RITF :: Volume #2

#132: Emperor


Innumerable formerly also military discipline neat General at this moment in abundance opened the collar, the light is leaving the upper arm, gets flushed in the face with anger is roaring, drinks to scold! 无数先前还军容整齐的将军们此刻纷纷敞着领子,光出膀子,脸红脖子粗地吼叫着,喝骂着! This group of people, where this meeting also stressed any civilization manner, Three Character Classic emerged one after another incessantly, each other ancestor 18 generation and biological mother fathers had had bad luck today, did not have one to result in escapes by luck, whom was catches to scold anyone basically. Scolded flew into a rage, held up wine pot to touch, they were together supine the neck, gurgle gurgle filled fiercely! 这帮人,这会哪里还讲什么文明礼貌,一个个三字经层出不穷,彼此的祖宗18代、亲娘老子今天算是倒了大霉了,无一能得幸免,基本就是逮谁骂谁。骂急眼了,举起酒坛子一碰,俩人一起仰脖子,咕嘟咕嘟猛灌! Then puts down wine pot to bellow: Crisp!” 然后一个放下酒坛子大吼:“爽!” Is crisp your **** wool!” “爽你个****毛!” Another does not refuse to accept the indignation and looks, new round abusing each other starts, is crisp, finds other people to scold again, comes the person to be many in any case today enough, did not fear that could not find to abuse each other crisp match. 另一个不服不忿地又找上来,新一轮的对骂开始,然后再爽一把,再找其他人再骂,反正今天来得人足够多,不怕找不到对骂加爽一把的对手。 Everybody except for the silent did not propose beside matter that drafts, all over the country, heaven above and earth underneath, in those days gratitude and grudges, today rival in love, grotesque and gaudy, outstandingly able person different matter, talks of this and that enemy military officer, who and who has the personal friendship, to have the personal relationships, to have the personal secrets, has the personal dispute...... Talks freely basically, talked at length. 大家除了闭口不提出征的事之外,天南海北,天上地下,往日恩怨,今日情仇,光怪陆离、奇人异事,谈天说地,敌人将领,谁和谁有私交、有私情、有私隐,有私人纠葛……基本就是无所不谈,大谈特谈。 Had once with General that the match of present and town southern army has fought, in such a case, in detail introduced the situation details of opposite party. 有很多曾经与现在与镇南军的对手交过手的将军,就在这样的情况下,将对方的情况底细详细介绍。 The tongue was saying greatly, listening of whole face feeling of being drunk. 一个大着舌头讲,一个满脸醉意的听。 But each other understands that everybody may be 12,000 understands soberly! 但彼此都明白,大家可都是12000分清醒明白的! Said will not have errors half minute, listened will not have to forget the least bit! 讲的不会有错漏半分,听的也不会有遗忘半点! My experience you must remember, my lesson you are more vigilant! 我的经验你要记住,我的教训你更要警惕! The men, personal exchange between servicemen, is such calmly, actually in chatting to drink to scold, most precious thing, overall held his entire life, everywhere completely takes in everything at a glance. 男人,军人之间的亲密交流,就是这样的若无其事,却又在谈笑喝骂之间,将自己一生最宝贵的东西,全盘都托了出去,满目尽是一览无余。 Gives own brothers robe Ze, can feel relieved that leaves the person who the back the opposite party protects. 交给自己的兄弟袍泽,能够放心将后背留给对方守护的人。 I told you that your this goes definitely to meet Zhao Heihu, the bastard, hits you to be possible with playing, does not want not to believe. On your this many skills, he divides the minute to play you!” “我跟你说,你这一去肯定会遇上赵黑虎,那混蛋,打你可跟玩似的,千万不要不信。就你这两把刷子,他分分钟就能玩死你!” Puts your mother's fart! You are so fearful, he who he said had the place that anything lost face......” “放你娘的屁!