Multi-level marketing thing was like the fragrant-flowered garlic, sheared. 传销这东西就跟韭菜一样,割了一茬又一茬。 permits non- can do, fishes the mother, while convenient purification purification local area. But it is estimated that soon, meets the spring breeze to blow fresh. 许非能做的,也只是把老妈捞出来,顺便净化净化当地。但估计用不了多久,又会春风吹又生。 But after he returns to the capital, immediately strengthens the ideological style, refuses the staff multi-level marketing. Did not understand, because many office workers and teachers are making, but others is a boss, listening. 而他回京后,立即加强思想作风,严禁员工传销。不理解,因为很多机关人员、老师都在弄,可人家是老板,听着呗。 Night, living room. 夜,客厅。 Boss permits and Boss Chen to the television to rub handle, are shouting and wrangling. In the screen two young children fling about, toot toot toot toot toot toot, with eating a bullet, brushed changes the laser. 许老板和陈老板对着电视撸手柄,大呼小叫。屏幕里两个小儿跳来跳去,嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟,跟着吃颗子弹,刷变激光了。 „Jumps! Jumps!” “跳啊！跳啊！” „Hits him, behind you...... hides the bullet, your pig!” “打他,你后面……躲子弹,你猪啊！” „, Died!” “呀,死了！” Boss Chen the rubbing hands , proficiently borrowed a life, the person jumps down, the invincible condition just crossed, „, died!” 陈老板搓搓手柄,熟练的借了一条命,人跳下来,无敌状态刚过,“呀,又死了！” Therefore rubs. 于是又搓。 „Aiya, I have not seen.” “哎呀,我没看到。” „!” “啊！” „Do not hit me, do not hit me!” “别打我,别打我！” Playing to be playing is not right, takes a look at the screen, „how do you have 30 person?” 玩着玩着自己也不对劲,瞅瞅屏幕,“你怎么有30个人儿？” „Are you managing?” “你管着么？” „My how 3?” “我怎么就三个？” „You are stupid.” “你蠢啊。” „Fart! Clearly is you moves, you said quickly, how to move...... you did say?!” “屁！分明是你调的,你快说,怎么调的……你说不说？！” They hit to make one group, pulled to a hook the line, crash-bang a game separates, the spoiled child falls on the ground. 俩人打作一团,又勾到了线,哗啦一声游戏断开,小霸王摔在地上。 This is second generation study ( you ) that this year has practices the ( xi ) machine, journey dragon advertizes, is known as „hoping that a son will grow up to be successful spoiled child”. 这可是今年出的第二代学(you)习(xi)机,程龙做广告,号称“望子成龙小霸王”。 „Noisy! Noisy!” “闹！闹！” permits non- untidy crawls, meets the line, „is like the pig, plays super Mary.” 许非衣衫不整的爬起来,把线接好,“跟猪一样,玩超级玛丽吧。” „Does not play!” “不玩了！” The small rising sun flings dá, throws to opening the couple bosom, „how are you still looking?” 小旭甩哒,扑到张俪怀里,“你怎么还在看？” „I find it very interesting.” “我觉得挺有意思的。” Opens in front of the couple to spread more than ten newspapers, every large or small is the soccer news, said: „ You look, first round of 6, 150,000 people watch on the spot. 张俪面前摊着十几份报纸,大大小小全是足球消息,道:“你看,首轮六场,有15万人现场观看。 A team must hit every year more than 20, the population was very considerable. Moreover the influence is unexpected, later the television relay follows, absolutely is the social topic. 一支球队每年要打二十多场,人数就很可观了。而且影响力出乎意料,以后电视转播跟上,绝对是社会话题。 Our support are very good, the performance-to-price ratio is high, right, grand Dadui strength how? I looked at the first run to lose. ” 我们这个赞助很好呀,性价比高,对了,隆达队实力怎么样？我看首轮输了。” „Also becomes, calculates the crack force......” “还成吧,算劲旅……” „That is good.” “那就好。” permits non- no one accompanies, the fermentation moment said: „, Said a matter to you, my mother wanted the child.” 许非没人陪,酝酿片刻道:“呃,跟你俩说件事,我妈要孩子了。” „?” “啊？” „It is not, my mother wants to make me live the child...... is not right, wants to hug the child in any case, the girl boys become.” “不是,我妈想让我生孩……也不对,反正就想抱孩子了,丫头小子都成。” „......” “……” They blink, asked together: „How do you think?” 