Sees Ye Xiaotian to begin, Daheng does not neglect, waving is one „beats field artillery”, hit ruthlessly in Xu Boyi already on the panda eye of black and blue, hurt the Xu Boyi words unable to say. 一见叶小天动手,大亨也不怠慢,挥手就是一记“捶地炮”,狠狠打在徐伯夷早已青肿的熊猫眼上,疼得徐伯夷话都说不出来了。 Ye Xiaotian shoves open Daheng wickedly, brandishes the rattan to continue to pull out ruthlessly, pulls out while scolds while smiles: „Smiles! You smile actually! Hahahaha......, looking at you are inexpensive morality, ha haha......, the father was reasonable to you, you spewed with the father mouthful, was your mouth so smelly your mother to know? Ha haha......” 叶小天恶狠狠地把大亨推开,抡起藤条继续狠抽,一边抽一边骂一边笑:“笑啊！你倒是笑啊！哈哈哈哈……,瞧你贱兮兮的德性,哈哈哈……,老子跟你讲道理,你跟老子满嘴喷粪,你嘴巴这么臭你妈知道吗？哈哈哈……” Ye Xiaotian smiled the tears to get down, he is breathing heavily to turn the head, the eye tearful asked Luo Daheng: „Why do I want to smile?” 叶小天笑得眼泪都下来了,他喘着粗气转过头,眼泪汪汪地问罗大亨:“我为什么要笑啊？” Daheng wonders saying: „How I know why the big brother you do want to smile? Is it possible that do you have to like hitting the problem of person?” Saying, being able not help to leave him to be farther. 大亨纳闷道:“我怎么知道大哥你为什么要笑啊？莫非你有喜欢打人的毛病？”说着,情不自禁离他远了些。 At this time Xu Boyi struggled to sit, Ye Xiaotian saw in an instant, the handle he kicked down furiously again , to continue to brandish the rattan: „You also read the saints and sages book, what matter wicked did you do unclear? You sling mud at toward your head, why to insult the father?” 这时徐伯夷挣扎着坐起来,叶小天转眼看见,奋力一脚把他再度踢倒,继续抡藤条:“你还读圣贤书呢,你干了什么缺德事儿自己不清楚？你往自己头上扣屎盆子,干嘛侮辱老子？” Xu Boyi hurts grasps the headdress, yelled angrily: „A Xu ten years of poetry book and scholar academic honor, the county magistrate must give precedence out of courtesy three points to me even, you...... you dare to hit me!” 徐伯夷疼得抱住头面,愤怒地大叫:“徐某十年诗书、秀才功名,就算县尊对我也得礼让三分,你……你竟敢打我！” Ye Xiaotian only exploded wool small donkey liao to kick likely: „A your scholar, very good? When three years old pavilion always teaches me to be literate, when five years old Shangshu teaches me to study, ha, the soldiers and horses direction is on intimate terms with me, light wealth few ministers finish respect complete(ly) respectful to me, hahahaha......, your throws the domestic animal that the wife abandons the child ruthless, can't I hit you?” 叶小天像只炸了毛的小毛驴似的尥蹶子:“你一个秀才,很牛吗？三岁时阁老教我识字,五岁时尚书教我读书,哈哈哈,兵马指挥与我称兄道弟,光禄少卿对我毕敬毕恭,哈哈哈哈……,你个无情无义抛妻弃子的畜牲,我打不得你？” Ye Xiaotian is infuriated, more pulls out is more ruthless, Tao Siniang sees with own eyes husband one distressedly, in the heart does not endure, quickly goes forward to detain, Ye Xiaotian then receives the hand, thinks still not indignation, tramples ruthlessly, kicks to turn Xu Boyi in the place, this drops out pulled out the rattan bitterly. 叶小天火冒三丈,越抽越狠,桃四娘眼见丈夫一副狼狈相,到底心中不忍,急忙上前拦阻,叶小天这才收手,想想犹自不忿,又狠狠一脚踹出去,将徐伯夷踢翻在地,这才恨恨地抛下抽断了的藤条。 The Xu Boyi chignon also dispersed, the clothes also broke, on upper eyelid on arm blood-stained is the whip-mark, is really very distressed. The Xu Boyi actions were really who unpopular, the neighbor neighbor heard the news to catch up with saw all jubilantly, actually no one went forward to exhort. 徐伯夷发髻也散了,衣服也破了,头上脸上手臂上血迹斑斑的全是鞭痕,真是好不狼狈。徐伯夷的所做所为甚不得人心,闻讯赶来的街坊邻居见了俱都兴高彩烈,却无一人上前解劝。 