ROTW :: Volume #9 暴走之血

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The scene of welcoming party was simpler, but the arrangement is very attentive. Especially transports from the wine of France is seething unceasingly the happy air bubble, made by the emperor himself treasure Baoji that on the table places is fluttering the rich fragrance of greeting the nostrils, hale and hearty tall and straight eighth group of high-quality regiments. 欢迎会的场面简单了一些,但是布置还是很用心的。尤其是空运自法国的葡萄酒正不断翻腾着欢乐的气泡,桌上摆放的御制珍宝鸡飘着扑鼻的浓香,还有硬朗挺拔的第八团高级军团。 ......, All were too perfect! 啊……,一切太完美了！ The camera of reporters has been flashing, issue also emerges one after another incessantly. They patted Colonel Palmer self-confident calm side, and enjoyed the front supper with the opposite party. 记者们的相机一直在闪动,各位问题也层出不穷。他们拍下了帕尔默上校自信从容的一面,并且和对方一起享受了前线的晚餐。 „Come......, Wishing God to bless America!” The welcoming party has continued for ten minutes, Colonel Palmer stands up, leading the people to raise glass to drink to heart's content together. “来……,愿上帝保佑美利坚！”欢迎会持续了十分钟,帕尔默上校站起身,带领众人一起举杯痛饮。 The good wine partner delicacies, the happy heart is full. 美酒伴佳肴,幸福感满满的。 The colonel feels the time to be similar, he is just about to leave the table. Suddenly the adjutant catches up to whisper in somebody's ear to say in a hurry: „Senior official, just assistant regimental commander Lieutenant Colonel Aidesen sent in the telegram, said in the Jiulong Jiang area discovery massive refugees. Refugees passing on a message armed forces east-bound.” 上校阁下觉着时间差不多,他正要离席。忽然副官匆匆赶来附耳低语道:“长官,刚刚副团长爱德森中校发来电报,说在九龙江地区发现大量难民。难民们传言军正在东进。” „I knew.” The colonel cannot set otherwise. The reporter of fellow guest inquired actually immediately what happened? He not care waves saying: „Enemy took an action, they are always upon the jump after at nightfall. However, does not need to care about them.” “我知道了。”上校阁下不可置否。同席的记者倒是立刻询问发生了什么事？他毫不在意的挥挥手说道:“敌人有所行动了,他们总是在入夜后跑来跑去。不过,没必要太在乎他们。” Shortly after the reporters write immediately writes quickly we to arrive, the enemy launched the cut-throat attack. But Colonel Palmer is self-poise, the director is steady. 记者们立刻挥笔疾书我们抵达后不久,敌人就发起了凶狠的攻击。但帕尔默上校镇定自若,指挥稳健。 The colonel does not want to appear extremely tense by oneself, can only continue to sit to continue to eat the point to drink the point to chat several, other accompany the military officer naturally immediately not to leave. 上校阁下不想让自己显得太过紧张,只能继续坐下来继续吃点喝点闲聊几句,其他陪同军官自然也不会立刻离开。 And after a while, the adjutant catches up to say once more: „Colonel, the Mt. Wufeng area discovers an enemy combat team. Division Commander white of South Korea first division proposed us to pay attention to enemy's military situation change, he said that the enemy was very possible is a armed forces division is throwing to us.” 而又过了一会,副官再次赶过来说道:“上校,五峰山地区发现敌人一个加强团。南棒第一师的白师长提请我们注意敌人的军情变化,他说敌人很可能是军一个师正在向我们扑来。” „The South Korea first division......?” Colonel Palmer has smiled. The South Korea army is a joke, the colonel is not glad Division Commander South Korea who which Japanese listens to train to talk nonsense. “南棒第一师……？”帕尔默上校不禁笑了起来。南棒军队一直就是个笑话,上校阁下才不乐意听哪位日本人训练出来的南棒师长胡说八道。 May in a while, self-poise Colonel Palmer receive the bad news once more. The adjutant notifies saying: „ The cavalry fifth group sealed up the motion of Nyongbyon path to be defeated, the traffic line to Yunshan shut off, the South Korea second armed forces were routed. 可没过多久,镇定自若的帕尔默上校再次收到坏消息。副官又来通报道:“骑兵第五团封闭宁边道路的行动失败了,通往云山的运输线被切断,南棒第二军被击溃。 