Old Madameacceptedgreatlyrefreshedly, say|way of not sparing a glance: „Thatthing, does not knowisanything, obtainsin any caseaccidentally, has the advantageto the personbody, in addition, does not haveotherbiguses, does not have the advantagetocultivation, cannotpromote the skill, vitality that alsoexactlyandis used to continueyourmother, if not foris usefultoyourmother, perhapsalreadydoes not know that whichthrowsgoes...... Takes awaytakes away, looks here anythinggood, takesseveraltypes......”老夫人大是爽快的应承了,不屑一顾的道:“那东西,原本也不知道是啥玩意,反正无意中得到的,对人身体有好处,除此之外,也没别的大用,对练功没好处,也不能提升功力,也就是恰和用来延续你娘的生机,若不是对你娘有用的话,没准早就不知道扔哪去……拿去就拿去吧,看着这里啥好,多拿几样……”Jun Moxiefeels the noseto be somewhat speechless. ThislookedobviouslyisHeaven and EarthMystical Treasure, Old Madameunexpectedlyadded that almostthrew...... Althoughclearlyknows that Old Madamesaidwantstowarddo not gobyoneselfat heart, butJun Moxiefelt the heartfeltgrievanceforthisHeaven and EarthMystical Treasure...... Because, Old Madametothisyoung treedoes not take seriouslythatislooks, is not a pseudograph.君莫邪摸着鼻子有些无语。这明显一看就是天地灵宝,老夫人居然还说差点扔了……虽然明知道老夫人这么说是想让自己不要往心里去,但君莫邪还是为这天地灵宝感到了由衷委屈……因为,老夫人对这小树的不重视那是一眼就看得出来的,并非伪作。Actuallydo not sayisOld Madame, even if Jun Moxie I do not know that at presentthisyoung treeisanything...... But Jun Moxiedid not know, butactuallyfirmconsidering: Thing that so long asHongjun Pagodacanapprove, thatis the worldraregoodthing! Thismatter, had decided that wasmistakenly!
其实不要说是老夫人,就算是君莫邪本人眼下也不知道这棵小树是什么东东……但君莫邪虽然不认识,但却坚定的认为:只要鸿钧塔能够认可的东西,那就是天下少见的好东西!这件事,决计是错不了地!
The DongfangThird Masterhusband and wifefourpeoplesittogether withchildreninonetable, complacent\;Dongfang WenqingandDongfang Wenjiantheyare the meaning of whole faceenvying...... Wife and concubinesarehidden bitterness...... Oncewomenonhow manyyear of ages, oncesaw that othersare teasing the child, how mother 's surname of thatdaysurnamecanto subdue|gramsbe able to trig?东方三爷夫妻四人连同儿女坐在一桌,得意洋洋\;东方问情和东方问剑两人都是满脸羡慕之意……身边的妻妾们更是幽怨……女人一旦上了几岁年纪,一旦看到别人都在逗弄小孩子,那份天姓的母姓又如何能克制得住?Continuallyhas solvedseveralimportant matters, in the Jun Moxieheartgreatlyishappy, seesDongfang Wenqingwith a worried look, collectsstealthyasking: „Great Uncle, how? Do your manyaunts, howdrophave not madecousinyounger male cousinwhattome? Buta littlewasted?”
一连解决了好几件大事,君莫邪心中大是舒畅,见东方问情愁眉不展,不由凑过去鬼鬼祟祟的问道:“大舅舅,怎么地?您这么多的舅母,咋滴就没给俺弄个表姐表弟啥的?可是有点浪费了吧?”„You, whenIdon't wantto make? Yourgrandmotherhas not complained little aboutme!”Dongfang Wenqingstareshisoneeyesill-humoredly: „Buttheseyoung married womendo not make every effort to succeed, whatmeans do Ihave?”
“你当我不想弄啊?你姥姥没少埋怨我!”东方问情没好气的瞪他一眼:“可是这些婆娘不争气,我有啥办法?”Jun Moxiewhitesupercilious look: Perhapsdoes not make every effort to succeedtwonot to make every effort to succeedhas the possibility, but if said...... 59wivesallcannotgive birth...... ThatDongfang Wenqingluckratheralsotooterrifying a point, thisprobability, has been ableto buy[ ***] color...... Moreoverevery timebuys to!君莫邪白了白眼:一个不争气两个不争气或许有可能,但若是说……59个老婆全都不能生育……那东方问情的运气未免也太恐怖了一点,这份机率,都可以去买[***]彩了……而且每买必中!Hownot saying that isownreason?
