SATS :: Volume #3

#205: Crash spending


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The research spending is a very interesting topic, in view of the fact that the disbursement system of domestic scientific research funds, ties the topic to the project time, if also has the surplus, not only no one praised you, instead might be subjected to criticism. 科研经费是个很有意思的话题,鉴于国内科研经费的支出制度,到项目结题的时候如果还有结余,不但没人表扬你,反而有可能会挨批。 …… …… What to do? 怎么办? If the money way general engineering courses is very good to solve, buying to be good, is so-called crash spending. 如果是钱途广大的工科很好解决,买买买就行了,也就是所谓的“突击花钱”。 Is the experiment consumable insufficient? Doesn't matter, first decides a small target, buys it one year of stock, this topic cannot use up, the next topic then uses. Which big plant had/left the new equipment? First buys to throw in the warehouse, again how waits for the time to study to use. 实验耗材不够用?没关系,先定个小目标,买它个一年的存量,这个课题用不完,下个课题接着用。哪个大厂出了新设备?先买回来扔仓库里,等有时间再研究研究怎么用。 Can spend to handle the big matter, many, not only no one who money spends scolds you ruined family, instead can also be praised. In recent years although the management of research spending has improved, but also is far from the change...... naturally, above these operations, only limited to funds sufficient big boss. In without resources young boss makes the project, wants to report the Bullet train ticket saying that does not permit to be scolded. 能花钱才能办大事儿,钱花的多不但没人骂你败家,反而还能受到表扬。近几年科研经费的管理虽然有所改善,但还远远谈不上改变……当然,以上这些操作,仅限于经费充足的“大老板”。在没资源的“小老板”手下做项目,想报个动车票说不准都得挨骂。 As for science subjects, a little difficult office. 至于理科,就有点难办了。 Especially does the math, perhaps the biggest expenditure is meets to exchange and travel expense, next Journal page layout fee/spent. The research spending did not apply to be many carefully, wants to look for really is not easy by the headdress flower, can't a printer day of bad time? 尤其是搞数学的,最大的开支恐怕就是开会交流和差旅费,其次期刊的版面费。科研经费不小心申请多了,想找个由头花了还真不容易,总不能打印机一天坏一次吧? Lu Zhou does not want is too many at that time, the country approved 1.6 million to get down he to sign. The person estimate of examination has not thought, this big topic his one year did. 陆舟当时没想太多,国家批一百六十万下来他就签了。审批的人估计也没想到,这种大课题他一年就搞完了。 According to the funds disbursement flow of vertical topic, this sum of money, no matter you do use first to go to the school, the school applies for an independent account in the name of your, and collects the 0 xx management fee, when you need to spend money takes the receipt to render an account again, then the school projects on your account money, or gives you cash. 根据纵向课题的经费支出流程,这笔钱不管你用不用都会先到学校,学校以你的名义申请一个单独的账户,并收个0xx的管理费,当你需要用钱的时候再拿着发票去报账,然后学校才把钱打到你账户,或者给你现金。 In other words, no matter with cannot use, this money has sent from the pocket of country. 也就是说,不管用不用得完,这钱都已经从国家的口袋里发下来了。 If you cannot use up...... 你要是用不完…… When the time comes audits will definitely spurt you, „did that you apply for so many to do the yarn initially?” 到时候审计的肯定会喷你,“那你当初申请这么多搞毛线?” Thinks it over, Lu Zhou has not thought how to process this huge research spending surplus. 思来想去,陆舟也没有想到怎么处理这庞大的科研经费结余。 Finally, he thought of a person suddenly. 最后,他忽然想到了一个人。 Before led him to make Professor Li Rongen of project, seemed experienced to this aspect. 以前带着他做过项目的李荣恩教授,对这方面似乎很有经验。 After dinner, Lu Zhou returned to the bedroom. 晚饭过后,陆舟回了寝室。 