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#742: In the world has plants the person

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Disney at the preview meeting in Los Angeles, just like these years, simply has not invited these established well-known movie critics, regarding media group that Walt Disney this type nearly covers all-around, movie critic these weak voices radically dispensable. 迪士尼在洛杉矶举行的试映会上,如同这几年一样,根本没有邀请那些老牌的知名影评人,对于华特迪士尼这种近乎全方位覆盖的传媒集团来说,影评人那些微弱的声音根本就可有可无。 However at another preview meeting in Rhode Island, Hasbro invited a big ticket movie critic to participate, then looked for one pile of troubles to oneself. 但是在罗德岛州举行的另一场试映会上,孩之宝却邀请了一大票影评人参加,然后给自己找了一堆麻烦。 After holding the press conference, Ryan the personnel who regulated the copy from Rhode Island Disney obtained some news, it is said Hasbro invited specially by Roger? Albert is that group of movie critics of head, when the preview meeting had not ended, leaves the stage in abundance ahead of time. 举行完新闻发布会后,瑞恩才从罗德岛州迪士尼监管拷贝的人员那边得到了一些消息,据说孩之宝特意邀请来的以罗杰?艾伯特为首的那批影评人,在试映会还没有结束的时候,就纷纷提前退场。 Afterward, Roger? In Albert's column, is not as expected wrote down regarding «Transformers» disdaining and ridicule. 随后,罗杰?艾伯特的专栏里,不出预料的写下了对于《变形金刚》的不屑和讥讽。 „Watching this movie is a fearful experience, unendurable length, actually only then 2-3 slightly interesting scenes, the endless cgi manufacture scene were too many, are more much, makes people think that does not have this necessity, Disney to appraise their strategy again, but should not play these to distort and fight the game on the silver screen simply randomly.” “观看这部电影是一次可怕的经历,令人难以忍受的长度,却只有2-3处稍有意思的场景,无休无止的cgi制作场面太多了,多得让人受不了,也让人觉得没有这个必要,迪士尼应该再去评估一下他们的策略,而不应该在银幕上简单地乱玩这些变形和对打游戏。” „The plot of movie is simply impervious, automobile person and Tyrant Tianhu with other robots is insignificant to the pekoe, their voices are mixing Brooklyn voice, the British accent and hip-hop voice, actually acts the lifeform from extraterrestrial, their performance seem like discard in the waste of garbage dump, their stupid like stone.” “电影的剧情简直不可理喻,汽车人、霸天虎与其他机器人的对白毫无意义,他们的口音混合着布鲁克林口音、英国口音以及hip-hop口音,却扮演来自外星的生物,他们的表现看上去就像丢弃在垃圾场的废物,他们笨的就像石头。” „This movie is Michael Bay directs, was that shoots in 1996 «Has rushed Bravely Seizes the Life Island» person, but he actually lays out «Transformers» this type now does not know the so-called thing. This is not a movie, at best is only a toy show field. Takes the children of Transformers toy to the toy to be full of the imagination, was fantasizing they fight bravely, and forever is their friends. I know a child, lost his blue truck toy when playing, cries rendingly. But even such child. Also about «Transformers» felt disappointed and depressed.” “这部电影是迈克尔?贝执导的,就是那个在1996年拍过《勇闯夺命岛》的人,而他现在却拍出《变形金刚》这种不知所谓的东西。这不是一部电影,充其量只是一个玩具秀场。拿着变形金刚玩具的小孩们能对玩具充满想象,幻想着它们勇敢战斗,并且永远是他们的朋友。我就知道一个小孩,在玩耍时遗失了他蓝色的卡车玩具,哭得撕心裂肺。但即使是这样的小孩。也会对《变形金刚》感到失望而沮丧。” „The fight scene of movie is most disgusting, a robot can also make you distinguish, but 2-3 in were completely together muddled, but what thing that can turn into four building high robots from Chevrolet race car is? When fights only depends on the fist unexpectedly......” “影片的战斗场景最让人厌恶,一个机器人还能让你分辨,但2-3个在一起就完全让人糊涂了,而那个能从雪弗兰科迈罗跑车变成四层楼高的机器人到底是个什么玩意？