„What meaning did words say seeking to expand friends list?” “话说扩列到底什么意思？” After going home, Wang Quan started to turn on cell phone —— is he just downloaded good BCY APP. 回到家之后,王泉就开始翻手机——上面是他刚下载好的半次元APP. Content that this also heard a moment ago. 这也是刚才听到的内容。 In the principle the guest, tells the truth, in BCY this APP, having a classification is very suitable Wang Quan. 理中客,有一说一,半次元这个APP里,有个分类还是挺适合王泉的。 cosplay! 考斯普雷！ No matter others whether or not highly edited, but those words, having cleavage, legs or waist are certainly hot! 甭管人家是不是高P,但还是那句话,有沟有腿有腰必火啊！ Does not meet in any case, the light watches the picture cheerfully cheerful also good. 反正又不见面,光看照片乐呵乐呵也挺好的。 „seeking to expand friends list, expands the meaning that the chat software good friend lists, our post-00s terminology, your old fogy does not know also normally.” Little Daoist Nun enters the room to turn on the air conditioning to lie down starts to radiate on the Wang Quan sofa. “扩列啊,就是扩充聊天软件好友列表的意思呗,我们零零后的用语,你这老家伙不知道也正常嘛。”小道姑一进屋就打开空调躺在王泉沙发上开始散热。 „Right Brother Quan , helping me pour the cup coconut tree juice troublesome, must ice, 3 Q” “对了泉哥,麻烦帮我倒杯椰汁,要冰的,3Q” „Your not 97 years? Also installs post-00s?” Wang Quan of ‘92 birth ” coconut tree juice put in front of sluggish Little Daoist Nun on the tea table, sighed, „ said the proper business, I asked you to have the matter. cup “你不九七年的吗？还装零零后？”九二年出生的王泉倒了杯椰汁放到懒散小道姑面前茶几上,叹了口气,“说正事吧,我找你有事儿。” Daily drinks the coconut tree juice, no wonder long is so big. 天天喝椰汁,难怪长这么大。 Little Daoist Nun quickly grasped the meaning of something to sit to set out, tightened the collar, looks at Wang Quan vigilantly, „donor, track, but the Quanzhendao faction, you do not keep thinking about me.” 小道姑一个激灵坐起身,紧了紧衣领,警惕地看着王泉,“施主,小道可是全真道派,你就别惦记我了呗。” Wang Quan is staring at her chest, said wickedly: „Sooner or later one day, the uncle I must kill old Monarch to observe, capture alive Little Daoist Nun!” 王泉盯着她胸口,恶狠狠道:“迟早有一天,叔叔我要杀进老君观,活捉小道姑！” Ye Shengge shows the whites of the eyes, „Daoist Nun does not respect the view of person, in fact must call the feminine virtue to the female.” 叶笙歌翻了个白眼,“道姑是不尊重人的说法,实际上对女性要称呼坤道的。” „Stop the rubbish.” The Wang Quan cell phone point opens APP to fling to her, „I spent the young 1000 groups of your long performance, finally do you do me? The words saying that this APP how possible blind date to arrive at the small monster?” “少废话。”王泉手机点开APP甩给她,“我花了小一千帮你长业绩,结果你就这么搞我？话说这APP怎么可能相亲相到小怪兽的？” Ye Shengge took up the cell phone to look: 叶笙歌拿起手机看了看: „Demon Bird? How possibly blind date to this type of thing?” “罗刹鸟？怎么可能会相亲到这种东西？” Although frequently part-time employment, but she truly is qualified Daoist Priest, besides the Taoism ancient book, many ancient fairytale she also knows. 虽然经常兼职工作,但她确实是位合格的道士,除了道教典籍之外,不少古代神话故事她也知道。 Demon Bird is what she understands certainly. 罗刹鸟是什么她当然明白。 The Ye Shengge delicate eyebrows slightly are lost in thought pressed, finally she has not noticed oneself collar to open wide revealed the canyon. 叶笙歌秀眉微蹙陷入沉思,结果她没注意到自己衣领敞开露出了峡谷。 Does not blame her, this is the cosplay clothing, designs. 不怪她,这本来就是COSPLAY服装,就是这么设计的。 Wang Quan is very honest, his eye has not left that place. 王泉很诚实,他的眼睛就没离开过那地方。 „On our APP is using real individual names, should not have this situation......” Little Daoist Nun flexure flexure back of the head, „is Brother Quan, some really people calls Demon Bird? I remember that your former junior middle school there is a schoolmate called the unfeeling sword to come.” “我们这APP上面都是实名制的,不应该会有这种情况啊......”小道姑挠挠后脑勺,“泉哥,是不是真有人叫罗刹鸟？我记得你以前初中就有个同学叫绝情剑来着。” Moreover Luo this surname is not rare, even there are Japan mothers to be surnamed this. 而且“罗”这个姓也不少见,甚至有岛国太君都姓这个。 „Perhaps......” Wang Quan proceeds to collect, is gazing at Little Daoist Nun exhaltedly. “说不定......”