SATS :: Volume #1

#41: Gets down to receive express


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Running free building, president office. 顺风大楼,总裁办公室。 When lunch break. 正值午休时间。 Originally is plans to give opportune help, has not thought that finally became to improve on perfection.” Looks that the heat in screen searches for first, Wang Wei shakes the head with a smile, that blog of daily paper reprint selected a to praise to everyone conveniently. “本来是打算雪中送炭,没想到最后成了个锦上添花。”看着屏幕中的热搜第一,王伟笑着摇了摇头,顺手给人人日报转载的那篇博文点了个赞。 At this time, the entrance resounded the knock. 这时,门口响起了敲门声。 Wang Wei has not raised the head, along with tastes: Come.” 王伟没有抬头,随口道:“请进。” What coming is the manager of human resource department. 进来的是人力资源部门的主管。 That offer that king, you confesses , to continue , when sends in the weekend again?” “王总,您交代的那张offer,继续等到周末再发吗?” Wang Wei thinks, said: Sends on the present, waits is also not meaningful again.” 王伟想了想,说:“就现在寄过去吧,再等也没什么意义。” This farce alarmed «Everyone Daily» unexpectedly, this came as a surprise to his actually, when all these happen, he has not felt extremely accidentally/surprisingly. 这场闹剧竟然惊动了《人人日报》,这倒是出乎了他的意料,不过当这一切发生的时候,他却也没有感到太过意外。 The political Z sense of smell, is the basic accomplishment that a merchant must have. 政Z嗅觉,是一名商人必须具备的基本素养。 Two years ago that congress starts, the above meaning is very clear. 从两年前那场大会开始,上面的意思就已经很明确了。 The Internet is never outside law the place, the word. From. By is not equal to recklessly the unseemly behavior. Like Zhu Fangchi this type by the hype hot social issue, spouted rhetoric, by the marketing number that discredited for no reason, the day is doomed to be getting more and more sad. 互联网从来不是法外之地,言.论自.由不等于肆意妄为。像祝方才这种靠炒作社会热点,大放厥词,靠无端抹黑的营销号,日子注定会越来越难过。 Do not say, he brought the bad social impact. 更不要说,他带来了恶劣的社会影响。 Without any evidence, uses the social influence, discredits a being positive and progressive university student publicly, and depends upon hype one month ten papers and academic malignant tumor these fabricated things, seeks the so-called heat degree for oneself. 在没有任何证据的情况下,利用自身社会影响力,公开抹黑一个积极向上的大学生,并依靠炒作“一个月十篇论文”、“学术毒瘤”这些莫须有的东西,为自己博取所谓热度。 What this and wēng wēng buzz do the young fellows have to distinguish? 这和嗡嗡嗡的小将们有什么区别? Now Zhu Fangchi was afraid, did not jump to stumble, starting to process low-key, however where was so easy? 现在祝方才害怕了,不蹦跶了,开始想低调处理了,然而哪有那么容易? The hand that this has lifted, must always pat, looked this palm of the hand claps multiple. 这已经抬起的手,总是要拍下去的,就看这一巴掌拍的多重了。 If that wished big mouth to know the limitation, pulled out oneself two slap on the face voluntarily, from punishing three cups admitted mistakes, perhaps this palm of the hand had a thought reforms, to also really put down finally gently. 如果那个祝大嘴识相点的话,自觉地抽自己两耳光,自罚三杯认个错,没准这巴掌念起改过,到最后还真轻轻放下了。 However, this my dear friend obviously is not a smart person...... 然而,这位仁兄显然不是个聪明人…… Wang Wei thinks, suddenly smiled , the finger is poking the screen, retransmitted that blog of everyone daily paper conveniently, and enclosed one line of writing. 王伟想了想,忽然笑了下,手指戳着屏幕,顺手转发了人人日报的那篇博文,并附上了一行文字。 Little brother, the yearly salary can 500,000, come to go to work running free?( Dog head)】 【小兄弟,年薪五十万,要不要来顺风上班?(狗头)】 Click. 点击。 Transmission. 发送。 The commentary area and private letter, can foresee exploded the pot. 评论区和私信,可以预见地炸了锅。 ...... …… From this public opinion disturbance, comes out to the China Youth Daily station, only passed less than one week of time. 从这场舆论风波开始,到华国青年报站出来,只过去了不到一周的时间。 Lu Zhou has not thought, finally ends in the so dramatic way unexpectedly. 陆舟也没想到,最后竟然以如此戏剧性的方式收场。 