打斗时竟然只靠拳头……” „These robots that industrial light demon makes, is sillier than one box of brooch, they are also having the great small head, funny looks like the clown of circus troupe, exactly said, the clown compares their performances to be splendid.” “工业光魔制造出的这些机器人,比一盒别针还傻,它们还都长着巨小的脑袋,滑稽的就像是马戏团的小丑,确切的说,小丑比它们的表演还要精彩。” Value that „«Transformers» does not have any is worth watching, the smart person saves this sum of money. By saving own movie ticket, if you really want to know that this movie spoke anything, does not need to go to the theater, so long as entered the kitchen, let one team of male choirs song of person chorus hell, asked a child to knock the pots and pans again fiercely, then closed the eye to use the imagination to be OK heartily.” “《变形金刚》没有任何值得观看的价值,聪明人还是省下这笔钱。以节约自己的电影票,如果你实在想知道这部电影讲什么,根本不需要去影院,只要走进厨房,让一队男唱诗班的人合唱地狱之歌,再叫一个小孩猛敲锅碗瓢盆,然后闭上眼睛尽情发挥想象力就可以了。” Roger? Albert's final attitude, cannot with disdain to describe extremely. 罗杰?艾伯特最后的态度,已经不能用极度不屑来形容了。 This is a freedom of speech state, no one is able to prevent him to express own view. But he summoned that do not enter the opinion of theater, in some sense, in Walt Disney's cake. 这是一个言论自由的国度,谁也无法阻止他发表自己的看法。但他号召不要进影院的言论,从某种意义上来说,就是在动华特迪士尼的蛋糕。 The opposite party do not know that the so-called movie criticism, quick work room was retransmitted in the Ryan mailbox by ‚automobile person’. Passing for these years, Roger? Albert's bombardment to Disney commercial movie has not stopped, Ryan was disinclined to respond such a almost by the time eliminated the person, he actually jumps again and again. Always showed that own vision wise, the movie team and United States of as if entire Disney audience is a fool, will only produce and watch these stupid movies. 对方不知所谓的影评,很快就被‘汽车人’工作室转发到了瑞恩的邮箱里。过往这几年,罗杰?艾伯特对迪士尼商业电影的炮轰始终就没有停过,瑞恩本来懒得搭理这样一个几乎被时代淘汰了的人,他却三番两次的跳出来。总是显示自己的目光有多高明,似乎整个迪士尼的电影团队与全美的观众都是傻子,只会制作和观看那些愚蠢的电影。 Especially this time opinion. Previous time commented «Sparta 300 Warrior» is more excessive, shouted loudly ‚everyone do not look at «Transformers»’ in column on the difference directly this words. 特别是这次的言论。比上次评论《斯巴达三百勇士》更为过分,就差直接在专栏里高喊‘所有人都不要去看《变形金刚》’这种话了。 However, this matter also has the advantage, since some people open fire, that cooked up the heat the topic thoroughly, using temporarily as drums up support for the film promotion. 不过嘛,这种事也不是没有好处,既然有人开火,那就把话题彻底炒热,权当是为电影宣传造势了。 How many telephones after Ryan, Yahoo ! and Google, tempts tube and Disney online and other Internet, retransmitted Roger in the prominent position respectively? Albert's commentary, just the face book and Twitter of some reputations, retransmitted this article similarly massively, but follows this movie criticism to appear, is the scale imposing manner has pressed its rebuttal commentary by far. 就在瑞恩几个电话之后,雅虎、谷歌、诱tube和迪士尼在线等网络媒体,分别在显著位置转发了罗杰?艾伯特的评论,就连刚刚有些名声的脸书和推特,同样大规模的转发了这篇文章,而伴随这篇影评出现的,则是规模气势远远压过它的反驳评论。 Disney wants to ask the ringer to refute, was too relaxed, the casualness can pull out No. dozens well-known critic from all walks of life, but was advanced most front by Disney, is the view that an ordinary movie fan expresses. 迪士尼想要找枪手反驳,太轻松了,随便就能拉出几十号各界的知名评论家,不过被迪士尼推到最前沿的,则是一个普通影迷发表的看法。 „I am only an average person, is not the film industry practitioner, is not the well-known critic, I biggest hobby is the good food and movie, but also remembers that a United States well-known food critic had said- in many aspects, the work of critic is very relaxed, we do not need to take risk, can actually enjoy compared with these provides the work to be higher than the first-grade position for the person who we judge. We crave in criticizing others, writing and readers find it interesting, but the true fact is, any ordinary junk food compared with us to its criticism meaningful!” “我只是一个普通人,既不是电影行业从业者,也不是知名评论家,我最大的爱好就是美食和电影,还记得全美一位知名美食评论家如此说过-在许多方面,评论家的工作很轻松,我们不怎么需要冒险,却能享受比那些提供自身作品供我们评判的人高出一等的地位。