NPT :: Volume #5

#422: Chooses the car(riage)

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The parents obviously are worried about me very much, if drinks to have problems, that was too late to regret, after all sister-in-law also in hospital, if I am also even hospitalized, without doubt has one misfortune after another, but the present to this step, they did not have the means to stop, at the worst is takes out money to pay. 二老明显很担心我,万一喝出什么问题,那就追悔莫及了,毕竟嫂子还在医院,要是连我也住院,无疑是雪上加霜,但现在到了这一步,他们也没办法阻拦,大不了就是掏钱买单。 Quick, my one bottle meets one bottle of places to drink, soon, did up box of liquor, seemed like drunk, actual was more sober than anyone, Secretary tall they were shocked. 很快,我一瓶接一瓶地喝,不多时,又干光了一箱酒,看上去像是醉了,实际比谁都要清醒,高书记他们都惊呆了。 Does Kiribati male is not convinced, non-stop instigating me, added that drinks one box again, delivers four box of liquor, 搞基男还是不服气,又不停怂恿我,还说再喝一箱,多送四箱酒, In his opinion, I am a small skirt silk, a box of Maotai is 10,000, the casual taking away low price sells off, there are in a big way several thousand, can depending on own skill, get so far as several box of liquor, being equivalent year wages. 在他看来,我就是一个小屌丝,一箱茅台就是一万块,随便拿去低价变卖,也有大几千了,能凭自己本事,弄到几箱酒,相当于年把的工资。 I feign to hesitate, do the chip that Kiribati male increase again, turned into six box, I then complied refreshedly, before because drank is a much less, felt that in the belly is the water, I transported all at once the vigor, steamed directly. 我佯装迟疑,搞基男再次加大的筹码,变成了六箱,我这才爽快答应了,因为之前喝的有点多,感觉肚子里全是水,我运了一股气劲,直接就蒸掉了。 They had been shocked by my capacity for alcohol, but does Kiribati male to anticipate, I drink to go wrong, such can solve his heart to hate greatly. 他们早就被我的海量所震惊了,不过搞基男还是期待着,我喝出毛病来,那样才能解他的心头大恨。 Just, this box of liquor, I drank with ease up, played again, I can drink their underpants not to result in put on. 只不过,这一箱酒,我又轻松地喝光了,再这么玩下去,我能喝到他俩裤头都没得穿。 Does the Kiribati male air/Qi not to hit one, „I scratch, is your the adulterated liquor? How like drinking plain boiled water!” 搞基男气不打一处来,“我擦,你们这是不是假酒啊？怎么像喝白开水一样呢！” „Mister, you will really crack a joke, when your surface opens, how can be the adulterated liquor.” The service people shake the head, said ill-humoredly. “先生,你真会开玩笑,当你们面打开的,怎么会是假酒啊。”服务员摇了摇头,没好气说道。 Each jar takes smelling , is really the real Maotai, at this time Secretary tall a face was dreary, lowers the sound to doing Kiribati male said, „Keenan, the father had heard before, some physique special people, drinking cannot get drunk, yeah, this boy is playing the role of the pig to eat the tiger intentionally, asking you a moment ago do not quarrel with him, you did not listen, then good!” 他每个瓶子拿着闻了闻,果然都是真的茅台酒,此时高书记一脸阴郁,压低了声音对搞基男说道,“吉南,爸以前听说过,有些体质特殊的人,喝酒是喝不醉的,哎,这小子故意在扮猪吃虎呢,叫你刚才不要跟他斗气,你偏不听啊,这下好了！” Does the Kiribati male face to twitch slightly, cannot get drunk!? No wonder this boy has had the guts to meet to incur, originally is intentionally with own body characteristics, finding the way to blackmail him. 搞基男脸庞微微抽搐,喝不醉！？难怪这小子一直有胆量接招,原来是故意用自己的身体特性,想办法讹诈他。 Was then good, before pledged to deliver two box, now is six box, moreover altogether drank three box, 10,000 vegetables/dishes, almost this food spent 120,000 again in addition! His heart in the drop blood, said words that water that sprinkles, reneges on a promise embarrassed. 这下好了,之前承诺送两箱,现在又是六箱,而且总共喝了三箱,再加上一万来块的菜,差不多这顿饭花了十二万之多！