Thisdailyto rub, even if the islandactor, cannot endure, let aloneisI, is sleep-deficient, Iattend classcannot beardoze off, teacherseveralroll-callscriticizeme, the schoolmatestilllaughs atme, wallows the to rubmanages, day after dayis thin, Ilay cards on the tablewitholder cousin's wifedirectly, ifsheis threateningme, Ireported to the police.
这每天撸,就算岛国男演员,都吃不消,更别说是我,睡眠不足,我上课就忍不住打瞌睡,老师几次点名批评我,同学也笑话我,沉迷撸管,日渐消瘦,我直接跟堂嫂摊牌,她要是在威胁我,我就报警。Serious that althoughI said that actuallyamusedolder cousin's wife, „what did warningsay? Youstole the sister-in-lawunderpants, doesto shame the bashfulmatter? Like this, yourest for severaldays, the inventory, lateryouprovidein any caseevery timeonetime, the sister-in-lawrewardsyour100, thentouchesoneminute of chesttoyou, Ok?”
尽管我说的一本正经,却把堂嫂逗乐了,“报警说什么?你偷了嫂子内裤,做羞羞事?这样吧,你休息几天,反正还有存货呢,以后你每提供一次,嫂子奖励你一百块,然后给你摸一分钟的胸部,可以吗?”As soon asIlisten, immediatelypalpitates with excitement, sister-in-law'schest, Ihave touchedfortunately, is softandcrisp, butoneminutewas too short, Ibargained back and forth for threeminutes, weadded,mustdefendthissecret.
我一听,顿时怦然心动,嫂子的胸部,我有幸触碰过,又软又酥,但一分钟太短了,我讨价还价到三分钟,我们还说,要守住这个秘密。Restsseveraldayslater, westartto work, the sister-in-lawkeeps one's wordvery much, shoteach time, gavememoney, but alsomademetouch the chest, althoughis away from the bra, actuallyonetypehalfhitpleased of cow.
休息几天后,我们又开始干活,嫂子很讲信用,每次射完了,就给我钱,还让我摸胸,虽然是隔着胸罩,却有一种隔山打牛的快意。Actually, Ido not thinkclearly, older cousin's wifewantsso manyessenceto makeanything, shepreviouslyused, thentoldme, mustto the best friendsome, toafterward, usecondomto helpmeput in order, was, wrapped securelywith the smallbag, admittedin the refrigeratorto save, littlesaid that saved the seven-eighttime, thismonthlater, Ishot more than 20, accumulatedseveral hundred, moneywas not goodto gain, Ifelt that the walkinglegbecame tender, is getting down, Ireallymustdie.
其实,我想不明白,堂嫂要这么多精华做什么,她先前自己用,而后告诉我,要给闺蜜一些,到后来,就用TT帮我整,然后系起来,用小袋子包好了,放进冰箱里存着,少说存了七八次的,这一个月下来,我射二十多回,攒了好几百块,钱不好赚啊,我感觉走路腿都发软,在这么下去,我真要死掉了。Iponder, the decisionmoves, even ifrents the house, compared witholder cousin's wifehere, touching the chestis indeed crisp, butis away from the bra, alwayshas not given full expression, older cousin's wifedoes not makemeextend, added,insists for twomonths, candiscuss, perhaps, bytwomonths, Ibecame the dry corpse.
我左思右想,还是决定搬出去住,哪怕是租房子,也比堂嫂这里强啊,摸胸的确爽,但隔着胸罩,总是意犹未尽,堂嫂又不让我伸进去,还说,坚持两个月,才可以商量,恐怕,到不了两个月,我就成干尸了。Therefore, Itelephonesecretly, Er Gouziasked that east asked the west, added that had a vacation to come to the cityto askmeto play, looked at the beautiful womantogether, jokes aside, Inowtofemale, nointerest, only ifreallyon the bed, thenItoldEr Gouzisincerely, the womenplowed not the badfield, askinghimto studywell, possiblythissaying, a littlefullHandoes not know that hungryChinese'shungrymeaning, trulywasmyaspiration, presentI, wantto studywell, has a mindto be incapable.
