********************************************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************************************* Always felt after this competition ended, a moral integrity that oneself save with great difficulty, must consume completely, what's all this about? Attack why recently, always the bewildered feel moral integrity endangers? 总感觉这场比赛结束以后,自己好不容易积攒的一点节操,也要消耗殆尽,这是怎么回事？为什么最近一段时间,老是莫名其妙的感到节操危及的侵袭？ In meets before the yellow piece maidservant, that moral integrity full, actually where? 在和黄段子侍女相遇以前,那个节操满满的自己,究竟哪去了？ Has this sorrowful issue, I arrive in front of Aunt Lisa's kitchen. 带着这个悲哀的问题,我来到丽莎阿姨的厨房面前。 Now, my idea is, so constrains sorrowful, got into the water simply together everyone. 现在,我的想法是,如此压抑悲哀的自己,干脆就将所有人一起拖下水好了。 Right! Why each time painful is I, I am the retaliation society now! Fellow who your watch the competition cheerfully, gets down Hell with me, gives group of Spain and France the bastard the soul contribution!! 没错！为什么每次痛苦的都是我,我现在就是要报复社会！你们这些乐呵呵观看比赛的家伙,也和我一起下去地狱,将灵魂贡献给路西法吧混蛋！！ Cloudy lowering the head smiled several, raised the head, my smile again bright over the face. 阴沉沉的低头笑了几声,抬起头,我的笑容重新灿烂满面。 „Table...... cousin meow, your imposing manner...... good fearful meow ~~ ~” “表……表哥喵,你身上的气势……好可怕喵~~~” This false mother, other skill does not have, the intuition to was great, after keen detection to my change, the whole body trembled. 这只伪娘,别的本事没有,直觉到是一等一,敏锐的察觉到了我的改变之后,浑身哆嗦起来了。 „It‘s nothing, but thought through an issue suddenly.” Is same just like the beginning number machine of out-of-control, sways several, I have turned head, twisted the mouth sidewise large-mouthed vessel big mouth. “没什么,只不过是突然想通了一点问题罢了。”宛如失控的初号机一样,摇摇晃晃几下,我回过头,向菲妮咧开了血盆大嘴。 „Meow wū ~~ ~~!!” poor|Fei tearful eyes tearful shrinking became one group. “喵呜~~~~！！”菲妮泪眼汪汪的缩成了一团。 Bullying this false mother is really interesting. 欺负这只伪娘还真有意思呢。 „Below we interviewed the third player, many people have known her, right, she had been evaluated Dark Continent first beauty Miss Sarah's mother by the busybody, naturally, was my mother-in-law Sir, can give birth to the so pretty daughter, even if were evaluated continent second beauty is not overrated.” “下面我们来采访第三位选手,想必已经有许多人认识她了,没错,她就是已经被好事者评为暗黑大陆第一美女的莎拉小姐的母亲,当然,也是我的岳母大人,能生下如此漂亮的女儿,即使被评为大陆第二美女也不为过吧。” I, am glad to pat mother-in-law Sir several horses with a laugh. 我笑呵呵的,乐得拍岳母大人几记马匹。 „I am Sarah's father, has a look here, I am continent first beauty father, can give birth to the so outstanding daughter, how saying that can also qualify in the handsome fellow ranking.” “我是莎拉的父亲哦,看看这边,我是大陆第一美女的父亲哦,能生下如此出色的女儿,怎么说在帅哥排行榜上也能榜上有名吧。” Under the stage the Ral strip of not far away listened to my such saying, immediately let success go to the head, show made the posture, for fear that others do not know that he resembled. 台下不远处的拉尔条子听我这么一说,顿时得意忘形起来,骚首弄姿,生怕别人不知道他似的。 What a pity is, his existence feeling is very indeed thin, simply does not have many to notice him personally. 可惜的是,他的存在感的确挺稀薄,根本没多少个人注意到他。 