Sister Karina's speech, lets a stage next male, excited tears full filled/surplus, only thought that received the mind of heavy losses to be cured a moment ago, even some people shouted loudly to find a wife, when married Karina such slogan. 卡丽娜大姐的发言,让台下一众男性,激动的热泪满盈,只觉得刚才受到重创的心灵已经被治愈了,甚至有人高喊起了娶妻当娶卡丽娜这样的口号。 Naturally, a small number of narrow-minded fellows, without forgetting the envying envy in heart hate, at this time threw to puncture the vision of person toward me, as if in saying, which man this world also had to compare favorably with your harem male happiness the bastard!!! 当然,还有少数小心眼的家伙,没有忘记心中的羡慕嫉妒恨,这时朝我投过来更加刺人的目光,仿佛在说,这个世上还有哪个男人能比得上你这个后宫男幸福啊混蛋！！！ „Taking the liberty asked that why did the husband of Karina player like eating the banana? Because of the reason of Karina player?” “冒昧的问一下,为什么卡丽娜选手的丈夫喜欢吃香蕉呢？难道是因为卡丽娜选手的缘故？” I try to go a step further, molds it 【Couple eats the story of fish】 Like that touching love, therefore then continues to ask. 我试图更进一步,将其塑造成【夫妻吃鱼的故事】那般感人恩爱,于是便继续问道。 „Because is the orangutan.” “因为是猩猩嘛。” Because is the orangutan...... 因为是猩猩嘛…… Is the orangutan...... 是猩猩嘛…… Orangutan...... 猩猩嘛…… The clear and clear sound, feels the masculine audience ear of cure to reverberate in these repeatedly. 清脆而清晰的声音,一遍又一遍在那些倍感治愈的男性观众耳边回荡着。 A scene silence. 场面一片寂静。 „awuu awuu ~~ ~~ Lena, my belly was hungry.” “嗷呜嗷呜嗷~~~~丽娜,我肚子饿了。” Studying Tarzan of the Apes is the same, has swung the top of the heads of innumerable audience, then several tumblings fall the high especially big orangutan on stage, makes a dazzling entrance. 学着人猿泰山一样,荡过无数观众的头顶,然后数个翻滚落在台上的高特大猩猩,闪亮登场。 „, Is you, Wu, is everyone doing? Probably very interesting appearance, hahahaha ~~ ~~ ~” “哦,是你啊,吴,大家在干什么呢？好像很有趣的样子,啊哈哈哈哈~~~~~” That wants to be seriously earnest, is very fearful, has the dignity very much, some as if chief same masculine face, is revealing laughing foolishly of naive idiot at this time, seems annotating human to degenerate the possibility of orangutan to everyone. 那张只要严肃认真起来,就很可怕,很有威严的,仿佛某局长一样的男性面孔,此时正露出天真白痴的傻笑,似乎在向所有人诠释着人类退化成猩猩的可能性。 „Lena, how you in all bananas the family/home took away, could not find.” “丽娜,你怎么将家里所有的香蕉都拿走了,一根都找不到。” Has not waited for me to speak, he has turned head, approaches oneself wife to complain. 没等我说话,他回过头,向自己的妻子抱怨起来。 „Clever, clever, first fills in the belly with several, the banana sends to be good.” “乖,乖,先拿几根填填肚子,香蕉派等会就好。” Sister Karina look gentle sees own husband, like looking at...... pet...... 卡丽娜大姐神色温柔的看着自己的丈夫,就像看着……宠物……呃。 „, Banana faction? I take ten, ten!” tall Tele dancing with joy. “哦,香蕉派吗？我要十个,十个！”高特乐的手舞足蹈。 „Is is, first sits in the one side peacefully wait/etc, do not run to give everyone to put to trouble.” Karina points under the stage red-roast to boil in its own broth without soy sauce stir-fries the positions of three people of groups, coaxes gently with a smile said. “是是是,先坐在一旁安静的等等吧,别又跑出去给大家添麻烦了。”卡丽娜指着台下红烧清炖爆炒三人组的位置,温柔笑着哄道。 This suddenly, I have an misconception suddenly, or is intuition ——, if under the stage places the big iron cage that the attire beast of prey uses, place that Sister Karina refers to now, certainly is the basket in the direction. 这一刹那间,我突然产生一种错觉,或者说是一种直觉——如果台下摆放有装猛兽用的大铁笼的话,那卡丽娜大姐现在所指的地方,一定是笼子所在方向。 „~~ ~ understanding!!!” “哦~~~了解！！！” tall Te is hugging one bunch of bananas happily, sits by three strips, at the same time eats exhaustedly while closely is staring at the wife on stage, suddenly, as if then discovery Ral they, sized up their one eyes curiously, then...... 