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fuck, studying the tyrant studies the tyrant worthily, goes by car unable to buy the ticket, oneself wrote app ticket booking, kneeling!】 卧槽,学霸不愧是学霸,坐车买不着票,自己写了个app抢票,给跪了!】 I said that study tyrant how even/including Wangzong offer resisted, originally is the preparation self-employment! Yeah, envies the brain easy-to-use person!( Smiles to cry)】 【我说学霸怎么连王总的offer都拒了,原来是准备自主创业!哎,羡慕脑子好用的人!(笑哭)】 Transferred, is convinced.】 【转了转了,服气服气。】 Studies Tyrant Xueba, the net love? My radish. Li sound!】 【学霸学霸,网恋吗?我萝.莉音!】 Study the tyrant big shot, I am Junior High School live, the class flower on our class said that if my terminal examinations tested the grade first ten with me in the same place, I must select, can you teach me to study the math?】 【学霸大佬,我是一名初中生,我们班上的班花说,如果我期末考试考到了年级前十就和我在一起,我要抽中了,你可以教我学数学吗?】 【Does help/gang change SCI? Ok. The Taoist trinity on, the Buddha blesses again, Virgin mother, asked to draw a prize-winning ticket! Extension!】 【帮改SCI?可以的。三清再上,佛祖保佑,圣母玛利亚,求中奖!转!】 I, the postgraduate candidate, was convinced...... the revolutions!】 【我,博士生,服气……转了!】 I do not want SCI, can the commutation?】 【我不要SCI,可以折现吗?】 Next afternoon, Lu Zhou has the dinner time opens cell phone Weibo, finally has a scare. 第二天下午,陆舟吃晚饭的时候打开手机围脖,结果吓了一跳。 How to retransmit the quantity is so high? 怎么转发量这么高? Although looks at the repeater the title, majority join in the fun to surround...... 虽然看转发的标题,大多数都是凑热闹围观的…… Half believing and half doubting, Lu Zhou opens searches for hotly looked, is not calmer. 将信将疑,陆舟打开热搜一看,更不淡定了。 The heat searches for fourth! 热搜第四! How to come up bewilderedly? 怎么莫名其妙就上去了? Must say repeater, although many were many, but in the distance searches for the difference hotly was too far? 要说转发量,虽然多是多了点,但距离上热搜还是差的太远了吧? The point opens searches for hotly looked, Lu Zhou knows, hotly on originally searches for is not this blog, but is develops APP this matter, which marketing number was given the report. 点开热搜一看,陆舟才知道,原来上热搜的不是自己这篇博文,而是自己开发APP这件事儿,被哪个营销号给报道了。 The earliest news source was called campus something new probably, finally afterward was followed to retransmit by the marketing numbers of many 1 million powders, finally even caused the China youth to notify a government office the slightly attention, transferred conveniently such. 最早的新闻来源好像是叫“校园新鲜事儿”,结果后来被好多个百万粉的营销号跟风转发,最后甚至引起了华国青年报官微的注意,也顺手转了这么一下。 Although transfers is not his advertisement, but campus train this name actually hung in the main text. 虽然转的不是他的广告,但“校园火车”这个名字却是挂在正文里了。 Some Jinling University big undergraduate student cannot snatch the Bullet train ticket, how oneself write ticket booking APP to use for schoolmate free, having a look at others' university to cross......】 【某金陵大学大一本科生抢不到动车票,自己写抢票APP供同学免费使用,看看别人的大学是怎么过的……】 Still remembers big undergraduate student who last that one month launches in salvos ten SCI? This time he came back( dog head)】 【还记得上次那个一个月连发十篇SCI的大一本科生吗?这次他又回来了(狗头)】 In brief, is this kind of title. 总之,就是这类标题。 Again then, this chain-reaction that by joke to be caused, was out of control...... 再接下来,这由噱头导致的连锁反应,就一发不可收拾了…… „......” “……” Sees this situation, Lu Zhou does not know whether to laugh or cry. 看到这种情况,陆舟也是哭笑不得。 He has not thought, in the two months two searched for unexpectedly hotly. 他也没想到,自己竟然两个月上了两次热搜。 Registered the developer backstage with cell phone, input the manager account number and password, Lu Zhou looked under the downloading data of the subscribers and various platforms simply. 