Xu Boyi crawls distressedly, saw with own eyes that the wife supports by the arm, her pushes to the ground ill-humoredly, wipes the face on bloodstain, saw Ye Xiaotian not to have the lethal weapon, the courage strongly, to yell slightly angrily: „Good, you dare so to be degrading refined, this scholar must bring a case before the authorities to take you surely!” 徐伯夷狼狈地爬起来,眼见妻子过来搀扶,没好气地把她推倒在地,擦了擦脸上的血迹,见叶小天已经没了凶器,胆气稍壮,愤怒地大叫道:“好,你敢如此有辱斯文,本秀才定要告官拿你！” Ye Xiaotian Nie he is sneering again and again: „You go, ha, the father is the yamen (government office) person, ha, I go back to rest now the strength you, came to punch you again ruthlessly, hahahaha......” 叶小天乜着他冷笑连连:“你去告啊,哈哈哈,老子就是衙门的人,哈哈哈,我现在就回去歇着力气等你,来了再狠狠揍你,哈哈哈哈……” Ye Xiaotian turns around to walk, sees Tao Siniang to wipe tears to crawl, then said to her: „Such a domestic animal, to then left, you look for a man casually, compares this grade of salt za domestic animal strong hundred times, what can follow he to make? Hahahaha......” 叶小天转身要走,见桃四娘抹着眼泪正爬起来,便对她道:“这样一个畜牲,离便离了,你随便找个男人,都比这等腌臜畜牲强百倍,非要跟着他作什么？哈哈哈哈……” Ye Xiaotian shoves open the crowd, departs with stride, Xu Boyi and Li Yuncong follow hastily. Ye Xiaotian suppressed the long time, suddenly the discovery happy expression does not have, frightened said/tunnel: „Why did I laugh a moment ago bewilderedly?” 叶小天推开人群,大步离去,徐伯夷和李云聪连忙跟上。叶小天强忍了半晌,突然发现笑意全无,不禁恐惧地道:“我刚才为什么莫名其妙发笑？” Li Yuncong also detected that at this time is not right, but he does not know in really the world has like that the strange medicine unexpectedly, if thinks toward other aspect, cannot find out any possibly, has to be pressed the brow saying: „Sir body has what improper, must ask a doctor of Chinese medicine to have a look.” 李云聪这时也发觉不对了,可他着实不知世上竟有那般古怪的药物,若是往别的方面去想,又想不出任何可能,只好蹙着眉头道:“大人身子是不是有什么不妥,要不要找个郎中看看。” Ye Xiaotian moves arm leg, said: „ But I have nothing improper, wants to smile a moment ago for no reason, not the slightest difference from the person who on the street these laugh for no reason, is seriously strange. 叶小天动了动胳膊腿儿,道:“可我没有任何不妥啊,刚才就是无端端地想笑,和街上那些无故大笑的人一般无二,当真奇怪。 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ In the Ye Xiaotian heart is somewhat anxious, is this sickness is also strange, besides will laugh inexplicably, does not have other consequence, Ye Xiaotian unable to make up mind to look at the doctor of Chinese medicine for a while, when he walked one, saw that the county yamen (government office) mouth, always without laughed again for no reason, Ye Xiaotian then also cancelled this thought thoroughly. 叶小天心中有些不安,可是这病也怪,除了会莫名发笑之外,却也没有别的后果,叶小天一时又拿不定主意要不要去看郎中,等他走了一阵,眼看到了县衙门口,始终没有再无故发笑,叶小天便也彻底打消了这个念头。 Ye Xiaotian just made great strides forward the county administration front door, Meng county deputy has two to follow, sees the Ye Xiaotian access road/simply said: „Historian Ai, happen, I am just about to look for you.” 叶小天刚迈进县衙大门,孟县丞就带着两个伴随出来了,一见叶小天便道:“艾典史,正好,我正要找你。” Ye Xiaotian said submissively: „What matter does Sir county deputy look for my?” 叶小天拱手道:“县丞大人找我何事？” Meng county deputy said: „County magistrate Sir and I discussed, levies the autumn harvested grains also to need the county administration to send for the shock and awe ganef, to coordinate the grain long to levy grain taxes. You also know, this place common social practice is valiant, always some others are in armor and insurance just, grain long do not dare to offend, you lead some people first to walk one time to the city east Sanhe Township, there collects taxes is difficult.” 