„Looks is the skirt silk, my goddess is blind!” “一看就是个屌丝,我的女神难道瞎了眼！” „Yeah, the good cabbage to be arched by the pig.” “哎,好白菜都被猪拱了。” „Perhaps others are two sentiments like each other, looks at your acid.” The male compatriot on the scene regrets again and again, female chuckled secretly, after all graduates 1-2 years of university student, many have one type to compete the psychology. “或许人家是两情相悦呢,瞧把你们酸的。”在场男同胞惋惜连连,女的则是暗暗窃喜,毕竟才毕业1-2的大学生,多少都有一种攀比心理。 In their subjective consciousness, the beautiful woman should be the standard configuration of rich man, obviously, looks at my clothes, does not build side with the rich man. 在他们的主观意识里,美女就该是有钱人的标配,显然,看我的穿着打扮,和有钱人不搭边。 Zhou Haibo raises the brow, stared my one eyes, „this is interaction between our old schoolmates, did you interpose.” 周海波扬起眉头,瞪了我一眼,“这是我们老同学之间的互动,你插什么话啊。” „What's wrong, don't you dare to drink with me?” I ponder to ask. “怎么,你是不敢跟我喝酒？”我略带玩味问道。 The Zhou Haibo complexion is stiff, a little does not know whether to laugh or cry, „boy, your his mother is teasing me, whom does father drink has not feared?” 周海波面色僵硬,有点哭笑不得,“小子,你他妈在逗我,老子喝酒从没怕过谁呢？” „Un, tries.” I thought otherwise to say. “嗯,试试呗。”我不以为然说。 „Good, this is you must bring contempt upon oneself, the service person, comes with a box of flying Maotai, we reached an agreement, who lost, undertakes all expenses of tonight, so as to avoid must wait for the flying in circles elder brother to come.” Zhou Haibo shouts to shout. “好,这是你要自取其辱的,服务员,拿一箱飞天茅台来,咱们说好了,谁输了,就承担今晚的一切开销,免得要等翔哥来。”周海波扯着嗓子喊道。 At this time, Liu Yuhan pulled my arm, was busy signaling with the eyes, „fed, the rascal, you do not impulse, before this person, was the minister of school sports department, become famous can drink, initially he drank but actually one table of people.” 这个时候,刘雨涵扯了扯我的胳膊,忙着使眼色,“喂,无赖,你别冲动,这人以前是校体育部的部长,出了名的能喝,当初他喝倒过一桌人。” „It is not impulsive, others strove to excel to kiss you!” I said ill-humoredly, bringing a depression, Liu Yuhan to purse the lips, the beautiful pupil flashes through an extraordinary splendor, asked curiously, „you do care about my feeling?!” “再不冲动,人家就要强吻你了！”我没好气说,带着一丝郁闷,刘雨涵噘着嘴,美眸闪过一丝异彩,好奇地问,“你就那么在乎我的感受呀？！” „Right, because I am your nominal boyfriend.” I nod. “对呀,因为我是你名义上的男朋友。”我点点头。 „, Is only nominal...” The Liu Yuhan whisper said, I have not listened is too clear. “哦,原来只是名义上的...”刘雨涵嘀咕道,我没听太清楚。 „What?” “啥？” „No, no, in any case should not be swayed by personal feelings, at this time, was not worthwhile shows off power, remembered, solid that at any time the mature steady, far ratio shot the breeze.” Liu Yuhan is the woman of talent and beauty, by this crucial point, does not forget to teach me. “没,没什么,反正你不要意气用事,这种时候,犯不着逞强,记住了,任何时候成熟稳重,远比高谈阔论来的实在。”刘雨涵是个才貌双全的女人,到了这节骨眼,也不忘教导我。 „Relax, I have the discretion.” Put out a hand, patted her little outstanding buttocks, said comfortably. “放心吧,我有分寸。”伸出手,拍了拍她的小翘臀,不无宽慰道。 Liu Yuhan has not struggled, this detail, was seen by many people, they must go wild simply, after all the university four years, Liu Yuhan in the school, is maintaining the clear goddess nickname, has had no ambiguous scandal, let alone touches buttocks action. 刘雨涵也没有挣扎,这一细节,被不少人看到了,他们简直要抓狂,毕竟大学四年,刘雨涵在学校里,都保持着清纯女神的外号,一直没有什么暧昧绯闻,更别说摸屁股这一举动。 