Can think with the toe, compares continent first beauty father, continent first beauty mother must be paid attention to hundred times without doubt, after all has the so-called mother and daughter effect, people like to believe, beauty and ugly male can give birth to the pretty daughter, rather than a beautiful male and an ugly girl, can give birth to the pretty daughter. 用脚趾头都能想到,相比大陆第一美女的父亲,大陆第一美女的母亲无疑要受关注百倍,毕竟有所谓的母女效应,人们更愿意相信,一个美女和丑男能生下漂亮的女儿,而不是一个美男和一个丑女,能生下漂亮的女儿。 Compared with front that simple and honest aunt, present Aunt Lisa seems to be inborn has the star, according to the truth, she should first during gazes that exposes in so many people, but is still unhurriedly, appears accomplishes a task with ease, that graceful and bearing, then the princess just like some perishing country's, was picked up a bargain by Ral that strip exactly, marries to go home to be off. 比起前面那位淳朴的大妈,眼前的丽莎阿姨似乎天生就有明星相,按道理来说,她应该还是第一次暴露在如此多人的注视之中,但依然不慌不忙,显得游刃有余,那份优雅和气度,便宛如某个亡国的公主,恰好被拉尔那条子捡了个便宜,娶回家去罢了。 „Every elder may really speak, I even, am a 3~4 ten -year-old woman.” Aunt Lisa is covering the small mouth, graceful calm is saying with a smile. “凡长老可真会说话,我就算了,都已经是三四十岁的老女人了。”丽莎阿姨捂着小口,优雅从容的微笑着道。 „Woman, again how attractive, wants the cheap man, therefore , obtains continent first beauty to be known as compared with my family treasure daughter, I to felt, your is happier the son-in-law who continent first beauty appropriates to oneself.” “女人啊,再怎么漂亮,也要便宜男人,所以说,比起我家宝贝女儿得到大陆第一美女号称,我到是觉得,你这个将大陆第一美女据为己有的女婿更加幸福哦。” , Aunt Lisa, you cannot give me like this drawing taunt!!! 哦哦哦,丽莎阿姨,你不能这样给我拉嘲讽啊！！！ I worry, stiff turning head , heard Aunt Lisa's words, the stage next several tens of thousands of male flaming has burnt, as if from the short happiness, was also brought to return to the cruel reality. 我捏了一把冷汗,僵硬的回过头,果然,听到丽莎阿姨的话,台下数万男性已经熊熊燃烧起来了,似乎又从短暂的欢乐之中,被带回到了残忍的现实。 Right, not only continent first beauty Miss Sarah, before , with are of Sir Lina Rogue three big beauty, has not let off, Aalto Liya of elf clan, the graceful bearing and beauty of that noble impressive and dignified manner, are not inferior in first both, heard that also has the ambiguous relations with fox person clan day fox your highness Sir Lucia of acme of beauty and deportment...... 没错,不但大陆第一美女的莎拉小姐,就连以前同为罗格三大美女之一的琳娅大人,也没有放过,还有精灵族的阿尔托莉雅陛下,那份高贵威仪的风姿和美丽,丝毫不逊色于前两者,听说还和狐人族的千娇百媚的天狐殿下露西娅大人有着暧昧关系…… Burns this harem male!!! 烧死这后宫男！！！ In a flash, under the stage innumerable double envies the eye that the envy hates, as if changed to the angry flame of flaming combustion, casts the vision that toward here, wishes one could to fire the ashes me immediately. 一瞬间,台下无数双羡慕嫉妒恨的眼睛,仿佛化作了熊熊燃烧的怒焰,朝这边投过来的目光,恨不得立刻将我烧成灰烬。 „Why your you...... you want meow, the cousin...... is not the man of that unfaithful/stamen meow ~~” “你你……你们想干什么喵,表哥才……才不是那种花心的男人喵~~” Detected that this startled day the hostility, is protecting the chicken like the hen, nervous keeping off before me, replaces me to withstand the vision of innumerable say/way murder. 察觉到这股惊天的敌意,菲妮像母鸡护着小鸡一样,紧张兮兮的挡在我面前,代替我承受着无数道杀人的目光。 poor|Fei, although is very grateful you to stand to speak for me, but...... 