The words of imperial family people, most do not have the creditworthiness, rather believes in this world have ghost, do not believe that imperial family people that blurts out! 皇室中人的话,是最没有信誉度的,宁可相信这世上有鬼,也别相信皇室中人那张破嘴呀！ This is axiom. 此是至理名言。 Only listens to His Majesty the Emperor to smile saying: „, Has me here, everybody only feared that completely was also outmoded, good, I drink two cups to walk, was not this unpopular unexpected visitor.” 只听皇帝陛下笑说道:“罢了罢了,有我在这里,大家只怕也尽不兴了,好吧,我喝两杯就走,不做这个不受欢迎的不速之客了。” Saying, him was sighing, said: „In the past brothers in trench, so were unexpectedly strange to me...... Yeah, is really sobs extremely......” 说着,他叹了口气,说道:“当年一个战壕的兄弟,居然都对朕这么陌生了……哎,真是不胜唏嘘……” He is pointing at somebody in crowd, ridicules saying: „Meng Laowu, you are few ****** hides in behind, in the past was your boy with my tent, midnight in had diarrhea to run, before arriving at the father bed , did you do a matter of pants crotch you to forget? Your he, you also shut out father to visit you to make a boner in the past, when you your thing faded da the brain lost face very much...... The present to seeing the father did not speak unexpectedly on own initiative, I think your bald ratio following must listless......” 他指着人群中的某人,笑骂道:“孟老五,你少******躲在后面,当年就是你小子跟我一个帐篷,半夜里闹肚子跑不及,来到老子床前你就干了一裤裆的事儿你忘了？你他么的,当年你还嫌弃老子看着你出丑,你当你那物件蔫头耷了脑的很出彩么……现在到看到老子居然也不主动说话了,我看你那秃头比下面的还要更蔫……” Meng Laowu is a tall and strong bald military officer, on the face has scars of knife wound, feels the head to whisper: „How your majesty also had a face to say...... In the past you gave me to put the laxative, my where will draw in the pants, making your anything look up......” 孟老五是一个魁梧的光头将领,脸上有一道道刀疤,摸着脑袋嘀咕道:“陛下咋还有脸说呢……当年要不是您给我下了泻药,我哪里会拉在裤子里,让你什么都看光了……” Eye for an eye, yackets! 一言既出,哄堂大笑！ His Majesty the Emperor is also endures handsome, said: „You...... You, Han Laosan, Song seventh child, white small nine, your you...... Your these bastard bastards, initially reached an agreement everybody to catch a fish by hand together the improvement life, finally my first removed completely has jumped down the water, you actually held my clothes are making a getaway in an instant, harmed I who the buttocks are only covering the crotch dingily in the time of quiet dares to return to the camp, the result arrives in Yingmenkou, your wicked completely has actually selected the flare, clamored wantonly, making me expose in the light stark naked, lest others do not know that had the good play performance...... Has that big clown! At this moment do you also think of unexpectedly do not know?” 皇帝陛下也是忍俊不住,道:“还有你……还有你,韩老三,宋老七,白小九,你你……你们这几个混蛋王八蛋的,当初说好了大伙一起去摸鱼改善生活,结果我头一个脱光了跳下水了,你们却把我的衣服都抱着转眼就逃之夭夭,害的朕光着屁股捂着裆灰溜溜的在夜深人静的时候才敢回营,结果这边才一到营门口,你们这几个缺德的却又将火把全部点了起来,大肆喧哗,让朕赤身裸体暴露在灯光里,唯恐别人不知道有好戏上演……出那么大的丑！此刻你们居然也都装着不认识了？” He stares, feigns to be angry: „Your this groups forget kindnesses to be ungrateful and not keep old friendships in mind the good thing!” 他一瞪眼,佯装大怒:“你们这帮忘情负义、不念旧好的东西！” His Majesty the Emperor this series of past events narrated, the atmosphere in field has enlivened in an instant once again. 皇帝陛下这一连串的往事讲述,场中的气氛刹那间再度活跃了起来。 Several people talked at once: „Your majesty, your time cannot blame us...... How you only said the matter that you make a boner, in the Outer Mongolia that bleak place, usually wants to hit a female rabbit rarely, you actually gave our brother several to put the aphrodisiac...... Harmed each of us to soak in the icy cold water for night, our retaliated that very politely already......” 