孟县丞道:“县尊大人与我商议,征收秋粮还需县衙派人下去震慑宵小,以配合粮长征粮。你也知道,此地民风彪悍,总有些人家是里甲、保正、粮长们不敢得罪的,你带些人先到城东三河乡走一遭,那里收税最是艰难。” Ye Xiaotian consents to say joyfully: „Good! Lower official this goes.” 叶小天欣然应允道:“好！下官这就去。” Ye Xiaotian entered the county administration first to look for Su Xuntian, but Su Xuntian is laughing and not smiling in a doctor of Chinese medicine family/home at this time from time to time from time to time, Su Xuntian made that doctor of Chinese medicine had no alternative, could not see any illness, has sent people to ask him to go into retirement many years of over 90-year- old Respected teacher. 叶小天进了县衙先找苏循天,可苏循天此时正在一位郎中家里时而大笑、时而不笑呢,苏循天弄得那位郎中无可奈何,偏偏看不出任何病症,已经派人去请他收山多年年愈九旬的老恩师了。 Ye Xiaotian could not find Su Xuntian, when only he is loaf, thought that he is the wife's younger brother of county magistrate, how pouring is not good to direct him, then selected ten bailiffs, brought the shackles blade weapon, requested issue of something a horse to the county administration, rides the big tall horse to go to the country. 叶小天找不到苏循天,只当他又偷懒,心想他是县太爷的小舅子,倒也不好怎么使唤他,便点了十个捕快,带了枷锁刀械,又向县衙请领了一匹马,骑着高头大马下乡去也。 Idle Luo Daheng naturally must follow him, in the Daheng family/home has the horse, at this time but where to go home with enough time, the Daheng person is also lazy, arrives at the halfway to see a porter to pull a mule exactly, the Daheng great happiness, rents that mule hastily, rides is going out of town with Ye Xiaotian. 无所事事的罗大亨自然是要跟他走的,大亨家里有马,可这时回家哪里来得及,大亨人又懒,走到半途恰好看见一个脚夫牵着一头骡子,大亨大喜,连忙租下那头骡子,骑着跟叶小天出了城。 Knows to Sanhe Township Ye Xiaotian, this place defiant person is really numerous, that family circumstances still permissible others, refuses payment of taxes vigorously. The poverty-stricken families, actually also the rare yeanling, they turn over to poorly poorly, is poor horizontal poor horizontal, as soon as you raise the tax grain, he does not have money Jiao, has not been willing to speak well, must damage you one to be good mystifyingly. 到了三河乡叶小天才知道,此地果然刁民众多,那家境尚可的人家,也是极力抗税。穷苦人家呢,却也少见小绵羊,他们穷归穷,可是穷横穷横的,你一提税粮,他没钱交也就罢了,偏偏还不肯好好说话,非要阴阳怪气损你一番才行。 So again and again, made that Ye Xiaotian has a fit of temper is not, does not have a fit of temper is not, in the heart somewhat is really depressed. Ye Xiaotian was just a scapegoat from families, after coming out, turns angrily to another, but also without entering the courtyard, hears frank big laughter. 如此几次三番,弄得叶小天发脾气不是,不发脾气也不是,心中着实有些郁闷。叶小天刚从一户人家受了气,出来之后气鼓鼓地拐向另一家,还没进院子,就听到一阵爽朗之极的大笑声。 The Ye Xiaotian spirit inspires immediately, this master smiles so elatedly, the easy life has thought good, could collect the grain. Who knew Ye Xiaotian to enter the courtyard to look, saw that house to be tattered, as if the gale blew resembles, in courtyard also tattered, and did not seem like the rich families. 叶小天精神顿时一振,这家主人笑得如此欢畅,小日子想必过的不错,或许可以收得上粮。谁知叶小天进了院子一看,就见那房子破破烂烂,仿佛大风一吹就倒似的,院子里也破破烂烂,并不像是富有人家。 The Li Yuncong speaker shouts: „Government authorities came the person, in the family/home had gasping for breath? Comes out!” 李云聪扬声喊道:“官府来人了,家里有喘气的没有？