ROTW :: Volume #6 东京热

#556: Grief and indignation Beichuan boss

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While in a good mood goes, returns disappointed. Since that made into the pig head by Zhou Qingfeng in the evening, Beichuan Strip Division your excellency fell ill. The team leaders of this Xintien Group want to buoy up actually very much, maliciously retaliation, no matter but buoys up or retaliates cannot be the idle talk says randomly, this needs the manpower. 乘兴而去,败兴而归。自打那晚上被周青锋打成猪头,北川条司阁下就一病不起。这位新田组的组长倒是很想重新振作,狠狠报复,可不管振作还是报复都不能是空口乱讲,这是需要人手的。 But Beichuan boss leads to look for the trouble of Hashimoto Family, under the complete violent walks the clan elite has drawn, finally meets Zhou Qingfeng this evildoer/monstrous talent existence. More than 30 person does not handle others one, finally coming back of noisy earth grey face, falling ill may not only then Beichuan. 可是北川老大带队去找桥本家的麻烦,把手下全部暴走族的精锐都拉了出来,结果遇到周青锋这种妖孽般的存在。30多号人搞不定人家一个,最后闹个土头灰脸的回来,病倒的可不仅仅只有北川一个。 Does not clarify under really gets sick or the pretended illness, the key is side Beichuan only the remaining alone and forsaken several running dogs. By such selects the person, gives him ten courage not to dare to look for Hashimoto Family again troubled. 也闹不清手下是真病还是假病,关键是北川身边只剩下孤苦伶仃几个走狗。就靠这么点人,给他十个胆子也不敢再去找桥本家的麻烦了。 Beichuan boss gets sick in the hospital is quick one week, perhaps he also ponders over Zhou Qingfeng such entire him to extort a sum of money. If merely is asking for money, actually said fortunately. Spends the disappearing disaster, will have in the future always the opportunity of staging a comeback. 北川老大在医院一病就是快一个星期,他还琢磨着周青锋这么整他也许只是想勒索一笔钱。如果仅仅是要钱的话,其实还好说。花钱消灾嘛,日后总有东山再起的机会。 But this waits right and left does not have news, until having the television news of day of hospital ward has come up the news engine'knock' big event, Tokyo Yakuza Organization presents the unprecedented big transformation. 可这左等右等就是没消息,直到有天病房的电视新闻上来了条消息震爆大事件,东京都雅库扎组织出现前所未有的大变革。 Transformation? When saw that own head picture appears on the screen, Beichuan boss that drowned worries in drink has all spurted, stares to obloquy saying: „Baka, at my how meeting television?” 变革？当看到自己的头像出现在屏幕上,正在借酒浇愁的北川老大一口全喷了出来,瞪着眼睛大骂道:“八嘎,我怎么会上电视？” Regarding the Yakuza chieftain, the name passes on all sea is a very glorious matter. But the photo booth same was placed on the television screen to be teased with the most wanted terrorist, this was another matter. Side Beichuan remaining subordinates have gawked the god, disseminating news in careful one hear of news, all people have frightened that the judgment day approaches. 对于雅库扎头目而言,名传四海是一件很荣耀的事情。但大头贴跟个通缉犯一样被放在电视屏幕上被人调侃,这又是另外一件事了。就连北川身边残余的手下都愣了神,仔细一听新闻中的播报,所有人都有种世界末日来临的惶然。 On the screen appearance delightful female director was teasing Beichuan Strip Division, said that he was ‚since Meiji Period time, most planted, most had the sense of humor, most had the Yakuza chieftain of change consciousness and innovative spirit’. In the small picture of screen broadcasts the Hashimoto Na pain to punch one of the Beichuan Strip Division synchronously. 屏幕上长相甜美的女主持人正调侃北川条司,说他是‘自打明治时期以来,最有种,最有幽默感,最有改变意识和创新精神的雅库扎头目’。屏幕的小画面上同步播放桥本奈痛揍北川条司的一幕。 The beautiful young girls enter the stage on the incarnation have the soldier of superpower, waved to give Beichuan a Strip Division palm of the hand. Beichuan boss really affects to that palm of the hand profoundly, that is Zhou Qingfeng gives his palm of the hand when the photography, gave to be perplexed him at the scene. 