NPT :: Volume #2

#140: Being a snobbish SOB

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„, You have a fit of temper frequently like this, is very easy to turn into the yellow-faced old woman, resulted, I am a magnanimous man, is not calculating with you, where meets.” I have not pressed her , Liu Yuhan is a lily, she said a moment ago, the custom of only then with me using, sounds has a strange feeling, what the heart are more is self-satisfied. “咳咳,你经常这样发脾气,很容易变成黄脸婆啊,得了,我是个大度的男人,不跟你斤斤计较,在哪里碰面呀。”我没有难为她,要知道,刘雨涵可是个百合呀,她刚才都说,只有用我用的习惯,听起来有种怪怪的感觉,但心底更多的是得意。 Actually, after „thorough” contact, discovered that Liu Yuhan does not go bad, can only say that she lacks the security sense seriously, in addition to the opposite sex repel, attempts to break up me and Liu Jie, I bumped into luckily am a happy couple. 其实,经过“深入”接触后,才发现刘雨涵并不坏,只能说她严重缺乏安全感,再加上对异性的排斥,就企图拆散我和柳洁,幸好我误打误撞地比翼双飞了。 Perhaps, this is the life, I must help her as far as possible, comes out of the trauma, earlier adopts correct values, at least makes her understand, is not a bad people are bad everywhere. 或许,这就是命,我要尽量帮助她,走出心理阴影,早点树立一种正确的价值观,至少让她明白,并不是天下乌鸦一般黑。 Liu Yuhan on WeChat, sent a position, is not happen to far from me, walked simply, after a half hour, I in a commercial intersection, saw Liu Yuhan, she obviously passes through one to dress up, the upper body is a black tight clothes, matches the blue small waistcoat, appearing the chest is very big, originally very ordinary nine points of check shorts, under contrast of her slender both legs, reveal a section of fair leg bone, the whole person seems like the low key not to lose the fashion. 刘雨涵在微信上,发了个位置来,正好离我不远,索性就走了过去,半小时后,我在一条商业街口,见到了刘雨涵,她明显经过一番装扮,上身是一件黑色的紧身衣,搭配蓝色的小马甲,显得胸部特别大,本来很普通的九分格子短裤,在她修长双腿的衬托下,露出一截白皙的腿骨,整个人看起来低调又不失时尚。 Compares her intellectuality to be elegant, I am quite ordinary, Liu Yuhan is slightly depressed, „don't you make a suit?” 相比她的知性典雅,我就比较普通,刘雨涵略显郁闷,“你就不弄个西装吗？” „Person grows leads on the line, wants what suit.” I shake the head. “人长得帅就行,要什么西装啊。”我摇了摇头。 „, You put on this, I must be laughed, walks, buys one set.” Liu Yuhan honk mouth. “切,你穿成这样,我还要被笑话呢,走,去买一套。”刘雨涵嘟了嘟嘴。 Back but actually several tailor shops, may try, I do not like, felt that does not suit my style, the set restricts on the body, was inferior comfortableness that the sportswear comes. 后边倒有几家西装店,可试了一圈,我都不喜欢,感觉不适合我的风格,套在身上拘束,不如休闲服来的自在。 Furthermore, I do not want to make Liu Yuhan go to the expense, therefore rejected her good intention. 再者,我也不想让刘雨涵破费,于是拒绝了她的好意。 „Aiya, is really far-fetched, looking for an actor is more specialized than you.” Liu Yuhan white my eyes. “哎呀,真是不靠谱,找个演员都比你专业。”刘雨涵白了我一眼。 „I walked, you look for the actor.” I hit a sound to call, just walked two steps, Liu Yuhan entrains me. “那我走了,你找演员去吧。”我打了个声招呼,刚走两步,刘雨涵把我拽回来。 „Your smelly rascal, plays any small temper, air/Qi me intentionally! Did not tell you, other men will I have a physiological repel?” Liu Yuhan ill-humored say/way. “你个臭无赖,耍什么小性子,故意气我呢！不是跟你说了,其他男人我会有一种生理排斥吗？”刘雨涵没好气道。 „What is the physiological repel?” My face is curious, sought for advice like the little darling modestly. “什么是生理排斥？”我一脸好奇,像个小宝宝一样虚心求教。 „Aiya, simply speaking, with opposite sex alone in the same place, I inexplicable anxiety, anxious, the whole body is uncomfortable, with you, will then not understand!” Liu Yuhan has the patience to say. “哎呀,简单来说,就是跟异性单独在一块,我会莫名的紧张,不安,浑身不舒服,和你就不会,这下懂了吧！”刘雨涵颇有耐心道。 „Oh, then with me in the same place, can the water leakage...” I cannot bear ask, bring ambiguous smiling. “噢,那跟我在一块,会不会出水...”我忍不住问道,带着一丝暧昧的笑。 Liu Yuhan stares slightly, is pinching my ear, „really loquacious, believed me to castrate you.” 刘雨涵只是微微一愣,掐着我的耳朵,“真贫嘴呀,信不信我把你阉了。” „, If castrated me, the dreams of myriad young girls broke to pieces, this is not jokes.” I beg for mercy again and again. “别别,如果阉了我,万千少女的梦就碎了,这可不是闹着玩的。”我连连求饶。 Liu Yuhan direct was speechless, stared my one eyes ruthlessly, „has not seen your such narcissistic person.” 刘雨涵直接无语了,狠狠瞪了我一眼,“没见过你这么自恋的人。” „Hehe, praised me, strange embarrassed, words saying where you carried out the gathering.” I changed the topic. “嘿嘿,这么夸我,怪难为情,话说你们在哪里搞同学聚会啊。”我岔开了话题。 What she has not said that the cell phone made a sound, „feeds, Xiaoling, right, I prepare, comet business street here, two people are convenient? Good, I and others you.” Her exchanged greetings, hung up the telephone. 她还没说什么,手机就响了,“喂,小玲,对呀,我准备去呢,在彗星商业街这里,两个人方便吗？好的,那我等你们。”她一阵寒暄,挂断了电话。 „Happen to some people on the way, take away us.” Liu Yuhan answered. “正好有人顺路,把我们带去。”刘雨涵解释道。 Crossed for dozen minutes, a red Mercedes-Benz, stopped in the roadside, the glass shook down slowly, reveals an appearance gorgeous face, wears the big sunglasses, beckoned to us, „fed, slightly contained, boards.” 过了十几分钟,一辆红色的奔驰车,停在了路边,车窗缓缓摇下,露出一张打扮艳丽的脸,戴着大墨镜,冲我们招了招手,“喂,小涵,上车吧。” We walked, „Xiaoling, does not see for a long time, you are also attractive.” The Liu Yuhan praise said, annoys Xiaoling one to smile tenderly, then her vision falls on me. 我们走了过去,“小玲,好久不见,你又漂亮咯。”刘雨涵夸赞道,惹来小玲一阵娇笑,接着她目光落在我身上。 „Slightly contains, is this your boyfriend?!” It is not coarse leaves, her contemptuous tone. “小涵,这是你的男朋友？！”不难听出,她那轻蔑口吻。 „Right.” Liu Yuhan nods with a smile, I have looked in her diary, university time, non- young man pursues her, Liu Yuhan has not complied, for does not cause others to suspect, Liu Yuhan has also stressed that after graduating, naturally can look for the partner, therefore her gathering, must lead an escort. “对呀。”刘雨涵笑着点头,我在她的日记里看过,大学的时候,不少男的追去她,刘雨涵都没有答应,为了不引起别人怀疑,刘雨涵还强调过,毕业后自然会找对象,所以这次她的同学聚会,必然要带个男伴。 „Is long assembles, but this actor, was too poor.” Exclusion that on Xiaoling face cannot keep. “长得还凑合,可这一身行头,也太寒酸了吧。”小玲脸上藏不住的嫌弃。 Liu Yuhan smiles awkwardly, white my eyes, complained that I do not buy the clothes. 刘雨涵尴尬笑了笑,白了我一眼,埋怨我不买衣服。 I am disinclined to pay attention, Xiaoling as if looked that I quite bully. 我懒得理会,小玲似乎看我好欺负。 „Why he is, entire moves bricks the labor like, this is the Mercedes-Benz that Weixin buys greatly, manages 400,000, I feared that he sat dirty.” Xiaoling is frowning. “他是干嘛的呀,整的像个搬砖工一样,这是大伟新买的奔驰车,办下地四十万呢,我怕他坐脏了。”小玲皱着眉头。 