王泉往前凑了凑,居高临下地注视着小道姑。 In any case is not the face. 反正不是脸。 But the next moment, he felt suddenly a fierce ache raids to both eyes, sore he covers 24K Khorium Dog Eyes to tumble on the ground instantaneously. 但下一刻,他忽然感觉到一股剧烈的疼痛袭向双目,疼的他瞬间捂着24K氪金狗眼在地上翻滚。 „Ahhhhh! My eye!!!” “啊啊啊啊啊！我的眼睛！！！” This feeling, smoked eye same —— refortify five times with the hot pepper onion. 这种感觉,就跟辣椒洋葱熏到了眼睛一样——再强化个五倍吧。 Long time, he finally slow, but both eyes have become red, and covers entirely the blood threads. 半晌,他终于缓了过来,不过双目已经变得通红且布满血丝。 Inspires, he pulled out a tissue to quickly wipe his tears, „is this situation, I got up early this morning to use bika to remove tiredness, finally move. Otherwise I am impossible to look for you anxiously.” 吸了口气,他抽了张抽纸抹了抹眼泪,“就是这种情况,我早上睡醒想用哔咔解解乏,结果就中招了。不然我也不可能这么急着找你。” Looked that the normal book will have an accident, looked that beyond the person mother book is instead all right. 看正常本子就会出事,看人外娘本子反而没事儿。 He is a 27-year-old single young fellow, the orientation is normal. 他是一个27岁的单身男青年,取向正常。 But this so-called „Demon Bird”, basically eliminated his proper hobby. 但这个所谓的“罗刹鸟”,基本剥夺了他的这一正经爱好。 Moreover this is serious? 而且这个到底严不严重啊？ He really fears death. 他是真的怕死。 The Ye Shengge lazy expression vanished does not see, she now is very serious, „Brother Quan, told in detail me.” 叶笙歌原本慵懒的表情消失不见,她现在特别严肃,“泉哥,详细跟我说说。” After Wang Quan former blind date matches, is indistinct to detect the matter that ghost bride takes possession, and matter in dream said. 王泉就把之前相亲匹配之后隐约间察觉到鬼新娘附体的事情,以及梦中的事情都说了。 Has gone to work outside, but goes back an occupation Daoist Priest thinking moment once for a while, said seriously: „Brother Quan, if you said real, you should by Demon Bird possessed.” 一直在外面上班,只是时不时回去一趟的职业道长思索片刻,郑重道:“泉哥,如果你说的都是真的话,那你应该是被罗刹鸟凭依了。” „possessed?” Wang Quan is perplexed, „that possessed of Japanese Onmyouji type god? Does Naruto tailed beast take possession?” “凭依？”王泉不明所以,“岛国阴阳师式神的那种凭依？还是火影尾兽附体？” „Right, but possessed in fact is our domestic things.” “都没错,不过凭依实际上是咱们国内的东西。” Then she spoke this thing probably. 接着她就大概讲了一下这东西。 Continues —— that going into action immortal Wang Quan that knows from Shamanism in the novel or the cartoon. 从萨满教延续下来的出马仙王泉还是知道的——在小说或者漫画里。 In fact „possessed” this word has appeared in a earlier ancient book. 实际上“凭依”这个词在更早的典籍里就出现过。 Wang Chong’s 《Discussive Weighing: False Reports About Death》, is Han Yu’s 《Miscellaneous Opinions》, or 《A Mirror for the Wise Ruler》, inside has presented this word. 无论是王充的《论衡·死伪》,还是韩愈的《杂说》,亦或是《资治通鉴》,里面都出现过这个词。 However waits for the Ye Shengge lecture, according to the understanding of Wang Quan, this in Jinchūriki with Naruto is similar. 不过等叶笙歌讲完,按照王泉的理解,这就跟火影里的人柱力差不多。 Wang Quan was moved. 王泉被感动了。 „Has not thought that has crossed has driven Evangelion, reaches as high as, can only drive to deal with, when I of mixed soldier...... really also do have to become Jinchūriki one day?” “没想到已经过了驾驶EVA、高达,只能去驾驶扎古当杂兵的我......竟然还有成为人柱力的一天？” He is stroking gently the chin, „that I whether to borrow Its strength?” 他摩挲着下巴,“那我是不是可以借用祂的力量？” Ye Shengge urged: „The physique of person and person is not same, perhaps if in the extremely angry condition, Brother Quan you can break through the limit, but......” 叶笙歌劝道:“人与人的体质并不相同,如果在极度愤怒的状态下,说不定泉哥你可以突破自身极限,但......” The Little Daoist Nun words have not said, saw only Wang Quan to talk over one „little elder sister, selects strength”. 小道姑话还没说完,只见王泉念叨了一句“小姐姐,来点儿力量”。 the next moment, he felt that an own chest heat, then inexplicable aura floods the whole body. 下一刻,他感觉自己胸口一热,然后一股莫名的气息充斥全身。 The blood in the ebullition, the soul is burning, the strength is spewing out! 血液在沸腾,灵魂在燃烧,力量在喷涌而出！ Ye Shengge swallowed under the saliva anxiously, asked cautiously: „Brother Quan, what kind of?” 