Wang Quan has a dream. 王泉做了个梦。 At out a gloomy Chinese style mansion bedroom his dream to oneself. 他梦到自己在一处阴森森的民国风公馆的卧房门外。 The bedroom front door is opening, in the room is sitting well the red wedding dress bride who sits a red gauze complex plane to the bed of front door on. 卧室大门开着,屋里正对着大门的床上端坐坐着一位红纱覆面的红嫁衣新娘。 Regardless of how Wang Quan shouted that she had not responded. 王泉无论怎么喊她都没反应。 Therefore Wang Quan wants to walk toward the room. 于是王泉就想往屋里走。 Regardless of but how to walk him unable to walk. 可无论怎么走他都走不进去。 But when he turns around to leave, actually discovered oneself cannot walk. 但当他转身想要离开的时候,却发现自己也走不出去。 On the contrary, the bed in that room also has to marry mother, as if left the front door near a point. 相反,那屋里的床还有嫁娘,似乎都离大门近了一点。 the next moment, Wang Quan awoke with a stifling urge to piss. 下一刻,王泉被尿憋醒。 Opens eyes, turned on a night of old electric fan still to transfer in zhīyou zhīyou. 睁开眼,是开了一夜的老电扇还在吱呦吱呦地转。 Sets out to go to the bathroom to flush out perspiration, before Wang Quan sat the computer, starting while is turning on the cell phone that blind date APP. 起身去卫生间冲掉身上的汗,王泉坐到了电脑前,一边开机一边翻着手机上那个相亲APP. 【Matches successfully!】 【匹配成功！】 【Matches partner: Demon Bird】 【匹配对象:罗刹鸟】 This is the information that above demonstrates. 这就是上面显示的信息。 Wang Quan remembered that dream of yesterday evening. 王泉想起了昨天晚上的那个梦。 Generally speaking, evening's dream wakes up after the next day will become very fuzzy. 一般来说,晚上的梦在第二天醒来以后会变得很模糊。 But Wang Quan that dream he can actually remember the clear each detail. 但王泉的那个梦他却能记得清每一个细节。 Moreover he still discovers a strange picture in the cell phone photo album. 而且他还在手机相册里发现一张奇怪的照片。 In picture he sits on dream the bed of that Chinese style bedroom. 照片里他就坐在梦中的那个民国风卧房的床上。 Smiled is very unharmonious. 笑的很不和谐。 But is only he alone, the picture is very strange. 但只是他一个人,画面就很诡异。 Demon Bird...... 罗刹鸟...... Wang Quan turns on the computer search engine to input these three characters conveniently, then presses down the carriage return. 王泉随手打开电脑搜索引擎输入这三个字,然后按下回车。 【Demon Bird, a birds monster who likes eating the human eye. It is said it is the corpse of gloomy exuberant place gasifies. Appearance likely gray crane, but is growing the white hook mouth and claw. This monster will turn into the beautiful female appearance to hide in human, is seeking for appropriate hunting partner.】 【罗刹鸟,一种喜欢吃人类眼睛的鸟类妖怪。据说它是阴气旺盛的地方的尸气化成的。样子像灰色的鹤,但长着白色的钩嘴和爪子。这种妖怪会变成美丽的女子样子隐藏在人类当中,寻找着合适的猎食对象。】 This is the views of encyclopedias. 这是百科的说法。 Below also mentioned source —— Yuan Mei’s 《What the Master Would Not Discuss》. 下面还提到了一个出处——袁枚的《子不语》。 According to the story said, the couple bows to Heaven and Earth to get married. 按照故事所说,有一对夫妻拜堂成亲。 When bride's sedan chair passed by a tomb, cold wind flew to transfer around the decorated sedan chair several times. 在新娘子的轿子路过一处坟墓的时候,有一阵阴风飞出来绕着花轿转了数次。 Before waiting till the hall, in the sedan chair actually went out of two exactly the same brides. 等到了堂前,轿子中却走出了两个一模一样的新娘。 Their wear, dress up, appearance and even the memory are completely same, cannot distinguish clearly the genuine and fake. 