咋就不说是自己的原因呢?Jun Moxiesomewhatdespises, winks, stealthysay|way: „Itothisaspect, veryhave the researchactually, myThird UnclethatlegisIincites, ifGreat Unclecan believeme, will guaranteeyouto hug the babyinnext yearthis time, will beseveral......”君莫邪有些鄙视,挤挤眼,鬼鬼祟祟的道:“我对这方面,倒是挺有研究的,我三叔那腿就是我鼓捣好的,若是大舅舅信得着我的,保你在明年此时抱上娃娃,而且是好几个……”„Really?”Sitting that Dongfang Wenqingbrushesrelaxed, twolanternslook atJun Moxiegenerally, in the nostrilgasp for breath, a capturenephew'shand: „Haven't youdeceivedme?”
“真的?”东方问情刷的坐直了腰,两眼灯笼一般看着君莫邪,鼻孔中咻咻喘气,一把抓住外甥的手:“你没骗我吧?”Nearbypersonhad a scarebyhim, shit!thisbigLeadercando?
旁边的人被他吓了一跳,靠!这位大当家的要干啥?„Will Ideceiveyou? Absolutely true!”Jun Moxiemysteriouspushesto focusto smile, said: „ActuallyIshaded the eyes with the handto look, was not only you, actuallylinkedSecond Unclealsoto havethisproblem?”
“我怎么会骗你?千真万确!”君莫邪神秘的挤着眼笑了笑,道:“其实我一搭眼就看出来了,不光是你,其实连二舅舅也有这毛病吧?”Dongfang Wenqingbecame flushed the face, coysay|way: „Oh...... Not to mention, is really Main Family Misfortune......”东方问情涨红了脸,扭扭捏捏的道:“唉……别提了,真是家门不幸啊……”„Youthtimedoes not control......” the Jun Moxiefalsehorseto saysighing of ghost, sinceresay|way: „Youngabsurdity, will often bring the life-longbitter fruit, these words, regardless to maletofemale, is the same, although the personis not loosein vain the youth, butanymatter must have a limit......”thesewords, Dongfang WenqinginSouth HeaventoJun Moxiesaid that now, theypoured...... „to believemeto punchyourlittle brat!”Dongfang Wenqingsomewhatflies into a rage, roarstoJun Moxieone, then the tiger the facewas lookingperipheryto planseveralpeople that raised up the earto listen, suddenlyhas frightened the person.
“少年的时候不节制啊……”君莫邪假马曰鬼的叹了口气,语重心长的道:“年少的荒唐,往往会带来终生的苦果,这句话,无论对男对女,都是一样,虽说人不风流枉少年,可是什么事也得有个限度……”这些话,正是东方问情在天南的时候对君莫邪说的,如今,两人倒了个……“信不信我揍你小子!”东方问情有些急眼,对君莫邪一声怒吼,然后虎着脸看了看周围正打算竖起耳朵过来听的几人,顿时把人都吓了回去。„Volume, Ihelpyouhave a lookcarefully.”Jun Moxiegrasps the hand of Dongfang Wenqing, Heaven and EarthSpiritual Qiinputstogether, thencrossedinhiswithin the bodywith the strength of woodpurevitality, thentreasuresputs outsmalljade bottle: „Thisinsidemedicine, eatsoneevery day, eatshalf a month\;Withinhalf a month...... Mustban the sexual intercoursesurely\; After the half a month,...... Hehehe......”
“额,我帮您仔细看看。”君莫邪抓起来东方问情的手,一道天地灵气输入进去,然后用木之力的精纯生命力在他体内过了一圈,然后珍重的拿出一个小玉瓶:“这里面的药,每天吃一颗,吃半月\;半月之内……千万要禁房事\;半月之后……嘿嘿嘿……”Jun Moxierevealssmiling of man, was actually overtakenjade bottlebyDongfang Wenqing, has pattedoneonhisheadconveniently, a paresounding, carriesuncle'srack, staresto reprove: „Does smallage, whatthinkblindly? Thistypedoes not ascend the matter of place of refinement, thanks to yousaidwith great interest! It seems like the name of yourCapital Citytop-qualitydebaucheereallylives up to reputation! Imusttellyourmother, makingherteachinyouwell!”君莫邪露出一个男人的笑,却被东方问情一把将玉瓶抢了过去,顺手在他脑袋上拍了一记,啪的一声脆响,端起舅舅的架子,瞪着眼训斥道:“小小年纪,瞎想些什么?这种不登大雅之堂的事,亏你说得津津有味!看来你京城头号纨绔之名果然是名不虚传!我得告诉你母亲,让她好好教训教训于你!”Anotherhand was similar tosecretly the yellow weasel of chickenwas common, as swift as lightning the jade bottletreasure, butheavyheld the bosom...... His saying, the sound was really so loud\; That 110people of brushingon the scene, 200visionsearchlightsturned towardJun Moxieto lookgenerally, in the eyesbroughtto inquire about the meaning, obviouslyvery muchwantsto know that thislittle animalin the endsaidanything, unexpectedlywas so reprovenbyGreat Master!