你把他说的这么可怕,他有什么出彩的地方……” Snort, that Zhao Heihu......” “哼,那个赵黑虎啊……” „, No wonder can make that your boy crying father shouted mother, father has remembered, the father definitely did not fear him, looked that the father did not do that boy could not find north, cried not to have the place to cry......” “原来如此,难怪能弄得你小子哭爹喊娘的,老子记住了,老子肯定不怕他,看老子不把那小子干得找不到北,哭都没地方哭去……” „, I wait to look that the fellow of this thinking oneself infallible comes back to complain tearfully black and blue, you followed to know his sharp him really......” “切,我就等着看你这个自以为是的家伙鼻青脸肿地回来哭诉,你真跟他干上就知道他的犀利了……” Complained tearfully your paternal grandmother to grasp, you think that I was you!” “哭诉你奶奶个抓,你以为我是你呢!” Grass...... Your dares to scold me...... Zhao Heihu kills certainly you.” “草……你丫的敢骂我……赵黑虎一定弄死你。” If I have made Zhao Heihu?” “要是我弄了赵黑虎呢?” ****** You must be able to make Zhao Heihu, comes back me to call your grandfather!” “******你要真能弄了赵黑虎,回来我叫你爷爷!” Good! Said it and meant it, your boy was waiting! When the father carries the head of Zhao Heihu to come back, your boy meets to call Grandpa father! It is not right, should be the father captures alive Zhao Heihu that fellow whole person, works as your front to make, looked that your was not sincerely convinced!” “好!一言为定,你小子等着!等老子拎着赵黑虎的脑袋回来,你小子见面叫老子爷爷!不对,应该是老子把赵黑虎那家伙整个人活捉回来,当着你丫的面前弄,看你丫的不心服口服!” You blow, cow was blown to ascend the sky by you! Forgives your this to instigate that the package definitely cannot achieve!” “你就吹吧,牛都被你吹上天了!谅你这怂包肯定做不到的!” Puts your mother's fart! Said it and meant it in light of this? Do I kill him or catch his you to call my grandfather?” “放你娘的屁!就此一言为定?我杀他或者抓他你叫我爷爷?” Said it and meant it!” “一言为定!” Cannot take back!” “驷马难追!” Not only called your grandfather, I also collected dozens years of nice wine to deliver you me!” “不仅叫你爷爷,我还把我珍藏了几十年的好酒送你!” Said it and meant it! Ha Ha Ha...... Has gained......” “一言为定!哇哈哈哈……赚了……” ...... …… North town armed forces respective stands! Follows one Huayang Armed forces of general!” “镇北军所属的站起来!跟大帅的华阳军走一个!” When does not know, Ye Xiao Young Master Ye stood unexpectedly on some table, pretty face red, the look was already blurred, did the body sway, raises the arm to bellow! 不知道啥时候,叶笑叶公子居然站到了某张桌子上,俊秀的脸一片通红,眼神已然迷离,身子摇摇晃晃,振臂大吼! Good!” The town northern armed forces officers have stood fiercely: Who dares to come the incurring quantity?” “好!”镇北军将士猛的站了出来:“谁敢来招量?” A military officer of Huayang King side called immediately: fuck! In our supreme headquarters, north armed forces by town spoke the last words unexpectedly! The brothers hold on the jug, kills them! Withers them! Spits them dry!” 华阳王一方的将领顿时嗷嗷叫:“卧槽!在我们大本营,居然被镇北军叫板!弟兄们操坛子上,干掉他们!干死他们!干吐他们!” „......” “嗷呜……” Another side, Lan Langlang yelled: I selected you...... a few words not to say only that had been encircled the circle to sphere by several husky fellows, a person grabbed his two hands, a person pressed his shoulder, unexpectedly also broke off his mouth, then gurgle honk was two jug liquor has filled. 另一边,兰浪浪大叫:“我一个人单挑你们……”一句话还未说完,已经被数名彪形大汉圈圈围住,一个人抓住他两只手,一个人摁住他肩膀,居然还有一个掰开他嘴巴,然后咕嘟嘟就是两坛子酒灌了下去。 Lan Langlang immediately is a dizziness, seemingly also shook shaking, then slipped to drill the table bottom. 兰浪浪即时就是一阵天旋地转,貌似还晃了晃,然后出溜一声就钻了桌子底。 This goods too do not look at situation obviously, how others Ye Xiao said that also has the helper, he may on brother one, weak, unexpectedly also clamored to want single Tiao all Huayang Armed forces...... Was not filled to turn that really the strange event...... 这货显然太不看形势,人家叶笑怎么说也还是有帮手的,他自己可就老哥一个,势单力孤,居然还叫嚣要单挑所有华阳军……不被人灌翻了那才真叫怪事了…… Young fellow, yellow mouth young child, does not know the immensity of heaven and earth, unexpectedly also wants to select our one crowd only...... Our casual does not drink with you, we are not that casual person...... Quack......” several old army riffraff looks that the mud lies down Lan Langlang self-satisfied laughing generally under table. “毛头小子,黄口小儿,不知天高地厚,居然还想要单挑我们一群……我们随便一个都不跟你喝,咱们不是那么随便的人……嘎嘎嘎……”几个老兵痞看着烂泥一般躺在桌子底下的兰浪浪得意的大笑。 Huayang King today's laughing seemingly has not stopped, is lifting wine pot bumping back and forth in the crowd, doing back and forth. 华阳王今天的哈哈大笑貌似就没有停止过,在人群中举着酒坛子来回的碰,来回的干。 