„Purpleslightlyspiritlu, the governinghistory and biographyproclaimed. The oathwith the mountainsea, the fairyfollows. The person of great strengthenvoy, the illness/quickfalls the altar/jarcourtyard. The meritperfect virtueprepares, insuranceplaystooclear. May this so at once!”
“紫微灵箓,御史传宣。誓同山海,神鬼遵行。力士使者,疾降坛庭。功成德备,保奏太清。急急如律令!”In the hospital ward, Zhang ZiliangreadBaFazhou, asyellowrune/symbolburnt, the white cloudsflat landgot up, the misttwined the ascension, the instantaneousfullroomfilled the air. Butfromthatmist, extends a azurebig handsuddenly, according to patienthead.
病房内,张子良念罢法咒,随着一张黄符燃烧,白云平地起,雾气缭升腾,瞬间满室弥漫。而从那云烟之中,突然伸出一只青色大手,直直按在患者头部。Two'sproportionis extremely uncoordinated, is grasping a freshegglike the adult, so long aspinchesgently, will have brains dashed out.
二者的比例极不协调,就像成年人握着一枚生鸡蛋,只要轻轻一捏,就会脑浆迸裂。„!”
“啊!”Somedoctor who the approvallooks oncalls out in alarm, coversto be quietimmediately. Zhang Ziliangis self-confident, whiskswields, shouts: „Goes!”
准许旁观的某位医生不禁惊叫,又立时捂住嘴。张子良却自信满满,拂尘一挥,喝道:“去!”Saw onlythatbig handto pinch, resemblesto hold anything, thenpulledfiercely, rolled the surges the wandering soulto be clutchedblack.
只见那大手一捏,似抓住了什么东西,然后猛地一扯,一条黑滚翻腾的游魂就被揪了出来。But the patientstartlesshakes, immediatelystraightens upmotionless, like extracted the soul, onlyotherwitheredmeatshells.
而患者激灵一抖,立即挺直不动,就像被抽取了魂魄,只余下一具干瘪的肉壳。„Executes!”
“诛!”Zhang Ziliangdrinksagain, thatazurebig handthengripsto strugglehiss the howlingghost, makes an effortto grasp, scoffs! The black smokedisperses, changes into a flashair-to-air.
张子良再喝,那青色大手便握住挣扎嘶嚎的鬼魂,用力一握,嗤!黑烟顿散,转瞬化为空空。Buthetakes back the person of great strength, whisksflings, buildstoward the left arm, surfacepalelikewater, a school of deep pooltingYueZhiperson of high skillstyle.
而他收回力士,拂尘一甩,啪的往左臂一搭,面淡如水,一派渊渟岳峙的高人风范。„Said, Daoist priest......”
“道,道长……”Had looked that the sillydoctorgoes forward, asking of stutter: „That, doesn't thatpatienthave the danger?”
已经看傻的医生上前,结结巴巴的问:“那,那位患者没有生命危险吧?”„Might as well, is only the essencedamaging, needsto recuperateseveral months.”
“无妨,只是精气过损,需要调理数月。”„, Thatis goodthatto be good!”
“哦,那就好那就好!”
The doctorwiped the perspiration, the sidemustsayagain,listens to the corridorto heardisturbancesuddenly, andis getting bigger and bigger.
医生抹了把汗,方要再说,忽听走廊里传来一阵吵杂声,并且越来越大。Un?
嗯?Zhang Ziliangknit the brows, lifts the footto have the hospital ward, was actually a Daoist priest in Qingyanggongwhenexpelling evil spirits, was not quite perhaps familiar, operate miss. Not onlyhas not expelled evil spiritssuccessfully, stirs upopposite partyominousto sendon the contrarygreatly, shakes off the control.
张子良皱皱眉,抬脚就出了病房,却是一位青羊宫的道长在驱鬼时,许是不太熟悉,操作失误。不仅没有成功驱鬼,反倒惹得对方凶性大发,挣脱控制。„, Imusteatyou! Imusteatyou!”
“啊,我要吃了你!我要吃了你!”My goodness, the aunt who sees only an eyebeginning to riselightis pursuingcrazily, but the Daoist priestis thrown into confusion, distressed.
