NPT :: Volume #1

#75: Grand wooing ceremony

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I look up, is a fair and clear young man, the small suit is joined to seven points of trousers, seeming like somewhat is quite good-looking, „are you Hao Jian?!” 我抬头一看,是个白白净净的年轻男子,小西装配上七分裤,看起来颇有几分俊俏,“你是郝建？！” „Well, do you know me?” Hao Jian is slightly surprised, on this fellow the masculine characteristics are too few, it is estimated that melts a makeup slightly, will be regarded the female. However he truly belongs, that obedient male who the guardian likes. “咦,你认识我？”郝建微微惊讶,这家伙身上男性特征太少,估计稍微化个妆,都会被当成女的。不过他确实属于,家长喜欢的那种乖乖男。 „Un, I listen to Teacher Liu to raise you.” I make fun, in fact, Liu Yuhan in the diary, writes about him more than once, the character is despotic, is entirely different from the appearance of cream puff, sometimes, Liu Yuhan spoke to the opposite sex, he will stop promptly, he counterfeit boyfriend, was really actually serious oneself. “嗯,我听刘老师提过你。”我打了哈哈,实际上,刘雨涵在日记本里,不止一次写到他,性格专横霸道,和奶油小生的外貌截然不同,有时候,刘雨涵跟异性讲讲话,他都会及时制止,他只是假冒的男朋友,却真把自己当回事了。 „Hehe, it seems like Yuhan cares my, the schoolmate can you telephone, making her return to a school.” The Hao Jian self-sensation is good, originally, Liu Yuhan extremely lacks the security sense, Hao Jian is a frivolous man, except for dealing with Teacher Liu, she does not want to communicate with this person. “嘿嘿,看来雨涵还是在乎我的,同学你能不能打个电话,让她回一趟学校。”郝建自我感觉良好,本来,刘雨涵就极度缺乏安全感,郝建又是个轻浮的男人,除了应付一下刘老师,她一点都不想跟这人来往。 „This is perhaps inappropriate, Teacher Liu went to window-shop.” Refers to erratically, she is free with my family Liu Jie, Hao Jian this crucial point comes, has a joke backfire purely. “这恐怕不合适吧,刘老师出去逛街了。”指不定,她跟我家柳洁逍遥快活呢,郝建这个节骨眼过来,纯粹是自讨没趣。 „Tries, you said that in the class has an accident, she should come back.” Hao Jian conjures to be the same probably, in the hand were many one slightly to fold the bill, the stopper gave me. “试试吧,你就说班里出了点事,她应该会回来。”郝建像是变戏法一样,手里多出一小叠钞票,塞给了我。 This fellow acts really extravagantly, can make the ghost turn a millstone richly, I can only brace oneself, hit to Liu Yuhan, her side is noisy, probably is singing, mother, should she not get drunk Liu Jie, molests her forcefully! 这家伙出手真阔绰呀,正所谓有钱能使鬼推磨,我只能硬着头皮,打给了刘雨涵,她那边闹哄哄的,好像在唱歌,妈呀,该不会她灌醉了柳洁,就强行猥亵她吧！ I have not had anything with Liu Jie, if cheap Liu Yuhan, is really the blood owes, „feeds, Teacher Liu, you come back quickly, in the class had the student to be hit.” 我都没跟柳洁发生过什么,要是便宜了刘雨涵,真是血亏,“喂,刘老师,你快回来,班里有学生被打了。” „, Your steady, I returns immediately.” Liu Yuhan one hear flustered, full mouth complies, this smelly young married woman has the sense of responsibility. “啊,你稳一下,我马上回。”刘雨涵一听就慌了,满口答应,这臭婆娘还是有责任心的。 Hao Jian sees me to handle, the mood is excellent, threw several hundred to me, „constructs the elder brother, money actually minor matter, so long as you can soak Teacher Liu, I am from the bottom of the heart happy.” 郝建一见到我搞定,心情大好,又扔了几百块给我,“建哥,钱倒是小事,只要你能把刘老师泡到手,我打心底高兴啊。” The present aspect is, Liu Yuhan is entangling Liu Jie day in day out, I and her not private, even if on my WeChat looks for Liu Jie to chat, she is also symbolic being perfunctory, this made me have the intense sense of crisis. 现在的局面是,刘雨涵一天到晚缠着柳洁,我和她都没有一点私人空间,哪怕我微信上找柳洁聊天,她也是象征性的敷衍,这让我有了强烈的危机感。 