Just passing through the gate, three eyes looked to here neatly. 刚一进门,三双眼睛齐刷刷地向这边看了过来。 Looked was somewhat embarrassed, Lu Zhou coughed lightly, visits me to do, why should why go.” 被看的有些不好意思了,陆舟轻咳了一声,“看着我干什么,该干啥干啥去。” Huang Guangming raises hand: Elbow, can I trace your medal?” 黄光明举手:“肘子,我可以摸一摸你的奖牌吗?” Lu Zhou: Goes to go, in the suitcase, touches casually, brings to sleep taking advantage of you do not have the issue.” 陆舟:“去吧去吧,就在行李箱里,随便摸,借你带着睡觉都没问题。” Huang Guangming sets out rapidly, toward depending on the suitcase by closet walks. 黄光明迅速起身,往靠在衣柜旁的行李箱走去。 Walks speechless, Shi Shang is patting the Lu Zhou shoulder, sighs with emotion: Ok, the elbow, sees you on the wall at the beginning of the year, what also less than one year you hung in the gate...... not saying that when graduated? We are placed one table in the entrance, sees off you!” 无言地走过来,史尚拍着陆舟肩膀,感慨道:“可以的,肘子,年初才在墙上看见你,还不到一年你就挂门上了……啥也不说了,啥时候毕业?我们在门口摆一桌,为你送行!” Sits nearby Liu Rui to make an effort to nod, expressed the support. 坐旁边的刘瑞使劲点了点头,表示赞同。 Hurries! 赶紧走吧! All day was attacked, cannot injure! 整天被这么打击,伤不起啊! How does this feel all right?” Lu Zhou smiles embarrassed, said that in the action is actually unrestrained/no trace of politeness, „...... my next semester graduates probably, but goes to end the US Or, on the end of November?” “这怎么好意思?”陆舟不好意思笑了笑,说,行动上却是毫不客气,“……我大概下个学期毕业,不过12月份去完美国之后,大概就不怎么回来了。要不,就11月底?” Liu Rui gawked, asked: Goes to the US? Also holds the academic conference?” 刘瑞来愣了下,问:“去美国?又开学术报告会吗?” Lu Zhou shakes the head: No, this time did not do to report, I was go to that side to win a prize.” 陆舟摇了摇头:“不,这次不做报告了,我就是去那边拿个奖。” Just hung on the neck to photograph the medal of Shiing-Shen Chern math prize, heard these words lowly, subconscious asks: Returns the promulgation? What prize this is?” 刚把陈省身数学奖的奖牌挂脖子上拍了张照,小贱一听到这句话,下意识就问道:“还颁奖?这回又是啥奖?” Lu Zhou: Kohl theory of numbers prize.” 陆舟:“柯尔数论奖吧。” One hear of this names, Liu Rui holds breath cold air, obviously knows the business very much. 一听这个名字,刘瑞倒吸一口凉气,很明显是懂行的。 But Shi Shang and Huang Guangming are look at each other one, obviously the first time is heard this gadget. 史尚和黄光明则是相视一眼,显然是第一次听说这玩意儿。 After all what they do is the applied mathematics, is not the pure mathematics, in the future can do mathematical line to be difficult saying that regarding several awards of mathematics circles, knows that domestic Shiing-Shen Chern and Hua Luogeng reward, overseas Fields, Abbel, Wolf three award wait 毕竟他们搞的是应用数学,不是纯粹数学,未来会不会干数学这行都难说,对于数学界的几个大奖,也就知道国内的陈省身和华罗庚奖,国外的菲尔茨、阿贝尔、沃尔夫三大奖等等 Although does not want to appear itself to be very unprofessional, but Shi Shang cannot support in the heart curious, poked the Liu Rui arm, asked: What degree does this prize...... attain home probably?” 虽然不想显得自己很外行,但史尚还是架不住心中好奇,戳了戳刘瑞胳膊,问道:“这个奖……拿到国内大概什么程度?” Does not know, Liu Rui shakes the head, a face complex expression, domestic...... also no one has taken probably.” “不知道,”刘瑞摇了摇头,一脸复杂的表情,“国内……好像还没人拿过。” Shi Shang: „......” 史尚:“……” Huang Guangming: „......” 黄光明:“……” Eh...... 额…… How to speak? 怎么都不说话了? ...... …… Next morning, Lu Zhou was very as usual early awoke, but recently was really tired, was rarely idle, then depended on a while on the bed. 翌日清晨,陆舟和往常一样很早就醒了,但最近实在是太累,难得清闲下来,便在床上赖了一会儿。 The result one does not pay attention, this thinks that rested noon. 结果一不注意,这一觉就睡到了中午。 