另一只手却是如同偷了鸡的黄鼠狼一般,迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势的将玉瓶珍而重之的揣进了怀里……他这么一说,声音甚大\;在场110人刷的一声,200多道眼光探照灯一般向着君莫邪看了过来,眼中都带着探寻之意,显然都很想知道这小家伙到底说了什么,居然被大老爷如此训斥!It seems likedecides the matter that howevercannot withstand! Reproving that in the presence of everyoneotherwiseSirsuchwill expect too much?
看来定然是非常不堪的事情!要不然大爷怎么会这么恨铁不成钢的当众训斥?
The Jun MoxieLimaforitgloomy, has not seenreallyhas not known good from badandnot wanted the person of cheeklike this! Mygood intentionsolves the lifetimedifficultyforyou, youobtained the advantagenot to speakalsoonforget it, unexpectedlytoconcealyourawkwardness, pushed up the awkwardonstageme?君莫邪利马为之气结,真没见过这样不知好歹、不要面皮的人!我好心好意为你解决一生的困难,你得了好处不吭声也就罢了,居然为了掩饰你自己的尴尬,将我推上了尴尬的前台?Mayendurewhat else cannot be tolerated, the unclemayendure the auntnot to endure.
是可忍孰不可忍,叔可忍婶也不可忍。Sinceis driven beyond the limits of forbearance, thatdoes not needto endureagain!
既然忍无可忍,那就无须再忍了!
A Jun Moxieeyeballrevolution, mysteriouscollects saying: „Great Uncle, after onlyneedsyouto finish eating the medicine, againcoordinatesothermovementsandchant, thatwasabsolutely safe, perhapsIagaincametime, youperhapsonchildrenin groups......”君莫邪眼珠一转,神秘兮兮的凑过去道:“大舅舅啊,只需要你吃完药之后,再配合一下其他动作和口诀,那就是万无一失了,说不定我再来的时候,您说不定就儿女成群了……”„alsoconcretemovementandchant?”Dongfang Wenqingis startledin a twinkling. Was chuckling a moment ago still to oneself, finallyhas put in orderthislittle brat, and has preservedownfacesuccessfully, whatwas most important, but must the hugeadvantage...... Whichthinks that the eyehas not winked, isonescoop of cold watersprinkles, oneselfwickedlyhad just put in orderhis, bydisposition that thislittle bratgrievancemustreport, howto let off itself? Vigilantsay|way: „Whatcondition do youhave? Stated clearly!”
“还有具体动作和口诀?”东方问情霎时间一怔。刚才还在窃喜,终于整了这小子一顿,而且还成功地保住了自己的脸面,最重要的是,还得了天大的好处……哪想到眼睛还没眨一下,就是一瓢冷水泼下来,自己刚刚恶整了他一下,以这小子睚眦必报的姓格,怎么会放过自己?不由警惕的道:“你有啥条件?明说吧!”„Condition?”Jun Moxieundeservedcalled: „Do Ialsowantto negotiate the termstoyourcould it be? Sinceyouregard asthisgrade of villainme, Idid not say! Youmademeput in great inconveniencesadly...... My cavityis zealous, the gratitude of being filled withwantsto helpyousolve......”
“条件?”君莫邪冤枉的叫起来:“我对您老人家难道还要讲条件吗?既然你把我看成这等小人,那我不说也罢!您可是太让我伤心委屈了……我一腔热忱,满心的感激才想要帮你解决……”„Is I am wrong! Is I am wrong, the unclemade a mistake the uncleto make a mistake......”Dongfang Wenqing520novelsto coverhismouth, apologizedrepeatedly, the saliva the facewas asking: „Goodnephew, whatmovement is in the endandchant? Youhurryto tell the uncle!”
“是我错!是我错,舅舅错了舅舅错了……”东方问情520小说的一把捂住了他的嘴,连声道歉,涎着脸问道:“好外甥,到底是什么动作和口诀?你赶紧告诉舅舅吧!”„, Wholets you are myuncle...... Everybodyperson on one's own side, Itoldyou.”Sighing that Jun Moxiehas no alternative, the live imagereceived the hugegrievance.
