Zhao Baogang sent a cat child and a dog child quickly. 赵宝钢很快送来了一只猫崽和一只狗崽。 The cat is the earth cat, the round head round brain, pair of yellow Yan, is throwing over the mackerel mark, with fierce appearance. The courage is small, the nest in the new host arms, the next place is trembling. 猫是土猫,圆头圆脑,一对黄眼,披着鲭鱼纹,跟虎皮似的。胆子却小,窝在新主人怀里,下个地都颤颤巍巍。 The dog was the mole cricket, the palm fiber, a back belt/bring black, the ear just can set upright, eye black xue in all directions touched, looks stupid. 狗是土狗,棕毛,背部带点黑,耳朵刚能竖起来,眼睛黑溜溜的四处踅摸,看着就蠢。 permits Feibao small tomcat, foot pia small bitch......, this word not to...... permits Feibao cat, foot pia the dog, is satisfying, the mind had the sustenance. 许非抱着小公猫,脚边pia着小母狗……诶,这个词不对……许非抱着猫,脚边pia着狗,不禁大为满足,心灵有了寄托。 „Gives a name to you.” “给你们起个名吧。” „Un......” “嗯……” He looked toward the institute, „this cat round head round brain, called the pomegranate. This dog silly does not draw several, called the bottle gourd.” 他往院里看了看,“这猫圆头圆脑的,就叫石榴吧。这狗傻不拉几的,叫葫芦吧。” Although he did not know, silly does not draw several to have any relations with the bottle gourd, but the dog names such important matter...... naturally to scuffle to the cat!!! 虽然他也不晓得,傻不拉几跟葫芦有啥关系,但给猫狗取名这么重要的事情……当然要敷衍了事啊！！！ „Oneself play.” “自己玩去吧。” permits non- throws the pomegranate, kicked the foot bottle gourd. 许非把石榴一扔,又踢了脚葫芦。 The cat lies is not daring to move, around extremely discrete sizing up ; The dog rubs fled, is sticking out one's tongue fell in the institute, directly soared the restroom. 猫卧着不敢动,极谨慎的打量四周;狗蹭的就窜出去了,吐着舌头在院里摔了一圈,直奔厕所。 „Grass, rolls!” “艹,滚回来！” permits non- hurries to intercept, gets angry: „Cannot eat the excrement! If were discovered by me, divided minute to castrate you, heard not to have!” 许非赶紧拦截,怒道:“不许吃屎！要是被我发现,分分钟把你阉了,听见没有！” „............” “嗷呜……呜……” Bottle gourd ear da gets down, for was not eaten the excrement to feel that by oneself puts in great inconvenience puzzled. 葫芦耳朵耷下来,为不让自己吃屎而感到委屈不解。 He stood on the stair observed some little time, saw the pomegranate to start to take a walk slowly, the bottle gourd was no longer interested in the restroom, the rub-down bath entered the study room. 他站在台阶上观察了好一会,见石榴开始慢慢走动,葫芦不再对厕所感兴趣,才抹身进到书房。 Initially repaired time, all traded the big glass window, the field of vision was excellent. Especially main room/wife two rooms, window to courtyard, clear. 当初装修的时候,全换了大玻璃窗,视野极好。尤其正房俩屋子,窗户正对着院子,一清二楚。 He gate pass/test strict, the window closes up, after talking over, cages daily, divides into the restricted area, otherwise a cat dog rushes, cries not to have the place to cry. 他把门关严,窗户合拢,念叨着以后得天天上锁,划为禁地,不然一猫一狗闯进来,哭都没地方哭去。 permits non- sits before the table, starts the symbol to write the article, once for a while looks up two. 许非坐在桌前,开始码字写文,时不时抬头看两眼。 This is a prospectus, the content is redundant, forms the audio and video publication unit incident. 这是一篇意见书,内容重复,还是组建音像出版单位一事。 The premise, above has not attached great importance. The leadership decision-making is sometimes wrong, or the decision was slow, usually not agrees acknowledged. But the underlings must have several, so long as this matter may take, must continue to raise also gives to lead under a stair. 之前提了,上头没重视。有时候领导决策错误,或者决策慢了,通常不肯承认。但底下人得有数,只要此事可取,就得继续提也给领导一个台阶下。 The concert is declining drawing bonus, looked at others to make several million helplessly. This chapter was own party, quality of programs also looks, had the reason to form. 演唱会没落着分红,眼睁睁看人家挣了几百万。这回是自己的晚会,节目质量也看着了,更有理由组建。 Actually he does not need to take the trouble with effort for the television station, but person in system, most important is the showing value, looks for the method. 