RLY :: Volume #3

#10: I smile others too crazy


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Storekeeper, how this ornamental hairpin does sell?” “掌柜的,这只钗子怎么卖的?” Two ten wén coin.” “二十文钱。” Nearby Su Xuntian said: Why does Code of History buy the thing of this woman?” 一旁苏循天道:“典史何故买这女人之物?” Ye Xiaotian said: „! My that...... younger sister, no decorations, the just right safe/without matter, is thinking today buys to select east and west for her.” 叶小天道:“哦!我那……妹子,也没什么饰物,今日正好无事,想着给她买点东西。” Su Xuntian said: „! Sir Historian is really the brother and sister affectionate, should, should.” 苏循天道:“啊!典史大人真是兄妹情深,应该的,应该的。” Does not pay attention, Su Xuntian ruthlessly „” an own forehead, talking in heart: Su Xuntian Su Xuntian, you also are really stupid! Before looked was the girls of asking for money, first looked for the miss who this did not ask for money, all day will only gather round others to spin, unexpectedly could not think to give the gift, you said the addicted to drink in vain......” 趁人不注意,苏循天狠狠“啪”了一下自己的额头,心道:“苏循天苏循天,你还真是蠢啊!以前找的都是要钱的姑娘,头一回找这不要钱的姑娘,整天只会围着人家打转,居然想不到送礼物,枉你自称酒色财气……” The Su Xuntian eyeball is transferring, then is more separated with them, buys some more valuable decorations from going, must press elder brother Shuiwu a head, asks for her favor well. Sees Ye Xiaotian to select the accessory dedicated, Su Xuntian is having no more to do with walk...... 苏循天眼珠转着,便想与他们分开些,自去一旁买些更值钱的饰物,总要压水舞兄长一头,才好讨她欢心。见叶小天正专注地挑着饰品,苏循天拔腿就走…… !” “噗!” Zhan Ning'er aims at Ye Xiaotian, makes an effort to blow, Su Xuntian flashes through from Ye Xiaotian exactly behind anxiously anxiously, the ox hair pintle without a trace, did not know is in to bind Ye Xiaotian or Su Xuntian, or was flies to disappear without a trace. 展凝儿瞄准叶小天,用力一吹,恰好苏循天叶小天身后急急闪过,牛毛细针无影无踪,也不知是扎中了叶小天还是苏循天,又或者是飞得不知去向。 Zhan Ning'er is staring at Ye Xiaotian, mouth several: One, two, three and four......” 展凝儿盯着叶小天,嘴里数着:“一、二、三、四……” The Zhan Ning'er number to ten, sees Ye Xiaotian not to have the sound, has a look at gotten out of the way Su Xuntian not to have the sound, discouraged said/tunnel: Missed the goal.” 展凝儿数到十,见叶小天还没有动静,又看看已经走开的苏循天也没有动静,不禁泄气地道:“射偏了。” Zhan Ning'er without getting downcast and takes out an ox hair needle, forces in blowdart cautiously. 展凝儿毫不气馁地又取出一根牛毛针,小心翼翼地塞进吹箭 Ye Xiaotian selected two pearl earrings finally, the pearl is not big, is bigger than grain of rice, but the pure white shiny smooth, wears on the ear of Shuiwu, certainly depending on adding several points of character and style, Ye Xiaotian is taking out money, listens to distant place sudden one to laugh wildly: Hahahaha......” 叶小天最终选中了两枚珍珠耳环,珍珠不大,比米粒儿大些,但纯白莹润,戴在水舞的耳朵上,一定会凭添几分风情,叶小天正掏钱,就听远处突然一阵狂笑:“哈哈哈哈……” Ye Xiaotian hear of that sounds are familiar-sounding, catch the eye looked, sees a distant place shop entrance, Su Xuntian is face upwarding to laugh wildly, Ye Xiaotian strange say/way: „Is his what matter so happy?” 叶小天听那声音耳熟,抬眼一看,就见远处一家店铺门口,苏循天正仰天狂笑,叶小天奇道:“他什么事啊这么开心?” Accompanies gruffly side Ye Xiaotian seems fuwa Daheng to build cool to have a look to that side, thought aloud the said/tunnel: Smiled is so lively, picked money probably.” 