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#16: Campus man of the hour

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Shortly , the telephone put through, hears is my voice, Miejue somewhat flies into a rage, „director has notified me, said that today at flag-raising ceremony, you must publicly apologize, now says asks for leave? Also wants to read?!” 没多久,电话接通了,一听到是我的声音,“灭绝师太”有些暴跳如雷,“教导主任才跟我打过招呼,说今天升旗仪式上,你要公开道歉,现在说请假？还想不想读了？！” The nickname of Miejue did not call white/in vain, she taught for more than ten years, present to menopause, temperament now as much as ever, but in my opinion, looking after older cousin's wife was more important. “灭绝师太”的外号可不是白叫的,她教书十几年,如今到了更年期,脾气不减当年,但在我看来,照顾堂嫂更重要些。 She, I was dismissed yesterday . Moreover, older cousin's wife falls ill , because I set at the air/Qi last night, has not attended to her well, my heart full is guilty. 要不是她,昨天我就被开除了,而且,堂嫂之所以生病,是因为我昨晚置气,没好好料理她,我心底满是愧疚。 „Teacher Liu , in my family has the urgent matter, you asked for leniency with the director, another day apology line?” My in a low voice down comer. “刘老师,真的,我家里有急事,您跟教导主任说说情,改天道歉行么？”我低声下气道。 „I said Schoolmate Zhuang Feng, you were muddled, as a student, what having studying was more important than? Before teacher also felt, you very had the desire to do better, was mature, the learn/study that has quietly worked hard, was not a drag on class as far as possible, now discovers, you were also very weak.” These scolded, I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly, cannot tell the facts, stream of abuse that such must be scolded. “我说庄风同学,你是不是糊涂了呀,作为一个学生,有什么比读书更重要呢？以前老师还觉得,你挺有上进心,思想成熟,一直埋头苦干的学习,尽量不拖班级后腿,现在才发现,你也很幼稚啊。”这一番数落,我竟是无言以对,总不能实话实说吧,那样要被骂的狗血淋头。 When I am depressed, older cousin's wife shoves open the door, walks, is twisting my ear, does not make an effort very much, I can smell, her charming fragrance, yeah, older cousin's wife is so tenacious, I did not say anything. 在我郁闷之际,堂嫂推开房门,走出来,拧着我的耳朵,并不是很用力,我能嗅到,她身上迷人的香味,哎,堂嫂这么固执,我也不好说什么。 „Okay, Teacher Liu, I come immediately!” Confesses one, I hang up the telephone. “好好,刘老师,我马上来！”交代一声,我就挂断电话。 „Your this little thing, took what false, the sister-in-law can take care of itself, if you did not go, that money threw away carelessly did not say, but also was possibly dismissed, then how was muddled you!” The older cousin's wife panting in indignation say/way, increased the strength, my sore chaotic ball, the elbow did not hit the sister-in-law chest front soft meat carefully, that weak elasticity, made me want to stop but cannot simply! “你这个小东西,请什么假啊,嫂子能照顾自己,你如果不去,那钱打水漂不说,还可能被开除,咋那么糊涂呢你！”堂嫂气呼呼道,加大了力道,我疼的乱弹,胳膊肘不小心撞到了嫂子胸前软肉,那种酥软的弹性,简直令我欲罢不能！ Her face one was red, has not acted crazy while the sister-in-law, I run away, after going out, discovered, oneself puts on a two person character to tow. 她脸一下红了,趁着嫂子没发飙,我撒腿就跑,出门后,才发现,自己穿着一双人字拖。 If goes back, the time will miss, the sister-in-law must beat me, can only brace oneself to go to the school. 要是回去,时间会赶不及,嫂子还要捶我,只能硬着头皮去学校了。 Because of our school attention school spirit, explicitly bans to wear the slipper to go to school, incautiously, I still committed a crime. 因为我们学校注意校风,明令禁止穿拖鞋上学,一不小心,我就顶风作案了。 