The research spendingis a veryinterestingtopic, in view of the fact that the disbursementsystem of domestic scientific researchfunds, ties the topicto the projecttime, ifalsohas the surplus, not onlyno onepraisedyou, insteadmightbe subjected to criticism.
科研经费是个很有意思的话题,鉴于国内科研经费的支出制度,到项目结题的时候如果还有结余,不但没人表扬你,反而有可能会挨批。
……
……What to do?
怎么办?
If the moneywaygeneralengineering coursesis very goodto solve, buyingto be good, isso-called„crash spending”.
如果是钱途广大的工科很好解决,买买买就行了,也就是所谓的“突击花钱”。
Is the experimentconsumableinsufficient? Doesn't matter, firstdecides a small target, buysitoneyear of stock, thistopiccannot use up, the nexttopicthenuses. Whichbig planthad/left the new equipment? Firstbuysto throwin the warehouse, againhowwaits for the timeto studyto use.
实验耗材不够用?没关系,先定个小目标,买它个一年的存量,这个课题用不完,下个课题接着用。哪个大厂出了新设备?先买回来扔仓库里,等有时间再研究研究怎么用。Canspend to handle the bigmatter, many, not onlyno one who moneyspendsscolds you ruined family, instead can also be praised. In recent yearsalthough the management of research spendinghas improved, but also is far from the change...... naturally, abovetheseoperations, onlylimited tofundssufficient„bigboss”. Inwithoutresources„youngboss”makes the project, wantsto report the Bullet trainticket saying that does not permit to be scolded.
能花钱才能办大事儿,钱花的多不但没人骂你败家,反而还能受到表扬。近几年科研经费的管理虽然有所改善,但还远远谈不上改变……当然,以上这些操作,仅限于经费充足的“大老板”。在没资源的“小老板”手下做项目,想报个动车票说不准都得挨骂。As forscience subjects, a littledifficultoffice.
至于理科,就有点难办了。Especiallydoes the math, perhaps the biggestexpenditureismeetsto exchange and travel expense, nextJournalpage layoutfee/spent. The research spendingdid not applyto be manycarefully, wantsto look forreally is not easyby the headdress flower, can't a printerday of badtime?
尤其是搞数学的,最大的开支恐怕就是开会交流和差旅费,其次期刊的版面费。科研经费不小心申请多了,想找个由头花了还真不容易,总不能打印机一天坏一次吧?Lu Zhoudoes not want is too manyat that time, the countryapproved1.6 millionto get downheto sign. The personestimate of examinationhas not thought,thisbigtopichisoneyeardid.陆舟当时没想太多,国家批一百六十万下来他就签了。审批的人估计也没想到,这种大课题他一年就搞完了。According to the fundsdisbursementflow of verticaltopic, thissum of money, no matteryoudo usefirstto go to the school, the schoolapplies for an independentaccountin the name ofyour, andcollects the 0 xxmanagement fee, whenyouneedto spend moneytakes the receiptto render an accountagain, then the schoolprojects onyouraccountmoney, orgives you cash.
根据纵向课题的经费支出流程,这笔钱不管你用不用都会先到学校,学校以你的名义申请一个单独的账户,并收个0xx的管理费,当你需要用钱的时候再拿着发票去报账,然后学校才把钱打到你账户,或者给你现金。In other words, no matterwithcannot use, thismoneyhas sentfrom the pocket of country.
也就是说,不管用不用得完,这钱都已经从国家的口袋里发下来了。Ifyoucannot use up......
你要是用不完……When the time comesauditswill definitely spurtyou, „did thatyouapply forso manyto do the yarninitially?”
到时候审计的肯定会喷你,“那你当初申请这么多搞毛线?”Thinks it over, Lu Zhouhas not thought how to processthishugeresearch spendingsurplus.
思来想去,陆舟也没有想到怎么处理这庞大的科研经费结余。Finally, hethought of a personsuddenly.
最后,他忽然想到了一个人。Beforeledhimto makeProfessor Li Rongen of project, seemed experiencedtothisaspect.
以前带着他做过项目的李荣恩教授,对这方面似乎很有经验。Afterdinner, Lu Zhoureturned to the bedroom.
晚饭过后,陆舟回了寝室。Justpassing through the gate, threeeyeslookedtohereneatly.
刚一进门,三双眼睛齐刷刷地向这边看了过来。Lookedwas somewhat embarrassed, Lu Zhoucoughedlightly, „visitsmeto do, whyshouldwhygo.”
被看的有些不好意思了,陆舟轻咳了一声,“看着我干什么,该干啥干啥去。”Huang Guangmingraises hand: „Elbow, can Itraceyourmedal?”
