RINAPE :: Volume #12

#1179: S Hao123 me on you


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When Tom Cruise in the oversea flight, the employees of Warner Bros. still has started to build release conference at the same night. 当汤姆・克鲁斯还在越洋航班上的时候,华纳兄弟的员工已经开始连夜搭建发布会现场了。 This evening, Tom Cruise is tossed in the airplane comfortable first-class cabin, he does not even know, after oneself alit from the airplane, what kind of change this matter will have. 这个晚上,汤姆・克鲁斯在飞机舒适的头等舱里辗转难眠,他甚至不知道,等自己下了飞机之后,这件事还会发生怎样的变化。 As a result of army fighting in a just cause unprecedented large-scale operation, making the influence of this event still warm up unceasingly, more and more countries start to pay attention to this matter. 由于“正义之师”史无前例的大规模行动,让这次事件的影响力还在不断升温,越来越多的国家开始关注起这件事情。 The media of the world to the beginning to end of this matter conducted the report of big length, not only US (America) and China, the entire North America, Europe and Asia, any economy relatively is that developed the country, internet and media are relatively developed, had placed the front page headline of international press the war that this netizen launched. 全世界的媒体都对这件事的始末进行了大篇幅的报道,不只是美国华夏,整个北美、欧洲、亚洲,凡是经济相对发达、互联网和传媒相对发达的国家,都已经把这场网友发动的战争放在了国际新闻的头版头条。 Europe and Asian people responded intensely. 这其中,欧洲和亚洲人民反应最为强烈。 The Asian people's response is direct, except for China, South Korea and Southeast Asian countries had also suffered the aggression of Japan, therefore their media when reported that this matter, itself has the strong protest and condemnation, when their country's people heard Hollywood in shooting one washes the place after extreme Bushido the movie, the feeling almost and China netizen has no difference, except for is angry and angry, is he anger. 亚洲人民的反应非常直接,除了华夏,韩国以及东南亚国家也都曾经遭受过日本的侵略,所以他们的媒体在报道这件事情的时候,本身就带着强烈的抗议和谴责,而当他们国家的民众听说好莱坞在拍一部为极端武士道洗地的电影之后,感受几乎和华夏网友没什么区别,除了愤怒、愤怒,还是他吗的愤怒。 But surprisingly, the European people's response is almost also same as the Asian people, from the media to the people, is condemning the shameless act of this twisting history all furiously. 而令人惊讶的是,欧洲人民的反应也几乎和亚洲人民一样,从媒体到人民,无不在奋力谴责这种歪曲历史的无耻行径。 In the second war history, entire European although had not been invaded by Japan directly, but they were actually harmed the plunging the people into disaster by the ally Nazi Germany of Japan, the Nazi to the European, will never be the excusable devil, German evaded to the Nazi not deeply, does not dare to raise in any situation, even some European many country laws stipulated, refused to propagandize the Nazi spirit in any form, the light was the brain remnant tourist, when Europe travelled the good Hitler salute grasped example, Li Mu does not know that has heard many. 二战历史上,整个欧洲虽然并没有直接遭受日本侵略,但他们却被日本的盟友纳粹德国害得生灵涂炭,纳粹对欧洲人来说,是永远不可饶恕的魔鬼,就连德国人自己都对纳粹避讳莫深,绝不敢在任何场合提起,甚至欧洲诸多国家都有法律规定,严禁以任何形式宣传纳粹精神,光是脑残游客在欧洲旅游的时候行纳粹礼被抓的例子,李牧都不知道听说过多少了。 The Europeans were extremely sensitive to these issues, when they know that some people in trying to wash white for the Japanese extreme Samurai spirit, their instinct thinks of the Nazi, had extremely strong sense of responsibility, if this movie shoots, what to do in the future some people will follow a set pattern and make a movie to wash to the Nazi white/in vain? This is the matter that does not allow to have absolutely! 欧洲人本来就对这些问题极其敏感,所以当他们知道有人在试图为日本极端武士道精神洗白的时候,他们本能就想到纳粹,同时也产生了极强的责任感,如果这部电影拍出来的话,将来有人如法炮制、拍一部电影给纳粹洗白怎么办?