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#48: Tucks in the sleeve to do

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Just had/left the classroom, stretch/open Yucou, the racket my shoulder, „, Brother Feng, is known by Liu Jie, you did do with the young married woman?” 刚出教室,张羽凑了过来,拍拍我的肩膀,“嘿嘿,风哥,是不是被柳洁知道,你跟少妇搞上了？” „Hey, smelly Zhangyu, do not talk nonsense.” I stared his one eyes, young married woman who this fellow said that naturally is the sister-in-law, previous time she comes to the school, the small wolf that annoys one pile of hunger and thirst discusses spiritedly. “喂,臭章鱼,你可别胡说八道。”我瞪了他一眼,这家伙说的少妇,自然是嫂子,上次她来学校,惹来一堆饥渴的小狼议论纷纷。 Meet me in the school entrance several times, was naturally also seen, the delight that their ballad explains, I have not responded actually. 几次在校门口接我,自然也被看到了,他们谣言传的不亦乐乎,我倒是没搭理。 „Except for this, I really cannot find out, why Liu Jie has clashes of opinion with you.” stretch/open feather was smiling saying that but also a face visits me ambiguous, then teased, „Brother Feng, you must be secretly rank, did thoroughly, I can smell, your perfume.” “除了这个,我实在想不出,柳洁为啥跟你闹矛盾。”张羽嬉皮笑脸说,还一脸暧昧看着我,接着调侃道,“风哥,你要偷腥,就做得彻底一点,我都能闻到,你身上一股香水味。” „.” Scratches, last night sister-in-law gave the medicine to me, half body is pasting me, was her perfume, spread to me on, day the dog, I could not smell, Liu Jie sat by me, perceived mostly. “啊。”擦,昨晚嫂子喂药给我,半个身子贴着我,是她的香水味,蔓延到我身上,日了狗了,我自己根本嗅不出来,柳洁坐在我旁边,多半觉察到了。 Originally she has the opinion to me, in addition this obvious perfume, has one misfortune after another, no wonder, a she icy appearance. 本来她就对我有意见,再加上这股心照不宣的香水味,更是雪上加霜,也难怪,她一副冷冰冰的模样。 „, I wash.” Just walked two steps, stretch/open feather held on me, put out one bottle of atomization from the pocket, helping me spurt the foot from the beginning, the perfume was light. “咳,我去洗洗。”刚走了两步,张羽拉住了我,从口袋里拿出一瓶喷雾,帮我从头喷到脚,香水味才淡去了。 „Thanks.” I look the gratitude, on this day the land is big, eats meal in a big way, does not know how to do, this morning is especially hungry, probably last night conducted any strenuous exercise to be the same. “谢谢啊。”我面露感激,这天大地大,吃饭最大,也不知道咋搞的,今天早上格外饿,好像昨晚进行什么剧烈运动一样。 „Zhangyu, asked your matter.” I cannot endure curiously. “章鱼,问你个事啊。”我耐不住好奇。 „Do you lose excessively fine?” I looked at the surroundings, asked cautiously. “你遗过精吗？”我看了看周围,小心翼翼问道。 „, Brother Feng, did you ask this doing?” Opening the feather is slightly awkward. “啊,风哥,你问这个干啥？”张羽略显尴尬。 „You replied that I am.” I curl the lip, then he nods, I also asked him, anything felt, had the sequela. “你回答我就是。”我撇撇嘴,接着他点点头,我又问他,什么感觉,有没有后遗症。 He said that has the spring dream time, shot pants, comes out compared with to rub also energetically, the sequela does not have actually. 他说,做春梦的时候,射了一裤子,比撸出来还带劲,后遗症倒是没有。 Scratches, I should not really empty, why walks the leg to be soft now? Oh, I have not done that matter, is later the same as older cousin, becomes a incomplete man? 擦,我该不会真的虚了吧,为啥现在走路还腿软呢？天哪,我还没做过那事,难道以后跟堂哥一样,成为一个不完整的男人？ Sees my complexion Yin clear uncertain, stretch/open feather a face surprise, „how, Brother Feng, like you, in the family/home the red flag not but actually, the outside colored flag floating man, should unable the nocturnal emission...” 