出来一个!” Li Yuncong finishes barely the words, listens to behind frank laughing, then looked, sees Ye Xiaotian to smile incomparably elatedly, stands asks nearby Luo Daheng novelly: „Big brother, his these words saying laughably what has?” 李云聪话音未落,就听身后一阵爽朗的大笑,回头一看,就见叶小天正笑得无比欢畅,站在一旁的罗大亨新奇地问道:“大哥,他这句话说的有什么可笑吗？” „Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” Ye Xiaotian is very painful, he thinks that smiled to get sick is good, who knew actually manifests suddenly suddenly, Daheng asked, Ye Xiaotian wanted to reply actually smiled cannot speak, can only beckon with the hand again and again. Daheng sees that to understand, sighed: „My Maya, suffers a relapse......” 叶小天好不痛苦,他本以为笑病已经好了,谁知突然间却又发作,大亨一问,叶小天想要回答却笑得说不出话,只能连连摆手。大亨见状明白过来,叹了口气道:“我的玛雅,又犯病啦……” At this time the door person's shadow flashed, went out of a person to come from inside, walked while laughs loudly: „Hahahaha......” this really welcomed smiles the guest, guests and hosts having a good time. 这时房门口人影一闪,从里边走出一个人来,一边走一边放声大笑:“哈哈哈哈……”这真是笑迎笑客,宾主尽欢。 Luo Daheng fixes the eyes on looked, goes out of the person of laughing somewhat to look familiar from the room, thinks carefully, suddenly recalls, this person of early morning time they have seen on the county long street, at that time this person pulled the trouser legs coverings to select the guts, from their side process, laughed suddenly loudly. 罗大亨定睛一看,从屋中走出的大笑之人有些面熟,仔细一想,忽然记起,这人一早的时候他们在县城长街上见过,那时这人挽着裤腿挑着胆,从他们身旁经过,突然就放声大笑起来。 The poor man sees in the family/home to rush in more than ten Duke people suddenly, shows the terrified look, but is strange, his laughter has not actually stopped as before: „Various potential difference sir official, hahahaha, does not know that everyone arrives at my family, has anything...... ha haha......!” 那穷汉一见家里突然闯进十多个公人,不禁露出惶恐神色,可诡异的是,他的笑声却依旧未停:“各位差官老爷,哈哈哈哈,不知各位到我家来,有什么事……哈哈哈……啊！” Li Yuncong flexure scratched the head, talking in heart: „Is it possible that this smiles the sickness to infect?” 李云聪挠了挠头,心道:“莫非这笑病会传染的？” Li Yuncong covered the nose to draw back two steps, also spread out some with Ye Xiaotian, opened the book to have a look, then said to that poor man ominously: „Name were your Mu adore/admire? You owed three years of tax grains, today you give us happy words, actually this year's tax grain can you hand over?” 李云聪捂着鼻子退了两步,同时和叶小天也拉开了些距离,翻开帐簿看看,便凶巴巴地对那穷汉道:“你叫穆慕是吧？你都欠了三年的税粮了,今天你给我们一个痛快话儿,今年的税粮你究竟能不能交？” Mu adore/admire listens, immediately draws out the face to say painstakingly: „Misses sir official, you see my family to be poor, my father was paralyzed in the bed, my mother eyes was blind, my young married woman had sheep epilepsy, couple days ago prepared food the sudden onset, shrank on the ground tics, the head sneaked in the stove pit incautiously, the profile scorched, ha haha......” 穆慕一听,顿时苦起脸道:“差官老爷,你看我家穷的,我爹瘫痪在床,我娘眼睛瞎了,我那婆娘有羊癫疯,前几天做饭的时候突然发病,缩在地上直抽抽,脑袋一不小心钻进灶坑,半边脸都烧焦了,哈哈哈……” Mu adore/admire smiles while cries, tears: „I to have a son, had six daughters, had a son with great difficulty, but also contracted the infantile paralysis, wū wū, my life is so how bitter, ha haha......” 穆慕一边笑一边哭,眼泪吧喳的:“我为了生个儿子,足足生了六个女儿啊,好不容易有了个儿子,还患了小儿麻痹,呜呜呜,我的命怎么就这么苦啊,哈哈哈……” Ye Xiaotian also smiles suddenly: „Ha haha......” 