黄光明举手:“肘子,我可以摸一摸你的奖牌吗?”Lu Zhou: „Goesto go, in the suitcase, touchescasually, bringsto sleeptaking advantage of you do not have the issue.”陆舟:“去吧去吧,就在行李箱里,随便摸,借你带着睡觉都没问题。”Huang Guangmingsets outrapidly, towarddepending on the suitcasebyclosetwalks.
黄光明迅速起身,往靠在衣柜旁的行李箱走去。Walksspeechless, Shi Shangis patting the Lu Zhoushoulder, sighs with emotion: „Ok, the elbow, seesyouon the wallat the beginning of the year, what alsoless thanoneyearyouhungin the gate...... not saying that whengraduated? Weare placedonetablein the entrance, seesoffyou!”
无言地走过来,史尚拍着陆舟肩膀,感慨道:“可以的,肘子,年初才在墙上看见你,还不到一年你就挂门上了……啥也不说了,啥时候毕业?我们在门口摆一桌,为你送行!”SitsnearbyLiu Ruito make an effortto nod, expressed the support.
坐旁边的刘瑞使劲点了点头,表示赞同。Hurries!
赶紧走吧!All daywas attacked, cannot injure!
整天被这么打击,伤不起啊!„How does thisfeel all right?”Lu Zhousmilesembarrassed, said that in the action is actually unrestrained/no trace of politeness, „...... mynextsemestergraduatesprobably, butgoesto end the USOr, onthe end of November?”
“这怎么好意思?”陆舟不好意思笑了笑,说,行动上却是毫不客气,“……我大概下个学期毕业,不过12月份去完美国之后,大概就不怎么回来了。要不,就11月底?”Liu Ruigawked, asked: „Goes to the US? Alsoholds the academic conference?”刘瑞来愣了下,问:“去美国?又开学术报告会吗?”Lu Zhoushakes the head: „No, thistimedid not doto report, Iwasgo to that sideto win a prize.”陆舟摇了摇头:“不,这次不做报告了,我就是去那边拿个奖。”Justhungon the neckto photograph the medal of Shiing-Shen Chernmathprize, heardthese wordslowly, subconsciousasks: „Returns the promulgation? Whatprizethis is?”
刚把陈省身数学奖的奖牌挂脖子上拍了张照,小贱一听到这句话,下意识就问道:“还颁奖?这回又是啥奖?”Lu Zhou: „Kohltheory of numbersprize.”陆舟:“柯尔数论奖吧。”Onehear of thisnames, Liu Ruiholds breathcold air, obviouslyknows the businessvery much.
一听这个名字,刘瑞倒吸一口凉气,很明显是懂行的。ButShi ShangandHuang Guangmingarelook at each otherone, obviously the first time isheardthisgadget.
而史尚和黄光明则是相视一眼,显然是第一次听说这玩意儿。After allwhattheydois the applied mathematics, is not the pure mathematics, in the futurecandomathematicallineto be difficult saying that regarding several awards of mathematics circles, knows that domesticShiing-Shen ChernandHua Luogengreward, overseasFields, Abbel, Wolfthreeawardwait
毕竟他们搞的是应用数学,不是纯粹数学,未来会不会干数学这行都难说,对于数学界的几个大奖,也就知道国内的陈省身和华罗庚奖,国外的菲尔茨、阿贝尔、沃尔夫三大奖等等Althoughdoes not wantto appear itselfto be very unprofessional, butShi Shangcannot supportin the heartcurious, poked the Liu Ruiarm, asked: „Whatdegree does thisprize...... attainhomeprobably?”
虽然不想显得自己很外行,但史尚还是架不住心中好奇,戳了戳刘瑞胳膊,问道:“这个奖……拿到国内大概什么程度?”„Does not know,”Liu Ruishakes the head, a facecomplexexpression, „domestic...... alsono onehas takenprobably.”
“不知道,”刘瑞摇了摇头,一脸复杂的表情,“国内……好像还没人拿过。”Shi Shang: „......”史尚:“……”Huang Guangming: „......”
黄光明:“……”Eh......
额……Howto speak?
怎么都不说话了?
......
……Next morning, Lu Zhou was very as usual earlyawoke, butrecently was really tired, was rarely idle, thendepended ona whileon the bed.
翌日清晨,陆舟和往常一样很早就醒了,但最近实在是太累,难得清闲下来,便在床上赖了一会儿。
The resultonedoes not pay attention, thisthinks that restednoon.