几个人七嘴八舌道:“陛下,您那次可不能怪我们……你咋只说你出丑的事情呢,在漠北那么荒凉的地方,平常想打个母兔子都难得很,您却给我们老哥几个下了春药……害得我们每个人都在冰凉的水里面泡了一夜,我们的回敬那已经很客气了……” The emperor laughs: „One group does not have the weary goods of sense of honor, ******, linked my pants to dare to dig up in the past, now how and father drank the cup liquor to fear, real his mother hasn't planted?” 皇帝哈哈大笑:“一帮没有廉耻的惫懒货,******,当年连朕的裤子都敢扒,现在怎地和老子喝杯酒就都怕了,一个个的真他娘的没种？” His Majesty the Emperor such was foul-mouthed, instead made this group of General bring back in the past recollection of deep conceal, a warm feeling arose spontaneously, shouted and wrangled: „Who feared you, come! Has done this glass of liquor!” 皇帝陛下这么骂骂咧咧的,反而让这一帮将军们一个个勾起来深藏的往昔回忆,一股温馨的感觉油然而生,一个个大呼小叫起来:“谁怕你了,来！干了这杯酒！” If before this words originally , said that how also said: You had to plant have done this glass of liquor! Who does not do who has not planted! 这句话本来若是以前说的话,怎么地也的这么说:你有种就干了这杯酒！谁不干谁没种！ However, now ‚you plant’ ‚whom not to plant’ such phrase, actually is also the sincerity does not dare to say. 但是,现在‘你有种’‘谁没种’这样的字眼,却也是真心的不敢说了。 „Does does a jug! Where one cup suffices!” The His Majesty the Emperor bold air-drying clouds that holds up a jug: „I drink undying you, must drink to spit you!” “干就干一坛子！一杯哪里够！”皇帝陛下豪气干云,举起一个坛子:“我喝不死你们,也得喝吐你们！” „Is slow is being slow...... Your majesty.” The Meng bald fifth child drilled: „For safe, I must inspect first, your this inside cannot do well is actually the water, who has not known, you drinks always acts shamelessly, we are the uneducated people, but is the fool, suffers a loss matter that was swindled, one two, but must have the memory is not......” “慢着慢着……陛下。”孟光头老五钻了过来:“为了安全,我得先检查检查,您这里面搞不好其实就是水,谁还不知道谁啊,您喝酒的时候可是老耍赖的,咱们是老粗,可是不是傻子,吃亏上当的事情,有一有二,但是总得有记性不是……” People hearing this laughs, simultaneously cheered to yell: „Said well, makes sense, hurried, inspection, inspection!” 众人闻言一阵大笑,齐齐喝彩大叫:“说得好,太有道理了,赶紧的,检查,检查！” A Meng Laowu inspection, the discovery unexpectedly is really the water, a face is shocking: „I said your majesty, many years your custom had not changed, I have taken you really really......”, 孟老五一检查,发现居然真的是水,一脸震惊:“我说陛下啊,都多少年了您的这个习惯还是没改啊,我真真服了您了……”、 His Majesty the Emperor feels a nose face to be speechless: „Your this scoundrel, dares to have father chou in the presence of everyone, you remember to father......” 皇帝陛下摸着鼻子一脸无语:“你这个混账,敢当众出老子丑,你给老子记住……” „Is made to drink as a forfeit! Be made to drink as a forfeit! Really was too excessive Ha Ha Ha......” audiences General one that started to have no scruples has created a disturbance really finally. “罚酒！罚酒！真真是太过分了哈哈哈……”众将军终于开始毫无顾忌的一起起哄。 In His Majesty the Emperor behind, with the old court eunuch who surface does not need white, at this moment has also covered the belly to smile cannot gasp for breath, trembling off and on saying: „Oh feeds your majesty, here may be really happy enough, listened to your saying, smiled the lackeys not to be good...... Immediately on high tide......” 在皇帝陛下身后,跟着一个面白无须的老太监,此刻也已经是捂着肚子笑得喘不上气,颤巍巍断断续续的说道:“哎哟喂陛下,这里可真够乐的,听你们一说,笑得奴才都不行了……立即就高潮了……” Is collecting lively in one group of emperors and General of heard suddenly so earth-shattering a few words, immediately unify turning away of complete silence to stare that old court eunuch, the look is strange. Long time long time, His Majesty the Emperor shocking saying: „You...... High tide?” 正在热热闹闹凑在一堆的皇帝和将军们骤闻如此石破天惊的一句话,顿时统一鸦雀无声的转过脸瞪着那位老太监,眼神怪异。良久良久,皇帝陛下才震惊的说道:“你……高潮了？” The court eunuches still wiped tears that is smiling, is overjoyed: „Yes...... Lackeys not on high tide......” 太监仍旧是抹着笑出来的眼泪,乐不可支:“是啊是啊……奴才可不就高潮了……” „Pū!” “噗！” His Majesty the Emperor just entered liquor of mouth to spurt directly, laughs, audiences General one, also completely is rubbing the belly, is patting the thigh, smiles earthshakingly. 皇帝陛下刚进嘴的一口酒直接就喷了出来,哈哈大笑,众将军一愣之下,也尽都是揉着肚子,拍着大腿,笑得惊天动地。 