NPT :: Volume #6

#571: I must report to the police!

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„Aha, good good, worthily is my son-in-law, sympathized Xiaomei not saying that moreover was so filial we to be the parents, later Xiaomei with you, must enjoy happiness, when you married, held a wedding sight, picked up the friends and relatives, good lively lively!” The mothers-in-law think is very long-term, by my economic strength, is not the issue, but wedding thing, is unattainable to the sister-in-law, or in my family that side cannot come the person, otherwise must reveal the secret, when the time comes was not the celebration... “啊哈,好的好的,不愧是我女婿,体贴小梅不说,而且这么孝顺我们做父母的,以后小梅跟了你,可得享福咯,等你俩结婚,风风光光地举办一个婚礼,把亲戚朋友都接来,也好热闹热闹！”丈母娘想的挺长远,以我的经济实力,也不是什么问题,但婚礼这东西,对嫂子是遥不可及的,或者说,我家里那边不能来人,否则就得露馅,到时候就不是喜事了... I am only hollow laugh two, is a little perfunctory promised her. 我只是干笑两声,有点敷衍的答应了她。 Then, mother -in-law followed I to arrive on the corridor, she also knows, if in the room, the father-in-law heard money the matter, one must have a fit of temper, although his present head is not easy-to-use, but in the subconscious, he does not hope that mother -in-law regarded the money tree me, such nature was different , may affect me and sister-in-law's future happiness. 接着,丈母娘跟着我到了走廊上,她也知道,如果在房间里,老丈人听到钱的事儿,一准要发脾气了,虽然他现在脑袋不好使,但在潜意识里,他不希望丈母娘把我当成摇钱树,那样性质就不同了,也可能影响到我和嫂子将来的幸福。 Comes out, mother -in-law starts to complain with me, said that takes care of the father-in-law is not how easy, must like coaxing the child, eats meal is feeding, she to save, has not found the person to look. 一出来,丈母娘就开始跟我诉苦,说照顾老丈人怎么不容易,要像哄小孩子一样,吃饭得喂着,她为了节省,也没找人照看。 However last night, I listened to the sister-in-law saying that was because the medical personnel looked , the father-in-law will have a fit of temper, otherwise, mother -in-law does not want is so troublesome, finally she used such excuse, wants to seek my sympathy obvious, aggravated some chips. 不过昨晚,我听嫂子说,是因为医护人员照料,老丈人会发脾气,不然的话,丈母娘也不想这么麻烦,结果她又用这样的说辞,明摆着想博取我的同情心,加重一些筹码。 To be honest, although I do not like mother -in-law, but she after all is sister-in-law's biological mother, beforehand I am poor and blank, without the ability attendance is complete, now the economic aspect is not a problem, therefore many with the money, that also has nothing, but she deliberately said like this, was a little false. 说实话,虽然我不太喜欢丈母娘,但她毕竟是嫂子的亲妈,以前的我一穷二白,没能力照顾周全,如今经济方面不成问题,所以多拿点钱,那也没什么,不过她刻意这样说,就有点虚伪了。 The good sister-in-law is not such woman, otherwise I must calculate, how every day should and she is together, that I somewhat admire the father-in-law tired actually, these years is a scapegoat have also tolerated, naturally, among the couples could not avoid roughly, no one perfect, like me with Liu Jie this time contradiction, both sides has some problems, I did was too arbitrary, Liu Jie was the sympathy is in flood, in addition small cherry not seen for a long time, with me „old feelings remain after a severed relationship”, but initiated the deadlock. 还好嫂子不是这样的女人,否则我还得盘算着,每天该怎么跟她相处,那得多累啊,我倒是有些佩服老丈人,这些年受了气也一直容忍,当然了,夫妻之间磕磕绊绊避免不了,也没有谁十全十美,就像我跟柳洁这次的矛盾,双方都存在着一些问题,我做的太武断,柳洁则是同情心泛滥,再加上久久不见的小樱桃,和我“藕断丝连”,而引发出了僵局。 „Un un, mother -in-law, you are not easy, said that needs many medical expenses.” I nod. “嗯嗯,丈母娘,你也不容易啊,说吧,需要多少医药费。”我点了点头。 „1 million, ok?” The mothers-in-law raised up a finger, said hopefully. “一百万,行吗？”丈母娘竖起了一根手指,满怀期待说道。 „Or 800,000...” Sees me to keep silent, she changed a statement hastily. “要不八十万...”看到我默不作声,她连忙改口。 „Good son-in-law, is not good 600,000, old man sickness, the follow-up treatment must a lot of money, yeah, does not know that lord knows when can be good, you said, our family/home is so how hapless, met you luckily, otherwise, I cannot think.” The mothers-in-law sobbed said, she was very sly, lowered the standard step by step, does not forget to praise my. “好女婿,不行就六十万吧,老头子这个病,后续治疗还得很多钱,哎,也不知道猴年马月才能好,你说,我们家咋就这么倒霉呢,幸好遇上了你,不然啊,我都不敢想。”丈母娘唏嘘不已说道,她还是挺狡猾的,一步步降低了标准,不忘了夸赞我一番。 „All right, 1 million 1 million.” I listened to the sister-in-law saying that the medical expenses spent to be close to 100,000 dollars probably, the follow-up treatment was assorted, meaning that also over 200,000, mother -in-law will not a little want a lion's share, possibly to satisfy the desire in material, in any case was not the bystander, so long as in the reasonable category, my not accountant compared with that several hundred thousand. “没事,一百万就一百万吧。”我听嫂子说,医药费大概花了接近十万块钱,后续治疗杂七杂八的,也不会超过二十万,丈母娘有点狮子大开口的意思,可能为了满足物质方面的欲望吧,反正也不是外人,只要在合理范畴内,我并不会计较那几十万。 „Aha, the good son-in-law, you is too generous, thanks.” The mothers-in-law grab my hand, is very excited, in her opinion, can probably to 500,000 good, I actually am so natural, this feeling, compared with must to 1.5 million, floating. “啊哈,好女婿,你太慷慨了,谢谢。”丈母娘抓着我的手,很是激动,在她看来,能要到五十万就挺好的,我却是如此大方,这种感觉,比要到一百五十万,更加令人飘飘然。 The money of too easy receiving, mother -in-law also not necessarily flower happiness, I touch the pocket, puts out a small kit, gave her. 太容易拿到的钱,丈母娘也不见得花的痛快,我摸了摸口袋,拿出一个小药盒,递给了她。 The mothers-in-law first gawked, take were looking at one, the complexion became is not attractive. 丈母娘先是一愣,拿着看了一眼,脸色变得不大好看。 „Good son-in-law, are you do do?” Mother-in-law somewhat surprise. “好女婿,你这是干啥呀？”丈母娘有几分诧异。 „Yeah, to this step, you do not install with me, at home person who at night the day before yesterday, pretended to be Xiaomei, is you?” I take a look at all around, and no one notices, this lowers the sound to say. “哎,到了这一步,你也不要跟我装咯,前天晚上,在家里冒充小梅的人,是你吧？”我瞅了瞅四周,并没什么人注意到,这才压低声音说道。 The mother-in-law eyeground flashes flustered that passes, was caught by me, thinks that scene, I had goosebumps. 丈母娘眼底一闪而逝的慌张,还是被我捕捉到了,想想那场景,我就起了一身鸡皮疙瘩。 „Do not misunderstand, what pretends to be Xiaomei, was you drinks, Xiaomei was also not at home, I was always impossible to look at you to rest the floor, therefore helped you scratch the body, then held you to go upstairs to sleep.” The mothers-in-law said seriously. “你不要误会啊,什么叫冒充小梅,是你喝多了,小梅又不在家,我总不可能看你睡地板呀,所以就帮你擦了擦身体,然后扶你上楼睡觉了。”丈母娘一本正经说道。 „Is only such simple?” I stare at her eye, mother -in-law am nodding subconsciously, has almost not undergone any thinking. “只是这么简单吗？”我盯着她的眼睛,丈母娘下意识的点头,几乎没经过任何思索。 „, That is better, you took this medicine, 1 million I forward to you immediately.” I put out the cell phone, this damn simply is the sky-high price contraceptive, but I do not have to choose, said that blames me, drinks with like the dead pig, is not willing to counter-balance the function of alcohol with the military force, has been indulging the taste of leading a befuddled life as if drunk or dreaming, now knows that is very stupid approach, after all the reality must face, even if drinks is dead drunk, cannot change anything, Liu Jie does not know, I have many to care about her. “哦,那更好啊,你把这颗药吃了,一百万我立马转给你。”我拿出了手机,这他妈的简直是天价避孕药啊,但我没得选择,说起来,还是怪我,喝跟像个死猪一样,又不肯用武力抵消酒精的作用,一直沉溺着醉生梦死的滋味,现在才知道,那是很愚蠢的做法,毕竟现实总要面对的,就算喝得烂醉如泥,也改变不了什么,柳洁更不会知道,我有多少在乎她。 Might as well thinks how must reconcile among us the relations , like Liu Yuhan said that in treating sentiment, I am not very mature, sometimes regarding oneself is the center, said coarse, that is selfish, looks for the person tosses about Lin Xiaoya the time, sees her whole face helpless appearance, I no doubt am very happy. 还不如想想,要怎么和解我们之间的关系,果然,就像刘雨涵说的,在对待感情上,我不够成熟,有时候围绕着自己为中心,说难听点,那就是自私,找人折腾林小雅的时候,看到她满脸无助的样子,我心里固然很爽。 However treats the woman who she lacks the strength to truss up a chicken like this, truly should not the unfeeling, stand in the angle of non- insider particularly, that is less right, but I as a litigant, noticed helplessly Xiaopang has the lamentation to leave this world, the sorrow of heart, is unbearable, therefore the head gives off heat, led to the root of trouble. 不过对待她这样手无缚鸡之力的女人,确实不该那么绝情,尤其是站在不知情者的角度,那就更不对了,而我作为一个当事人,眼睁睁看到小胖带着悔恨离开这个世界,心底的悲痛,难以承受,所以脑袋发热,就酿成了祸端。 „, This medicine can not eat randomly, good son-in-law.” The mothers-in-law keep shaking the head, the smile is somewhat stiff. “别别别,这药不能乱吃的,好女婿。”丈母娘不停地摇头,笑容有些僵硬。 Really, she did some secretive matters to me! 果然,她对我做了一些不可告人的事儿！ „Hey, mother -in-law, is your bottom line a little good, asks for money I to you, but cannot lose the principle, you do this, has considered my feeling?” Really the air/Qi does not hit one, is staring her ruthlessly , I shouted abuse in a public setting. “喂,丈母娘,你有点底线好不好啊,要钱我可以给你,但不能失去了原则,你这样做,有考虑过我的感受吗？”真是气不打一处来,狠狠地瞪着她,要不是在公共场合,我就破口大骂了。 At this time I contain ones anger the due-out appearance, looks like a beast of prey, mother -in-law frightened hits to tremble, she shrivelled mouth, then seldom said. 此时我含怒待发的样子,就像是一头猛兽,丈母娘吓得打了个哆嗦,她瘪了瘪嘴,然后煞有其事说道。 „Xiaozhuang Xiaozhuang, cultivating the behavior to speak the conscience, at that time was you raises a rumpus, regarded Xiaomei me, the one who was crisp was you, blamed me to come on the contrary.” “小庄呀小庄,做人要讲良心的,当时是你动手动脚,把我当成了小梅,爽的是你,反倒怪起我来了。” „, Even I am dishonest, you should not be imprudent, can shove open me, sprinkles me with the cold water, this is good, but you..., this called anything, hurried to eat, I transferred accounts immediately, otherwise, I must report to the police!” Sees mother-in-law „innocently” appearance, my chicken is very awkward. “咳咳,就算我不老实,你也不该不检点啊,可以推开我,用凉水泼我,这都行啊,但你...哎呀,这叫什么事嘛,赶紧吃掉,我马上转账,否则,我要报警了！”看到丈母娘“无辜”的样子,我贼鸡儿尴尬。
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