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#323: When the myth meets the God to cover


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district city. 县城 Traded Liu Neng of face to arrive at outside the yamen according to the direction of city gate soldier, then he walked toward the front door directly. 换了一副面孔的刘能根据城门口兵丁的指点来到了衙门外,然后他直接就朝着大门走了进去。 He now seems like, although does not have original feature is so old, but 80-90 years old were also on the verge of death. 他如今看上去虽然没有本来面目那么苍老,但也80-90岁行将就木了。 The people live this age, it may be said that no restriction of any kind. 人活到这个岁数,可谓百无禁忌。 Saw that his such is old earth to bury the old person of neck to walk, the yamen runner of guarding a gate not only has not driven away, instead brings the smile to go forward to support by the arm cautiously was asking: Elderly man you slowly, what matter coming the yamen to have?” 看到他这么个老得土都埋脖子的老人走来,守门的衙役不但没有驱赶,反而带着笑脸小心翼翼上前搀扶着问:“老人家你慢点,来衙门可是有什么事儿?” All right, I wander around, Liu Neng grins to lack the mouth cheerful say/way of tooth. “没事,我瞎溜达”,刘能咧嘴缺牙的嘴乐呵道。 The yamen runners have not been angry, compensate to say with a smile: „Becoming, you happily good, where wants to go to take a stroll? I hold you 衙役没生气,赔笑道:“成,你老人家开心就好,想去哪儿溜达?我扶着你” You do not need to manage me, is busy own, Liu Neng said with a laugh. “你不用管我,忙自己的吧”,刘能笑呵呵道。 Where the yamen runners dare no matter, such old person, knocks against an accident/surprise, entire district administration cannot be submerged the spittle, therefore said with a smile: Elderly man, I am not busy, makes me accompany you, you want to stroll district administration, I can also help you introduce 衙役哪儿敢真不管啊,这样的老人,磕着碰着出了点意外,整个县衙还不得被人唾沫星子淹没,于是笑道:“老人家,我不忙,就让我陪着你吧,你想逛逛县衙,我也可以帮你介绍一下” Ok, your young man is good, in the future can certainly more sons , the more blessings, Liu Neng say with a laugh, patted his shoulder, has not rejected his good intention, whatever it is supporting by the arm. “行吧,你这后生不错,将来一定能多子多福”,刘能笑呵呵道,拍了拍他的肩膀,也没拒绝他的好意,任由其搀扶着。 The yamen runners talked about with interest: Taking advantage of your auspicious words, slow, stair......” 衙役乐道:“借您老吉言,慢点,台阶……” This fellow actually does not know, at this time what he supports by the arm is a master of myth boundary, can result in an opposite party blessing, that really all that one could wish. 这家伙却是不知道,他此时搀扶的可是一位神话境的夫子,能得对方一句祝福,那真可谓烧高香了。 Under supporting by the arm of yamen runner, Liu Neng sways in district administration everywhere blindly, may no one dare to offend regarding his such old person, even if dislikes also can only suppress is meeting rudeness with a smile at heart. 在衙役的搀扶下,刘能县衙到处瞎晃荡,对于他这样的老人可没人敢得罪,纵使不待见也只能憋在心里陪着笑脸。 This old man lived for several hundred years, anyone has not seen, he who how even the person thinks can guess 7788, but he has not cared about the secular vision. 这老头活了几百年,什么人没见过啊,甚至遇到的人怎么想的他都能猜得七七八八,不过他早就不在意世俗眼光罢了。 Haggles over with these later generations, he is not sincerely bored. 和这些后辈计较,他真心没那么无聊。 Eh, except for some peeping craziness...... 额,除了某个偷窥狂…… His does not come specially for this reason. 他这不专门为此而来嘛。 Has saying that sister of the emperor's rumor sincerity is very strict, has not told the person who at that time uncovered the enemy spies is Yun Jing, by present Liu Neng does not know the goal that he looks for truly is Yun Jing. 