RINAPE :: Volume #3

#290: Wallowing


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Similar Chief Li this mentality, has almost multiplied in several hundred thousand Happy Farm users tonight similarly. 类似李总这种心态,今晚在几十万开心农场用户心里几乎都同样滋生过。 The looks at laborious type of vegetable/dish was stolen away by others, everyone will feel that uncomfortable, the crops were stolen, the crops that oneself can harvest were short, corresponds, own experience was also short, the gold coin was also short . Moreover, waits for the next round crops mature words also to require the time again, as the matter stands, uncomfortable at heart were more a point. 看着自己辛辛苦苦种的菜被别人偷走,每一个人心里都会感觉到一丝不爽,作物被偷,自己能收获的作物就少了,相对应的,自己的经验也少了,金币也少了,而且,再等下一轮作物成熟的话还需要时间,这样一来,心里的不爽就更多了一分。 Steals the vegetable/dish to succeed to defend the person promotion speed nature of crops to be quicker than much others, not only oneself farm the harvest to obtain the full experience, but also through stole the vegetable/dish to obtain the extra experience and gold coin everywhere, in this case, they can a faster promotion, thus obtain higher ranking position in the good friend ranking. 偷菜成功又能守住自己作物的人升级速度自然比其他人要快出不少,不但自己种地收获得到满满的经验,还通过到处偷菜获得了额外的经验和金币,这样的话,他们就能够更加快速的升级,从而在好友排行榜中获得更高的排名位置。 Chief Li was stolen one time by Tan Yaocheng, the subconscious then reminded itself to steal to return the favor, he has taken a a4 paper of blank from the desk conveniently, above wrote one line of characters simply, the record the Tan Yaocheng crops mature time, later he went to the farms of other good friends to transfer the revolutions, occasionally discovered had the good friend to need to water, weeding and expelling worm , helping conveniently, can obtain the extra experience reward, sometimes will have immediately item(s) reward, for example one package of ordinary chemical fertilizers. 李总谭耀成偷了一次,潜意识便提醒自己一定要偷回来还以颜色,他顺手从书桌旁拿过一张空白的a4纸,在上面简单写了一行字,记录下了谭耀成的农作物成熟的时间,随后他又去其他好友的农场里转了转,偶尔发现有好友需要浇水、除草、驱虫的,就顺手帮帮忙,可以得到额外的经验奖励,甚至有时候还会有随即的道具奖赏,比如一包普通化肥。 However Chief Li discovered, helps very easily, but wants to steal the vegetable/dish not so to be easy, because everyone just starts to play now, is at the stage of most investing, is basically cost-effective the time to steal the vegetable/dish, but to the time, oneself has not responded, the farm operators received the vegetable/dish cleanly, this made Chief Li at heart quite depressed. 不过李总发现,帮忙很容易,但想偷菜却不那么容易了,因为现在大家都刚开始玩,正处于最投入的阶段,基本上算着时间去偷菜,可一到时间,自己这边还没反应过来,人家农场主就把菜收干净了,这让李总心里相当郁闷。 Tan Yaocheng at this moment at heart actually very happy, he has more than 20 good friends in Tieba (Post It). This more than 20 good friends almost cleared Happy Farm also to try to play. He then saunters in the farms of more than 20 people repeatedly back and forth. Sees to help, first helps, see to be able the larceny, first starts, the experience rises upward, placed unexpectedly also has first of list, the child vanity lets him happily, even wants to keep the first position diligently. In this period he also looked at the Chief Li farm specially, in his place except for the grass, actually obtained one package of ordinary chemical fertilizers accidentally/surprisingly. 谭耀成此刻心里却美滋滋的,他在贴吧里有二十多个好友。这二十多个好友几乎都开通了开心农场并且试玩。他便反复在这二十多人的农场里来回转悠。看到能帮忙的,第一时间帮忙,看到能偷窃的,第一时间下手,经验唰唰往上涨,竟然排在还有列表的第一位,孩子般的虚荣心让他开心不已,甚至更加努力想要保住自己第一名的位置。期间他还专门去看了看李总的农场,在他的地里除了把草,竟然意外得到了一包普通化肥。 One package of ordinary chemical fertilizers can reduce for ten minutes, this point is rare, one package was really short, two packages that in addition system delivers, altogether are only three packages, but the six places, are insufficient, moreover only gives words that place uses. The harvesting time of these six places do not synchronize, in that case. Operating is quite troublesome. 