高特高高兴兴的抱着一串香蕉,坐在三条子旁边,一边剥一边吃一边紧紧盯着台上的妻子,突然,似乎这才发现身边的拉尔他们,好奇的打量了他们一眼,然后…… „Pū pū pū ~~ ~~ ~~ ~” “噗噗噗~~~~~~~” This orangutan is covering mouth, the cheek helps blow up high, cannot bear the laughter pū pū is pointing at three people. 这头猩猩捂着嘴,腮帮高高鼓起,忍不住笑声的噗噗指着三个人。 „Ral, Doug, Gopher, how your was, how an appearance of stray cur, definitely and handled what not good matter, was punished by Lisa, Karina who you had a look at my family, was good to me.” “拉尔,道格,格夫,你们这是怎么了,怎么一副丧家之犬的模样,肯定又是做了什么不好的事情,被丽莎罚了吧,你看看我家的卡丽娜,对我多好。” Saying, shows off shook shaking in the face of three people the bosom banana, the eaten flavor, has not forgotten to make one „, if you asked me sincerely, to was not cannot considered to give you one” the self-satisfied stance. 说着,炫耀似的将怀里的香蕉在三人面前晃了晃,吃的有滋有味,还不忘做出一副“如果你们诚心诚意求我的话,到也不是不能考虑给你们一根”的得意姿态。 I: „......” 我:“……” poor|Fei: „......” 菲妮:“……” All audience: „......” 所有观众:“……” „This...... each family have...... cough cough that is difficult to read, sorry, is each family's to happy understanding and definition is different, any relations, even if the master with the pet same also good, so long as each other feels happy was enough.” “这个……家家有本难念的……咳咳,抱歉,是每个家对幸福的理解和定义都不同,无论是什么样的关系,哪怕是主人和宠物一样也好,只要彼此都觉得幸福就行了。” I scratch the cold sweat in the one side, is making the final statement of this interview, and wishes Sister Karina's dog grain...... not, is the banana faction, can shine the brilliance greatly, wins the laurel wreath. 我在一旁擦擦冷汗,做着这次采访的最后陈词,并祝愿卡丽娜大姐的狗粮……哦不,是香蕉派,能够大放光彩,一举夺得月桂冠。 Although hopes that presenting Ultraman attacks Dark Continent such arising suddenly setting to be uncertainer. 虽然希望比出现奥特曼攻打暗黑大陆这样的突发设定还要渺茫。 Very good, the body and mind seemed cured much(?), As if hit one point of energy reluctantly( because saw also wanted the man of tragedy), use this minute/share of precious energy, then, the hardest to deal with that group will send. 很好,身心似乎被治愈了不少(？),似乎勉强打起了一分精神(因为看到了比自己还要悲剧的男人),就利用这分宝贵的精神,接下来,将最难缠的那组打发掉吧。 My vision, falls on opposite Old Man Fara on the amicable short winter melon. 我的目光,落在对面的法拉老头和穆矮冬瓜身上。 Detected that my gaze, this two old ordinary man sneers again and again, both hands hold the chest, a self-confident appearance, seemed to be saying, grazes a horse, the boy, making you experience our fierce of this first under heaven dreadful parsimonious combination. 察觉到我的注视,这两个老匹夫冷笑连连,双手抱胸,一副自信满满的样子,似乎在说,放马过来吧,小子,让你见识一下我们这个天下第一猥琐吝啬组合的厉害。 At this time I discovered, the competition has passed some time, but on this two old fogy stage, was still clean, has not made any preparation, was really disturbed the bastard!! 这时候我才发现,比赛已经过了一段时间,但是这两个老家伙的台上,依然干干净净,没有做任何的准备,果然是来捣乱的吗混蛋！！ Brings false smile of face, before I arrive at their kitchen stage . 带着一脸的皮笑肉不笑,我来到他们厨房台前。 „Perhaps following two, their given names present have been known to everybody to be known to everybody, I was not many do to introduce, but, everyone was very perhaps curious......” “接下来两位,他们的大名恐怕在座已经无人不知无人不晓,我就不多做介绍了,但是,恐怕大家都很好奇吧……” I am pointing at the two old ordinary man, speaking of face. 我指着两个老匹夫,一脸的暗讽。 „leader of magic association, forging master of dwarf clan, how sees does not seem like the kitchen expert, why they come, for one 【Height】, Wants compared with 【Many】?” “一个魔法公会的会长,一个矮人族的锻造大师,怎么看也不像是厨房高手,他们到底是为何而来呢,是为了一较【高低】,还是想要比个【多少】呢？” The audience who understood these words meaning much, laughs boisterously. 不少听懂了这句话意思的观众,都哄然大笑起来。 