********************************************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************************************* Sees only Old Man two to play treasure, demonstrated that to the audience shape similar large-scale meat grinder, had about a person of high giant magic item. 只见两个老头耍宝似的,向观众展示出了形状类似大型的绞肉机,约有一人高的巨大魔法道具。 „Automatic preparing food machine?” “自动做菜机？” The name is obviously easy to understand, but must look to be able automatically to what degree, if can directly absorb any carbohydrate, makes the bread, that this Old Man two is the continent Savior, this world no one will starve. 名字是显而易懂,只是要看能自动到什么程度罢了,要是可以直接吸收任何的碳水化合物,做成面包,那这两个老头就是大陆的救世主,这个世界再也没有人会挨饿了。 Obviously, this is the not possible matter, if can achieve this degree, Akara has listed as the most important research project it, even resistance Hell spawn of urgent matter, must suspend to the secondary place temporarily. 显然,这是不可能的事情,要是能做到这种程度,阿卡拉早就将其列为最重要的研究项目,连当务之急的抵抗地狱一族,都要暂时摆到次要位置去了。 „Ahem, so long as puts the material, can make food that needs automatically.” “哼哼,只要将材料放进去,就能自动做成需要的食物。” Old Man Fara show makes the posture hit a sound to refer, explained. 法拉老头骚首弄姿的打了一个响指,解释起来。 „First demonstrates to everyone simply, bread.” “先给大家演示个简单点的,面包。” Saying, a person is holding the bread flour, a person is holding one bucket of water, poured into this two kinds thing the automatic preparing food machine above vessel, then orders the sugar. 说着,一个人抱着面粉,一人抱着一桶水,将这两样东西倒入了自动做菜机上面的容器里,然后再倒点糖。 I: „......” 我:“……” poor|Fei: „......” 菲妮:“……” Audience: „......” 观众:“……” Looked quickly, at present has the two kitchen idiot, thinks idiot who the only has water and bread flour and sugar can make the bread. 快看,眼前有两个厨房白痴啊,以为光有水和面粉和糖就能做成面包的白痴。 Everyone complained turns over to complain, several tens of thousands of audience, actually and no one planned to remind this two old fogy, by doing so, even if automatic preparing food machine anything's credible, did was still a lump of dry sweet dough. 大家吐槽归吐槽,数万观众,却并没有一个人打算提醒这两个老家伙,这样做,就算自动做菜机什么的靠谱,做出来的也不过是一坨干巴巴的甜面饼罢了。 It can be imagined, these two old ordinary men in the prestige of camp, have achieved one to let the negative number value that the person congratulated each other. 可想而知,这俩老匹夫在营地的声望,已经达到了一个何等让人弹冠相庆的负数值。 After completing these things, Old Man Fara stretches out the palm, the back launches a wash bowl size in prepares food automatically machine prototype magic array, directs on magic array, another side, Mu Ai the winter melon is preparing food automatically machine on a calibrated dial, is adjusting anything with total concentration. 做完这些事情以后,法拉老头伸出掌心,在自动做菜机的背部展开一个脸盆大小的原型魔法阵,在魔法阵上指指点点,另外一边,穆矮冬瓜则是在自动做菜机的一个刻度盘上,聚精会神的调整着什么。 Can see, according to the view of my crossing over described, this strange automatic preparing food machine, the hardware is Mu Ai the winter melon is responsible, but the software of operation is Fara makes. 从中可以看出,按照我这个穿越者的说法形容,这台古古怪怪的自动做菜机,硬件是穆矮冬瓜负责的,而运行的软件则是法拉所制。 A moment later, Old Man two looks at each other, nods, as if prepared, as Old Man Fara last pressed lightly, entire prepared food automatically machine on body, started partly visible appeared over a hundred every large or small magic array, these magic array are blooming the ray, making the entire machine be wrapped by a quiet blue soft light, very pleasant. 