„You-Are-Shock!”
“You-Are-Shock!”Late at nightJapan, in the sound boxes of innumerabledeaddwellingspreadsthishoarse the singing sound of rupturing. Singsclassicsdubbing in music that does not fadeto fillto hear, callsfervorandwarm-blooded that the personin the heartraises unable to contain.
深夜时分的日本,无数死宅的音箱里传出这嘶哑而爆裂的歌声。传唱不衰的经典配乐灌入耳中,叫人心中升起无法遏制的激情和热血。Althoughis not the Hvideo of body fluidexchange, althoughis not, althoughis notgoes downcrisplythreegroupsprovoke the person, butthere arebeautiful young girlto be enough!
虽然不是什么体液交流的H视频,虽然不是什么啪啪啪的,虽然不是什么走下三路撩拨人的爽点,但有美少女就足够啦!Whensawin the videocruelBeichuanstripSiAilayer on layer a palm of the hand, thatwas the feature articleslow motion, the appearanceroguehead the twist deformation, alldeaddwellingssent outcheer the beautiful young girlto matchwith one voicehigh! Come on, withersthisgroup of Yakuza!
当看到视频中如狼似虎的北川条司挨了重重一巴掌,啪的那一下还是个特写慢镜头,面目凶恶的脑袋都在扭曲变形,所有死宅都发出齐声欢呼美少女赛高!加油啊,干死这帮雅库扎!Hashimoto Na in videojust likesputs on the forestgust of windtogether, back and forthshuttles back and forthin more than 30Yakuza, is onetenderlydrinksat every place of visit. Herhandblade in tooescapes the sheath, is shining, facingastonished, butviolent angerYakuza, the knife pointlike the glow, the bloodsplashesfivesteps.
视频中的桥本奈犹如一道穿林疾风,在30多号雅库扎中间来回穿梭,每到一处便是一声娇喝。她手中的太刀脱鞘而出,寒光四射,面对惊愕而暴怒的雅库扎,刀锋如芒,血溅五步。Shouts out, the pitiful yell, cursed angrily, in the chaoticsoundhas passed throughspiritedcontinuousdubbing, meanwhilehad the death that the beautiful young girlsent outto announce.
呼喝,惨叫,怒骂,乱糟糟的声音中一直贯穿激昂不休的配音,同时还有美少女发出的死亡宣告。
The entirevideopicturelooks at the bloodto flutter about, slaughtersunceasingly, actuallygives the personto be full, pleasedinfinitecomfortable. Thisiscrisp, happiness that the deaddwellingsneedgood!
整个视频画面看着鲜血纷飞,杀戮不断,却给人酣畅淋漓,快意无限的舒服。这正是死宅们需要的爽点,痛快就好!When the delicatehigh schoolfemale studentchangesbodybecomes the violencebeautiful young girlsoldier, allpeoplehave the intensesubstitutionfeeling, one's blood bubbles up to the brimto wish one couldwith the beautiful young girlto jointhisfighttogether, twokneesbecome tenderto wish one couldto admiresingunder the biglongleg of beautiful young girlconquer.
当柔弱的高中女生变身成为暴力美少女战士,所有人都产生强烈的代入感,一则热血沸腾恨不能和美少女一起加入这场战斗,二则膝盖发软恨不能拜服在美少女的大长腿下唱征服。Heiseideaddwellinganything, issuchcharacterless. Manypeoplelook at the screen, is patting the keyboard, high-spiritedshouting loudly‚boardcarries’‚boardto carry’‚boardto carry’. After threeminutes of videoshort filmslook, the deaddwellingshave not given full expression, keepduplicatingto broadcast, in the brainthat‚likinglooking’to circulateinsingleQu.
平成死宅什么的,就是这么没骨气。好些人真是看着屏幕,拍着键盘,意气风发的高呼‘板载’‘板载’‘板载’。三分钟的视频短片看完后,死宅们都意犹未尽,不停地重复播放,以至于脑子里那首‘把爱找回来’都在单曲循环了。
The deaddwellingslooked that the videohas not satisfied a craving, is atemotional statetheyposts.
死宅们看完视频还不过瘾,正处在兴奋状态的他们纷纷发帖,。„Greatlyexcited, is greatly satisfied!”
“大激动,大满足!”„Whocantellmethisbeautiful young girliswho? Iaskedmanypeople, do not knowhername.”
“谁能告诉我这个美少女是谁?我已经问了好多人,都不知道她的名字。”„Ifell to the enemy, tothislistponytail, the sailor suit and blacksilkbiglonglegreallydoes not have the resistivity.”
“我已经沦陷了,对这种单马尾,水手服和黑丝大长腿实在没有抵抗力。”„Whipsmequickly, otherwiseIwill be sleeplesstonight.”