Mladin as dwarf, is very naturally sensitive to height word, but stands in his nearby Fara is actually a thin bamboo pole, as for that 【Many】, Referred to naturally is the beard of two people. 身为矮子的穆拉丁,对高低这个词自然十分敏感,而站在他旁边的法拉却又是根瘦竹竿,至于那个【多少】,指的当然是两个人的胡子。 A few words, place that not only the vague taunt two people most abstained from, but also has suspicion of the instigation in secret, because of this two old fogy, is a pair of inborn mortal enemy, wants to understand these audience, how can not smile. 一句话,不但隐晦的嘲讽了两个人最忌讳的地方,而且还有暗中挑拨之嫌,因为这两个老家伙,本来就是一对天生死敌,想明白了这些的观众,如何能不笑。 However, no one will actually manage the venomous tongue strangely, covering, because...... this two old ordinary man was too hateful, to the degree of seething discontent among the people, no one will sympathize with them simply. 不过,却没有任何人会怪主持毒舌,盖因为……这两个老匹夫实在太可恨了,简直到了天怒人怨的程度,没有人会同情他们。 „Your this boy......” “你这小子……” Others can understand, as Fara and Mladin of litigant is more impossible unable to understand, at once, two people foams with rage toward me, wishes one could to throw to nip my several immediately. 旁人都能听懂,身为当事人的法拉和穆拉丁更不可能听不懂,一时之间,两个人都朝我吹胡子瞪眼,恨不得立刻扑上来咬我几口。 However, even if knows that I those words were pricking to estrange a moment ago, two people after staring me, the mutual death anniversary that still manipulates strategically regards one, top of the head that is staring at the opposite party, a full beard that is staring at the opposite party, the color of envy flashes past, demonstrated that can instead bite team member pack of scoundrels relations momentarily. 但是,就算知道我刚才那句话是在挑破离间,两个人在瞪了我之后,依然勾心斗角的互相忌视一眼,一个盯着对方的头顶,一个盯着对方的大胡子,嫉妒之色一闪而过,显示出随时都能反咬队友一口的狐朋狗友关系。 „Ok, what different thing making us have a look at this Old Man two to everyone to bring, can say that looked? The competition has crossed half, your also what has not as if prepared, wants to mount the stage to sell a face?” “好了,让我们看看这两个老头能给大家带来什么不一样的东西,能说说看吗？比赛都已经过了一半,你们似乎还什么都没准备,难道只是想上台卖个脸？” My asking unrestrained/no trace of politeness, although the host cannot take the mood, but must look at the object, like this two old fogy, I, the audience will also only clap the hands and shout praise causticically and meanly. 我毫不客气的问道,虽说主持人不能带上情绪,但也得看对象,像这两个老家伙,我更尖酸刻薄一点,观众也只会拍手叫好。 „Snort, looked do not have a scare.” “哼,看了可别吓一跳。” Listens to me to ask, Old Man two puts down the dirty thought in heart temporarily, happily raises the eyebrow, in everyone surprised vision, pulls out one...... like the meat grinder shape strange magic instrument. 听我一问,两个老头暂时放下心中的龌龊念头,得意将眉毛一扬,在所有人惊讶的目光中,掏出一部……如同绞肉机般形状的奇怪魔法仪器。 „Automatic preparing food machine!!” “自动做菜机！！” The Fara A dream and wild ratio Latin shout with one voice...... 法拉A梦和野比拉丁异口同声喊道…… ********************************************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************************************* Some readers guessed that two masked man is the leg wool immortal and fool Lesser Evil, although small seven also want to write, the plot will become will be more interesting, but must be fastidious about the rationality, if fool Lesser Evil can so easily arrive at First World, Beryl of multi- wisdom near monster has captured the alliance surprise attack. 有些读者猜测那两个蒙面人是腿毛仙人和笨蛋魔王哈,虽然小七也想这么写,情节会变得更有趣一些,不过还是得讲究合理性,要是笨蛋魔王能如此轻易来到第一世界,多智近妖的贝利尔早就将联盟奇袭攻陷了。 The fool Senior Brother younger sister will meet, but not in recently......( to be continued. 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