她们的穿着、装扮、长相乃至记忆都完全一样,让人根本分不清真假。 The bridegroom got up read corruptly thinks that both married, therefore after sending in nuptial chamber, Demon Bird can peck blind bridegroom new fuck eyes then to depart floating. 新郎起了贪念想两个都娶,于是在送入洞房之后,罗刹鸟会啄瞎新郎新娘的双眸然后飘然离去。 Is it possible that oneself this blind date partner is in the story „Demon Bird”? 莫非自己这个相亲对象就是故事中的“罗刹鸟”？ Outside the people mother this is! 人外娘啊这是！ Since determined is APP has the issue, that Wang Quan related concurrent job matchmaker big chest Little Daoist Nun Ye Shengge decisively. 既然确定了是APP有问题,那王泉就果断联系了兼职红娘大胸小道姑叶笙歌。 That side telephone puts through quickly: 那边电话很快接通: „What matter?” “什么事儿？” „Your APP has the issue.” “你APP有问题。” That side Little Daoist Nun originally lazy sound immediately vigilance: 那边小道姑原本慵懒的声音马上警觉起来: „I first reach an agreement, the blind date APP membership fee does not draw back oh, moreover you are the P in VIP.” “我先说好,相亲APP的会员费可是不退的噢,况且你还是VIP中P.” „Stop the rubbish! Comes at once my family! A half hour has not arrived at me to sue you!” “少废话！速来我家！半小时没到我就投诉你！” „okay okay I come and that's the end. First reaches an agreement, before return to secular life you cannot that anything I.” “行呗行呗我来就是了。先说好,在还俗之前你可不能那啥我。” Wang Quan nearly falls the cell phone, „few fucking idle talk! Urgently!” 王泉差点儿摔手机,“少特么废话！十万火急！” „But I am inundating to unfold, the admission ticket wants 45......” “可我在漫展来着,门票要四十五呢......” Wang Quan: „......” 王泉:“......” Deeply inspires, is suppressing the impulsion that falls the cell phone, Wang Quan clenches teeth saying: „Inundates the words of show/unfolds...... the Exhibition Center, treats honestly should not be moving! I come now.” 深吸一口气,强忍着摔手机的冲动,王泉咬牙道:“漫展的话......会展中心是吧,老实待着别动！我现在过来。” „Good dá” “好哒” Hangs up the telephone, Wang Quan deeply inspires for Earth warming again makes some insignificant contributions, then closes to leave with the boarding key. 挂断电话,王泉再度深吸一口气为地球变暖做出些许微不足道的贡献,然后拿上车钥匙关门离开。 ............ ............ Luoyang New District, in Exhibition Center. 洛阳新区,会展中心内。 Inundated the show/unfolds still to continue. 漫展仍在继续。 The performance in stage had ended temporarily, various group of photographers start to seek for in the heart satisfied cosplayer to start to photograph. 舞台上的表演暂时已经结束,各路摄影师都开始寻找心中满意的COSER开始拍摄。 Looks that cosplay Daoist Nun goddess hung up the telephone, Zhao Qing swallowed a saliva. 看着那位COS道姑的女神挂断电话,赵青咽了口口水。 The range estimate exceeds the 1.7m height, after first is raised , the outstanding big long leg, and waist black hair coiled a chignon to be fixed with a wooden hairpin in the top of the head, very personal white cloud pattern Daoist robe of one set of tailor, the black beam bunch lived in the waist. 目测超过一米七的身高,前凸后翘大长腿,及腰青丝在头顶绾了个发髻用一根木簪固定,一套剪裁的十分贴身的白色云纹道袍,墨色束腰束住腰身。 The phoenix eye willow-leaf eyebrows are joined to the lazy expression, in hand that ink interaction oiled paper umbrella...... 丹凤眼柳叶眉配上慵懒的表情,还有手中那把水墨相间油纸伞...... Zhao Qing can pledge, even if BCY in big god rank he of photographer with the micro blog, has not seen the makings, appearance and stature so perfect cosplayer! 