片刻之后,两个老头相视一眼,点点头,似乎都准备好了,随着法拉老头最后一下轻按,整个自动做菜机的身体上,开始若隐若现的浮现出上百个大大小小的魔法阵,这些魔法阵绽放着光芒,让整个机器被一层幽蓝色的柔光包裹起来,十分的赏心悦目。 It seems like has started, starts to operate. 看来是已经启动,开始运行了。 Sees this, the civilians who even if know nothing about to the magic, can still guess, originally has prepared for a BOOM explosion, but people who squat early, surprised stared big eyeball —— to live in peace with each other start that to operate unexpectedly! 看到这一幕,就算是对魔法一窍不通的平民,也能猜出来,本来已经做好了BOOM一声爆炸准备,而早早蹲下去的人们,惊讶的瞪大眼珠——竟然相安无事的开始运作了！ Do not forget Old Man Fara in the nickname —— explosion demon of camp. 别忘记了法拉老头在营地的外号——爆炸魔。 „Such was enough?” I break silent, half believing and half doubting asking. “这样就行了？”我打破沉默,将信将疑的问道。 „Ok.” “行了。” Old Man two head high, chest out, is insufferably arrogant. 两个老头昂首挺胸,不可一世。 „So long as pours into the corresponding material, this mysterious automatic preparing food machine, will choose the proportion that the material needs, the automatic cooking, does not need to worry completely.” “只要倒入相应的材料,这部神奇的自动做菜机,就会自己选择材料所需的比例,自动烹调,完全不需要操心。” „How long can wait to be able probably to be good?” “大概要等多久才能好？” „Usually makes the bread to require how much time, is how much time.” “平时做面包需要多少时间,就是多少时间吧。” These words saying that to letting was Old Man two afraid, you looked, was really the kitchen idiot, I thought them also like these fool adventurer, will only do simply cooked meat soup and barbecue these thing, if it is estimated that tells them more delicious in bread flour Riga several eggs, they can also instead stare my one eyes: Nonsense, I usually eat the bread time, has not eaten to have been to the egg-yolk! 这句话说的,到让是两个老头心虚了一下,你看,果然是厨房白痴吧,我看他们也就像那些笨蛋冒险者一样,只会做做最简单的炖肉汤和烤肉这些玩意,估计要是告诉他们在面粉里加几个鸡蛋会更好吃,他们还会反瞪我一眼:胡说八道,我平时吃面包的时候,就没吃到过蛋黄！ „Not only cannot the saves the material, cannot save the time, does this thing do to be useful?” I looked that the idiot same looks at their two. “既不能节约材料,又不能节约时间,这玩意做来有啥用？”我看白痴一样看着他们两个。 „cough cough, the words cannot say like this, you looked, this isn't does not begin to do with oneself?” Old Man two like by hit critical, the vision was glittered, did not have the complacency again. “咳咳,话不能这样说,你看,这不是不用自己动手做吗？”两个老头像被命中要害一样,目光闪烁起来,再也没有刚才的得意洋洋。 „I do not think that this has what significance......” “我不认为这有什么意义……” Perhaps places the original world, regarding is getting more and more lazy, relies on the automated fellow more and more, indeed is the good thing, however in Dark Continent, everyone can have the bread to eat is well satisfied, who will also shut out to make the bread to be troublesome, but fiddles with such thing. 或许放在原来世界,对于越来越懒,越来越依赖自动化的家伙来说,的确是不错的玩意,但是在暗黑大陆,大家能有面包吃就已经心满意足了,谁还会嫌弃做面包麻烦而去捣鼓这样的玩意。 Therefore , with conforming to the ISO9000 standard four characters, described that this Old Man two, appraises at present this automatic preparing food machine, that is —— idles the egg to hurt. 所以说,用符合ISO9000标准的四个字,去形容这两个老头,去鉴定眼前这台自动做菜机,那就是——闲着蛋疼。 „cough cough, the words cannot say like this, besides the bread, this automatic preparing food machine can also complete more than ten emaciated looks the cooking, meets the daily family's needs completely.” “咳咳,话不能这样说,除了面包以外,这台自动做菜机还能完成十多种菜色的烹饪,完全满足日常家庭的需要。” As if finally realized own automatic preparing food machine, will be unpopular in Dark Continent, Old Man Fara the amicable short winter melon somewhat is small the flustered demonstration. 