这可是绝对不允许发生的事情! Therefore, the angry European also joined the war, English of European People generally be much higher compared with the China netizen, therefore these people almost flood into US (America) social network to wind spontaneously, starts to study the method of China netizen, supports the US (America) netizen. 于是,愤怒的欧洲人也加入了战争,欧洲民众的英语水平普遍要比华夏网友高出不少,所以这些人几乎都是自发涌入美国社交网络,开始学习华夏网友的方法,力挺美国网友。 „The Paris netizens come to declare support for!” “法国巴黎网友前来声援!” „The London netizens come to declare support for!” “英国伦敦网友前来声援!” „The Warsaw netizens come to declare support for!” “波兰华沙网友前来声援!” „The Berlin netizens come to declare support for!” “德国柏林网友前来声援!” „The Copenhagen netizens come to declare support for!” “丹麦哥本哈根网友前来声援!” „The Prague netizens come to declare support for!” “捷克布拉格网友前来声援!” Russia......” “俄罗斯……” Quick, US (America) social network wound the sign-in book of all countries in the world netizens...... 很快,美国社交网络成了全世界各国网友的签到簿…… Just like the great leader had said such, the spark can set the prairie afire! 正如伟大领袖曾经说过的那样,星星之火可以燎原! All these instigator Li Mu, didn't expect this time can his mother play such in a big way! 就连这一切的始作俑者李牧,都没想到这次能他妈玩这么大! This feeling, making Li Mu feel, oneself stood in the summit of snowy mountain probably bellows a throat, didn't expect actually triggered the internet largest ever public opinion avalanche step by step! 这种感觉,让李牧觉得,自己好像就是站在雪山之巅大吼了一嗓子,没想到却一步步触发了互联网历史上最大规模的舆论雪崩! The eye looks at world at least hundreds of millions Internet users were incited to shout, half countries by oneself strongly to condemn that this shameless movie, this feeling was really his mother is too exciting! 看着全球至少几亿网民都被自己煽呼起来、半数国家都在强烈谴责这部无耻的电影,这种感觉真是太他妈刺激了! The heating rate of event is too fast, as if made entire situated in the winter Northern Hemisphere blazing. 事件的升温速度太快,似乎让整个处于冬季的北半球都炽热了起来。 Reporter cnn when reported that these contents said inconceivable, even the commentary said: Since this should be dozens years, all the people of the world unite for the first time like this, previous time when Second World War. cnn记者在报道这些内容的时候直呼不可思议,甚至评论说:这应该是几十年以来,全世界人民第一次这样团结起来,上一次还是在第二次世界大战的时候。 Some quick netizens commented, said: „The Second World War, the people of the world have not united like today, because at that time Germany , Italy and Japan or Axis powers Union, but this time, Germany and Italy netizens have abandoned the past evil ally, stood in the camp of people of the world, this should be the people of the world unprecedented great solidarity of!” 很快有网友评论,说:“第二次世界大战,世界人民也并没有像今天这样团结,因为当时德意日三国还是轴心国同盟,但这一次,德、意两国网友已经抛弃了当年的邪恶盟友,站在了世界人民的阵营中,这应该是世界人民空前的大团结!” This commented a appearance, won praise of netizens immediately, they originally whole-hearted, under this awarding opinion stimulation, sense of justice and sense of achievement again bursting at heart! 这个评论一出现,就立刻赢得各国网友的追捧,他们本来就满腔热血,在这种褒奖的言论刺激下,心里的正义感和成就感再次爆棚! ...... …… Next morning, airplane that Tom Cruise takes finally in Los Angeles International Airport landing, when he comes out from the VIP channel, had waited for a long time the manager and bodyguard goes forward rapidly, escorts him to walk out. 翌日清晨,汤姆・克鲁斯乘坐的飞机终于在洛杉矶国际机场落地,而当他从vip通道出来的时候,早已经等待多时的经纪人以及保镖迅速上前,护送着他往外走。 In airport all people who see Tom Cruise, have not sent out to call out in alarm and go forward to demand the signature like before, this time, when some people recognize him, immediately points at him to shout one: Hey! cruise! Shame On You!” 机场里所有看到汤姆・克鲁斯的人,都没有像以前那样发出惊呼并且上前索求签名,这一次,当有人认出他时,立刻指着他大喊了一声:“hey!cruise!shame-on-you!” Hey, Kruse, you really loses face( ashamed)!” “嘿,克鲁斯,你真丢脸(羞耻)!” When yes, Tom Cruise comes on the airplane the person are not many, moreover New Zealand truly is situated remote, recognizes his passenger unclear that what he becomes now black. 