„Hey, is Beijing TV Station?” “喂,是京城电视台么？” „, I do not have the news peg, I am an ordinary electric power worker, presently is still on duty in the factory. I watched your party yesterday, aiya, was really good! Some rare people pay attention to our these special posts, I two years had not gone home, others have the family reunion dinner, I am overhauling the electric circuit with the colleague...... no, is thanks, thank you, held” good party! “哦哦,我没有新闻线索,我是一名普通的电力工人,现还在厂里值班。我昨天看了你们晚会,哎呀,真是太好了！难得有人关注我们这些特殊岗位,我已经两年没回家了,人家吃团圆饭,我跟同事在检修电路……没什么,就是感谢一下,谢谢你们,办了台好晚会！” „Hey? Is I? Is I?” “喂喂？是我么？是我么？” „! I want to say that, your party was too attractive, Beijing , Taiwan also are never so expected that attractive! That sketch I really like...... feeding, how this broke......” “啊！我想说啊,你们晚会太好看了,没想到京台也这么好看！那个小品我真喜欢……喂喂,这咋断了……” „Hey? I looked at you to interview that video recording of various trades and occupations, I was a family member...... was, was he is quite stuffy, usually will not say these matters to me, I do not know how he thought......, therefore I very thanked you, we are now good, thank you!” “喂？哦,我看了你们采访各行各业的那个录像,我是其中一名家属……就是,就是他这人比较闷,平时不会跟我说这些事,我也不知道他怎么想的……所以我挺感谢你们,我们现在挺好的,谢谢你们！” „I most like Shan Tianfang's storytelling, unexpectedly looks on the television, your cow!” “我最喜欢单田芳的评书,居然在电视上看着了,你们牛！” „Haha, that panda Panpan was too lovable, can deliver me one?” “哈哈,那个熊猫盼盼太可爱了,能不能送我一只？” 30 sons very early in the morning, the telephones of Beijing , Taiwan were hit to explode. 三十儿一大早,京台的电话就被打爆了。 Now the media are backward, spring is not late like the later generation, broadcasts momentarily complains in the micro blog momentarily. The big new year's celebration rests, newspaper anything also stops publication temporarily, no one reported that only then the telephone forces one's way into. 现在传媒落后,不像后世春晚,随时播随时在微博上吐槽。大过年都休息,报纸什么的也暂时休刊,没人报道,只有电话打进来。 But that is also happy! 但那也高兴啊！ All feels proud and elated, an assistant station chief assumes personal command personally, gathers all parties to feed back. The peers, the lower echelon, the upper-level unit, and even the last stage, has the telephone to come. 个个扬眉吐气,一位副台长亲自坐镇,汇拢各方反馈。同行的,下级单位的,上级单位的,乃至最上级的,都有电话过来。 The overall opinion is: The stage is rough, the innovation is appropriate, draws close to the common people, loves. 总体意见是:舞台粗糙,创新得当,贴近百姓,喜闻乐见。 Said simply, succeeded! Attains greatly successfully! 简单说,成功了！还是大获成功！ „little Liu, this time your first in merit, can break through a tight encirclement under CCTV nose, rare, rare!” “小刘啊,这次记你一首功,能在央视眼皮底下杀出重围,难得,难得！” „Shame is not at all, is everyone's efforts, I can only say that the good fortune does not fail in one's mission!” “愧不敢当,都是大家的努力,我只能说幸不辱命！” Liu Di does not dare to steal openly the merit, a whose strength are many, the people eye is sharp. 刘迪可不敢明抢功劳,到底谁出的力多,群众眼睛是雪亮的。 „Yeah, must not have your mental perception judge, has the talent unable to display.” “哎,要没有你慧眼识人,有才华也发挥不出来嘛。” The slave station strong point in an extremely stimulated condition, drank 22 liquor that types, „right, you asked the reporter to watch record earlier, a newspaper commendation, this idea was good. Now the campaign receives the officer, has the follow-up work?” 副台长处于一种极度亢奋的状态,喝了二两酒那种,“对了,前期你找记者观看录制现场,报纸一片称赞,这个点子非常好。现在战役收官,有没有后续工作？” „......” “呃……” Liu Di, took out a paper volume from the package, „we prepared this, please make written comments.” 刘迪顿了顿,从包里取出一份纸卷,“我们准备了这个,请您批示。” The opposite party look, on writes: In 1987 Beijing , Taiwan spring late audience degree of satisfactory investigation. 对方一瞧,上写:1987年京台春晚观众满意度调查。 Unexpectedly is questionnaire. 居然是一张问卷。 Has the name of filling in person, the address, the contact method, whether the entire journey watches the party, which program most likes, which insufficient wait/etc. 有填写人的姓名,住址,联系方式,是否全程看完晚会,最喜欢哪个节目,还有哪些不足等等。 „This......” “这个……” The assistant station chief a little sobers up, this thing too foreign style, even if oneself hold Liu Di, does not believe that is he does. 副台长有点醒酒,这东西太洋气了,就算自己捧刘迪,也不相信是他搞的。 „We planned to use these days, went to the street interview investigation. One is the questionnaire, one is the camera interviews, finally compiles, writes a detailed report. Strives to make in 4 th, relates with the newspaper again, consolidated heat degree.” “我们打算利用这几天,去街头采访调查。一个是问卷,一个是摄影机采访,最后汇总,写一份详细的调查报告。争取在初四弄出来,再跟报纸联系,巩固一下热度。” This year not proper viewing ratio investigation, like the later generation hearsay, what spring late 90% viewing ratios, " Dream of the Red Chamber » 70% viewing ratios, did not know how to make. 这年头没有正经的收视率调查,像后世传闻的,什么春晚百分之九十收视率,《红楼梦》百分之七十收视率,不晓得咋弄出来的。 Home biggest viewing ratio survey firm CVSC-Sofres, in 1997 was founded! 国内最大的收视率调查公司央视索福瑞,1997年才成立！ Therefore this audience degree of satisfaction questionnaire take, absolutely is the foreign thing. 所以这份观众满意度问卷一拿出来,绝对是洋玩意。 „Your idea?” “你的点子？” „permits, permits non-.” “许,许非的。” „......” “……” The assistant station chief carefully looked, sighed: „Great ability! Had had confidence that in makes him come to Taiwan?” 副台长又仔仔细细看了遍,叹道:“大才啊！有没有把握让他来台里？” „I have probed several times, perhaps is not good . Moreover the that side has Director Li to withstand/top, is not good to transfer forcefully.” “我试探过几次,恐怕不行,而且那边有李主任顶着,不好强行调动。” Li bathe is also an assistant station chief, the cadre of above key trained, does not dare easily to split. 李沐原本也是副台长,上头重点培养的干部,不敢轻易交恶。 „Pitifully, what a pity. Boy where?” “可惜,可惜。那小子在哪儿呢？” „Yesterday stayed up the midnight, went home to sleep.” “昨天熬了半夜,回家睡觉去了。” „Un, the merit cannot write off. Waits to celebrate a holiday the commendation rally, the bonus should not be parsimonious, the relations must hit.” “嗯,功劳不可抹杀。等过完节开个表彰大会,奖金也别吝啬,关系要打好。” „Is clear.” “明白明白。” ............ ………… Spring Festival yard, old man bed. 春节小院,老汉卧床。 The stove is cold, in the temperature taking advantage of bedding, permits Feiquan becomes one group, whistling rests just soundly. 