他心头在滴血,正所谓说出去的话,泼出去的水,又不好意思反悔。 „, Laotian Li, among this young people competes, the conflict is a little normal, this food, I pay, the extra liquor does not use.” Secretary tall clears throat, somewhat asked for mercy to say. “咳咳,老李啊,这年轻人之间较劲,有点冲突很正常,这顿饭,我来买单,额外的酒就不用了吧。”高书记清了清嗓子,有些告饶说道。 „Hey, said that is willing to bet to concede, how many box of liquor didn't give up? Instigated a moment ago I drank, doesn't seem like this attitude?” My face ponders to say. “喂,都说愿赌服输,几箱酒就舍不得了？刚才怂恿我喝酒的时候,好像不是这个态度啊？”我一脸玩味说道。 „Little brother, you listened to me saying that outside Maotai also 1000 over one bottle, this hotel sold 99,991 box, purely rip-off, did we go out to buy to be good?” Secretary tall face one red, said low voice. “小兄弟,你听我说,茅台外边也就一千出头一瓶,这酒店卖9999一箱,纯粹是宰人啊,咱们出去买行不行？”高书记老脸一红,小声说道。 „, Your meaning is, you cannot undertake this price difference, if so, that goes out to buy.” I shrug, have the tone that is teasing, the nearby two service people, cannot help but show the facial expression that despises. “哦,那你的意思是,你们承担不起这个差价啊,如果是这样,那就出去买咯。”我耸了耸肩,带着一丝调侃的语气,边上的两个服务员,不由得露出鄙夷的神情。 „, How I possibly do not lack this price difference, buys buys, Keenan, you pays up.” Secretary tall beckons with the hand, doing Kiribati male was somewhat depressed, stared my one eyes, does not want to lose face before the person, not, but the personality of mother-in-law, must certainly promote everywhere. “不不,我怎么可能缺这点差价呢,买就买吧,吉南,你去结账吧。”高书记摆了摆手,搞基男有些郁闷,瞪了我一眼,并不想在人前丢脸,不然以丈母娘的性格,肯定要到处伸张。 Then, does Kiribati male to run to pay up, bought eight box of liquor additionally, places in the hotel lobby, originally some people help move the car(riage), but was rejected by him, spent so much money, definitely cannot make me feel better. 接着,搞基男跑去结了账,额外买了八箱酒,摆放在酒店大厅里,本来有人帮忙搬上车,但被他拒绝了,花了这么多钱,肯定不能让我好受。 However this weight, to me from the start is not the matter, several back and forth, admit the trunk of his family/home vehicle with ease, then, according to doing the Kiribati male meaning, went to a nearby 4S shop, actually I to vehicle, understanding are not many, what is undeniable, each male compatriot, has an expensive car dream. 不过这点重量,对我压根不算事儿,几个来回,轻轻松松放进他家车子的后备箱,接着,按照搞基男的意思,去了一趟附近的4S店,其实我对车子,了解的并不多,但不可否认的是,每个男同胞,都有一个豪车梦。 What the egg is sore, I in now high school, has no free time to test the driver's license, otherwise, buying one catches the wind is also very crisp. 蛋疼的是,我现在上高中,也没空去考驾照,不然的话,买一辆兜兜风也挺爽的。 However today is father-in-law's birthday, has not happen to given him to prepare the gift, delivers a car(riage), seems like a good choice. 不过今天是老丈人的生日,正好没给他准备礼物,送一辆车,似乎是个不错的选择。 What this Secretary tall opens is masses polo, but he drinks, by doing Kiribati male is driven, originally is prepares to buy about 300,000 car(riage), but ate meal a moment ago, did not have 120,000 bewilderedly, does Kiribati male to think that on a heart pain, if we had known, he did not compete with me, this thinks that eats several side dishes casually, drinks a liquor, supports also on thousand blocks, finally he thinks, even I not awfully, which cannot drink many, this will make a bet with me, from thinking to be sure of success, therefore pile of delicacies of every kind, eaten. Crisp askew, when paid afterward, his intestines regret was blue. 