一包普通化肥能够减少十分钟时间,这一点非常难得,不过一包委实是少了点,加上系统送的两包,一共只有三包,不过自己六块地呢,不够用啊,而且只给其中一块地用的话。这六块地的收割时间就不同步了,那样一来。操作起来就比较麻烦。 Tan Yaocheng hopes can six places harvest and sow seeds together, in this case, oneself only need to remember a time node enough. 谭耀成还是希望能够六块地一起收割、一起播种,这样的话,自己只需要记住一个时间节点就够了。 After more than ten minutes, Tan Yaocheng own place is also left over for one minute is less than is mature, this period of time he does not dare to go to the farms of others to steal the vegetable/dish or the help again, but is waiting in own farm, the preparation first receives the vegetable/dish, so as to avoid being stolen away. 十余分钟之后,谭耀成自己的地还剩下一分钟不到就要成熟,这段时间他不敢再去其他人的农场里偷菜或者帮忙,而是在自己的农场里等着,准备第一时间收菜,免得被人偷走。 Simultaneously is staring at Tan Yaocheng this place has several people, the high position invites criticism, first in this friend circle basically became first choice that steals the vegetable/dish, therefore several people have recorded his this wave of Tudou mature time, the preparation steals quite high-end crops of one wave to oneself. 同时盯着谭耀成这块地的有好几个人,正所谓树大招风,这个朋友圈里的第一名基本上成了偷菜的首选,所以好几个人都已经记录下了他这波土豆的成熟时间,准备来偷一波对自己而言比较高端的农作物。 The time also had shortly is less than ten seconds, Tan Yaocheng has placed the first ground to wait the mouse, by he stole the vegetable/dish a moment ago the farm operator fights the experience of speed, stole the vegetable/dish with against steal path to victory one of the vegetable/dish, that was quick! The crops of eye looks at opposite party were just sometimes mature, he starts immediately, the didn't expect crops are actually withering instantaneously, this also indicated, the speed of farm operator is faster than him, so long as first harvests the crops, can avoid eying covetously and good friend who coming to steal the vegetable/dish. 时间眼看还剩下不到十秒钟,谭耀成已经把鼠标放在第一块地上等着了,以他刚才偷菜时跟农场主拼速度的经验来看,偷菜与防偷菜的取胜之道只有一条,那就是快!有时候眼看着对方的农作物刚刚成熟,他立刻下手,却没想到农作物在瞬间枯萎,这也就表示,农场主的速度比他要快,只要第一时间把农作物收割,就可以避免虎视眈眈、前来偷菜的好友。 The time arrives, six places in instantaneously one after another mature, Tan Yaocheng is fast, the first place was just mature, he starts to harvest, the first place harvests, the sixth place also not mature, because sowed seeds initially time sows seeds one after another, therefore knows this rule, can harvest one after another, has the rhythm, making the opposite party unable to follow. 时间一到,六块地在瞬间相继成熟,谭耀成手速惊人,第一块地刚成熟,他就开始收割,第一块地收割完,第六块地都还没成熟,因为当初播种的时候就是一块接着一块播种,所以掌握这种规律,就可以一块接着一块收割,带好节奏,让对方跟不上。 Chief Li saw that the first place was mature, hastily goes , the crops of didn't expect first place withers finally instantaneously, the second place was also mature, but also without selects with enough time, withered, angry under hastily went to third, didn't expect third and fourth withered, depressed at the same time wants to steal remaining two, didn't expect remaining two also withers quickly. 李总看到第一块地成熟了,急忙去点,结果没想到第一块地的作物瞬间枯萎,紧接着第二块地又成熟了,还没来得及点,就又枯萎了,气恼之下急忙去点第三块,没想到第三块、第四块都枯萎了,郁闷不已的同时想去偷剩下两块,没想到剩下两块也很快枯萎。 Tan Yaocheng this wave of hand fast quick astonishment, not only Chief Li comes up empty-handed, the netizen who other are eying covetously in secret also comes up empty-handed, Tan Yaocheng at this moment in front of computer happy grins straight happy, six places, Tudou of 60 units have not lost the slightest, was all received by oneself, moreover harvests time also obtains one package of ordinary chemical fertilizers accidentally. 谭耀成这一波手速快的惊人,不光李总扑了个空,连带着其他在暗中虎视眈眈的网友也扑了个空,谭耀成此刻在电脑前开心的咧嘴直乐,六块地,六十个单位的土豆没有损失分毫,全被自己收了,而且收割的时候又偶然得到一包普通化肥。 Spitting blood of Chief Li air/Qi in front of computer, this Tan Yaocheng also too chicken thief? The speed is so fast, how was stolen to die by oneself? 李总在电脑前气的吐血,这个谭耀成也太鸡贼了吧?