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#420: Cannot drink up, I pay

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However the father-in-law has not spoken, mother -in-law on impatient introduced, „this is my family's son-in-law.” 不过老丈人还没说话,丈母娘就迫不及待介绍道,“这是我家的女婿啊。” „?” Young people knitting the brows head , the expression is slightly strange, „Auntie Zhang, you really do not have the personal status, elects such a son-in-law.” “哦？”那年轻人皱了皱眉头,表情略显古怪,“张阿姨,你真是没品位啊,选这样一个女婿。” „How my son-in-law, did not fear that told you...” The mothers-in-law are somewhat uncomfortable, prepare to defend against injustice for me, is only the father-in-law prompt opens the mouth, broke her, „ok, little said two, ate meal.” “我女婿怎么了,不怕告诉你...”丈母娘有些不爽,准备替我打抱不平,只是老丈人及时开口,打断了她,“行了,少说两句,吃饭吧。” „Un.” Actually I do not want to bicker with them, took a seat swaggering. “嗯。”其实我也不想跟他们抬杠,大摇大摆入座了。 „Ok, listens to Uncle Li, but doesn't Uncle Li the birthday, how have to see Xiaomei today? Hasn't she been restored to health?” The young people asked slightly discontentedly. “行,听李叔的,不过李叔今天生日,怎么没见到小梅啊？她还没康复么？”年轻人微微不满问道。 „Un, she cannot come temporarily, all right, we eat.” The mothers-in-law explained carelessly, is like his attitude, although this Secretary tall a little power and influence, but she has experienced my wrist/skill, this comparison, from the start is not anything. “嗯,她暂时来不了,没事,我们吃吧。”丈母娘大大咧咧解释,对他态度一般般,虽说这个高书记有点权势,但她见识过我的手腕,这一比较,压根不算啥。 Because I sit near mother -in-law, there is meal a blocking of tablecloth, she rubs me with the leg unexpectedly unintentionally, in the surface ships out muddily, if the appearance of safe/without matter, makes my awkwardness. 因为我坐在丈母娘边上,有了餐桌布的遮挡,她居然用腿有意无意的蹭我,表面上装出浑若无事的样子,弄得我一阵尴尬。 Situated is father-in-law's birthday, I put out a hand, took up the menu, prepared to order food, regarding my „competition” the behavior, that pair of fathers and sons were somewhat uncomfortable, „fed, young fellow, was not you treats, shouted anything randomly.” 介于是老丈人的生日,我伸出手,拿起了菜单,准备点菜的,对于我这样“喧宾夺主”的行为,那一对父子有些不爽,“喂,小伙子,又不是你请客,乱喊个什么呀。” „Right, the politeness does not understand, really does not have the quality.” That nearby middle-aged man, follows to echo what others say. “对呀,一点礼貌不懂,真是没素质。”那旁边的中年男人,也跟着随声附和道。 „, My father-in-law celebrates a birthday, makes you go to the expense difficultly inadequately?” I am slightly awkward, flexure said difficultly. “呃,我老丈人过生日,难不成让你们破费吗？”我略显尴尬,挠了挠头说。 The young people obviously stare, expressed admiration, „, definitely I treated, you think that this was the small restaurant, the casual dish, must 180, your actor, where have the capital that what attire compelled.” 年轻人明显一愣,不禁啧啧称奇,“是啊,肯定我请客,你以为这是小餐馆吗,随便一道菜,都得百八十呢,就你这一身行头,哪有什么装逼的资本。” „Un, ok, is a chart happiness.” I complied refreshedly, since they must treat, that is also indifferent, the parents complexion is somewhat awkward, good to eat meal in good condition, who would have guessed that they find fault intentionally, but this money, to me, is not anything. Naturally, a penny saved , a penny earned. “嗯,行啊,本来就是图个开心。”我爽快答应了,既然他们要请客,那也无所谓,二老面色有些尴尬,好来好端端吃个饭,哪知道他们存心找茬呢,不过这点钱,对我来说,也不算啥。当然,能省则省嘛。 Then, the young people start to order food, thought aloud saying that „this ate meal, must be fastidious about meat and vegetarian dishes matching, was nutritionally balanced, this, this...” After ordering several dishes, he also asked that „does Uncle Li, what want to drink?” 