Got out of bed to go to the cafeteria to have the lunch, Lu Zhou had gone to the carbon nanomaterials laboratory situated in campus quiet and beautiful corner directly, found was making Professor Li Rongen of electrode material experiment, asked for advice the issue about research spending surplus to him. 起床去食堂吃过午饭,陆舟径直前往了位于校园清幽一角的碳纳米材料实验室,找到了正在做电极材料实验的李荣恩教授,向他讨教关于科研经费结余的问题。 How does the research spending of surplus process?” Heard this issue, Professor Li Rongen gawked, spoke thoughtlessly to ask, how many did you also remain?” “结余的科研经费怎么处理?”听到这个问题,李荣恩教授愣了下,随口问道,“你还剩多少?” Lu Zhou smiles embarrassed, said: Almost 1.6 million......” 陆舟不好意思笑了笑,说:“差不多一百六十万……” When preliminary evaluation over ten thousand people, the school his management fee exempting, this 160 completely safe projected on his account. 当初评上万人的时候,学校把他的管理费给免了,这160万全都打到了他的账户上。 Hears this number, Li Rongen almost by own saliva choking. 听到这个数字,李荣恩差点被自己的口水给呛到。 „! Isn't your completely useless? Your this...... also too economized for the country.” “咳!你这不是完全没用吗?你这……也太替国家省钱了。” Originally he wants to say the ruined family, but bore. 本来他是想说败家的,但忍住了。 Lu Zhou coughed saying: Mainly cannot use.” 陆舟干咳了一声说:“主要是用不上。” Only draws out this funds one time, on publishes the paper in «Math Yearly journal» the page layout fee/spent. Goes to the expenses of Switzerland, is the money that Academician Lu pulls out, to returning to homeland he had not found the opportunity of spending. 唯一一次支取这笔经费,也就是在《数学年刊》上刊登论文的版面费。去瑞士的开销,都是卢院士掏的钱,一直到回国他都没找到花钱的机会。 I think, you are ten thousand azure batch the project, is the vertical topic, you remain so many, all also goes back to fear that must be subjected to criticism.” Under Li Rongen felt longed for a while, said, that you...... had a look to match a printer, or changed a computer to oneself, really could not all spend also goes back, the chaotic flower also obtained the issue. This wanted at the end of the year, did you do early! Crash spending, does not make you catch up the final two months to spend!” “我想想,你这是万青批下来的项目,算是纵向课题吧,你剩这么多,全都还回去怕是还得挨批。”李荣恩摸着下巴想了一会儿,说道,“那你就……看看要不要配个打印机,或者给自己换台电脑吧,实在花不完就还回去,乱花也得出问题。这都要年底了,你早干啥去了!突击花钱,又不是让你赶最后两个月花钱!” In the Lu Zhou heart moves, immediately asks, changes an expensive/noble point?” 陆舟心中一动,立刻问道,“换台贵点的呢?” Professor Li Rongen said with a smile: Computer is all right, acquires the test installation, does not buy the car(riage) to purchase homes, you felt relieved freely selects most expensive buying! So long as the receipt does not have the issue, the audit will not feel embarrassed you when the time comes.” 李荣恩教授笑着说道:“电脑没事,算是添置实验设备,又不是买车买房,你尽管放心地挑最贵的买!只要发票没问题,审计到时候不会太为难你。” It looks like in Professor Li, how much money can a computer want? 李教授看来,一台电脑能要多少钱? Supported ten thousand blocks. 撑死了万把块。 His here changes an equipment casually is 1 million walks upward, finds the person to overhaul to continue this money. 他这里随便换个设备都是百万往上走的,找人来检修一下都不止这点钱。 Lu Zhou then asked: „Can that report part? For example buys a computer, part with the research spending, part uses own money.” 陆舟接着问:“那可以报一部分吗?比如买一台电脑,一部分用科研经费,一部分用自己的钱。” Changes a computer also to toward inside make up money?” Li Rongen gawked, what computer do you buy to want so much money?” “换个电脑还要往里面补钱?”李荣恩愣了下,“你买啥电脑要这么多钱?” Are not many,” Lu Zhou smiles embarrassed, 2 million.” “也不是很多吧,”陆舟不好意思笑了笑,“就两百万。” Li Rongen: „......” 李荣恩:“……”
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