好家伙,只见一个眼冒红光的大妈正在疯狂追赶,而那道长手忙脚乱,狼狈至极。„Qingyanggongdeclinesunexpectedlyin this way, disgraceful!”
“青羊宫竟没落如斯,丢人现眼!”Zhang Zilianglooks the taunt, takes out a coppersystemancientsealfrom the sleeve, in the mouthchants incantations: „Innatefirst, Yuanfirst ancestorqi. Falls the deadnoteto live, the ghosts and godsallevade. Subdue!”
张子良面露嘲讽,从袖中取出一枚铜制古印,口中念咒:“先天先地,元始祖炁。落死注生,鬼神皆避。镇!”
A town/subduescharacter, hethrowshighancientseal.
一个镇字即出,他将古印高高抛起。Thatis printed with the palm of the handsize, the lower endisfoursquare shapes, is carving the dense and numeroussay/waymarks, the upper extremeknobisoverwhelming powerlion.
那印有巴掌大小,下端是四方形,刻着密密麻麻的道纹,上端印钮则是一头威猛的雄狮子。Thissealflies the midair, turned a circleslowly, prints the surfacetowardbelow. Butthisturns, looks atverydexterousancientseal, resembledto attachthousands ofjin (0.5 kg)weightunexpectedly, has the intensefalling downfeeling, shoutedpounded.
这印飞到半空,缓缓翻了个圈,印面朝下。而这一翻,看着很轻巧的古印,竟似附加了千万斤的重量,带着强烈的坠地感,呼的就砸了下去。Bang!
砰!Centerancientsealaunt'scrown of the head, she seemed touched the close-downkey, the footstepsstop suddenly, the lookdelay, pokeson the spot. Butfromhercrown of the headplace, seems iftogetherhidden the auraoverflow that if no dissipates.
古印正中大妈的天灵盖,她仿佛被触到了关机键,脚步骤停,神色呆滞,就那么戳在原地。而从她的天灵盖处,似有一道若隐若无的气息溢出消散。Approximatelyseveral seconds later, sheshook the body, plopfalls to the ground.
约过了几秒钟,她才晃了晃身子,扑通栽倒在地。„Alsomight as well, liftsto rest!”
“也无妨,抬去休息!”Zhang Ziliangdoes not need the doctorto inquire, impatientwaving.
张子良不待医生询问,就不耐烦的挥挥手。
!
哇!Thisdoctor, as well asmanymedical personnel in corridor, lookstohislooksimplystartledis a Celestial. Althoughheisnew, maycompelstandardto ruboldtall, a hospital wardhorizontalpast, the secondkilledthesefee/spentdeadgreat strengthto get rid of a ghosttaoist priestgroup.
这位医生,以及走廊里的许多医护人员,看向他的眼神简直惊为天人。丫虽然是新来的,可逼格撸的老高,一间间病房横趟过去,秒杀那些费死牛劲才干掉一只鬼的道士团。Cleverchickenis fierce!
贼鸡儿厉害!„......”
“……”Zhang Ziliangwantsisthiseffect, forestalls opponent by a show of strength, the openinghas won. Hesincedepressesmoves restlessly to be mad, takes in ancientseal the sleeve, in the surfacedoes not reveal.
张子良要的就是这种效果,先声夺人,开局已胜。他强自压下躁动的内气,将古印收进袖中,面上丝毫不显。„!”
“啪啪啪!”„Reallyfierce, broadens the outlook!”
“果然厉害,大开眼界啊!”ChaoKongtudoes not know when stood after behind, clappedtwopalms of the hand, said with a smile: „Althoughyoudo not ask forhappily, butIthanked, youhelp.”
晁空图不知何时站在了身后,拍了两下巴掌,笑道:“虽然你这人不讨喜,但我还是感谢,你帮了我们不少忙。”„Snort, light/onlyby your group of waste, the triviallittle rascal, feared that mustseizedozensover a hundredyears!”
“哼,光靠你们这帮废物,区区小鬼,怕是要捉个几十上百年!”OnZhang Ziliangmouthis not weak, in the heartguardssecretly. Inhospitalgroup of people, onlyhasthisfellow to make itselfhave scruplesseveralpoints. Howeverreallyhits, oneselfare also confident.