菲妮啊,虽然很感激你能站出来替我说话,但是…… I have tears streaming down the face looks maintained the neutrality, on the face writes 【At least our also piece of mind pure land —— is only our Your Highness】 Fans, joined in the raging tide of hatred suddenly, only thought that in this world, oneself have linked ant hole size the place of taking shelter not to have. 我泪流满面的看着原本保持中立态度,脸上写着【至少我们还有一片心灵净土——只属于我们的菲妮殿下】的菲妮粉丝们,突然也加入了仇恨的狂潮之中,只觉得这个世上,自己已经连一个蚂蚁洞大小的容身之处都没有了。 „Aunt Lisa, your was harms to be miserable I.” “丽莎阿姨,你这可是害惨我了。” The drawing peak the head, I am sighing one listlessly, the vision under stage made people feel, if in the future takes the night road, perhaps every time treads one step, must be knocked staggering blow one time. 拉耸着脑袋,我无精打采的叹了一声,台下的目光让人感觉,日后要是走夜路,恐怕每踏出一步,都要被敲闷棍一次了。 „Day peaceful every words, will forget the happiness very much easily, therefore suddenly wants to give you to make slightly troubles, quite makes you know, can marry Valise Lina and Sarah these three girls, is how big happiness, but must treasure them well.” “日子太平凡的话,很容易会忘记幸福哦,所以突然就想稍微给你制造一点麻烦,好让你知道,能娶到维拉丝琳娅和莎拉这三个女孩,是多么大的幸福,可要好好珍惜她们。” With the tone of this seasoned person, Aunt Lisa gentle gaze I, the urging said. 用这一副过来人的语气,丽莎阿姨温柔的注视着我,叮嘱道。 „But like that fool, do not live in the luck does not know the luck.” “可千万不要像那个笨蛋一样,生在福中不知福。” previous moment also gentle vision, speaking of 【That fool】 Time, immediately takes the stock black air/Qi, casts aside to the stage some, because was neglected to feel on lonely Uncle Paladin. 前一刻还温柔的目光,说到【那个笨蛋】的时候,立刻就带上了股黑气,撇向台下某个因为被忽略而倍感寂寞的圣骑士大叔身上。 „I looked that Aunt Lisa you are also have fun.” “我看丽莎阿姨你也是乐在其中嘛。” Saw Uncle Ral, has a look at Aunt Lisa again, I suddenly felt that from some angle, this couple is very perhaps appropriate. 看了看拉尔大叔,再看看丽莎阿姨,我突然觉得,从某个角度上看,这对夫妻说不定真的很合适。 „Aiya, is this?” “哎呀哎呀,是这样吗？” Regarding my view, Aunt Lisa is smiling lightly, but, in the eye pupil, as if warm recollections, were passing over gently and swiftly instantaneously, makes one not see clearly quickly, does not guess clearly. 对于我的说法,丽莎阿姨只是淡淡笑着,不过,眼眸之中,似乎有一丝温馨的回忆,在瞬间掠过,快的让人看不清楚,猜不明白。 „cough cough, makes us have a look now, the Lisa player is what emaciated look that we bring.” “咳咳,现在就让我们看看,丽莎选手给我们带来的将会是什么菜色。” Felt that the topic somewhat put aside, I grasp the magic loudspeaker, pulls back during the rhythm the competition. 感觉话题有些撇开了,我重新握起魔法扩音器,将节奏拉回到比赛之中。 „Can say to us? The Lisa player, looked that on your stage as if placed many food, actually to make what? A little anticipated, as far as I know, the cook of Lisa player in the entire Rogue Encampment being able to stand in line number.” “能给我们说说吗？丽莎选手,看你的台上似乎摆放了不少的食材,究竟想要做什么呢？有点期待,据我所知,丽莎选手的厨艺可是在整个罗格营地都排得上号。” „Overpraised, is not the thing at the worst, I want to make three dishes with these food.” “过奖了,也不是什么大不了的东西,我想用这些食材做成三道菜。” „Three dishes meow? I think to look, this grading takes, but average minute/share meow, therefore, is not the meal that makes are many, opportunity of achievement big meow, if makes not another two together, perhaps will also hold back wū meow ~~ ~” “三道菜喵？我想想看,这次评分取的可是平均分喵,所以,并不是做的菜多,获胜的机会就大喵,如果其中一道做的没有另外两道好,说不定还会拖后腿呜喵~~~” Memory good, reminded the rule that Aunt Lisa competed in one side with good intention, to take highest score, chose oneself most adept such is quite safe, syndic not the quantity that because you make were many, but to higher point score. 