似乎终于意识到了自己的自动做菜机,在暗黑大陆里会吃不开,法拉老头和穆矮冬瓜有些小慌张的展示起来。 „You look, roast the sweet potato.” “你看,烤红薯。” „Has a look at this again, pickles the cucumber!” “再看看这个,腌小黄瓜！” „Minced green onion egg! What's wrong?!” “葱花蛋！如何？！” „Wild vegetable soup, the wild vegetable soup of fresh delicacy!!” “野菜汤,新鲜美味的野菜汤！！” I: „......” 我:“……” poor|Fei: „......” 菲妮:“……” Audience: „......” 观众:“……” Flashy but lacking substance, the gold and jade defeats cotton wool tattered thing outside. 华而不实,金玉在外败絮其中的破烂玩意。 Instantaneously, in all will of the people, gave very clear definition to this automatic preparing food machine. 瞬间,所有人心里,都对这台自动做菜机下了非常明确的定义。 „Good, was needless to say again, everyone has understood very this prepared food automatically machine fierce place.” I pat, did not break Old Man two patiently rattles on. “好了好了,不用再说了,大家都已经十分明白这台自动做菜机的厉害之处了。”我拍着手,不耐烦的打断了两个老头的喋喋咻咻。 „Then interview next......” “那么接下来采访下一个……” „Wait, has not ended.” Old Man two doom holds on me, brazenly said. “等等,还没有完呢。”两个老头死命的拉住我,厚着脸皮道。 „As a qualified host, you did not think that after must wait till our bread do, again gives critical appraisal?” “作为一名合格的主持人,难道你不觉得必须等到我们的面包做出来之后,再给予中肯的评价吗？” „Does not need, I to think that everyone had been giving very critical appraisal at heart.” “不必了,我想大家都已经在心里给了非常中肯的评价。” I suppress to blush, is pulling with this two brazen-faced and shameless old man about, actually suffers from the strength of Mu Ai winter melon being much bigger, even if in addition in front tug-of-war draws me unable to work loose, reached the impass at once. 我憋红着脸,和这两个死皮赖脸的老头左右拉扯着,却苦于穆矮冬瓜的力气大得惊人,就算加上一个菲妮在前面拔河似的拉着我也无法挣脱,一时之间陷入了僵局。 It is not good, refuses to compromise again like this, will only make the audience look at the joke. 不行,再这样僵持下去,只会让观众看笑话罢了。 An eyeball revolution, I stopped senseless pulling, this two old ordinary man can throw the person, I may be unable to lose. 眼珠子一转,我停下了无谓的拉扯,这两个老匹夫丢得起人,我可丢不起。 „Good, I and others and that's the end.” “好吧,我等就是了。” Sees me to compromise, Old Man two wins a battle, is self-satisfied. 见我妥协,两个老头打了胜仗似的,得意起来。 You think of my meeting little darling the fool!! 你们以为我会乖乖的等吗笨蛋！！ Gathers round the automatic preparing food machine, I circled the circle, the vision that in the eye glittered, said some multi- harboring evil intentions, some multi- harboring evil intentions. 围着自动做菜机,我绕起了圈子,眼睛里闪烁的目光,说有多不怀好意,就有多不怀好意。 „Wait, your brat, should not want to fudge to my treasure.” “等等,你这臭小子,该不会是想对我的宝贝动手脚吧。” Old Man Fara sees that collects hastily, on the alert I. 法拉老头见状,连忙凑上来,警惕着我。 „Is my treasure!!” “是我的宝贝！！” Mu Ai winter melon angrily rebukes Old Man Fara, but the eye is also staring at me stubbornly, so long as I as soon as has what movement, wants to touch at present this broken thing, perhaps the hand has not stretched out half, by the two people uniform/subdue. 穆矮冬瓜一个怒斥法拉老头,但眼睛也是死死盯着我,只要我一有什么动作,想碰眼前这台破玩意,恐怕手还未伸出一半,就会被两个人制服。 „How can, I, but the host of this competition, how may attempt to pervert.” I smiled to narrow the eye. “怎么会呢,我可是这场比赛的主持人啊,怎么可能会做手脚。”我笑眯了眼。 „Because of your brat, has the possibility.” “就是因为你这臭小子,才有可能。” The opposite snorts contemptuously immediately, it seems like we credit in their two heart are also very low. 对面顿时嗤之以鼻,看来咱在他们两个心中的信用也很低。 „Good, you ought to feel at ease like this.” “好吧,这样你们总该安心了吧。” In order to prove my pureness, I withdraw naturally several steps, making two people relax slightly vigilantly. 