速度这么快,让自己偷一下能死怎的? Meanwhile, Tencent Chief Ma is also playing this Game, he was also hugging the mentality of looking at the Tieba (Post It) going astray road tried this Game, after didn't expect tried to play, found, the opposite party actually also took a god level product, personal space was very good, but was not the god, but this Happy Farm was too good, it really can become addicted, looked very simple, but in which logic was meticulous clearly, was equivalent dug a stair, the little belt/bring user entered the pit, making the user want to stop but cannot. 与此同时,腾训马总也在玩这个游戏,原本他还抱着看贴吧走错路的心态尝试了这款游戏,没想到试玩之后才发现,对方竟然又拿出来一个神级产品,个人空间很不错,但算不上神,可这款开心农场就太牛了,它真的能让人上瘾,看起来很简单,但其中的逻辑却非常缜密清晰,相当于挖了一个台阶,一点点的带用户入坑,让用户欲罢不能。 Chief Ma after playing for one hour, sorrowful realizing q is not possibly able to surpass Tieba (Post It) forever, If nothing else, on the product consciousness of Tieba (Post It) team, was not under the hand this group of people can compare only, now do others put out have Game of lethality, what counterattack q also count on? 马总在玩了一个小时之后,悲哀的意识到q吧可能永远都无法赶超贴吧了,别的不说,单就贴吧团队的产品意识,就不是自己手底下这帮人能够比拟的,现在人家拿出这么有杀伤力的一款游戏,q吧还指望什么逆袭? Thinks of q, Chief Ma on some headaches, now q the server bearing capacity deals with ten million people to glance over sufficiently, but every day log in user also few tens of thousands people, probably only then three people, actually bought one to take the train to be used to go on a journey, simply was industry in big joke. 一想到q吧,马总就有些头疼,现在q吧的服务器承载能力足以应付千万人浏览,但每天登陆的用户也就寥寥几万人,就好像一家只有三口人,却买了一辆能乘坐火车用来出行,简直是业内的一大笑话。 Worried, while optional in the good friend lists is cutting the examination unceasingly, suddenly the vegetable plot of discovery good friend was just mature, Chief Ma hastily goes forward ka ka randomly, after stealing one pile of crops, well satisfied he starts is q, but is worried. 一边苦恼、一边随意的在好友列表里不断切换着查看,忽然发现其中有一个好友的菜地刚刚成熟,马总急忙上前咔咔一通乱点,偷了一堆农作物之后,心满意足的他又开始为q吧而苦恼起来。 The crops that another side, Chief Li plant were also about to harvest, he was also like Tan Yaocheng, one minute ahead of schedule prepared harvesting, but Tan Yaocheng was more experienced than him, hit for about a half second to miss, was left over final a half second of mature time from the crops started to click on the mouse fast, the instantaneous crops that the time just arrived at withered, but he also stole own that. 另一边,李总自己种的农作物也快收割了,他也跟谭耀成一样,提前一分钟就做好了收割的准备,但谭耀成比他有经验,打好了半秒钟左右的时间差,从作物还剩下最后半秒钟成熟的时候就开始快速点击鼠标,时间刚到的瞬间作物就枯萎了,不过他也偷到了属于自己的那一份。 Chief Li this time received six places, the crops of 60 units were stolen away 15 units by Tan Yaocheng. 李总这次收了六块地,六十个单位的农作物被谭耀成偷走了十五个单位。 1/4 crops did not have. 四分之一的收成没了。 The tooth of Chief Li air/Qi is itchy. 李总气的牙痒痒。 You stole me twice, I stole you not to succeed one time, went too far! 你偷我两次了,我偷你一次还没成功,太过分了! Has a look at the Tan Yaocheng farm again, his Tudou must 33 minutes be good. 再看看谭耀成的农场,他这次种的土豆还得十二三分钟才行。 Tan Yaocheng went bad happily, not only steals the vegetable/dish to be successful, but also resulted in one package of ordinary chemical fertilizers, is the luck is good, ordinary chemical fertilizer obtains the probability is very high? 谭耀成开心坏了,不但偷菜成功,而且又得了一包普通化肥,是自己运气太好,还是普通化肥的得到机率本来就很高? In fact, the appearance probability of ordinary chemical fertilizer is high, is Li Mu deliberately incites the technical personnel to adjust, the accident/surprise obtains item(s) to promote the feeling of satisfaction of user to a great extent, particularly cheating type item(s) of this deflation time, can arouse the affection and praise of user. 事实上,普通化肥的出现机率高,是李牧刻意授意技术人员调整的,意外得到道具能够很大程度提升用户的满足感,尤其是这种缩减时间的作弊式道具,更能激起用户的喜爱与追捧。 