“快来鞭挞我吧,否则我今夜将会无眠。”Variousonlinetypeslivelycontinuous, soarsregarding the search of blacksilklonglegbeautiful young girl, the flashbecomes a hot spot. ButtemporarilynobodyrecognizesHashimoto Na, actuallysomepeopleBeichuanStripDivisionrecognizing.
网上各种热闹不休,对于黑丝长腿美少女的搜索直线上升,一瞬间就成为一个热点。而暂时没人认出桥本奈,却有人把北川条司给认了出来。
The campaignis a Shinjukubeing stationedinstituteis arranging the police, 40manymiddle-aged menactuallylikevarioustypessproutingnewbeautiful young girlanything. When histonight'sduty the suspiciousinternetanticipationsmallvideo, sawfinally‚when beautiful young girlfightsYakuza’, hiseyescame outBeichuanstripSiRen of XintienGroup.
平野是新宿一个驻在所的在编警察,40多的中年男子却喜欢各种萌新美少女什么什么的。他今晚值班时偷偷摸摸的上网看点小视频,结果看到‘美少女大战雅库扎’时,他一眼就把新田组的北川条司认出来了。
Isn't thisBeichuan? In the videothesepeopleallarehisboryokudanunder. Heplaysunexpectedlypersonally, but also was beaten savagely. Are youcut-throatoverbearingYakuza? Ate to the fullsupportingwhatvillainrunsto play?
这不是北川么?视频中那些人全都是他手下的暴力团啊。他居然亲自出演,还被暴打了一顿。你是凶狠霸道的雅库扎啊?吃饱了撑的跑去演什么反派?
The XintienGroup of BeichuanStripDivisionis the campaign the toptrouble makerinblock, saidhimto boss the marketplace, rides roughshod, faces retribution for a life of crime, the heinous crime, a pointis not overrated. Such a bigvillainhas walkedin the crimeedge, the policetakehimnot to have the meansobstinately. Butnow the Yakuzachieftainwas been so flatin the video, moreoverisverymiserablyverymiserablethat.
北川条司的新田组是平野所在片区的头号麻烦制造者,说他欺行霸市,横行无忌,恶贯满盈,罪该万死,一点不为过。偏偏这么个大恶棍一直行走在犯罪的边缘,警察愣是拿他没办法。可现在这么个雅库扎的头目在视频里被扁了,而且是很惨很惨的那种。
After the campaignlooks at the video, felt that ownentire worldcognitioncollapsed. Hecannot evenbelieve that hisjudgment, draws the identificationownothercolleagues, finallyin being stationedinstituteallpolicehave tarriedBeichuanboss, did yourbraincramp?
平野看完视频后,感觉自己的整个世界认知都坍塌了。他甚至不敢相信自己的判断,把自己的其他同事也拉过来辨认,结果驻在所里所有的警察都呆住了北川老大,你脑子抽筋了吗?„Heard that Beichuanopened the artoffice, perhapsishewantsto hold the new person.”
“听说北川开了个艺能事务所,说不定是他想要捧新人。”„Possibly? In order toholdoneselfnew person, playsunexpectedlypersonally.”
“可能吗?为了捧自己手下的新人,居然亲自出演。”„BeichuanStripDivisionconsciencediscoveredthatstarted with a clean slate? Pats the video of suchlosing face, this absolutelywill be repelledby the Yakuzaorganization, helaterdoes not wantto mixin the boryokudan.”
“北川条司难道良心发现,改过自新了吗?拍这么丢脸的视频,他这样绝对会被雅库扎组织排斥的,他以后都别想在暴力团内混了。”
The campaigncannot bear the surprise in heart, in the status of BeichuanStripDivision the videoannouncedonline. Naturally, hedid not haveto point outdirectly, butisproposedindistinctly the villaincharacter in videoistrueYakuza.
平野忍不住心中的惊奇,将视频中北川条司的身份在网上公布出来。当然了,他没有直接点明,而是隐约提出视频中的反派人物是个真正的雅库扎。Finallytheseremindscountlesspeople, after allBeichuanbossis also honored and popularinShinjukuku, knew that hispersonis not infrequent. The flashwas turnedincluding the Beichuanancestor18generations. Theseisstartledexplodes the eyeballs of countlessperson, with amazement, extremelywith amazement!
结果这一下点醒无数人,毕竟北川老大在新宿区也是有头有脸,认识他的人不在少数。一瞬间连北川祖宗18代都被人翻了出来。这一下更是惊爆无数人的眼球,骇然,极度骇然!Everybodylooked that the videofeelsverycrisply, askedwas a happiness, butsubconsciousfeels that thiswasfalse. Butsomeunambiguous evidencesindicatednowthatwhatin the videocomes under attackistrueYakuza, is the ShinjukukuknownXintienGroup, fromBeichuanStripDivision of leadunderis smallis the typicalboryokudan.