美少女一出场就化身拥有超能力的战士,挥手间就给了北川条司一巴掌。北川老大对那一巴掌实在影响深刻,那就是周青锋在拍摄时给他的那一巴掌,当场就把他给打蒙了。 Now looks at the picture, Beichuan boss feels that on own face pains, the might of Wutzushan has a vivid memory as before. But teasing of female director actually thoroughly annoyed the wool him, „bastard, this at all was not I wants.” 现在重新看画面,北川老大都觉着自己的脸上隐隐作痛,五指山的威力依旧记忆犹新。可女主持人的调侃却是把他给彻底惹毛了,“混蛋,这根本不是我愿意的。” Anything......, Talked nonsense. I am set up the prestige, retaliate! 什么最最最……,统统都是胡说。我是去立威的,去报复的啊！ Beichuan boss was mad at the scene flies into a rage, works on the TV Tokyo that the cell phone gives to put the news to telephone, a opens mouth requests to remove the current news immediately, and apologized to him. 北川老大被气得当场暴跳如雷,抓起手机就给放新闻的东京电视台打电话,一张口就要求立刻撤下当前的新闻,并且向他道歉。 After indicating status, others television station that side wiring server actually serious apologized to Beichuan boss, may shortly after change the news manager to come, to open the mouth to ask: „Beichuan your excellency, can book time to make the interview with you?” 在表明身份后,人家电视台那边的接线服务生倒是一本正经的向北川老大道歉,可没多久换了个新闻主管来,开口就问道:“北川阁下,请问可以跟您预约一个时间做专访吗？” „Interview? I want you to remove the news!” “专访？我要你们撤新闻啊！” „You are the entire Japan are now most controversial and topical character, does not have one. The audiences were sick that daily looked the bureaucrats of government talked endlessly on the stage, regarding your this type the behavior that had unprecedentedly was interested very much, please certainly accept our interviews, asked!” “您现在是全日本最具争议和话题性的人物,没有之一。观众厌烦天天看政府的官僚在台上喋喋不休,对于您这种极具突破性的行为很感兴趣,请一定接受我们的专访,拜托了！” The entire Japan is most controversial and topical character, didn't have one? 全日本最具争议和话题性的人物,还没有之一？ Beichuan boss hoodwinked at the scene, matter that he has not known the video announce. Dizzy has made the telephone call, his delay asked to subordinate: „Exactly what happened?” 北川老大当场蒙了,他还不知道视频被公布的事呢。晕晕乎乎的挂了电话,他呆滞的向身边的手下问道:“到底发生什么事？” Several subordinates look at each other in blank dismay, but they access the net to search quickly. This internet, does not need to take a lot of care specially, Japanese Yahoo ! 24 hours of most fiery search word is Beichuan Strip Division, is at ‚HOT’ condition first. Second is Hashimoto Na, but data his half. 几个手下面面相觑,但他们很快上网搜索。这一上网么,都不用特别费心思,日本雅虎24小时最火热搜索词就是北川条司,处于‘HOT’状态的第一名。第二名是桥本奈,可数据连他一半都不到。 To put it bluntly, Zhou Qingfeng planned to improve the Hashimoto Na popularity, finally Beichuan Strip Division making well-known. After all beautiful young girl anything is actually very common, the Yakuza chieftain but who dares to have a joke backfire is hundred years is difficult to see. 说白了,周青锋原本打算提高桥本奈的知名度,结果无意间把北川条司给弄得尽人皆知。毕竟美少女什么的其实很常见,但敢于自讨没趣的雅库扎头目却是百年难见。 Sees such situation, Beichuan boss was at the scene embarrassed. He when the time comes also has thought young being well-known entire Japan can be what Zhong the scenery. Finally was now good, the entire Japan is disseminating his given name, but is actually irrelevant with the scenery least bit. 看到这样的情况,北川老大当场就囧了。他年轻到时候也曾经想过自己闻名全日本会是何种风光。结果现在好了,全日本真的都在传播他的大名,但跟风光却半点不着边际。 Especially the video discovers to come to see ‚beautiful young girl fights Yakuza’, Beichuan boss wants the dementia. He hopes this video, be only front military might fearsome one minute, the surface two minutes never are then taken to appear by the oppressive scene. 尤其是把‘美少女大战雅库扎’的视频找出来看一遍,北川老大更是要精神错乱。他多么希望这个视频只有前面自己威武可怖的一分钟,而后面两分钟被虐的场面永远不要出现。 