My his mother was shocked, in the world has so the person who likes installing the ratio unexpectedly, 我他妈惊呆了,世界上居然有如此爱装比的人, The Liu Yuhan complexion is awkward, without she opened the mouth, I cannot help but shouted abuse. 刘雨涵面色尴尬,没等她开口,我就不由得破口大骂。 „Scratches, the nose hit Hyaluronan, the chin had moved, on the face at least spread half jin (0.5 kg) powder, like this type of common fat vulgar powder, will be jumps Tokyo hot stark naked, the fathers will not look at one.” I was amused, what bird thing, goes by car must be taunted, I thought that she looks to have the feeling intentionally. “擦,鼻子打了玻尿酸,下巴动过,脸上至少涂了半斤粉,像这种庸脂俗粉,就是一丝不挂跳东京hot,老子都不会看一眼。”我被逗乐了,什么鸟玩意嘛,坐个车还要被嘲讽,我看她就是故意找存在感。 „All right, boards, my family's dog has also sat in any case.” Man on the driver seat opened the mouth, he brings near gold thread eyeglasses, appears the scholarly, the elegant bearing. “没事,上车吧,反正我家的狗也坐过。”驾驶座上的男人开口了,他带着一副金丝边的眼镜,显得很儒雅,风度翩翩。 This not with me with dog comparison? Although this male eyeground greedy plunders, was caught by me, although Xiaoling is much longer, but can only calculate the vase reluctantly, does not have the means to place on a par with Liu Yuhan. 这不是拿我跟狗比较么？尽管这男的眼底的贪婪一掠而过,还是被我捕捉到,小玲虽然长得不错,但只能勉强算花瓶,和刘雨涵没办法相提并论。 „Ok, your such dirty people, did not have the meaning, we went.” Liu Yuhan is also very depressed, waves with them. “算了,你们这样埋汰人,就没意思了,我们自己去吧。”刘雨涵也挺郁闷,跟他们挥了挥手。 „Beautiful woman, should not be angry, Xiaoling is candid, nothing evil intention, here arrives at the resort to have segment path, on the way, why to waste money in any case.” That eyeglasses male full are the apology said. “美女,别生气啊,小玲心直口快,没什么恶意,这里到度假村有段路,反正都顺路,何必花冤枉钱。”那眼镜男满是歉意道。 „Does not use, you first walk.” Liu Yuhan beckons with the hand, she understands my violent temper, if rides this car(riage), Xiaoling taunted several again, perhaps I must begin to hit the person, for was not noisy has an accident, this approach was wise. “不用了,你们先走吧。”刘雨涵摆了摆手,她可是了解我的暴脾气,如果坐这辆车,小玲再嘲讽几句,恐怕我就要动手打人了,为了不闹出事,这种做法是明智的。 If before trading does, by the city person is taunted, I swallow an insult mostly, but came for two months, I thought that everyone is equal, no division in any case, this beautiful inexpensive goods, to the appearance that my face shuts out, rather offended somebody. 如果换做以前,被城里人嘲讽,我多半是忍气吞声,但来了两个多月,我就觉得大家是平等的,没什么贵贱之分,偏偏这个妖艳贱货,对我一脸嫌弃的模样,未免太伤人了。 To the Liu Yuhan face, slapped her face, then, Liu Yuhan with I apologize, „sorry, this was the schoolmate in beforehand dormitory, I don't know either, how she became such snobbishness.” 要不是给刘雨涵面子,就抽她耳光了,接着,刘雨涵跟我道了个歉,“对不起啊,这是以前一个宿舍的同学,我也不知道,她怎么变得这么势利眼。” „All right , do I hire a vehicle?” Brother Long said in any case, has anything he to be willing to do for somebody, naturally, troubling others were many, I am also embarrassed, but also is easy to have the suspicion. “没事,要不,我叫辆车来？”反正龙哥说了,有什么事他愿意代劳,当然,麻烦人家多了,我也不好意思,还容易产生怀疑。 „Does not use, I can drop.” Liu Yuhan puts out the cell phone, poked several, shortly after we ride a sedan. “不用,我可以滴滴。”刘雨涵拿出手机,戳了几下,没多久我们坐上一辆轿车。
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