炉子早就冷了,借着被窝里的温度,许非蜷成一团,呼呼睡得正香。 He followed to finish to 12 points yesterday , a Harrar meeting, proficient around 1 : 00. In addition this is too tired, late in the morning also to the end. 他昨天跟到十二点结束,又哈拉一会,到家都一点多了。加上这段太累,日上三竿还倒头不起。 Oh, when is young must maintain, do not wait for 30 the insulated cup to soak the Chinese matrimony-vine, that has missed the opportunity. 唉,年轻时就得保养啊,别等过三十了才保温杯泡枸杞,那已经不赶趟了。 „Bang bang bang!” “砰砰砰！” „Bang bang bang!” “砰砰砰！” Does not know several o'clock, permits non- a face uncomfortable was awakened by noise, that voice thief is big, enters the bedroom across the courtyard direct impact. 不知几点钟,许非一脸难受的被吵醒,那嗓门贼大,穿过院子直冲进卧室。 „little permits at home?” “小许在家么？” „little permits at home?” “小许在家么？” ! 啊啊啊啊啊！ He pulls the hair, must get out of bed, in the past opened the door, has a scare. 他抓了抓头发,只得起床,过去一开门,不禁吓了一跳。 Out of the door stood many people, has the neighbor neighbor, the residents'committee, vision are earnest, mother -in-law looks at son-in-law that type. 门外站了好些人,有街坊邻居,还有居委会的,一个个目光热切,丈母娘看女婿那种。 „Didn't have? Also is, this should be very busy, rests well.” “还没起来呢？哦也是,这段应该挺忙的,休息休息也好。” A drivehead aunt lifts the foot to enter, permits non- the body keeps off, „you a while, is your does do?” 打头一个大妈抬脚就要进,许非身子一挡,“您等会儿,你们这是干什么？” „, But also installs with us! Yesterday did the party have you?” “啧,还跟我们装！昨天晚会是不是有你？” „Did you develop «Plainclothed policeman»?” “你是不是演《便衣警察》了？” „I visit you, sits one table with Director forest, side on head big neck short that sang especially good!” “我都看着你了,跟林导演坐一桌,旁边就脑袋大脖子短那个,唱歌特棒！” „Our neighbor neighbors, why concealing the truth? Told us how makes a movie to pat?” “咱们街坊邻居的,干嘛瞒着啊？跟咱们说说,拍戏都怎么拍的？” What ghost??? 什么鬼？？？ permits non- quite a while entire understands blurry, busy say/way: „Misunderstands, I in dramatic team, but has not participated performance.” 许非迷糊半天才整明白,忙道:“误会误会,我是在剧组,但没参演。” „Do you do?” “那你干嘛的？” „My artistic designing.” “我美术设计。” „What thing is that?” “那是啥东西？” „Is responsible for the soap opera being attractive, manages manages clothing anything.” “就是负责电视剧好看,管管服装什么的。” „, Tailor!” “哦,裁缝啊！” The numerous aunt interest lack, leaves in a huff, „walked, insipid!” 众大妈兴致缺缺,拂袖而去,“走了走了,没劲！” Bang! 砰！ permits non- closes the door, is vexed incomparably, kicks aside the bottle gourd, returns to the room to continue to sleep. 许非把门关上,糟心无比,一脚踢开葫芦,回屋继续睡觉。 Does not sleep to do, a Capital City family member does not have, big new year's celebration is not good the friend family/home, makes a long-distance telephone call to use energy! 不睡觉干什么啊,京城一个亲人没有,大过年的也不好去朋友家,打个长途电话都费劲！ „Oh, pitiful person!” “唉,凄惨的人儿！” Teacher permits repented, does not know how the parents at home, the girl have the wood to see, is Bashu culture cold today. 许老师自怨自艾了一番,也不知道父母在家怎么样,那丫头有木有去看望,巴蜀今天冷不冷。 ............ ………… In an instant to evening. 转眼到了晚上。 