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Recently many people arose suddenly the mental illness, the truth unexpectedly was...... “震惊!近日多人突发精神疾病,真相竟是…… ok, first forgives me to use a lump of excrement same title to make the opening, actually I also considered for a long time, to think finally the title of this intensity, can voice my feelings at this moment. ok,首先原谅我用一坨屎一样的标题做开头,其实我也考虑了许久,最终还是觉得这种强度的标题,才能表达我此刻的心情。 The cause of incident must seven days ago mentioned, on that day went to the airport to deliver a neutral friend, in great pain and grief, in ancient times, saw an international friend who exactly wore the Phuket country traditional clothing. 事件的起因要从七天前说起,那天波波去机场送一个中性朋友,正在肝肠寸断,地老天荒之际,恰好看见一位身着普吉国传统服饰的国际友人。 Stemming from the professional custom and seeking novelty instinct, made several pictures conveniently. 出于职业习惯和猎奇本能,波波随手就拍了几张照片。 ...... …… He to my such a finger/refers, I thinks that whole body strange itch, licks to make the index also compared with my family Satsuma's tongue to be higher than 10,000 times. Right, this is I stresses the bloodstain that oneself arm leaves behind. 他对我那么一指,我就觉全身奇痒,比我家萨摩的舌头舔弄指数还要高出一万倍。对了,这是我抓自己胳膊留下的血痕。 I am the bold person, dark stamp following to a hotel, and squats in the great hall. Thinks that friend is what dropping head Grandmaster, comes this discussion business, but the development is above my brain circuit. 我乃胆大包天之人,暗戳戳的尾行到一家酒店,并在大堂蹲守。原以为那位友人是什么降头大师,来此洽谈生意,但事情的发展远超乎我的脑回路。 Roughly about a half hour, comes in a Maoshan Daoist priest. Right, is Uncle brave that Maoshan Daoist priest, the picture is the card. 约莫半小时左右,又进来一位茅山道长。没错,就是英叔的那种茅山道长,照片为证。 Even more is surprised, a Phuket country Grandmaster and is a Daoist priest, really only the coincidences? Acting in the realistic spirit, I decide to track. 波波就愈发惊奇,一个普吉国大师和一个道长,真的只是巧合么?本着实事求是的精神,我决定跟踪到底。 ...... …… As everybody knows, recently across Guangzhou had dozens people of sudden diseases, was delivered to the southern hospital. Enters the second day of hospital in two Grandmasters, four Daoist priests come. 大家知道,最近羊城各地有数十人突发疾病,然后都被送到南方医院。就在两位大师进医院的第二天,又有四位道长前来。 I cannot go in that building, can only squat in the entrance. When third day, came out finally a patient from the building, the interview is as follows. 我进不去那栋大楼,只能在门口蹲守。等到第三天,终于从楼里出来了一位患者,采访如下。 ...... …… Then, I defended entire seven days, altogether interviewed five people, the excuse was consistent. 就这样,我守了整整七天,一共采访到五个人,说辞一致。 They did not know the memory of completely what's the matter , without been sick, only knows oneself are getting better, is not the merit of doctor, but benefits from these Daoist priest approaches. 他们完全不晓得怎么回事,更没有患病的记忆,只知道自己痊愈,不是医生的功劳,而是得益于那些道长做法。 Right, is the approach! 没错,就是做法! Therefore, has a bold guess: These people, even these patients of national report, are not the sickness, but is in the legend, ghost! On! Body! ” 所以呢,波波有个大胆的猜测:这些人,甚至全国报导的那些患者,根本就不是病,而是传说中的,鬼!上!身!” ...... …… Before Cui Zhanbo, is a reporter, the present is a writer, has such a strength that investigates the news. 崔占波以前是记者,现在是个写手,有那么一股调查新闻的劲头。 Since he has compiled seven days evidence collection achievement, is well-organized, language popular wrote a big manuscript, sent to own public number. 他将七天以来的取证成果汇总,条理清晰,语言通俗的写了一篇大稿,发到了自己的公众号上。 He has 400,000 fans, the views of each Tweets add repeater, has 600,000 probably. But this article, short three days, direct wind to 7 million, ten times of growth! 他有四十万的粉丝,每篇推文的浏览量加转发量,大概有六十万。而这篇文章一出,短短三天,直接飙到了七百万,十倍的增长! Lingnan this piece of friend encircled has passed on insanely, and heat degree was getting bigger and bigger, proliferated to other web platform quickly. Some believe, some are indifferent, some snort contemptuously, various types spurt crazily. 岭南这片的朋友圈已经传疯了,并且热度越来越大,很快扩散到别的网络平台。有的相信,有的无所谓,有的嗤之以鼻,各种狂喷。 