是的,汤姆・克鲁斯来时的飞机上人不多,而且新西兰确实地处偏远,认出他的旅客也并不清楚他现在被黑成了什么样。 However, US (America) may be different, the dead center of US (America) this vortex! 但是,美国可不一样,美国正是这场漩涡的正中心! When Tom Cruise appears in Los Angeles suddenly, conceivable these angry US (America) people will not make him feel better! 当汤姆・克鲁斯忽然出现在洛杉矶的时候,可以想象这些愤怒的美国民众绝不会让他好过! This roar, making many people in terminal recognize Tom Cruise, later, silver-haired old woman looks at he, pointed at him, indignantly actually not to lose said solemnly: Kruse, I this year was 85 years old, 58 years ago, my husband died in Okinawa, you know why he did have no fear of great distances to go to Okinawa to bring death? Because he must help the entire world end the war! Also no one dies the soldier there for him as well as his these makes a movie, but you actually shot a movie that praised the executioner, you were really disappointing!” 这一声吼,让机场大厅里的大量民众都认出了汤姆・克鲁斯,随后,一位白发苍苍的老太太看着他、指着他、气愤却不失端庄的说:“克鲁斯,我今年已经八十五岁了,58年前,我的丈夫死在了日本冲绳,你知道他为什么不远万里跑到冲绳送死吗?因为他要帮助全世界结束战争!还没有人为他以及他那些死在那里的士兵拍一部电影,而你却拍了一部赞美刽子手的电影,你实在是太让人失望了!” Tom Cruise expression is extremely ashamed, stands in bows to the old woman same place, in the mouth said: I was really sorry very much, please feel relieved, I have decided......” 汤姆・克鲁斯表情极其羞愧,站在原地向老太太鞠了个躬,口中说道:“我真的很抱歉,请你放心,我已经决定……” The latter half a word words have not said, in the entire terminal, the innumerable sounds were shouting: Shame On You!” 后半句话还没说完,整个机场大厅里,无数声音在喊:“shame-on-you!” From the beginning, these sounds especially are noisy, but the quick people then unify, loud neat is shouting: Shame On You! Shame On You! Shame On You! 一开始,这些声音还格外嘈杂,可是很快民众便统一起来,大声整齐的呼喊着:hame-on-you!hame-on-you!hame-on-you! „......” “……” The sound rouses the deaf, is reverberating in the entire terminal, but this sound attracted the attention of more person, the person who therefore participates are getting more and more. 声音震聋发聩,在整个机场大厅回荡着,而这声音又吸引了更多人的关注,于是参与进来的人越来越多。 Tom Cruise almost soon collapses, didn't expect, oneself hound from the beforehand countless person unexpectedly, turns into the present countless people to spurn, on the one hand this made him very painful, on the one hand actually also strengthened his thought that he must organize the release conference as soon as possible, announced to the entire world, he will give up continue play 《The Last Samurai》, and apologized to all the people of the world, implored their forgiving. 汤姆・克鲁斯几乎快要崩溃,怎么也没想到,自己竟然从之前的无数人追捧,变成了现在的无数人唾弃,这一方面让他痛苦不堪,一方面却也坚定了他的念头,他一定要尽快组织发布会,向全世界宣布,他将放弃继续出演《最后的武士》,并且向全世界人民道歉,祈求他们的原谅。 Nearby some aspect once out-of-control, several sturdy Texas men even rushed push and shove, if not for the airport security catches up promptly, the situation likely promotes in some flash. 现场的局面一度有些失控,几位身强力壮的德州男子甚至冲到跟前推搡,若不是机场保安赶来及时,事态很可能在某一瞬间升级。 Tom Cruise in an extremely difficult situation left the airport under the escorting of bodyguard and security finally, but the innumerable people pursue him to come out, keeping was shouting that words that makes him almost collapse: Shame On You!” 狼狈不堪的汤姆・克鲁斯在保镖和保安的护送下才终于出了机场,而无数民众追着他出来,一路都在不停的喊着那句让他几乎崩溃的话:“shame-on-you!” Seats in the nanny van time, Tom Cruise can hear behind these angry people's uniform slogans as before. Shame On You! 坐进保姆车里的时候,汤姆・克鲁斯依旧能够听到身后那些愤怒民众整齐划一的口号。hame-on-you! Tom Cruise both hands make an effort to tear the hair, the eyes are red, temper tantrum to own broker Renmin roar: I must hold the press conference! Immediately! Immediately!” 