叶笙歌紧张地咽了下口水,小心翼翼问道:“泉哥,怎么样？” The Wang Quan corners of the mouth smile, the next moment, sees only him to take up the ash-tray conveniently, two gather gently, the ash-tray of stainless steeliness became a thin slice instantaneously. 王泉嘴角笑成,下一刻,只见他随手拿起烟灰缸,两手轻轻一合,不锈钢制的烟灰缸瞬间成了一张薄片。 „Present I, already unmatched in the world!” “现在的我,已经天下无敌了！” Little Daoist Nun reveals to worry about the color, „what side effect can have?” 小道姑露出担忧之色,“会不会有什么副作用？” „Some where so many side effects, my is not well.” Wang Quan was happy, „ok, the good matter, the buddy to attend Olympic Games to win for the motherland indeed.” “哪有那么多副作用,我这不是好好的嘛。”王泉乐了,“行了,敢情还是好事儿啊,那哥们要去参加奥运会为国争光了。” The words have not spoken, Wang Quan felt suddenly at present one black, his whole person proceeds to fall down. 话还没说话,王泉忽然感觉眼前一黑,他整个人往前栽倒下去。 Indistinct within, he as if hears some people to shout itself at the chuckle. 隐约间,他似乎听到有人在轻笑着喊自己。 „Mr. Wang” “王先生” Waits to open again, he discovered that oneself is lying down on the sofa. 等再睁开的时候,他发现自己正躺在沙发上。 Has turned head, Ye Shengge is sitting is watching the television at the same time. 扭过头,叶笙歌正坐在一边看电视。 What a pity, is not the knee pillow. 可惜,不是膝枕。 Wang Quan sat to set out to rub the forehead, „this what situation?” 王泉坐起身揉了揉眉心,“这什么情况？” Ye Shengge switches off the television to sigh, good that „ Brother Quan, this strength do not use. I called to ask a moment ago under master, he said that...... this is deepening you by the possessed degree. 叶笙歌关掉电视叹了口气,“泉哥,这种力量你还是别用的好。我刚才打电话问了下师父,他说......这是在加深你被凭依的程度。 „If by completely possessed, will have what consequence you are clear.” “如果被完全凭依的话,会有什么后果你是明白的吧。” Wang Quan nodded. 王泉点点头。 This setting...... in the blonde silver eye elder sisters with 《Claymore》 is similar. 这种设定......跟《大剑》里的金发银眼姐姐们差不多。 The degree of strength use is deeper, oneself corroded more serious. 力量使用的程度越深,自身就会被侵蚀的越严重。 And finally, either „sent”, either the entire body was occupied by Demon Bird. 到了最后,要么“寄了”,要么整个身体都被罗刹鸟占据。 Regardless of which type is very fatal to Wang Quan. 无论哪一种对王泉来说都很致命。 In point root smoke, Wang Quan grinning. 点上根烟,王泉咧了咧嘴。 It seems like oneself this is more miserable than Jinchūriki, simply in F2P two riders with Kamen Rider. 看来自己这比人柱力还惨,简直就跟假面骑士里氪命的二骑似的。 But others two riders F2P will eat the setting to the later period mostly, oneself this is not good. 可人家二骑氪命大部分到了后期都会吃设定,自己这可不行啊。 „That what to do?” Wang Quan looks at front cosplay big chest long leg Daoist Nun, „this is the issue that your APP does, you do not solve to me are not good.” “那怎么办？”王泉看着面前的COSPLAY大胸长腿道姑,“这是你那APP搞出来的问题,你不给我解决可不行。” „I can have what means.” Ye Shengge does not know whether to laugh or cry. “我能有什么办法。”叶笙歌哭笑不得。 However she thought a stupid idea, „, or this, Brother Quan do you try blind date to match to have a look again? If by some chance became?” 不过她还是想了个馊主意,“要不这样,泉哥你再试着相亲匹配一下看看？万一成了呢？” „Where has the matter that talked nonsense, can this gadget also match twice?” Wang Quan turns on the cell phone conveniently, after looking at that on push news „76 -year-old person street random murder, escapes” news. “哪有那么扯淡的事情,这玩意儿还能匹配上两次的？”王泉顺手打开手机,看了眼推送新闻上的那条“七十六岁老人街头随机杀人后逃逸”的新闻。 „Really was the unprincipled person ages.” He knits the brows, then switched off the push point to open blind date APP to spend under the 9.9 point to match. “真是坏人变老了。”他皱了皱眉,然后关掉推送点开相亲APP花了九块九点下匹配。 After five seconds, he was shocked: 五秒钟后,他愣住了: „Cannot .....” “不会吧.....” Saw only 【Matching......】 on cell phone to turn: 只见手机上的【匹配中......】已经变成了: 【Matches successfully!】 【匹配成功！】 【Matches partner: Great Phoenix】 【匹配对象:大风】 【blind date location: Stormglen】 【相亲地点:风谷村】 Below is the guidance map. 下面是导航地图。 Wang Quan raised the head, look at each other in blank dismay with Ye Shengge. 王泉抬起头,跟叶笙歌面面相觑。