憨憨地陪在叶小天身边好象福娃儿似的大亨手搭凉蓬向那边看看,自言自语地道:“笑的这么欢实,大概捡到钱了吧。” Ye Xiaotian said: His luck is really good.” Said that lowers the head to pay money, did not go to principle that county magistrate wife's younger brother. 叶小天道:“那他运气还真好。”说罢低头付钱,不去理那县太爷小舅子了。 Su Xuntian is selecting the accessory, suddenly cannot control to laugh, that sells the businessman of accessory to hurry own east and west to receive, visits him vigilantly, when also he is a lunatic. 苏循天正在挑饰品,突然控制不住地大笑起来,那卖饰品的商贾赶紧把自己的东西都收起来,警惕地看着他,还当他是疯子。 Su Xuntian laughed wildly several, the happy expression also did not have suddenly, he panic-stricken inexplicable, immediately relaxes, but just went out several steps toward Ye Xiaotian, the happy expression that sudden could not contain welled up: Hahahaha......” 苏循天狂笑了几声,笑意突然又没了,他正惊骇莫名,顿时松了口气,可是刚朝叶小天这边走出几步,突然一股遏制不住的笑意又涌上来:“哈哈哈哈……” Su Xuntian hurries to cover the mouth, but the laughter cannot hold, cluck braves unceasingly, Su Xuntian terrified, quickly while the laughter intermittence, shouted one to Ye Xiaotian by far: Sir Historian, I have the urgent matter, first leaves, hahahaha......” 苏循天赶紧捂住嘴巴,可笑声憋不住,咕咕咕的还是不断冒出来,苏循天大为惶恐,急忙趁着笑声间歇,对叶小天远远喊了一句:“典史大人,我有急事,先离开一下,哈哈哈哈……” Su Xuntian does not wait for Ye Xiaotian to reply, then laughs wildly is running into an alley, hurries to run toward a recent hospital. Zhan Ning'er sees the stance that Su Xuntian laughs wildly, immediately likes: „! I hit a target! Really the effective, general year was long, therefore slow some......” 苏循天也不等叶小天回答,便狂笑着逃进一条小巷,赶紧往最近的一家医馆跑去。展凝儿看见苏循天狂笑的姿态,顿时欢喜起来:“啊!我射中了!果然奏效,大概年头久了,所以迟缓了些……” Zhan Ning'er takes with joy blowdart, aims at Ye Xiaotian again: !” 展凝儿喜孜孜地把吹箭拿起来,再度瞄准叶小天:“噗!” Ye Xiaotian pays a bill, falls the bead takes in the bosom carefully, listens to Su Xuntian to speak suddenly by far, Ye Xiaotian is sideways, looks to the Su Xuntian direction that ox hair blowdart scratches his neck to shoot, center that sells the businessman chest of jewelry. 叶小天付了帐,把珠坠小心地收进怀中,忽听苏循天远远说话,叶小天一侧身,向苏循天的方向看去,那牛毛吹箭擦着他的脖子射过去,正中那卖首饰的商贾胸口。 The arrow like the fine fur, entering the body is superficial, storekeeper not perceived, Ye Xiaotian just responded to Su Xuntian one, the drug efficacy outbreak of then storekeeper. Because of this arrow arrow some years, on the arrow contained the efficacy depth to vary, the outbreak of this storekeeper was quicker than Su Xuntian. 箭如细毛,入体不痛不痒,那掌柜的毫无觉察,叶小天这边刚刚回应了苏循天一句,那掌柜的便药效发作了。因为这箭矢有些年头了,箭上所含药力深浅不一,这掌柜的发作比苏循天还快。 Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” Storekeepers laughs suddenly, has a scare close Ye Xiaotian and Li Yuncong, only then Luo Daheng of heavy line is as stable as Mount Tai, is looking at strange say/way of that storekeeper: I said the storekeeper, your shop how long had not been open for business, gained dozens wén coin to smile this?” 掌柜的骤然一阵大笑,把近在咫尺的叶小天李云聪都吓了一跳,只有粗线条的罗大亨稳如泰山,望着那掌柜的奇道:“我说掌柜的,你这店多久没开张了,才赚了几十文钱就笑成这样?” Smiling of storekeeper must the tears get down, is too busy is beckoning with the hand to Daheng, is the laughter is unceasing, even the words could not say. Luo Daheng sees that said to Ye Xiaotian anxiously: Big brother, takes quickly that pearl sinker attractively, the counterfeit goods, you look at this storekeeper maybe happily......” 那掌柜的笑得眼泪都下来了,忙不迭向大亨摆着手,却是笑声不断,连话都说不出来。