不得不说,长公主的口风真心很严,至今都没告诉当时揪出敌国奸细的人是云景,是以现在刘能也不知道他真正找的目标就是云景 Reason that runs here, in fact he also comes to Yun Jing, because does not know Yun Jing clutched his beard at that time person, he looks for Yun Jing is not finds fault, is mainly because Yun Jing master Li Qiu is sister of the emperor's one's beloved, this relations, he comes to see on the way. 之所以跑这里来,实际上他也是冲着云景来的,因为不知道云景就是当时‘揪他胡子’的人,他找云景也不是来找茬,主要是因为云景的师父李秋是长公主的心上人,这层关系,他顺道来看看。 After all is the apprentice of apprentice one's beloved, this old man a little touch of humanity, thought the pleasing to the eyes words direct 12 when the time comes. 毕竟是自家徒弟心上人的徒弟嘛,这老头还是有点人情味的,觉得顺眼的话到时候指点一二。 People old bored, bored wants to look for a job to do, this Liu Neng also doing everything possible killed the bored time. 人老了就无聊,无聊就想找事儿做,这刘能也是想方设法的打发自己无聊的时间了。 Yun Jing that peeping craziness status Liu Neng does not know, but must inquire that the whereabouts comes to him to be very simple, after all Yun Jing studies away from home outside, where goes to in the government authorities file, he by this with here. 云景那‘偷窥狂’的身份刘能不知道,但要打听起行踪来对他来说还是很简单的,毕竟云景游学在外,去什么地方要在官府备案,他以此才跟来了这里。 Swayed similarly in district administration, Liu Neng spoke frankly to accompanying his yamen runner is inquiring: Young man, inquired a matter with you, I had a younger generation, was the scholar, called Yun Jing, the south, studied away from home to arrive at this stretch of boundary, was not clear also in district city, can you help me inquire?” 县衙晃荡得差不多了,刘能直言不讳的对陪着他的衙役打听到:“后生,跟你打听个事儿,我有个晚辈,是读书人,叫云景,南方来的,游学来到了这片地界,不清楚还在不在县城,你能帮我打听一下吗?” This simplicity, the scholar studies away from home must register in the government authorities, I help you ask that becomes, Elderly man, if he still in district city, does need me to help inquire the clear concrete dwelling?”, Yamen runner warm say/way. “这个简单,读书人游学是要在官府登记的,我帮你问一下就成,老人家,如果他还在县城的话,需要我帮忙打听清楚具体住处吗?”,衙役热情道。 The Liu Neng nod said: Such best, but can be too troublesome you?” 刘能点头说:“那样最好,不过会不会太麻烦你了?” Troubles anything, about the things of several words, I know many people in district city, your younger generation moves in the inn also to register, is very good to inquire how long could not want the result “麻烦什么啊,左右不过几句话的事情,我在县城认识不少人,你那个晚辈入住客栈也要登记的,很好打听,要不了多久就有结果了” Good, was happen to tired, I rest here, you help me inquire “那好吧,正好累了,我在这儿歇歇,你帮我打听一下” „Becoming, you, quick had the result slowly......” “成,您老慢点,很快就有结果了……” After the yamen runners support by the arm Liu Neng sits down, depart to inquire that Yun Jing situation, a half hour was less than he came back, told Liu Neng, Yun Jing has registered in the yamen, moreover in city, the inn inquired clearly. 衙役搀扶刘能坐下后离去打听云景的情况,半个小时不到他就回来了,告诉刘能,云景在衙门登记过,而且还在城里,就连住的客栈都打听清楚了。 