********************************************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************************************* It seems like this two fellow acted seriously, must represent the restaurant that the family several thousand years spreads, fights the taste field in this...... not, is in the alliance's first kitchen god competition contend, whom comparing is Rogue first. 看来这两个家伙是动真格的了,要代表自己家族数千年流传下来的餐馆,在这个斗味场……哦不,是联盟第一届厨神大赛里一较高下,比比谁才是罗格第一。 At once, the entire arena filled glorious ancient competition aura, as if the millenniums complaints and hopes agglomerated in this, inflated unceasingly ferments, is fermenting the serious aura of blowing up for rain. 一时之间,整个赛场弥漫上了一股悠久古老的比赛气息,仿佛千年的怨念以及期盼都积聚于此,不断膨胀发酵,酝酿着山雨欲来风满楼的沉重气息。 The audience is glad to see that the competition is so intense, has the quality of being worth looking, but as the friend of that two fellow, I felt sincerely, good that this first do not decide, at least do not put out that earnest imposing manner, as if loses, lost for generations share together, this shouldering was too heavy, even if the adventurer will, cannot lose. 观众是乐得见到比赛如此激烈,才更有看头,不过作为那两个家伙的朋友,我真心觉得,这个第一还是不要决出来的好,至少不要拿出那么认真的气势,仿佛一个输掉,就是将祖祖辈辈的份给一起输了,这种背负太沉重了,哪怕冒险者的心志,都输不起。 cough cough, in brief, making us anticipate the appearance of dark horse. 咳咳,总而言之,让我们期待黑马的出现吧。 Abandons to start flaming to burn the colonel and fighting of founder of two people of fast-food restaurant black flame, I change to other places the vision. 撇下开始熊熊燃烧着黑焰的上校和教主二人的快餐店之斗,我将目光转到其他地方。 Must say that recent words, now is certainly recent to Aunt Lisa's kitchen, a moment ago how many steps without seeing staggered, threw on her kitchen stage block, almost must ferment the massacre, turned into a delicious pudding? 要说最近的话,现在当然是离丽莎阿姨的厨房最近,没看见刚才菲妮踉跄几步,就扑到了她的厨台砧板上,差点就要酿出惨案,变成一道美味可口的菲妮布丁吗？ However, just interviewed Ricken and Hans, the atmosphere of competition because of two people the family sense of responsibility substitution, but feels depressing, at this time came selecting interviews with ease, easing up the atmosphere is quite good. 不过,刚刚采访完里肯和汉斯,比赛的气氛因为两人将家族责任感代入,而倍感压抑,这种时候还是来点让人轻松的采访,缓和一下气氛比较好。 Is grasping Aunt Lisa of kitchen knife, definitely is not an easy good choice. 握着菜刀的丽莎阿姨,肯定不会是一个轻松的好选择。 Whom do I have a look...... to ask to be good? Sister Karina? Although is a good choice, Sister Karina truly is temperate open beautiful onee-sama, but as the host, is always partial to own acquaintance does not seem good. 我看看……找谁好呢？卡丽娜大姐？虽然是个不错的选择,卡丽娜大姐确实是个温和开朗美丽的御姐,但作为主持人,老是偏向自己的熟人似乎不大好吧。 Therefore my vision transferred an angle again, finally falls to some of probably four o'clock direction lends face genial aura, has the simple and honest and cheerful makings on grassland being in sole possession, understood at a glance in Rogue lived on the aunt of most lifetime. 所以我的目光再次转了一个角度,最后落到大概四点钟方向的某个散发出一脸和善气息,具有着草原上独有的淳朴和豁朗气质,一看就知道是在罗格生活了大半辈子的大妈身上。 „Aunt hello/you good.” “大妈你好。” Arrives at the front, first, I show the human and animals harmless smile, said a hello. 