张子良嘴上不弱,心中暗自提防。医院这群人中,唯有这个家伙能令自己顾忌几分。不过真打起来,自己也有信心。Hishereconsideration, That sideChaoKongtuis also calculating, variousbosomthoughts.
他这边考量,晁空图那边也在盘算,各怀心思。We said that so long asisrune/symbolLupai, suchseveralwill exorciseseizes the ghostmagic arts. But in worldmillenniums, overwhelming majoritieshave been out of stockto be lost.
咱们说,只要是符箓派,都会那么几手驱邪捉鬼的道法。怎奈世间千年,绝大多数已经断档失传。
The headssaid that expensive/nobleis a leader, naturally is also the meeting, what a pityMt. Longhuinheritsincompletely, withdoes not act.
天师道贵为正一领袖,自然也是会的,可惜龙虎山这边传承残缺,拿不出手。At this moment, ChaoKongtulooks atZhang Ziliangapproach, is well aware. Overseasthatlineage/vein, do not know that in the pastcarried offmanytreasure, especiallythatcopper seal.
此刻,晁空图一瞧张子良做法,就心知肚明。海外那一脉,当年不知带走了多少宝贝,尤其那枚铜印。Unsurprisingly, shouldbe the oldthing of Ming Dynasty, in the ancient bookquitefamoustown/subduesmountainZhuxieprints!
不出意外,应是明朝的老物件,典籍中颇有名气的镇山诛邪印!Healsotakes the opposite partyandstretch/openShouyangcompares, stretch/openShouyangis valued is highly skilled, a school of lawis rigorous. Zhang Ziliang'sskillis slightly bad, may be unable to supporthas the treasure.
啧啧,他又拿对方与张守阳比较,张守阳贵在功力深厚,一派法度严谨。张子良的功力略差,可架不住有宝贝。If the upfronthardanus, owngoodbasefriendalso to drop the windslightly.
若是正面硬肛,自己的好基友还要稍落下风。............
…………Tangshan Hospital, conference room.
汤山医院,会议室。Severaldisciples who ChaoKongtu, variousDaoist templeDaoist priest, Zhang Ziliang and overseashead said that tenseveralpeoplesat among. Obviousis divided intotwoschools, does not exchange, quietsilent.
晁空图、各宫观道长、张子良以及海外天师道的几名弟子,共十数人坐于其内。明显的分成两派,互不交流,悄静无声。Approximatelywaited for severalminutes, outsidetransmits the footstepssound.
约等了几分钟,外面传来脚步声响。„!”
“吱呀!”Threegovernment functionariespush the doorto enter, directly soar the onstage, when11take a seat, a person of leaderappearanceopens the mouth saying: „Excuse me, temporarilya little matter, delays for severalminutes, apologiedtoeveryone.”
三名政府人员推门而入,直奔前台,待一一落座,一位领导模样的人开口道:“不好意思,临时有点事,耽误了几分钟,向大家致歉。”„......”
“……”Ifin the mechanism/organizationunit, the leadershipcomesthissaying, undershouldapplaud. Butwhathefacesisonegroup of taoist priests, the taoist priestmaynot havethiscustom, heis also clear , to continue saying:
若是在机关单位,领导一来这话,底下就该鼓掌了。但他面对的是一堆道士,道士可没这习惯,他自己也清楚,继续道:„Today, does not meet, is notyoureports the situationtome, butisIreportssomeachievementstoyou. Thenbeforestart, pleaseallowmeto represent the governments and general population, since thankthislaboriousandpaid, thanks!”
“今天呢,不是开会,也不是你们向我汇报情况,而是我向你们汇报一些成果。那在开始之前,请允许我代表政府和广大群众,感谢诸位这段以来的辛苦和付出,谢谢!”Saying, three people are setting out, neatbowing.
说着,三人起身,齐刷刷的鞠了一躬。
!
嗬!Presentallshakes, the surfacehas the honor.