Sudden seizes the Ye Xiao collar, Ye Xiao is standing on the table, is right now clutched almost to lie by him, sees only his mouthful to spurt the liquor gas channel: Boy, you listens clearly to me, I may tell you! I leave these days, my daughter you must favor, if my daughter by little grievance, father no matter any your father is Ye Nantian leaf Northern Heaven, castrated you to deliver you to enter the palace in the same old way to be the court eunuch!” 突然一把将叶笑的衣领揪住,叶笑原本正在桌子上站着,被他这下子揪得几乎要趴了下来,只见他满嘴喷着酒气道:“小子,你给我听清楚,我可告诉你了!我离开这段时间,我闺女你得看好喽,要是我闺女受一点点的委屈,老子才不管什么你老子是叶南天北天,照样阉了你送你进宫做太监!” Does General creating a disturbance: „... Ha...... The father-in-law must castrate Ha Ha Ha the son-in-law......” 一干将军嗷嗷的起哄:“嗷嗷…嗷呜啊……老丈人要把女婿阉了哇哈哈哈……” Ye Xiao is resigned-looking, but also can only echo what others say: You feel relieved.” 叶笑一脸无奈,还只能随声附和:“您就放心吧。” Snort!” Huayang King loosens Ye Xiao, suddenly the wine pot child pillar on the table, bellows fiercely: Solemnly silent! father had the words to say!”, “哼!”华阳王松开叶笑,突然猛地将酒坛子墩在桌子上,大吼一声:“肃静!老子有话说!”、 The voice that this, in the hall makes noise flickers the time to calm down. entire room fell silent! 此声一出,厅中喧闹的声浪瞬时间静了下来。满室寂然 Everybody in an instant, look at this Empire Armed forces god! 人人都转眼,看着这位帝国军神! Father this most cannot bear for a lifetime! Is these bastards of various countries, has bullies us who the matter is all right, wants to seize our landscape! Therefore experiences this matter, the father commands the army to go to battle, hits their crying father to call mother!” “老子这一辈子最受不了的!就是各国的那些个混蛋,有事没事的就来欺负我们,就想要占领我们江山!所以一遇到这种事,老子就率军出征,打得他们哭爹叫娘的!” Huayang King exclaimed loudly: But father could not have borne! Was the officers who the front fought a bloody battle, the family is actually bullied in the hometown!” 华阳王大声吼道:“但是老子还有一个更加受不了的!就是前方浴血奋战的将士,家眷在家乡却会被人欺负了!” Father's brothers, in the front fights a bloody battle, the blood dyes the battlefield, dies in battle! That is the real hero! Real son! Real real man! Like this family of heroic man, who dares to bully, father has twisted his head! The father leaves behind a few words here: If when this time goes to battle, if the family of officers some people dares to bully, the father could not forgive him absolutely!” “老子的兄弟们一个个的在前方浴血奋战,血染疆场,马革裹尸!那是真英雄!真男儿!真好汉!这样英雄汉子的家眷,谁敢欺负,老子拧了他的脑袋!老子在这里留下一句话:若是在此次出征期间,将士的家眷若是有人胆敢欺负了,老子绝对饶不了他!” Only if father died in Southern Border does not come back! Otherwise, once father came back, this group of bastard tidying up of! Dares to make the front soldier bleed also bursts into tears, the father lets the class that his tears of blood keep, the class till no class!” “除非老子死在南疆回不来了!否则,一旦老子回来了,这帮混蛋一个个的收拾!敢让前方的战士流血还流泪,老子就让他血泪不停的流,流到没的流为止!” His eye is watching intently the both sides side halls coldly sharply, said loudly: Father who no matter he is! Royal family emperor's relatives and high officials high-ranking, a Fang Qiang Liang, wants someone, even if the absolute monarch, dares to bully the family who I go to battle with the officers, same kill without mercy! Executes the nine generations! Swore to the day in this!” 他的眼睛冷锐地逼视着两侧偏殿,大声道:“老子才不管他是谁!王室贵戚、达官显贵、一方强梁,愿意谁谁谁,就算是天王老子,敢欺负我出征将士的家眷的,一律的杀无赦!诛九族!在此对天立誓!” Blood cold imposing meaning, fills the air suddenly, deters four wildly. 一股血凛凛的凛然意味,突然弥漫而出,威慑四野。 Let all people understand, these words, Huayang King does not crack a joke, said casually. 让所有人都明白,这句话,华阳王绝不是开玩笑,随便说说的。 Prince military might!” “王爷威武!” Audiences General drinks greatly! 将军一声大喝! However then at this time, a sound said with a smile: Here so is how lively...... I also come thank your for your hospitality one cup. Um, Su Big Brother, your this saying said was very aggressive, executes the nine generations...... This saying always should be I said that Ha Ha......” 然而便在这时,一个声音笑道:“这里怎地这么热闹呢……我也来叨扰一杯。