走到面前,首先,我露出人畜无害的笑容,打了一声招呼。 „......, Long long...... long Boss person you good.” “啊……咦,长长长……长老大人您好诶。” The aunt does not seem to think at own some day meeting television, regarding my sudden appearance, appears likes a cat on hot bricks, after stopping living in hand hastily, the hands and feet does not know where should toward put, laughs foolishly anxiously. 大妈似乎没有想到自己有朝一日会上电视,对于我的突然出现,显得局促不安,连忙停下手中的活以后,手脚都不知道该往哪里放,紧张地一个劲傻笑。 „Listens to aunt's voice, seems like the person in Cade village.” “听大妈的口音,似乎是凯德村的人吧。” In order to relax aunt's tense feeling, I start to try crooked line of national salvation, first chats. 为了缓和大妈的紧张感,我开始尝试着曲线救国,先拉拉家常。 „, Is the drop, the long Boss person is really fierce, guesses, I am the Cade village drop person.” The aunt shows the smile that admires and is honored. “诶,是滴,长老大人真厉害,一猜就着,我就是凯德村滴人诶。”大妈露出佩服和荣幸的笑脸。 I: „......” 我:“……” This is not the specially fierce matter, lived some time person in the camp, can listen to the unique voices of some villages somewhat, I just know that exactly, it seems like is really the elder aura effect. 这也不是特别厉害的事情吧,在营地生活了一段时间的人,多多少少都能听出一些村落的独特口音,我只不过是恰好知道罢了,看来果然是长老光环的效应啊。 „cough cough, Cade rural population, the Cade village is a good place.” “咳咳,凯德村人啊,凯德村可是个好地方。” Coughs lightly several, saying that I continue to try to get close. 轻咳几声,我继续套近乎的说道。 „Yes, although does not dare saying that is the Rogue grassland drop's first village, is our village drop person, one after another withstand/top caw caw.” “是诶,虽然不敢说是罗格草原滴第一村,可是我们村滴人啊,一个个都是顶呱呱诶。” Really, my such saying, aunt's expression relaxes immediately much, brings incomparably proudly raises head to say slightly. 果然,我这样一说,大妈的表情立刻舒缓了不少,带着无比自豪的微微仰头说道。 „It seems like our aunt players, like oneself hometown very much meow ~~ ~” “看来我们的这位大妈选手,很喜欢自己的家乡喵~~~” poor|Fei toward the stage , the smart-alecky lovable jogging swung the slender finger, that pure natural false mother moe the attribute, in an instant sprouted to kill an important goods person, as if had more and more people to collect toward group of fans that side. 菲妮朝台下,俏皮可爱的轻摇了摇纤细手指,那纯天然的伪娘萌属性,刹那间就萌杀了一大帮人,似乎有越来越多人往菲妮粉丝团那边凑了。 „Can represent such a by oneself proud village, stands on the competition stage, aunt's cook should be splendid.” “能代表这样一个让自己自豪的村子,站在比赛台上,想必大妈的厨艺应该非常出色吧。” A topic revolution, I returned to the subject with no trace. 话题一转,我不着痕迹的回到了正题上。 „Hehe,...... did not have the long Boss person you saying that the drop was so exaggerating.” Aunt embarrassed smiling of, but the proud expression on face has not actually removed. “啊呵呵,也……也没有长老大人您说滴那么夸张诶。”大妈不好意思的笑了笑,但是脸上的自豪表情却没有褪去。 „Speaking in the Cade village drop words, that arrives is not I boasted, the long Boss person you have a look at my.” “不过说到在凯德村滴话,那到不是我自夸,长老大人您看看我这手诶。” Saying, the aunt is extending a pair of hand, shines before me, this is both hands of pair of extremely common working woman, the nail twists dry, palm crude, and powerful, pointed above to grow many calluses. 说着,大妈将一双手伸出来,亮在我面前,这是一双极其常见的劳动妇女的双手,指甲干燥歪曲,掌心粗糙,而又有力,手指上面长了不少的老茧。 „It can be said that to us what special place aunt your both hands do have?” Looks right and left, I have not seen any unusual place, the doubts asked. “能给我们说说大妈你这双手有什么特别之处吗？”左看右看,我都没看出什么奇特的地方,不由疑惑问道。 „, This is the hand of Sun.” “不得了,这可是太阳之手诶。” Proud and shy, aunt every single word or phrase, as if contains hugely what secret, pulls down the chin slightly, collects a point, told me seriously powerfully. 自豪而又腼腆,大妈一字一句的,仿佛其中蕴含着什么天大秘密般,微微压低下巴,凑上来一分,郑重有力的告诉我。 „Too...... the hand of Sun?” “太……太阳之手？” Although the reason is different, but I and held breath as if by prior agreement a cold air/Qi. 虽然原因不同,但我和菲妮都不约而同的倒吸了一口冷气。 Coach, copyright issue real real man? 教练,版权问题真的大丈夫？ „Table...... cousin meow, although is not quite clear, but sounds like very fierce appearance meow ~~” “表……表哥喵,虽然不大明白,但是听起来好像很厉害的样子喵~~” poor|Fei drew my sleeves, nervous saying, looks at aunt's look, becomes has profound respect. 菲妮拉了拉我的衣袖,紧张兮兮的说道,看着大妈的眼神,也变得肃然起敬起来。 Is similar, suddenly knows present seemingly ordinary, the pork man of undistinguished appearance, is the legendary domestic-made icy paint is the same. 就仿佛,突然知道了眼前的貌似普通,其貌不扬的猪肉佬,就是传说中的国产凌凌漆一样。 „It can be said that to us what background this pair too...... this name does have?”, I decided the name in the past, to reduce danger of one point of right infringement ambiguously as far as possible. “能给我们说说这双太……这个名字有什么来头吗？”顿了顿,我决定还是将名字含糊过去,尽量减少一分侵权的危险。 „The hand of this pair of Sun, like Sun......” “这双太阳之手诶,就是像太阳一样……” Does not know that is because receives too 【bi】 The influence of hand, aunt's voice and expression, suddenly become in our eyes deeper than previous moment and vicissitudes, seems hiding innumerable story the woman of concealing identity. 不知道是不是因为受到太【哔】之手的影响,大妈的声音和表情,在我们眼中都突然变得比前一刻深沉和沧桑了许多,仿佛是藏着无数故事的隐姓埋名的女人。 „Sun is anything, to us, Sun is life, has Sun, we drop the crops to grow, we raise the drop chicken duck, can live, we can see the light.” “太阳是啥,对我们来说,太阳就是生命,有太阳,我们滴庄稼才能生长,我们养滴鸡鸭,才能活下来,我们才能看到光明诶。” Aunt's rhythmical several fingers said to us, most afterward a statement. 大妈有板有眼的数着指头给我们说道,最后来了一句陈词。 „Therefore , the long Boss person, Sun, is life.” “所以说,长老大人,太阳,就是生命诶。” „Original...... so that's how it is.” “原……原来如此。” In an instant, I was also blown, felt at present this aunt is not very simple, according to this view, this both hands, how could it not be that...... that is the hand of life, can control others' life and death light? 刹那间,我也被镇住了,感觉眼前这位大妈十分的不简单,按照她这个说法,她这双手,那……那岂不就是生命之手,可以掌控别人的生死光明？ „Good...... good fierce meow, no wonder the cousin must say since old times the expert in the folk meow ~~ ~” “好……好厉害喵,难怪表哥要说自古高手在民间喵~~~” Let alone poor|Fei, on small face shocks and looks up to brim in outside, both legs trembled. 菲妮就更别说,小脸上的震惊和仰望洋溢于外,两条腿都哆嗦起来了。 Not......, although in the wording can understand, but this aunt has obviously surpassed at present completely 【Expert】 The category, I in refuted one at heart secretly. 不……虽然字面上是可以这么理解,但是眼前这位大妈明显已经完全超出【高手】的范畴了,我在心里暗暗反驳了一句。 „What was aunt to make before?” “大妈以前是做什么的？” I rumble swallowed one, cautious, asked with the devout mentality, then realized anything, lowered the sound, supplemented one. 我咕噜的吞咽了一声,小心翼翼,怀着虔诚的心态问道,接着意识到什么,压低声音,补充了一句。 „Relax, I will not tell others.” “放心吧,我不会告诉别人的。” „This...... this also has nothing drops at the worst.” “这……这也没啥大不了滴。” Regarding my look with deep veneration, the aunt as if quite feels embarrassed, the pink color that a face shy reorganization the head is wearing sends the band, two shakes like the sending silk that the cricket turns upwards high, then twists the mouth sidewise the mouth toward us, shows the grassland female unique neat smile. 对于我的肃然神色,大妈似乎颇感不好意思,一脸腼腆的整理着头上戴的粉色发箍,两根像蟋蟀一样高高翘起的发丝一抖一抖,然后朝我们咧开嘴巴,露出草原女子特有的清爽笑容。 „I, before was to help in the village the drop pig vaccination receive.” “我啊,以前是帮村里滴猪接种接生诶。” I: „......” 我:“……” poor|Fei: „......” 菲妮:“……” „This...... this aunt player also really has the literary talent, the hand of Sun, is really a good name, ~~ haha ~~” corners of the mouth pull to wipe the stiff smile, I at heart, have gotten angry but actually 100 Empire State Building. “这……这位大妈选手还真有文采,太阳之手,真是个好名字,哈~~啊哈哈~~”嘴角扯出一抹僵硬的微笑,我在心里,已经将帝国大厦怒倒了一百遍。 The pit father this is!!! 坑爹啊这是！！！ „Cousin, meow wū wū ~~” “表哥,喵呜呜~~” Of major rises, is directly like by the kitten of dripping wet, dejected is calling out in grief, if the head has a cat ear, now also definitely following the both sides, soft weak hanging pastes. 大起大落的菲妮,则是直接像被淋湿的小猫一样,垂头丧气的悲鸣着,若是头上有一副猫耳,现在也肯定是顺着两侧,软绵绵无力的垂贴下去。 „Also nothing special.” “也没什么特别诶。” Smiles the Jungt pure aunt, obviously has not noticed our mood , to continue shyly is manipulating own sending band, said. 笑容特纯洁的大妈,显然并没有注意到我们的情绪,继续腼腆的摆弄着自己的发箍,说道。 „Just is because made the most lifetime, is more skilled than others, therefore everyone managed me to have such a few words......” “只不过是因为做了大半辈子,比其他人熟练一些诶,所以大家都管我起了这样一句话……” „What words?” “什么话？” Very shy aunt, made excuses low voice some little time, said one to us. 十分害羞的大妈,支支吾吾了好一会儿,才小声跟我们说了一句。 „Touches someone to be pregnant, stares someone miscarriage.” “摸谁谁怀孕,瞪谁谁流产。” I: „......” 我:“……” poor|Fei: „......” 菲妮:“……” „Really...... is really very serious analogy, after ~~ haha ~~” continues Empire State Building, the Pentagon again by me is trampled flat 100 times. “真……真是十分不得了的比喻,哈~~啊哈哈~~”续帝国大厦之后,五角大楼再次被我踏平了一百次。 „Ok, making us come to see, what emaciated look today aunt must bring to us, can say to the audience?” “好了,让我们来看看,今天大妈要给我们带来什么样的菜色,能给观众们说说吗？” In order to avoid continuing, in this on topic that makes one want to hit the wall pesters, I hastily thread of conversation one revolution, and suspend the magic loudspeaker to the aunt in front. 为了避免继续在这个让人想撞墙的话题上面纠缠下去,我连忙把话锋一转,并将魔法扩音器摆到大妈面前。 „This...... this............” “这个……这个……诶……” The first experience arrives so 【High magic】 The thing, the aunt seems helpless, is staring at the present loudspeaker stubbornly, as if cannot comprehend completely, can the thing that this loses swarthily, how make that big sound? 第一次见识到如此【高魔法】的玩意,大妈显得不知所措,死死盯着眼前的扩音器,似乎完全搞不懂,这黑不溜丢的东西,咋就能发出那么大的声音诶？ „I...... I...... today must...... making the drop today am...... am the Cade style roasting pig.” “我……我今天……今天要给……给做滴是……是凯德式烤乳猪。” Some little time, aunt stutter like this said that the appearance that unease sitting or standing, left Panyou gives a thought, lets a audience funniness under stage. 好一会儿,大妈才结结巴巴的这样说道,那副坐立不安,左盼右顾的样子,让台下的观众一阵好笑。 „Can introduce the material to us?” “能给我们介绍一下材料吗？” „Is...... is the drop, is mainly this, just one month of big drop pig bastard.” The aunt points in the basin to process a clean young pig, said crampedly. “是……是滴诶,主要就是这个,刚刚一个月大滴猪崽子诶。”大妈指着盆里已经处理干净的一条小猪,局促说道。 „The vaccination receives to the pig, then with living does the pig child prepare food? The aunt is really...... the service is complete.” “给猪接种接生,然后再用生下来的猪崽做菜吗？大妈还真是……服务周全啊。” I wiped the slightly perspiration on forehead, suddenly felt, perhaps this ordinary aunt, really has does not select ordinary, if the youth can become adventurer, perhaps now is to also stir one reign of terror big character. 我擦了擦额头上的微汗,突然觉得,这个平凡的大妈,或许还真有那么点不平凡,要是年轻时代能够成为冒险者的话,说不定现在也是搅起一片腥风血雨的大人物。 ” The name of this dish...... does the Cade style roasting pig, name by aunt's village? Does inside have what historical story? ” ”这道菜的菜名……凯德式烤乳猪,是以大妈的村子而命名吗？难道说里面有什么历史故事？” As a host, was at this kind of time, excavates theme that these made everyone be interested. 作为一个主持人,就是要在这种时候,发掘这些让大家感兴趣的题材。 „Yes, indeed has selects......” “是诶,的确是有那么点……” When my issue asked that for clarity, the aunt pupil shrank, then narrowed the eyes slightly, looked up to the sky, the whole body is sending out one 【In this story big has】 Aura. 当我这个问题问出的时候,很明显的,大妈瞳孔一缩,然后微微眯起,仰望着天空,浑身散发出一股【这里面故事大大的有】的气息。 „This Cade style suckling pig drop name, is actually the first appearance, is I names the drop arbitrarily.” “这个凯德式乳猪滴名字,其实是第一次出现,是我擅自命名滴诶。” „Meow meow meow, is the aunt the founder meow?” “喵喵喵,大妈就是创始人喵？” poor|Fei reveals the vision of a little small worship, I said that your little false mother, was too led into the atmosphere to feed easily! 菲妮又露出那么一点小崇拜的目光,我说你这小伪娘,太容易被带入气氛之中了吧喂！ „Why will name by own village, can tell inside story with us?” White eyes, I continue to ask. “为什么会以自己的村子命名,能和我们说说里面的故事吗？”白了菲妮一眼,我继续问道。 „Although is a little difficult, but, this is I drops the dream.” “虽然有点难以启齿,不过,这是我滴梦想诶。” The aunt is a little embarrassed, but actually visits us very earnestly seriously, looks at the audience. 大妈有点难为情,但却又十分认真严肃的看着我们,看着观众。 „As we all know, I drop the work the vaccination to receive to the pig, in this work, I increasingly realizes a ten points very serious drop matter.” “大家都知道,我滴工作是给猪接种接生,在这份工作中,我逐渐意识到一件十分十分严重滴事情诶。” , In our curious vision, she continued slow and powerful, expression dignified say/way. 顿了顿,在我们好奇的目光中,她继续缓而有力,表情凝重道。 „That is, why a drop of place around me, has Eagger Lees roasting pig, has Zamagni roasting pig, has the flange wonderful roasting pig, doesn't have Cade roasting pig only?” “那就是,为什么在我周围滴地方,有伊格里斯烤乳猪,有扎玛尼烤乳猪,有法兰奇烤乳猪,却唯独没有凯德烤乳猪诶？” This casual good matter is how serious! You meet to live to close a roasting pig trifling thing! Completely does not have any relation! Is Grandma Wolf? That wants to display the grill life that these give?!! 