在座的皆是一震,面有荣光。Althoughperson of lightfame and fortunespiritual cultivation, but the long-timeofficialdom standardthoughtandsuch and suchconsciousnesscause trouble, causinganyone unable to be unconventional. Such a bigleader, earnestbowswithoneself, calledacidto be crisp!
虽然修道之人轻名利,但长期以来的官本位思想和某某意识作祟,导致谁也不能免俗。这么大的一个领导,正儿八经的跟自己鞠躬,就叫一酸爽!„Ok, belowIspoke latest data.”
“好了,下面我讲一下最新数据。”
The leaderstake a seat, with the manuscript, had not saiddirectly: „ Byyesterday, 36provincesaccepted the patient1126cases, the accidental death578cases, have cured469cases, onlyremained79casesalsoto stay in the hospital. As a result oftaking place suddenly, ourdomesticstrengthsare serious, was organizedto discuss,askedfour12overseaspeople of high skillto helpespecially.
领导重新就座,也没拿稿,直接道:“截至到昨天,三十六省共收容患者1126例,意外死亡578例,已治愈469例,仅剩79例还留在医院。由于事出突然,我们国内的力量严重不足,经组织商议,特请了四十二位海外高人予以帮助。Andhas the Daoist priest in Hong Kong Island, Burmesecountry, wocountryandGrandmaster in PhuketcountryandMalaysia, withTianshifuoriginquitedeepPriestZhang Ziliang. Withoutyoudispersestovariousprovinces, gives as much financial support as possible, wewill have very bigtrouble, thankedagain...... ”
其中有港岛的道长,缅国、挝国、普吉国和大马的大师,还有与天师府渊源颇深的张子良道长。如果没有你们分散到各省,倾囊相助,我们会有很大的麻烦,再次感谢……”„Patient? Ha!”
“患者?哈!”Zhang Zilianglistened, tauntedsecretly. BecauseXia Countryneverwill acknowledgefishily, thisis the foundation of governance, howthereforeto be well awareagain, in the caliberis called„patient.”
张子良听了,不由暗自嘲讽。因为夏国永远不会承认有鬼,这是执政根基,所以再怎么心知肚明,口径上统称“患者。”Butthatleadershipvernacularone, generallyisthankseveryoneto pay, the governmentmusthave the return, in the futurefriendly exchangesand so on.
而那领导白话了一阵,大抵就是感谢各位付出,政府必有回报,日后友好往来云云。„......”
“……”ChaoKongtuhearsdrowsily, heratherrubstenbasinsoap bubbles, does not hope the paralysis here, listening to the officialto speakoneminute of idle talk.
晁空图听得昏昏欲睡,他宁肯去搓十盆肥皂泡,也不愿瘫在这儿,听官员讲一分钟的废话。Is goodwithoutmany, thatpersonthendeclares the meeting adjourned.
好在不多时,那人便宣布散会。ChaoKongtuleads the personto take the leadto set out, rubstowardleaving, when arrives athalf to cast aside the headsuddenly, seesZhang Ziliangandseveraldiscipleshas not movedfrom the start, safe.
晁空图带着人率先起身,蹭蹭就往出走,走到一半时忽然撇头,见张子良和几个弟子压根没动,稳稳当当的。Un?
嗯?Hisintuitionhas the matter, mustbewhatpytransaction! Therefore after the entrance, hedoes not pay attention, abandonsresemblesseed the smallthing, thenhad/left the conference room.
他直觉有事,必是什么py交易!于是在经过门口的时候,他趁人不注意,扔下一颗像种子似的小物件,然后才出了会议室。
After theywalk, inroomonlyofficialandZhang Ziliangtwoschools.
待他们走后,屋内只余官方与张子良两派。Twogroups of peoplelook at each otherslightly, the atmosphereis suddenly subtle. Zhang Ziliangsitsat will, asked: „Mycommitmentmustcash inquickly, yourcommitments?”
两帮人稍许对视,气氛突然就微妙起来。张子良随意坐着,问:“我的承诺很快就要兑现了,你们的承诺呢?”„Hehe, does not needto worry, so long ascatchescompletelycleanly the ghost, wewill definitely not break a promise.” The leaderssaid with a smile.