手机登录了开发者后台,输入了管理员账号和密码,陆舟简单的看了下用户数量和各平台的下载数据。 My goodness, registered the account number the quantity to break through 150,000 unexpectedly!? 好家伙,注册账号的数量竟然突破十五万了!? Especially in the Android market, downloaded the data to welcome eruption to grow, rushed to under the odd-numbered days at one fell swoop the load capacity ranking. 尤其是安卓市场上,下载数据迎来了爆发式增长,一举冲上了单日下载量排行榜。 It seems like his APP, truly received the approvals of general student. 看来他的APP,确实受到了广大学生的认可。 As for can retain many users, must look at the follow-up operation. 至于能留住多少用户,就得看后续运营了。 At this moment, he received Chen Yushan call. 就在这时,他接到了陈玉珊的电话。 Lu Zhou Lu Zhou! That app is you do?” The sound of telephone that head filled excitedly, is simply happier than he himself. 陆舟陆舟!那个app是你做的吗?”电话那头的声音充满了兴奋,简直比他自己还开心。 Lu Zhou: Is I does, how?” 陆舟:“是我做的,怎么了?” „......” “……” After obtaining the affirmative reply, telephone that instead silent. 得到了肯定的回答后,电话那头反而沉默了下来。 Crossed some little time. 过了好一会儿。 The opposite sighed suddenly, the tone somewhat was slightly serious: No, felt all of a sudden suddenly you fly quite far, I...... do not know that should say anything.” 对面忽然叹了口气,语气略微有些沉重了:“没什么,就是忽然感觉你一下子飞的好远,我都……不知道该说啥了。” Lu Zhou puzzled say/way: Walked quite far? No, my also three years graduate.” 陆舟困惑道:“走的好远?没有吧,我还有三年才毕业呢。” Said is also.” Chen Yushan smiles, changed a topic, right, my cousin from Shanghai, my maternal aunt wants to make me ask you, does the next semester have the time to make the concurrent job?” “说的也是。”陈玉珊笑了笑,换了个话题,“对了,我表妹从沪上回来了,我姨妈想让我问一下你,下个学期还有有时间做兼职吗?” Does, naturally must do.” Lu Zhou said without hesitation. “做,当然要做。”陆舟毫不犹豫说道。 Promotion Ali clouds the server, the promotion floppy disk space, purchased the current capacity of server network telecommunication service, the design more attractive ui contact surface...... these must spend! 升级阿里云服务器,升级磁盘空间,购买服务器网络通讯服务的流量,设计更漂亮的ui界面……这些都是要花钱的! At present what its app is principal is free, from the realization , the ghost knows how much money early can also burn? 目前它的app主打的是免费,距离变现还早呢,鬼知道还要烧多少钱? General points of system cannot exchange money, can only work by he himself toward inside subsidy. 系统的积分又不能兑钱,只能靠他自己打工往里面补贴了。 Opposite of the telephone broadcast the joyful sound: That was good, dream Qi has praised you to speak the mathematics problems to say very well, the issue that many are difficult to understand said that she understood.” 电话对面传来了欣喜的声音:“那太好了,梦琪一直夸你讲数学题讲得很好,很多难懂的问题说一遍她就懂了。” Her talent is mainly good.” Lu Zhou smiles. “主要还是她天赋不错。”陆舟笑了笑说。 Chen Yushan: Right , after she got up two high, only then every week the world noon has a vacation, therefore later the per week supplementary lessons time changed for day. In doesn't your side time have the issue?” 陈玉珊:“对了,还有啊,她上了高二之后,只有每个星期天下午放假,所以以后每个星期补习时间改成一天了。你那边时间上没有问题吧?” Lu Zhou: Without the issue, I have free time on Saturday on Sunday, looks at her conveniently on the line.” 陆舟:“没问题,周六周日我都有空,看她方便就行。” ...... …… The department head office, stretch/open Zhongjie opened the door to walk, passing through the gate then said: Director Lu, you had/left a talent on the number system.” 系主任办公室,张忠杰推开门走了进来,一进门便笑着说:“鲁主任,你们应数系出了个人才啊。” Director Lu did not reply, stopped the pen in hand, took off the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose, sighed: Said that Lu Zhou that boy does toss about the accident sentiment of?” 