Square left near, the heavy snow flutters about. 广场左近,大雪纷飞。 An on-duty soldier like the loosen, is entirely still straightly, the snowflake fell on the hat and shoulder piled up thick one. Here is not the central area , alone. 一名执勤的战士笔直如松,纹丝不动,雪花落在帽子和肩膀上堆积了厚厚一层。这里不是中心区域,挺偏,孤零零的。 Suddenly a girl runs over, visits him, first is cries then to smile. The soldiers are also unusual the surprise, must observe the discipline, can only the eye socket red looks at each other with her...... 忽然一个女孩子跑过来,看着他,先是哭然后笑。战士也非常诧异,又得遵守纪律,只能眼圈通红的跟她对视…… Nearby some people photograph. 旁边有人拍照。 The kindergarten entrance, is on vacation from school. 幼儿园门口,放学。 One group of little guys chirp run, near the street, the stream of people are many. A young fellow does not know whether to laugh or cry, decent is keeping the order. 一群小萝卜头叽叽喳喳的跑出来,临街道,人流不少。一个小伙子哭笑不得,像模像样的在维持秩序。 Some side also people photograph. 旁边还有人拍照。 The agricultural market fair, sells the vegetable/dish stall. 农贸市场,卖菜摊位。 A ten -year-old boy, is pursing the lips to sell the vegetable/dish, from unfamiliar to familiar. The nearby sits a woman, non-stop wiping tears. 一个十来岁的男孩子,抿着嘴卖菜,从生疏到熟悉。边上坐着个女人,不停抹眼泪。 Some people are photographing. 还是有人在拍照。 ...... …… The «Party A Party B» propaganda was finer than the call forwarding, planned one „a good dream one day roaming , helping you interpreted a dream” activity. 《甲方乙方》的宣传比呼叫转移精细多了,策划了一个“好梦一日游,帮您圆梦”的活动。 Chooses touchingly some, the low-cost wish, appears in the papers daily. 挑选一些感人至深的,成本低的心愿,天天见报。 What „remote poor girlfriend 1 st visit to Beijing, in the snow looked with own eyes the boyfriend stands guard” and „young fellow finally to be round the traffic police dream, protects child safe and secure” and „ten -year-old rebel youngster to sell the vegetable/dish, understood that mother is laborious” and so on. 什么“异地穷女友第一次来京城,雪中亲眼看男友站岗”、“小伙子终圆交警梦,护孩子平安”、“十岁叛逆少年卖菜,理解母亲辛苦”云云。 The effect is good, was praised by the department, thinks that has the upfront positive strength. 效果非常好,受到部门表扬,认为有正面积极的力量。 «Love Call forwarding» explodes 47 million box offices greatly, making everyone see the new year's film might. If in Hong Kong, deciding is follows a wave flow, is weary until the audience. 《爱情呼叫转移》大爆4700万票房,让所有人看到了贺岁片的威力。若在香港,定是跟风一波流,直到观众厌倦。 But the inland does not have the hot money, everyone is poor, this became the merit on the contrary, will not make the rotten piece to follow. Moreover the sensitive period, is waiting for next year concrete policy, done in December vacuum, is a dominance. 但内地没有热钱,大家穷,这反倒成了优点,不会拍烂片跟风。而且敏感时期,都等着明年的具体政策,搞的12月真空,又是一片独大。 Capital City and demon also screen, the first week 40 is divided, a round 37, protects the first week not to have pirating. 京城和魔都同时上映,首周40分成,次轮37,力保首周无盗版。 On December 21, snow. 12月21日,雪。 Dongsi Chaonei Avenue has a Laoyuanzi, before was Family member Institute of Ministry of Culture. In the south building, Li Qi Station shouted in the basement entrance: „Hurry up, ended?” 东四朝内大街有一处老院子,以前是文化部的家属院。