“呵呵,不用着急,只要将鬼全部抓干净,我们肯定不会失信。”领导笑道。„Snort, read a youbiggovernment, will not deceivemeand others.”
“哼,念你们一个偌大的政府,也不会诓骗我等。”Zhang Zilianglooks straight ahead the opposite party, a charactercharactersaid: „When the matter, IthenmetTianshifu, ifIwon, Mt. Longhuwasmy!”
张子良直视对方,一字字道:“待此间事了,我便约战天师府,我若胜了,龙虎山就是我的!”„Thisnature, youcompareto fight, wedo not meddle!”
“这个自然,你们比斗,我们绝不插手!”„Good!”
“好!”Zhang Ziliangno longerrubbish, sets outthento walk.
张子良不再废话,起身便走。
When gets to the entrance, hisfootsteps, the long sleeveflingsslightly, is involved in something the sleeve, immediatelygoes out.
走到门口时,他脚步微微一顿,长袖一甩,将某件东西卷入袖中,随即出门。Mademore than tensteps, he sleeve cuffgatheringmouth, saidin a low voice: „ChaoKongtu, makingyoulistenalsoto might as well. Ihave said that Iwill return toMt. Longhusooner or later, wieldsone!”
约走了十几步,他将袖口凑到嘴边,低声道:“晁空图,让你听去也无妨。我说过,我早晚会重回龙虎山,执掌正一!”............
…………„!”
“咔嚓!”„!”
“啪!”Inanotherroom, ChaoKongtucrumb a waterbowl, in the bowlwas remainingrune/symbolLu who has not been burninging out, darkstickingon the ground.
另一间屋子里,晁空图捏碎了一只水碗,碗中还残余着未烧尽的符箓,黑乎乎的黏在了地上。„, GoodZhang Ziliang! Goodpomposity!”
“呵,好一个张子良!好一个冠冕堂皇!”Hegets angrylaughsextremely, butnon-stoptalking to oneself.
他怒极发笑,只是不停自语。Fromstartinghimis strange, the overseasheadsaid and Central Plainis never in contact with each other, why did othershelpyoucatch the ghost? Whatadvantage did yougive?
从开始他就非常奇怪,海外天师道与中原老死不相往来,人家凭什么就帮你抓鬼?你到底给了什么好处?Todayfinallyknows, originallyisso the generous gift: Toexpel evil spiritsas soon as possible, the maintenancebasisindustry, not hesitatingto take the entireheadsay/wayis the chip, lets a wolf into the fold!
今天终于知道了,原来是这般厚礼:为了尽快驱鬼,维护基业,不惜拿整个天师道为筹码,引狼入室!ThesePhuketcountry and Grandmaster in Burmesecountry's, feared that was also a welldoing, permitssomeadvantage that did missionary work the hall- theywere not short of money, initselfwhenDaoist Immortalis supplying, forhelpsyou who the woolmustjolt?
还有那些普吉国、缅国的大师,怕也是一个德行,许了某种传教开堂的好处-他们不缺钱,在本国都当神仙供着,为毛要屁颠颠的来帮你?„Hū......”
“呼……”ChaoKongtuputs outlongair/Qi, stepped ontwoin the room, the lookis uncertain.
晁空图吐出一口长气,在屋里踩了两圈,神色不定。
The gatehopesseveral hundredyears, Maoshanhoped for several hundredyears, whenwith great difficultyGrand Eraapproaches, finally? Said that gatecompleteelite, like raised pigs, raisedin the simultaneous/uniformcloudDaoist temple.
道门盼了几百年,茅山盼了几百年,好容易等到大世来临,结果呢?道门的全部精英,就像被养猪一样,养在了齐云道院。Whois resigned?
谁甘心?Whospecialis unwilling!
谁特么也不甘心!Lu Yuanqingcanendure, becausethere is an ownconsideration;stretch/openShouyangcanendure, for the position of Mt. Longhu. Heendures, forMaoshan.卢元清能忍,因为有自己的考量;张守阳能忍,是为了龙虎山的地位。他之所以忍,也是为了茅山。Butafter all, heand others are different, this mattersuch as a seedfell into the pit of the stomach, unconscioustakes rootto germinate, is nourishingChaoKongtucertainis ready to make trouble.