鲁主任也不答话,停下了手中的笔,摘下了鼻梁上的眼镜,叹了口气:“说吧,陆舟那小子又折腾出了什么事情来?” Director stretch/open said: Yo, my had not said, you know is Lu Zhou that boy tosses about?” 张主任笑着说:“哟,我这都没说,你就知道是陆舟那小子折腾出来的了?” Entire on number system, most can toss about except for that boy, but also who looks like him to toss about?” “整个应数系,除了那小子最能折腾,还有谁像他那么折腾?” Listens to your tone is not probably satisfied?” Director stretch/open sat on the sofa, said that „that or this, adjusted our computer Lu Zhou of your department is comes, I to this boy was very satisfied.” “听你口气好像不咋满意?”张主任坐在了沙发上,笑着说,“那要不这样,把你们系的陆舟调到我们计算机系来,我对这小子可是挺满意的。” „,” Director Lu by the office chair acclivity his eyes, said unrestrained/no trace of politeness, not thinks about it!” “呵,”鲁主任靠在办公椅上斜了他一眼,毫不客气道,“想都别想!” Cracking a joke. 开玩笑。 Although gold/metal big math department vertical steamroll innumerable 211 and 985, but the words of crosswise contrast, arranged in the first ten institutions of higher learning at the lowliest place, like that was not strong like the physical speciality. 金大的数学系虽然纵向碾压无数211、985,但横向对比的话,在全国前十的高等院校里面还是排在了末位,不像物理专业那般强势。 Now with great difficulty, they had/left such a talent on the number system, his Lu Fangping is not silly, how possibly easily to put him to walk, cheats must remain! 现在好不容易,他们应数系出了这么一个人才,他鲁方平又不傻,怎么可能轻易放他走,连哄带骗也得把人留着啊! Looks excitedly your, I also crack a joke, transfer do not transfer to another department must look at his meaning,” Director stretch/open smiles, we said the matter, did you look at Weibo recently?” “瞧你这激动的,我也就这么开个玩笑,转不转系也得看他本人的意思嘛,”张主任笑了笑,“咱说正事儿,你最近看围脖了没有?” Weibo?” Did Director Lu the knitting the brows head, what on Weibo also say?” 围脖?”鲁主任皱了皱眉头,“围脖上又说了什么?” Although Lu Fangping knows Weibo this thing, but under cell phone does not have. First is not interested in these matters of hot searching for above entertainment world little miss, second the character on cell phone screen is too small, is really unfriendly to the senior citizen, looked that the time had the eye to hurt. In addition usually must be busy is in matter, own project must do, does not have the time to stare at cell phone daily. 鲁方平虽然知道围脖这个东西,可手机里却是没下的。一来是对热搜上面娱乐圈小姑娘的那些事不感兴趣,二来是手机屏幕上的字太小,对老年人实在不友好,看时间长了眼睛疼。再加上平时要忙系里的事情,还有自己的项目要做,也没时间天天盯着手机 To the sense of smell of present popular matter, he naturally cannot compare Director stretch/open of computer department. 对时下热门事情的嗅觉,他自然是比不上计算机系的张主任。 That Lu Zhou of your department, did APP named campus train recently, several teachers of our department studied, discovered good that makes accidentally/surprisingly. Doesn't the school encourage the self-employment now? We are thinking helps him, therefore comes you to greet.” Director stretch/open said with a smile. “你们系的那个陆舟,最近又搞了个叫校园火车的APP,我们系的几个老师研究了下,发现意外做的挺不错。学校现在不是鼓励自主创业吗?我们就想着帮帮他,所以来你这边打个招呼。”张主任笑着说道。 Sees Director stretch/open that genial smiling face, Director Lu also smiles, the eye actually narrowed narrowing the eyes slightly, thinks something. 看到张主任那和善的笑容,鲁主任也笑了笑,眼睛却是微微眯了眯,想起来些事情。 In order to encourage the major university technological innovations, brings honor to exploring and developing self-employment spirit Balla Balla, a while ago Ministry of Education released «University student Self-employment Prop Prospectus», issued the subordinate colleges and local education bureau departments at all levels. 为了鼓励各大高校技术创新,弘扬开拓进取自主创业精神巴拉巴拉,前段时间教育部出台了一份《大学生自主创业扶植计划书》,下发到了直属院校以及各级地方教育局部门。 