为了证明自己的清白,我大大方方的退后几步,让两个人稍稍放松了警惕。 Then...... 然后…… „Aiya, here smeared probably.” “哎呀,这里好像弄脏了。” I came one suddenly like this, makes Old Man two of being overly suspicious and fearful be vigilant, I will for fear that take the opportunity to go forward to touch. 我突然这样来了一句,又让疑神疑鬼的两个老头警惕起来,生怕我会借机上前去碰触。 However, my two legs are taking root likely same place, moves has not moved, making them relax, is puzzled. 不过,我的两条腿像在原地扎了根似的,一动也没动,让他们又是松气,又是困惑。 Which type is this brat playing? 这臭小子在玩哪样？ „, You helps scratch, this is the thing of preparing food, if makes the person who eats see the dirty place, doesn't affect the appetite? Did you say not?” “菲妮,你去帮忙擦一擦吧,这可是做菜的东西,要是让吃的人看到脏处,不是影响胃口吗？你们说是不？” I shift to Old Man two the smile, put forward this compromise means. 我将笑脸转向两个老头,提出这个折中的办法。 „Words to do not have the issue.” “菲妮的话到是没问题。” Old Man two looks at each other, nods, personality, their two knows, is not so deceitful like this brat at present, the clever trick is full. 两个老头相视一眼,点点头,菲妮的性格,他们两个还是知道的,不像眼前这个臭小子这般奸诈,诡计百出。 „Good meow, cousin, where dirty meow?” “好的喵,表哥,哪里脏了喵？” poor|Fei pulls out the handkerchief, slowly, reaches the automatic preparing food machine, slowly...... slowly...... 菲妮掏出手帕,慢慢地,伸向自动做菜机,慢慢地……慢慢地…… Meanwhile, Fara remembers anything suddenly, wailing that lets God also for it startled shu also suddenly resounds. 与此同时,法拉似突然想起什么的,一声让上帝也为之惊秫的哀嚎也突然响起。 „It is not good, cannot make this fellow bump!!” “不行,不能让这家伙碰！！” The time slows down in this moment, Old Man Fara the amicable short winter melon is panic-stricken extremely, going all out to throw the movement that prevents, „well” calls out in alarm one, has turned head puzzled looks to the opposite party, but small hand still subconscious extended the movement forward, slows down together, as if turned into an eternal picture. 时间在这一刻放慢下来,法拉老头和穆矮冬瓜惊恐万分,拼命想扑上去阻止的动作,菲妮“咦”的惊呼一声,回过头困惑的看向对方,但是小手依然下意识的向前伸了一下的动作,齐齐放慢,仿佛变成了一副永恒的画面。 How long crossed did not know, in Fara and Mladin must the flash that held on, hand, actually such 0.01 seconds, according to prepared food ahead of time gently automatically on the airplane. 过了不知多久,就在法拉和穆拉丁要将菲妮拉住的一瞬间,菲妮的手,却提前了那么零点零一秒,轻轻按在了自动做菜机上。 „wēng wēng wēng wēng wēng wēng buzz —— ——!!!” “嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡————！！！” Instantaneously, the automatic preparing food machine buzz called the writings, sent out like the air defense warning same giant sound, was wrapping gentle gloomily blue warm color, in punctured the glow writings instantaneously, the fierce blue light that the eruption selling person could not open eyes, the outward diffusion, the entire competition conference site and periphery several tens of thousands of audience, package entirely in inside, by far toward going, by the place of alliance first kitchen god competition, had turned into one group of dazzling blue light balls. 瞬间,自动做菜机嗡鸣大作,发出如同防空警报一样的巨大响声,原本包裹着的一层柔和幽蓝温色,也在瞬间刺芒大作,爆发出让人睁不开眼的剧烈蓝光,向外扩散,将整个比赛会场以及周围的数万名观众,统统的包裹在里面,远远往去,由联盟举办的第一届厨神大赛的地点,已经变成了一团耀眼的蓝色光球。 „Not —— ——!!” “不————！！” Fara and Mladin just like being widowed to lose the child wail, also resounds, they give up, is going against the dazzling blue glow, then plunges to start to sway fiercely, soon must from exploding momentum automatic preparing food machine. 