“也罢,谁让你是我舅舅呢……大家自己人,我就告诉你吧。”君莫邪无可奈何的叹了口气,活像是受了天大的委屈。„Really is the goodchild! Unclemany thanksyou!”Dongfang Wenqinggreat happiness.
“真是好孩子!舅舅多谢你了!”东方问情大喜。GathersnearUncleDongfangear, Jun Moxiediligentlybecomesbyownsoundslightinaudible: „...... Thismovement...... Need...... Flying high...... Un...... Possibly many are a little tired, youmayprobablyinsist...... Right, hangs upside down...... Right......”
凑到东方大爷的耳朵边上,君莫邪努力的让自己的声音变得细微不可闻:“……这动作……需要……凌空……嗯……可能多少有点累,您可要坚持啊……对,倒挂……对对……”Dongfang Wenqingnodsagain and again, seriousfrowning, memorywholeheartedly, livedhas perhaps leaked a character, buthas gone bad the important matter.东方问情连连点头,严肃的皱着眉头,全心全意的记忆,生恐漏了一个字而坏了大事。„alsochantis...... Youlistened, careful...... Mustcoordinateto act, right, chantdropslike this...... 1-23-4, twotwo3-4, the Yin-Yangis well distributed, universesafe\;...... 1-23-4, twotwo3-4\;Changes a posture, comesonetime......” the Jun Moxieseriousinstruction, the Dongfang Wenqingentiregodsallspiritmemoryto reciteagainwholeheartedly, is anxiouson the foreheadalmostto sweat...... Old, the memoryis not good...... Luckily is not very long, but alsovery wellrecords...... Jun Moxiejustread, Dongfang Wenqingis still frowningto mutter\;Asking of Jun Moxiegood intention: „Remember?”
“还有口诀就是……您听好了,记仔细了……要配合动作,对对,口诀是这样滴……一二三四,二二三四,阴阳调和,乾坤无事\;……一二三四,二二三四\;换个姿势,再来一次……”君莫邪一本正经的传授,东方问情全心全意全神全灵地记忆背诵,急得脑门上几乎冒了汗……年纪大了,记忆不好啊……幸亏不是很长,还挺好记的……君莫邪刚刚念完,东方问情还在皱着眉头咕哝\;君莫邪好心的问道:“记住没?”Dongfang Wenqingknitting the browshair brushstands, the wordsdid not say, calmfacedignifiedwalkedhurriedly, with long hurried stridesdirectly soars the study room, it seems like, was goodto record the surnameto be inferior to the rottenwriting skill, the backhas carried, mayforgetaccidentally, withwriting downsafely...... „? Moxie, your did Great Uncledo?”Dongfang Wenjiansat, the doubtasked.东方问情皱着眉头刷的站起来,连话也不说,沉着脸威严的急匆匆地走了出去,大步流星直奔书房,看来,好记姓不如烂笔头,背是背下来了,可万一忘了呢,还是用笔记下来最为稳妥啊……“嗯?莫邪,你大舅舅干啥去了?”东方问剑坐了过来,狐疑地问道。„Volume...... Isa littleare probably many, went to the latrine that drinks......”Jun Moxielaughed. Thensolves the Dongfang Wenjianmatter, butDongfang Wenjianactuallywantedhonestmany, receivedMedicinal Pillto startto thank profusely, was overjoyed, Jun Moxienaturallyhas not taughtanyHuBai„movementandchant”...... Thus it can be seen, the person, ishonest.
“额……大概是喝的有点多,去茅房了吧……”君莫邪呵呵一笑。接下来就是解决东方问剑的事了,不过东方问剑却是要老实的多,接过了丹药就开始千恩万谢,满面春风,君莫邪自然也就没有传授什么胡掰的“动作和口诀”了……由此可见,人,还是老实一点好啊。Letsyourmakememake a boneragain!
再让你丫的让我出丑!Althoughyouaremyuncle, butIshouldput in ordertime, will not forgiveyou...... InJun Moxieheartself-satisfied, banspeak the shoulder, self-satisfiedsilentlaughing wildly, laterdirectlyis holding the belly, is patting the thigh, hahalaughs wildly.
虽然您是我舅舅,但我该整的时候,也不会饶了您……君莫邪心中得意,禁耸着肩膀,得意的无声狂笑,稍后更直接捧着肚子,拍着大腿,哈哈狂笑。pēng!砰!