Fifth group of John of abdicate colonel to send in the telegram saying that these defeats run away to the South Korea soldier are absentminded completely, after their fifth group motorcades is absent-minded with the clay sculpture, did not respond to the sound of gunfire of outside, does not have the expression. ” 第五团的约翰逊上校发来电报称,那些败逃到南棒士兵完全失魂落魄,经过他们第五团车队时都跟泥塑般恍恍惚惚,对外界的枪声毫无反应,也没有表情。” The situation was then urgent, Colonel Palmer sets out immediately. He orders decidedly according to the situation that the adjutant provides: „ Orders our pomegranate artillery camp to join immediately to the fifth group of support, the enemy of bombing interruption traffic line. 这下情况就紧急了,帕尔默上校当即起身。他根据副官提供的情况断然下令道:“命令我们的榴炮营立刻加入对第五团的支援,炮击截断运输线的敌人。 Orders the tenth anti-aircraft artillery to withdraw, orders the Mirkin camp contraction defense, ordering the South Korea 15 groups to take the guard, the order....... ” 命令第十高炮群后撤,命令米尔金营收缩防御,命令南棒15团作为后卫,命令……。” Colonel Palmer to affirm the expression that does not allow to question issues the order, but when he mentioned when South Korea 15 groups, the adjutant has to break him. 帕尔默上校以肯定而不容质疑的语气下达命令,可就当他提到南棒15团时,副官不得不打断他。 „Senior official, I am just about to report to you, the South Korea 15 groups just sent the telegram saying that meets the fly upon to retreat, we have not contacted with on them now.” “长官,我正要向您汇报,南棒15团刚刚发电报说遇到猛烈攻击要撤退,我们现在已经联系不上他们了。” What? Bastards! 啥？混蛋！ Hears the South Korea 15 groups not to relate unexpectedly, Colonel Palmer got angry. He pounds on the table suddenly, furious scolded: „Should these South Korea waste not break down?” 听到南棒15团居然联系不上,帕尔默上校真的发怒了。他猛然一拍桌子,大为光火的骂道:“这些南棒废物该不会又垮了吧？” The pig teammate always at crucial moments suddenly has problems each time, if South Korea 15 groups is too quick, then coordinates the US tenth anti-aircraft artillery of its combat to fall into the danger. Colonel Palmer gets angry immediately exclaims: „I want to shoot dead really......, Whoops!” 猪队友每次总是在关键时刻突然出问题,如果南棒15团垮的太快,那么配合其作战的美国第十高炮群就陷入危险中。帕尔默上校当即怒吼道:“我真想枪毙……,哎呦！” Raising hand that colonel ablazed with anger, but his belly also rumble said. The ache of web transmits from his abdomen, pain he has to the tiger change the cat, wrinkles the face to bend the waist. 上校阁下正怒气冲冲的一扬手,可他的肚子也跟着咕噜一声叫。钻心的疼痛从他腹部传来,疼的他不得不老虎变猫,皱着脸弯下了腰。 „Senior official, you how?” The adjutant was waiting for the order of own boss, may look at Colonel Palmer this appearance, as if a little big improper. “长官,你怎么了？”副官正在等待自己老大的命令,可看帕尔默上校这个样子,似乎有点大大的不妥啊。 The other military officers of fellow guest also hastily encircle, the inquiries of worry. Colonel Palmer with great difficulty slow initial ache, has stood diligently the body , to continue image that maintains his military might not to be invaded. 同席的其他军官也连忙围上来,一个个忧心的询问。帕尔默上校好不容易缓过初始的疼痛,努力站直了身子,继续维护他威武不可侵的形象。 „Nothing. Where just spoke of?......, The South Korea 15 groups have possibly given way. No matter we it, contacts the tenth artillery group to me immediately, order......, Order......, Order.......” “没什么。刚刚说到哪里了？哦……,南棒15团可能已经垮掉。我们不管它,立刻给我联络第十炮兵群,命令……,命令……,命令……。” The adjutant was waiting for the colonel saying that but face this of colonel actually will be intertwining. His belly gu keeping calling of gu, called him to the waist bend every time. The adjutant and subordinate military officer has to worry visits him, anticipating him to be able once more stiff back. 副官在等着上校说下去,可上校的脸这会却在纠结。他的肚子咕啊咕的叫个不停,每叫一声他都不得不把腰弯下去一点。副官和下属军官不得不忧心的看着他,期待他能再次挺直腰杆。 „Senior official, I gives you to call the military doctor.” The adjutant suggested sincerely. “长官,我去给您把军医叫来吧。”副官诚恳的建议道。 „No, issues mission orders is more important, I can also endure.” Colonel Palmer the hand supports the table to relax once more diligently. The reporter in distant place keeps taking immediately, this is persists in fighting in spite of one's illness, how the so noble mood can not leave behind a memento. “不,下达作战命令更重要,我还挺得住。”帕尔默上校手撑桌子再次努力直起腰。远处的记者立刻咔嚓咔嚓拍个不停,这可是带病坚持战斗,如此高尚的情怀怎能不留下个纪念。 If makes the American people know that has such an army to protect itself, that....... 如果让美国人民知道有这么一支军队守护自己,那么……。 The welcoming party scene emits loud fart suddenly, moreover wonderful smelly incomparable, is combining the excrement excrement flavor/smell. This unapproachable chemical attack is such sudden, all people unavoidable heard this......, He meow was too disgusting! 欢迎会现场忽然冒出一个响屁,而且奇臭无比,混杂着屎粪的味道。这无可匹敌的化学攻击来得是如此的突然,以至于现场所有人都无法避免的闻了一口这……,太他喵的恶心了！ The people appear aloof to this loud fart, everybody suddenly becomes serious, as if smelly fart does not exist. The adjutant even also approaches own boss, the smile is sorry saying: „Sorry, this is I puts.” 只是众人对这个响屁都显得无动于衷,大家忽然变得一本正经,仿佛臭屁根本不存在。副官甚至还更加靠近自己的老大,微笑抱歉道:“对不起,这个屁是我放的。” When what the reporters only haven't heard us are this peaceful getting out of the way? Here matter does not need to report. 记者们只当啥也没听到我们是不是该安静的走开？这里的事情就不需要报道了吧。 But this as if a signal, after having made a sound, then has not stopped. The adjutant discovered oneself did not have the means to replace that many fart, because braved along with smelly fart, accompanied Colonel Palmer to attend the welcoming party other military officers who also to start to bend the waist unceasingly, is covering own belly. 可这个屁仿佛一个信号,响了一声后接下来就没停。副官就发现自己没办法顶替那么多屁了,因为随着一个个臭屁冒出来,陪同帕尔默上校参加欢迎会的其他军官也开始不断弯下腰,捂着自己的肚子。 What is more fearful is opposite reporters also shouts the day to shout that crying out of place, some people of a few words did not say, turns around hastily to leave the scene of welcoming party, anxiously where to the stance of reincarnation be finding the person to inquire ‚restroom? Excuse me, where please tell my recent restroom?’ 更可怕的是对面的记者们也跟着呼天喊地的叫唤,有人一句话都不说,转身就匆匆离开欢迎会的现场,以急着投胎的架势找人询问‘厕所在哪里？拜托,请告诉我最近的厕所在哪里？’ „Senior official, I must leave.” “长官,我必须要离开一下。” „Senior official, I need to obtain your understanding.” “长官,我需要得到您的谅解。” „Senior official, I......, I......, I a little could not speak.” “长官,我……,我……,我有点说不出话来。” Accompanies the military officers is also facial color big change, departs in abundance. The person who then the adjutant also clearly attended welcoming party came across any issue they to have diarrhea collectively, moreover was very acute and serious having diarrhea. 陪同军官们也是面色大变,纷纷离去。这下副官也明白参加欢迎会的人遇到了什么问题他们集体拉肚子了,而且是非常急性并且严重的拉肚子。 The situation was too awful, this welcoming party is the adjutant arranges the arrangement, now had problems ready ready is his mistake. However......, Snatches the excrement to fire into the restroom for other wool person dogs generally, does Colonel Palmer actually also stand straightly is entirely still? 情况太糟糕了,这个欢迎会是副官安排布置的,现在出了问题妥妥是他的错。不过……,为毛其他人都狗抢屎一般冲向厕所,帕尔默上校却还站得笔直纹丝不动？ „Colonel, do you need to go to the bathroom? Did not need to endure again, I knew your feeling. Perhaps this is today's food a little issue, this is my mistake, I am sorry.” The adjutant does not attend to the room the ill-smelling stink, asking cautiously. “上校,您需要去方便一下吗？不用再忍了,我知道您的感受。也许这是今天的食物有点问题,这都是我的错,我很抱歉。”副官不顾房间里难闻的臭味,小心翼翼的问道。 Colonel Palmer expression being hard on face said a word extremely. Puzzled, angry, sorrowful, he finally unemotionally whispered: „Goes to take pants to me, I just that......, Has solved.” 帕尔默上校的脸上的表情极其难以言语。纠结,愤怒,悲哀,他最后面无表情的低语道:“去给我拿条裤子,我刚刚那个屁......,已经解决了。”
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