This prospectus Director Lu has heard, is mainly aims at does not have the fourth-year undergraduate student of exams for postgraduate schools plan. Simple, is the country disburses money( loan), the school has the person to produce the resources to use the technology, helping you start an undertaking, hatches your dream! 这个计划书鲁主任是听说过的,主要是针对没有考研计划的大四本科生。简单的来讲,就是国家出钱(贷款),学校出人出资源出技术,帮着你创业,孵化你的梦想! Naturally, is not all projects can apply for this interest-free loan, for example you, if opens the tea with milk shop or goes to Taobao to sell the clothing or takes this sum of money to speculate in the stock market simply, the school will not definitely approve! 当然了,不是所有项目都能申请到这笔无息贷款,比如你要是开个奶茶店或者去淘宝上卖服装或者干脆拿这笔钱去炒股,学校肯定是不会批的! Can apply for the project of this loan, must first the coincidence technique innovate this criterion, another must be conscientious, the creativity of proposing cannot too the powerful and unconstrained style. For example you come up to shout to produce the rocket, must do the new energy, has definitely also examined! 能够申请这笔贷款的项目,首先一个必须符合技术创新这一准则,再一个就是必须脚踏实地,提出的创意不能太天马行空。比如你一上来就嚷嚷要造火箭,要搞新能源,肯定也是过不了审的! Last is also most realistic, that can create the employment post. 最后一个也是最现实的,那就是能创造就业岗位。 After all project that oneself university hatches, hiring time how saying that will also favor incurring the alumnus of this university? 毕竟自己大学孵化出来的项目,招人的时候怎么说也会倾向于招本大学的校友吧? Jinling University also responds the summons of country, each institute dialed certain quota to get down, supports various institute university student self-employments. After all the employment is the major event, studying for the purpose of application is the country has also stressed that if really can hatch a big project, that may be the achievements, could be as good as to do scientific research achievements! 金陵大学也算是响应国家的号召,每个院都拨了一定额度下去,扶持各院大学生自主创业。毕竟就业是头等大事,学以致用也是国家一直强调的,如果真能孵化出来一个大项目,那可都是政绩,抵得上搞出一个科研成果了! Generally speaking, this policy does not face the non- fourth-year student, after all the priority of student studies, the school grades have not repaired completely, the result because of starting an undertaking to delay graduates, not only puts the cart before the horse to student individual, to the school is the route mistake! 只是一般来说,这个政策是不面向非大四学生的,毕竟学生的首要任务还是学习,学分都没有修完,结果因为创业而耽误毕业,不但对学生个人来说本末倒置,对学校来说更是路线错误! However this criterion is not obviously suitable to Lu Zhou, can write the person of that type of horizontal mathematical paper, making him attend the undergraduate course also walks a flow. The professor in institute leads few individuals truly him, when the undergraduate student is regarding, has not at least worked as one him in a big way. 但是这条准则显然对陆舟不适用,能写的出那种水平数学论文的人,让他读本科也就是走个流程了。院里的教授领导没几个人真正把他当本科生在看待,至少没把他当大一的。 But...... 可是…… Lu Zhou this boy is fierce, that is also we counts the person of school, does your software institute run to join in the fun? 陆舟这小子再厉害,那也是咱数学院的人,你们软件院跑来凑什么热闹啊? Director Lu first coming of response, this fellow definitely is undermines a wall! 鲁主任第一时间就反应的过来,这家伙肯定是来挖墙脚的! Sees Director Lu not to speak, Director stretch/open smiled, there is a genial tone, continued: Do not think that will affect others to study, this study must sublimate in practice, my proposition definitely is good to Schoolmate land. Moreover several teachers in our software institute studied, thought that this project operation is very meaningful, therefore......” 见鲁主任不说话,张主任又笑了下,有和善的口吻,继续说:“你也别觉得会影响人家学习啊,这个学习也是要在实践中升华的,我这个提议对陆同学肯定有好处。