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#524: Three waves to a single stroke

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The Liang food products factory in a Xiaozhuangzi of Tianyang City city and countryside intersection, the factory looks very ordinary, was a two meters high fence has occupied such more than 500 square meters places. Today outside this factory may live it up, inside and outside has pushed more than 200-300 people, various discussions. 梁家食品厂在天阳市城乡结合部的一个小庄子里,厂子看着很普通,就是一圈两米多高的围墙占了那么500多平米的地。今天这厂子外头可热闹了,里里外外挤了不下两三百人,各种议论。 Surrounds the person to be many, actually nobody dares to go forward. Around the factory is also standing several serious police, some people inquired that the news was requested do not hinder to work. 只是围观人多,却没人敢上前。厂子四周还站着几名神情严肃的警察,有人上去打听消息都被要求不要妨碍工作。 Outside the factory is stopping several trolleys now, just everybody may really be personally sees one to put on the person of uniform to enter the factory in large numbers. However these people enter shortly, also crowds around the noisy crowd to leave. This makes the person of watching the fun really not do to understand. 厂子外头现在停着十几台车,刚刚大伙可真是亲眼见着一大批穿制服的人进了厂子。不过这些人进入没多久,又簇拥着一窝蜂离开。这让看热闹的人实在没搞明白。 „How to paste the seal?” “咋不贴封条呢？” „Hasn't made an arrest?” “没抓人啊？” „Did this alarm leads greatly?” “这是不是惊动大领导了？” But after the people on government send off, the food products factory of Liang as before is the front door shuts tightly, but the machine in factory actually rarely stopped, after the worker who many work comes out, said that ‚Mr. Liang has a vacation the half of the day to everybody, tomorrow will continue.’ 而把官场上的人送走后,梁家的食品厂依旧是大门紧闭,但厂子里的机器却难得停了下来,好些干活的工人出来后都说‘梁老板给大家放假半天,明天继续。’ The people whispered immediately, the opinion of compiling to must go out of business evidently, will also continue tomorrow? Tomorrow you will be finished! 众人顿时嘀嘀咕咕,汇总的意见为看样子还是要倒闭,还明天继续？明天你们就完蛋啦！ Lively has not resulted in looked, the idlers in Zhuangzi can only disband. To the evening, the CCAV news crossed, the Tianyang City news begins broadcasting, the radio announcer smiling face delightful start issues a series of reports on the current Tianyang City economy. 只是热闹没得看了,庄子里的闲人们只能散伙。到了晚上,CCAV的新闻一过,天阳市新闻开播,播音员笑容甜美的开始就当前天阳市经济发布一系列报道。 „Various my city economy targets change for the better compared with the same period last year largely, slid to under the situation that to yield the pleasantly surprised result in the province economy unceasingly.” “我市经济各项指标比去年同期大幅好转,在全省经济不断下滑的态势下取得了令人惊喜的成果。” „City industrial production is as before worn out, but various service industry vigorous development, are this year hopeful to stop the economy to slide to the trend, and will return to stability the rise next year.” “市工业生产依旧疲软,但各项服务业蓬勃发展,今年度有望止住经济下滑趋势,并在明年回稳上升。” „My city had the breakthrough progress in introduction foreign capital, changes only in the old idea that the industry and commerce makes an issue, vigorously development modern lifeforms drugs manufacture and other sunrise industries. This year my city splendor medical college and investments abroad organization jointly carry on the drug development, obtained about hundred million US dollars investment.” “我市在引进外资方面有了突破性进展,一改过去只在工商业做文章的老观念,大力发展现代生物制药等朝阳产业。