法拉和穆拉丁宛如丧妻失子般的哀鸣,也随之响起,他们放弃菲妮,顶着刺眼的蓝芒,转而扑向开始剧烈摇晃起来,一副即将要自爆的势头的自动做菜机。 „No, is impossible, had tested obviously before repeatedly, failure probability in 【1/1000000】 The following automatic preparing food machine, how can......” “不,不可能,明明之前已经实验了多次,失败几率在【百万分之一】以下的自动做菜机,怎么会……” Mladin is fiddling with on the fuselage busily, while incredible shouts. 穆拉丁一边在机身上忙碌捣鼓着,一边不可置信的嚷嚷起来。 „Let alone, this time is I misjudges, the clever trick of that brat, worked a bit faster, looked that can also recall!” “别说了,这次是我失算,中了那臭小子的诡计,快点干活,看还能不能挽回！” Fara puts out an old blood, the whole person seemed years old more than ten, the weak operation is repairing more than ten magic array. 法拉吐出一口老血,整个人仿佛老了十几岁般,无力的操作修复着十多个魔法阵。 „Rumble ——!!” “轰隆隆——！！” Automatic preparing food machine that the pains make, to two maker face, after not barely managing to maintain a feeble existence for several seconds, sends out a huge explosion. 苦心制成的自动做菜机,并没有给两个制作者面子,在苟延残喘了数秒之后,发出一声巨大爆炸。 This script is right. 这剧本才对嘛。 Was closely narrowed the eye by the violent blue burr, the audience who these do not understand the true situation, after hearing the explosive sound, like hearing the daily dusk will sound on time, reverberates is the same at the resonant church bell of entire camp, stretch/leisurely launches the eyebrow, shows the relieved serene smile. 被暴烈的蓝芒刺得紧紧眯起眼睛,那些不明真相的观众,听到爆炸声以后,就像听到了每日黄昏会准时敲响,回荡于整个营地的嘹亮教堂钟声一样,舒展开眉,露出安心安详的笑容。 Does not have the explosion, not Fara. 无爆炸,不法拉。 „How how how...... what's the matter meow?” “怎怎怎……怎么回事喵？” Setter of event, but also completely ignorant dull visits me, reveals to be full of the intellectual curiosity the vision, as if cannot think through completely, did this thing, how explode well? 事件的始作俑者菲妮,还茫然无知的呆呆看着我,露出充满求知欲的目光,似乎完全想不通,这玩意好好的,怎么就爆炸了呢？ „Done good .” “做的好,菲妮。” I patted shoulder, gives the thumbs-up toward her high, this action, even more makes feel confused anxious. 我拍了拍菲妮的肩膀,朝她高高竖起大拇指,这个举动,越发的让菲妮感到迷茫不安。 Was sorry , some truth, what do not understand is good, I pity sees this false mother, like this is at heart secret wants to say. 抱歉了,菲妮,有些真相,你还是不要了解的为好,我怜悯的看着这伪娘,心里这样暗暗想道。 This tragedy emperor, even if were 1/1000000 probabilities cannot resist, must break through the horizon simply. 这悲剧帝的一手,哪怕是百万分之一的几率也抵抗不了,简直要突破天际了。 „Good ~~ ~~! Most lets the person 【Sad】 Accident/Surprise, inevitable happened in everyone at present, Fara and Mladin two players, have not been able to continue to conduct the competition evidently, or fought to defeat, making us use the warm applause, thank them to the marvelous show that everyone brought.” “好~~了~~！最让人【难过】的意外,还是不可避免的在大家眼前发生了,法拉和穆拉丁两名选手,看样子是已经无法继续进行比赛,要不战而败了,让我们用热烈的掌声,感谢他们给大家带来的精彩表演。” Looked at one already from intrinsic tattered, turning inside and outside is tattered, still braves the black burnt/anxious smoke/tobacco automatic preparing food machine unceasingly, has a look in the explosion again, exploded lying this way and that whole body black Qi discredits, falls down, did not have Old Man Fara of sound the amicable short winter melon, I announced to all audience loudly. 看了一眼已经从内在的破烂,变成了内外都是破烂,犹自不断冒着黑色焦烟的自动做菜机,再看看爆炸中,被炸的横七竖八,浑身乌漆抹黑,倒在地上,没有了声息的法拉老头和穆矮冬瓜,我大声向所有观众宣布道。 Has soldier to come up, moves away the ground dark three lumps of trash. 自有士兵上来,将地上黑呼呼的三坨垃圾运走。 Next...... next...... 