罗大亨见状,不由紧张地对叶小天道:“大哥,快把那珍珠坠子拿出来好好看看,别是假货吧,你看这掌柜得意的……” Storekeepers just bore the laughter, quickly explained: „It is not, the customer you do not misunderstand, I am remembering yesterday's others to tell my joke suddenly, hahahaha......, vigorously, you come to see to stay at an inn, was too funny, I smile a while, hahahaha......” 掌柜的刚刚忍住笑声,急忙解释道:“不是的不是的,客官你别误会,我是突在想起了昨天别人告诉我的一个笑话,哈哈哈哈……,大力,你来看下店,太好笑了,我去笑一会儿,哈哈哈哈……” Storekeepers how to explain clear why suddenly to laugh, for fear that the guest thinks oneself had the insanity, to quickly find an excuse, called the waiter to look at the shop, oneself evaded the shop anxiously anxiously. 掌柜的如何解释得清自己为何突然发笑,生怕客人以为自己是有疯病的,是以急忙找个借口,唤过伙计看店,自己急急避进店去。 Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” Listens the bold heroic laughter that in the shop is hearing, Ye Xiaotian and Luo Daheng look at each other in blank dismay, has kept silent to follow in Ye Xiaotian nearby Li Yuncong unable to bear shake the head, sighed: „The joke that yesterday heard, smiles now, this person as stupid as what degree?” 听着店里传来的奔放豪迈的笑声,叶小天罗大亨面面相觑,一直默不作声跟在叶小天旁边的李云聪忍不住摇了摇头,叹道:“昨儿听说的笑话,现在才笑出来,这人得笨到什么程度?” Ye Xiaotian and Luo Daheng think are also, laughs in spite of trying not. 叶小天罗大亨想想也是,不由为之失笑。 Not far away, Zhan Ning'er of menswear appearance hates extremely, makes an effort to stamp the feet, said: Really is, missed the goal. I come again!” 不远处,一身男装打扮的展凝儿恨极,用力跺了跺脚,道:“真是的,又射偏了。我再来!” ! ! ! !” “噗!噗!噗!噗!” Zhan Ning'er does not believe in evil doctrines, since oneself act bashful does not project the blowdart time well, then the determination succeeds by sheer force of numbers, her rapid attire arrow and blowdart, pursue shoot, but was also skillful, that arrow does not miss the goal is hits a target others, do not say cannot hit a target Ye Xiaotian, by him Luo Daheng that wide Great Ming goal obviously has not hit a target. 展凝儿不信邪,既然自己拿捏不好射出吹箭的时机,便决心以量取胜,她迅速装箭、吹箭,一路追一路射,可也巧了,那箭不是射偏就是射中别人,不要说射不中叶小天,就连他旁边罗大亨那么宽大明显的目标都没射中。 Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” When Ye Xiaotian saw when front selects the basket, to pull the poor man of trouser legs coverings is laughing suddenly, finally thought that some are not right, the Ye Xiaotian halting footsteps, said to Li Yuncong: „It is not right, how often some people laugh loudly, what special custom isn't this Hu county?” 叶小天看到面前一个挑着筐、挽着裤腿的穷汉子突然开怀大笑时,终于觉得有些不对劲儿了,叶小天站住脚步,对李云聪道:“不对劲儿啊,怎么不时就有人放声大笑,这不是葫县的什么特别习俗吧?” Li Yuncong has not understood, is surprised the said/tunnel: Custom?” 李云聪没听懂,纳罕地道:“习俗?” Ye Xiaotian scratches the head saying: Is...... has a clan to like splashing water probably to bless one kind mutually......” 叶小天挠挠头道:“就是……好象有个族喜欢互相泼水祝福一类的……” Li Yuncong is suddenly enlighted, said: No, the local area does not have any to laugh wildly the custom absolutely.” 李云聪恍然大悟,道:“没有,本地绝对没有什么狂笑习俗。” The Ye Xiaotian hesitation moment, said: This matter is passing strangely, do not bump into what incident to be good again. We do not stroll, immediately returns to the county administration!” 叶小天沉吟片刻,道:“此事透着古怪,可别再碰到什么事端才好。咱们不要逛了,马上回县衙!” Ye Xiaotian goes ahead, is leading Li Yuncong and Luo Daheng hurries to toward the county administration, Zhan Ning'er is burning with impatience, puts out a hand to touch toward the needle pouch, oh a sound said: Didn't have?” 