A court eunuch...... Unexpectedly also said the high tide...... 一个太监……居然也说高潮…… Really had the talent! 真是太有才了！ Under you also has? 您下边还有么？ However is because this small interlude! Formerly that constrained awkward atmosphere, hence finally completely had vanished into thin air, the His Majesty the Emperor genuine total involvement melted in this group of General, shouted five to drink six, started to be ready to fight, rolls up the sleeves, drank to joke with old friends. 然而就是因为这个小插曲！先前那种拘束的尴尬气氛,至此终于完全的烟消云散了,皇帝陛下真正全身心地融进了这帮将军们之中,吆五喝六,更开始摩拳擦掌,挽起袖子,与一个个的老相识喝酒逗闷子。 Only had Ye Xiao to observe a matter keenly, when His Majesty the Emperor rolled up the sleeves, seemed to be that intent resembled to pat the shoulder of that old court eunuch accidentally gently. 唯有叶笑敏锐观察到了一件事,就在皇帝陛下挽起袖子的时候,似有意似无意地轻轻拍了拍那个老太监的肩膀。 As if the apology? As if...... What? 似乎是歉意？似乎是……什么？ In the Ye Xiao eye has the appreciation. 叶笑眼中有欣赏。 This His Majesty the Emperor, really has stemmed from own expectation. 这位皇帝陛下,真是出乎了自己的预料。 The shoulder of the court eunuch but no matter stemming from any goal reason, His Majesty the Emperor pats, making Ye Xiao hold in high esteem. In brief today sees, the actions of Ye Xiao to this His Majesty the Emperor, increased many favorable impressions. 但不管是出于什么目的理由,皇帝陛下拍的这个太监的肩膀,让叶笑刮目相看。总之今日一见,叶笑对这位皇帝陛下的所作所为,还是增加了不少好感的。 Originally, this His Majesty the Emperor, surrounded own cheap father 20 years by a past commitment, such Crown Prince son, had almost determined relations that both sides were hard to be harmonious, but after today,...... 原本,这个皇帝陛下,以当年的一个承诺困住自己的便宜老爹20年,还有那么一个太子儿子,几乎已经确定了双方难以融洽的关系,但是今日之后…… As a Ruler world emperor, but can also remember past robe Ze, but can also so lower the posture, wrote freely with the initial General fellow officer, although this was in going to battle to see off at the feast, the suspicion of buying the hearts of the people, but actually is also suitable was not easy, commendable! 作为一个主宰天下的皇帝,还能够记得当年的袍泽,还能够如此放下身段,与当初的将军同袍嬉笑怒骂,虽然这是在出征送行宴上,不无收买人心之嫌,但却也已经是相当的不容易,难能可贵！ In addition, Ye Xiao can also feel, when His Majesty the Emperor that spoke, his very much somewhat sincerity, at least in temporary this moment, he has not placed in him a position of emperor! 此外,叶笑还能够感觉出来,当皇帝陛下那么说话的时候,他还是很有几分真心的,至少是在暂时的这一刻,他没有将他自己放在一个皇帝的位置上！ Also, the court eunuch said those words unexpected „laughingstock”, clearly for last step opens the atmosphere to accompany in emperor court eunuch, which also there is the real fool? 还有,太监说那句话意料之外的“笑料”,分明就是为了最后一步打开气氛能够陪伴在皇帝身边的太监,又有哪个是真的傻瓜？ Discussed at the age of that old court eunuch, considered emperor the person of near body, had the greatest lawful right in the hand, vertical posed as the lackey, but except for emperor, even if were the empress, is Crown Prince also not necessarily really dares to treat as the lackey him! 以那个老太监的年纪而论,当是皇帝的近身之人,自有莫大权柄在手,纵以奴才自居,但除了皇帝本人,就算是皇后、就算是太子也未必就真敢把他当做奴才！ But a such person, actually rather sacrificed own dignity, must open up this perspective for the emperor. 但这样的一个人,却宁可牺牲自己的尊严,也要为皇帝打开这个局面。 But His Majesty the Emperor finally in that on his shoulder pats, makes Ye Xiao feel that this emperor, the person is good. 而皇帝陛下最后在他肩上拍的那一下,也让叶笑感觉到这个皇帝,人还是不错。 That racket, is most minimum, is the comfort, is liberal with the meaning of awarding! 那一拍,最起码,也是安慰,同时也不吝褒奖之意！ Looks at the emperor in an audiences General group like a fish in water, instantaneously on noisily becomes a piece of appearance, Ye Xiao also finally understood \; Why Huayang King this and other generation of war-gods, will be resigned to devote life to for him unexpectedly! 看着皇帝在一众将军群里面如鱼得水,瞬间就闹成一片的样子,叶笑也终于明白了\;为何华阳王这等一代战神,竟会为他甘心效命！ Why own cheap father Ye Nantian so shocking rising above worldly affairs outstanding powerhouse, is willing to make 20 years of commitment to him! 为什么自己的便宜老爹叶南天如此惊世绝俗盖代强者,也肯对他许下20年的承诺！ An emperor can achieve the present appearance. 一个皇帝能做到现在的样子。 Even if artificial, acts in a play, was enough! 就算是做作,演戏,也足够了！ His Majesty the Emperor individual charm, conquered all sufficiently. 皇帝陛下个人的魅力,足以征服一切了。 Definitely has the good point! 绝对有可取之处！ Remembers Crown Prince to shamelessly seek gain with several Prince, manipulates strategically, in the heart surges a feeling: Tiger father my son, mediocre. 想起太子与几个皇子蝇营狗苟,勾心斗角,不由心中涌起一种感觉:虎父犬子,不过如此。 „Ye Xiao! Ye Xiao!” His Majesty the Emperor was yelling: „Young brat, your boy get lost! Your father here, your boy has not done this altar|jar liquor for him now, the father must appreciate the fermented glutinous rice meatball today......” “叶笑！叶笑！”皇帝陛下在大叫:“小兔崽子,你小子滚过来！你爹不在这里,现在你小子替他将这坛酒干了,老子今天要欣赏欣赏酒酿丸子……” Nearby Meng Laowu is caressing his bald, asking of surprise: „Your majesty, that Ye Boy drinks drinks, most was also drunk to has spat, what fermented glutinous rice meatball with that had the relations?” 一旁的孟老五抚着自己的光头,诧异的问道:“陛下,那叶小子喝酒就喝酒,最多也就是醉了到了吐了,跟那个什么酒酿丸子有嘛关系？” His Majesty the Emperor laughed aloud: „You do not know that Ye Xiao has a nickname to call ‚midnight snack’, by liquor thoroughly soaked the midnight snack, that is not the fermented glutinous rice meatball is anything......” 皇帝陛下呵呵大笑:“你不知道叶笑有个外号叫‘夜宵’么,被酒泡透了的夜宵,那不是酒酿丸子又是什么……” Meng Laowu seemingly has pondered over the moment, „is this is not right, the midnight snack is not Lantern Festival, soaks is not the fermented glutinous rice meatball!” 孟老五貌似琢磨了片刻,“就算是这样也不对啊,夜宵不是元宵,怎么泡也不是酒酿丸子啊！” His Majesty the Emperor hearing this also stares, immediately acts shamelessly saying: „I said that late midnight snack is Lantern Festival, how, to be good! It is not the meatball, that is also the meatball!” 皇帝陛下闻言也是一愣,随即耍赖道:“我就说那晚的夜宵是元宵,咋地,行不行！就不是丸子,那也得是丸子！” Meng Laowu chicken calligraphy stroke rice general nod, face artificial flattering: „You are the emperor, unretractable statement, you naturally said that anything is anything......” 孟老五小鸡啄米一般点头,一脸做作的阿谀奉承:“您是皇帝,金口玉言,你自然说什么就是什么……” All around hiss rises from all directions, the creating a disturbance sound, does in a big way immediately, continuously, continuous! 四周一片嘘声四起,起哄声,顿时大作,此起彼伏,络绎不绝！ On town northern armed forces five military officer person faces one type ‚with having glory’ brilliance! 镇北军五位将领人人脸上都有一种‘与有荣焉’的光彩！ Even if our Great General this occasion is not, your majesty has not forgotten him! No matter, will not forget him! 纵然我们大将军此际不在,陛下还是没有忘记他！不管什么时候,都不会忘记他！ Ye Xiao whole face forced smile complies with one , he the nickname of father midnight snack is not only well-known, today must be many „meatball” view, the unluckiness of real his mother! At this moment seemingly is not but good, has to hold one's nose, will represent that jug liquor of father favor gurgle gurgle to drink. 叶笑满脸苦笑的答应一声,他么的,老子夜宵的外号不但闻名遐迩,今天还要再多一个“丸子”的说法,真他娘的晦气！可是此刻貌似不过去不行啊,只好捏着鼻子过去,将代表着老爹恩宠的那一坛子酒咕嘟咕嘟喝了下去。 The numerous civil and military hundred officers in both sides side halls, look that His Majesty the Emperor wantons mischief here, in the eyes of everyone has a complex look. 两侧偏殿的众多文武百官,看着皇帝陛下在这边瞎胡闹,每个人的眼中都生出一种复杂的神色。 Emperor in the past or Prince time, once hid the identity, the secret enters in the armed forces, this point everybody knows. 皇帝当年还是皇子的时候,曾经隐藏身份,秘密进入军中,这一点大家都知道的。 But actually absolutely cannot think, His Majesty the Emperor regarding this group of military officers unexpectedly such regards as important...... 但却绝对想不到,皇帝陛下对于这帮将领竟是如此的看重……