RINAPE :: Volume #11

#1015: „Bookworm” Mark Zuckerberg


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

In the campus of Harvard, 19-year-old Mark Zuckerberg is common. 在哈佛的校园里,19岁的马克扎克伯格并不起眼。 although Mark Zuckerberg before passing into Harvard, slightly has the achievement in the programming, and obtained the favor of Microsoft such big company, however in chasing the individuality university campus, his such male student is not popular. 虽然马克扎克伯格早在考进哈佛之前,就已经在编程上小有成就,并且得到了微软这样大公司的青睐,但是在追捧个性的大学校园里,他这样的男生一点也不吃香。 Mark Zuckerberg in the Harvard campus, is anomaly as well as bookworm one in community, most female students will not be interested in such male student, what they like the elegant bearing handsome fellow, is the second generation of rich of young multi- gold/metal, is the team members of sturdy school football team, is the personalized campus Band member, these popular male student types, each with Mark Zuckerberg has the enormous disparity. 马克扎克伯格在哈佛校园里,是“怪胎”以及“书呆子”群体中的一员,大部分的女生都不会对这样的男生感兴趣,她们喜欢的是风度翩翩的帅哥、是年少多金的富二代、是身强力壮的校橄榄球队的队员、是个性十足的校园乐队成员,这些受欢迎的男生类型,每一个都与马克扎克伯格有着极大的差距。 Just like all university, the male student in Harvard campus, is the gold and greens eye and stature of tall spice girl liking, sentiment Saint that these are warmly welcomed, is like Mark Zuckerberg bookworm, they in each spice girls to school pay attention especially. 和所有的大学一样,哈佛校园里的男生,喜欢的都是金碧眼、身材高挑的辣妹,无论是那些备受欢迎的情圣,还是像马克扎克伯格一样的书呆子,他们对学校里的每一个辣妹都格外关注。 With Mark Zuckerberg same bookworm community, whenever gathers together in secret, the discussion are most, is in the campus these quite pretty woman. 马克扎克伯格一样的书呆子群体,每当私下里聚在一起的时候,讨论最多的,也都是校园里那些比较漂亮的女人。 On this day, when Mark Zuckerberg returns to the dormitory from the library, his roommate Dustin Moskowitz, before the computer with total concentration is fiddling with anything, Mark Zuckerberg curious asked Dustin Moskowitz: Dustin, what are you doing? Today hasn't gone to the library?” 这天,当马克扎克伯格从图书馆回到宿舍,他的舍友达斯汀・莫斯科维茨,正在电脑前聚精会神的捣鼓着什么,马克扎克伯格好奇的问达斯汀・莫斯科维茨:“达斯汀,你在搞什么呢?今天没去图书馆吗?” Library that goes.” Dustin Moskowitz did not lift said: I present a more interesting matter.” “去个屁的图书馆。”达斯汀・莫斯科维茨头也不抬的说:“我现了一个更有意思的事情。” Mark Zuckerberg curls the lip, throws down the book bag, to sit on own bed stretches oneself, expression several points said disconsolately: Today in library not, when Fiona, she usually will stay every night for one hour in the library.” 马克扎克伯格撇撇嘴,丢下书包、坐在自己的床上伸了个懒腰,表情略带几分惆怅的说:“今天在图书馆没有等到菲奥娜,她平时每天晚上都会在图书馆待上一个小时。” Dustin Moskowitz haha said with a smile: Mark, ok, Fiona is the entire undergraduate institute prettiest girl, pursues her person to line up to circle Harvard, it is said that she has Boyfriend, moreover is fierce to Fang Family, the parents are the members of benefit society, I urged you to trade a reality goal.” 达斯汀・莫斯科维茨哈哈笑道:“马克,算了吧,菲奥娜是整个本科院最漂亮的女孩,追求她的人排成队可以绕哈佛一圈,据说她早就有男朋友,而且对方家里非常厉害,父母都是共济会的成员,我劝你还是换个现实点的目标吧。” Mark Zuckerberg by Dustin Moskowitz attacked, at this time also and did not care, but smiled helplessly, said: I have not been thinking pursues Fiona, but holds the motive of appreciation to look at her several eyes.” 马克扎克伯格达斯汀・莫斯科维茨打击惯了,这时候也并不在意,只是无奈一笑,说:“我可没想着追求菲奥娜,只是抱着欣赏的动机想多看她几眼罢了。” Saying, Mark Zuckerberg shot a look at Dustin Moskowitz's computer screen, asking of surprise: Dustin, what Game are you playing? It seems like the cartoon.” 说着,马克扎克伯格瞥了一眼达斯汀・莫斯科维茨的电脑屏幕,诧异的问:“达斯汀,你在玩什么游戏?