But at the same time, the netizens in other places were also disclosing unceasingly: 而与此同时,其他地方的网友也在不断爆料: My sister-in-law/little aunt suffered a relapse a while ago, takes to the hospital, yesterday just met. She said that is a Daoist priest governing, her degree is light, certain consciousness...... mother, really has the magic arts, is not Boxers of playing tricks! She by the previous letter Jesus, has believed the Taoist trinity now!” “我小姨前阵子犯病,送医院了,昨天刚接回来。她说是一个道长给治的,她的程度较轻,还有一定的意识……尼玛啊,真的有道法啊,不是装神弄鬼的义和团啊!她以前信耶稣的,现在已经信三清了!” Live broadcast meets the person, place Quancheng People's Hospital, this is my brother, behind that is in -patient department...... yeah yeah, lying trough! Has a Daoist priest in the corridor, sees? Sees?” “直播接人,地点泉城人民医院,这是我哥,后面那栋就是住院部……哎哎哎,卧槽!有位道长在走廊,看到没有?看到没有?” I am forest city, I must acknowledge the mistake. Our has the Xianrendong Daoist temple, before has played with the mother, young innocent, but also has spurted inside Daoist priest. A while ago my mother suffers a relapse, is the Daoist priest in fairy cave curing.” “我是林城的,我要承认错误。我们这有个仙人洞道观,以前跟老妈去玩过,年纪小不懂事,还喷过里面的道长。前阵子我妈犯病,就是仙人洞的道长给治好的。” The so-called modest hammer hundred refine, asks to hammer hammers. 所谓谦锤百炼,求锤得锤。 These abundant and elegant solid stuff rounds, blotted out the sky simply, swept across the Xia Country web platform. 这些图文并茂的干货一发,简直铺天盖地,席卷了夏国的网络平台。 Suddenly, the entire country is discussing the related topic, everyone from suspicion, to doubtful, to 80%-90% believed...... then, falls into collective scared or to be stimulated naturally. 一时间,全国上下都在谈论相关话题,大家从怀疑,到半信半疑,到80%-90%相信……然后,理所当然的陷入了集体恐慌or亢奋。 Scared, is a person of natural disposition, as can be appreciated. 恐慌,是人之本性,可以理解。 Stimulated, is a person of natural disposition, can understand. 亢奋,也是人之本性,也可以理解。 «After Xia Country cultivation Develops Three Years of Plan» appears, from the second half of last year, the government in film and television play, novel and policy propaganda, secondary and elementary school education and other ideology, did the much work. 夏国修行发展三年规划》出台以后,从去年下半年起,政府就在影视剧、小说、政策宣传、中小学教育等意识形态方面,做了大量工作。 These things are seemingly common, is affecting the mass concept actually subtly, in addition the disassimilation lifeform frequency leaves this year, the strange happening is unceasing, app got online...... many people to have probably the speculation. 这些东西看似不起眼,实则潜移默化的影响着群众观念,再加上今年异化生物频出,怪现象不断,app上线……不少人已有了大概推测。 And the action of most solid hammer, is the gymnastic exercises of school, bewildered changing practice body technique. 其中最实锤的一个举措,就是学校的课间操,莫名其妙的改练体术。 Six months, enough student has some preliminary transformations. Therefore the guardians are in abundance surprised, well, oneself child's physique seemed like many...... 近半年的时间,足够学生发生一些初步转变。于是家长们纷纷惊奇,咦,自家孩子的体质好像好了不少…… And so on, had so laid down seeds in the general population at heart, but above perseveres the policy, is not public, does not tolerate, has to suppress in the heart. 如此之类,已然在广大群众心里埋下了一颗颗种子,只是上头坚守政策,不公开,不纵容,才不得不憋在心底。 But this year, under the mean control of government, the partial information class/flow release, such as the fire of setting the prairie afire, originally the wilderness of withered hunger and thirst, that will shout, all pulled up. 而今年,在政府的有意操控下,将部分信息流释放,就如燎原之火,将本就干枯饥渴的荒原,呼的一下,全都撩了起来。 ............ ………… Mt. Tianzhu, simultaneous/uniform cloud Daoist temple. 天柱山,齐云道院。 The present Daoist temple architectural complex, has completed majority. The summit is Upper House, lives for 36 friends ; The mountainside is the big square and institute, for the future outstanding disciple housing ; The foot is Lower House, lives for the ordinary disciple. 如今的道院建筑群,已经完成了大部分。山顶是上院,供三十六友居住;山腰是大广场和中院,供日后的优秀弟子居住;山脚是下院,供普通弟子居住。 Now the big square constructs, a wiping blue stone of water, after careful polish, it may be said that smooth like mirror. The average men light/only stand, some are not steady, walking is more difficult, can only one, therefore wells up one proceeding that therefore wells up rubs. 