记性好的菲妮,在一旁好心提醒丽莎阿姨比赛的规则,如果想拿最高分的话,还是选择自己最拿手的那样比较稳妥,评审员是不会因为你做的量多,而给更高一点的分数。 „Does not have the relations not to relate, I want to give up, competition result anything, is next.” Aunt Lisa gives up, like kind and elder, rubs head smile to say. “没关系没关系,我只是想这么做罢了,比赛胜负什么的,是其次。”丽莎阿姨罢了罢手,像慈和的长辈一样,揉着菲妮的头微笑道。 „Looking at it like this, Lisa player participation, has not as if looked at the heavy appearance the victory and defeat, does not know that such gentle mentality, can make her the dark horse of this competition?” “这样看来,丽莎选手这一次参赛,似乎并没有将胜负看得太重的样子,不知道这样平和的心态,能不能让她成为这次比赛的黑马呢？” I seize an opportunity goes all out to illustrate to the audience, bad wish shifts the envying envy that burnt a moment ago to hate slowly. 我不失时机的向台下观众卖力解说着,心怀不轨的想要慢慢转移刚才那股燃烧起来的羡慕嫉妒恨。 „Why is three, is not two, four, five? It can be said that with us in this number, reason that contains?” Like this saying, the magic loudspeaker is also extending in front of Aunt Lisa. “为什么是三道,不是两道,四道,五道呢？能和我们说说这个数字里面,所包含的缘由吗？”这样说着,魔法扩音器也伸到了丽莎阿姨面前。 „It is not the reason at the worst, but was in the family/home just had the fool who three life cannot take care of oneself well.” Faces the loudspeaker, Aunt Lisa is caressing the half charming elegant face lightly, reveals 12 wife's makings. “也不是什么大不了的原因,只不过是家里刚刚好有三个生活不能自理的笨蛋罢了。”面对着扩音器,丽莎阿姨轻抚着半边妩媚俏脸,露出十二分人妻的气质。 „, Did these three dishes, do for three important family members? Really great, it seems like our Lisa players, besides cook excellent, is the good wife and loving mother of impressive admiration.” “哦哦哦,原来这三道菜,是为了三个重要的家人而做吗？真伟大,看来我们的丽莎选手,除了厨艺高超以外,还是位让人惊叹敬佩的贤妻良母。” The Ral three people of groups under stage, bring together at this time, has cried tears person. 台下的拉尔三人组,此时抱成一团,已经哭成泪人似的。 „wū oh oh oh, Lisa, sorry, I made a mistake, last night should not hide the truth from you to go to the bar to drink late at night to come back.” Uncle Ral kneels down, is falling face up the upper part, angrily roars upwards, a bitter appearance. “呜噢噢噢,丽莎,对不起,我错了,昨晚不应该瞒着你去酒吧喝到深夜才回来。”拉尔大叔跪倒在地,倒仰着上半身,朝天怒吼,一副痛心疾首的模样。 „Yes, even if runs away to drink secretly, we should not lie to Aunt Lisa, said that volunteers for military service on own initiative, must go to nearby the camp surroundings to go on patrol, prevents suddenly to present monster the excellent god birthday to disrupt.” “是啊,就算偷偷跑去喝酒,我们也不该向丽莎大嫂说谎,说是主动请缨,要去营地周围附近巡逻,防止突然出现怪物将大好的神诞日扰乱。” Doug is covering the chest, the pale color of whole face, as if received through also wanted the mind heavy losses of pain compared with an arrow. 道格捂着胸口,满脸的苍白颜色,仿佛受了比一箭穿心还要痛苦的心灵重创。 „Gets drunk goes home, the hall spits everywhere is, to fear Aunt Lisa punishes, pulls several cattle to put outside secretly......” “喝醉回家的时候,把大厅吐的满地都是,为了怕丽莎大嫂责罚,就在外面偷偷牵回几头牛羊放到里面……” Doug squats, is hugging baldly, the regret does not deserve beginning. 道格蹲下去,抱着光头,悔不该当初。 Regret appearance that three grown man postures vary, is similar to some startled peerless carving master, subject that carves named 【Man of confession】 Statue. 三个大男人姿势各异的后悔模样,就如同某个惊才绝世的雕刻大师,所雕刻的主题名为【忏悔的男人】的雕像。 