看到我脸色阴晴不定,张羽一脸诧异,“怎么啦,风哥,像你这样,家里红旗不倒,外边彩旗飘飘的男人,应该不会梦遗吧...” My face sobbed, „elder brother can only tell you, the youngster did not know the sperm to be expensive, in old age looked compared with bursts into tears spatially, few to rub points.” 我一脸唏嘘,“哥只能告诉你,少年不知精子贵,老来望比空流泪,少撸点。” After cafeteria, has been fully occupied, a quarrel sound never the distant place resounds. 到了食堂后,早已是人满为患,一阵争吵声从不远处响起。 „Kneels down!” Scolded the sound together, reverberated in the cafeteria, somewhat was familiar-sounding, I approached to look, unexpectedly was Guo Tao. “跪下！”一道呵斥声,回荡在食堂里,有几分耳熟,我走近看了看,居然是郭涛。 „Brother Tao, sorry, I am not intentionally.” Stands opposite of him, is Wang Xiaopang of our class, in his hand is carrying two bowls of beef noodles, but the cooking liquor sprinkled. “涛哥,对不起,我不是故意的。”站在他对面,是我们班的王小胖,他手里端着两碗牛肉面,不过汤汁洒了些。 „Did sorry finished up? Father this is the Ahti latest sneakers, more than 1000 buy.” Guo Tao whole face angry quirk. “一句对不起就完事？老子这可是阿迪最新款的运动鞋,一千多买的。”郭涛满脸恼火道。 „Hey, Guo Tao, you roar anything to roar, I polished to you on the line.” The Xiaopang nearby younger sister, is Lin Xiaoya of our class. “喂,郭涛,你吼什么吼啊,我给你擦干净就行了。”小胖边上的妹子,是我们班的林小雅。 She with the Wang Xiaopang place object, another bowl of surface, should buy for recently her, after all in the school the person are many, the cafeteria is not spaciously, lining up pushes each time, the girl has no advantage, Wang Xiaopang is also smart, knows that has one bowl to Lin Xiaoya. 她最近跟王小胖处对象,另外一碗面,应该是买给她的,毕竟学校里人多,食堂算不上宽敞,每次排队都挤来挤去,女孩子没什么优势,王小胖也机灵,知道给林小雅带一碗。 Actually unexpectedly, sprinkled on Guo Tao. 却不料,泼到了郭涛身上。 Lin Xiaoya bends down, in the hand takes one group of wet paper goods, Guo Tao has been staring at her chest, the excitement that the eyeground cannot cover up, he shrank the leg intentionally. 林小雅俯下身子,手里拿着一团湿纸巾,郭涛一直盯着她的胸口,眼底遮掩不住的兴奋,他故意缩了缩腿。 „It is not good, my new sneakers, cannot scratch with the wet paper goods, you use the mouth to lick cleanly, I do not haggle over.” Guo Tao shakes the head, casual say/way. “不行,我这新款的运动鞋,不能用湿纸巾擦,你用嘴舔干净,我就不计较了。”郭涛摇摇头,大大咧咧道。 „Whish.” This saying, the surroundings resound the intermittent tumult, Lin Xiaoya sip the small mouth, in the eye are exuding the suffering tears, Wang Xiaopang were not glad immediately, kept off before her. “哗。”这话一出,周围响起阵阵骚动,林小雅抿着小嘴,眼里泛起了委屈的泪光,王小胖顿时不乐意了,挡在她面前。 „Guo Tao, I called you Brother Tao, was to your respect, but do not go too far, clarified own status troublesome, now in three is my Boss decides, you created obstacles for me like this, is known by him, you must unable to eat to capture!” “郭涛,我叫你一声涛哥,是对你的尊重,但你不要欺人太甚,麻烦弄清楚自己的身份,现在三中是我老大说了算,你这样刁难我,被他知道,你得吃不了兜着走！” This Wang Xiaopang, very instigated that before, experiences the matter to fear, now located the object, straightened up the physique actually, naturally also had the inseparable relations with me. 这个王小胖,以前挺怂的,遇到事就怕,如今处了对象,倒是挺直了身板,当然和我也有密不可分的关系。 „Yo, installs to compel with me? Any nonsense Boss, you have not known that his head, is I beats open, even now, he before me, the father does not frown.” Guo Tao seldom said. “哟,跟我装逼呢？