我们热衷于批评别人,写者和读者都觉得有趣,但真正的事实是,任何普通的垃圾食品都要比我们对它的批评来得更有意义！” „However, is not all thinks the vision wise experts have such consciousness!” “然而,不是所有自认为眼光高明的专家都有如此的觉悟！” „Below, is I...... not a well-known ordinary film aficionado and retaliating of «Transformers» amateur.” “以下,是我……一个不知名的普通电影爱好者和《变形金刚》爱好者的回敬。” „Gives these to be similar to Roger? Abbott equally is great the aloof from worldly affairs movie critics.” “送给那些如同罗杰?艾尔伯特一样伟大清高的影评人们。” „In the world has plants the person, thinks academic invincible, the vision is wise, like God of been engaged in industry, may in fact be pity that some public tastes do not understand ‚waste’.” “世界上有这么种人,自认为学术无敌,眼光高明,如同所从事的行业的上帝,可实际上是些连公众口味都不了解的可怜‘废物’。” „In the world has plants the person, thinks that own commentary represented the authority, can guide at will ‚stodgy’ the public, actually does not know that their viewpoint in the eyes of most public is always unimportant.” “世界上有这么种人,以为自己的评论代表了权威,可以随意引导‘迂腐’的公众,却不知在大多数公众的眼中他们的观点从来都不重要。” „In the world has plants the person, own thought has ossified to obviously not being able to keep up with the advance of time, actually also thinks that own world is the criterion of weight world, but in person of eyes reason they have been similar to the mummy in pyramid.” “世界上有这么种人,明明自己的思维已经僵化到跟不上时代的进步,却还以为自己的天地才是衡量当今世界的尺度,可是在明理之人眼中他们早已如同金字塔中的木乃伊。” „In the world has plants the person, regards the development of thing in own standard, thought that the new things must excavate by them, however the development of time these ‚has actually thought that’ mister eliminates, they actually know nothing about.” “世界上有这么种人,以自己的标准去看待事物的发展,满以为新鲜事物一定要由他们去发掘,然而时代的发展却早已把这些‘自以为’先生淘汰,他们却浑然不知。” „Gives to these great people, gives to that great movie critic, your virulence and unkind can only make us be far away from your crowds by the person who the time eliminates.” “送给那些伟大的这种人,送给那个伟大的影评人,你们的恶毒和刻薄只能使我们更加远离你们这群被时代淘汰的人。” „Asked everyone to have the sympathetic look to regard that not to know the bumblebee, actually must ridicule Transformers ‚authority’.” “请大家带着同情的眼神去看待那个连大黄蜂都不认识,却偏偏要去讥讽变形金刚的‘权威’。” „ Still remembers that Ryan did refute David? When Denby fact that cites? “还记得瑞恩反驳大卫?登比时列举的事实吗？ „1977 spring, at a preview meeting of forthcoming new science fiction movie, thinks the vision wise movie critics soon-to-be-born ‚newborn’ took ‚stupidly awfully’ and ‚inexpensive entertainment’ the hat, sentenced his death penalty directly.” “1977年的春季,在一个即将上映的新科幻电影的试映会上,自认为眼光高明的影评人们把一部即将出世的‘新生儿’带上了‘傻的要命’和‘廉价的娱乐’的帽子,直接宣判了他的死刑。” „However, that is regarded as must die child without doubt ’ to include Roger finally ‚? In Albert the indifference and sarcastic comments of movie critic base and low starting off...... 30 years later today, these past years ridiculed ‚ child who this could not live’ like Roger? Albert's such movie critic is actually breached to this matter does not raise, but that past years ‚was doomed short-lived’ the child called- «Star War»!” “然而,最终那个被视为‘必死无疑的孩子’在包括罗杰?艾伯特在内的影评人的冷眼和冷话中卑微的上路……30年后的今天,那些当年讥笑这个‘活不了的孩子’的如罗杰?