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Saying, Section Chief Qian was reaching the sister-in-law slowly, mother, this pig does not grow the memory. 说着,钱科长手慢慢伸向了嫂子,妈的,这猪头不长记性啊。 Has not waited for the sister-in-law to open the mouth, I take up one string of pig kidney, toward his back of the hand, „.” 还没等嫂子开口,我拿起一串猪腰子,往他手背一扎,“刺啦。” „Oh feeds.” The Section Chief Qian complexion turns green, sore jumped. “哎哟喂。”钱科长面色发青,疼的跳了起来。 „Really does not know, a you young section chief, has what qualifications to jump, if you become the department head, Chief, can not ascend the sky!” My face said uncomfortable “真是不知道,你一个小小的科长,有什么资格跳,你要是当上处长,局长,不得上天了啊！”我一脸不爽说道 „ga.” Eating melon people that these do not understand the true situation, immediately an astonishment. “噶。”那些不明真相的吃瓜群众,顿时一片惊愕。 „Lying trough, this compels me who install to be caught off guard.” “卧槽,这逼装的我措手不及。” „Section chief is very good, he certainly in mouth.” “科长已经很牛了,他一定是在口嗨。” „Un, this year boasted does not pay tax.” “嗯,这年头吹牛又不上税。” Section Chief Qian slid in front of the companion, „in a big hurry, helping me pull out! Light.” 钱科长溜到了同伴面前,“快快,帮我抽出来！轻点啊。” „Hiss.” The face of Section Chief Qian pain distorted, on the back of the hand has an eyelet, but also stained the chili oil, it can be imagined, that type of taste that burns to the marrow. “嘶。”钱科长痛的脸都变形了,手背上有个小孔,还沾满了辣椒油,可想而知,那种辣到骨髓的滋味。 Heavy that he air/Qi, is staring at me ruthlessly, said, „little animal, the father does not torment to death you today, is you lives.” 他气的不轻,狠狠盯着我,放出话来,“小畜生,老子今天不把你整死,就是你生的。” I show neither approval nor disapproval to smile, a little meaning. 我不置可否笑了笑,有点意思。 „You are encroaching upon her to try, I have 100 methods to make you.” I said superficially, revealed a self-confidence unknowingly, the sister-in-law beautiful pupil exudes the faint trace extraordinary splendor, is nipping the powder lip slightly, that was speechless move. “你在侵犯她试试,我有一百种方法弄你。”我轻描淡写说,不经意流露出一股自信,嫂子美眸泛起了丝丝异彩,微微咬着粉唇,那是一种无言的感动。 older cousin does not know, she received the distress to be suffering outside, but I tip watched, the strong woman, had delicate side, but does not want to show to others looked, was just like the sister-in-law, before winning her trust, rather hid in the bedding crying painted face, did not fall drop of tears before me. 堂哥根本不知道,她在外边受了苦楚委屈,而我把点点滴滴都看在眼里,再坚强的女人,都有柔弱的一面,只是不想展现给他人看,就好比嫂子,在没获得她的信任之前,宁可躲在被窝哭花脸,也不在我面前掉一滴泪。 Clearly, my these words, play the awing effect, a Section Chief Qian face dreaded, „well good, leaves you time that installs to compel is not many, makes an effort to install, later my good elder brother came, do not stop.” 很明显,我这一番话,起到了震慑作用,钱科长一脸忌惮,“好好好,留给你装逼的时间不多了,使劲装,待会我良哥来了,你千万不要停。” Then, Lane Section Chief Qian comes the mineral water, cleans the wound unceasingly, the mouth is being foul-mouthed, blames his companion, knows to watch the fun, a live image embittered wife is the same. 接着,钱科长来矿泉水,不断清洗着伤口,嘴里骂骂咧咧,责怪他的同伴,就知道看热闹,活像个怨妇一样。 Shortly, in the crowd squeezes out a form, „change.” That person shouted one. 没多久,人群中挤出一个身影,“小钱。”那人喊了一声。 Immediately Section Chief Qian looks the happy expression, walks, „good elder brother, you may calculate.” 顿时钱科长面露喜色,屁颠屁颠走过去,“良哥,你可算来了。” „Where is young girl at?” The good elder brother quite anticipated, looks around, several other companions, quickly collect to distribute the cigarettes to exchange greetings. “小妞在哪？”