Now the online death dwelling was exclaiming in surprise that so from oppressive only to hold the entertainer of red, finally gave itself handful to be red obstinately. Really has not thought that the Yakuza team leader goes all out for the enterprise unexpectedly like this. Office head who this type has the sense of responsibility is really rare. 现在网上的死宅都在惊叹如此自虐只为捧红自己旗下的艺人,结果愣是把自己给捧红了。实在没想到雅库扎的组长为了事业居然这样拼命。这种有责任心的事务所社长实在难得。 Sees such commentary, Beichuan boss sincerity wants the spitting blood bastard, I am the team leader of Xintien Group, I to not hold myself red. 看到这样的评论,北川老大真心要吐血混蛋,我是新田组的组长,我不是为了把自己捧红。 Dying by heartbreak Beichuan boss is really a little fresh does not have to be possible dispirited of love, he can suspect that his reputation becomes the laughingstock in the boryokudan, later had no way to mix absolutely. Because no one will want with he such vexed boss! 伤心欲绝的北川老大真是有点生无可恋的颓废,他可以猜想到他的名声在暴力团内成为笑柄,以后是绝对没法混了。因为谁也不会想要跟他这样窝囊的老大啊！ Repents, knock resounds from outside. Some people strip Si Song have wrapped sliver of wooden box to Beichuan, the outward appearance look very much is very fine. Opens the box to look, inside is long short two katanas. 自怨自艾之间,一阵敲门声从外头响起。有人给北川条司送了一件包裹来很长条的一个木盒子,外观看着还挺精美的。只是打开盒子一看,里头是一长一短两把武士刀。 „What is this?” Beichuan Strip Division guessed correctly that a possibility, the heart jumps immediately crazily. “这是啥意思？”北川条司猜到一个可能,当即心头狂跳。 Along with also letter that wrapping to come, what writing a letter is boss of Beichuan Strip Division. The general idea of letter is: Beichuan, you now are the shame of entire Japan. Your degeneration makes the blood boil, we shame are a companion with you. The chastity that in order to maintain us organizes, you commit hara-kiri! 随包裹而来的还有一份信,写信的是北川条司的老大。信的大意是:北川,你现在已经是全日本的耻辱。你的堕落令人发指,我们都羞于与你为伍。为了保持我们组织的纯洁,你还是切腹吧！ Has to make a mistake? This anything age, unexpectedly also the important person cut open the belly. The key is I do not want dead! 有没有搞错？这都什么年代了,居然还要人剖腹。关键是我不想死啊！ Beichuan looks in the box two blades, look being in a daze. But his nearby subordinate asked unexpectedly: „ boss, the present situation truly was called the person unable to accept, perhaps cut open the belly is recovers the reputation the good means. 北川看着盒子里两把刀,眼神怔怔的发愣。而他旁边的手下居然问道:“老大,眼下的情况确实太叫人无法接受了,也许剖腹是个挽回名誉的好办法。 It is said in the past Oda Nobunaga changed in Honnou-ji is also committed hara-kiri, believes that you also did this can also become the model of entire Japan, stimulated the Samurai spirit of entire Japanese man. If needed, I can for your mistake. ” 据说当年织田信长在本能寺之变中也是剖腹自杀的,相信您也这样做也能成为全日本的楷模,激发全日本男人的武士道精神。如果需要,我能为您介错。” The model your ghost, is wrong your ghost! What way of the martial artist does not have to relate with me, can't your this fellows urge me to bear patiently like Tokugawa Ieyasu? 楷模你个鬼,介错你个鬼！武士道更是跟我没什么关系,你们这帮家伙就不能劝我像德川家康一样隐忍吗？ „Bastard, Oda Nobunaga is burns oneself, is good?” Beichuan boss wants with under well to discuss on the historical issue very much, as for cutting open the belly this issue do not raise again. „I will not commit suicide, I also want to keep the useful body to create an enterprise.” “混蛋,织田信长是自己把自己烧死的,好不好？”北川老大很想跟手下就历史问题好好讨论一下,至于剖腹这种问题就不要再提了。“我是不会自杀的,我还想留着有用之身创造一番事业。” „What enterprise but can you have now? The boryokudan was absolutely impossible to accept you.” “可您现在还能有什么事业可言？暴力团是绝对不可能接受您了。” Shouting of Beichuan boss extreme grief and indignation shouts: „At my present popularity, goes to sea, when AV is male, isn't good?” 北川老大极度悲愤的嚷嚷道:“以我现在的知名度,下海当AV男优,不行啊？”
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