南楼内,李琦站在地下室入口喊:“快点啊,完了没啊？” „Came!” “来了来了！” The wife gets the child to come out, dressed up rarely. Three people are going against the snowflake, a foot pit, the clothes are not thick, trembling especially is happy. 妻子领着孩子出来,难得打扮了一下。仨人顶着雪花,一脚一个坑,衣服也不算厚,哆哆嗦嗦却格外开心。 Li Qi was born in Shanxi, long in Shaanxi, finally the later generation audience think that he is northeasterner- possibly «Northeast Whole family» reason. 李琦出生在山西,长在陕西,结果后世观众都以为他是东北人-可能《东北一家人》的缘故。 North 91 years bring along one's family float, lived for six years in this basement. 91年携家带口北漂,在这地下室住了六年。 What meets exactly, the day passes painstakingly, but changed from bad to good recently. Was first selected makes the movie, plays a strong character with drama «Swallow Li Three». 什么活都接,日子过得苦,不过最近时来运转。先是被挑中拍电影,跟着还有部大戏《燕子李三》演个重要角色。 permits obligation person! 许总大恩人啊！ Three people the front door, just wants to sit the public transportation, a car starts by far, emits one not to have the bare clean head. His Shaanxi fellow villager, silver screen dauntless man, movement giant star, Guo Da Stensson! 仨人出大门,正想坐公交,一辆小车远远开过来,冒出一颗还没秃干净的脑袋。正是他的陕西老乡,银幕硬汉,动作巨星,郭达斯坦森！ Li Qi boards, sizes up, talked about with interest: „Car where you make?” 李琦上了车,打量打量,乐道:“你哪儿弄的小车？” „Friend borrows, driver's license that just tested!” “朋友借的,刚考的驾照嘛！” „How were you slightly abreast?” “你小品排咋样了？” „Aiya, spring late is not individual, crosses the screen one after another, I screen out the sickness quickly! Hi is the mud consumes, a blink made the movie.” “哎呀,春晚不是个人哩,一轮一轮过筛子,我都快筛出病哩！嗨是泥耗,一眨眼就拍电影去了。” „Hehe, luck luck!” “嘿嘿,运气运气！” Guo Tansen has a sketch to want the last spring to be late, being miserable beyond description examining, has called «Robot Joke», with Cai Mingyan. Should look? The author is Feng pants. 郭坦森有个小品要上春晚,正苦不堪言的过审,叫《机器人趣话》,跟蔡明演的。应该都看过吧？作者是冯裤子。 He asks Li Qi to cooperate the sketch, calculates that has lent a hand. Today the movie first showing, the actor minute/share to some tickets, Li Qi asks him to participate. 他找李琦合作过小品,算帮衬过。今天电影首映,演员分到一些票,李琦就请他参加。 When the capital movie theater, the entrance stopped many car(riage)s, going in is the big shot, does not dare to speak. 待到了首都电影院,门口停了不少车,进去全是大佬,也不敢说话。 permits non- and Zhao Baogang entertain, chatted several casually, turns head and finds the young tiger couple. pay Biaoyan «Azure clothes» has become famous, is clamping the cigarette with a laugh. 许非和赵宝钢招待,随便聊了几句,扭头又瞧见付彪两口子。付彪演《青衣》已经出名了,夹着烟卷笑呵呵的。 „Your this smoke is industrious enough, a day several packages?” “你这烟够勤的,一天几包啊？” „Were many three packages, was short of two packages.” “多了三包,少了两包。” „That is not good!” “那不行啊！” permits Feipai his belly, urged: „I had abstained, you pull out are so ominous, is not definitely good to the body. That Qiufang elder sister......” 许非拍拍他肚子,劝道:“我早就戒了,你抽这么凶,对身体肯定不好。那个秋芳姐……” „, permits.” Wife Zhang Qiufang is very cautious. “诶,许总。”妻子张秋芳很拘谨。 „Leads him to inspect regularly, without fault.” “定期带他去检查检查,没坏处。” „Good, I lead certainly him to go.” “好的,我一定带他去。” Said the little while, Sanping also came. 