Rushed to the drill ground to go directly, today on Monday, according to the convention must hoist a flag, I went to time, the director has been speaking, his split vision cast aside me, then the topic directed yesterday's matter, making me mount the stage to apologize. 直接奔着操场去了,今天周一,按照惯例是要升旗的,我去的时候,教导主任已经在讲话,他的余光撇到我,然后话题引到昨天的事,让我上台道歉。 I relax slightly, it seems like that the relations of older cousin's wife are very strong, previously I heard, in Guo Tao his family/home has the background, but also was worried that he will suspend me together, if a double loss, that was mad very much. 我稍微松了口气,看来堂嫂的关系很硬啊,先前我就听说,郭涛这丫的家里有背景,还担心他会摆我一道,要是赔了夫人又折兵,那就很气了。 Fortunately, my worry is unnecessary, the director was conscientious, at least receives money the matter handles. 还好,我的担心是多余的,教导主任算是有良心,至少收了钱把事情办好了。 However, I put on a two person character to tow, to stand in the flag tower, is very outstanding, causes the stage next tumult. 不过,我穿着一双人字拖,站在升旗台,十分抢眼,引得台下一片骚动。 „I depend, did not say, can't wear the slipper?” “我靠,不是说,不能穿拖鞋吗？” „Right, I put on before, confiscated directly, dormitory that then goes barefoot.” “对呀,我以前穿了一回,直接没收了,然后打赤脚回的宿舍。” „You understand anything, others backstage is strong, treats specially.” “你们懂什么,人家后台硬啊,特殊对待。” „Having the relations are really good.” “有关系真好。” Facing these chirp the sound, I am also very awkward, main Teacher Liu in not far away, rolls the eyes to me, I brace oneself saying that „first, I was sorry for my behavior, had not the good impact on the school, this I felt very guilty, but the fact was Guo Tao impolite in first, I just guarded right, originally joked with him, who knows, he did not pass through to hit, fainted.” 面对这些唧唧喳喳的声音,我也挺尴尬,最主要刘老师在不远处,冲着我翻白眼,我硬着头皮道,“首先,我对自己的行为表示歉意,也给学校带来不好的影响,这点我感到十分愧疚,但事实是郭涛无礼在先,我只不过正当防备,本来跟他闹着玩,谁知道,他不经打,晕了过去。” „ga.” Regarding this apology way, the school schoolmates display with astonishment. “噶。”对于这种道歉方式,全校同学表现出惊愕。 The director felt that the atmosphere is not right, is hurried to save the scene, said several, let break up. 教导主任感觉氛围不对,急忙过来救场,说了几句,就让散会了。 I just stopped a meeting, Teacher Liu walk hurriedly, started to give me the ideological education, actually the Teacher Liu person was good, was quite inflexible, was hard to become friends with the student. 我刚消停一会,刘老师风风火火走来,又开始给我思想教育了,其实刘老师人不错,就是比较死板,难以和学生交朋友。 I have been ready that has an empty stomach, the director actually help me speak the word of praise, „little Liu, the child, always has making mistakes time, ok, his conduct does not go bad.” 我已经做好饿肚子的准备,教导主任却帮我说好话,“小刘,孩子嘛,总有犯错的时候,算了,他的品行不坏。” My first feeling, the director is very lovable, cannot help but sighed, the richness is the easy to do matter, before he was like Miejue, noticed that the student puts on a serious face, now to me like relative. 我第一次觉得,教导主任很是可爱,也不由得感叹,有钱就是好办事,以前他跟“灭绝师太”一样,看到学生就板着个脸,如今对我就像亲戚一样。 „Good, the director you spoke, the face I must give, goes to go.” Teacher Liu is slightly surprised, has not continued to be earnest with me. “好吧,主任你都发话了,面子我总要给的,去吧去吧。”刘老师微微惊讶,没有继续跟我较真。 I also relax, if before, one leapt frog must have absolutely, Teacher Liu this person, very attached great importance to face-saving, a few words that often spoke were, did not ask you to bring honor, only strove for do not cause trouble, discredited to me. 