而且我们软件院的几个老师研究了下,觉得这个项目运作很有意义,所以……” Not thinks about it, my looks for the dean of our math school!” Director Lu stood without delay, haha said with a smile, be not thinking dug our corners! We count the school other did not worry, is worried this target cannot use up!” “想都别想,我这就去找咱数学学院的院长!”鲁主任二话不说站了起来,哈哈笑道,“别想着挖我们的墙角!咱们数学院别的不愁,就是愁这指标用不完!” Let alone could not use up, absolutely does not have the place to use! 别说是用不完了,根本就是没地方用啊! Did not say the math to be useless, but is you can count on that the undergraduate degree the mathematical level, an innovation what thing does come out? 不是说数学没用,而是你能指望本科程度的数学水平,创新个什么东西出来啊? The requisition that two hand over, made various types of statistical graphs and big data analysis with the software with an air of decorum, the result looked the content does not set up a stall opens the shop, blind gave you to approve the loan! 那一个二个递上来的申请书,煞有介事地用软件做了各种统计图表和大数据分析,结果一看内容不是摆摊就是开网店,眼瞎了才给你批贷款! Had/Left such individual with great difficulty, where Director Lu will drop, gave the rejection Director stretch/open without delay. 好不容易出了这么个人,鲁主任哪里会放手,二话不说把张主任给拒绝了。 You has the person to strive, said that is helps us count the school to hatch the project, only feared that hatches is hatching, finally the chicken and egg become your software institute! 你这边又出人又出力的,说是帮咱们数学院孵化项目,只怕孵着孵着,最后鸡和蛋都成你们软件院的了! Do not think that his Lu Fangping wears the vice- presbyopic glasses, the laboratory and office runs all day back and forth is an honest and good-natured person, where he could not look that this Zhongjie is having what idea! 别以为他鲁方平戴副老花镜、整天实验室和办公室来回跑就是老实人,他哪里看不出来这张忠杰在打什么主意! Pattern! 图样! Tucson broken! 图森破! I said that old Lu, doesn't this gather the custom? Your math school, sets up the software related project, had the yarn relations...... this saying that with the math what matter called?” Director stretch/open does not know whether to laugh or cry to say. “我说老鲁啊,这不合规矩吧?你们数学学院的,立个软件相关的项目,和数学有个毛线关系……这说出去叫个什么事啊?”张主任哭笑不得道。 I said that has the relations to have the relations, how can't the big data analysis use the math? Approved!” Director Lu the eye stares, possibly thinks suddenly the project requisition has not handed over, supplemented the sentence powerful, today I give Lu Zhou to telephone, making him take the project requisition, I delivered the chief there to go...... to stare at him personally to approve!” “我说有关系就有关系,大数据分析怎么就用不上数学?批了!”鲁主任眼睛一瞪,可能是忽然想起来项目申请书还没递上来,又气势十足地补充了句,“今天我就给陆舟打个电话,让他把项目申请书拿上来,我亲自送院长那里去……盯着他批了!” Director stretch/open was anxious: Your this is not good, we must ask student our opinion! Let he himself choose, this is good for him!” 张主任急了:“你这样不行,咱们怎么也得问问学生自己的意见!让他自己选择,这才是为他好!” Yo, started to talk about the major principle? 哟,开始讲大道理了? Director Lu the eye transferred the revolutions, said refreshedly: That line, I then went to say with him, you went back first wait.” 鲁主任眼睛转了转,爽快道:“那行,我回头就去和他说,你回去先等等。” „It is not good!” Where Director stretch/open will agree, one leg on the other curls upwards, does not walk, „your old fogy is dishonest, I took a seat here, you call to call him now! Or, this dinner you invited!” “不行!”张主任哪里会同意,二郎腿一翘,也不走了,“你这老家伙不老实,我就坐这儿了,你现在打电话叫他来!要不,这顿晚饭你请了!” Director Lu scolded him a brazen with a smile, sees him to respond does not have, in the heart was deliberately considering today does not solve this matter was really endless, must shake the head to put out a hand to take up cell phone, hit to Lu Zhou. 鲁主任笑着骂了他一句赖皮,见他却是一点反应没有,心中寻思着今天不把这事解决还真没完没了了,只得摇着头伸手拿起手机,给陆舟打了过去。
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