今年我市荣华医科大学和国外投资机构联合进行药物开发,已获得近亿美元的投资。” „My city small enterprise development becomes the province highlight, below hundred people employment of enterprises to increasing, the social security sector took an important role. The deputy governor comes to my city to investigate and study today specially, and visited an ordinary villages food processing factory, then please watch the detailed report.” “我市微小企业发展成为全省亮点,员工人数在百人以下的企业对增加就业,稳定社会方面起到了重要作用。副省长今天专门来我市调研,并且参观了一家普通的乡镇食品加工厂,接下来请看详细报道。” Television picture one revolution, is a prospect is pulling closer immediately, first is a school of village field scenery, is Liang broad that broken factory. Sees here, many idler with Zhuangzi could not do with Liang broad immediately, jumping scolded surnamed Liang this unexpectedly became is outstandingly typical! 电视画面一转,立刻就是一个远景在拉近,先是一派乡村田野风光,然后就是梁广的那个破厂子。看到这里,好些跟梁广同庄子的闲人顿时做不住了,一个劲的跳骂这姓梁的居然成优秀典型了！ Liang broad this is entire family several openings together will gather also in front of the television, when saw when Liang broad appears in the picture with the deputy governor of visit shakes hand, all people laugh to keep. Liang broad one blushes in addition to laugh foolishly, recalled own today's experience is really the three waves to a single stroke. 梁广这会也是全家十几口子一起聚在电视机前,当看到梁广出现在画面上跟来访的副省长握手时,所有人都大笑不停。梁广自己都一阵脸红外加傻笑,回想自己今天的经历真是一波三折。 Has the city leaders to be invited along, province leaders go to the country to inspect, temporarily decides to have a look in the near future the quite outstanding small enterprise, invests the employee expansion like Liang broad this type suddenly, has the factory that such No. dozens person keeps up appearances immediately becomes the goal of leadership inspection. 有市领导作陪,省领导下乡视察,临时决定看看近期比较优秀的微小企业,像梁广这种突然投资雇工扩大规模,有那么几十号人撑场面的厂子立刻成为领导视察的目标。 The deputy governor entered the Liang food products factory, first looked at just the doing sanitary work factory, exchanged greetings several after Liang broad smiled to ask directly: „Are you Liang broad? Your factory one after another was reported recently!” 副省长进了梁家食品厂,先是看了看刚刚搞过卫生工作的厂子,跟梁广寒暄几句后直接笑问道:“你就是梁广啊？你的厂子最近可是接连被举报啊！” Even if looks that the big leader smiles, but Liang broad hears ‚reported that’ two characters is a leg are soft. He has not been short these days is this matter headache, moreover he also somewhat feels qualms of conscience, after all presses his idea, the thing of oneself factory production truly is far from any good, said that ‚black heart’ is not overrated. 哪怕是看着大领导笑眯眯,可梁广听到‘举报’两个字还是一阵腿软。他这段时间可没少为这事头疼,而且他还有些心亏,毕竟按他自己的想法,自家厂子生产的东西确实谈不上什么好,说‘黑心’也不为过。 Liang broad good and evil had come beforehand the police ear raises has imparted, knows that today this is not the misdemeanor is the good deed, makes strenuous efforts to say with a smile hastily: „Our factory principal end product really has the praise or blame, many people have the misunderstanding, but this is related with the market of our flagship product correspondence.” 只是梁广好歹已经被事先来过的警察耳提面授过,知道今天这不是坏事是好事,连忙强打精神笑道:“我们厂子主打成品确实是多有毁誉,很多群众有误解,但这跟我们主打产品对应的市场有关。” Opening a few words smooth saying, Liang broad was steady the mind, continued saying: „Now the domestic market competition was too fierce, we are also the development ideas, looks for the outlet, was determined that the overseas look for the sale.” 开头一段话顺畅的说出来,梁广是稳了稳心神,继续说道:“现在国内的市场竞争太激烈了,我们也是开拓想法,寻找出路,决心去国外找销路。” Here, Liang broad face was red. Because this saying does not have the logic completely, the home does not handle, but also does the overseas? But this saying some people like listening, others deputy governors again and again nod, praised loudly: „Ambitious, develops the foreign market, this idea is good.” 