大家看视频都觉着挺爽,求的就是个痛快,可下意识都觉着这是假的。可现在有确凿证据表示,视频中挨打的是真正的雅库扎,是新宿区小有名气的新田组,从带头的北川条司到底下小喽啰都是地地道道的暴力团。This......, This......, This......, Did Sunhit the west sideto come out?
这……,这……,这……,太阳打西边出来了吗?Who do the deaddwellingsstartstilleverywhereto searchin the video the painflatYakuzabeautiful young girlare? Nowwas good, allpeoplestartcrazysearch‚BeichuanStripDivision’thispersonal namein the network, Beichuanbossreputationflashcoveredhas been the redstar.
死宅们开始还在到处搜索视频中痛扁雅库扎的美少女是谁?现在好了,所有人都开始在网络上疯狂搜索‘北川条司’这个人名,北川老大的名头一瞬间就盖过了很多当红明星。But after waiting for the search resultto come out, in the networkkeeps silentfor a while, allpeopleare finding the wayto digestthisheavypoundnewsYakuzachieftainto play the Yakuzachieftainpersonally, yousaid that youdeveloped the plot that bluffed and blustered, canbyflat that Beichuanbossyounot be neededsuch unable to look on the bright side of thingunexpectedly?
而等搜索结果出来后,网络上一时噤声,所有人都在想办法消化这个重磅消息雅库扎头目亲自出演雅库扎头目,你说你演耀武扬威的情节也就算了,可居然还是被扁的那种,北川老大你没必要这么想不开吧?Slowlyhasto participate in the person of that eveningMVphotographysilentlyissuesin the networksomescenepictures and videos. Thesepeoplemostlyare the Hashimoto Naneighbors, in the eveningcheerfulhelpphotograph, in the process of photographymust havealsomakesseveralpicturesto accept as a memento.
慢慢的有曾经参加过当晚MV拍摄的人默默将一些现场照片和视频发布到网络上。这些人大多都是桥本奈的邻居,当晚都一个个乐呵呵的帮忙进行拍摄,拍摄的过程中少不了也弄几张照片留念。For exampleHashimoto FamilyoppositeMr. Judi, heat that timeonperformanceliveliness of. But when next morning, Mr. Judiwill start the fearthisistrueYakuza, is not the ordinarybodgie of joking.
比如说桥本家对面的菊第先生,他当时就表现的很活跃。可等到第二天天亮,菊第先生就开始后怕了这可是真正的雅库扎啊,不是闹着玩的普通不良少年。As a result ofnearlyoneweek of timesound, has not been afraidretaliatedMr. Judidecisionforgotthismatterthatdid not acknowledgeoneselfoncewere involved.
由于近一周的时间没个动静,害怕被报复的菊第先生决定将这件事情忘记,绝不承认自己曾经参与其中。Finallywhen the videosends, Mr. Judiinstantaneouslybyvideoinwarm-bloodedlighting, lookedagain the videospreads over the entireJapan, hecould not bear the picture that will filmselectseveralto issue.
结果等到视频发出来,菊第先生瞬间就被视频中的热血给点燃了,再一看视频都传遍全日本,他也忍不住将自己拍摄的照片挑了几张发布出来。
The pictures of thesefilming scenesare the photographyexperiences that the evidenceBeichuanStripDivisionhas urgedbad luck, particularly the Yakuzatidied uppictureisto callpeopleshoutssatisfies a craving.
这些拍摄现场的照片更是佐证了北川条司倒霉催的拍摄经历,尤其是雅库扎被收拾的画面更是叫人大呼过瘾。„Originallyhitsreally?”
“原来是真打啊?”„Toosavage, a palm of the handhas gotten down, the face of Beichuanbossis swollen.”
“太凶残了,一巴掌下去,北川老大的脸就肿了。”„Graspstoo the coldbeautifulyoung girl of bladeactuallyreallyto exist, whocantellmethissushi restaurantwhere? WhereImustgoto visit.”
“手持太刀的冷艳美少女竟然是真实存在的,谁能告诉我这家寿司店在哪里?我一定要去哪里光顾一下。”Onlinelivelyseethes with excitementonce more, instantaneouslybecomes the topic of Japanesenationalrank. Buthas had tears streaming down the faceasBeichuanStripDivision of eventmainparticipant, feelsoneselflivedto might as welldie, „whyhurtunexpectedlywasI?”
网上的热闹再次沸腾,瞬间就成为日本国民级别的话题。而作为事件主要参与者的北川条司已经是泪流满面,觉着自己生不如死了,“为什么受伤害的居然是我?”
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