赵青可以发誓,哪怕已经是半次元跟微博上大神级别的摄影师的他,也从没见过气质、外貌、身材如此完美的COSER！ This must ask seeking to expand friends list! 这必须求扩列！ Making a deep breath made the heart not jump is so quick, he installed to walk calmly, showed a charming smile: 做了个深呼吸让心脏别跳那么快,他强装镇定走了过去,露出一个帅气的微笑: „Hello, can I photograph to you?” “你好,我能给你拍张照吗？” Good-looking he had never been rejected over the past several years. 长相帅气的他过去几年从未被拒绝过。 Believes that this time is also same! 相信这次也是一样！ That Daoist Nun looks back, the expression is desolate. 那道姑回首,表情冷淡。 But she agreed that „Okay.” 但她还是同意了,“可以。” Really! 果然！ Zhao Qing nodded, starts to coordinate to suspend the Daoist Nun photograph of modeling. 赵青点点头,开始配合摆造型的道姑拍照。 Patted three continually, he thought that has not given full expression to be just about to continue to pat, the miss actually breaks him: „This, thanks.” 一连拍了三张,他觉得意犹未尽正要继续拍,那姑娘却打断他:“就这样吧,谢谢。” Zhao Qing has to stop, but he also has the next plan. 赵青不得不停下,不过他还有下一步计划。 „That anything, asking seeking to expand friends list I to complete to return to the chart later to you. Right, must have a look to pat how?” “那什么,求个扩列呗等我后期做完可以返图给你。对了,要不要看看拍的怎么样？” This is the second step of plan! Sought the contact method! 这就是计划的第二步！求联系方式！ That Daoist Nun walked to shoot a look at one, faintly said: „Pats also good, was worse than Brother Quan, deletes, excuse me.” 那道姑走过来瞥了一眼,淡淡道:“拍的还行,就是比泉哥差不少,删了吧,不好意思。” Zhao Qing hesitatingly said: „This...... actually does not need, I do do not collect fees later, moreover I believe few individuals can do is better than me. You go to BCY to search for Qing Xia, that is I.” 赵青迟疑道:“这......其实没必要的,我做后期不收费,而且我相信没几个人能做的比我好。你去半次元搜一下青夏,那个就是我。” Shouldn't...... the attitude why so desolate? 不应该啊......为什么态度这么冷淡？ Who is Brother Quan? 还有泉哥是谁？ He can only put forth last trick up sleeve —— to identify one's role when first coming on stage. 他只能使出撒手锏——自报家门。 But the response of goddess made him hoodwink the circle, „embarrassed, deleted. I do not play BCY.” 但女神的反应又让他蒙圈了,“不好意思,还是删了吧。我也不玩儿半次元。” The goddess called anything is not interested in BCY to him obviously. 女神显然对他在半次元叫什么不感兴趣。 Zhao Qing also wants to struggle, „did that ask seeking to expand friends list? Later has to inundate the show/unfolds also to leave together.” 赵青还想挣扎一下,“那求个扩列行吗？以后有漫展还可以一起出。” Daoist Nun knits the brows slightly, she is just about to open the mouth, hears some people to ask the issue behind: 道姑略微皱眉,她正要开口,就听到身后有人提出问题: „What is seeking to expand friends list? New internet slang of your young people?” “扩列是什么？你们年轻人的新网络用词？” Zhao Qing knits the brows, will scold this not to have the passer- by meaningful glance, saw the expression on goddess face by to transform instantaneously desolately joyfully. 赵青皱眉,正要呵斥这没眼色的路人,就看到女神脸上的表情瞬间由冷淡转变成了欣喜。 the next moment, leaves his only has a back of the head. 下一刻,留给他的只剩下一个后脑勺。 „Brother Quan! You come!” “泉哥！你来啦！” Brother Quan? Is this Brother Quan that the goddess said? 泉哥？这就是女神说的泉哥吗？ Zhao Qing suppressed is sizing up the past ill. 