其实他没必要为了电视台费心费力,但人在体制内么,最重要的便是彰显价值,多找门路。 ............ ………… „Whom do you look for?” “你找谁啊？” „Are you surnamed Zhao? Aunt Zhao, I am the television station, looked at you to come specially.” “您姓赵？赵大娘,我是电视台的,特意看您来了。” „Oh, comes, gives back to me to go shopping......” “哎哟,来就来吧,还给我买东西……” „Stops!” “停！” In the telecast of television station, Ms. Zhao and Brother Niu are rehearsing the sketch, permits non- the entire journey was responsible, looks at one unable to bear stop. 电视台的演播室内,赵妈和牛哥正在排练小品,许非全程负责,看了一会忍不住喊停。 „Teacher Zhao, be not carrying developing, naturally. This is an ordinary old woman's image, the voice also leaves desirably, the Tangshan taste on the Tangshan taste, you are how comfortable how comes.” “赵老师,您别端着演,自然点。这就是一个普通老太太的形象,口音也别刻意,唐山味就唐山味,您怎么舒服怎么来。” „Brother Niu, is a little anxious, relaxes.” “牛哥,有点紧张啊,放松放松。” „!” “诶诶！” Brother Niu does not have the fame, others said that anything is anything. 牛哥目前毫无名气,人家说啥是啥。 «Hero Mother Day of», should no one not look? Inside does not have to refer to son's status firmly, but there is a few words „you to ask him to go to the factory.” 《英雄母亲的一天》,应该没有人没看过吧？里面没确指儿子的身份,但有一句话“你到厂里找他去吧。” Therefore should be a worker. 所以应该是工人。 permits non- changed to the police, is the case, saves state property that type. 许非给改成了警察,还是大案,拯救国家财产那种。 The first edition rhythm a little off and on, he deletes to make up, replying is more natural, conforms to the logic. 原版的节奏有点断续,他删删补补,对答更自然,符合逻辑。 For example the opening, meeting first introduced oneself are the television station, then can make contact with the words, after rather than enters the room, said oneself are the television station. 比如开头,见面先介绍自己是电视台的,然后才能搭上话,而不是进屋之后,才说自己是电视台的。 «Last night Stars», he looks specially, a number of bay bay soap operas that just said that otherwise also to not on stem. 还有《昨夜星辰》,他专门去找了找,正是刚刚引进的一批湾湾电视剧,不然还对不上梗。 „Which leg are you familiar with step?” “您习惯迈哪条腿？” „Male left female right, I steps the right leg, steps in the right leg not?” “男左女右,我就迈右腿吧,迈右腿中不？” „Steps the right leg!” “就迈右腿！” „I played to step the right leg, played to step it!” “那我奏迈右腿了,奏迈它了！” „Stops!” “停！” permits non- jumping up stage, „Teacher Zhao, you must walk directly, the body side comes, then raises legs, raises legs, raises legs......” 许非直接跳上台,“赵老师,您得这么走,身子侧过来,然后抬腿,抬腿,抬腿……” He said while demonstrates, „expression is very important, is certainly awe-inspiring, this has the effect. Furthermore, you are a little carrying, not necessarily does not illuminate the lines back, the free display, the dialect of Tangshan, anything provokes laughter adds upward, do not let the audience see the performance trace.” 他边说边演示,“表情很重要,一定要正气凛然,这才有效果。再有,您还是有点端着,不一定非照台词背,自由发挥,唐山的方言啊,啥逗趣就往上加,别让观众看出有表演痕迹。” „......” “……” Zhao beautiful allows dozens years of stage experience, the nod saying: „Got it, I was an old woman, again, developed an old woman again, how played does not need to arrange, toward that stood.” 赵丽容几十年舞台经验,点头道:“明白了,我本身就是个老太太,再,再演个老太太,奏不用咋编排,往那一站就中。” „Right, this meaning.” “对,就这意思。” permits non- has also called Brother Niu, said: „The core of this sketch is Teacher Zhao, but the rhythm control is in your hands. Teacher Zhao is responsible for putting, whish is the burden, the audience haha one happy, then to your, one tight, transfers a rhythm, puts again, is a burden, is similar to the supporting speaker, can understand?” 许非又叫过牛哥,道:“这小品的核心是赵老师,但节奏掌控是在你手里。