A chickenboneflies, was poundingabovehim, Jun Moxieonestartledwas on the rise, sees only the Old Madame Dongfangwhole faceto suppressred, visitshimmaliciously, bitterlyscolded: „Youngbrat! What do youlaugh foolishly?”
一根鸡骨头飞过来,正正砸在了他头上,君莫邪一惊抬头,只见东方老夫人满脸憋得通红,狠狠地看着他,恨恨的骂道:“小兔崽子!你傻笑什么?”„Volume...... Has not smiledanything......”Jun Moxieto find the clue make, has grinnedto sit.
“额……没笑什么……”君莫邪摸摸头,咧了咧嘴坐了下来。Old Madameis depressedvisitshim, suddenly„pū”, has spurtedmouthliquorwater that in the mouthholds, chokesto cough, reddens all over the face , the air/Qigets angryand has no alternativescolded: „Yourthislittle brat was also too mischievous......”老夫人闷闷的看着他,突然“噗”地一声,把口中含着的一嘴酒水喷了出来,呛咳起来,满脸通红,又气又怒又是无可奈何的骂道:“你这小子也太促狭了吧……”OriginallyOld Madameheard...... Actuallypresents, only thentwopeopleheard: Mei XueyanandOld Madame\;These twoskillis highest, butMei Xueyanafter all is unmarried maiden, is actually the unclearitsmeaning, butOld Madamebutseasoned person...... cough cough...... cough cough...... Jun Moxiefeels the headto laugh foolishlytwo, hurriesto lower the headto eat meal, drinks, honest, such, is is very clever.
原来老夫人听见了……其实在座的,也就只有两个人听到了:梅雪烟和老夫人\;这两人功力最高,但梅雪烟毕竟是黄花闺女,却是不明其意,但老夫人可是过来人……咳咳……咳咳……君莫邪摸着脑袋傻笑两声,赶紧低头吃饭,喝酒,老老实实的,那样子,可是乖得很。„Mother, yourwhat happened?”Dongfang Wenxinlooksat a lossownmother, shesatinsidea moment ago, was nearly spurtedone...... „yourthiswearyson! Butwelleducates, after going back, surelylookstight, thislittle brat was really toomischievous! Thispunchingtime, should not be lenient, althoughmakes an effortto punchis, thislittle bratcan shoulder!”Old Madamealongcomespantingly, someair/Qido not hitone.
“娘,您怎么了?”东方问心茫然的看着自己母亲,刚才她就坐在旁边,险些被喷一身……“你这个惫懒儿子!可是得好好教育,回去之后,千万看的紧一点,这小子实在是太调皮了!该揍的时候,千万不要手软,尽管使劲揍就是,这小子扛得住!”老夫人顺过气来,还是有些气不打一处来。Listenedto hear...... Butthatmatter...... Alsohas no wayto remind...... Thismatter, makingoneselfthiswork asmother'sreminder?
听是听到了……可那件事……也没法提醒啊……这种事,让自己这个当娘的怎么提醒?Thisgrandchild, is really mischievous the minute...... „Moxiehad been so clever, can therenot be obedient?”Dongfang Wenxinfrowned, grievedsay|way: „Iam not willingto hitchild...... Remembers that in childhoodhewas mischievous, Ihave flung a palm of the handtowardhissmall button, but who alsoloved dearlyshed tears for severaldays......”
这个外孙,实在是促狭的过了分……“莫邪这么乖,那里会不听话?”东方问心皱起眉头,心痛的道:“我可不愿意打孩子……记得小时候他调皮,我往他小屁股上甩了一巴掌,还心疼的自己直掉泪好几天……”Is turnedroll one's eyesbyOld Madame that the thunderarrives, is at wit's end.
被雷到的老夫人翻了翻白眼,无计可施。Thismatter...... Until after for a long time,...... Somesaid...... Dongfang Wenjiansees the Big Brotherto wriggle the waistto rotateto the dawnin the garden, the unclearitsmeaning, walks upto ask: „Big Brother, what is yourthisis making?”
这件事情……直到许久之后……某曰……东方问剑见大哥正在花园里对着晨光扭着腰来回转,不明其意,走上前去问道:“大哥,您这是在做什么?”„Exercisewaiststrength!”Say|Way that the Dongfang Wenqingeyeliddoes not lift: „Old Second, that sideyou, onbosomseveral?” The two brothersfellow sufferers, the sameproblem, naturallytell one another everything.
“锻炼腰力!”东方问情眼皮也不抬的道:“老二,你那边,怀上几个了?”他们兄弟俩难兄难弟,一样的毛病,自然是无话不谈。( to be continued )
(未完待续)
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