Majordiscovery of Chapter 94Back!
第94章back的重大发现!So-calledforsees the concomitant tragedy, saidis the Dong Xuebinpresentcondition.
所谓乐极生悲,说的就是董学斌现在的境况。Saturdayafterunrequited lovingfor a long timeQu Yunxuanhas shaken hand, the Dong Xuebinbrainagaincannot haveotherthing, whichon Sundayonehas not goneall day, accompaniesAunt Xuanto do grocery shopping, accompaniesAunt Xuanto prepare food, accompaniesAunt Xuanto watch the television, in any caseexcept forgoing to bathroomandsleepingbeyondtimetheyalmostsame place, the ambiguousfeeling of thenthrough the hand and handfrictionrippling, Dong Xuebinenjoyment , because ofthoughtsnothere, opens eyesuntilMonday morning, Dong Xuebinrememberedto forget a matterannoyingly, forgot an important matter, subsequentlywelcomedinhislifemostdisturbed a day!
星期六与暗恋已久的瞿芸萱拉过手之后,董学斌满脑子就再也装不下别的东西了,周日一整天哪都没去,陪着萱姨买菜,陪着萱姨做饭,陪着萱姨看电视,反正除了上厕所和睡觉的时间以外俩人几乎都在一起,那通过手与手摩擦荡漾出的暧昧感觉,董学斌十分的享受,可就因为心思不在这里,直到周一早上一睁眼,董学斌才懊恼地想起自己忘了一件事,忘了一件大事,继而迎来了他人生中最忐忑的一天!HeforgotunexpectedlywithSundayBack!
他居然忘了用周日的back了!Dong Xuebinafterthattraffic accident the Backability that hashad not fully understood,onlyknowsthisBackcanretrocede for oneminute, andevery day, only then a useopportunity, whenstartsto experiment, Dong Xuebinmaintains„every daymustuse” the principle, even ifdid not have the matterto havehimstillbeforebeing nearon the same daysleepinguses upBack, beforebeing accepted asofficial...... thiscustomhad not been brokentothe day before yesterdaySaturday, an exceptionnot. Dong Xuebinalsohasto thinkhow, ifdaywill not useBack, buthedoes not dareto trynot to dareto bet, tasting the Backbenefitisheisregardless ofcould not leavethisgadget, if the Backgenerating conditionwereevery daymustuse, ifdid not need unable to havenext dayagain, whereonthatDong Xuebincried?董学斌对那次车祸之后产生的back能力还不是完全了解,只知道这个back能够后退一分钟时间且每天只有一次使用机会,在开始试验的时候,董学斌都是保持着“每天必用”的原则,就算当天没有事情发生他也会在临睡觉前将back用掉,从考上公务员之前到前天星期六……这个习惯都没被打破过,一次例外也没有。董学斌也不是没想过倘若有一天不用back会怎么样,但他不敢试也不敢赌,尝到了back甜头是他是无论如何也离不开这玩意儿了,万一back的产生条件是每天必用,如果不用第二天就无法再有了,那董学斌上哪哭去?Disturbed, puzzled, confused!
忐忑,纠结,心烦意乱!BackBack! Youmaynot have! After happy life of bro, mustdepend onyou!back啊back!你可千万别没了!哥们儿的幸福生活以后还得靠你呐!„Little Bin, early morningbeing in a daze, how?”
“小斌,一大早的就发呆,怎么了?”„, To select the matter, no.”Waits forDong Xuebinto recover, discovered that Aunt Xuansamesquatsjust as the littlewifein front ofsofatooneselfis the shoelace, Dong Xuebinis busy atlowering the headto prevent, „don't, don't, aiya, Aunt XuanIcome, yourcervical vertebra and waist not good is not dodgingagain!”
“呃,想点事情,没什么没什么。”等董学斌回过神来,发现萱姨正像个小妻子一样蹲在沙发前面给自己系鞋带,董学斌忙低头阻止,“别别,哎呀,萱姨我自己来,你颈椎和腰都不好别再闪着!”„Auntis not fragile.” After Qu Yunxuangiveshimgentlyis the shoelace, holds the legto stand, putting out a handmanagedmanagedhiscollarto say with a smile: „Ok, is also very energetictoday, goes to work.”
“姨没那么娇气。”瞿芸萱温婉地给他系好鞋带后,扶着腿站起来,伸手理了理他的领子笑道:“好了,今天也挺精神的,去上班吧。”Dong Xuebinone, „youalsogo outearlier, passing the little whileshouldtraffic jams.”董学斌一嗯,“你也早点出门,过会儿该堵车了。”„Good, ifin the eveningauntdoes not work overtime, makes the foodyouto come back.”