赵老师负责放,哗哗哗全是包袱,观众哈哈一乐,然后到你这,啪的一紧,转个节奏,再一放,又是一片包袱,跟捧哏差不多,能明白么？” „, I am responsible for the introduction , elucidation , transposition and summary, loose and tight speed, un, understood.” “呃,我就是负责起承转合,松紧快慢的,嗯,懂了懂了。” „Good, continue!” “那好,继续！” „I played to step the right leg, played to step it!” “那我奏迈右腿了,奏迈它了！” „Stepped it!” “就迈它了！” „Yeah, yeah, yeah......” “哎,哎,哎……” After wears in repeatedly, they found the feeling. Brother Niu will draw back unceasingly in the future, the big voice makes an effort to shout. 经过反复磨合,俩人都找到了感觉。牛哥不断往后退,大嗓门使劲嚷嚷。 Zhao beautiful allows to lean the body, the single leg is proceeding to kick the parade step horizontally, on the face have a strong sense of righteousness, carries a pocket present resembles to carry the satchel charge, at present is blockhouse that type of young devil. 赵丽容侧着身子,单腿横着往前踢正步,脸上大义凛然,拎着一兜礼品像拎着炸药包,眼前就是小鬼子的碉堡那种。 „Ha!” “哈哈哈！” The people on the scene came, happy doubling with laughter, where this old woman looks, certainly! 在场人都过来了,乐的前仰后合,这老太太哪儿找的,绝了！ „Good!” “好！” Several arrange, permits Feipai palm of the hand, „similar, is familiar again can mount the stage.” 几遍排下来,许非拍拍巴掌,“差不多了啊,再熟悉熟悉就能登台。” „Come, this/should you!” “来,该你们了！” He greeted the reckless Yajie three people to come, mounts the stage to start row of «To lead Thief Being on intimate terms». 他招呼胡亚杰三人过来,上台开始排《带着小偷去相亲》。 Shen Monarch experiences suitably richly, the performing skill is good, reckless, 52 people of specialized family backgrounds, were familiar with a row of sketch, on the contrary compared with acting in a play to relax. Is the style almost, insufficient comedy. 申君宜经验丰富,演技好,胡、伍二人专业出身,本就习惯排小品,反倒比演戏放松。就是风格差点,不够喜剧化。 „Big brother, which is this?” “大哥,这是哪儿啊？” „Hotel.” “饭店。” „Goes to the hotel to do?” “去饭店干啥？” „Eats meal!” “吃饭！” „Looks? The reform and opening have the new look, the society daily is changing, catches the thief not to deal with according to law, others asked you to eat meal! Big brother, this is the state-run hotel, your grain coupon belt/bring enough?” “看着没有？改革开放换新颜,社会天天都在变,抓住小偷不法办,人家请你吃顿饭！大哥,这是国营饭店,你粮票带够了么？” „Stops!” “停！” permits non- shouted stopping, said: „ Your suitable elder brother, after you listens is eating meal, must bring surprised, then said this seriously, properly is better. 许非喊了停,道:“君宜哥,你听着吃饭之后,要带点惊讶,然后一本正经的说这段,越正经越好。 Again come! ” 再来！” The reckless Yajie wooden point are not related, on the contrary seems proper, Wu Yujuan is still satisfying, the discretion is appropriate. 胡亚杰木点没关系,反倒显得正经,伍玉娟依旧让人满意,分寸得当。 Shen Jun's suitable thief role is the core, smiles all on him, permits non- induced two characters: Inexpensive, local ruffian. 申君宜的小偷角色是核心,笑点全在他身上,许非归纳了两个字:贱,痞。 Certainly displays these two characters. 一定把这俩字表现出来。 „According to the higher authority requests, we were to practice, say, ran, was victorious.” “按照上级要求,我们就是要练,说得过,跑得过,打得过。” „We also?” “那我们还过不过了？” „Do you also Spring Festival train greatly?” “你也春节大练兵啊？” „Practices!” “练！” Shen Monarch flings eight leather jackets suitably, reveals inside scarlet woolen sweater, „cat practices, the mouse does not practice, you do not court death you!” 申君宜把八手皮夹克一甩,露出里面的大红毛衣,“猫都练,耗子不练,你不找死吗你！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” Liu Di, the other colleagues of literary section, does not know that many times, felt the pressure happily. 现场的刘迪,文艺部的其他同事,不知道乐了多少次,同时也倍感压力。 The dance is so good, finally the sketch quality is so also high! Luckily is loaned out temporarily, this must really adjust the literary section, is purely does not give the person to keep the means of livelihood, later also played? 歌舞已经那么好了,结果小品质量也这么高！幸亏只是临时借调,这要真调到文艺部,纯属不给人留活路,以后还玩不玩了？