嗯,苏大哥,你这话说的可是忒霸气了,诛九族……这话向来都应该是我说的,哈哈……” Along with the sound sound, the entrance walks one to wear the middle-aged person of bright yellow clothes robe, in him behind, is following the resigned-looking several soldiers. 随着声音响动,门口走进来一个身着明黄色衣袍的中年人,在他身后,跟随着一脸无奈的几个士兵。 Huayang King is startled to see comes the person to be actually startled at present, audiences completely will have also a big shock. 华阳王惊见眼前来人却是吃了一惊,余者众将也尽都是大惊失色。 Immediately on has knelt place: Your majesty Taean!” 随即就呼啦啦跪了一地:“陛下大安!” The person of this suddenly arrival, impressively is now the emperor, Chen Emperor Empire Ruler! 这个突然到来的人,赫然便是当今皇帝,辰皇帝国主宰者! His Majesty the Emperor! 皇帝陛下 Chen Xuantian! 辰玄天 This is Ye Xiao first time sees now His Majesty the Emperor. 这还是叶笑第一次见到当今的皇帝陛下 Sees only his roughly over 40 years old is, while maturity \; Two brightness, the facial features are upright, under quite several phase splitting shapes with Crown Prince Palace, but that magnificent imposing manner, is actually the Crown Prince sycophancy cannot catch up! 只见他约莫40多岁,正当壮年\;两眼有神,面容方正,与太子殿下颇有几分相像,但那一身辉煌的气势,却是太子拍马也赶不上的! This His Majesty the Emperor walks walked like a dragon and stepped like a tiger, such superficial walks, then has ruled the world the elegant demeanor, vivid! 这位皇帝陛下走起路来龙行虎步,就只是这么轻描淡写的走进来,便已有一股君临天下的风采,呼之欲出! With beforehand Crown Prince all sort of makes faction, is no comparison between them seriously, difference altogether world! 与之前太子的诸般做派,当真不可同日而语,差共天地! The people on the scene I have knelt including Huayang King, only Ye Xiao at this moment also on table, true liking a crane among chickens, outstanding. 在场众人包括华阳王本人都跪了下来,唯独叶笑此刻还在桌子上,真真正正的鹤立鸡群,卓尔不群。 Naturally, keeled over drunk Lan Langlang under table, but that goods compared with the people, directly were more full of admiration! 当然,还有醉倒在桌子底下的兰浪浪,不过那货比众人更甚,直接就是五体投地了! The emperor meets for first time somebody such being individualistic, somewhat stares blankly, loses says with a smile: This is......” 皇帝乍见某人如此的特立独行,不禁也是有些发楞,失笑道:“这一位是……” Huayang King came up a foot trampling Ye Xiao, fell on the ground, got angry: Scoundrel boy, you wants to confiscate family's property inadequately......” 华阳王上去一脚就把叶笑给踹了下来,“噗”的一声摔在地上,怒道:“混账小子,你想要被抄家不成么……” Turns head to say to the emperor: This young bastard, is the Ye Nantian precious son...... Ye Xiao!” 扭头就对皇帝说道:“这个小王八蛋,就是叶南天的宝贝儿子……叶笑!” His Majesty the Emperor hearing this stares, instant then narrowed the eye to smile, Ha Ha said: Originally this boy, is the midnight snack in that legend.” 皇帝陛下闻言一愣,瞬时便眯着眼睛笑了起来,哈哈道:“原来这小子,就是那一顿传说中的夜宵。” These words come out, immediately brings in laughs wildly shocking. 这句话一出来,顿时引来震天狂笑。 Obviously this legend, the legend, spread many people to say really very much...... 显然这个传说,真的很传说,流传得很多人都在说…… A Ye Xiao forehead heavy line \; Actually also has to come to salute upon meeting: Pays a visit your majesty.” 叶笑一脑门子黑线\;却也只好过来见礼:“拜见陛下。” Yeah.” The emperor put out a hand to draw him: Today here does not have no His Majesty the Emperor, only then past General, came to drink to talk about old days with the youngest brothers, the officers who while convenient, to soon go to battle saw off!” “哎。”皇帝一伸手将他拉了起来:“今天这里没有什么皇帝陛下,只有一个当年的将军,来跟老兄弟们喝酒叙叙旧,顺便,为即将出征的将士送行!” Saying, looks in all directions saying: Everybody gets up.” 说着,四顾说道:“大家都起来吧。” Thanked your majesty.” “谢陛下。” Everybody 11 sets out, but everybody are very somewhat are constrained, atmosphere again also warm. After all, although His Majesty the Emperor said that but, this fellow is always the emperor...... 大家11起身,只不过人人都还是很有些拘束,气氛再也热烈不起来。毕竟,皇帝陛下虽然这么说了,但,这家伙始终是皇帝啊…… Who dares to scold one before him really: Mahler desert...... 谁敢真的在他面前骂一句:马勒戈壁…… That was really insane insanely. 那才真是失心疯了。
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