The satisfactory answer, Liu Neng said with a smile: Many thanks you young man, you were good, continue maintain, later assigned to have prospects, I did not disturb you, you were busy at your going, I must look for my younger generation to go 得到满意的答案,刘能笑道:“多谢你了啊后生,你人不错,继续保持,以后指定有出息,我也不打扰你了,你忙自己的去吧,我得去找我那晚辈去了” These are the younger generation should, as for the prospect, hehe, I thought that now good...... I deliver you......” “这些都是晚辈应该的,至于出息,呵呵,我觉得现在就不错……我送送你吧……” The yamen runners send out the yamen Liu Neng, he just separated with Liu Neng, had the boss to find him saying: Here has a case, you processed, matter are very clear, was not troublesome, afterward your merit, I thinks, a morning time chief of police was injured, later referred to erratically has no way to serve as a petty government official, after you finished this case, simply moved to catch the fast class, was a young chief of police, but your skill must try harder to practice 衙役一路把刘能送出衙门,他刚和刘能分开呢,就有上司找到他说:“这里有个案子,你去处理一下,事情都已经很清楚了,一点都不麻烦,事后记你一功,我想想,早上的时候一个捕头受伤了,以后指不定没法当差,干脆你忙完这个案子后就调去捕快班吧,当个小捕头,不过你这身手得加把劲练练” Has not thought that the matter fell to quickly own on, the yamen runner was somewhat ignorant, but was overjoyed handled a case. 未曾想好事儿这么快就落到自己头上了,衙役有些懵,但还是欢天喜地的去办案去了。 Also really borrowed that elderly man auspicious words, the yamen runner heart whisper said. 还真是借了那老人家吉言呢,衙役心头嘀咕道。 However was not Liu Neng several words of praise added tyrant luck to him, but was the Liu Neng sincerity thought that person of good, affected others in secret, selected the advantage to that yamen runner. 然而并不是刘能的几句好话就给他加了‘霸福’,而是刘能真心觉得那人不错,就暗中影响了一下他人,给那个衙役点好处。 The straightforward point said that is he gives others to create the good luck artificially. 直白点说就是他给人家人为创造好运呢。 The Liu Neng method can affect in a big region in Capital City the thought sense of people, making this petty action is very simple. 刘能的手段都能在京城影响一大片区域内人们的思维感官,做这点小动作简单得很。 According to the yamen runner inquired the situation, Liu Neng arrives at the inn that Yun Jing lived in slowly. 根据衙役打听到的情况,刘能慢悠悠来到了云景住的客栈。 I remember that now Li Qiu is deeper much the emperor to think highly, also does not know that what his apprentice is, lets him do what he pleases, if pleasing to the eyes on direction 12, is not pleasing to the eyes when does not know......” “我记得如今李秋深得小皇帝器重,也不知道他徒弟是个什么样,管他呢,如果顺眼就指点一二,不顺眼就当不知道……” The heart whispered, visited Liu Neng of inn to inquiry Yun Jing of storekeeper, then knew that Yun Jing truly lived in the inn, but is not at now, storekeepers does not know that which Yun Jing went. 心头嘀咕,踏足客栈的刘能向掌柜的打听云景,然后得知云景确实住在客栈,但现在并不在,人家掌柜的也不知道云景去哪儿了。 Gathered my age also to wait for that little fellow? The emperors do not have this treatment, ok, is in any case bored, on wait/etc, the little fellow is also, is all right sways blindly anything......” “合着我一把年纪了还得等那小家伙呗?啧啧,皇帝都没这待遇呢,算了,反正无聊,就等等吧,小家伙也是,没事儿瞎晃荡什么嘛……” Liu Neng has not cared, prepares in inn wait/etc Yun Jing. 刘能也没在意,准备在客栈等等云景 Is preparing to find a place to wait, he one then saw over ten -year-old youngster vision bad visits him. 正准备找个地方坐着等呢,他一回头就看到一个十多岁的少年目光不善的看着他。 Youngster Ye Tian, he practiced a morning character, the wrist/skill is sore, was hungry, goes downstairs to eat a thing, heard Liu Neng to inquire Yun Jing to the inn storekeeper exactly. 那少年正是叶天,他练了一早上的字,手腕酸痛,也饿了,就下楼来吃点东西,恰好听到了刘能向客栈掌柜打听云景 He does not know that Liu Neng this old man inquired Yun Jing makes anything, but bewildered thought that the estimate has no good matter, therefore looked at several, prepares to record at heart, reminds Yun Jing fire protection security against old man when the time comes well...... 