下一个……下一个…… „I am come from Yang 【bi】 The executive chef in restaurant, is called —— Ding You master.” “我是来自阳【哔】酒家的特级厨师,人称——丁油大师。” At present this is binding the thick kerchief, the fiery middle-aged uncle who the eyebrow raises up but actually caret-shaped, toward my frank smiles, white tooth under Sun sparkling. 眼前这位裹着厚头巾,眉毛倒八字竖起的炯炯有神的中年大叔,朝我爽朗的一笑,洁白的牙齿在太阳下闪闪发光。 I: „......” 我:“……” This also really enters the stage on the frank infringement copyright, Abbe who my also chrysanthemum goes downstairs. 这还真一出场就爽朗的侵犯版权啊,我还菊下楼的阿贝呢。 Who although does not know is, but always felt that some people are leaking the moral integrity at a quicker speed. 虽然不知道是谁,但总感觉有人正在以比自己更快的速度漏着节操。 „Today, I must demonstrate to everyone, we are positive 【bi】 Restaurant depending on becoming famous the secret of not passing on!” “今天,我要向大家展示一下,我们阳【哔】酒家赖以成名的不传之秘！” Since the secret of not passing on let alone comes out simply! The simple present picks up the package to roll! Before the copyright dispute also has not become totally out of control, but also with enough time, now really also with enough time bastard!!! 既然是不传之秘干脆就别说出来！干脆现在就捡起包裹滚回去！乘版权纠纷还没有变得不可收拾以前,还来得及,现在真的还来得及啊混蛋！！！ Has not noticed complaining of my face, this Ding 【bi】 master selfish propaganda. 没有注意到我一脸的吐槽,这位丁【哔】大师自顾自的宣传起来。 „Right, was the ancient times spreads the legend on Dark Continent, the secret in secret, the eight big kitchenwares in legend!!” “没错,就是远古就流传在暗黑大陆上的传说,秘闻之中的秘闻,传说之中的八大厨具！！” „——!! This was too inconceivable!!!” “哦哦哦——！！这太不可思议了！！！” In the surface, I am shocked for very mysterious kitchenware legend, but actually, I am calculating God that fellow, must for the new infringement copyright crime, but many have several years of jail food in the space and time administrative bureau. 表面上,我是在为十分神秘的厨具传说而震惊,但其实,我心里正在计算着上帝那家伙,又要为新增的侵犯版权罪行,而在时空管理局多吃几年的牢饭。 „Eight big kitchenwares? Has heard such legend?” “八大厨具？听说过这样的传说吗？” The audience under stage talked in whispers, after all, at least had the Dark Continent civilization of hundreds of thousands of years of history, no one dares to say oneself know that all legends, even nowadays the most learned wise man, does not dare to say oneself knew 1%, and even 1/1000, 1/10000. 台下的观众窃窃私语起来,毕竟,至少拥有数十万年历史的暗黑大陆文明,谁也不敢说自己就知道所有的传说,即使是现今最博学的智者,也不敢说自己知道百分之一,乃至千分之一,万分之一。 However is very obvious, in several tens of thousands of people, and has no one of existence that knows this legend. 不过很显然,数万人里,并没有任何一人知道这个传说的存在。 „Hundred years ago, these eight big kitchenwares are completely been positive by us 【bi】 The restaurant collects, generation hands down one generation, today is riding this opportunity, my head of household and chief chef, makes everyone experience.” “自百年以前,这八大厨具就已经全部被我们阳【哔】酒家所收集,一代传下一代,今天乘着这个机会,我这个家主兼首席厨师,就让大家见识一下。” „First is the Saint demon copperware!!” “首先是圣魔铜器！！” Sees only this fiery but actually caret-shaped eyebrow chef, is placed a brass basin of plump on the stage. 只见这炯炯有神的倒八字眉毛厨师,将一个圆滚滚的铜盆摆在台上。 „Its effect is to send the system accelerates, all solid stuff place inside, so long as several seconds can send, everyone please look, this is a salt fish.” “它的效果是发制加速,所有的干货放在里面,只要几秒时间就能发好,大家请看,这是一条咸鱼。” Ding 【bi】 master lifts up high a hard salt fish in the hand, letting everyone to see. 丁【哔】大师将一条硬邦邦的咸鱼高举在手中,让所有人都能看见。 „Then puts, waits the last several seconds...... oh oh oh!! Has a look at this dazzling mysterious white light! The Saint demon copperware is catching up! Everyone looks, this is the place of its marvelousness......” “然后放入其中,等上几秒……噢噢噢！！