说了会儿,韩三坪也来了。 Meets asked: „Has the news?” 见面就问:“有消息么？” „Melody decided that what news but can also have?” “调子都定了,还能有啥消息？” „Commemorative meeting you go, what kind of?” “纪念大会你去吧,怎么样？” „Pledge assembly, my 500 character texts, said that knocks it off.” “誓师大会呗,我五百字发言稿,说完拉倒。” Sanping sighed, the rare sensible person, was heavyhearted about the Chinese movie road ahead. 韩三坪叹气,少有的明白人,对中国电影前路忧心忡忡。 Stayed the half of the day in the lounge, greeting entered the arena. The audience sit in inside early, immediately a cheers piece, Zhao Baogang waves, leads the team to sit in the first row. 在休息厅呆了半天,招呼进场。观众早坐在里面,顿时欢呼声一片,赵宝钢挥挥手,率队坐在第一排。 Unknowingly, this has had the first showing program of the world work. 不知不觉,这已经成了天下作品的首映程式。 Light dark , the silver screen shines. 灯光暗下,银幕亮起。 First is an extremely rough special effect, outlined a mousie, below jumped one line of characters: Ahead of time wish the whole nation mouse year extraordinarily good luck. 先是一个极为粗糙的特效,勾勒出一只小老鼠,下面蹦出一行字:提前祝全国人民鼠年大吉。 „Haha!” “哈哈！” Under smiles, with is the film title, manufactures the list, the producer: permits non-, Sanping. 底下一阵笑,跟着是片名,制作名单,出品人:许非,韩三坪。 Many years later, the audience sit in the movie theater, will remember saw for the first time these two names arrange at a that cold winter night. 多年以后,观众们坐在电影院里,准会想起首次看到这两个名字排在一块的那个寒冷的冬夜。 „ My name was Yao Yuan, currently is 38 years old, unmarried. The moral behavior 46 open, the merit six, the shortcoming four, are the actors who is hopeless to develop. 95 years of summer, I and deputy director north the week the swallow, scene-shifter Liang Zi, screenwriter money Kang, formed a partnership to fill a gap of service industry, the name said: “我叫姚远,现年38岁,未婚。人品四六开,优点六,缺点四,是个没戏演的演员。95年的夏天,我和副导演周北燕、道具员梁子、编剧钱康,合伙填补了一项服务行业的空白,名曰: Good dream one day roaming. ” 好梦一日游。” Deep aside beginning, introduced the background rapidly. 葛尤深沉的旁白开场,迅速介绍背景。 «Party A Party B» is like «Love Call forwarding», is the movies that stories compose, interesting, but separates, with sketch. 《甲方乙方》和《爱情呼叫转移》一样,都是一段段故事组成的电影,有趣但割裂,跟小品似的。 However at this time, has been able to satisfy the appetite of audience. 不过在这时候,已经很能满足观众的胃口。 The first customer is the bookstore boss, vainly hopes for to become Barton. Is driving the jeep, is setting up the US national flag, rumble pushes in the tank group. 第一个客户是书店老板,梦想成为巴顿。葛尤开着吉普车,插着美国国旗,轰隆隆挤在坦克群里。 „Real tank?” “真坦克么？” „Lying trough, real tank, flamboyant!” “卧槽,真坦克啊,牛逼！” This is not «Decisive battle», one new year's film, can look at the tank finally. Under leaf after rubbing the nose, disdained coldly one, this was he acts to handle. 这不是《大决战》,就一部贺岁片,结果能看着坦克。底下的叶经揉揉鼻子,不屑冷了一声,这可是他出面搞定的。 The jeep swaggering, a soldier finds, call senior official: „Hole small, hole small! I am the hole two, discovered the US forces in my left wing.” 吉普车大摇大摆,一个士兵瞧见,呼叫长官:“洞幺,洞幺！我是洞两,在我的左翼发现了美军。” „Ha!” “哈哈哈！” The audience pat the thigh to be happy, realized this unique sense of humor instantaneously. 