这高书记开的是一辆大众polo,不过他喝了酒,由搞基男来开车,本来是准备买辆三十万左右的车,但刚才吃顿饭,莫名其妙没了十二万,搞基男想到就一阵心痛,早知道,他就不跟我较劲了,本以为只是随便吃几个小菜,喝点酒,撑死也就千把块,结果他以为,就算我不要命,也喝不进去哪么多,这才敢跟我打赌,自以为稳操胜券,所以点了一堆山珍海味,吃的时候爽歪歪,等到后来买单,他肠子都悔青了。 Then must buy the car(riage), can only reduce the scale, looks at about 200,000, either can only buy the car(riage) by stages, therefore does Kiribati male to hesitate slightly, is thinking a tooth for a tooth. 这下要买车,就只能降低档次,看二十万左右的,要么就只能分期买车,所以搞基男微微沉吟,便想着以牙还牙。 „Auntie Zhang, you did not say a moment ago, can buy the car(riage)? The budget of probably how much money, I can help you refer!” Does Kiribati male to be smiling to ask. “张姨,你刚才不是说,要买车吗？大概多少钱的预算啊,我可以帮你参考一下！”搞基男嬉皮笑脸问道。 „, About hundreds of thousands.” Although the mothers-in-law the comparison are concerned about face-saving, but that old age pension, remains 200,000, must remain, to guard what mishap . Moreover, above the father-in-law, she does not want to buy the car(riage), might as well buys cosmetics and clothes is more solid. “呃,十几万左右的。”丈母娘虽然比较爱面子,但那笔养老费,也就剩二十万,总要留一些,以防什么不测,况且,在老丈人头上,她也不想买好车,还不如多买点化妆品和衣服更加实在。 „Aiya, hundreds of thousands can buy any good car(riage), on 200,000 standards, have a look at this way view inferiorly, is economical and practical, the space also assembles, with the general idea of version 200,000, this 4S shop, I also has the acquaintance high, entire words, but can also help you give preferential benefit.” Does in Kiribati penis to say oddly. “哎呀,十几万能买到什么好车,最次也得上二十万的标准吧,看看这个途观,经济适用,空间也凑合,高配版的大概二十万,这家4S店,我还有熟人,全款的话,还可以帮你们优惠点。”搞基男阴里怪气说道。 „Vehicle is a consumable, buys that expensive/noble doing, goes to other home to have a look.” The mothers-in-law shake the head saying that I can look, the father-in-law eyeground is revealing the affection. “车子是个消费品,买那么贵的干嘛,去别家看看吧。”丈母娘摇摇头说道,我能看出来,老丈人眼底流露着喜爱。 However this car(riage) has not reached the standard that I give a present, has a look again also well, saw that I have not spoken, does Kiribati male cold snort/hum one, recognized that I am the skirt silk. 不过这车没达到我送礼的标准,再看看也好,见到我没吭声,搞基男冷哼一声,更加认定我是个屌丝。 Congo prepared to walk, the male voice from transmitted together behind, „and other meetings, do not walk.” 刚准备走了出去,一道男声从身后传来,“等会,别走啊。” Did Kiribati male to stare staring, turned the head to look, „, king, did not see for a long time.” 搞基男愣了愣,转头一看,“啊哈,王总,好久不见。” He makes the advertisement design specially, has the contact in business with this 4S shop, but the middle-aged man of this wear sportswear, is the shop boss, he has met fortunately, it seems like oneself very have surface, the manager comes out to greet personally, this may give fully his face. 他是专门做广告设计的,跟这家4S店有业务上的往来,而这个穿着休闲服的中年男人,正是店老板,他有幸见过一面,看来自己挺有面儿的,老总亲自出来打招呼,这可给足了他面子。 What is strange, king have not looked at his one eyes, with long hurried strides moved toward me. 只不过奇怪的是,王总都没有看他一眼,大步流星走向了我。 I took a look at two, thought that before this king, went to the land competitive tender with Head Feng together, was the Blood Wolf Hall partner. 我瞅了两眼,就想起来了,之前这个王总,跟着冯头一起去土地竞标,也算是血狼堂的合作伙伴。 „Xiaozhuang, fortunate meeting fortunate meeting.” He puts out a hand politely, shakes hand with me. “小庄,幸会幸会。”他客客气气伸出手,跟我握了握手。 „Hehe, hello/you good, king.” To be honest, did Kiribati male to shout, I do not know that he was surnamed anything, others knew me, my actually a little impression, did very awkwardly. “嘿嘿,你好啊,王总。”说实话,要不是搞基男喊了一声,我都不知道他姓什么,人家认识我,我却只是有点印象,搞得挺尴尬。
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