于是,我偷偷打电话回去,二狗子问东问西,还说放假要来城里找我玩,一起看美女,说真的,我现在对女的,没什么兴趣,除非是真的上炕,然后我语重心长告诉二狗子,女人都是耕不坏的田,叫他好好学习,可能这话,有点饱汉不知饿汉饥的意味,确实是我的心声,现在的我,想要好好学习,都是有心无力。Itelephonewith the mother, buthas not saidthesematters, but said that onme the evening self-study, going home is quite late, quarrels the older cousin's wiferest, Ihave the odd-jobto make money, the preparationmoves, motherfull mouthagreement, but alsopraisedmeto have the desire to do better.
我跟老妈通了电话,但没有说这些事,只是说,我上晚自习,回到家也比较晚,吵到堂嫂休息,我自己打零工挣了点钱,准备搬出去住,老妈满口同意,还夸我有上进心。
The motheralsoaskedme, egg that beforebrought, was delicious, speaking ofthis, Iwas depressed, at that timeolder cousin's wifegaveme a demonstration of authority, allthrew into the trash can, myheartthrew down and broke, where that shethrewwas the egg, obviouslywasthatfrailsuch as the kinship of water, theseeggswere the parentsaccumulate, withoutbeing willingto eat, older cousin's wifesaidanything to not eat, with the carry germ, Iquarrelledeasilywithher, thenolder cousin's wifea few wordswithstood/top, uncomfortable, got the hell out, I can only keep silent.
老妈又问我,之前带来的鸡蛋,好不好吃,说到这个,我就郁闷,当时堂嫂给我一个下马威,全扔进垃圾桶,我心都摔碎了,她扔的哪里是鸡蛋,明明是那份单薄如水的亲情,那些鸡蛋是爹妈攒的,一直没舍得吃,堂嫂却说什么吃不得,容易携带病菌,我跟她吵起来,然后堂嫂一句话顶回来,不爽的话,就滚蛋,我只能默不作声。Now the motherasks, Ido not wantto hurtherheart, toldher, older cousin's wifemaylikeeating, motherhappyvery much, saidlikedeatingwell, next timeinmulti-belt/bringsome, Ifullgrieved, thisbadwoman, will not buymy family'stack, but alsofound the wayto press outto do the flowers of my motherland, mustbe far away fromherearlier.
现在老妈问起,我不想伤她的心,就告诉她,堂嫂可喜欢吃了,老妈开心的很,说喜欢吃就好,下次在多带一些,我心里满满的酸楚,这个坏女人,不领我家的情,还想办法榨干我这祖国的花朵,一定要早点远离她。Hangs up the telephone, Ipack the thingin high spirits, finallyolder cousin's wifeflushed, her faceis disgruntled, „Zhuang Feng, can you, nowmoney, the wingbe a little hard? Also the plangoes out!?”
挂断电话,我就兴冲冲收拾东西,结果堂嫂冲了回来,她一脸不悦,“庄风,你可以呀,现在有点钱,翅膀硬了?还打算出去住!?”Were finished! Motherothergood, is the wordsare many, cannot keep the matterat heart, shehas definitely talked over the telephonewitholder cousin's wife, was then depressed.
完蛋!老妈别的都好,就是话多,心里藏不住事,她肯定跟堂嫂通过话,这下郁闷了。„Hownot to tellyourmother, stoleunderpantsbeat the meat, attemptsmatter that made the sister-in-lawbe pregnant?”older cousin's wifeinterrogatedright in the face,pokedmyforehead.
“怎么不告诉你妈,偷内裤打灰机,企图让嫂子怀孕的事呢?”堂嫂劈头盖脸质问,戳了戳我的脑门。Ismile bitterly, before this, half a wordcanestablish, latterhalf a word, is completely the funnyword, pretty good of mybiology, how manyhours the essence in outside the body, diedgenerallythoroughly, how to be pregnant? It is not thesepornographic novels, loads into the gel, canbe pregnantwith the wrongtowel.
我苦笑不已,这前半句可以成立,后半句,完全是滑稽之言,我生物学的不赖,一般精华在体外几小时,就彻底死掉了,怎么可能怀孕呢?又不是那些个黄色小说,装进沐浴露,用错毛巾都能怀孕。„Sister-in-law, youforgaveme, Ido not wantuntimely death.”Iuseschoolmate'scell phoneto search, beat the meatwere many, is very easyto suffer from the sexual impotencepremature ejaculation, for the petty profit, loses the latter half of life the naturalluck, is not cost-effective.