“好,晚上姨要是不加班,就做好饭等你回来。”Goes outgoes downstairs, Dong Xuebin the cheek was also a moment ago depressed in front ofAunt Xuanis forcing a smileimmediately, thinksto tryBackalsoto haveanxiouslynow, butponders over after arrives at the unit, lateron this dayhas not known that whatconditionwill have, ifagainspeaking incorrectlywordswhat to do? ThereforeDong Xuebinfromrepressingthis thought that after wantswaitsto get off work , saying that if the middlepresents anything, at the appointed timeexperimentsBack not to be lateagain.
出门下了楼,董学斌刚才在萱姨面前强笑着的脸蛋顿时又苦闷了下去,急切地想现在就试一试back还有没有,但一琢磨待会儿到单位后这一天还不知道会出现什么状况呢,万一再说错话怎么办?于是董学斌又强自按耐住这个念头,想等着下班以后再说,如果中间出现什么事情,到时再试验back在不在也不迟。Onehour......
一小时……Threehours......
三小时……Fivehours......
五小时……In an instantto the rush hour, Dong Xuebinnotmade a mistakein the workor the speech.
转眼到了下班时间,董学斌也没有在工作或说话上犯错误。ClampsDong Xuebin of packageto walkfrom the sub-bureaufront door, decidesto useBackimmediatelytime. The dayspiritspiritearth deitiesspirit, accidental/surprised, don't!
夹着包的董学斌从分局大门走出来,决定马上用一次back。天灵灵地灵灵,千万别出意外啊,千万别!„Did Director Dong, get off workyou?” A girl of General Affairs DivisionlogisticsgreetedwithDong Xuebinwith a smile.
“董主任,下班了您?”一综合处后勤的女孩儿笑着跟董学斌打招呼。Dong Xuebinnoddedun.董学斌点头嗯了一声。„...... Youwalkslowly.”Hands over a smilesweetly, the girlwalksinanotherdirection.
“……您慢走。”甜甜递过来一个笑脸,女孩儿才往另个方向走去。Whenbrushed pastafterthisprobablysection membersurnamed Guo, Dong Xuebindeeplyinspires, meditatesone„Back!”
等与这个好像是姓郭的科员擦肩而过后,董学斌深吸一口气,默念一句“back!”
The scenechanges!
场景一变!That the section member of logisticswalksfrom the slantingflank, „did Director Dong, get off workyou?”
那后勤的科员从斜侧方走过来,“董主任,下班了您?”"Un."“嗯。”„...... Youwalkslowly.”
“……您慢走。”
Before 60secondstimepoints, drew back!
正是六十秒以前的时间点,退回去了!Dong Xuebinwas anxious the perspirationto get down, for fear thatpresentedone that oneselfmostare not willingto see, stillsawBack, hisheartbigloosen, accumulated a day of hazemoodto dissipateinstantaneously, very good, almostscared to deathme. Heis in high spiritsimmediately, back, has walkedtoward the bus stopwith a laugh, standsunder the station signand other car(riage)s. Thiswas good, sinceBackwill not vanish, laterdid not needdeliberatelyto wasteitbefore12o'clock. Oh, is not right, should notcall the waste, withoutthesewastefulexperiments, Dong Xuebinnot possibleto be familiar withBacktothissituation, when for examplejust nowwalkstheBack that uses, traded before, heaffirmed the under footstumbleto trip and fall, butnow? Almostwas the under footonehas no difference, allowedthatdozenswasteto be familiar.董学斌紧张得汗都下来了,生怕出现自己最不愿看到的一幕,见得back还在,他不禁心头大松,累积了一天的阴霾情绪瞬间消散一空,太好了,差点吓死我呀。他顿时又神采飞扬起来,腰板一直,笑呵呵地朝着公交车站走去,站在站牌底下等车。这就好了嘛,既然back不会消失,以后自己也不用刻意在十二点钟前浪费掉它了。噢,不对,不应该叫浪费,若是没有那些浪费性的实验,董学斌也不可能把back熟悉到这个地步,比如方才走路时用的这次back,换在以前,他肯定得脚下拌蒜摔跟头的,而现在呢?几乎就是脚下一顿就没什么异样了,全都亏了那几十次浪费才熟悉过来的。Zī...... the brakesoundto get up, the public transportationentered the station.