我也松了一口气,要是以前,一顿蛙跳绝对少不了,刘老师这个人,挺要面子,经常讲的一句话就是,不求你们争光,只求不要惹是生非,给我抹黑。 I snort/hum song, to cafeteria, after yesterday one noisy, I became campus man of the hour, which arrives, will welcome directs. 我哼着小曲,到了食堂,经过昨天一闹,我就成了校园风云人物,走到哪儿,都会迎来指指点点。 Cafeteria place, each time to the meals and snacks is the sea of people, basically comes 1 : 00 pm, must arrange a half hour of team, I was still considering, must buy the instant noodles time, some front people shouted me. 食堂这地方,每次到饭点都是人山人海,基本来晚 1 点,就得排半小时的队,我还在考虑,要不要买泡面的时候,前面有人喊我。 „Zhuang Feng, you eat anything, I buy for you.” Originally is Wang Xiaopang of our class, he is arranging. “庄风,你吃什么,我给你买。”原来是我们班的王小胖,他排着呢。 „A good ginseng, is Zhuang Feng also you calls? Called Brother Feng!” Liu Sanmao stands a team, scolded one, Wang Xiaopang shrank the head, smiled embarrasedly. “吗个棒棒锤,庄风也是你叫的？叫风哥！”刘三毛站在旁边一条队,骂了一声,王小胖缩了缩脑袋,讪讪一笑。 „, Buys casually on the line.” I hand over the campus card, Liu Sanmao does not want. “咳咳,随便买点就行。”我把校园卡递过去,刘三毛非不要。 „Brother Feng, a breakfast, do not look down upon me.” “风哥,一顿早饭而已,你别瞧不起我啊。” Since he is so warm, I did not say anything, shortly, he gave me to carry large bowl beef noodles, in addition one cup of soybean milk. 既然他这么热情,我也不好说啥,没多久,他给我端来一大碗牛肉面,外加一杯豆浆。 Jokes aside, I have not eaten, the beef noodles in cafeteria, one bowl more than ten, can be as good as my 34. 说真的,我还从没吃过,食堂里的牛肉面,一碗得十几块呢,抵得上我三四顿。 „Hehe, thanked.” My belly was early hungry, is impolite with him. “嘿嘿,谢了啊。”我肚子早饿了,没跟他客气。 „Brother Feng, you are really low-key, the pain beat Guo Tao, but also the matter does not have, gives us the class to make every effort to succeed.” Liu Sanmao is cancelling my shoulder. “风哥,你是真低调,痛殴了郭涛,还一点事儿没,给我们班争了一口气。”刘三毛勾着我的肩膀。 „Struggles any air/Qi, old Liu wishes one could to pull out me.” I eat is very crisp, these more than ten breakfasts, the scale is really different. “争啥气啊,老刘都恨不得抽死我。”我吃的很爽,这十几块一顿的早餐,果然档次不同。 „Yeah, after you are, transfers, something do not know that the basic school was clear, our 13 classes most instigate the egg, the excess of Yin and shortage of Yang, basically participates in the collective activity, does literary anything, no pure man, is really aggrieved, yesterday your aggressive behavior, proving, our 13 classes are not affable!” Liu Sanmao assumes an air of self approbation. “哎,你是后转来的,有些事不知道啊,基本全校都清楚,我们十三班最怂蛋,阴盛阳衰,基本参加集体活动,也就是搞搞文艺啥的,没一个纯爷们,真是憋屈,昨天你的霸气行为,已经给证明了,我们十三班不是好惹的！”刘三毛摇头晃脑。 These, I had not truly heard, because comes in the class the moon/month, my main center of gravity also on the sister-in-law, before then, I am quiet, is very ordinary, even in the class most people do not know that I called anything, yeah, said that also enough failed. 这些,我确实没听说,因为才来班里个把月,我的主要重心还在嫂子身上,在这之前,我一直是沉默寡言,很普通的,甚至班里大部分人不知道我叫什么,哎,说起来也够失败的。 „Un un, this beef noodles are very delicious.” I hit, “嗯嗯,这牛肉面挺好吃啊。”我打了个哈哈, „Brother Feng, receives me to be the little brother, later every day buys the beef noodles for you!” A Liu Sanmao face worship said. “风哥,收我做小弟吧,以后每天给你买牛肉面！”刘三毛一脸崇拜道。
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