他不知道刘能这老头打听云景做什么,但莫名其妙的就觉得估计没什么好事儿,于是就多看了几眼,准备记心里,到时候好提醒云景防火防盗防老头…… Facing the Ye Tian bad vision, Liu Neng was happy, the heart said that I am just bored, your is not delivers to find relief to me. 面对叶天不善的目光,刘能乐了,心说我正无聊呢,你这不是送上门来给我解闷嘛。 He decided that teases funny Ye Tian to kill the time, therefore foams with rage saying: „Does boy, what you take a look at?” 他决定逗逗叶天打发时间,于是吹胡子瞪眼道:“小子,你瞅啥?” Ye Tian is indelib on thought inexplicably this old man inquired Yun Jing one did not have the matter certainly, at this time facing a Liu Neng worse tone, he did not fear the matter, resentment: Takes a look at your place? I have not incurred you to annoy you, looked that your eyes can also be pregnant inadequately?” 叶天先入为主的就莫名觉得这老头打听云景一准没好事儿了,此时面对刘能更加不善的语气,他也不是怕事儿的,怼了一句:“瞅你咋地?我又没招你惹你,看你一眼还能怀孕不成?” Didn't the present children have the politeness? 现在的小孩都这么没礼貌了吗? The Liu Neng heart is speechless, has not seen the air/Qi, but continued the funny opposite party saying: „Do you take a look at one to try again? Believed my lying down ground saying that you bullied the old person!” 刘能心头无语,倒没见气,而是继续逗对方说:“你再瞅一个试试?信不信我躺地上说你欺负老人!” You lie down, I want to take a look at you to blackmail me by what posture lying down actually, Ye Tian curls the lip saying that dug noodles toward the mouth while convenient, slurp soup to scatter. “那你躺啊,我倒是想看看你以什么姿势躺下讹我”,叶天撇撇嘴道,顺便往嘴里刨了一口面条,吸溜一声汤水四溅。 Ye Tian is secure, surroundings so many people look that your elderly man lies down to blackmail really thinks everyone is silly. 叶天有恃无恐,周围那么多人看着呢,你个老人家躺下讹人真以为大家都是傻的么。 Liu Neng is depressed, lies down this matter he also really to do, however with this kid as, bored bored is not in that degree. 刘能郁闷,躺下这种事情他还真干得出来,然而和这个小屁孩至于么,无聊也无聊不到那种程度。 He decided to pay no attention to Ye Tian, but actually prepared to the opposite party little uses/gives disciplinary punishment. 他决定不理叶天了,但却准备给对方小施惩戒。 Therefore he is silent gives the Ye Tian buttocks following stool to fudge, wants to look that the opposite party was fallen the ground by one pillar the picture, best is the hot water sticks one face that type. 于是他无声无息间给叶天屁股下面的凳子动了手脚,想看对方被一个屁墩儿摔地上的画面,最好是面汤糊一脸那种。 Finally his petty action did, however Ye Tian sits there trifling thing not to have as before safely...... 结果他小动作是做了,然而叶天依旧稳稳当当坐那里屁事儿没有…… Ye Tian saw Liu Neng to pay no attention to itself, has not managed him, continued to eat the noodles, was thin crash-bang finished eating, the soup drank cleanly, then paid up to go upstairs. 叶天刘能不理自己了,也没管他,继续吃面,稀里哗啦吃完,汤都喝干净了,然后结账上楼去。 Knows that this old man does not dare the lying down ground. 就知道这老头不敢躺地上。 Going upstairs time Ye Tian looked at a Liu Neng heart whisper saying that even more thought must pay attention to this old man, why without, asked that was the intuition. 上楼的时候叶天看了刘能一眼心头嘀咕道,越发觉得要注意这老头,没有为什么,问就是直觉。 Sees the Ye Tian trifling thing no walked, Liu Neng felt strange. 叶天屁事没有的走了,刘能就奇了怪了。 Looks that stool that Ye Tian sat, the heart said that unreasonable, isn't own method clear? Hasn't he fallen unexpectedly? 看了看叶天坐的那张凳子,心说没道理啊,自己的手段还不清楚?他居然没摔? Thinks, Liu Neng unexpected happening walks to sit that stool, he wants to try is oneself method has problems the quality of stool too to be good. 想了想,刘能鬼使神差的走过去坐那张凳子,他想试试到底是自己的手段出了问题还是凳子的质量太好。 