观众拍大腿乐,瞬间体会到了这份独特的幽默感。 Does not have the urine, lines one after another. 无尿点,台词一句接着一句。 „, General, heard that supplied makes the rear these bastards wholesale in Antwerp to our camel smoke to the Belgian profiteers......” “哦,将军,听说供应给我们的骆驼烟在安特卫普让后方那些坏蛋批发给比利时倒爷了……” „I am promoted you to the master sergeant, my California boy!” “我晋升你为上士,我的加利福利亚男孩！” „Children!” “children!” „Reported the general! The German map really cannot look, you take the blue whale map to gather together the deployment!” “报告将军！德国地图实在找不着,您拿蓝鲸地图凑和着部署吧！” „Ha!” “哈哈哈！” Begins for 20 minutes, the laughter has not broken. «Party A Party B» played the pinnacle the charm of language, probably was, you, your fine goods. 开场二十分钟,笑声没断过。《甲方乙方》把语言的魅力玩到了极致,大概就是,你品,你细品。 With is the discreet in speech addiction chef. 跟着是过把嘴严瘾的厨子。 Li Qi stares the big eye, the wainscot can straighten up straight, since is admitted to that basement, not so proud. 李琦一家瞪大眼睛,腰板挺得直直的,自打住进那个地下室里,从没如此骄傲过。 „Has the countrymen and big shepherd?” “有乡亲们和大狼狗么？” „Killed me not to say!” “打死我也不说！” „Killed me not to say!” “打死我也不说！” „Haha!” “哈哈！” Inside many stems of mixture, such as „save Lenin quickly”, behind „she does not cough”, is Soviet movie «Lenin in 1918» lines. 里面夹杂的很多梗,如“快去救列宁”,还有后面的“她已经不咳嗽了”,都是苏联电影《列宁在1918》的台词。 Is unique nostalgia of this age, probably we look that now „886” „I pour” „occasionally” am same. 属于这个年代的独特怀旧,好像我们现在看“偶”“886”“我倒”一样。 Others are smiling, Li Qi cannot bear cast aside excessively, wiped under the eye secretly. 旁人在笑,李琦忍不住撇过头,偷偷抹了下眼睛。 „Father, you how?” Gets up the son of elementary school to ask. “爸,你咋了？”上小学的儿子问。 „Watches your movie!” “看你的电影！” His close to slap in the past. 他一巴掌扇过去。 permits non- sits under, the similarly attentive appreciation, others are remembering past times the past, he is remembering past times the future. 许非坐在底下,同样用心欣赏,别人在怀旧从前,他在怀旧未来。 For example the rich person goes to the countryside to play the deformeter, the leaf is well the broken cotton-wadded jacket, lies on the earth joyhouse looked that own car(riage) drives by far, cries excitedly. 比如大款去乡下玩变形计,叶经穿着破棉袄,趴在土窑子上看自己的车远远驶来,激动落泪。 What in his brain appears is „China team wins the World Cup!” 他脑中浮现的是“中国队勇夺世界杯冠军！” Knows that this stem, is very old...... 知道这个梗的,都已经很老了吧…… Afterward, being lovelorn youth who the ginger five is a guest performer, pay Biao a tenant farmer, the Zhao Ming ming big star presented in turn. 随后,姜五客串的失恋青年,付彪的张佃户,赵铭铭的大明星依次亮相。 Before did two places to reflect as usual, the reputation was good. But the audience sees half, actually had the spectrum at heart, was the work of section level. 之前照旧搞了两场点映,口碑上佳。而观众看到一半,其实心里就有谱了,又是部水准之作。 „......” “……” Only has Feng pants, sits with woof Shuo under, the back whiz whiz braves the cool breeze. How also does not know, the old feeling lives in somebody's shadow. 唯有冯裤子,跟汪朔坐在底下,后背嗖嗖冒凉风。也不知怎么的,老感觉活在某个人的阴影里。 90 minutes of movie is especially short. 90分钟的电影格外短暂。 Yao Yuan and Zhou Beiyan decides to get married, makes the pre-marital physical examination the time knows a man, Yang Lixin plays. 