汤姆・克鲁斯双手用力撕扯着头发,双眼通红、情绪失控的对自己的经纪人大吼:“我要召开新闻发布会!立刻!马上!” The managers nod, the comfort said repeatedly: Release conference must go on, but you just experience such long journey now, needs first to rest, the adjustment adjustment condition, if otherwise has not controlled, has what oversight is not good at the release conference.” 经纪人点点头,连声安慰道:“发布会一定要开,但你现在刚经历了这么长的旅程,需要先休息一下、调整调整状态,否则万一没把控好,在发布会上有什么疏漏就不好了。” The managers do not dare to make Tom Cruise hold the press conference, must really not hold a bigger basket to really be carefully awfully! 经纪人可不敢让汤姆・克鲁斯就这么召开新闻发布会,要真是不小心捅了更大的篓子可真是要命了! Also, Tom Cruise was the idol actor, said that anything cannot let his such beard sloppily and incomparably dispirited conducting release conference, to the image was also a huge harm. 再说,汤姆・克鲁斯是偶像派演员,说什么也不能让他就这么胡子邋遢、无比颓废的举办发布会,对形象也是一个巨大的损害。 Tom Cruise is also the angry words for a while, if really holds the release conference now, he himself does not want, to make a long and wearisome journey, after the complexion, mood or the appearance needs certainly to adjust, can face the lens. 汤姆・克鲁斯也是一时气话,真要是现在就举办发布会,他自己也不愿意,长途跋涉,无论是脸色、心情还是外貌都需要一定的调整之后才能够面对镜头。 Therefore, Tom Cruise said to the manager: You prepare, before best is 3 : 00 pm, can hold the press conference.” 于是,汤姆・克鲁斯对经纪人说道:“你去准备一下,最好是下午 3 点之前就能够召开新闻发布会。” The managers nod, said: Will send home you, you first go back to rest, I look for an appropriate location immediately, the quickest speed arranges, simultaneously informs the major media.” 经纪人点了点头,道:“等会把你送回家,你先回去休息,我立刻去找个合适的场地,最快速度布置一下,同时通知各大媒体。” Saying, the manager was also saying: I feel us too early notice media, once otherwise makes Warner know that we must hold the press conference, they will certainly guess correctly our intentions, if they snatch in front......” 说着,经纪人又道:“不过我觉得我们还是不要太早通知媒体,否则一旦让华纳知道我们要开新闻发布会,他们一定会猜出我们的意图,如果他们抢在前面的话……” Tom Cruise nods immediately: Must pay attention to keep secret, cannot divulge half character absolutely ahead of time!” 汤姆・克鲁斯立刻点了点头:“一定要注意保密,绝对不能提前泄露半个字!” To Tom Cruise, if he first develops the arrange/cloth to announce withdraws, that was equal to abandoning throws clear(ly) secretly, had big sentimental sign operating space, but if made Warner forestall, his situation was too awkward, might be understood by the people for very much impenetrably thickheaded, resisted stubbornly. 对汤姆・克鲁斯来说,如果他先开发布会宣布退出,那等于是弃暗投明,有很大的感情牌操作空间,但是如果让华纳抢先,那他的处境就太尴尬了,很有可能被民众理解为冥顽不灵、负隅顽抗。 The position has not lost the beforehand surrender, but can also pack revolt ; If other positions lost, his mother is not the surrender, that is capture. 阵地没丢之前投降,还能自我包装成“起义”;要是等阵地都丢了,那他妈连投降都算不上,那叫“被俘”。 Drags the body of exhausted to go home, Tom Cruise takes a bath hurriedly then prepares while these hours during, first rests well, when he just lay down, the telephone of manager then hit. 拖着疲惫不堪的身体回到家中,汤姆・克鲁斯匆忙洗了个澡便准备趁着这几个小时的当口,先好好休息一番,可是当他刚刚躺下,经纪人的电话便打了过来。 A Tom Cruise connection telephone, the manager is flustered incomparable saying: F * k! t! we-f * king-srewed-up!” 汤姆・克鲁斯一接通电话,经纪人便慌张无比的说道:“f*k!t!we-f*king-srewed-up!” Grass, Tom, our he screwing up!” “艹,汤姆,我们他吗的搞砸了!” Tom Cruise quickly grasped the meaning of something to sit from the bed, burning with impatience questioning: What happened?!” 汤姆・克鲁斯一个激灵从床上坐了起来,心急如焚的追问:“发生什么事了?!” The managers almost brought the weeping voice saying: Warner! Warner that help/gang shameless one, they must hold the press conference after one hour! They must betray us!” 经纪人几乎带着哭腔的说:“华纳!华纳那帮无耻之徒,他们要在一个小时后召开新闻发布会!他们要出卖我们了!” What?!” “什么?!”
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