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#532: All eats to eat all one's food

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‚Supreme’ the listing of instant noodles, solely is not the overseas media is interested, the domestic media are interested. If not for could not find Zhou Qingfeng, the domestic variety show must call ironclad him. But could not find the person same to tease him! ‘至尊’方便面的上市,不单单是国外的媒体感兴趣,国内的媒体更是感兴趣。若不是找不到周青峰,国内的综艺节目铁定要把他叫出来。而找不到人一样可以调侃他嘛！ Imperial capital Satellite TV holds a grade of star entertainment program today, the director got 78 stars to speak the joke with all one's might, the subject of joke naturally centers on Victor Hugo to launch, „words said that you haven't eaten meal tonight? I tell you our program group to direct the unprecedented preparation to provide food to you tonight.” 帝都卫视今天就开一档明星娱乐节目,主持人领着78个明星正可劲的说笑话,笑话的主题自然就围绕维克多.雨果来展开了,“话说你们今晚都没吃饭吧？我告诉你们今晚我们节目组编导破天荒的准备给你们管饭。” „Right? What feast asked us to have?” “是吗？请我们吃什么大餐？” „It is not Michelin three-star dining room, I must reject!” “不是米其林三星级餐厅,我可是要拒绝啊！” „What food actually has? Gave us to be good the board, outside we went to eat.” “其实吃什么饭啊？把饭钱给我们就好了,我们自己去外头吃。” The stars already know what's the matter, may develop follows not to know. Therefore the director opened the riddle topic, „we eat the instant noodles tonight.” 明星们早就知道是怎么回事,可还是演的跟不知道似的。于是主持人揭开谜题,“我们今晚吃方便面。” ‚As for?’ ‚Do we come one to eat the instant noodles to us rarely?’ ‚Program group was short of money to say one, I donated your 100.’ One group of stars keep creating a disturbance, under audience before stage and television actually likes this amusing. ‘至于吗？’‘我们难得来一趟就给我们吃方便面？’‘节目组缺钱说一声,我捐助你们100块。’一群明星不停起哄,台下和电视机前的观众却就喜欢这种逗乐。 The directors continue cheerfully teased: Instant noodles that „ we eat today are not common, this has international famous Victor Hugo to advertize the instant noodles. It is said this instant noodles are his family/home produce. 主持人继续乐呵呵的调侃道:“我们今天吃的方便面可不一般,这可是有国际大牌维克多.雨果做广告的方便面。据说这方便面就是他家生产的。 To invite this major suit, we could not find him very much obviously, but we can look with him have the person of contact. Now we ask the Lili elder sister, what is felt with the Victor Hugo contact? ” 本来是想把这位大牌请来的,很显然我们找不到他,不过我们还是可以找跟他有过接触的人嘛。现在我们就来问问俪俪姐,跟维克多.雨果接触是个什么感觉？” Initially the Shanghai film festival, four home over stars made the interactive program with Zhou Qingfeng. For example once with reciting «Hamlet» felt embarrassed Lili of person, this star entertainment show happen to gave her please. 当初魔都电影节,有四个国内超一线的女星跟周青峰做互动节目。比如曾经用朗诵《哈姆雷特》来为难人的俪俪,这次明星娱乐秀正好就把她给请了过来。 „ Victor Hugo this person is actually very frank, chatted with him is very relaxed. However this person hale and hearty is also bringing overbearing, initially he snatched the person time is without hesitation. No one has thought that he said began to begin. “维克多.雨果这人其实挺爽朗的,跟他聊天很轻松。不过这人硬朗中还带着点霸道,当初他抢人的时候可是毫不犹豫。谁也没想到他说动手真动手了。 However had anything not to provoke laughter by his types quickly quickly cancelling, actually loathful. Another his as if whole body is the play, I felt that he mixes entertainment world bowl of food inborn. ” 不过有什么不快也很快会被他各种逗笑给抹去了,倒是叫人讨厌不起来。再一个他仿佛浑身都是戏,我感觉他是天生混娱乐圈这碗饭的。” As domestic present stage Queen TV series, Lili also once for a while participates in some television programs. But this Zhou Qingfeng makes such important matter, has racked brains the program group that looks for the creativity to focus in him immediately. 作为国内现阶段电视剧女王,俪俪也时不时参加一些电视节目。