But finally is actually, he just sat on the stool, that stool whish broke...... 可结果却是,他刚坐凳子上,那凳子哗一声就散架了…… Is certainly impossible to trip and fall by his skill, safe is standing, but he looks at the stool that breaks is actually a forehead question mark. 以他的本事当然不可能摔跤,稳稳当当的站着,可他看着散架的凳子却是一脑门问号。 The stool does not have the issue, indeed was spoiled by me, but why is that child all right? 凳子没问题啊,的确被我弄坏了,可那小孩为什么没事儿? Can it be that does the opposite party deeply concealed? 莫不是对方深藏不露? The possibility that Ye Tian deeply concealed naturally does not exist, lived several hundred years of Liu Neng is very self-confident this. 叶天深藏不露的可能性自然是不存在的,活了几百年的刘能很自信这点。 However why he could not think through the stool to go bad the Ye Tian trifling thing not to have as before. 然而他依旧想不通凳子坏了凭什么叶天屁事没有。 The opens the mouth of this little while inn storekeeper said: Elderly man are you all right? Some morning time here people fight, perhaps was that stool went bad, you traded one to sit 这会儿客栈掌柜的开口道:“老人家你没事儿吧?早上的时候这里有人打斗,兴许是那张凳子坏了,你换一张坐吧” This, a Liu Neng face expression so that's how it is, very natural changes a stool to sit, the heart said that causes to break down others stool is very embarrassed, but is the issue unexpectedly some people who I cause to break down is a scapegoat? “这样啊”,刘能一脸原来如此的表情,很自然的去换张凳子坐,心说把人家凳子搞坏挺不好意思的,可问题是我搞坏的居然有人背锅? Just took a step, Liu Neng under foot, the step stepped in a big way the point to avoid the under foot. 刚迈步,刘能脚下一顿,步子迈大了点避开脚下。 Thick phlegm of which spitting lacking virtue he almost stepped on to does not know...... 他差点就踩到不知道哪个缺德的吐的一口浓痰了…… If he is really a common old man, that under foot refers to erratically falling a good and evil. 如果他真是个寻常老头,那一脚下去指不定摔个好歹来。 Looked for a complete stool to sit down. 找了张完好的凳子坐下。 Finally the Liu Neng buttocks were just somebody's turn, the stool transmits a light sound, then broke. 结果刘能屁股刚挨到,凳子就传来咔嚓一声轻响,然后散架了。 Has myth boundary cultivation base, Liu Neng is definitely impossible to throw down, however the issue is, this is unreasonable, the stool is obviously perfect, why did oneself sit down badly? 有着神话境修为,刘能肯定是不可能摔倒的,然而问题是,这不合理啊,凳子明明完好无损,为何自己坐下就坏了呢? Eh, Elderly man, in the morning some people fight in the inn, many things were affected, perhaps that stool also destroyed at that time, do you trade one again?” Storekeepers at the right moment opens the mouth to say. “额,老人家,早上有人在客栈打斗,不少东西都被波及了,那张凳子恐怕也是当时打坏的,您再换一张?”掌柜的适时开口道。 Liu Neng visits him saying: Storekeeper, your family stool is very bad many, needs to inspect well? If by some chance got a cut the guest to be disadvantageous to your family reputation/honorary, you did say?” 刘能看着他说:“掌柜的,你们家凳子坏得挺多啊,是不是需要好好检查检查?万一弄伤了客人对你家名誉不利,你说是吧?” That said that however Liu Neng actually does not think that in the world has the matter of coincidence that. 话是这么说,然而刘能却不认为天底下有那么巧合的事情。 How was the unlucky matter completely probably experienced by oneself? 怎么可能倒霉事儿尽被自己遇到? But the issue had not felt that what is not right, where has problems? 可问题是自己没感觉什么不对劲啊,到底什么地方出了问题? Has such idea, Liu Neng sits the third stool, finally was also bad! 怀揣着这样的想法,刘能去坐第三条凳子,结果又坏了! Liu Neng: „......” 刘能:“……” Storekeepers: „......” 掌柜的:“……”
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