俩人眨眨眼,一起问:“那你怎么想的？” „ My meaning, first cannot regard the duty, did not say my mother to want, we must live one. We want, allowing nature to take its course is right. “我的意思呢,首先不能当成任务,不是说我妈想要,我们就必须生一个。得我们自己想要,顺其自然才对。 I speak the truth, our enterprises high-speed rise period, even if lived did not have the time to accompany. 我说实话啊,我们的事业都在高速增长期,就算生了也没时间陪。 Child lifeform, without being ready, lives is too irresponsible rashly. Let alone we are young, but also in enough three people of the world. ” 孩子这种生物呢,如果没做好准备,贸然生出来太不负责任。何况我们还年轻,还没过够三人世界。” „Bah!” “呸！” „Bah!” “呸！” stretch/open Lining his, said: „I heard that over 35 years old were not quite good.” 张俪拧了他一下,道:“不过我听说35岁以上就不太好了。” „That also has six years, yeah, happen to 2000.” little Xu said. “那还有六年,哎,正好到2000年。”小旭道。 Yo! 哟！ They blink, without speech. 俩人又眨眨眼,没说话。 permits non- has a look at this, takes a look at that puts out a hand to hug. 许非看看这个,瞅瞅那个,伸手一搂。 Oh, three people of the world are such unadorned, and is arid. 唉,三人世界就是这么朴实无华,且枯燥。 .................. ……………… First month of summer, Beijing , Taiwan. 初夏,京台。 Thin and small young people at the back of the package, went into the television station yard, treads the tread tread to climb up the building to a lounge, breathes saying: „Sorry, was late!” 一个瘦小的年轻人背着包,闯入了电视台大院,蹬蹬蹬爬上楼到一间休息室,喘道:“对不起,迟到了！” „Doesn't matter, we have not started.” “没关系,我们还没开始。” permits non- stands up, puts out a hand: „First meeting, hello/you good.” 许非站起身,伸出手:“初次见面,你好。” „You are, permits?” “您是,许总？” The young people grip hastily, „hello, my name was what Jiong 。” 年轻人连忙握住,“您好您好,我叫何炯。” „This is Cao shadow, your partner.” “这是曹影,你的搭档。” They size up mutually, what Jiong naturally is joyful this is a big beautiful woman, the picture suspected, is thin and dry/does, a thief is big, with chicken. 俩人互相打量,何炯当然欣喜这是个大美女,小影怀疑,又瘦又干,头贼大,跟小鸡子似的。 The host of their self-made program. 他们正是自制节目的主持人。 This age has no specialization, the hosts begin a new career late in life, good all in CCTV. Other has not cropped up, like Miss Dong, but also in Zhejiang Province Theatrical troupe, the television station has not even entered. 这年代没什么专业性,主持人都是半路出家,好的全在央视。其余的还没冒头,像董小姐,还在浙省话剧团,连电视台都没进。 Like Miss king, is the reporter in Bashu culture, moreover her husband is too flamboyant, does not dare to write does not dare to write. 像王小姐,在巴蜀当记者,而且她老公太牛逼,不敢写不敢写。 As for magnificence few anything, not grown. 至于华少什么的,还没成年呢。 Therefore what Jiong felt strange, my Foreign Studies University Arab language family student, how looks for me, when managed? 所以何炯奇怪,我一外国语大学阿拉伯语系学生,怎么就找我当主持了？ In the history, he developed a sketch to attend the university student party of CCTV, was picked «Big Windmill», mixed the caterpillar from the thumb, did not have the improvement, was latter poached by the mango stage. 历史上,他演了个小品参加央视的大学生晚会,被相中进了《大风车》,从大拇哥混到毛毛虫,毫无起色,后被芒果台挖走。 Cao shadow is more mysterious, the television station that goes to a friend to work plays, is catching up records the program, temporarily could not find the host. She helped make an interview, unexpectedly signed. 曹影更神奇,去一个朋友工作的电视台玩,正赶上录节目,临时找不到主持人。她帮忙做了次采访,居然就签约了。 The people arrive in full, permits non- sets out to visit. 人到齐,许非起身参观。 The location and facility are free, are artificial he to pull out, the staff rush to register, who does not know that Boss permits is natural? 场地、设施免费,人工他掏,工作人员抢着报名,谁不知道许老板大方？ „After Beijing , Taiwan change the new building, the equipment also promoted. This is we biggest telecast hall, can accommodate about thousand people, the light sound effect is best......” “京台换新楼后,设备也升级了。这是我们最大的一个演播厅,能容纳近千人,灯光音效都是最好的……” The little elder sister was introducing, permits non- has not entered the gate, said: „Looks slightly to me.” 小姐姐在介绍,许非连门都没进,道:“给我找最小的。” „?” “啊？” „Smallest.” “最小的。” The opposite party are bewildered, receives a small space. 对方莫名其妙,领到一个小间。 „This good, has the atmosphere.” “这个好,有气氛。” permits Feizhuan, making Cao shadow and what Jiongzhan in central, said: „ They are the cores, the back installs a large screen to me, the right side supposes four honored guest stages, behind honored guest stage supposes the auditorium, each can sit more than ten people on the line. 许非转了一圈,让曹影和何炯站在中央,道:“他们是核心,背后给我装块大屏幕,右侧设四个嘉宾台,嘉宾台后面设观众席,每个能坐十几人就行。 The light was too dark, needs to promote, that multi- color, can guarantee the dance effect...... ” 灯光太暗了,需要升级,那种多彩的,能保证歌舞效果……” Now variety most prosperous in Taiwan, «Long Xionghu Younger brother» anything. Chang Fei and dirty monster king, the host proportion is quite big. 现在综艺最兴盛的在台湾,《龙兄虎弟》什么的。张菲和污妖王,主持人占比相当大。 The inland lacks this kind of style, must strengthen the program interest. 内地缺少此类风格的,就得加强节目趣味。 In 1997 first issue of «Joyful Supreme headquarters» began broadcasting, aiya that argument. A Sir aunt of water, the program is the ventriloquism, dumb show and Hunan words crosstalk, with «Quyi world». 1997年第一期《快乐大本营》开播,哎呀那个调调。一水的大爷大妈,节目是口技、哑剧、湖南话相声,跟《曲苑杂坛》似的。 Only different, asked just Ke Shouliang of leap Yellow River to work as the honored guest. The young basin friend offers flowers, Dai Hong scarf, the ostentation entire was very big, ended the talk show, was serious. 唯一不同的,就是请了刚飞跃黄河的柯受良当嘉宾。小盆友献花、戴红领巾,排场整挺大,完了现场访谈,也是严肃。 A long time, the inland variety takes the Hong Kong , Taiwan stars as to laugh uproariously, you can please the Hong Kong , Taiwan stars, that extraordinary. 很长一段时间,内地综艺都以港台明星为噱头,你能请个港台明星,那了不得的。 permits non- sets the telecast hall, leads Cao shadow and what Jiong returns to the lounge, first carries one package of recording tapes. 许非定下演播厅,带着曹影和何炯回到休息室,先拎出一包录像带。 „ These are the programs of Taiwan, you look, can use for reference, do not imitate. “这些是台湾的节目,你们看一下,可以借鉴,不要模仿。 I did three, one is the longan class, called «Step by step for Winning», won the bonus through each round of answer ; One is the culture class, called «Poetry Congress», wording meaning ; One is the entertainment class, called «Happy Percentage Hundred». 我搞了三个,一个是益智类,叫《步步为赢》,通过每轮答题赢取奖金;一个是文化类,叫《诗词大会》,字面意思;一个是娱乐类,叫《开心百分百》。 The first two hosts had not found, you are responsible for finally this. 前两个主持还没找到,你们负责最后这个。 Invited four honored guests each time, I wrote the flow initially. ” 每期邀请四位嘉宾,我初步写了流程。” „......” “……” The thick book, what Jiong reads earnestly, Cao shadow has been disturbed, compels compared with the partner ignorant. 厚厚一本子,何炯认真翻看,曹影一直忐忑,比搭档更懵逼。 „Elder Brother, you change individual, I feared that I cannot complete.” “哥哥,你换个人吧,我怕我做不好。” „How do you make a movie?” “你拍戏怎么样？” „Good, opens leads very good, young is also very smooth.” “挺好的,张导非常棒,小逊也很顺。” „The «in The summer of that year» progress should be quick, in August can end. Your oneself adjust, pats to manage to me.” “《那年夏天》进度应该很快,八月就能完。你自己调整好,拍完给我主持去。” „Elder Brother......” “哥……” That goods kept promises, Cao shadow pursed the lips to recognize instigated. 那货说一不二,曹影噘嘴认怂。 ( Also has......) (还有……)