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#8: Can hit does not have

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This awkward issue, making me have nothing to say in reply, how many meanings is older cousin's wife? Does she prepare and older cousin divorce? 这尴尬的问题,让我无言以对,堂嫂是几个意思啊？她准备和堂哥离婚吗？ I am only hollow laugh two, without the reply, older cousin's wife somewhat is finally disgruntled, asking me to return to the room to rest, she was static, I regretted on the contrary, although was in the mountain the child, but emotional quotient is not low, older cousin's wife wants to listen to anything, how I can not know. 我只是干笑两声,也没有回答,结果堂嫂有些不悦,叫我回房休息,她想静静,我反倒后悔了,虽然是山里孩子,但情商并不低,堂嫂想听什么,我怎么会不知道。 Some words, I, older cousin has the blood relationship with me difficult after all, something, are thinking on the line at heart, once says, that changed flavor. 只是有些话,我难以启齿啊,毕竟堂哥跟我有血缘关系,有些东西,在心里想想就行,一旦说出口,那就变味了。 I remember suddenly, thing that in the afternoon receives, „, older cousin's wife, your.” I brought, gave her, the subconsciousness has turned the head, even the seasoned person, many will still be shy. 我突然想起,下午收的东西,“咯,堂嫂,你的。”我拿过来,递给了她,下意识转过头,即便是过来人,多少也会羞涩的。 older cousin's wife complexion doubts, when my surface, disassembles the packing box, immediately she is pale the face, „Zhuang Feng, you are sick, buys these to do?!” 堂嫂脸色疑惑,当我的面,拆开包装盒,顿时她铁青着脸,“庄风,你有病呀,买这些干啥？！” „.” I wondered, oneself lend, but must by scolding of older cousin's wife, make a mistake. “啊。”我纳闷了,自己垫钱,还要遭堂嫂的责骂,有没有搞错呢。 „older cousin's wife, this is not you subscribes? Takes a look, small note.” I said ill-humoredly. “堂嫂,这不是你订的吗？瞅瞅,还有小票。”我没好气说。 „Possibly, isn't the sister-in-law bored how good!” She white my eyes, performs obviously charming of mature woman. “怎么可能,嫂子没那么无聊好不好！”她白了我一眼,尽显成熟女人的妩媚。 Looks at this, does not seem like lies, although is not long with the sister-in-law contact duration, but her is me to be clear, this blamed, that delivering does cheat out of money? 看她这样,不像是撒谎,尽管和嫂子接触时间不长,但她的为人我清楚,这就怪了,难道那个递送员骗钱？ older cousin's wife is very quick-witted, in the information following small note, checks that appeal thing shop, then telephones, asked outcome, the boss said, is another person, thing that telephones to decide, requests to delivery the payment, they according to procedure/program. 堂嫂很机智,顺着小票上的信息,查到那家情趣用品店,然后打电话过去,问了个究竟,老板说,是另外一个人,打电话定的东西,要求货到付款,他们只是照程序来。 older cousin's wife is more puzzled, asks the boss to want that person of number, at first boss has not complied, said what customer privacy, but older cousin's wife said that must report to the police, the boss flustered, quickly gives the number. 堂嫂更加不解,找老板要那人的号码,起初老板还不答应,说什么客户隐私,但堂嫂说要报警,老板就慌了,急忙给出号码。 „Old lady must have a look but actually, who is so bored!” older cousin's wife said panting in indignation, according to the number dials. “老娘倒要看看,谁那么无聊！”堂嫂气呼呼说,照着号码拨过去。 „Hey, which?” That side the telephone, hears a female voice, the standard spoken Chinese is very standard. “喂,哪位？”电话那边,传来一个女声,普通话很是标准。 Did the older cousin's wife instantaneous ignition, „entice Zhuang Dongliang?” 堂嫂瞬间发火了,“是不是勾引了庄栋梁？” „What?” That female some mistakes stare. “啥？”那女的有些错愣。 „Inexpensive goods, enticed the man of old lady, but also subscribes the electric stick to deliver in the family/home, you must be so bored, have to plant rip to compel face to face!” Clearly, older cousin's wife cannot swallow this foul odor, trading to do is I, others snatched my girlfriend, but also wants to buy the airplane cup, can not irritate. “贱货,勾引了老娘的男人,还订电动棒送家里,你要不要这么无聊,有种当面撕逼啊！”很明显,堂嫂咽不下这口恶气,换作是我,别人抢了我的女朋友,还要自己掏钱买飞机杯,不得气死啊。 „Oh, hello/you good, here is Fei da collection agency, your husband Zhuang Dongliang owes the next 500,000 loans in the net loan platform, telephones not to meet, we are forced reluctantly, only then informs his family member like this, please as soon as possible repayments, otherwise we will adopt the legal proceeding the way, necessary time, possibly comes to receive after dunning.” Originally, older cousin's wife returns devils, this, is one's turn the customer service personnel to entrain. “噢,你好,这里是飞达讨债公司,你的老公庄栋梁在网贷平台欠下五十万贷款,打电话不接,我们被迫无奈,只有这样通知他的家属,请你们尽快还款,否则我们会采取法律诉讼的途径,必要时候,也可能上门催收。”本来,堂嫂还凶神恶煞,这一回,轮到客服人员拽。 The older cousin's wife brow tight wrinkle, „are you cracking a joke? How does he possibly lend money?!” 堂嫂眉头紧皱,“你在开玩笑吧？他怎么可能借钱？！” „All right, the words that you do not believe that can add my WeChat , I issue you loan proof.” Quick, older cousin's wife added on WeChat, one pile of pictures send, has the older cousin signature, as well as grasps the picture, loan contract anything. “没事,你不相信的话,可以加我的微信,134XXXXXXX,我把借款证明发给你。”很快,堂嫂加上了微信,一堆照片发来过来,有堂哥的签名,以及手持照片,借款合同啥的。 The older cousin's wife complexion becomes dark, the body shivers, „this bastard thing, does he also want to live!” 堂嫂脸色发黑,身体不由颤抖起来,“这个混蛋东西,他还想不想过日子！” Then, she gives older cousin to telephone, the direct prompt in the service area, it seems like, the sister-in-law by the blacklisted, jokes aside, the older cousin character was not quite not been mature, especially has clashes of opinion, like the child. 然后,她又给堂哥打电话,直接提示不在服务区,看来,嫂子被拉黑了,说真的,堂哥性格不太成熟,特别是闹矛盾的时候,就像个小孩子一样。 Because the father's younger paternal cousin is used to him since childhood, without by what air/Qi, the young couple is acted difficult now, uses this way to punish older cousin's wife, a delicate woman, how can shoulder. 因为堂叔从小惯着他,也没受过什么气,如今小两口闹别扭,就用这种方式惩罚堂嫂,一个柔弱女人,怎么扛得住啊。 „Sister-in-law, you left sadly, older cousin possibly is muddled...... I not to comfort the person for a while”, at this time, said that anything had one misfortune after another. “嫂子,你别伤心了,堂哥可能一时糊涂......”我不会安慰人,这时候,说什么都是雪上加霜。 „Un, having anything is quite sad, his most peaceful death outside.” older cousin's wife casts aside goes excessively, on the mouth does not care, but her tears do not overflow voluntarily, the husband trains not well, she possibly also rebukes oneself. “嗯,有什么好伤心,他最好死在外边。”堂嫂撇过头去,嘴上不在乎,可她眼泪不自觉溢出来,丈夫调教得不好,她可能也自责吧。 Over the following several days, older cousin's wife has been depressed, quiet, I find the way to tease her to be happy, no effect, and has the strange thing to deliver unceasingly, what chrysanthemum, the sacrificial paper money, the appeal item, all deliveries the payment, I according to the instruction of older cousin's wife, refuse to accept entirely, for this reason, quarrels with delivering a lot. 接下来几天,堂嫂一直闷闷不乐,少言寡语,我想办法逗她开心,也没什么效果,而且不断有奇奇怪怪的东西送上门,什么菊花,冥币,情趣道具,全是货到付款,我按照堂嫂的指示,统统拒收,为此,没少跟递送员吵架。 Yeah, they also undertake a thankless task, must blame, can only blame older cousin to owe money, in emotion in reason cannot be justified. 哎,他们也是费力不讨好,要怪,只能怪堂哥欠钱,于情于理都说不过去。 older cousin's wife really could not endure this harassment, chose the warning, has saying that the police working efficiency was high, notified the collection agency directly, shortly, their company made the apology phone call, pledged over and over, will adopt the correct way to pursue the debt, rather than harassed the life of older cousin's wife. 堂嫂实在忍受不了这种骚扰,选择了报警,不得不说,警察办事效率高,直接通知讨债公司,没多久,他们公司打来道歉电话,也再三承诺,会采取正确方式追债,而不是骚扰堂嫂的生活。 After apology telephone, our life return tranquilly, older cousin also faded out the line of sight gradually, as if the home, only belongs to me and older cousin's wife, jokes aside, especially liked this feeling, even an misconception, she was my wife. 