这种随便怎么都好的事情严重个屁呀！你接个生关烤乳猪个屁事呀！完全没有任何联系吧！是狼外婆吗？就那么想将那些自己赋予的生命摆上烤架吗？！！ I am roaring at heart, raised layer on layer/heavily flew 100 tea tables. 我在心里怒吼着,重重地掀飞了一百张茶桌。 Moreover hasn't this really related? Has infringed upon the right seriously, I seem to have heard the siren to approach, anyone, stops a bit faster the bastard to me!!! 而且这样真的没关系吗？已经严重侵权了吧,我似乎已经听到警笛声在逼近了,无论是谁,快点给我住手吧混蛋！！！ „Therefore, I drop vainly hoped for that is the creation is the village drop roasting pig, Cade style roasting pig.” Sweeps the front shyness fully, the aunt imposing manner compares four fingers toward us, announced loudly. “所以,我滴梦想就是创造属于自己村子滴烤乳猪,凯德式烤乳猪诶。”一扫前面的腼腆,大妈气势满满的朝我们比出四个指头,大声宣布。 „Today makes everyone has a look, my homemade drop Cade style roasting pig 4 th, even/including horse also likes eating the drop roasting pig!!” “今天就让大家看看,我自创滴凯德式烤乳猪四号,连马也爱吃滴烤乳猪诶！！” Why must force the horse to eat up this thing is not possible! horse is a vegetarian the bastard!! 为什么非得强迫马吃下这玩意不可！马是吃素的呀混蛋！！ I have been disinclined to explain that copyright issue, only hopes when can have the opportunity to go to a space and time administrative bureau, gives a ride one bottle of Aunt Lisa the specially-made jam, compels God to search to visit prisoners painstakingly anything. 我已经懒得去解释版权问题了,只希望什么时候能有机会去一趟时空管理局,捎上一瓶丽莎阿姨特制的果酱,给苦逼上帝探探监什么的。 „Good...... to be good, our aunt players brought very splendid speech to everyone, making us use the applause to encourage her, wish her Cade style roasting pig to be born smoothly.” “好……好了,我们的大妈选手给大家带来了非常精彩的发言,让我们用掌声鼓励她,祝她的凯德式烤乳猪能够顺利诞生吧。” Although I do not favor at present this only by the green grass juice that the aunt rubs to grind, wipes the glossy dark green strange color live pig, how can roast the delicious roasting pig. 虽然我一点都不看好眼前这只被大妈磨研出的青草汁,抹成油绿诡异颜色的生猪,能烤成如何好吃的烤乳猪。 Finished the interview after the aunt, I felt the incomparable prostration. 结束了对大妈的采访之后,我感觉无比虚脱。 The atmosphere that although interviewed was very joyful, the depressing atmosphere that a moment ago Ricken and Hans brought diluted much, but how...... to describe this powerless feeling? 虽然采访的氛围很快乐,将刚才里肯和汉斯带来的压抑气氛冲淡了不少,但是……怎么形容这种无力感好呢？ Always felt like short of a point anything at heart, for example moral integrity, again for example moral integrity, for example moral integrity. 心里总感觉好像少了一点什么,比如说节操,再比如说节操,又比如说节操。 But draws the peak on shoulder, as if had/left anything, for example right infringement crisis, again for example right infringement crisis, for example right infringement crisis. 而拉耸着的肩头上,似乎又多出了点什么,比如说侵权危机,再比如说侵权危机,又比如说侵权危机。 Doesn't such program...... really have the issue? 这样的节目……真的没问题吗？ ********************************************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************************************* Sought the recommendation, asked the monthly ticket, sought the subscription, tomorrow continues 7000 characters to make up, ~~ ~( to be continued. 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