良哥颇为期待,东张西望起来,其他几个同伴,急忙凑过去递烟寒暄。 „In that the good elder brother you takes a look, do the chest is big, legs are long buttocks curl upwards, suffice energetically not?” Section Chief Qian referred to the sister-in-law, winks to say. “在那,良哥你瞅瞅,胸大腿长屁股翘,够带劲不？”钱科长指了指嫂子,挤眉弄眼道。 „Energetic energetic.” The facial features who the good elder brother smiles pushed to went together , asked that „did you open the room?” “带劲带劲。”良哥笑的五官都挤到一块去了,又问道,“你开好了房吧？” „, Has not handled.” Section Chief Qian is slightly awkward. “啊,还没搞定。”钱科长微微尴尬。 „Today your boy this matter manages is unattractive, generally I come, is strives, how, but also prepares to make me disburse money?” The good elder brother quite asked uncomfortable. “你小子今天这事儿办的不漂亮,一般我过来,都是出力的,怎么,还准备让我出钱呀？”良哥颇为不爽问道。 „, The good elder brother do not misunderstand, I encounter a problem, you take a look at my hand, became this.” Section Chief Qian puts on a long face, the good elder brother decides the eye to look, frightens jumps, asked him what's the matter, Section Chief Qian aimed at me. “不不不,良哥别误会,我遇到点麻烦,你瞅瞅我的手,都成这样了。”钱科长哭丧着脸,良哥定眼一看,吓得一跳,问他怎么回事,钱科长又指向了我。 „Also is not that little animal, a student crazy is not good, does not know, the courage of where coming.” Section Chief Qian is quite annoyed, in the eye the cold glow jumps to shoot. “还不是那个小畜生,一个学生狂的不行,也不知道,哪来的勇气。”钱科长颇为恼火,眼中寒芒迸射而出。 The sisters-in-law cannot be calm, I actually am eat baking deliciously, Section Chief Qian am continue add inflammatory details, „he added, my section chief cannot amount to something, even Department head, the chief came, he is not convinced, the good elder brother, you may probably take responsibility for me, otherwise, he must ride my head to urinate to defecate.” 嫂子都淡定不住,我却是美滋滋吃着烧烤,钱科长继续添油加醋,“他还说,我一个科长上不了台面,就算处长,局长来了,他都不买账,良哥,你可要替我做主吧,不然,他得骑到我头上撒尿拉屎。” He has not noticed from the start, the good elder brother even more gloomy face, „was quiet!” 他压根没有注意到,良哥越发阴沉的面庞,“住嘴！” Good elder brother scolded, seemed very towering, Section Chief Qian gawked staring, uneasy say/way, „how, good...” 良哥一声呵斥,显得十分突兀,钱科长愣了愣,忐忑不安道,“怎么了,良...” He finishes barely the words, the good elder brother tramples to his belly on, „grass you, your mental handicap thing, the mouth puts cleanly, leaves a little animal.” 他话音未落,良哥一脚踹到他肚子上,“草你吗,你这个智障玩意,嘴巴放干净点,别一口一个小畜生。” „Yes, yes, the good elder brother, my mistake, I represents the face of Bureau of Education after all, but are you insufficient to hit me?” Section Chief Qian nods again and again, the surprise on the face being able hardly be removed. “是,是,良哥,我的错,毕竟我代表教育局的脸面,可你不至于打我呀？”钱科长连连点头,脸上挥之不去的诧异。 „Hits what is up? With I apologize? Has not hurried to give Schoolmate Zhuang Feng to apologize!” The good elder brother angrily rebukes. “打你怎么啦？跟我道什么歉？还不赶紧给庄风同学赔罪！”良哥怒斥一声。 Right, the so-called good elder brother, is Guo Tao relative Guo Hanliang, I do not know whether to laugh or cry, during the daytime has also met face to face, in the evening met, on the other hand, to help Guo Tao, he lost completely the face, therefore the mood is uncomfortable, no wonder Section Chief Qian said, I in hit toward the muzzle, but the fact showed, was he lifts the stone to pound own foot. 没错,所谓的良哥,正是郭涛的亲戚郭汉良,我也是哭笑不得,白天还打过照面,晚上又遇到了,话说回来,为了帮助郭涛,他丢光了脸,所以心情不爽,难怪钱科长说,我在往枪口上撞,可事实证明,是他搬石头砸了自己的脚。 „Apologized with him? Why, good elder brother?” The Section Chief Qian whole face doubts asked. “跟他赔罪？为什么啊,良哥？”钱科长满脸疑惑问道。 „Really took you, where came so many why, you want to know, father told you, Chief Zhao gave her three points of face!” Guo Hanliang answered. “真服了你,哪来那么多为什么,你想知道是吧,老子告诉你,赵局长都给她三分面子！”郭汉良解释道。 „Which Chief Zhao?” Section Chief Qian is somewhat surprised uncertain. “哪个赵局长？”钱科长有几分惊疑不定。 „Which can also have, the members of our Bureau of Education!” Guo Hanliang stared his one eyes, such remarks, it may be said that a stone arouses thousand overlapping waves, Section Chief Qian several companions, were a face sympathy visit me a moment ago, after all as a student, once competed with Section Chief Qian, will not have any good end mostly. “还能有哪个,我们教育局的一把手啊！”郭汉良瞪了他一眼,此话一出,可谓一石激起千层浪,刚才钱科长的几个同伴,都是一脸同情看着我,毕竟作为一个学生,一旦和钱科长较上劲,多半不会有什么好下场。 The present aspect, makes Section Chief Qian be hard to deal with, „.” Section Chief Qian is pale, the body also creakies, „coughs, the good elder brother, you jokes certainly with me, blaming me not to arrange the young girl appropriately, hehe.” 如今的局面,却让钱科长难以应付,“啊。”钱科长脸色发白,身体也是摇摇欲坠,“咳,良哥,您一定是跟我开玩笑,怪我没把小妞安排妥当,嘿嘿。” „Your his mother stupid person, the father is not in no mood to crack a joke, in the afternoon Zhao Ju also criticized my harshly, you did not coax him, tomorrow will go to the finance to criticize, receiving the wages to leave.” Guo Hanliang shrugs, appearance that is not willing to meddle. “你他妈个蠢驴,老子没心情开玩笑,下午赵局还严厉批评了我一顿,你不把他哄好了,明天就去财务清算一下,领完工资走人吧。”郭汉良耸了耸肩,一副不愿意插手的样子。 The Section Chief Qian heart has one's heart sink with disappointment, previously looked at me taking pleasure in others' misfortunes, by this moment, transformed completely panic-stricken, sister-in-law at the same time, is taking a look at me with a strange look. 钱科长心凉了半截,先前还是幸灾乐祸的看我,到了这一刻,完全转变成了惊恐,就连一边的嫂子,都用一种奇怪的眼神打量着我。 Section Chief Qian can crawl to this position, is not the ordinary person, he deeply inspires, quickly is transforming the complexion, a face compensates to say with a smile, „coughs, the little brother, is I......” 钱科长能爬到这个位置,也不是什么等闲之辈,他深吸了一口气,急忙转变着脸色,一脸赔笑道,“咳,小兄弟,是我......” Without Section Chief Qian said, I broke him, „me entire?” 没等钱科长说完,我就打断了他,“你不是要把我往死里整？” „, Doesn't dare, jokes.” Section Chief Qian shakes the head again and again, the head results in rattle-drum. “呃,不敢不敢,闹着玩的。”钱科长连连摇头,脑袋跟拨浪鼓似得。 „Yeah, do you are afraid do, did not say a moment ago, the good elder brother came, asking me to install to compel do not stop?” I sigh, full is helpless. “哎,你这么害怕干嘛,刚才不是说,良哥来了,叫我装逼不要停？”我叹了一口气,满是无奈。 Section Chief Qian became flushed the face, does not know mentions from where, „also has you, Deputy Bureau Guo, this is my sister-in-law, you said that can play her? When the person of vice- bureau, does have this fondness?” I see the appearance that Guo Hanliang relaxes, cannot help but enhances several decibels. 钱科长涨红了脸,不知从何说起,“还有你啊,郭副局,这位是我嫂子,你说要玩她？难道当副局的人,就有这种癖好？”我看到郭汉良松了一口气的样子,不由得提高几个分贝。 „, Not not, Schoolmate Zhuang Feng, a misunderstanding.” Guo Hanliang is busy apologizing, where has the rack of least bit deputy director. “啊,不不,庄风同学,一场误会。”郭汉良忙着道歉,哪有半点副局长的架子。 „, It seems like only then your vice- bureau, has this kind of fondness.” My face suddenly. “哦,看来只有你这个副局,有这类癖好。”我一脸恍然。
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