叶小天说走就走,领着李云聪罗大亨往县衙赶去,展凝儿心急火燎,伸手往针囊里一摸,“哎哟”一声道:“没了?” Zhan Ning'er quickly extracts the needle pouch from the waist, discovered that blowdart really used up, she dejectedly launches the needle pouch, suddenly at present one bright, discovered that also blowdart was separated from the arrow pouch, lies down in the needle pouch horizontally, is good because of this ox hair pintle really willowy, opened returned to the original condition. 展凝儿急忙从腰间抽出针囊,发现吹箭果然用光了,她沮丧地展开针囊,突然眼前一亮,发现还有一枝吹箭脱离了箭囊,横躺在针囊里,好在这牛毛细针甚有弹性,一打开就恢复了原状。 Zhan Ning'er quickly installs blowdart, to guarantee to, she takes risk to approach, is away from Ye Xiaotian extremely near place, to his back of the body an arrow. Ye Xiaotian has not thought quite the same as, continues, Zhan Ning'er face clever smiles follows on the heels, waits to visit him to laugh, finally Ye Xiaotian goes out enough 200 steps, nothing happened. 展凝儿急忙装好吹箭,为了确保必中,她冒险逼近,在距离叶小天极近的地方,向他的后心“噗”地一箭。叶小天浑然未觉,继续前行,展凝儿一脸黠笑地跟在后面,等着看他笑话,结果叶小天走出足足两百步,还是没有什么事发生。 Zhan Ning'er dejectedly halts, turns head to have a look at a face strange expression Jiu Dang and Jiu Gao, is embarrasedly typical: „! Actually...... he is a expert, the top player, the top player of deeply concealing, is not I shoots does not permit......” 展凝儿沮丧地站住,扭头看看一脸怪异表情的九当九高,讪讪地道:“咳!其实……他是高手,顶尖高手,深藏不露的顶尖高手,可不是我射不准……” Jiu Dang and Jiu Gao are how good to remove the young lady stage, the Jiu Dang busy say/way: What young lady said is.” Jiu Gao said: Perhaps young lady hit a target, but this blowdart was separated from the arrow pouch, in the medicine without the pouch is feeding, therefore lost the efficacy.” 九当九高怎好拆自家大小姐的台,九当忙道:“大小姐说的是。”九高道:“或许大小姐是射中了的,只是这枝吹箭脱离了箭囊,没有囊中药物喂着,所以失去了药力。” Zhan Ning'er eyes one bright, quickly said: Right! Right! Certainly is this!” 展凝儿双眼一亮,急忙说道:“对!对对对!一定是这样!” * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ Ye Xiaotian dislikes the cross avenue crowd to be bustling, walks slowly, turned specially with Li Yuncong and Luo Daheng the alley, after two alleys, exactly after the Xu Boyi dwelling. 叶小天嫌十字大街人群熙攘,行走缓慢,特意与李云聪罗大亨拐进了胡同,穿过两条胡同后,恰好经过徐伯夷的住处。 They have not gotten to the Xu entrance, listens to bawl to transmit: Your this inexpensive woman, the gruel is so hot on the end comes up, you want to burn me!” 他们还没走到徐家门口,就听一阵叫骂声传来:“你这贱妇,粥这么热就端上来,你想烫死我吗!” As drinks to scold the sound, Tao Siniang runs suddenly from Xujiayuanzi, Xu Boyi turns the walking stick, in the hand takes a rattan, pursues lamely, drinks to scold: „Do you also dare to run? You ran do not come back!” 随着喝骂声,桃四娘突然从徐家院子里跑出来,徐伯夷拐着拐杖,手里拿着一根藤条,一瘸一拐地追出来,喝骂道:“你还敢跑?你跑了就别回来!” On these words, the Tao Siniang then little darling halts, Xu Boyi pursues, scolded wickedly: Your this inexpensive woman, you run, you run to me, inexpensive woman!” Scolded, while brandished the rattan, disregards pulls out will get down, Tao Siniang lifted the arm to cover the face, the rattan pulled out on the body, pulled out one to hurt trembles. 就这一句话,桃四娘便乖乖站住,徐伯夷追上去,恶狠狠骂道:“你这贱妇,你跑啊,你给我跑啊,贱妇!”一边骂,一边抡起藤条,不管不顾地抽将下去,桃四娘举臂掩面,藤条抽在身上,抽一记疼得就一哆嗦。 