什么狗屁老大,你们还不知道吧,他那脑袋,就是我敲开的,就算现在,他在我面前,老子也不皱下眉头。”郭涛煞有其事说道。 At this time, the side student discovered my existence, cannot help but made way saying that I walked at a moderate pace, patted the shoulder of Guo Tao. 这个时候,旁边学生发现了我的存在,不由自主让开一条道,我不紧不慢走过去,拍了拍郭涛的肩膀。 „Does?” Guo Tao is quite impatient. “干啥呢？”郭涛颇为不耐烦。 „Hey, has the smoke not to have.” I shouted one. “喂,有烟没。”我喊了一声。 Guo Tao turns the head, complexion one startled, hesitates slightly, „has, come, Brother Feng you pull out...” 郭涛转过头来,面色一惊,略微犹豫,“有有有,来,风哥你抽...” Wang Xiaopang sees me, immediately is very happy, „, Boss, what you come is really the time.” 王小胖一见到我,顿时喜上眉梢,“啊哈,老大,你来的真是时候。” „Un.” I nod lightly, am looking at Guo Tao, coldly asks „you to call Xiaoya to lick the shoes to you?” “嗯。”我淡淡点头,望着郭涛,冷冷问道“你叫小雅给你舔鞋子？” „No, no.” Guo Tao shakes the head hastily, his both legs cannot help but tremble. “没,没有啊。”郭涛连忙摇头,他双腿不由得发抖。 Originally, my is not happy, this fellow hits toward the muzzle, „you me, when the fool are not related, but they not blindly not deaf!” 本来,我心情就不好,这家伙是往枪口上撞,“你把我当傻子没关系,但他们不瞎也不聋啊！” „Right, sorry, Brother Feng, I joked.” Guo Tao is busy apologizing. “对,对不起,风哥,我闹着玩呢。”郭涛忙着道歉。 „Xiaopang, gives him two big boxes on the ear, making him know, the words cannot say randomly.” I got angry pouting brightly, Wang Xiaopang cannot help but at present one. “小胖,给他两个大耳巴子,让他知道,话不能乱讲。”我怒了努嘴,王小胖不由得眼前一亮。 He a little hesitates in making a move, „really?” 他有点举棋不定,“真的可以吗？” „Un, Boss supports to you, although hits and that's the end.” I urged one. “嗯,老大给你撑腰,尽管打就是了。”我叮嘱一声。 Wang Xiaopang put away the beef noodles, tucks in the sleeve, an eager appearance, some Guo Tao vitality/angry, „dead fatty, dares to pull out the father you to be finished!” 王小胖放好了牛肉面,撩起袖子,一副跃跃欲试的模样,郭涛有些生气,“死胖子,敢抽老子你就完蛋了！” I gave a Xiaopang calm look, he ka ka is two slaps in the face, „drafts, looks at the chest of my object, very crisply?” 我给了小胖一个从容的眼神,他咔咔就是两耳光,“草拟吗,看我对象的胸,很爽是吧？” Guo Tao was hit ignorant, Xiaopang has not enjoyed oneself to the full, is two resounding slaps in the face, „you insulted the person, was very happy? I hit you, how?” 郭涛被打懵了,小胖并没尽兴,又是两个响亮的耳光,“你侮辱人,很开心吗？我就打你,怎么了？” The body of Xiaopang follows to tremble, the excitement that cannot conceal, obviously, this is he first time, begins for the girlfriend, and is in front of so many people, that is a sense of achievement and show-off desire. 小胖的身体跟着发抖,掩饰不住的兴奋,显然,这是他头一次,为了女朋友动手,而且当着这么多人的面,那是一种成就感和表现欲。 „Thank you Boss.” Xiaopang is very excited, grabs my hand, I shoved open him, arrives in front of Guo Tao, is two slaps in the face. “谢谢你老大。”小胖很是激动,抓着我的手,我推开了他,走到郭涛面前,又是两个耳光。 „You threaten my little brother, satisfies a craving very much?” “你威胁我小弟,很过瘾吗？” At this moment, on the Guo Tao face is the hand fingerprint, that called horrible to look, „I made a mistake, really made a mistake.” His eye tears pulled out. 此刻,郭涛脸上全是手指印,那叫一个惨不忍睹,“我错了,真的错了。”他眼泪水都被抽出来了。 „To do the matter, first clarifies own several jin (0.5 kg) several two, understands?” I crack into a smile, his knowing good from bad, must work as the artificial sandbag. “想要搞事情,先弄清自己的几斤几两,懂吗？”我咧嘴一笑,这丫的不知好歹,非要当人工沙包。
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