Hey, here heard. 喂喂喂,这里都听到了哦。 Looks at three fool strips, has a look on the face again smile even more bright Aunt Lisa, my streaming with sweat. 看着三个笨蛋条子,再看看脸上笑容越发灿烂的丽莎阿姨,我汗如雨下。 Can't you really look on the bright side of thing? 你们就真的那么想不开吗？ „To...... was right, can please ask, what were the names of these three dishes?” “对……对了,能请问一下,这三道菜的名字叫什么吗？” The nameless imposing manner on Aunt Lisa sending out, making me not use the polite expression voluntarily, the vision also became cautious, prepared for can make like the matrix in momentarily develops like that high-end dodge, the kitchen knife on her hand, when will for fear that fly. 丽莎阿姨身上散发出来的一股无名气势,让我不自觉地用上了敬语,目光也变得小心翼翼,做好随时能做出如同骇客帝国里面演得那般高端的躲闪的准备,生怕她手上的菜刀,什么时候就会飞出去。 „Yes, indeed should give a name of pleasant to hear to be right to them, I was still pondering over a moment ago should take what good, the luck of elder, now has taken.” “是呢,的确应该给它们取一个好听的名字才对,我刚才还在琢磨着该取什么好,托凡长老的福,现在已经取好了。” Aunt Lisa the talent kitchen knife in hand in a flash, sees only the white light to flash through gently, was placed on the block a live fish, immediately body branch family, was cut the fish head by a blade neatly, that pair of muddy fish, has not as if been able to believe that own body does not have, the tail is still swinging subconsciously, mouth still unwilling opens whole, cut off the person of throat like one, going all out to want the air suction lung. 丽莎阿姨手中的才菜刀轻轻一晃,只见白光闪过,被放在砧板上一条生鱼,立刻身首分家,被一刀整齐切下了鱼头,那双浑浊的鱼目,似乎还不敢相信自己的身体已经没了,尾巴还在下意识摆动,嘴巴犹自不甘的一开一阖,就像一个被割断喉咙的人,拼命想将空气吸入肺中。 Next, the blood splashes all at once, several drops of sputtering on Aunt Lisa's beautiful face, the temperate smile on her showing, exaggeration like falling the cherry equally is bright red sad touching. 一刀切下,鲜血飞溅,几滴溅射在丽莎阿姨的美丽脸庞上,将她上面露出的温和笑容,渲染的如同落樱一样凄美鲜红。 „The first name, red-roast Ral.” On the face is smiling, however in her words does not have the slight happy expression. “第一道菜名,红烧拉尔。”脸上笑着,但是她的话里却没有丝毫的笑意。 Immediately, Uncle Ral under stage, as if the sympathize, turns into the fish that on the block that was reduced the fish head, sways back and forth to twitch to struggle on the ground unceasingly. 顿时,台下的拉尔大叔,仿佛感同身受,变成了砧板上那条被砍掉鱼头的鱼般,不断在地上打滚抽搐挣扎。 „The second name......” “第二道菜名……” Saying, Aunt Lisa's hand, grasps without hesitation to the under foot prepares the good basket, raised inside old mother hen, agile turned the chicken neck, the skilled strangling to death movement, let this giggle is only called the old mother hen, has not felt slightly painfully, foxnut one crooked, that patted the wing of fan unceasingly, soft wadding weak hung, did not have the sound again. 说着,丽莎阿姨的手,毫不犹豫抓向脚下准备好的笼子,将里面的老母鸡提起,利索的将鸡脖子一扭,熟练的绞杀动作,让这只咯咯叫着的老母鸡,没有感到丝毫痛苦,鸡头一歪,那不断拍扇的翅膀,软绵无力的垂了下去,再也没有声息。 „Boils in its own broth without soy sauce Doug!!” “清炖道格！！” As if squeezes out to be the same from the gap between teeth, Aunt Lisa discussed every single word or phrase, Doug that immediately, the whole face paces back and forth grabs the neck, painful but actually. 仿佛从牙缝里挤出一样,丽莎阿姨一字一句念道,顿时,满脸彷徨的道格抓着脖子,痛苦的倒了下去。 „Last......” “最后一道……” Will place the one side, was being covered by the wooden cover, does not know that in installed the basin of what food, lifts front, lifts the wooden lid, inside is raising a basin fresh small clam impressively. 将放在一旁,被木盖子盖着,不知道里面装了什么食材的盆子,抬到面前,掀开木盖,里面赫然是养着一盆鲜活的小蛤蜊。 Fishes these clams, by pouring into without hesitation boils in the hot water of bubbling, looks that the one after another small clam was burnt instantaneously ripe, opens the shell to reveal inside clam meat, she fishes rapidly, burns another bowl top up fever, scatters the ginger, on the smile of blackening, small mouth slightly, had said slowly. 将这些蛤蜊捞起,毫不犹豫的倒入旁边烧开冒泡的热水里面,看着一个个小蛤蜊被瞬间烫熟,张开壳子露出里面的蛤肉,她迅速捞起,将另外一个锅子添油烧烫,撒姜,已然黑化的笑脸上,小嘴微张,缓缓说道。 „Stir-fries Gopher!” “爆炒格夫！” Gopher also but actually. 格夫也倒了下去。 Under the field goes on stage, speechless, many men have had tears streaming down the face —— beauty, although is good, but family's yellow-faced old women suit themselves. 场上场下,一片无语,许多男人已经泪流满面——美女虽好,但还是家里的黄脸婆适合自己啊。 „~~ haha ~~ also...... also is really the unusual name, then, wish the Lisa player to win the championship at one fell swoop, we continue interview next...... next......” “哈~~啊哈哈~~还……还真是奇特的菜名,那么,祝丽莎选手能够一举夺冠,我们继续采访下一个……下一个……” Aunt Lisa will not win the championship absolutely, depends on these three 【Mysterious】 Name, even if she does again how delicious also useless, Akara and Aalto Liya want, several thousand men under field will not approve. 不会,丽莎阿姨绝对不会夺冠的,就凭这三个【神奇】的菜名,哪怕她做的再怎么好吃也没用,阿卡拉和阿尔托莉雅愿意,场下的数万男人也不会认同。 Departure that flees from calamity to resemble, I and am gasping for breath in gulps. 逃难似的离开现场,我和菲妮大口大口喘着气。 „Good...... good terrifying meow ~~ ~” “好……好恐怖喵~~~” wū that poor|Fei chokes with sobs swallows said, then raised the head, cautious, having a fear to visit me. 菲妮泣不成声的呜咽道,然后抬起头,小心翼翼,带着那么点恐惧的看着我。 „Table...... cousin meow, after Miss Sarah she...... her,............ won't turn into this appearance......?” “表……表哥喵,莎拉小姐她……她以后也……也不会……不会变成这个样子……吧？” „Ripped your Raven mouth!” “撕了你这张乌鸦嘴！” I am cancelling corners of the mouth immediately, pulls bitterly toward the two sides, this fellow...... my family's Sarah will not become that fearful!!! 我立刻勾着菲妮的嘴角,恨恨地往两边拉扯开来,这家伙……我家的莎拉才不会变得那么可怕！！！ However...... uh-huh, how should say that all are completely expected. 不过……嗯哼,该怎么说呢,一切尽在预料之中。 Looked up. next, discovered that many male audience, were in a cheek broken puzzled expression, is completely the pitiful condition in field littered with corpses, on the face is egg broken expression I, in the heart immediately had/left one pleased 抬头看了场下一眼,发现许多男性观众,都还处于一脸蛋碎的纠结表情之中,完全是尸横遍野的惨状,脸上同是蛋碎表情的我,心中顿时多出了一股快意。 What kind of, chooses Aunt Lisa as the interviewee really right, just like I said before, do not think that my egg hurts, everyone under Hell sees group of Spain and France together the bastard!! 怎么样,选择丽莎阿姨作为采访对象果然没错吧,正如我之前说的,别想我一个人蛋疼,所有人都一起下地狱见路西法吧混蛋！！ Looking at it like this, I really am, even if the egg hurt can still calculate that perhaps the exhaustive man, the fearful attribute...... will grow into very fearful fellow like this in the future also perhaps, was honored as also has another 100 conquering king Wu Fan that besides the singing sound conquered the universe method!!! 