Arrived ** the month, various charity performances are held one after another, and had a dirty/small error matter. 到了**月份,各种赈灾义演陆续举行,并发生了一件龌蹉事。 Liu Huan and Wei Wei initiated the capital literary and art circles large-scale charity performance together, forms competition with a party of CCTV- name was called «To share hardships Sentiment Warm World», only used for eight days to the performance from the arrangement, the personnel reached several hundred. 刘焕和韦唯共同发起了首都文艺界大型慈善演出,跟央视的一台晚会形成竞争-名字叫《风雨同舟・情暖人间》,从筹备到演出只用了八天,人员达数百名。 Does not know the coordinated mistake, is intentional. 不知协调失误,还是有意为之。 At CCTV benefit performance in the evening, Liu Huan who has not received any notice, suddenly sees the host to announce on the television: „Next songbook should sing by Liu Huan, he has not actually arrived......” 在央视义演当晚,没接到任何通知的刘焕,突然在电视上看到主持人报幕:“下一首歌本该由刘焕演唱,他却没到……” Who can this mother bear? 这尼玛谁受得了？ Liu Huan rushes to the scene urgent, sang several songs, finally after leaving office, discovered the package that carries along disappears. 刘焕火急赶到现场,唱了几首歌,结果下台后,发现随身携带的包不见了。 Two matter and incident, next day, on him CCTV asks for an explanation, has not given the answer. In a while, **** unexpectedly issues the document: „Liu Huan is late, but also makes a big row the conference site, must implement to block to him.” 两事并一事,第二天,他上央视讨个说法,也没给答复。没过多久,****居然下发文件:“刘焕迟到,还大闹会场,要对他实行封杀。” After the document sends out, was taken back immediately, possibly oneself also thought that plays noisily. 文件发出后,又被迅即收回,可能自己也觉得玩闹。 But the radio and TV has not blocked, CCTV actually implemented, about three years does not give any exposure. Even he attended the Flying Apsara Award party, sang «Cannot Like this Living». 但广电没封杀,央视却实施了,将近三年的时间不给任何曝光。甚至他去参加飞天奖晚会,唱了一首《不能这样活》。 CCTV in the situation that has to broadcast, pia pastes the special effect square, covers the whole person, in the square is the soap opera picture. 央视在不得不播出的情况下,pia贴个特效方框,把整个人盖住,方框内是电视剧画面。 Then the square has not covered entire, the audience can also see an arm, a leg extends...... 然后方框还没盖全,观众还能看到一条胳膊,一条腿伸出来…… Telling the truth, CCTV from beginning to end is a father, in the 90's is overbearing, does not want bluish green lotus. Chen Xiaoer's copyright lawsuit also such matter. 有一说一,央视从始至终都是爸爸,九十年代更是霸道,不要碧莲。陈小二的版权官司也这么回事。 .................. ……………… Teacher permits is secret, had not been called to perform. 许老师是幕后,没被叫去演出。 In a holiday of glorious weather in the morning, his orthodox church two younger sisters drive. 在一个风和日丽的休息日上午,他正教俩妹子开车。 Thank the traffic flow magnitude of this year, found a slightly leaning place to practice. At this moment he sits in the driving position, explained to two people: „ This inserts the key, saw not to have, to insert to twist is igniting. 感谢这年头的车流量,找个稍偏的地方就可以练。此刻他坐在驾驶位,给二人讲解:“这是插钥匙的,看见没有,插进去一拧就点着火了。 Then this is the hand checks, parking certain tautness, otherwise meets the accelerating-coasting. Under foot three things, coupling, brakes and accelerator. This is the files, shifts gears to use, from low to high, more runs is quicker. 然后这个是手刹,停车一定拉紧,不然会溜车。脚底下三个东西,离合器、刹车、油门。这块是档把,换挡用的,由低到高,越跑越快。 The theory does not say, your intelligence quotients could not understand, how I taught to open directly. ” 理论不讲了,你们的智商也听不懂,我直接教怎么开。” Two younger sisters in the back seat, dig up the seat probe head to look, „left leg steps the meeting and parting, steps on, then hangs one grade.” 俩妹子在后座,扒着座椅探头瞧,“左脚踩住离合,踩到底啊,然后挂一档。” „Which is one grade?” little Xu asked. “哪个是一档？”小旭问。 „This does not write, 1234. After hanging up keeps off, the left leg loosens, doesn't the little loosen, the car(riage) no move now? When the car(riage) started pit-a-pat to shake, do not continue the loosen, empty holds, at this time the car(riage) walked......” “这不写着么,1234。挂上挡之后,左脚松开,一点点松,现在车不没动么？诶,等车开始突突突抖了,就别继续松,虚含着,这时候车就走了……” With his voice, excrement yellow sends to start pit-a-pat to shake greatly, with insipid, leads the way slowly. 随着他的话音,屎黄色的大发开始突突突抖,跟着索然无味,缓缓前行。 „Steps on the accelerator to accelerate, steps on the brake to decelerate, shifting gears must step on the meeting and parting...... to say before is too useless, you practice to be stronger than anything the car(riage) feeling.” “踩油门加速,踩刹车减速,换挡之前必踩离合……讲太多没用,你们把车感练出来比啥都强。” „What hiring a vehicle feeling?” “什么叫车感？” „Yes, is a very mysterious thing......” “就是,就是一种很玄妙的东西……” Teacher permits the steering wheel, is gesticulating single-handedly, looked forward to completely: 许老师一手把着方向盘,一手比划,满是憧憬: „When you fuse together with the car(riage), drives in invisible, others should not come time, you curve have passed another vehicle, when they understand, the vehicle door has actually welded, only leaves behind the form that an numerous sigh and is above mundane thoughts to go to......, this is our generation pursues the big boundary!” “当你跟车融为一体,开车于无形之中,别人没应过来的时候,你已经弯道超车,等他们明白的时候,车门却已经焊死,只留下一众兴叹与绝尘而去的身影……哎呀,这便是我辈追求之大境界！” Two younger sisters do not understand, but very fierce appearance. 俩妹子不懂,但很厉害的样子。 permits Feikai, anchored the roadside, „does anyone of you try?” 许非开了一段,停靠路边,“你们谁来试试？” „I, I!” “我,我！” He changes the copilot, the small rising sun rushes to the driving position, rubs hands, „how do I want to do?” 他换到副驾驶,小旭哧溜跑到驾驶位,搓搓手,“我要怎么做？” „What listened to a moment ago? The left leg steps on the meeting and parting.” “刚才听什么呢？左脚踩离合。” „Checks independently, first lifts upward, right...... then hangs to keep off.” “放手刹,先往上抬一下,对对……然后挂挡。” „, Do not grasp with the hand, builds on this round head, binds with the palm, should not be stiff, naturally, feels it...... right......” “不不不,你别用手掌握,就搭在这个圆头上,用手心裹住,不要僵硬,自然点,感受它……对对……” The small rising sun hung one grade, the left leg lifted, saw that the car(riage) is shaking crazily , to continue to lift, „!” 小旭挂了一档,左脚抬,眼瞅着车在狂抖,继续抬抬,“呀！” „Is all right, again come.” “没事没事,再来。” permits non- hits to catch fire, brushed a flow. 许非重新打着火,又刷了遍流程。 „!” “呀！” „All right.” “没事。” „Wú!” “唔！” „......” “……” After repeating three times, Teacher permits cannot bear, „doesn't consider you empty to hold? Holds, holds, do not loosen!” 重复了三次之后,许老师忍不住,“不告你虚含着么？含着,含着,别松开！” „Including.” “含不住。” „How to contain?” “怎么就含不住？” „Foot was too small.” “脚太小了。” „......” “……” Ok, twice, starts successfully. 行吧,又两次过后,起步成功。 The small rising sun stares the big eye, a street smooth even/including dog does not have, was very at first anxious, runs to start to flutter, stepped on the accelerator secretly. 小旭瞪大眼睛,马路光溜溜连条狗没有,起初很紧张,跑了一段开始飘,偷偷一踩油门。 „!!” “啊！啊！” „Deceleration, brake!” “减速减速,刹车！” „What to do? What to do?” “怎么办？怎么办？” „Brake! Brake! Do not cover the eye...... grass!” “刹车！刹车！你别捂眼睛……艹！” Bang! 砰！ The vehicle resentment on a tree, the speed was not fortunately quick, three people flicker. permits non- hurries the examination, but also becomes, the first face is not affected much. 车子怼在了一棵树上,所幸速度不快,仨人忽悠一下。许非赶紧下来查看,还成,前脸无大碍。 Instantly, he understood finally the mood of driving school coach, gets angry from the guts lives, with long hurried strides walks, „is all right? Is hitting?” 刹时间,他终于了解驾校教练的心情,怒从胆边生,大步流星走过去,“没事吧？撞着没有？” „Not......” “没……” The small rising sun frightens, pitiful, stretch/open Li hurries to comfort. 小旭吓得不行,可怜巴巴,张俪赶紧安慰。 