Luo Daheng is angry, puts out a hand to tear off the book bag, makes an effort to brandish, scolds: Really is the domestic animal!” 罗大亨大怒,伸手扯下书包,用力一抡,骂道:“真是畜牲!” Book bag fan on the Xu Boyi face, Xu Boyi face up then but actually. 书包扇在徐伯夷脸上,徐伯夷仰面便倒。 Ye Xiaotian looked at Daheng one, Daheng explained: Brick...... I forgot to take.” 叶小天看了大亨一眼,大亨解释道:“板砖……我忘了拿出去。” Ye Xiaotian goes forward two steps, bends the waist slowly, picks up the rattan, bent in the hand, but also very has the toughness. 叶小天上前两步,缓缓弯下腰,捡起藤条,在手中弯了弯,还挺有韧性。 Xu Boyi is completely muddled to crawl, sees clearly Ye Xiaotian, immediately when over the face hatred, the Zhan Ning'er pain punched him yesterday, but has said that Historian Ai gave the truth, has not known when must be cheated by him. Kept off the person source of income such as the murder parents, Xu Boyi and Ye Xiaotian this had the absolutely irreconcilable enmity even. 徐伯夷晕头转向地爬起来,一眼看清叶小天,登时满面怨毒,昨日展凝儿痛揍他时,可是说过,要不是艾典史说明真相,还不知要被他蒙骗到几时。挡人财路如杀人父母,徐伯夷叶小天这就算是有了不共戴天之仇。 Luo Daheng scolded: Your family wife warm Shu is virtuous, who didn't the neighbor neighbor praise? To study for you, she also goes to my family to be the female cook laboriously. The family affairs national affairs world matter, anything always said that one principle goes, loses the conscience the matter, you dare to do.” 罗大亨骂道:“你家娘子温淑贤良,街坊邻居谁不夸赞?为了供你读书,她还辛辛苦苦去我家做厨娘。家事国事天下事,什么事总说不过一个理去,这么丧良心的事儿,你都敢做。” Xu Boyi pays no attention to him, but stares a blood red eye to stare at Ye Xiaotian, clenching jaws said/tunnel: Xu teaches the wife, has what coherency in you? Deciding is you gangs up with this inexpensive woman, illegibile, can this not exposed to her suffer hardship? Does not know the sense of honor!” 徐伯夷不理他,只是瞪着一双血红的眼睛盯着叶小天,咬牙切齿地道:“徐某教训内人,于你有何相干?定是你与这贱妇勾勾搭搭,不清不楚,这才见不得她受罪吧?不知廉耻!” Tao Siniang looks startled to the husband, immediately tears well up, just now hit is so ruthless, she not such sad. Ye Xiaotian is staring Xu Boyi, wipes the blood-color clear along his nape of the neck upward spread, inundates the chin, to inundate the cheeks, to inundate the eye, the forehead two blue vein Erlongxizhu bulge. 桃四娘愕然看向丈夫,登时泪如泉涌,方才被打的那么狠,她都没有这么伤心过。叶小天瞪着徐伯夷,一抹血色清晰可辨地沿着他的脖颈向上蔓延,漫过下巴、漫过脸颊、漫过眼睛,额头两根青筋二龙戏珠般凸起。 Ye Xiaotian son-of-a-donkey violated, obviously is the anger already extremely, but...... he actually laughs suddenly: Hahahaha......” 叶小天的驴性儿又犯了,明明已是愤怒已极,但是……他却突然大笑起来:“哈哈哈哈……” Xu Boyi also smiles, sneers again and again typically: What's wrong? Was in the wrong and out of arguments? Was speechless?” 徐伯夷也笑,冷笑连连地道:“怎么?理屈词穷了?无话可说了?” Ye Xiaotian laughs to continue , brandishes the rattan with a smile suddenly, has not had the face to the Xu Boyi draw off: You. The mother bosom your time how to have seen you are such a bum? Ha haha......, what does your he follow father to smile to smile? Do you know that you smiled to explode line with the broken cloth shoes, hahahaha......” 叶小天大笑不止,笑着笑着,突然抡起藤条,没头没脸地向徐伯夷抽去:“你.妈怀你的时候怎么就没看出你是这么一个贱骨头呢?哈哈哈……,你他么跟着老子笑什么笑?你知不知道你笑起来跟破布鞋炸了线似的,哈哈哈哈……” P: Hahahaha, your recommendation ticket and did the Sanjiang ticket throw? Do not dislike troublesome, hurries to throw! Hahahaha...... P:哈哈哈哈,你的推荐票、三江票都投了么?别嫌麻烦,赶紧投啊!哈哈哈哈…… …… ……
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