艾伯特这样的影评人却对此事决口不提,而那个当年‘注定短命’的孩子却叫—《星球大战》！” „ I participated in the movie at the preview meeting of Los Angeles, perhaps «Transformers» could not become " Star War » general science fiction epic legend, but if you deeply loved Transformers truly, if true liked the splendid movie, true only wants in this agitated time, to look for a very profound region to gallop freely own wild nature...... “我参加了影片在洛杉矶的试片会,或许《变形金刚》成不了《星球大战》一般的科幻史诗传奇,但是如果你真正热爱变形金刚,如果真正的喜欢精彩的电影,真正的只想在这个烦躁的时代里,找一个酷玄的地带去自由驰骋自己的野性…… „When that you look at it earnestly, you will discover surprisedly it by far compared with imagination wants fine and grand many, but that did not know the bumblebee, person who actually also wants the crazy nozzle water, I also want to say--- On the historical bookshelf of library also has the position, there is your true homes to return to!” “那么当你认真的看它的时候,你会惊奇的发现它远远比想象的要精细和宏伟的多,而那个连大黄蜂都不认识,却还要狂喷口水的人,我也想说---图书馆的历史书架上还有位置,那里是你们真正的归宿！” Submerges the voices of these opponents with the sea of people's war, this is Ryan and Disney at the matter of doing, this helps propagandize to hype, but can also arouse the more people's concern over the movie. 用人民战争的海洋去淹没那些反对者的声音,这就是瑞恩和迪士尼在做的事情,这既有利于宣传炒作,还能唤起更多人对影片的关注。 Regarding people who Ryan this hand grasps the large amounts of media resources, the appropriate guidance public opinion is not the too difficult things, this is also in the world the basic capabilities of all media groups, let alone he is this state most has the popularity and one of the most influential people. 对于瑞恩这种手握大量媒体资源的人来说,适当的引导公众舆论并不是太难的事情,这也是世界上所有传媒集团的基本能力,何况他本身还是这个国度最具知名度和最有影响力的人之一。 Many Internet Roger? Albert's movie criticism lays aside in the striking position, without doubt provides the opportunity that hung to hit for the public, although in the network also the somewhat old person supports the opposite party, but to as the young people of main body, they knows Roger? Who is Albert? 众多网络媒体将罗杰?艾伯特的影评放置在醒目的位置,无疑为公众提供了吊打的机会,虽然网络上也有些年龄大的人支持对方,但对作为主体的青少年们来说,他们认识罗杰?艾伯特是谁？ „I always regard the background noise movie criticism thing.” “我一向把影评这东西当成背景噪音。” „This movie critic named anything is only the fool who can talk nonsense.” “这个叫什么的影评人只是个会胡扯的傻瓜。” „No matter how said that the childhood memory was awakened very for a long time, had not anticipated a movie.” “不管怎么说小时候的记忆又被唤醒了,已经很久没有这么期待一部电影了。” On the network can definitely surge to describe with the public sentiment, even in Roger? The effort that in Albert's network column, some people will have refuted rose the personal attack. 网络上面完全可以用群情涌动来形容,甚至在罗杰?艾伯特的网络专栏里,已经有人将反驳的力度上升到了人身攻击。 „Who this old fogy that ugly does not have the human appearance picture to paste, this can give vent to indignation!” “谁把这个老家伙那张丑的没人样的照片贴出来,这样才能泄愤啊！” Then some people pasted the chart, „pasted......” 接着就有人贴图了,“贴出来了……” „Opens is uglier!” Behind some people follow to reply. “还有张更丑的！”后面又有人跟着回复。 „Makes this stodgy ill-smelling person continue here to spurt, we prepared to watch the movie to be good.” “让这个迂腐酸臭的人继续在这儿喷吧,我们准备看电影好了。” These are the offensive in public opinion, since the opposite party rose the opinion the altitude of touching the Disney interest, Ryan will not continue indifferently, while using the media resources guidance public opinion of Disney, answered a telephone, was hit by him. 这些都是舆论方面的攻势,既然对方将言论上升到了触动迪士尼利益的高度,瑞恩也不会继续无动于衷,在动用迪士尼的媒体资源引导舆论的同时,一通接一通的电话,先后被他打了出去。 United States biggest two web search engine service provider Google and Yahoo !, pledged that in future a long time, will the search service shield Roger automatically? Albert's network column, several do reprint Roger? The paper media of Albert movie criticism, in Disney and other companies may abolish the advertisement cooperation in the situation, relieved in abundance with Roger? The reprint agreement between Albert......( please search the floating astronomy to be continued, the novel is better to renew is quicker! 全美最大的两个网络搜索引擎服务商谷歌和雅虎,承诺在未来很长的一段时间内,搜索服务会自动屏蔽罗杰?艾伯特的网络专栏,数家转载罗杰?艾伯特影评的纸质媒体,在迪士尼等多家公司可能会撤销广告合作的情况下,纷纷解除了与罗杰?艾伯特之间的转载协议……(未完待续请搜索飄天文學,小说更好更新更快!
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