接着,年轻人开始点菜,自言自语说道,“这吃饭,要讲究荤素搭配,营养均衡,这个,还有这个...”点了几道菜后,他又问道,“李叔,想喝点啥？” „Or comes one bottle of Wuliangye? Very sleek/moist mouth.” Secretary tall proposed, showed the expression of dai Chinese zither. “要不来一瓶五粮液吧？很润口的。”高书记提议道,露出嘚瑟的表情。 „, My father-in-law does not like drinking flying Maotai, comes one box.” I said carelessly. “不不,我老丈人喜欢喝飞天茅台,来一箱吧。”我大大咧咧说道。 „.” They obviously stare, particularly the young people, are cloudy the face, „boy, you in funny, we altogether on four male, I must drive cannot drink, how three people, drink ends one box?!” “嘎。”他们明显一愣,尤其是年轻人,阴沉着脸,“小子,你在搞笑吧,我们一共就四个男的,我要开车又不能喝酒,三个人,怎么喝的完一箱？！” „Not being able to drink up to bring to go back, since you must treat, how to have been willing to spend?” I asked ill-humoredly. “喝不完可以带回去啊,既然你要请客,怎么还舍不得花钱呢？”我没好气问道。 „Lying trough, you feared that has not seen the world, drank here even, but also wanted the belt/bring to go back, was not you treats, was really a funny ratio.” The young people cannot bear be foul-mouthed to say. “卧槽,你怕是没见过世面呀,在这儿喝就算了,还想要带回去,又不是你请客,真是个逗比。”年轻人忍不住骂骂咧咧说道。 „, Relax, I can drink up here, if cannot drink up, this food I pay.” I said seriously. “哦,放心吧,我可以在这儿喝完的,如果喝不完,这顿饭我来买单就是咯。”我一本正经说道。 The father and son looked at each other one, is somewhat funny, this boy also likes spitefully, definitely yes felt oneself do not have the face, like this installs the ratio, this box of liquor is six bottles, even ten eight robust men, not necessarily can drink up. 这父子俩对视了一眼,有些好笑,这小子还喜欢赌气呢,肯定是觉得自己没面子,才这样装比,这一箱酒可是六瓶,就算十个八个的壮汉,都不见得能喝完。 „Okay, you must install the ratio, I help you, comes, the service person, makes a box of flying Maotai to come, to want the high number of degree, takes a menu to come while convenient.” The young people beckon with the hand, he these expensive food, ordered. “好好,你要装比是吧,那我成全你,来来,服务员,弄一箱飞天茅台来,要高度数的,顺便重新拿个菜单过来。”年轻人摆了摆手,他把那些昂贵的菜肴,都点了一份。 Soon, on the table chocked up the sumptuous food, the service person serves food, while said that what Dongxing spot, the geoduck, was I hears something never heard of before, „parents, taste quickly.” 不多时,桌子上摆满了丰盛的菜肴,服务员一边上菜,一边介绍,什么东星斑,象拔蚌,都是我闻所未闻的,“二老,快尝尝吧。” Looked coming out, the parents are very happy, particularly mother -in-law, puts out the cell phone, ka ka is one pats, sends to the friend circle various types to ask a to praise. 看的出来,二老挺开心的,尤其是丈母娘,拿出手机,咔咔就是一顿拍,发到朋友圈里各种求点赞。 However I one snatched the crest of wave, the father and son were not as if happy, quick, box of Maotai also delivered. 不过我一下抢了风头,那父子俩似乎不大高兴,很快,一箱茅台酒也送了进来。 „Come, Laotian Li, we walks one, first I must congratulate you, has such good son-in-law.” The middle-aged man nice wine, held up the wine glass, on the face appeared the smile, seeming me has paid was the same. “来,老李,咱们走一个,首先我要恭喜你,有这么好的女婿。”中年男人倒好酒,举起酒杯,脸上浮现了笑容,好似我已经买单了一样。 „Aiya, Secretary tall, leaving is so polite, is indebted your attendance, our has today.” The father-in-law curls the lip, said delightedly. “哎呀,高书记,别这么客气,承蒙你的照顾,我们一家才有今天啊。”老丈人撇撇嘴,眉飞色舞说道。 