看起来好像很卡通。” I scratch.” Dustin Moskowitz hastily recovers, takes off/escapes the tastes: Forgot to tell you, this Game was fierce, is fun!” “我擦。”达斯汀・莫斯科维茨急忙回过神来,脱口道:“忘了跟你说了,这款游戏非常厉害,好玩极了!” Mark saying that Zuckerberg is not interested in: I had not felt about Game.” 马克扎克伯格不感兴趣的说道:“我对游戏没感觉。” Then, Mark Zuckerberg also said: Right Dustin, I want to do a beautiful woman demonstration and voting by add to let everyone review voting the beautiful women of Harvard, believes that is very certainly fun, do you have the interest same place?” 说完,马克扎克伯格又道:“对了达斯汀,我想搞一个美女展示和投票以把哈佛的美女都加进去让大家点评投票,相信一定很好玩,你有没有兴趣一起?” Dustin Moskowitz shakes the head: Mark, you, even if makes ten website, Fiona will not look at your one eyes, I urged you to play this Game, my goddess Monica also, me just went to her farm to steal her Apple, haha, does not know that Monica saw the system prompt, said that Dustin after Moskowitz stole her Apple, can she to me remember that was more profound.” 达斯汀・莫斯科维茨摇摇头:“得了吧马克,你就算弄十个网站,菲奥娜也不会多看你一眼,我劝你还是玩玩这款游戏吧,我的女神莫妮卡也在,我刚刚去她的农场里偷了她的苹果,哈哈,不知道莫妮卡看到系统提示,说达斯汀・莫斯科维茨偷了她的苹果之后,她会不会对我记忆深刻一些。” Mark Zuckerberg curious asking: Steals Apple? What you play steals Apple Game? Also do some people open such bored Game?” 马克扎克伯格好奇的问:“偷苹果?难道你玩的是偷苹果游戏?还有人开这么无聊的游戏吗?” Dustin Moskowitz said: Hey the partner, can enter Game of my discernment, not only naturally stole Apple is so unitary, this Game construction was very huge, but I just started to play, the rank was insufficient, many functions have not activated.” 达斯汀・莫斯科维茨说:“嘿伙计,能入得了我法眼的游戏,当然不只是偷苹果这么单一了,这款游戏架构很庞大的,不过我刚开始玩,级别不够,很多功能还没激活。” Then, Dustin Moskowitz supplemented one: Right, in the school many people are playing now oh! Here has more than 50 good friends, is Harvard.” 说罢,达斯汀・莫斯科维茨又补充了一句:“对了,现在学校里不少人都在玩噢!我这里已经有五十多个好友了,全是哈佛的。” Mark Zuckerberg is not interested as before, curls the lip, takes up one from the bedhead and programming related book, oneself looked. 马克扎克伯格依旧不感兴趣,撇撇嘴,从床头拿起一本与编程有关的书,自己看了起来。 At this time, cell phone ring tone transmitted, Dustin Moskowitz's worn-out Nokia cell phone made a sound, concentrated on Game him to take up the cell phone to press down the answering key conveniently, somewhat uncomfortable asking: Who!” 这时,一阵手机铃声传来,达斯汀・莫斯科维茨破旧的诺基亚手机响了,专注游戏的他顺手拿起手机就按下了接听键,有些不爽的问:“谁啊!” Dustin Moskowitz, you dares to steal my Apple unexpectedly!!!” 达斯汀・莫斯科维茨,你竟然敢偷我的苹果!!!” In the telephone angrily roars, lets Dustin Moskowitz hit to startle instantaneously, rippled at heart immediately, the excited darkness pondered: The day, unexpectedly is goddess Monica! although is a classmate, but oneself altogether had not told her several words, can add on her Game good friend to be in luck, didn't expect she will call me unexpectedly, she really has my mobile number, the day the day, my was walked what dog shit transporting...... 电话里一句怒吼,让达斯汀・莫斯科维茨瞬间打了个激灵,心里也顿时荡漾开了,激动的暗忖:天呐,竟然是女神莫妮卡!虽然是同班同学,但是自己跟她一共也没说过几次话,能加上她的游戏好友就已经非常走运了,没想到她竟然会给我打电话,她竟然有我的手机号,天呐天呐,我这是走了什么狗屎运…… Excited Dustin how Moskowitz forgot to reply radically, but Monica of telephone that head saw him to have no response, was infuriated, blurted simply said: Dustin, I give you two choices, either you make me go to your farm to steal three times, not, five times! Either I deleted your good friend, this whole life no longer spoke to you!” 激动不已的达斯汀・莫斯科维茨根本忘了怎么答话,而电话那头的莫妮卡见他没有任何回应,更是火冒三丈,脱口便道:“达斯汀,我给你两个选择,要么你让我去你的农场偷三次,哦不,五次!