The cat dog made an exception the main room/wife, gathered round the warm stove, on the stove is heating the water. permits Feibai small dining table, plate of stuffed dumpling four vegetables/dishes, in addition one bottle of liquor. 猫狗破例进了正房,围着暖和的炉子,炉子上烧着水。许非摆了张小饭桌,一盘饺子四个菜,外加一瓶酒。 The stuffed dumpling takes carry back from the unit cafeteria, the vegetable/dish has a sheep neck, a pig's feet, a hairtail, one bowl of egg soup. 饺子是从单位食堂拿回来的,菜有一个羊脖子,一盘猪蹄,一盘带鱼,一碗鸡蛋汤。 Hairtail do, is black and sticks. 带鱼自己做的,又黑又糊。 Exactly 8 : 00 pm, CCTV spring begins a performance late. 晚 8 点整,央视春晚开锣。 The beginning is «Wishes Year Song», then a drum and dance, follow close on the first language class program, Brother Gong and Liu Wei's crosstalk. 开场是一首《祝岁歌》,接着一段腰鼓和舞蹈,紧跟第一个语言类节目,巩哥和刘伟的相声。 Brother Gong has not run into his son of heaven Brother Niu, said is no interesting. 巩哥还没有遇到他的真命天子牛哥,说的没啥意思。 permits non- contrasts secretly, thought that does not drop, at least the beginning does not have Beijing , Taiwan to make an arrest, Beijing , Taiwan ka ka a ballet, follows close on «Leads Thief Being on intimate terms», the atmosphere cooks up the heat all of a sudden. 许非暗自对比,觉得不咋滴,至少开场没有京台抓人,京台咔咔一段芭蕾,紧跟《带着小偷去相亲》,气氛一下子炒热。 He watched 78 programs, is very ordinary, cannot reach an agreement, on fair does not have the highlight. Also invited Hong Kong star Frances Yip, sang two broken songs. 他看了七八个节目,都很一般,不是说不好,就中规中矩的没亮点。还请了个香港明星叶丽仪,唱了两首破歌。 This with previous compares, the familiar face are more, the joke book, Li Guosheng, Zhu Shihui, Haidian silver spear/gun spoiled child his father silver spear/gun old overlord and the others presented. 这届跟上届比,熟脸更多,笑林、李国盛、朱世慧,海淀银枪小霸王他爹银枪老霸王等人纷纷亮相。 He looks with pauses, until «Tigers mouth Daydream» time, finally is earnest. 他有一搭没一搭的看着,直到《虎口遐想》的时候,终于认真起来。 The origin of this crosstalk, is Teacher Jiang and Chen Xiaoer sees woman of letters Shen appearance/allow, learns from her. After result passing through the gate, talked to Shen appearance/allow eldest son beam left on the contrary really happy. 这个相声的来历,是姜老师和陈小二去看望女作家谌容,向她取取经。结果进门之后,反倒跟谌容的大儿子梁左相谈甚欢。 Next day, beam left brought novel «Having a narrow escape from death». 第二天,梁左就拿来了一篇小说《虎口余生》。 „Day being jealous person with outstanding ability!” “天妒英才啊！” permits non- especially likes this brother, thought that he is rare domestic, the fellow who understands the comedy true meaning truly, what a pity untimely death. 许非特别喜欢这位老哥,觉得他是国内少有的,真正懂喜剧真谛的家伙,可惜英年早逝。 Has watched more than ten programs, «Elegant demeanor « Tigers mouth Daydream» and Blood Dyes » that classical, later also did Top Ten Players to promulgate, Li Ning jumped the side horse. 一直看了十几个节目,就《虎口遐想》和《血染的风采》算经典,随后还搞了个十佳运动员颁奖,李宁跳了跳鞍马。 CCTV spring always to be late rich, the program type is famous diversely. Because to the national audience, various aspect crowds must look. 央视春晚一向以内容丰富,节目类型多样著称。因为面向全国观众,各方面人群都得照顾到。 Actually is impossible , without one thing to be liked by everyone, except for money. 其实根本不可能,没有一样东西是被所有人喜欢的,除了钱。 