可毕竟,他与旁人性情迥异,此事就如一粒种子掉进了心窝,不自觉的生根发芽,滋养着晁空图的某些蠢蠢欲动。............
…………Peopleoftensaid, the human affairsis marvelous, causes and effectsalwaysin a space.
人们常说,世事奇妙,因果总在一线间。ChaoKongtu is so, heheard the frontdialogue, heardZhang Ziliang'sflag, buthedoes not know the followingmatter.
晁空图便是如此,他听到了前面的对话,听到了张子良的flag,可他不知道后面的事情。„Officer, wedo that is not quite good?”
“首长,我们这么做,是不是不太好啊?”Aftereveryonegoes out, an officialinquiredsuddenly.
当所有人出去后,一个官员忽然询问。„? Whydoesn't feelwell?” The leadersasked back.
“哦?为什么觉得不好?”领导反问。„, Iam, is not quite clear. Whywemustaskonegroup of bystandersto come, but also isn't permitsby the high interest, thislets a wolf into the fold?”
“呃,我就是,就是不太明白。我们干嘛要请一帮外人过来,还许以重利,这不是引狼入室么?”„Hehe, Ihad saida moment ago.”
“呵呵,我刚才都讲过了。”
The leadersseeindoorno one, thenexplainedseveral: Sudden that too„thisghostpresents, weare indeed short-handed. For several days, more than 1000peoplerush to the hospital, ifcannotstabilize the aspectrapidly, is very easyto cause the people scared. Do youstillremember the Fstandard?”
领导见室内无人,便解释了几句:“这鬼怪出现的太突然,我们的确人手不足。短短几天,就有一千多人送医,如果不能迅速稳住局面,很容易引起群众恐慌。你还记得f典么?”„Remembers how to forget?”
“记得,怎么会忘?”Mentionedthis, the buddyhitto tremble. Severalyears ago thatseriousinfectious disease, saysuntil nowstillhad a lingering fear.
提到这茬,那哥们不由打了个寒颤。十几年前的那场重大传染病,至今说起来仍是心有余悸。„Thereforewe can only invite the foreign aid, thisis the truth, withoutmeans. Butthesepeopleare loftyinitsposition, the generalwealthbenefitis hardto move. MyXia Countryis bounteous, the cultivationrich resources, make the transactionwith an admittancecard, did not fear that theydo not come.”
“所以我们只能请外援,这是实情,没办法。而那些人在本国地位崇高,一般的钱财利益难以打动。我夏国地大物博,修行资源丰富,拿一张准入证做交易,不怕他们不来。”Leadership, said: „Actuallyyoudo not needto worry,wetotheircommitments, develop, the governmentdoes not meddle.”
领导顿了顿,又道:“其实你不用担心,我们对他们的承诺,都是自行发展,政府不予插手。”„, Iunderstood!”
“哦,我明白了!”
The buddyis not silly, immediatelybecomesveryexcited, „oursay/waygatesare fierce, is not the projectilesmall countrymaycompare. Theywantinthisdevelopment, perhaps the firstpass/test. Moreoverwe can also use something as a pretext, propagandizesto the folk, revealsmyprestige......”
那哥们也不傻,顿时变得很兴奋,“我们的道门何等厉害,绝非弹丸小国可比。他们想在这发展,恐怕过不了第一关。而且我们还能借题发挥,向民间宣传,显我声威……”Hewas saying to be saying, the soundlowersgradually, doubts saying: „Officer, thatZhang Ziliang, Ilooks atskillstrangetall, reallymusthit, Tianshifunot necessarilyis an opponent!”
他说着说着,声音又渐渐放低,疑道:“首长,那个张子良,我看本事奇高,真要打起来,天师府未必是对手啊!”„TianshifuandPhoenix Mountainare on good terms.” The leaderscame the sentencelightly.
“天师府与凤凰山交好。”领导淡淡来了句。„......”
“呃……”Good, the buddyis speechless, full of admiration.
好吧,那哥们无话可说,五体投地。„Oh, actuallythisis the reason of shallowlevel, trulyimportantalso outside. In December the globalconference, various countriescontactfor the first timedirectly, Westernthesecountriesare the colossi. Before wedeal withthem, mustfavor the backyard.”