要么我就删了你的好友,这辈子不再跟你说话!” Dustin Moskowitz then recovers, hastily said: Monica, let alone five times, I still satisfy you even 50 times!” 达斯汀・莫斯科维茨这才回过神来,急忙说:“莫妮卡,别说五次,就算是五十次我也满足你!” Monica has not heard another meaning in voice, but is satisfied with his attitude, the anger disappears immediately much, said: Good! From now on, whenever your crops are mature, you must inform me ten minutes ahead of schedule, so that I can go to your to steal the vegetable/dish, this is my mobile number, besides 12 : 00 pm to the time of 6 : 00 am, any other time wanted your crops quickly to be mature, gave me the message!” 莫妮卡没听说话音里的另一层意思,不过对他的态度还是非常满意的,火气立刻就消了不少,说:“好!从现在开始,每当你的农作物成熟,你都要提前十分钟告知我,以便我去你那偷菜,这是我的手机号,除了夜里12点到早晨6点的这个时间段之外,其他任何时间只要你的作物快成熟了,就给我短信!” Does not have the issue! Wraps on me!” Dustin that is hard to take excitedly Moskowitz complies without hesitation. “没问题!包在我身上!”兴奋难耐的达斯汀・莫斯科维茨毫不犹豫的答应下来。 Monica then satisfies, exhorts one: 50 times, do not forget!” 莫妮卡这才满意,嘱咐一句:“五十次,你别忘了!” Then, Monica then hung up the telephone. 说罢,莫妮卡便挂断了电话。 The telephone had been hung up by Monica, but Dustin Moskowitz sits in front of the computer as before exciting the dizziness, Mark Zuckerberg curious questioning: A moment ago was Monica to the phone call that you made???” 电话已经被莫妮卡挂断,但达斯汀・莫斯科维茨依旧坐在电脑前兴奋的眩晕,马克扎克伯格好奇的追问:“刚才是莫妮卡给你打的电话???” Yes brothers!” Dustin Moskowitz has turned the head, a face said wild with joy: Is Monica! Has a dream also didn't expect, she calls me unexpectedly on own initiative!” “是啊兄弟!”达斯汀・莫斯科维茨转过头,一脸狂喜的说:“是莫妮卡!做梦也没想到,她竟然主动给我打电话!” Mark Zuckerberg also asked: You her told a moment ago what also satisfy her 50 times, you teased her directly, won't she be angry?” 马克扎克伯格又问:“你刚才跟她说什么五十次也满足她,你这么直接的调侃她,难道她不会生气?” Dustin Moskowitz smiles mischievously, said: Waiter, I said that you really should try «Town of Paradise» this Game, cannot do well your goddess and School Flower Fiona also to play oh, you can go to her farm to steal her crops, but can also apply fertilizer, water and hoes weeds to her, insect disinfestation, even the private letter chatted!” 达斯汀・莫斯科维茨促狭一笑,说:“伙计,我说你真该来试试《天堂小镇》这款游戏了,搞不好你的女神、校花菲奥娜也在玩噢,你可以去她的农场里偷她的作物,还可以给她施肥、浇水、锄草、杀虫,甚至私信聊天!” Mark Zuckerberg had some interests at heart, but shakes the head, said: Fiona is academic tyrant, she is impossible to wallow this Game.” 马克扎克伯格心里有了些兴趣,但还是摇了摇头,说:“菲奥娜是个学霸,她不可能沉迷这种游戏。” Just said, Dustin in Moskowitz's Game received a good friend to request the prompt suddenly, after the double click point opened, he immediately by this is prompted the startled dumbfoundedness! 刚说完,达斯汀・莫斯科维茨的游戏里忽然收到一条好友请求提示,双击点开之后,他立刻被这条提示惊的目瞪口呆! Hello, I am Fiona Gilbert, hopes that can become your Game good friend!” “你好,我是菲奥娜・吉尔伯特,希望能成为你的游戏好友!” Dustin the Moskowitz's looks at this information in front of computer, excited speaking incoherently: Mark! Mark! Quick, your goddess Fiona on own initiative in the Game Riga I!!!” 达斯汀・莫斯科维茨在电脑前看着这条信息,激动的语无伦次:“马克马克!快来看,你的女神菲奥娜主动在游戏里加我了!!!” ...... …… At this time, in a female student bedroom of Harvard, is honored as School Flower Fiona Gilbert before the computer the crazy additional good friend, because she influence very strong the reason in the school, itself requested that in addition she is many for the person of good friend, short one day of time, the good friend counted achieved about 400 people, but Fiona was dissatisfied, she still in added the good friend on own initiative everywhere, hopes that can promote the good friend number to 1000 people a bit faster. 