现在大广场修建完毕,一水的抹青石,又经过细细打磨,可谓平滑如镜。常人光站上去,就有些不稳,走路更难,只能一故涌一故涌的往前蹭。 I said Priest Lu, your is unfriendly to us, walks does not walk steadily, this does not welcome us to visit!” “我说卢道长,你这个对我们太不友好了,走都走不稳,这是不欢迎我们拜访啊!” An official is moving the footsteps cautiously, half real , half fake cracking a joke. 一个官员小心翼翼的挪着脚步,半真半假的开玩笑。 You come visiting, have us to receive the bride personally see off, what discussed that doesn't welcome?” “你们来访,自有我们亲迎相送,何谈不欢迎呢?” Lu Yuanqing smiles, waves to send out a gentle qi energy, protects the opposite party whole body. The official only thinks the figure to be stable, the footsteps are lithe, said: Haha, I also chatted, the Daoist temple expensive/noble was the Daoist Immortal paradise, from was different from every world.” 卢元清笑了笑,挥手送出一道柔和气劲,将对方周身护住。那官员只觉身形稳固,脚步轻盈,不由道:“哈哈,我也是说笑,道院贵为神仙福地,自与凡世不同。” They are chatting, quickly to foot. 俩人聊着,很快到了山脚。 The officials said: Ok, does not need to deliver, this matter also work you take the trouble.” 官员道:“好了,不必送了,此事还劳你费心。” I know fairly well.” “我心中有数。” That is good, the government invested so many resources, do not disappoint a above expectation.” “那就好,政府投入了这么多资源,千万别辜负了上头的一片期望。” Then, he turns around to descend the mountain. Lu Yuanqing looks at him to vanish on the mountain road , the rub-down bath returns to the Daoist temple, immediately calls the people, will instruct one lecture. 说罢,他转身下山。卢元清看他消失在山道上,也抹身回到道院,立即召集众人,将指示一讲。 Some clearly become aware, some are puzzled, opens does not have the dream to ask: „Is their so achievement, what intention?” 有的明悟,有的不解,张无梦就问:“他们如此作为,到底是何用意?” Simple very much, your doesn't understand?” “简单的很,你连这个都不懂么?” Sikong toad is eccentric, likes taunting the ridicule, the person has no evil intention. He with opening does not have the dream to promote simultaneously innate, the friendship is also good, is the daily mutually resentment. 司空蟾性情怪僻,喜欢嘲讽讥笑,人倒没什么恶意。他跟张无梦同时晋升先天,交情也好,属于日常互怼。 You understand, you said!” Opens does not have the dream snort/hum to say. “你懂,你说!”张无梦哼道。 Sikong Chan looks to Lu Yuanqing, sees the opposite party to smile to nod, access road/simply said: Comes, making me tell you. The spiritual energy recovers, living that they capture ; The magic arts reappear, living that they capture ; Even the biological mutation, the hot continent prohibits, living of their also pocket. But this time is one's turn the ghost, they could not wrap up. Without the means covers up, does not cover up simply.” 司空蟾看向卢元清,见对方微笑点头,便道:“来来,让我告诉你。灵气复苏,他们兜的住;道法重现,他们兜的住;甚至生物异变,火洲封禁,他们也兜的住。但这次轮到鬼魂,他们就兜不住了。既然没办法遮掩,索性就不遮掩。” That and our what does/works?” The political consciousness that opens no dream is quite bad, cannot comprehend greatly. “那与我们何干?”张无梦的政治觉悟比较差,不大能领会。 Sikong Chan even more despises, said: Average person knows world to be fishy, may have the hope, own soul is not loose, the life is long-time. But more people, decide will have the fear. But if makes them understand, the government is capable of protecting the common people, is capable of driving out the ghost and dishonest ways, not only will not cause scared, instead will increase the prestigious strength.” 司空蟾愈发鄙视,道:“普通人知道世间有鬼,或许会心生希望,自己的魂魄不散,生命长久。但更多的人,定会产生恐惧。可如果让他们明白,政府有能力保护百姓,有能力驱除鬼怪和邪门歪道,不仅不会引起恐慌,反而会增加威信力。” A few words, they with the advantage, we clean up!” “一句话,他们拿好处,我们擦屁股!” Just returned to mountain soon Chao Kongtu, in nearby penetrating conclusion. 刚回山不久的晁空图,在旁边精辟定论。 Cannot say, since we enjoy the resources, should strive for the state livelihood of the people. The Burmese country and wo country these small countries, since old times were the barren mountains and untamed rivers, barren land. In order to fight for the resources, they will enter a country to stir up trouble sooner or later, suppresses would rather ahead of time. Said......” “也不能这么讲,我们既然享用资源,就该为社稷民生出力。