Adjusts, the student changes players. 调整一番,学生换人。 Teacher permits the mentality is especially good, has the consciousness that will have sent to offer sacrifices greatly. A broken car(riage), where has the girlfriends to be important? Hits, hits casually! 许老师心态特好,已有了将大发献祭的觉悟。一辆破车嘛,哪有女朋友们重要？撞,随便撞！ „......” “……” stretch/open Li sits in the driving position, recalls the step, the mouth talked over: „Steps on the meeting and parting...... the handle to check, hangs, hangs to keep off loosely...... slowly.” 张俪坐在驾驶位,回想步骤,嘴里念叨:“踩离合……拉手刹,挂,挂挡……慢慢松。” Her whole body muscle tightens, the left leg lifts, feels the vibration to be steady, empty contains motionless, moment vehicle vanguard. 她全身肌肉绷紧,左脚抬起,感觉抖动平稳,虚含不动,片刻车子前行。 „You have a look at others, is steady!” “你看看人家,就是稳！” Teacher permits is surprised, looks at her both hands to grip tightly the steering wheel, the decent corner, „, this car(riage) starts has the water radical......” 许老师惊讶,瞧她双手紧握方向盘,像模像样的拐弯,“可以啊,这车开的有水冫……” „Do not speak to me, I am also anxious!” “别跟我讲话,我也紧张！” stretch/open Li by never some volume shouted, they have a scare, immediately straight happy. 张俪以从未有过的音量大喊,那俩人吓了一跳,随即直乐。 Tosses about for day, sends greatly is devastated. 折腾一天,大发饱受摧残。 permits Feikai returns to Asian Olympic Village, the day is misty, various building lights shine, Wuzhou Hotel is colorful, appears the magnificent scene unexpectedly. 许非开回亚运村,天蒙蒙黑,各栋建筑灯光亮起,五洲大酒店色彩斑斓,竟显得辉煌景象。 Actually the empty shell, the inhabitant are not many. 其实还是空壳,住户并不多。 Stops in downstairs, his poking head in say/way: „You first come up, I look for old Li a little matter.” 停在楼下,他探头道:“你们先上去吧,我找老李有点事。” „What foreign exchange bids up?” The small rising sun knits the brows. “又去炒什么外汇？”小旭皱眉。 „That thing risk is big, you carefully.” stretch/open Lidao. “那东西风险大,你小心点。”张俪道。 „Is clear, had both of you to bless me to be definitely all right, walks!” “明白明白,有你们俩保佑我肯定没事,走了啊！” Sends to go far away greatly, they look at each other one, helpless sighed. 大发远去,俩人对视一眼,无奈叹了口气。 ...... …… Has not closed specially especially, today rests, the customer are still many. 特别特尚未关门,今儿休息,顾客依旧很多。 The general manager office, Li Chengru is staring at foreign exchange bulk lots on the computer screen, quiet sparkling on face, a live image substance abuse for a long time tuberculosis ghost. 总经理办公室,李程儒盯着计算机屏幕上的外汇大盘,幽光映在脸上,活像一个嗑药已久的痨鬼。 „Hey? I, your side materials how?” “喂？我啊,你们那边资料怎么样？” „Is US dollar?” “还是美元强呗？” „Okay, then grasps 200 lists to me.” “好好,那给我揸两百单。” He hangs up the telephone, rubbed rubbing hands, is especially dissatisfied. 他挂断电话,搓了搓手,尤不满足。 Cooks up foreign exchange one month, knows many bosses, slowly forms a fixed circle. That side the brokerage firm is also wearing, for example language issue. 炒外汇一个多月,认识不少老板,慢慢形成一个固定圈子。经纪商那边也在磨合,比如语言问题。 Hong Kong people „business” do not talk clearly, delay mess things up, now changed to „grasping” and „buying”. But in the circle has the expert, fiercest next 2000 lists, envy! 香港人“买卖”说不清,耽误事,现在改成了“揸”和“沽”。而圈子里有牛人,最猛的一次下两千单,羡慕啊！ „!” “吱呀！” The gate opens, permits non- came, „under?” 门一开,许非进来了,“下完了？” „Just grasped 200 lists, you?” “刚揸两百单,你呢？” „I had not looked that follows you.” “我还没看呢,就跟你走吧。” Was saying also next 200 lists, Li Chengru is moved, you have a look, this called the brothers! 说着也下两百单,李程儒感动啊,你看看,这才叫兄弟呢！ Teacher permits is also moved, you have a look, this called the light pointing the way! 许老师也感动,你看看,这才叫指路明灯呢！ Talked foolishly a meeting, around 6 : 00 finished eating the dinner. 瞎聊了一会,六点多钟吃完晚饭。 They go out, directly soar Great Wall Hotel, inside heaven on earth. 俩人出门,直奔长城饭店,里边的天上人间。 ( Backache......) (腰疼……)