此时,在哈佛的一间女生寝室里,被誉为校花的菲奥娜・吉尔伯特正在电脑前狂加好友,因为她在学校里影响力很强的缘故,本身请求加她为好友的人就非常多,短短一天时间,好友数就达到了将近四百人,不过菲奥娜还是不满足,她还在主动到处加好友,希望能够快点将好友数提升到一千人。 Fiona adds the good friend crazily, the reason is " Town of Paradise » promotion company gives the pricetag that she moved, so long as own Game good friend increases a person every time, Game Company will pay to oneself 2 USD reward, if adds to 1000 good friends, Game Company will promote from 2 USD the unit price to 3 USD, in that case, is three thousand USD income ; 菲奥娜之所以这么疯狂的加好友,原因就是《天堂小镇》的推广公司给了她一个非常动心的价码,只要自己的游戏好友每增加一个人,游戏公司就会支付给自己二美元酬劳,如果加到一千名好友,游戏公司会把单价从二美元提升到三美元,那样的话,就是三千美元的收入; In addition, if own good friend visits own farm one time every time, oneself can obtain the 1 o cent, seems like few, but if 1000 good friends, visit per day per person one time, oneself can obtain hundred USD , to continue for a month , there are three thousand USD income! 除此之外,如果自己的好友每访问自己的农场一次,自己就可以得到1o美分,看起来好像很少,但如果有一千个好友,每人每天访问一次的话,自己就能得到一百美元,持续一个月,也有三千美元的收入! The Fiona family is ordinary, but when tests Harvard has not gotten the full scholarship, in the family/home except for paying some school expenses, but must to oneself the living expense, although be able to bear, but Fiona has the guilt, moreover she deeply loves the art, at present the biggest dream can look to European several cultural history glorious cities, happen to " Town of Paradise » operation team found her, open such generous reward to her, even also paid 2000 dollars in advance, therefore Fiona invests especially, hopes that can make money taking advantage of this Game, on the one hand solves own living expenses and independent ; On the one hand can also save some savings, the arrangement vacation goes to the matters concerned of Europe. 菲奥娜家境一般,而考哈佛时也没有拿到全额奖学金,家里除了支付部分学费,还要给自己生活费用,虽然能负担得起,但菲奥娜心里多有愧疚,而且她自己热爱艺术,眼下最大的梦想就是能够到欧洲几个历史文化悠久的城市看一看,正好《天堂小镇》的运营团队找到她、给她开了这么丰厚的报酬,甚至还预先支付了两千美金,所以菲奥娜就格外投入,希望能够借着这款游戏多赚点钱,一方面解决自己的生活费、自食其力;一方面还能积攒一些积蓄,筹备假期去欧洲的事宜。 Mark Zuckerberg heard goddess Fiona in own mind, added roommate Dustin unexpectedly on own initiative Moskowitz's Game good friend, suddenly feels unable to believe at heart, hastily jumps from the bed, dashes Dustin before Moskowitz's computer, surprised asking: Really is Fiona?” 马克扎克伯格一听说自己心目中的女神菲奥娜,竟然主动加了室友达斯汀・莫斯科维茨的游戏好友,心里顿觉无法置信,急忙从床上跳起来,飞奔到达斯汀・莫斯科维茨的电脑前,惊讶的问:“真的是菲奥娜吗?” Yes! Yourself look!” Dustin Moskowitz is pointing at Fiona's Game head picture, an extremely attractive gold/metal beautiful woman, is the picture of Fiona. “是啊!你自己看!”达斯汀・莫斯科维茨指着菲奥娜的游戏头像,一个极其漂亮的金美女,正是菲奥娜本人的照片。 Mark Zuckerberg does not believe, said: How you know that was others pretends to be her name to play you?!” 马克扎克伯格不相信,说:“你怎么知道是不是别人冒充了她的名字来耍你?!” Dustin Moskowitz points by a Fiona head picture golden small badge saying: „Do you see this sign? Its meaning is, the status of this user obtains the official verification authentication, truly is Fiona!” 达斯汀・莫斯科维茨指着菲奥娜头像旁边的一个金色小徽章说道:“你看见这个标志没?它的意思是,这个用户的身份已经得到了官方的审核认证,确实就是菲奥娜本人!” Mark Zuckerberg one hear of this saying, excited staring in a big way the eye, took off/escaped the tastes immediately: Dustin, what this did Game call? I also want next!” 马克扎克伯格一听这话,顿时激动的瞪大了眼睛,脱口道:“达斯汀,这游戏叫什么?我也要下一个!” ...... …… ps: Chapter 2 delivers! ps:第二章送到!
To display comments and comment, click at the button