结果一不注意,这一觉就睡到了中午。Got out of bedto go to the cafeteriato have the lunch, Lu Zhouhad gone to the carbonnanomaterialslaboratorysituated incampusquiet and beautifulcornerdirectly, foundwas makingProfessor Li Rongen of electrode materialexperiment, asked for advice the issueaboutresearch spendingsurplustohim.
起床去食堂吃过午饭,陆舟径直前往了位于校园清幽一角的碳纳米材料实验室,找到了正在做电极材料实验的李荣恩教授,向他讨教关于科研经费结余的问题。„How does the research spending of surplusprocess?”Heardthisissue, Professor Li Rongengawked, spoke thoughtlesslyto ask, „how many did youalsoremain?”
“结余的科研经费怎么处理?”听到这个问题,李荣恩教授愣了下,随口问道,“你还剩多少?”Lu Zhousmilesembarrassed, said: „Almost1.6 million......”陆舟不好意思笑了笑,说:“差不多一百六十万……”Whenpreliminary evaluationover ten thousandpeople, the schoolhismanagement feeexempting, this160completely safeprojected on hisaccount.
当初评上万人的时候,学校把他的管理费给免了,这160万全都打到了他的账户上。Hearsthisnumber, Li Rongenalmostbyownsalivachoking.
听到这个数字,李荣恩差点被自己的口水给呛到。„! Isn't your completelyuseless? Yourthis...... alsotooeconomizedfor the country.”
“咳!你这不是完全没用吗?你这……也太替国家省钱了。”Originallyhewantsto say the ruined family, butbore.
本来他是想说败家的,但忍住了。Lu Zhoucoughed saying: „Mainlycannot use.”陆舟干咳了一声说:“主要是用不上。”Onlydraws outthisfundsonetime, onpublishes the paperin«MathYearly journal» the page layoutfee/spent. Goes to the expenses of Switzerland, is the money that AcademicianLupulls out, toreturning to homelandhehad not found the opportunity of spending.
唯一一次支取这笔经费,也就是在《数学年刊》上刊登论文的版面费。去瑞士的开销,都是卢院士掏的钱,一直到回国他都没找到花钱的机会。„Ithink, you are ten thousandazurebatch the project, is the verticaltopic, youremainso many, allalsogoes backto fear that must be subjected to criticism.” Under Li Rongenfeltlonged fora while, said,„thatyou...... had a look to match a printer, orchanged a computertooneself, reallycould not all spendalsogoes back, the chaoticfloweralsoobtained the issue. Thiswantedat the end of the year, did youdoearly! Crash spending, does not makeyoucatch up the finaltwomonthsto spend!”
“我想想,你这是万青批下来的项目,算是纵向课题吧,你剩这么多,全都还回去怕是还得挨批。”李荣恩摸着下巴想了一会儿,说道,“那你就……看看要不要配个打印机,或者给自己换台电脑吧,实在花不完就还回去,乱花也得出问题。这都要年底了,你早干啥去了!突击花钱,又不是让你赶最后两个月花钱!”In the Lu Zhouheartmoves, immediatelyasks, „changes an expensive/noblepoint?”陆舟心中一动,立刻问道,“换台贵点的呢?”Professor Li Rongensaidwith a smile: „Computeris all right, acquires the test installation, does not buy the car(riage)to purchase homes, youfelt relievedfreelyselectsmost expensivebuying! So long as the receiptdoes not have the issue, the auditwill not feel embarrassedyouwhen the time comes.”李荣恩教授笑着说道:“电脑没事,算是添置实验设备,又不是买车买房,你尽管放心地挑最贵的买!只要发票没问题,审计到时候不会太为难你。”
It looks like inProfessor Li, how muchmoney can a computerwant?
在李教授看来,一台电脑能要多少钱?Supportedten thousandblocks.
撑死了万把块。Hisherechanges an equipmentcasuallyis1 millionwalksupward, finds the personto overhaulto continuethismoney.
他这里随便换个设备都是百万往上走的,找人来检修一下都不止这点钱。Lu Zhouthenasked: „Can thatreportpart? For examplebuys a computer, partwith the research spending, partusesownmoney.”陆舟接着问:“那可以报一部分吗?比如买一台电脑,一部分用科研经费,一部分用自己的钱。”„Changes a computeralso to towardinsidemake upmoney?”Li Rongengawked, „whatcomputer do youbuyto wantso much money?”
“换个电脑还要往里面补钱?”李荣恩愣了下,“你买啥电脑要这么多钱?”„Are not many,”Lu Zhousmilesembarrassed, „2 million.”
“也不是很多吧,”陆舟不好意思笑了笑,“就两百万。”Li Rongen: „......”李荣恩:“……”
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