Accumulates five packages of ordinary chemical fertilizers Tan Yaocheng to start to exude the whisper at heart, own Tudou also takes 12 minutes, if oneself can do to one package of chemical fertilizers again, can shorten ten minutes the time of these six places, when the surplus times enter to ten minutes within time, oneself use six packages of chemical fertilizers the accelerate ripening also to harvest these six places immediately ahead of time, certainly will make these stare at the time to steal own person eagerly to be dumbfounded. 已经攒了五包普通化肥的谭耀成心里开始泛起嘀咕,自己的土豆还要十二分钟,如果自己能够再搞到一包化肥,就能够把这六块地的时间都缩短十分钟,等到剩余时间进入到十分钟以内的时候,自己就立刻使用六包化肥把这六块地都提前催熟并且收割,一定会让那些眼巴巴盯着时间想偷自己的人目瞪口呆。 Tan Yaocheng that playing the heart is big, starts to seek to Tieba (Post It) in the object who can add as friend, wants to add some good friends as far as possible, are many some opportunities of stealing the vegetable/dish or the help , have the opportunity of chemical fertilizer is also higher in this case. 玩心大起的谭耀成,开始到贴吧里寻找可以添加为好友的对象,想尽可能加一些好友,多一些偷菜或者帮助的机会,这样的话,得到化肥的机会也就更高。 Happen, in Tieba (Post It) many users are also posting to ask the additional good friends to play Happy Farm at this moment together, Tan Yaocheng added a 7-8 good friend while convenient, later looks for the opportunity help to these good friend families/home, didn't expect hard work pays off, but also really made him obtain one package of ordinary chemical fertilizers. 正好,此时此刻贴吧里也有不少用户在发帖求加好友一起玩开心农场,谭耀成就顺便加了七八个好友,随后到这些好友家里找机会帮忙,没想到功夫不负有心人,还真是让他得到了一包普通化肥。 Then, the chemical fertilizer in Tan Yaocheng on and quantity of land were equally many. 如此一来,谭耀成手里的化肥就和土地的数量一样多了。 Chief Li is unwilling at this time, although already around 1 : 00, but is stranded intent not to have slightly, is only thinking no matter what must successfully steal Tan Yaocheng one time, reported the twice stolen enmity, therefore then recorded the time, waits for he harvested quickly time passes to steal the vegetable/dish, oh, did not snatch the vegetable/dish! 李总此时不甘心,虽然已经一点多了,但丝毫困意都没有,只想着不管怎样都要成功偷谭耀成一次,报了两次被偷的仇,于是便记录好了时间,等待他快收获的时候过去偷菜,噢不,抢菜! Tudou of Tan Yaocheng six places also miss nine minutes of mature time, he used six packages of chemical fertilizer accelerate ripening this batch of Tudou, then harvested rapidly, replanted one round. 谭耀成六块地的土豆还差九分钟成熟的时候,他用六包化肥催熟了这批土豆,然后迅速收割,又补种了一轮。 After this round of harvesting, his rank rises again first-level, reached seven levels , the unlocking the corn of higher level, took 25 minutes maturely. 这一轮收割之后,他的级别再升一级,达到了七级,又解锁了更高级的玉米,成熟需要25分钟。 Tan Yaocheng buys enough the seed immediately, planted a wave of corn, later saw the time already not early, then wants to sleep, but careful thinks, after 25 minutes, oneself will harvest the first corn, if oneself present sleeps, can be stolen away 60%? 谭耀成立刻买够种子,种了一波玉米,随后见时间已经不早了,便想睡觉,但仔细一想,二十五分钟之后,自己就将收获第一茬玉米,要是自己现在去睡觉,岂不是要被偷走60%? Thinks of this point, the Tan Yaocheng sleepiness does not have, immediately decides to wait again for 25 minutes, after receiving the first corn, rests. 一想到这一点,谭耀成睡意全无,立刻决定再等二十五分钟,收完第一茬玉米之后再去睡。 Chief Li plans the time, while Tan Yaocheng in Tudou also not ripe, seeks to steal the opportunity of vegetable/dish and help everywhere, glimpses in the ranking until him suddenly, white clothing floatingly unexpectedly already 7 levels. 李总算计好时间,趁着谭耀成地里的土豆还没熟,到处寻找偷菜和帮忙的机会,直到他忽然瞥见排行榜上,白衣飘飘竟然已经七级了。 How this boy rises is so quick?” The Chief Li doubt, the convenient point opens his farm, when he noticed what in the place plants is not the waiting receives goods Tudou that when just sowed seeds sends out the small shoots the corn, cannot bear blurt to emit two characters: Fuck!”( To be continued.) “这小子怎么升的这么快?”李总狐疑不已,顺手点开他的农场,当他看到地里种植的并非等待收货的土豆,而是刚播种发出小青苗的玉米时,忍不住脱口冒出俩字:“我艹!”(未完待续。)
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