叶小天突然也笑起来:“哈哈哈……” Mu Muhong the eye, is looking angrily to Ye Xiaotian: „Great Lord, you are conscientious, I miserably became like this, you also smiled! Ha haha......” 穆慕红着眼睛,愤怒地看向叶小天:“大老爷,你还有良心吗,我都惨成这样了,你还笑！哈哈哈……” Ye Xiaotian said: „Ha, you...... aren't you same are smiling?” 叶小天道:“哈哈哈,你……你不也一样在笑吗？” Mu Mudao: „Do I laugh at you to smile?” 穆慕道:“我笑你就笑吗？” Ye Xiaotian smiles while wipes tears: „Ha, I do not want to smile, ha, I know you, this morning has seen you in the county, sickness that you said...... ha, is laughs bewilderedly? Ha, I...... also same......” 叶小天一边笑一边抹眼泪:“哈哈哈,我也不想笑啊,哈哈哈,我认识你,今早在县城见过你,你说的病……哈哈哈,就是莫名其妙地大笑吧？哈哈哈,我……也一样……” The cheeks of Li Yuncong twitched several, muttered: „Real his mother damn.” 李云聪的脸颊抽搐了几下,喃喃自语道:“真他娘见了鬼了。” A yamen runner sees leaf Great Lord to smile is very painful, cannot say what for a while, then showily for him to Mu Mudao: „You said that this saying who believes that miserable I have seen, listens not to listen like your family such miserable me, how was the god of plague occupied by your family is? Let me tell you, this year you do not pay taxes, pays off a debt in labor with your daughter.” 一个衙役见叶大老爷笑得痛苦不堪,一时也说不出什么,便耀武扬威地替他对穆慕道:“你说这话谁信啊,惨的人家我见过,像你家这么惨的我听都没听过,瘟神住你家了是咋的？我跟你说,今年你再不交税,就拿你女儿抵债。” Mu adore/admire laughs saying: „Ha, wonderful, my daughter, the age of long head, ate eats me poorly, I was the sincerity cannot raise, haha......, difference sir official of this good intention, we settled, I took the daughter to pay off a debt in labor, ha haha......” 穆慕大笑道:“哈哈哈,好极啦,我那女儿,都是正长个头的年纪,吃都把我吃穷了,我是真心养不起啊,哈哈……,这位好心的差官老爷,咱就说定了,我拿女儿抵债,哈哈哈……” Ye Xiaotian is bending the waist, whistling breathes, but also comforts Mu adore/admire diligently: „Old Brother Mu, you...... your let alone angry words, hehe, haha, I know you uncomfortably...... at heart. Your family situation I also saw, truly suffices to be miserable, haha......” 叶小天弯着腰,呼呼直喘,还努力安慰穆慕:“老穆大哥,你……你别说气话了,呵呵,哈哈,我知道你……心里难受。你家情况我也看到了,确实够惨,哈哈……” Mu adore/admire replied with a smile: „no no no, Sir, my time was very happy, haha, coming the younger brother and a move of younger brother, to think that the younger brother, hopes the younger brother, read the younger brother, to ask the younger brother, you came out quickly, ha haha......” 穆慕笑着回答道:“不不不,大人,我这次是真的很高兴啊,哈哈,来弟、招弟、想弟、盼弟、念弟、求弟,你们快出来啊,哈哈哈……” Mu adore/admire greeting, six clothing are tattered, nutrition **, the appearance ugly silly girl ran the house, the platoon became one row to visit them to laugh eagerly the father incessantly. 穆慕一声招呼,六个衣衫破烂、营养**、样子丑丑的黄毛丫头跑出了房子,排成一排眼巴巴地看着她们大笑不止的父亲。 Mu adore/admire refers to Ye Xiaotian, smiles out of breath typically: „Daughter, me was poor went hungry, where had money to pay taxes, haha, nowadays also has to pay off a debt in labor with you, the father was unfair to you, but you with the master, at least had to sate the appetite to eat, haha, you followed this master......” 穆慕一指叶小天,笑得上气不接下气地道:“女儿啊,咱家穷得都揭不开锅了,哪有钱交税啊,哈哈,现如今也只好拿你们抵债,爹对不起你们,不过你们跟了老爷,至少有口饱饭吃啊,哈哈,你们都跟这位老爷走吧……” Mu adore/admire finishes barely the words, Ye Xiaotian has run away to the front gate, runs away while smiles: „...... Is gawking doing? Quickly! Run, hahahaha haha......” 穆慕话音未落,叶小天已经逃向院门,一边逃一边笑:“愣……愣着干什么？快！快跑啊,哈哈哈哈哈哈……” P: Asked the Sanjiang ticket and recommendation ticket honestly! P:诚求三江票、推荐票！ …… ……