说到这里,梁广脸都红。因为这话完全没逻辑,国内都搞不定,还搞国外？可这话就有人爱听啊,人家副省长就连连点头,大声夸赞道:“有志气啊,开拓国外市场,这个想法好。” Surrounding one group of officials echo repeatedly, but also some people echo also mused: The big factory does not handle the foreign market, what boasting does your villages small factory talk mindlessly? Do not think that the leader quite deceives! We do not believe absolutely. 周围一群官员连声附和,但也有人附和的同时暗想:大厂子都搞不定国外市场,你个乡镇小厂子乱吹什么牛皮？别以为领导好糊弄啊！我们是绝对不相信的。 Liang broad continues saying: „We do not have channel and experience of foreign sales, but we have a mind to look for the trading company to help. Fortunately, we discovered that the African market is very broad.” 梁广继续说道:“我们没有国外销售的渠道和经验,但我们有心去找贸易公司来帮忙。幸运的是,我们发现非洲市场还是很广阔的。” Deputy governor immediately great happiness, „right, now the Central African economic and trade cooperation growth is quick, our domestic products sell in Africa is very good. Good that this direction chooses.” 副省长顿时大喜,“对啊,现在中非经贸合作增长很快,我们国内的产品在非洲卖的很好。这个方向选的好。” „Ha.......” Liang broad hollow laugh two, mused: A father African has seen, this is not the polite talk that ‚Wasteland Trading’ teaches. „ Our products establish in view of the African market. “哈哈哈……。”梁广干笑两声,暗想:老子连个非洲人都么见过,这不是‘废土贸易’教的套话么。“我们的产品是针对非洲市场设定的。 African customer power of consumption is low, our decline cost route \; African customer denutrition, we work hard on the heavy oil double salt heavy fat \; The African customers emphasize the convenience, we do the vat packing. After our products put on the market now, is deeply by the welcome of African customer. ” 非洲顾客消费能力低,我们就走低成本路线\;非洲顾客营养缺乏,我们就在重油重盐重脂上下功夫\;非洲顾客讲求方便,我们就搞大桶包装。我们的产品现在投放市场后,可是深受非洲顾客的欢迎。” When Liang broad spoke this saying, the face is red, he may not know where really did own product sell? Must know that initially produced the time request to call one to eat the non- deceased person lowly on the line. 梁广说这话时,脸都红,他自己可真不知道自家产品到底卖到哪里去了？要知道当初生产的时候要求可叫一个低吃不死人就行。 „Because we make an all-out effort in the low cost, finally some people did not understand that feels we produce the black heart product, but our products have through the national security check department examine, various targets meet the requirement of food manufacturer.” “因为我们在低成本上狠下功夫,结果有些群众不理解,觉着我们生产黑心产品,但我们的产品有通过国家安检部门检测的,各项指标都符合食品生产的要求。” Was saying Liang broad also takes the food security check certificate that initially made, the leaders are express deep satisfaction, but the deputy governor or must ask that „what feedback your customers do have?” 说着梁广还把当初做的食品安检合格证拿出来,领导同志们对此是深表满意,只是副省长还是要问一问,“你们客户到底有什么样的反馈啊？” What feeds back? The father has not obtained anything to feed back! 什么反馈？老子就没得到什么反馈啊！ Liang broad immediately one dull, how before police came not to tell him to reply that this issue leader you did not press the repertoire to come! 梁广顿时一呆,之前警察来可没告诉他要如何回答这个问题领导同志你不按套路来啊！ But the issue of deputy governor must reply that the critical moment some people save the scene immediately, ‚Wasteland Trading’ sent a clerk with coming, proactively indicated that passes through the product that their marketing promoted the non- developed areas to obtain the unanimous good marks in Asia , Africa , Latin America, and there is a video recording is the card. 可副省长的问题不能不回答,关键时刻立刻有人来救场,‘废土贸易’派了个业务员跟来,主动表示经过他们营销推广的产品在亚非拉等不发达地区获得一致好评,并且有录像为证。 Has the video recording? Puts to come to see quickly. 有录像？快放来看看。 