“嫂子,你饶了我吧,我不想英年早逝。”我用同学的手机搜索过,打灰机多了,很容易患上阳痿早泄,为了蝇头小利,失去下半辈子的性福,一点都不划算。„Latersister-in-lawwill be good to you, livingis comfortablein the sister-in-lawfamily/home, does not worry about fooddoes not worryto drink, whymustmove, Itoldyourmother, youlivesister-in-lawhere, her100approvals, ifyouare not willingto put in order, the sister-in-lawdoes not demandyou, naturally, ifonemonth, canshoot15times, does not wear the brato touchtoyou.”Speaking offinally, herfaceis red, probablya littleanticipated.
“以后嫂子会对你好一点,住在嫂子家里多自在,不愁吃不愁喝,干嘛要搬出去,我跟你妈说了,你住在嫂子这里,她一百个赞成,要是你不愿意整,嫂子也不强求你,当然,如果一个月,能射十五次,就不穿胸罩给你摸。”说到最后,她脸红红的,好像有一点期待。My God, is away frombra, the feel was very good, if not put on, can not ascend the sky!
我的天,隔着罩罩,手感都很棒了,要是不穿,不得上天啊!I decided that conserves strengthwell, reachesthisstandard, hehe, the deliciouslife, is wavingtome.
我决定了,好好养精蓄锐,达到这个标准,嘿嘿,美滋滋的生活,在向我招手。Has toacknowledge,older cousin's wifewill hang the appetite of personvery much, Isuspected,older cousinpressed outto dothoroughly, thereforetravels on official businessfrequently, hassuch a young wife who bites the finecrazydemon, does not know that is the luckis the calamity.
不得不承认,堂嫂很会吊人的胃口,我都怀疑,堂哥是不是被彻底榨干,所以经常出差啊,有这样一个噬精狂魔的小媳妇,也不知是福是祸。After allolder cousinthatsmallphysique, has not resulted in mecompares.
毕竟堂哥那个小身板,跟我是没得比。older cousin's wifepraisedmyphysiqueto be sturdymore than once, sometimes the visionis also passing an appreciation, sheno longerlikebefore, tomysarcastic comments, insteadwent out the number of times of playingto be short, looked atmeto be on vacation from schoollate, alwayscalledto gotome, bakes, strings together the string, was joined to the beer, the daysimply should not be too beautiful, thisrarevirtuousandsympathized, makingmeunderstand the proficientfeeling.堂嫂不止一次夸我身板壮实,有时候目光还透着一丝欣赏,她不再像以前那样,对我冷言冷语,反而出去玩耍的次数少了,看我放学晚,总给我叫外卖,烧烤,串串,配上啤酒,日子简直不要太美,这份难得的贤惠和体贴,让我体会到家的感觉。
My evenmisconception, thisis not the older cousinwife, butismylittlewife, naturally, Iam only such a think.
我甚至有一种错觉,这不是堂哥的老婆,而是我的小妻子,当然,我只是这么一想。
The goal of shortlyagreeingmustbe achieved, older cousinreturned...
眼看着约定的目标要达到,堂哥回了...Hedrags a bigsuitcase, on the faceto wieldexhausted that cannot diverge, saw that Ido the homeworkin the room, hecomes to greeton own initiative, in the handalsotakessomespecial products, „Little Feng, thisisolder cousin the pie that goes toSouth Putuo Templeto buy, this, givesonestationery that youbringspecially, has left blank, blessesyouto gain admission to a gooduniversity.”
他拖着一个大行李箱,脸上挥散不去的疲惫,见到我在房里写作业,他主动进来打招呼,手里还拿着一些特产,“小风,这是堂哥去南普陀寺买的馅饼,还有这个,特意给你带的一套文具,开过光,保佑你考个好大学。”Itremble, have a type of not being able to saytaste, was older cousin the hatis green? Shouldnot calculate that howIwith the older cousin's wifeplace, older cousinveryhave not been soreI, butthese days, myrelationswith the older cousin's wife, had the subtlechange, Ido not hope,older cousinis goodtomeso, feltoneselfare not a thing, is not athomewhileolder cousin, makesonepile of tommyrots.
我心里一颤,有种说不出的滋味,堂哥算不算帽子绿了?应该不算吧,我也没和堂嫂怎么地,堂哥一直都很疼我,可这段时间,我跟堂嫂的关系,有了微妙的变化,我就不希望,堂哥对我这么好,感觉自己不是个东西,趁着堂哥不在家,就做出一堆荒唐事。Iregretted, ifhesarcastic commentslikeformerolder cousin's wife, Iinstead, hetravelled on official businesscomfortably, but alsobrought the thingto givemespecially, yeah, sinned.