Everyone daily paper and other media of the repeaters, let the sedan chair. On the wind direction completely transforms, originally sees a play the eating melon people that surrounds, after seeing official public clarification, joined to wishing in denouncing in word and in writing of big mouth. 人人日报等媒体的转发,让舆.论的风向彻底转变,本来看戏围观的吃瓜群众们,在看到官方公开的澄清之后,纷纷加入到了对祝大嘴的口诛笔伐中。 An undergraduate student, the mathematical paper obtained New York University and affirmation of Swiss Paul Scherr Research institute, the computer paper obtained the favors of market value 100 billion enterprises. However outstanding was a student, discredited the academic malignant tumor unexpectedly?! 一位本科生,数学论文获得了纽约大学和瑞士保罗谢尔研究所的肯定,计算机论文得到了市值千亿企业的青睐。然而如此优秀的一个学生,竟然被抹黑成了学术毒瘤?! Simply is the magic! 简直是魔幻! 【The present scolds wishes some old dog also people to select to praise?】 【现在骂祝老狗还有人点赞吗?】 I have said early, these papers surely do not have the issue, wish the old dog daily vixen to shout abuse in public, has a look well.】 【我早说过了,那些论文肯定没问题,祝老狗日常泼妇骂街,看看就好。】 Knelt to study the tyrant, one year I cannot write two.】 【给学霸跪了,一年我都写不出来两篇。】 Sits down, elementary operation eo!( Dog head)】 【都坐下,基本操作!(狗头)】 Felt four years of university white read......】 【感觉四年大学白读了……】 As a foreign student of Massachusetts Institute of Technology , indicating that such phenomenon is very common there, we said generally these artificial curve-wreckercurve, meaning is curve destroyer, because their result always destroy normal curve of result normal distribution......】 【身为一枚麻省理工大学的留学生,表示这样的现象在我们那儿很常见,我们一般称这些人为curve-wreckercurve,意思是曲线破坏者,因为他们的成绩总是破坏成绩正常分布的正态曲线……】 Young Guoqiang, to everyone daily paper to praise!( Fist)( fist)】 【少年强则国强,给人人日报点赞!(拳头)(拳头)】 【......】 【……】 The one who most makes Lu Zhou not know whether to laugh or cry, does not know that is who his Weibo, gave to dig from the boundless huge crowd, he received more than 200 private letter that asked the writing assistance paper. 最让陆舟哭笑不得的是,不知道是谁把他的围脖,从茫茫人海中给挖出来了,以至于他收到了两百多条求代写论文的私信。 This just registered the shortly after new number, the fans counts turned into 50,000 from the number in the units place, this is to make him be unexpected. 紧接着,这个刚注册没多久的新号,粉丝数就从个位数变成了五万,这更是让他始料未及。 Another side, was propagandized caliber fire simultaneous/uniform explosion, Zhu Fangchi works as the turtle thoroughly, does not delete Weibo, did not take a stand. 另一边,被宣传口径炮火齐轰,祝方才则是彻底当起了缩头乌龟,也不删围脖,也不表态。 As for the apology, naturally is also impossible. 至于道歉,自然也是不可能的。 When the turtle is useful? 然而当乌龟有用吗? Even if you are the tortoise shell that the iron makes, the above person wants with you, when pats typically, that is still the same racket. 就算你是铁做的龟壳,上面的人想拿你当典型拍死,那也是一样的拍死啊。 Zhu Fangchi never thinks, his that vixen shouting abuse in public -type third blog, became the last blog of his account number unexpectedly. 祝方才永远不会想到,他那泼妇骂街式的第三篇博文,竟然成了他这个账号的最后一篇博文。 When he turns on the computer, lands the account number, wants to have a look at own fans fell many time, discovered with amazement. 当他打开电脑,登陆账号,想看看自己的粉丝掉了多少的时候,惊讶地发现。 His account number was stopped by Weibo...... 他的账号被围脖封停了…… Sees to seal to stop the information the instance, Zhu Fangchi only felt oneself at present immediately are one black, nearly fainted. 看到封停信息的瞬间,祝方才只觉得自己眼前顿时就是一黑,差点儿就晕了过去。 The whole person paralysis on the chair, he wooden looks at the computer screen. 整个人瘫在了椅子上,他木木地看着电脑屏幕。 3 million fans...... 三百万的粉丝…… Shortly will change destroyed. 顷刻之间化作乌有。 , not only let these that he loves dearly pay attention to his fans, is that month 500,000 advertisement running water. 让他心疼的不只是那些关注他的粉丝,更是那一个月五十万的广告流水。 Said the value only, his account number 10 million continues! 