道歉电话过后,我们的生活重归平静,堂哥也渐渐淡出了视线,仿佛这个家,只属于我和堂嫂,说真的,特别喜欢这种感觉,甚至有一种错觉,她是我的媳妇。 Such easy and comfortable day, how long without maintaining, that night, I bought her the small wonton and hand that like eating grasps the cake, then goes home in high spirits, actually found that older cousin also, said accurately, he was caught by several robust men. 这样安逸的日子,没有维持多久,那天晚上,我买了她最爱吃的小馄饨和手抓饼,然后兴冲冲回到家,却发现堂哥也在,准确的说,他被几个壮汉逮了回来。 Forces my sister-in-law to render back the money face to face, money that the marriage for these years, accumulated economically in everyday spending, now and relational breakage of older cousin, she naturally does not want. 当面逼迫我嫂子还钱,结婚这几年,省吃俭用才攒的钱,如今和堂哥的关系破裂,她自然不愿意。 Two guys stop up the sister-in-law in the dead angle, on the face show the smile that the men understand, „does not render back the money also good, first makes the buddy crisp, in slow your several days.” 两个大汉把嫂子堵在死角,脸上露出男人都懂的笑容,“不还钱也行啊,先让哥们爽爽,在缓你几天。” „I depend, this young woman true pole, the elder brother has been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger.” “我靠,这个小娘们真极品呀,哥早就饥渴难耐了。” „Rubbish with her, before also reported to the police, does our company to mention by name to criticize, today uses to hang to shut her mouth greatly.” “别跟她废话,之前还报警呢,搞得我们公司被点名批评,今天就用大吊堵住她的嘴。” Facing their vulgar language, older cousin's wife scared, pale like paper, scolded them, do not act unreasonably, older cousin was aloof in the , even spoke to scold older cousin's wife, blaming her to report to the police arbitrarily did not discuss with him, was really a man takes on does not have. 面对他们的污言秽语,堂嫂吓坏了,脸色苍白如纸,呵斥他们,不要乱来,堂哥在边上无动于衷,甚至出言数落堂嫂,怪她擅自报警也不跟他商量,真是一点男人担当都没有。 I come back fortunately promptly, otherwise must be the big deal, „stops.” I sink to drink one, eating threw. 还好我回来及时,不然要出大事了,“住手。”我沉喝一声,把吃的扔了出去。 The two are unexpected, the full head is the wonton and spicy strip, humor that could not say, this soup was very hot, was the pigskin, not necessarily could endure. 那两人猝不及防,满脑袋全是馄饨和辣条,说不出的滑稽,这个汤水还很烫呢,就是猪皮,也不一定吃得消啊。 „Mother ratio, little bastard, your bad father's good deed!” “妈个比,小杂种,你坏老子的好事！” „Holds in the mouth your old mother.” Two popularity must foam with rage, as if must tear to shreds to be the same me. “叼你老母。”二人气得吹胡子瞪眼,仿佛要把我碎尸万段一样。 „Does not want.” older cousin's wife screamed one, revealed the clear care, the bonus was a older cousin hit face pig type, she is not so anxious, I was delicious. “不要。”堂嫂尖叫一声,流露出真真切切的关心,饶是堂哥被打的一脸猪头样,她也没这么紧张,我心里美滋滋的。 Saw that they throw, I do not have the least bit to be timid, is not does the frame, who feared, this city person had a high and respected position, the physique was one by one weak, insufficiently looked radically. 眼看着他们扑过来,我没有半点胆怯,不就是干架,谁怕谁啊,这城里人养尊处优惯了,体质一个比一个弱,根本不够看。 I search to act, holds a person of arm, entrains fiercely, „creaks.” The clear sound, hears person scalp tingles. 我探出手去,抓住一人的胳膊,猛地一拽,“嘎吱。”清脆的声响,听得人头皮发麻。 „Oh.” He sends out calling out of pain, the body twitches, my casual, little said that is also dislocated. “哎哟。”他发出痛苦的嚎叫,身体抽搐起来,我这随便一下,少说也是脱臼。 Another person is sly, wants to seize the chance to sneak attack my, then, my elbow springs fast, falls on his lower abdomen, „tittered.” This fellow blood fog puts out, distressed. 另外一人狡猾得很,想趁机偷袭我的,接着,我手肘飞快弹出,落在他的小腹,“噗嗤。”这家伙一口血雾吐出,狼狈非常。 „ga.” Incessantly is several guys, even older cousin older cousin's wife dumbfounded, as if in the room the air setting is ordinary. “噶。”不止是几个大汉,连堂哥堂嫂都呆住了,仿佛屋里空气凝固一般。 In their opinion, I am only the young fellow, actually easily resists two vivid men, is really inconceivable. 在他们看来,我只是个毛头小子,却是轻易对抗两个生龙活虎的汉子,实在不可思议。
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