缅国、挝国那些小国,自古便是穷山恶水,贫瘠之地。为了争夺资源,他们早晚会入境惹事,倒不如提前镇压。还是说……” He takes a fast look around, asked: You feared these masters and dropping head masters, don't dare to compare to fight?” 他扫视一圈,笑问:“你们怕了那些术士和降头师,不敢比斗?” ! 嗬! More obvious method of goading somebody into action, is effective. For several thousand years, regardless of any class, the Xia Country national of any status, are holding one type to the peripheral small country „, you are flies in circles in the Heavenly Dynasty the country feeling. 越明显的激将法,越是管用。几千年来,无论任何阶层,任何身份的夏国国民,对周边小国都抱着一种“啊,你们都是翔”的天朝上国感。 cultivation. 修行界更甚。 Instantly, each one facial expressions are subtle, been able to repress appears a hope and impulsion of big resentment special resentment. 刹时间,个个神情微妙,按捺不住的显出一种大怼特怼的渴望和冲动。 Lu Yuanqing watches, says with a smile: Three years ago, the Daoist temple stands initially, three years later, our foundation is slightly solid. In was long, happen to taking this opportunity, descending the mountain that on the mountain stayed moved.” 卢元清看在眼里,笑道:“三年前,道院初立,三年后,我们根基稍固。诸位在山上呆的久了,正好借此机会,下山活动活动。” Abbot / abbess you?” Opens asked without the dream. “那住持您呢?”张无梦问。 „, I look after the house and that's the end.” “呵,我给诸位看家就是了。” ............ ………… Really the surface thick heart is black, this move picks flowers to offer Buddha to use good!” “果然面厚心黑,这招摘花献佛用的好啊!” Phoenix Mountain, Gu Yu brushed a cell phone, acclaimed heartfeltly, played the politics was different. 凤凰山,顾玙刷完了一遍手机,由衷赞叹,玩政治的就是不一样。 Moved?” Xiaozhai asked. “动心了?”小斋问。 Has selects, wants to join in the fun, you?” He had not denied. “有那么点,想凑凑热闹,你呢?”他没否认。 My Water Thunder the accomplishment, will soon be disinclined.” “我水雷即将大成,懒得动。” Xiaozhai direct decline, said: „The present situation mess, the official operation, said that gate group war, the common people eat the melon to surround. Not to necessity, our not using standing bright standpoint, peaceful makes to stir the excrement stick to be good.” 小斋直接回绝,又道:“现在的形势一团糟,官方操纵,道门团战,百姓吃瓜围观。非到必要,我们不用站明立场,安静的做根搅屎棍就好。” Is reasonable, but stirs excrement stick mammoth task, my magical skill also almost.” “有道理,不过搅屎棍这种艰巨的任务,我的道行还差点。” Gu Yu is quite worried, installed with real matter. 顾玙颇为苦恼,装的跟真事儿似的。 Ha, I make you drink! When you you are the bottle gourd kid? Does the old cucumber that your one terminal flower belt/bring punctures, what fruit install? Cries, but also feels all right to cry, the liquor that I save made you steal!” “哈哈哈,我让你喝!你当你是葫芦娃啊?你就一顶花带刺的老黄瓜,装什么水果啊?哭,还好意思哭,我存的酒都让你偷了!” At this time, under the old tree transmits a sound that suddenly smiles the pig to call. Actually is the small soap sleeps under the tree, the ginseng extract attracted her spirit liquor secretly, she transported bathtub old aged vinegar, whish irrigated. 正此时,老树下忽传来一阵笑出猪叫的声音。却是小肥皂在树下睡觉,人参精偷吸了她的灵酒,她则搬运了一澡盆老陈醋,哗的就浇了下去。 ? 诶? The couple looks at each other one, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform shouts: jin jin, you come.” 两口子对视一眼,齐齐喊道:“堇堇,你过来一下。” Does?” “干嘛?” The small soap is supporting a face I am the matter compel to collect. 小肥皂挺着一脸的“我是事儿逼”凑过来。 „Don't you always shout to play? Will I lead you to descend the mountain to be good several days later?” Gu Yu said with a smile. “你不总嚷嚷出去玩么?我过几天带你下山好不好?”顾玙笑道。 „Do you lead me? Both of us?” “你带我?就我们俩?” Un, both of us.” “嗯,就我们俩。” „......” “……” A small soap brow wrinkle, found that the matter is not simple. She exhibits two faces, inspects between the elder sister and brother-in-law back and forth, suddenly stares the big eye, makes the panic-stricken shape: Elder sister, did you trample him made me take over a business? I am your biological younger sister, you cannot the pit I!” 小肥皂眉头一皱,发现事情并不简单。她摆出一张二哈脸,在姐姐和姐夫之间来回巡视,忽然瞪大眼睛,做惊恐状:“姐,你是把他踹了让我接盘嘛?我是你亲妹啊,你可不能坑我!” ( Ainley actress, Guo Zhenni. Really is the monster and beautiful!) (安利个女演员,郭珍霓。啊,真是又妖又美!)
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