The television picture starts is deputy governor and other leaders looks at video on a cell phone, but quick news picture play-over this video. Sees only in the video, the Mexican Mérida big square gathers tens of thousands of people to line up to wait for minute of instant noodles to eat. 电视画面开始是副省长等领导看着一台手机上的视频,但很快新闻就把画面直接播放这段视频。只见视频上,墨西哥梅里达市的大广场聚集着成千上万的人正在排队等着分方便面吃。 From airborne is especially magnificent with the picture that the UAV aerial photography sees, the entire square has over a hundred cauldrons fully, in steaming hot cooks the instant noodles. Countless people are carrying the bowl, lines up, happily, happy before to arrive at cauldron, divides one bowl of instant noodles. 从空中用无人机航拍看到的画面尤为壮观,整个广场足有上百口大锅,正在热气腾腾的煮方便面。无数人端着碗,排着队,开开心心,欢欢乐乐的就为到大锅前分一碗方便面。 Can see at the scene is printing ‚Supreme’ massively the instant noodles iron bucket of English, but person who lining up eats the noodles also shouts ‚Supreme’ to the scene the tonalities of two characters. 在现场可以看到大量印着‘至尊’英文的方便面铁桶,而排队吃面的人也一个劲的向镜头大喊‘至尊’两个字的音调。 Oh......, Our instant noodles so are unexpectedly popular! This is a little above the imagination! This should not be false? 哇塞……,我们的方便面居然这么受欢迎啊！这有点超乎想象啊！这该不会是假的吧？ Is this that place? His mother has over ten thousand people fully, no......, Tens of thousands people of foreigners are eating the instant noodles! Such large-scale meeting to eat instant noodles? In the video has the Caucasian, has black person, does not have the Chinese. Regardless of that perspective overseas! 这到底是那个地方？他娘的足有上万人,不……,几万人的老外在吃方便面啊！这么大规模的聚会就为吃一口方便面？视频里有白人,有黑人,就是没有中国人。无论从那个方面来看都是国外啊！ This picture vacation, this is real! 这个画面假不了,这是真的！ Can your foreigners a little moral integrity, to eat the mouth instant noodles, do such big weaponry unexpectedly! 你们老外能不能有点节操,就为吃口方便面而已,居然搞这么大阵仗！ The video puts, Liang broad stayed thoroughly, the deputy governor was at the scene silly, various city leaders and types with the official has also gawked, the audience also surprised being hard spoken language before television. Thinks that this is the government eight-part essay reportage, who can expect unexpectedly real? 视频一放,梁广彻底呆了,副省长当场傻了,市领导和各种跟来的官员也愣了,就连电视机前的观众也惊讶的难以言语。原以为这不过是官场八股新闻报道,谁能料到居然是真的？ Liang broad mused: Grasps the grass, some instant noodles people who my family produces eats really? 梁广暗想:握草,我家生产的方便面真的有人吃啊？ The deputy governor mused: Grasps the grass, this small factory to not decorate the achievements specially draws me to come to see, opened the market really externally! 副省长暗想:握草,这个小厂子不是专门为装点政绩拉我来看看,是真的在国外打开了市场啊！ City leaders and with official also mused: Grasps the grass, we want to look for a model to deceive, how to look casually found such a freak? 市领导和跟来的官员也一个个暗想:握草,我们不过是想找个典型糊弄一下,怎么随便找就找到这么个怪胎？ The television viewer mused: Did this foreigner also eat instant noodles? It seems like this Supreme instant noodles definitely are the superior merchandise! Where sells? I also come one to try. 电视观众暗想:这老外原来也吃方便面啊？看来这‘至尊’牌方便面肯定是上等货！哪有卖？我也来一份试试。 This news broadcasts, immediately causes the society to discuss! Countless people look at the foreigner to eat the instant noodles excitedly. Has the person of foreign language to feel when at most was strange the African to speak Spanish? Moreover they also shouted that ‚governor long live’, is this governor of which family/home? 这新闻一播,顿时引起社会热议！无数人兴奋的看老外吃方便面。顶多有懂外语的人觉着奇怪啥时候非洲人说西班牙语了？而且他们还大喊‘总督万岁’,这是谁家的总督啊？
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