这样看来,我果然是个即使蛋疼了也能算无遗漏的男人,这样的可怕属性……或许将来自己会成长为非常可怕的家伙也说不定,被誉为除了歌声以外还拥有另外一百种征服宇宙方法的征服王吴凡！！！ Next, selects the interview of cure effect. 下一个,来点治愈效果的采访。 Complacent wants to end, I transferred the vision again, finally falls to Sister Karina That side. 洋洋得意的想完,我再次将目光转了一圈,最后落到卡丽娜大姐那边。 Mentioned Sister Karina's words, to her first impression was attractive, straightforward, was domineering onee-sama, but after truly understanding, discovered that this seemingly strong woman, is actually hiding very slender and frail side. 说起卡丽娜大姐的话,对她的第一个印象是漂亮,豪爽,是强势型的御姐,不过真正了解以后,才发现这个看似坚强的女人,其实隐藏着十分纤细和脆弱的一面。 A good flower, by high especially that orangutan spoiling. 多好的一朵花呀,就被高特那头猩猩给糟蹋了。 „What splendid emaciated look will the Karina player bring to us?” “卡丽娜选手会给我们带来什么样精彩的菜色呢？” Enters the interview time, I discovered surprisedly, Sister Karina on the stage places is completely some fruits, is also in the majority by the banana. 进入采访时间,我惊奇的发现,卡丽娜大姐台上摆放的尽是一些水果,其中又以香蕉居多。 „Hehe, Wu small...... does every elder might as well go ahead and guess?” Sister Karina toward my cunning winked the winking beautiful eye. “呵呵,吴小……凡长老不妨猜猜看？”卡丽娜大姐朝我狡黠的眨了眨美目。 „Fruit hors d'oeuvre?” “水果拼盘？” My without hesitation replied, no matter what who saw on the stage is placing more than ten fruits, such stance, in the mind also met first to think of this name. 我毫不犹豫的回答道,任谁看到台上摆放着的十多种水果,这样的架势,脑海之中也会第一个想到这个名字吧。 However...... can the fruit hors d'oeuvre be a dish? 不过……水果拼盘能算是一道菜吗？ Really, Karina is smiling shaking the head. 果然,卡丽娜微笑着摇了摇头。 „Every elder guesses that ~ wrong ~ Luo ~~ is the banana faction is right.” “凡长老猜~错~罗~~是香蕉派才对。” „This good meow, I like the sweets meow ~~” “这个不错喵,我喜欢甜食喵~~” poor|Fei snatches scene collects, looks at the above fruit sparklingly, the eye shows the happy expression. 菲妮抢镜头似的凑上来,看着上面的水果,眼睛闪闪发光的露出幸福表情。 Therefore the stage next important goods numerous, recorded in this important information the book seriously, some people have turned oneself inventory impatiently, looked that can collect to make the banana sent the apple pie and so on material. 于是台下一大帮菲妮众,郑重将这条重要的信息记到了本子上,有些人已经迫不及待的翻起了自己的物品栏,看能不能凑出做成香蕉派苹果派之类的材料。 „? Have I only heard the apple pie, the banana faction what's the matter? Can share with everyone?” “哦？我只听说过苹果派,香蕉派是怎么回事？能和大家分享一下吗？” Opposite I reach the loudspeaker, immediately, these are busy with fan who takes the note, a face cheers, almost does not have excited pledging yourself. 我将扩音器伸向对面,顿时,那些忙于做笔记的菲妮粉丝,一脸欢呼,差点没激动的以身相许。 Gets the hell out your dead base men! 滚蛋吧你们这些死基佬！ „Actually also has nothing, is not the specially delicious thing.” Sister Karina shows the puzzle expression, the smile said slightly. “其实也没什么,不是特别好吃的东西。”卡丽娜大姐露出稍稍困扰的表情,微笑道。 „Just my family that especially likes eating the banana, therefore makes this appearance arbitrarily, the words of average person, are perhaps more suitable to eat the apple pie, only then my family that banana crazily regardless of many can eat up.” “只不过我家那位,特别喜欢吃香蕉,所以才擅自做成这个样子,普通人的话,或许更适合吃苹果派吧,只有我家那位香蕉狂才会无论多少个都能吃得下。” „Everyone hears not to have, was really virtuous, the husband of Karina player, was really happy.” “大家听到没有,真是太贤惠了,卡丽娜选手的丈夫,真的是太幸福了。”