In front of her schoolmate, the Liu Yuhan cheeks is blushing, charmingly white my eyes, the small powder fist beats my chest, „repugnant you!” 还是当着她同学的面,刘雨涵脸颊发红,妩媚地白了我一眼,小粉拳捶我的胸膛,“讨厌啊你！” „Lying trough, floral formula oppressive dog.” “卧槽,花式虐狗啊。” „Sees not to have, clear goddess look, according to my many years reads an experience, this is the young married woman has the makings that!” “看到没有,清纯女神的眼神,据我多年的阅片经验,这是少妇才有的气质！” „Day the dog, who this boy is, how to soak to our school is colored!” “日了狗了,这小子到底是谁,怎么泡到我们校花的！” Zhou Haibo was a little annoyed, broke them, „your ink marks what? Fears to pay? Looks at your low quality, cannot do well a box of Maotai unable to pay, yeah, did that not have the meaning.” 周海波有点恼火,打断了他们,“你们墨迹啥呢？是不是怕买单？看你那损色,搞不好一箱茅台都付不起,哎,那样就没意思了。” „Hehe, you want to be many, we were discussing, if you drank high, fell feeds the fish to the lake , could ask me to wrangle.” I curl the lip, taunt. “呵呵,你想多了,我们在讨论,万一你喝高了,掉到湖里喂鱼,可能要找我扯皮。”我撇撇嘴,冷嘲热讽道。 They cannot help smiling, „depends, the young brat, you are real his mother are rampant, come, we drink, I must have a look but actually, you big ability!” Trembling of Zhou Haibo air/Qi, opens two bottles of Maotai directly, „our Boss man, left one after another, blew to the jar directly, didn't you have the opinion?” 以至于他们忍俊不禁,“靠,小兔崽子,你是真他娘嚣张,来,咱们喝,我倒要看看,你多大的能耐！”周海波气的瑟瑟发抖,直接弄开两瓶茅台,“咱们老大爷们,也别一杯一杯了,直接对瓶子吹,你没意见吧？” He is actually very sly, person who generally does not have the confidence to own alcohol capacity, hears this saying, perhaps backs down, but is useless to me. 他倒是很狡猾,一般对自身酒量没信心的人,听到这话,恐怕就打了退堂鼓,但对我没什么用。 My face „disturbed” asked, „big brother, you determined must drink like this, can drink to kill?” 我一脸“忐忑”问,“大哥,你确定要这样喝,会不会喝出人命啊？” „It is not important, is the pure men, drinking a liquor are most is the gastric hemorrhage, come, I first do for the respect!” Zhou Haibo is very straightforward, sees me to be terrified, he was enthusiastic. “不打紧,都是纯爷们,喝点酒最多就是胃出血,来,我先干为敬！”周海波很是豪爽,见到我惶惶不安,他更加来劲了。 Rumble starts to pour liquor down the throat, in an instant, one bottle of Maotai drink upside down, resounded with a neat applause, really has many skills, the average person drinks one bottle of mineral water, must divide several, let alone is the white liquor. 咕噜咕噜开始灌酒,一转眼,一瓶茅台喝的底朝天,引来了一阵齐刷刷的掌声,确实有两把刷子,一般人就是喝一瓶矿泉水,都要分几口,何况是白酒呢。 Then is one's turn me, this is the first time drinks Maotai, I, the taste was slightly mellow, providing much food for thought that if is really the nice wine. 接着就轮到我,这是头一次喝茅台,我微微品了一下,口感香醇,回味无穷,果真是好酒。 However looks at me to drink too slowly, the Zhou Haibo whole face is uncomfortable, „feeds, the young brat, you drinks, must arrive lord knows, hurries, everyone is waiting.” 不过看我喝太慢,周海波满脸不爽,“喂,小兔崽子,你这么喝,要到猴年马月啊,赶紧的,大家都等着呢。” Urged by his, I also filled one, actually drinks special is crisp, but I ship out the appearance that chokes, „coughs.” With the fierce cough, my face also suppressed red. 在他的催促下,我也灌了一口,其实喝的特别爽,但我装出呛到的样子,“咳咳咳。”伴随着剧烈的咳嗽,我的脸也憋红了。 Liu Yuhan watches, quickly collects, „smelly helpless, how saying that you do not listen, quick do not drink, I apologized with him, these two bottles of liquor I paid, we first removed.” 