Originally, in the past he drove in the village committee, originally had the opportunity to hold the post of the title with little power, but, Secretary tall had the competitive relations with him, the father-in-law was quite simple, is easy to readily believe others, finally was suspended one, at that time Secretary tall informed him, the time of election changed, making him go to outside area to tow the goods, finally just missed with the excellent official career. 原来,当年他在村委开车,本来有机会担任一官半职,只不过,高书记跟他有种竞争关系,老丈人比较朴实,容易轻信他人,结果被摆了一道,当时高书记通知他,选举投票的时间改了,让他去外地拖货,结果跟大好的仕途失之交臂。 This matter father-in-law buries at heart, did not support comfortably, for this reason, mother -in-law also complained about him a lot, otherwise, at least can also mix a secured job, like him now this line, from early to late, is not the laborious money of gaining. 这件事老丈人埋在心里,一直挺不舒服的,为此,丈母娘也没少埋怨他,不然的话,至少也能混个铁饭碗,不像他现在这行,起早摸黑,赚的都是辛苦钱。 However, the heaven is always fair, his laborious most lifetime, bumps into a good son-in-law worthy of the reputation, not only does not shut out his daughter second marriage, moreover takes 300,000 old age pensions on own initiative, they cannot help but sighed, the happiness comes is too sudden. 不过,老天总是公平的,他辛苦大半辈子,碰到一个名副其实的好女婿,非但不嫌弃他女儿再婚,而且还主动拿出来三十万的养老费,他们不由得感叹,幸福来的太突然。 Naturally, the father-in-law is quite low-key, making mother -in-law keep one's mouth shut, do not disclose everywhere, although mother-in-law snobbishness, but also understands that my temperament, said again, the sister-in-law has married, even if looked for a rich son-in-law, will still be gossipped inevitably. 当然,老丈人比较低调,让丈母娘守口如瓶,不要到处声张,虽然丈母娘势利眼,但也明白我的脾气,再说了,嫂子结过一次婚,即使找了个金龟婿,也不可避免会被说闲话。 „Hi, where words, we are the fellow villagers, today running cloud Chenglai, except for helping him chooses the car(riage), has a look at you while convenient, come, I first did this cup.” Secretary tall assumes an air of self approbation saying that this flying Maotai, does not drink Belarus not to drink, his stuffy one cup. “嗨,哪里的话,咱们都是乡里乡亲的,今天跑云城来呢,除了帮他选车的,顺便也看看你,来,我先干了这杯。”高书记摇头晃脑说道,这飞天茅台,不喝白不喝,他一口闷了一杯。 „Right, Uncle Li, you with us together under the reference, that gla series that recently ran quickly are later good, but BMW X1 is also good, or Uncle Li you also buys one, now tens of thousands domestic cars, is very many.” The young man winks to say. “对呀,李叔,待会你跟我们一起去参考下吧,最近奔驰出的那个gla系列挺不错的,不过宝马X1也还行,要不李叔你也买一辆啊,现在几万块的国产车,也是挺多的。”年轻男子挤眉弄眼说道。 The father-in-law complexion is awkward, has not said a word, Secretary tall appeared a pondering smile, „forget it, Keenan, your Uncle Li did not make money easily, but must raise Auntie Zhang, all year round accumulated more than two money, bought the car(riage) with anything.” 老丈人面色尴尬,并没做声,高书记浮现了一丝玩味的笑容,“得了吧,吉南,你李叔赚钱不容易,还要养着张姨,一年到头都攒不下两个钱,拿什么买车啊。” Right that „good, the father, you said that who is not, has our such position, Uncle Li, I had a schoolmate to open the workshop in the suburbs, recently in the recruitment lorry driver, 4051 months, provided food to wrap up, compared with drove at home, or did you try? I can give you to introduce.” This fellow name is very funny, is surnamed famous Keenan, isn't that does Kiribati male? This name, obtains really has the level! They have not been serious me, but also prepares to the father-in-law introduction work. “好吧,爸,你说的对,不是什么人,都有咱们这样的身份地位,李叔,我有个同学在城郊开了厂房,最近在招聘货车司机啊,四千五一个月,包吃包住,比在家里开车强多了,要不你去试试？我可以给你介绍啊。”这家伙名字还挺逗的,姓高名吉南,那不就是搞基男吗？这名字,取得真有水平！他们并没有把我当回事,还准备给老丈人介绍工作。
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