看看这耀眼的神奇白光！圣魔铜器正在发力！大家看,这就是它的奇妙之处……” After several seconds, in one toward the jug pulls out, he catches a fresh big fish high in the hand, excited loud exclaiming. 数秒钟之后,往坛子里面一掏,他将一条鲜活的大鱼高高抓在手中,激动的大声吼道。 „Salt fish turned into the live fish!!!” “咸鱼变成活鱼了！！！” This was sends the system completely excessively...... not, this has not sent the system completely, in magic bastard!!!!!!!!!!! 这完全就是发制过头了……不,这已经完全不是发制,是在变魔术了吧混蛋！！！！！！！！！！！ I angry roar am raising the tea table of mind layer on layer/heavily. 我怒吼着将心灵的茶几重重一掀。 Does the wool! Why must always compel me to complain, this host could not do!!! 搞毛啊！为什么老是要逼我吐槽,这主持人做不下去了！！！ ...... …… „Said that inside has not installed what salt fish the long Boss person.” “都说里面没有装什么咸鱼了长老大人。” „, Inside does not certainly think of that salt fish the bastard.” “不不不,里面一定是还装着那条咸鱼吧混蛋。” In legendary 【Saint demon copperware】 After changing the live fish, on the stage is presenting this. 在传说中的【圣魔铜器】大变活鱼之后,台上正出现着这一幕。 I in special with this legend 【bi】 Chef, grabs side of Saint demon copperware respectively, competes back and forth. 我和这位传说之中的特【哔】厨师,各自抓着圣魔铜器的一边,来回争夺。 „in any case makes me confirm.” “好歹让我确认一下。” „, The legendary kitchenware has not recognized the lord. Besides its master, anybody cannot touch.” “不不不,传说中的厨具已经认主了。除了它的主人以外,任何人都不能碰触。” Competes is still continuing. 争夺还在继续。 At this moment, Ding 【bi】 master executed an entreaty look toward me, lowers the sound to say. 就在这时,丁【哔】大师朝我施了一记哀求的眼神,压低声音说道。 „Every elder, opening the restaurant was not easy, spares and not punishes too severely.” “凡长老,开了餐馆不容易,就高抬贵手吧。” „As the host, I must hold the fair fair public principle.” Have a strong sense of righteousness of my face. “作为主持人,我必须秉着公平公正公开的原则。”我一脸的大义凛然。 „Later the long Boss person comes to our restaurant to eat and drink all exempts.” “以后长老大人来我们餐馆吃喝全免。” „Deal.” “成交。” Was disputing both hands of jug, in inside secret grasping in one. 原本争执着坛子的双手,在里面暗暗的握在了一起。 „Cousin meow ~~ ~ does this as if......” “表哥喵~~~这样做似乎……” Stands, can only this who received the eyeground, visits me with the vision of worry. 站在旁边,唯一能将这幕收在眼底的菲妮,用担心的目光看着我。 „, I asked you, can the moral integrity eat?” “菲妮,我问你,节操能吃吗？” „...... Cannot meow.” “不……不能喵。” „, With the unedible moral integrity, trades the thing that can eat, how to calculate that also gained.” “那么,用不能吃的节操,换来能吃的东西,怎么算也是赚了吧。” „............ Is...... is this?” “诶……诶诶……是……是这样吗？” „Is half believing and half doubting.” “菲妮将信将疑。” „Believes me, this Rogue third parsimonious title, but also has not made the business of suffering a loss.” A I sincere tone. “相信我吧,这个罗格第三吝啬的称号,还从没有做过吃亏的买卖。”我一副语重心长的口吻。 „That...... that arrives is also.” poor|Fei by success hypnosis, ambiguous nod. “那……那到也是。”菲妮被成功催眠,含糊的点了点头。 A moment later...... 片刻之后…… „Has a look at this again forever the spirit blade......” “再看看这永灵刀……” „, Was too fierce, really let be strip naked the chicken of wool, grew the chicken feather!! „ “哦哦哦,太厉害了,真的让剥光了毛的鸡,重新长出鸡毛了！！“ „This Jade Dragon pot......” “还有这玉龙锅……” „heavens, is really mysterious, can fry the hors d'oeuvres unexpectedly!!!” “天啊,真神奇,竟然还能炒冷盘！！！” The atmosphere of competition a little subtle turning television advertisement, Hou didn't come one round? Now only needs 998......( to be continued. 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