刘雨涵看在眼里,急忙凑过来,“臭无奈,怎么说你不听呢,快别喝了,我跟他道歉,这两瓶酒我来买单,咱们先撤吧。” „Yeah, Liu beauty, this must retreat, does not have the meaning, moreover does not need you to pay, you stipulated according to the game, kisses/intimate my one on the line.” Zhou Haibo heard her words, said delightedly. “哎,刘美女,这就要撤退,多没意思啊,况且也不需要你买单,你按照游戏规定,亲我一口就行。”周海波听到了她的话,眉飞色舞说。 I pulled Liu Yuhan, „is all right, just now starts to drink, warms up, you believe me to be able.” 我扯了扯刘雨涵,“没事,才刚开始喝,热热身嘛,你相信我可以的。” Has looking at each other of look with her, Liu Yuhan is completely concerned, catches I badly bad smiling, as if understood anything. 跟她有一个眼神的对视,刘雨涵本来满是关切,捕捉到我坏坏的笑,似乎明白了什么。 „Really can be good?” She is knitting the brows to ask, understands that this Zhou Haibo is aggressive, he who must drink was sincerely convinced, is willing to yield. “真的能行吗？”她皱着眉问道,也明白这周海波咄咄逼人,必须喝的他心服口服,才愿意让步。 „Naturally, when I have deceived you.” I nod again, serious say/way. “当然咯,我什么时候骗过你。”我再次点点头,一本正经道。 Side these people laugh again and again, „this boy feared that must injure oneself in putting on a vain show!” 旁边那些人不禁大笑连连,“这小子怕是要打肿脸充胖子啊！” „Most must not exposed to loves the person who thinks to compel, Brother, fills him!” “最见不得爱装逼的人,波哥,灌死他！” Then, my not ink marks, seem like that very uncomfortable appearance, actually drank up one bottle sluggishly. 接着,我也不墨迹,看似很难受的样子,却是慢吞吞喝完了一瓶。 Zhou Haibo is not then calm, „cannot look, ink marks that too your also a little alcohol capacity, drinks, the second bottle of our specific speeds, who first drinks up, even wins, is good?” 周海波这下不淡定了,“看不出来呀,你还有点酒量,不过喝的太墨迹,第二瓶咱们比速度,谁先喝完,就算赢,行不行啊？” „Casual, I am actually indifferent, feared that you cannot accompany.” I shrug. “随便呀,我其实无所谓,就怕你不能奉陪到底。”我耸了耸肩。 „Mother female genitals, you continue to install the ratio, the father does not believe in evil doctrines!” Quick, our took one bottle. “妈个巴子,你继续装比,老子不信邪了！”很快,我们一人拿了一瓶。 Some people shouted starts, I drinking, am not instead taking a look at Zhou Haibo anxiously. 有人喊了一声开始,我也不急着喝,反而瞅了瞅周海波。 „Did this boy give up?” “这小子放弃了吧？” „Feels like, can drink up one bottle, is good, wants with Brother alcohol capacity, that is not asks for trouble?” “感觉像是,能喝掉一瓶,已经不错了,想跟波哥比酒量,那不是自讨苦吃吗？” Liu Yuhan must stamp the feet anxiously, is not good to blame me, when everyone thinks that I do not have wants to win, suddenly at a crazy speed drinks, seeing Zhou Haibo must drink up. 刘雨涵急得跺跺脚,又不好责怪我,在所有人以为我没希望获胜的时候,突然以一种疯狂的速度喝,眼看着周海波要喝光。 I not slow do not put down the jar anxiously, a pondering expression, „drank up.” 我不急不缓放下瓶子,一副意犹未尽的表情,“喝完了。” „ga.” These people one intermittent astonished, thought that I am talking irresponsibly. “噶。”那些人一阵阵惊愕,觉得我在信口雌黄。 Under their testimonies, I turned over the jar, quite a while does not have drop of liquor to come out, reviews Zhou Haibo, the drunk surface hall becomes dark, the face turns purple, the body a little creakies, but also is left over the less than half bottle. 在他们的见证下,我翻转了瓶子,半天都没有一滴酒出来,反观周海波,喝的面堂发黑,脸庞发紫,身子有点摇摇欲坠,还剩下小半瓶呢。 „Wave... did Brother lose?!” They cannot help but look at each other in blank dismay, the facial expression is quite strange. “波...波哥输了？！”他们不由得面面相觑,神情颇为古怪。 „, You eat casually drink casually, is not I pays in any case.” I make a belch, filthy rich say/way. “咳,你们随便吃随便喝,反正不是我买单。”我打了个嗝,财大气粗道。