The urgent matter, shifts the attention of smelly young married woman, in that case, I can communicate with Liu Jie well, regarding this female love rival, I really badly battered, if male entanglement Liu Jie, I hold am one punch, but Liu Yuhan takes our current teacher in charge, is an as pretty as a flower beautiful pretty little girl, where I can begin to her, if she informs the parents, suffices me to receive. 当务之急,是转移臭婆娘的注意力,那样一来,我才能好好跟柳洁沟通,对于这种女性情敌,我是真的焦头烂额,如果男的纠缠柳洁,我抓住就是一顿揍,可刘雨涵作为我们现任班主任,又是个如花似玉的美娇娘,我哪能对她动手,万一她通知父母,够我受的。 „Haha, Brother, you spoke listen, later had anything, opened the mouth although.” He handed over a name card to me, originally is a vice-president of pharmaceutical company, calculated young and promisingly. “哈哈,老弟,你说话中听,以后有啥事,尽管开口。”他递了一张名片给我,原来是一家制药公司的副总,也算年轻有为了。 „Good, Brother, wishing you make the artillery to be successful.” I winked saying that this Hao Jian face thick-skinned very much, pursued Liu Yuhan for a long time, did not have the result, clung to for dear life hits rottenly, hopes that can bring her home, Liu Yuhan does not like the man. “好,老哥,祝你约炮成功。”我挤眉弄眼说,这郝建脸皮厚的很,追求刘雨涵好久了,一直没结果,还是死缠烂打,希望能够抱得美人归,偏偏刘雨涵不喜欢男人。 „Without the problem, the old iron, I under the preparation, you and others will go to the school entrance, making you study study, what picks up the little girl!” Hao Jian patted my shoulder, turned around to depart. “没毛病,老铁,我去准备下,你等会去校门口,让你学学,什么叫泡妞！”郝建拍了拍我的肩膀,转身离去了。 I was all right in any case idly, arrived at the corridor, stood here, the situation of school entrance was clear, at this time, Xiaopang they also with, originally, Hao Jian bought pile of between-meal snack, first went to a classroom, in the schoolmate the class coaxed ecstatically, praised him is the gentle and graceful girl, the gentleman quite gathers together. 反正我闲的没事,来到了走廊,站在这儿,校门口的情况一目了然,这时候,小胖他们也跟了过来,原来,郝建买了一堆零食,先去了趟教室,把班里同学哄得心花怒放,都夸他是窈窕淑女,君子好逑。 „Boss, you train the younger sister to have one, recently Liu Jie started to wear the black silk stockings.” Xiaopang said delightedly. “老大,你调教妹子有一手啊,最近柳洁都开始穿黑丝袜了。”小胖眉飞色舞说道。 My his mother is the mute eats the Chinese goldthread rhizome, has bitter not being able saying that which this is I trains, is Liu Yuhan urges obviously, she in the diary, mentioned especially, likes looking at Liu Jie to wear the black silk stockings, small high heels, appearing the sex appeal is also charming, wants thoroughly to be explored by Liu Jie. 我他妈是哑巴吃黄连,有苦说不出,这哪是我调教的,明明是刘雨涵撺掇的,她在日记本里,特地提到了,喜欢看着柳洁穿黑丝袜,小高跟,显得性感又迷人,想要被柳洁深入地探索。 Compares my pain to compel, Wang Xiaopang was delicious, couple of days ago went to the room with Lin Xiaoya, according to he himself, a two boxes of condom day used up, next day, the Lin Xiaoya throat mute did not say, but must the wall walk. 相比我的苦逼,王小胖就美滋滋了,前两天跟林小雅去开了房,据他自己吹嘘,两盒套套一天用光了,第二天,林小雅嗓子哑了不说,还得扶墙走路。 This to me, without doubt is an attack, a while ago I and Liu Jie big show love, fearful Xiaopang envied, but also urged me, gave him to arrange an object, so as to avoid the bedboard was put on by day, now he achieved wishes to take off the virgin hat, I actually got into a deadlock with Liu Jie, was really the geomancy transfers in turn. 这对我来说,无疑是一种打击,前阵子我和柳洁大秀恩爱,可怕小胖羡慕死了,还一个劲催我,给他安排个对象,免得床板被日穿,现在他如愿以偿脱掉了处男帽,我跟柳洁却搞僵了,真是风水轮流转。 „, But also good also good.” My hollow laugh two. “咳,还行还行。”我干笑两声。 „Boss, under your instruction experiences, which posture is quite crisp, I make the time with Xiaoya, was she occupied the initiative, felt oneself were shamed, having no means was strong my strong wind.” Wang Xiaopang hit me gently. “老大,你传授下经验啊,哪种姿势比较爽,我跟小雅闹得时候,都是她占了主动权,感觉自己被羞辱了,有没什么办法壮我雄风。”王小胖轻轻撞了撞我。 „Your lily flower, can go was good, but also request what posture?” My ill-humored say/way, did not taunt Xiaopang, previous time we urinated together, he must with me compared with the size, he shine finally, I was instantaneously silent, damn quite a while had not found, originally was bound by the infant. “你那个金针菇,能进去就不错了,还要求什么姿势呀？”我没好气道,并不是嘲讽小胖子,上次我们一起尿尿,他非要跟我比大小,结果他亮出来,我瞬间沉默了,他妈的半天没找到,原来被毛毛裹住了。 At that time I was startled, for did not hurt his self-respect, does not dare to look to him, therefore this he said the instruction experience, hurt my glass heart, could not bear tease him. 当时我就惊了,为了不伤害他的自尊心,没敢给他看,所以这丫的说传授经验,伤了我那颗玻璃心,才忍不住调侃他。 „Boss, previous time you look, I do not have to be hard, otherwise can beat around the bush two.” Xiaopang indignants disturbed to say. “老大,上次你看的时候,我没硬起来,不然可以绕脖子两圈呢。”小胖忿忿不平道。 In the crucial point that we chatted, Liu Yuhan brings Liu Jie, entered the school gate hurriedly. 在我们闲聊的节骨眼,刘雨涵带着柳洁,匆匆忙忙进了校门。 But similar that Hao Jian has arranged, he really takes great pains, invites one group of people, has the performance symphony, puts the salute, pushes the decorated vehicle, the lively degree is without parallel in history, brings in the stir of school. 而郝建已经布置的差不多,他实在是煞费苦心,请来一堆人,有演奏交响乐的,放礼炮的,推花车的,热闹程度可谓是空前绝后,也引来全校的轰动。 After all, in three for these years, does not have such big wooing ostentation, many young female student stands on the corridor, expression that on the face various envying envy hate. 毕竟,三中这么多年来,就没这么大的求爱排场,多少小女生站在走廊上,脸上各种羡慕嫉妒恨的表情。 „Oh, a perfect match.” “哇塞,郎才女貌啊。” „If can have such boyfriend, really dies happily.” “要是能有这样的男朋友,真的幸福死啦。” „Right, led does not want, the frustration male compared with our school, is completely not a level.” “对呀,帅的不要不要,比起我们学校的挫男,完全不是一个层面。” „ Hey, that called mother the artillery, did not call commander ! " “喂喂喂,那叫娘炮,不叫帅！” „Your these dinosaur younger sisters, other fantasize, wanted the stature not to have the stature, wanted the appearance not to have the appearance, daily knows fantasized the handsome fellow.” “你们这些恐龙妹,就别意淫了,要身材没身材,要长相没长相,天天就知道幻想帅哥。” A bickering arises spontaneously, possibly before Hao Jian had greeted with the school authorities, they are also coordination as far as possible, after all the teacher is in love indisputable . Moreover, but can also encourage all male compatriots, wants to bring her home, must in the pocket first have money. 一顿口水仗油然而生,可能之前郝建跟校方打过招呼,他们也是尽量的配合,毕竟老师谈恋爱无可厚非,况且,还能激励广大男同胞,想要抱得美人归,必须兜里先有钱。 A Hao Jian face bright smile, moved toward Liu Yuhan at a moderate pace, Liu Jie by her, seems the bridesmaid, actually does not lose the slightest, two females formed a bright and beautiful scenery, a mature intellectuality, clear moving, makes the male compatriot sufficiently crazy. 郝建一脸灿烂的笑容,不紧不慢走向了刘雨涵,柳洁在她旁边,仿佛是伴娘,却又不输分毫,二女形成了一道亮丽的风景,一个成熟知性,一个清纯动人,足以让男同胞为之疯狂。
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