“唉,其实这都是浅层次的原因,真正重要的还在外部。12月全球会议,各国首次正面接触,西方那些国家才是庞然大物。我们应对他们之前,总得把后院看好。”
The leadershipwill dependin the future, saidslowly: „ancientXianteaches, so-calledinside and outsidevariousYi, everyhavejumping the beams, allcutsit!”
领导往后一靠,缓缓道:“古贤有训,所谓内外诸夷,凡有跳梁者,皆斩之!”............
…………Guangzhou, hospital.
羊城,医院。Slowly a younger sisteraccompanied bydoctor, goes out of„unusualdisease control center” the building.
一个妹子在医生的陪同下,慢慢走出“非正常疾病控制中心”的大楼。„Really wastoothanksyou! Youaremyone's savior, againworldMengChang, if notyou, Ireallythinkoneselfmustthrow!”
“真是太感谢你们了!你们就是我的再生父母,再世孟尝,如果不是你们,我真以为自己要扑了!”
The younger sisteris quite lively, opens mouthonfullteasingcompared with the wind.
妹子比较活泼,一张嘴就满满的逗比风。„Shoulddo, you're welcome.”
“都是应该做的,不用客气。”„......”
“……”„......”
“……”both sideschattedseveral, atmospherebewilderedis very awkward, hasto walk. When arrives at the instituteentrancequickly, the younger sistercannot bearfinally, asked: „Doctor, youhad nothingtomesay?”
双方聊了几句,气氛莫名其妙的很尴尬,就只好走路。快到院门口时,妹子终于忍不住,问:“大夫啊,你们就没啥对我说的么?”„Whatsaid?” The doctorstares.
“说什么?”大夫一愣。„That, thattaoist priest!”
“那个,那个道士啊!”Sheis all of a sudden excited, the gesturesaid: „Ihad the consciousnessat that time, sees with one's own eyeshimin the approach, thatgroup of firesshoutedflew, Icannotmove, otherwiseranearly! The lyingtrough, can youtellme, am Isleepwalkor the nocturnal emission?”
她一下子就非常激动,比划道:“我当时有意识啊,亲眼看到他在做法,那团火呼的就飞过来了,我是不能动,不然早跑了!卧槽,你们能不能告诉我,我是梦游还是梦遗啊?”„Pū!”
“噗哧!”Otherswere amused, said with a smile: „Sinceyousaw, thatreal, wehave not limited.”
人家被逗乐了,笑道:“既然你看到了,那就是真的,我们没有限制。”„Yourmeaningis, Iwantto send the micro blogto send the micro blog, wantsto send the friendto encirclesends the friendcircle?”
“你的意思是,我想发微博就发微博,想发朋友圈就发朋友圈?”„Un, isthis.”
“嗯,是这样。”Yeahmygrass!
哎我艹咧!
A younger sisterface„alsohasthisoperation” the expression, halfcompelshalfignorantstrangelywas sent out the hospital. Butshejusthad/left the front door, but alsowithoutwaiting for the street, has seenoneto be long and hardthingholdsownmouth.
妹子一脸的“还有这种操作”的表情,半懵逼半诡异的被送出了医院。而她刚出大门,还没等过马路,就见一根又长又硬的东西捅到自己嘴边。„Hello, myname wasCuiZhanbo, was the publicnumberauthor. Iextremelypay attentiontothistime many being sick, candelayyouto select the time?”
“你好,我叫崔占波,是个公众号作者。我对这次的多人患病事件非常关注,能耽误你点时间么?”„Ok, Ihad the time!”
“可以啊,我太有时间了!”
The younger sisterblinks the eye, passesis wiping the stimulatedlight, thisfeelingwas very comfortable! Like the constipationseveraldays, shrinking the chrysanthemumis tighttightly, suddenlycontracted the dysentery!
妹子眨巴眨巴眼睛,透着一抹亢奋的光,这感觉忒舒坦了!就像便秘了好几天,缩着菊花紧啊紧啊,诶,忽然又得了痢疾!
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