而这次周青峰闹出这么大事,一直苦思冥想找创意的节目组立刻把焦点放在他身上。 A director issue will not end obviously, he continues to draw toward Victor Hugo on the topic, „Lili, you is a domestic TV series elder sister, then we want to know you to ‚Wasteland’ how the TV series version does see?” 主持人显然不会一个问题就结束,他继续就把话题朝维克多.雨果身上拉,“俪俪啊,你是国内电视剧的一姐,那么我们想知道你对‘废土’的电视剧版怎么看？” „Shoots very excellent, except for is quite short each volume of time, has not distinguished with movie anything. I in pursuing this play, can see various flashing temperatures from the TV series actor frequently, could not guess correctly that the screenwriter must direct to any direction the plot. What I only am now discontented, a Monday collection does not have the human nature simply!” “拍的很精良,除了每集时间比较短,真的跟电影没什么区别。我自己都在追这部戏,经常能从电视剧的演员身上看到各种闪光点,根本猜不到编剧到底要把剧情向什么方向引。我现在唯一不满的是,一周一集简直是没人性啊！” Lili before the relative exaggeration that the scene displays, but other honored guests and audiences do not feel that has any improper. After all many people also in crazy fan TV series, the Shanji 4 million broadcast prices reach domestic new high. But externally this play was hounded similarly, fishes the gold/metal crazily. 俪俪在镜头前表现的相当夸张,但现场其他嘉宾和观众都不觉着有什么不妥。毕竟有很多人也在疯狂的迷这部电视剧,单集4000000的播放价格创下国内新高。而在国外这部剧同样受到追捧,疯狂捞金。 Some people hold some people to step on, in the program honored guest has the so-called film and television critic to jump the criticism saying: „I acknowledged ‚Wasteland’ pats very excellent, but the plot is extremely really scary, various bloodiness, various cruelty . Moreover the racial discrimination phenomenon is serious. This does not conform to current world's mainstream culture.” 只是有人捧就有人踩,节目嘉宾中就有所谓影视评论家跳出来批评道:“我承认‘废土’拍的很精良,但剧情实在太过骇人,各种血腥,各种残暴,而且种族歧视现象非常严重。这不符合当前世界主流文化。” A big hat buckles, the scene some people create a disturbance immediately. The characteristics of this entertainment show are the field manufacturing conflicting bridge section attraction audience, any contradiction must joke it away in any case finally. 一顶大帽子扣下来,现场立刻有人起哄。这种娱乐秀的特色就是现场制造冲突性的桥段吸引观众,反正最后任何矛盾都是要一笑了之。 Today this critic actually with hitting the chicken blood was common , to continue to criticize saying: „I feel that Victor Hugo already self-confidently to biased situation, now he does ‚Supreme’ instant noodles are an obvious example, I did not report any expectation to his instant noodles.” 只是今天这位评论家却跟打了鸡血一般,继续批评道:“我觉着维克多.雨果已经自信到偏执的地步,他现在搞的‘至尊’方便面就是一个明显例子,我对他的方便面是不报任何期望的。” „Right, right, right, the instant noodles, who hasn't eaten? What trick can this thing do to come inadequately?” “对啊,对啊,对啊,方便面嘛,谁没吃过？这东西能搞成什么花样来不成？” „Key is too expensive, if merely is many several meat, does not have the performance-to-price ratio.” “关键是太贵,如果仅仅是多几块肉的话,毫无性价比。” „Actually I want to taste to look that then I can start to spit the trough, ha.......” “其实我想尝尝看,然后我就可以开始吐槽,哈哈哈……。” dai, talk show must change the good food program. Lili looked that this stance knows so-called ‚criticism’ is the repertoire, nothing but is causes the topic to tease an unattainable megastar. But she also can only reveal the appearance that feels helpless, later perhaps must demonstrate the pleasantly surprised or disappointed expression. Actually she wants to say very much: Compared with Victor Hugo, you are really the trash! 嘚,访谈节目要变美食节目了。俪俪一看这架势就知道所谓‘批评’都是套路,无非是引起话题调侃一个叫人可望不可及的超级大明星。而她也只能露出不知所措的模样,待会说不定还要展示惊喜或者失望的表情。其实她心里很想说:跟维克多.雨果相比,你们真的都是垃圾！ Oh......, This is a play, a living theater! 唉……,这不过是一场戏,一场舞台剧啊！ Even if expensive is Queen TV series, Lili also can only follow the crowd. Looks in any case pots and pans top anything moved the telecast scene, this already prepared. But the audience also happiness of scene, waits for one to spit the trough and rips to compel the war to start. 哪怕贵为电视剧女王,俪俪也只能随大流了。反正看着锅碗瓢盆灶台什么的都挪到了演播现场,这就是早就准备好了的。而现场的观众也一个劲的乐,就等着一场吐槽和撕逼大战开始呢。 Chirp chirp quack several minutes quarrelled, instant noodles one after another also prepared. Has special the star who is responsible for comedy to pick the sirloin to talk about with interest together: „Has the meat, good, good, for a long time has not eaten the meat.” 叽叽呱呱的几分钟争吵,一桶一桶的方便面也就准备好了。有专门负责搞笑的明星夹起一块牛腩乐道:“真有肉啊,不错,不错,好久没吃肉了。” The stars intentionally were teasing, despise, disdain, disparage, the screenwriter-directors of program group in starting to have been scheduled the role of everyone. 现场的明星都在故意调侃,鄙视,不屑,贬低,节目组的编导在开始的时候就预定了每个人的角色。 But what the issue is the true control scene is the NTZ-45 of increase in instant noodles bittern, is NTZ-45 in a series of lifeforms chemical reaction that in the human body has. 但问题是真正控制场面的是添加在方便面卤水中的NTZ-45,是NTZ-45在人体内产生的一系列生物化学反应。 A person does not have the sense of joy that in the means resistance brain gland the dopamine brings, but NTZ-45 strengthened this neuron to hand over the archery target secretion exactly. But the dopamine starts to have an effect, the person will feel joyfully. 一个人是没办法抗拒大脑腺体中多巴胺所带来的愉悦感,而NTZ-45恰恰强化了这种神经元递质的分泌。但多巴胺开始起作用的时候,人就会觉着愉悦。 Sorry that this is not the program group can control. 很抱歉,这不是节目组可以控制的。 Lili is invites in the star the status to be highest, but she too does not want casual to eat the thing in the program randomly, is selects the scrap the sirloin to swallow in the belly merely. According to the script, she should said ‚also good, the flavor/smell is good’, then did not have her matter, naturally can have other people to express the approval and opposition. 俪俪是请来明星中地位最高的,可她不太想在节目中随便乱吃东西,仅仅是挑小块的牛腩吃进肚子里。按照剧本,她应该表示‘还行,味道不错’,然后就没她事了,自然会有其他人表示赞同和反对。 But the sirloin entrance shortly, other people were arguing that this bowl of instant noodles are delicious, is worth so the high price, Lili glows the enormous excitement and joy at heart suddenly. She felt that she as if should eat one again. 可牛腩入口没多久,其他人正在争论这碗方便面到底好不好吃,到底值不值如此高价,俪俪的心里突然焕发出极大的兴奋和快乐。她感觉自己似乎应该再吃一口。 , Because feels the good delicious appearance. 一口,就一口,因为感觉好好吃的样子。 May have second to have third, slowly one barrel of noodles inside eggs and sirloins slowly were eaten to eat all one's food, finally Lili simply holds the surface barrel to eat the soup. The boiling hot hot water drinks in the belly, all along is natural being sweating profusely that appropriate Queen TV series eats unexpectedly, has a ruddy complexion, carefree of refreshing. 可有了第二口就有了第三口,慢慢慢慢的一桶面条连带里头的鸡蛋和牛腩都被吃光了,最后俪俪干脆捧起面桶喝汤。滚烫的面汤喝进肚子里,一贯大方得体的电视剧女王居然吃的满头大汗,面色红润,神清气爽的畅快。 But waits for Lili to put the following barrel, a scene peace, all people and scene have aimed at her. She somewhat embarrassed covering mouth hits small Bao Ge, the apology says with a smile: „Excuse me, I feel the flavor/smell to be good, all finished eating.” 而等俪俪放下面桶,现场一片安静,所有人和镜头都对准了她。她有些不好意思的捂着嘴打个小小的饱嗝,歉意笑道:“不好意思,我觉着味道挺好,就全吃完了。” Has to make a mistake, the eldest sister who your delicacies of every kind can be sick of eating is big, unexpectedly likes eating one barrel of instant noodles, this thing really very delicious inadequate? 有没有搞错,你个山珍海味都能吃腻的大姐大,居然喜欢吃一桶方便面,难道这东西真的很好吃不成？
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