滋……刹车声响起,公交车进站了。
Be responsible for maintaining the woman of orderto wieldredsmall flag saying: „Swipes the card the front doorto board.”
负责维持秩序的一妇女挥着红色小旗子道:“刷卡前门上车。”Dong Xuebinverystoodnear the top, if by any chance the person of car(riage)are too many, such a pushes, onepushedhimbehind.董学斌本来站得挺靠前,但等车的人太多,呼啦这么一挤,一下就把他挤到了后面。Fuck!pushesanything! Qualityinnate nature!靠!挤什么呀!素质啊质素!
The Dong Xuebinsize was also led, appearedwith the personcrowdedcar(riage)does not have the image, ifthere is a colleagueto seehas not made one laugh, therefore can only wait tillvery muchmagnanimouslyfinally, saweveryone to pushone after another, Dong Xuebinlifted the footboardingstair, entered the chock fullcompartment.董学斌大小也是个领导了,跟人挤车就显得太没形象,万一有个同事看到了还不让人笑话,于是只能很有风度地等到最后,见大家陆陆续续全都挤上去了,董学斌才一抬脚上了车台阶,进了满满当当的车厢。Does not knowis the field of visionissue, has not waited for the body of Dong Xuebinto come upcompletely, the drivergave the pass/test the vehicle doorunexpectedly.
可不知是不是视野的问题,还没等董学斌的身体完全上来,司机竟然把车门给关了。Dong Xuebinfrightenedquickly grasping the meaning of something, pushed the frontpersonto pushtowardinanxiouslyanxiously, butmoved asidefor a while not anxiously, the left handwas shoutedoneto gripby the vehicle door!董学斌吓了一激灵,急急推着前面的人往里挤了下,但一时躲闪不急,左手被车门呼地一下夹住了!„!”Dong Xuebineats the painto call, the conditioned reflexshoutedBack!
“啊!”董学斌吃痛一叫,条件反射地就喊了句back!Thispurelyisroutine, completelydoes not have anyconsideration, whenDong Xuebinshouted, makes an effortto pat the forehead, before fiveminutes , when withunitentranceuse upBack, nowalsoshouts. However the nextsecond, Dong Xuebina blink, onewas shockedslightly!
这纯粹是习惯性的,完全没有任何考虑,等董学斌喊出来后才用力一拍脑门,五分钟前跟单位门口时自己可是才把back用掉,现在还喊个屁呀。然而下一秒钟,董学斌微微一眨眼,一下就愣住了!
The surroundingsare not crowded, the handis not sore, oneselfstoodunder the station signunexpectedly.
周围不挤了,手也不疼了,自己居然又站在了站牌底下。Thatjustclamped the public transportation of hishandto enter the stationslowly, stoppedunder the Dong Xuebinstunnedgazebeforehim.
那刚刚夹了他手的公交车徐徐进站,在董学斌错愕的注视下停在了他面前。„Swipes the card the front doorto board.” The womenwave the redpennantto keep the order, everyonepushestoward the vehicle on abundance!
“刷卡前门上车。”妇女挥舞着红色小旗维持着秩序,大家纷纷往车上挤!
? Did Backbecome effective? The timereturnsbefore60seconds!?
啊?back生效了?时间退回到六十秒钟以前了!?Iwent! Is impossible! Thisis how possible! Oneselfhave usedBackobviously! Howtodaycanusetwice? Looks atpresentone, Dong Xuebincannotbelieve that simplyowneye, hehas not pondered over the tasteuntilpublic transportationoutputtingopen far, stands is staring at the streetsame placedull!
我了个去!不可能啊!这怎么可能啊!自己明明用过一次back了!今天怎么能用两次?看着眼前的一幕,董学斌简直不敢相信自己的眼睛,直到公交车出站开远他也没有琢磨过味儿来,站在原地呆呆地盯着马路!What's the matter!?
到底怎么回事!?
? Wait!
诶?等等!Twice? Did oneselfusetwice?
两次?自己用了两次?Dong Xuebin, thinks of a possibilityin a flash!董学斌愣愣,转瞬间想到一个可能!
...... SundayBackhas not vanished, butaccumulatedtoMonday!?
难道……难道周日的back并没有消失,而是积累到周一了!?Fuck!Back...... cannotsave!?我靠!back不会……能积攒吧!?If so, ifaccumulatesfivedaystendays, laterwantsto back up for fiveminutestenminutes of evenlongertime...... that is also possible!?
如果真是这样,那若积累个五天十天的,以后想倒退五分钟十分钟甚至更久时间……那也是可能的了!?
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