You want to attend to every detail, finally can only mediocre disorderly. After 2000, that meeting spring late called to hold the nature, song more than ten people sang, the audience has not clearly recognized the face, the next wave came up. 你想面面俱到,最后只能平庸杂乱。等到2000年过后,那会的春晚才叫操性,一首歌十几个人唱,观众还没认清脸呢,下一波又上来了。 However the atmosphere of CCTV is good, the person are many, the actor is attractive, the choreograph is attractive, many common people watch the party, looks at this liveliness. 不过央视的气氛好,人多,演员好看,舞美漂亮,很多老百姓看晚会,就看这份热闹。 Arrived the fourth program from the bottom, permits non- spirit. 到倒数第四个节目,许非精神了。 „You like that fire, the flaming flame warmed me, you like that fire, the flaming flame illuminated me......” “你就像那一把火,熊熊火焰温暖了我,你就像那一把火,熊熊火光照亮了我……” Sees only the flying in circles elder brother to wear the red dinner jacket, big handsome, the face of hybrid is especially prominent, wiggles forward on the stage, is dynamic. 只见翔哥穿着红色小礼服,高大英俊,混血的面孔格外突出,在台上扭来扭去,激情四射。 „Oh, testimony history! Testimony history!” “哎哟,见证历史！见证历史！” permits non- did one cup, looks carefully, if really the wood has the lower part lens director to think that the movement too show air/Qi, has not given actually. 许非自己干了一杯,仔细瞧,果真木有下半身镜头导演觉得动作太骚气,硬是没给。 This song original sang, was Irish group thenolans song «sexymusi», was latter composed fixed-style verses by the tenant farmer, Frankie Kao sang. 这首歌的原唱,是爱尔兰的一个组thenolans的歌曲《sexymusi》,后被庄奴填词,高凌风翻唱。 Frankie Kao at that time in the bay bay was the reddest male singer, but could not pass to the mainland, finally was profited by the flying in circles elder brother. Actually even if Frankie Kao sang, not necessarily was still hot, was not graceful! 高凌风当时在湾湾是最红的男歌手,但传不到大陆,结果被翔哥占了便宜。其实就算高凌风来唱,也不见得火,不帅啊！ Finally, 12 points strike a gong. 最后时分,十二点敲钟。 permits Feigan one bottle of white liquors, slightly felt the feeling of being drunk, in swayed arriving institute. The winter night is this solitary one, four sides light, each and every family transmits the singing sound and cheering that the party ended. 许非干了一瓶白酒,略感醉意,摇摇晃晃的走到院里。冬夜孤寒,四面灯光点点,家家户户传来晚会结束的歌声与欢呼。 His entire journey contrasted, feels satisfied, can make that degree under the existing condition, has not disappointed this painstaking care. 他全程对比了一番,觉得满意,在现有的条件下能做成那种程度,没辜负这番心血。 Sometimes, makes a true value of matter, only then oneself were clear. 有时候,做一件事情的真正价值,只有自己清楚。 He carries has hung the small whip, held in the mouth a cigarette, pulled out two to ignite the wick. 他拎过一挂小鞭,叼了根烟,抽了两口点着信子。 „Scoffs!” “嗤嗤嗤！” The wick starts to brave the white smoke, flings toward the institute. 信子开始冒白烟,又往院里一甩。 „!!” “噼里啪啦！噼里啪啦！” The cat dog in room frightens jumps, runs the view to look in abundance. 屋里的猫狗吓得一蹦,纷纷跑出来观瞧。 permits Feizhan on the stair, looks at the boundless view of night, in the institute the red light, the train of thought flutters far away, is also willing to spend to be in full bloom year after year, a years of person is peaceful. 许非站在台阶上,看着茫茫夜色,院中红灯,思绪飘出老远,亦愿年年花盛开,岁岁人安乐。