赵青强忍着不适打量过去。 Black suit pants, on foot brown leather shoes, what inside puts on is the white shirt, the shirt uppermost knot did not have the department, but also is combing a long hair combed straight back. 黑色西装西裤,脚上一双棕色皮鞋,里面穿的是白色衬衫,衬衫最上面的扣子还没系,还梳着一个背头。 This person grows gracefully, lets with a little slightly feel inferior for Zhao Qing of handsome fellow very much at least. 这个人长得很帅,最起码让同为帅哥的赵青都有点儿小自卑。 Does not lie in the appearance, but is the makings. 不在于长相,而是气质。 That mature brother's literary makings inundate the show/unfolds to be really incompatible with this. 那种成熟大哥哥的文艺气质跟这个漫展真的格格不入。 Come naturally is Wang Quan. 来的自然是王泉。 He has not cared about that young people look, but is stroking gently chin sizes up and down front Ye Shengge. 他没在意那小年轻的眼神,而是摩挲着下巴上下打量着面前的叶笙歌。 Little Daoist Nun turns circle, „attractive?” 小道姑转了个圈,“好看吗？” Wang Quan smacks the lips, „, having the ditch must be hot.” 王泉咂咂嘴,“可以的,有沟必火。” Zhao Qing: „......” 赵青:“......” This big brother good fucking to be greasy! 这大哥好特么油腻啊！ Why can this words calm saying? He not anxious? 为什么这种话能淡定的说出口？他都不会紧张的吗？ But he discovered brokenheartedly, the goddess is a smiling appearance. 但他心碎的发现,女神还是一副笑眯眯的样子。 He was more uncomfortable. 他更难受了。 More uncomfortable matter also in behind. 更难受的事情还在后面。 Saw only that suit male to pull out the cell phone to make a goddess picture, the clarity that Zhao Qing looked, that absolutely was the standard straight male photograph way! 只见那西装男掏出手机拍了张女神一张照片,赵青看的清楚,那绝对是标准的直男拍照方式！ The goddess height in picture turned into 1.5m from 1.7m toward on directly! Ray and so on draws the hip! 照片里的女神身高从一米七朝上直接变成了一米五！还有光线之类的更是拉胯！ The goddess is she...... unexpectedly very very satisfied?! 可是女神她......竟然特别满意？！ Under the Zhao Qing complex look gaze, Ye Shengge has taken a Wang Quan cell phone beautiful face, then issued itself with joy: 在赵青复杂的眼神注视下,叶笙歌拿过王泉手机一阵美颜,然后喜滋滋地发给了自己: „Good that Brother Quan you pat” “还是泉哥你拍的好” Zhao Qing: „......” 赵青:“......” „Stop the rubbish, catches up to follow close on me to walk, me is urgently!” Wang Quan may have no interest in patting anything to inundate the show/unfolds, he turns around to walk. “少废话,赶紧跟我走,我这边儿可是十万火急！”王泉可没兴趣拍什么漫展,他转身就要走。 By chance at this time he to Zhao Qing complex look. 恰巧这时候他对上了赵青复杂的眼神。 Stares slightly, Wang Quan doubtfully spoke: „Who is this little brother? Your friend?” 微微一愣,王泉疑惑道:“这小老弟是谁？你朋友？” Ye Shengge scratched their face cheek, look doubts, and is vacant, „did not know, a photograph. Walks quickly walks quickly! You do not have the matter to look for me!” 叶笙歌挠挠脸颊,眼神疑惑且茫然,“不认识,一个拍照的吧。快走快走！你不是有事儿找我嘛！” Then, she draws Wang Quan to walk. 说罢,她拉着王泉就走。 Zhao Qing expression numb followed on the heels quietly the Exhibition Center. 赵青表情麻木的悄悄跟在后面出了会展中心。 Then...... he saw two people to board a BMW. 然后......他看到两人上了辆宝马。 Is breathing the exhaust of BMW, he turns on the camera to save, looks at the above perfect goddess. 呼吸着宝马的尾气,他打开相机存储,看着上面完美的女神。 Silent long time, he deeply attracted an exhaust, shivered was erasing the picture. 沉默良久,他又深深吸了口尾气,颤抖着删掉了照片。