我后悔了,他要是像从前的堂嫂那样冷言冷语,我心里反而舒服点,偏偏他出差,还特意带东西给我,哎,造孽啊。„Thanksolder cousin.”Ilower the headto do the homework, squeezes a smile.
“谢谢堂哥。”我低着头写作业,挤出一丝笑容。older cousinbywatches the televisionin the sofa, at the same timechattedwithme, howaskedmeathome, but also the adaptation, did older cousin's wifehavetomeis not good, Ispokeagainst one's conscience.堂哥靠在沙发看电视,一边跟我聊天,问我在家怎么样,还适应吧,堂嫂有没有对我不好,我只是昧着良心讲话。„Workfinishedcomes outto have a look at the television, thisvariety showvery welllooked,helpingyoulearn/study!”older cousinshouted, Ideeplyinspire, pretendsanythingnot to happen as far as possible.
“作业写完就出来看看电视,这个综艺节目挺好看,有助于你学习!”堂哥喊了一声,我深吸了一口气,尽量装作什么也没发生。Thenwatches the programwitholder cousintogether, hehad a yawn, suddenlystands up, walkstoward the refrigerator, myfacemuscletwitches.
然后跟堂哥一起看节目,他打了个哈欠,突然站起身来,朝着冰箱走去,我面部肌肉抽搐。„older cousin, do youwantto do?!”Myexpressionis very ugly, in the refrigeratoris hidingmyNhundred milliondescendants, older cousinas a marriedgentleman, howpossiblydoes not know that is anything.
“堂哥,你要干嘛?!”我表情很是难看,冰箱里藏着我的N亿子孙呢,堂哥作为一个已婚男士,怎么可能不知道,那是什么东西。„? With the drink, what do youwantto drink?”older cousinopened the aboverefrigerator, Ilongbreathe a sigh of relief, thatsmallbaghidesinmostundercheck.
“啊?拿饮料啊,你要喝啥?”堂哥打开了上边的冰柜,我长舒了一口气,那个小袋子藏在最底下的格子。„I, Iam casual.”Idisplayeda moment agotooexcitedly, insteadis easyto reveal the secret.
“我,我随便。”我刚才表现太激动,反而容易露馅。older cousinturned the aboverefrigerator, does not have the drink, „, yourolder cousin's wife is really sloppy, such hotday, the drinkdid not havenot to prepare.”Then, hecontinuesto turnbelowrefrigerator.
只是,堂哥翻了上边的冰柜,并没有饮料,“哎呀,你堂嫂真是粗枝大叶,这么热的天,饮料没了也不准备。”说完,他继续翻下边的冰柜。Ifelt, the heartmustjump, but how does not knowto prevent, eachcabinetpulled out, fulliscomplains, „icicledoes not buy, well, thisisanything.”
我感觉,心脏都要跳出来了,但又不知道如何阻止,他每个柜子都抽了出来,满是抱怨道,“冰棍也不买,咦,这是啥。”Hein the bottommostcabinet, foundthatsmallbag, pressedtwo, insideismore than tencondom!
他在最下边的柜子,找到了那个小袋子,按了两下,里面可是十几条TT啊!„Surface, the facial mask, older cousin's wifeicesespecially.”Myunexpected happeningsaid the sentence, older cousinhad not suspectedunexpectedly,threwconveniently.
“面,面膜,堂嫂特地冰的。”我鬼使神差说了句,堂哥居然没有怀疑,随手扔了进去。Canscare to death!
吗的,能把人吓死啊!Thisin the afternoon, Iam the mindam absent-minded, older cousinlookedmet the television, enteredin the roomto play the computer.
这一下午,我都是心神恍惚,堂哥看了会电视,就进房里玩电脑。Quickfivepointstime, Igo to the kitchento prepare food, suddenlyolder cousin's wifepasses through the gatein high spirits, „Little Feng, looked that the sister-in-lawbroughtanythingtoyou, the garlicoyster, youmusteat......”
快五点的时候,我就去厨房做饭,突然堂嫂兴冲冲进了门,“小风,看嫂子给你带什么了,蒜蓉生蚝,你得多吃点......”
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