单说价值,他的账号一千万都不止! Grieved resembles in drop blood, in heart furious, Zhu Fangchi picks up the phone, hit to the Weibo customer service, changed to the manual service. 心痛的像在滴血,心中怒不可遏,祝方才拿起电话,打给了围脖客服,转到人工服务。 The telephone just an instance of connection, he then shouted abuse: Why you sealed my Weibo, which stipulation I violated! I told you, you do not explain to me today clearly, I especially suit you!” 电话刚一接通的瞬间,他便破口大骂道:“你们凭什么封了我的围脖,我犯了哪条规定!我告诉你,你们今天不给我解释清楚,我就特么的投诉你们!” The artificial customer service listened to his railing very much tranquilly, then said well-mannered: Mister hello, is your Weibo account number?” 人工客服很平静地听完了他的谩骂,然后彬彬有礼地说道:“先生您好,请问您的围脖账号是?” Is puffing, Zhu Fangchi thinks oneself have not reported on the given name, slowly tranquil, said: „...... Zhu Fangchi, called this.” 喘着粗气,祝方才想到自己还没报上大名,缓缓平静了下来,说:“……祝方才,就叫这个。” Please wait a bit......” after a while, the artificial customer service continues saying that respectable mister hello, your Weibo, because issues the harmful information, according to «Weibo Service License agreement» makes to seal to stop the decision of account-” “请稍等……”过了一会儿,人工客服继续说道,“尊敬的先生您好,您的围脖因为发布有害信息,根据《围脖服务使用协议》做出封停账户的决定-” Zhu Fangchi got angry, interrupts the words of customer service, the expression said intensely: Which stipulation I violated! I exercise my opinion power legitimately, why to seal to stop me! I warned you, immediately unseals to me, otherwise I went to the court prosecution......” 祝方才怒了,打断客服的话,言辞激烈道:“我违反了哪条规定!我合法行使我的言论权力,凭什么封停我!我警告您,立刻给我解封,否则我就去法院起诉……” However regarding words that Zhu Fangchi is burning with anger, the Weibo customer service seems like has not heard to result, as before is that well-mannered sound, is smiling the reply, was sorry, recognized was decided contrary by the public security network supervision department, the station side has no right unsealing, please must through the legal channel appeal.” 然而对于祝方才怒火中烧的话语,围脖客服像是没听见似得,依旧是那彬彬有礼的声音,微笑着回答,“抱歉,违规认定由公安网络监管部门决定,站方无权解封,请务必通过司法途径申诉哦。” The public security network supervision department decided...... 公安网络监管部门决定…… The station side has no right unsealing...... 站方无权解封…… Please must adopt the legal channel...... 请务必通过司法途径哦…… Each a few words probably present world to his brutal taunt. 每一句话都像是现世对他的无情嘲讽。 Zhu Fangchi almost does not have an old blood to spurt on the keyboard. 祝方才差点没一口老血喷在键盘上。 However the misfortune had not as if ended like this, in he hangs up shortly after the telephone, another telephone projected 然而厄运似乎并没有就这样结束,就在他挂断电话不久,另一个电话紧接着又打到了他的手机上。 Pressed down the connection key, Zhu Fangchi with living not to be possible the love sound to reply: Hey......” 按下了接通键,祝方才用生无可恋地声音回答:“喂……” EMS express, coming to downstairs to take a package.” “EMS快递,来楼下拿个包裹。” Express? 快递? I did not have the net to buy recently...... 我最近没网购啊…… Zhu Fangchi gawked, knits the brows to ask: What express?” 祝方才愣了下,皱眉问:“什么快递?” Is a document...... I helps you have a look, probably dispatch case what,” stands the express little elder brother by van, the shoulder is clamping the telephone, picks to turn hostile the package, Jingling City...... people's court? The telephone is your right, hurries to take!” “是个文件……我帮你看看,好像是个文件袋啥的,”站在面包车旁边的快递小哥,肩膀夹着电话,把包裹捡起来翻面,“金陵市……人民法院?电话是你的没错,赶紧下来拿吧!” Zhu Fangchi made the telephone call silently, threw on the table. 祝方才默默地挂了电话,扔在了桌上。 The whole person by the chair, he pulls out the cigarette case, the finger of shivering extends, lit a cigarette to draw up. 整个人靠在椅子上,他掏出烟盒,颤抖的手指伸进去,点了根烟抽上。 By the indistinct smog, looks at the inverted image in cell phone screen. 透过缥缈的烟雾,看着倒影在手机屏幕中的自己。 Suddenly, he thought that in screen, looked like old dozens years old same...... 忽然间,他觉得屏幕中的自己,就像是老了几十岁一样……
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