姚远和周北燕决定结婚,做婚检的时候认识一个男子,杨立新饰演。 He is a technician, separates two places with the wife, never has own house. But the wife finds out the cancer late stage, the biggest desire can have a family/home. 他是个技术员,跟妻子分隔两地,从来没有自己的房子。而妻子查出癌症晚期,最大的愿望就是能有个家。 After Yao Yuan understands, clenches teeth to lend him to deceive the wife the new home. 姚远了解后,一咬牙把新房借给他骗媳妇。 Finally, the wife passed away, he submits to return the key, celebrates the new year to drink with several people together. 最后,妻子去世,他来归还钥匙,跟几个人一块过年喝酒。 The movie last lens, Yang Lixin drinks up the liquor to come out, inside big red lantern tall Zhao, warm pleasant, out of the door wind and snow gem. 电影最后一段镜头,杨立新喝完酒出来,里面大红灯笼高照,温暖怡人,门外风雪琳琅。 „ On that day we got drunk, cried, said mutually many being utterly devoted words, is really unforgettable one night. “那天我们都喝醉了,也都哭了,互相说了许多肝胆相照的话,真是难忘的一夜。 A few days later, I held the wedding with the northern swallow. 几天后,我和北燕举行了婚礼。 In 1995 passed by, I fondly remembered it very much...... ” 1995年过去了,我很怀念它……” „......” “……” When the theme song resounds, when Liu white/shell make the nuptial chamber, the audience has not responded. Front is so fun, the ending is so how sensational, incited somewhat wants to cry. 当主题曲响起,葛尤和刘贝闹起洞房时,观众还没反应过来。前面那么好玩,怎么结尾如此煽情,煽的真有点想哭。 „I remembered the alley suddenly.” “我忽然想起胡同了。” „I also thought that alley 2, is great sensational, in thin that I who the end of the year does cry crash-bang.” “我也想了,胡同二吧,也是年终岁尾搞的巨煽情,我哭的稀里哗啦。” „Does not know why wants to cry.” “不知道为什么想哭。” „Possibly in this year passed.” “可能这一年又过去了。” When the picture frames, silver screen again dark, „whish” the applause resounds. 当画面定格,银幕重新暗下,“哗哗哗”的掌声才响起。 Liu white/shell also wipes the eye secretly, follows Zhao Baogang and the others to mount the stage. Big steel also became movie to lead suddenly, was full of warmly interacted with the audience. 刘贝也偷偷抹眼睛,跟随赵宝钢等人上台。大钢子忽然也成电影名导了,饱含热情的与观众互动。 „I thought that is better than the call forwarding, are many thing that cannot say.” “我觉得比呼叫转移要好,多了一点说不上来的东西。” „Liu Sister Bei you are too attractive in! It is not, you outside also attractive!” “刘贝姐姐您在里面太漂亮！啊不是,您在外面也漂亮！” „I want to ask the director, the words of perfect score, do you give this work to hit several points?” “我想问问导演,十分满分的话,您给这部作品打几分呢？” „Aiya, how this issue I replied, you said hits several points?” “哎呀,这种问题我怎么回答,你们说打几分？” Zhao Baogang the microphone at one fell swoop, under shouted: „10 points!” 赵宝钢把话筒一举,底下大喊:“十分！” „10 points!” “十分！” „, This 10 points, I later did not have the progressive space. Ok, the time is limited, today arrived here. Then before conclusion......” “别别,这都十分,我以后就没进步空间了。好了,时间有限,今天就到这里吧。那在结束之前……” Big steel flings the pot suddenly, „Teacher, you receive a tail.” 大钢子忽然甩锅,“葛尤老师,你收个尾。” „, Should thank thanked, said a reality.” “呃,该谢的都谢了,说点实际的。” Cups one hand in the other across the chest, serious: „Pays new year's call to everyone.” 葛尤拱拱手,一本正经:“给大家拜个早年吧。” „Ha!” “哈哈哈！” ( Also has......) (还有……)