The yamas, Annan Xiu are listening to the Li Luyou lecture of «Journey To The West» story are finding, but he as the terrifying, dreads with the fierce symbolic significance, Annan Xiu also clear......, although in the story the yama's by scared shitless of monkey lesson, was shed bitter tears. 阎王,安南秀是在听李路由讲《西游记》的故事是了解的,但是他作为恐怖,畏惧和凶恶的象征意义,安南秀也清楚……尽管故事里阎王被猴子教训的屁滚尿流,痛哭流涕。 „You said before this words, has thought that since «Beats Princess» in the female No. 2 secure Xiaoxiu prototype is I, then in my book, who the prototype of leading lady can be?” Annan Xiu closes one's eyes deeply inspires, opens the double pupil slowly, looks at Xu Xiaosi tranquilly. “你说这种话之前,有没有想过,既然《殴打公主》里的女二号安小秀原型是我,那么我的书里,女主角的原型又会是谁？”安南秀闭着眼睛深吸了一口气,缓缓睁开双眸,平静地看着徐晓思。 Xu Xiaosi in this flash considered that this issue, edits as an occupation, she has read draft many, the work role more or less has the shadow of author in inside, or is certain realistic prototypes, is the striking root in the hearts of the people role is so, but she also never has truly relates to consider the issue the work role and author together, after all now few writes the autobiographical novel personally. 徐晓思在这一瞬间才考虑这个问题,作为一个职业编辑,她看过的稿子许许多多,作品角色或多或少有作者的影子在里边,或者是某些现实原型,越是深入人心的角色越是如此,可是她也从来没有真正把作品角色和作者联系到一起来考虑问题,毕竟现在没几个人写自传体小说了。 But the Annan Xiu novel...... Xu Xiaosi looks at her pair of lonely pupil, as if saw suddenly secure Xiaoxiu from «Beats Princess» in walks, but she will become leading lady slow Li Zi to go facing this terrifying woman early. 可是安南秀的小说……徐晓思看着她那双冷清的眸子,一刹那间仿佛看到了安小秀从《殴打公主》里走出来,而她将早成为女主角徐李子去面对这个恐怖的女人。 Those who make one not contain to tremble, secure Xiaoxiu of enough terrifying has also unified «Beat the Younger sister» leading lady, understands this truth, Xu Xiaosi thought suddenly in the winter has not gone far away. 更让人不含而颤的是,已经足够恐怖的安小秀还结合了《殴打妹妹》女主角,明白了这个道理,徐晓思忽然觉得冬天并没有远去。 „Isn't your oneself?” The work role eventually is the work role, like her does not believe that some people will say that extremely arrogant words, she does not believe that present little girl really has the role in book that fearful, Xu Xiaosi thought the oneself view was somewhat harebrained, actually also cared uselessly. “不会也是你自己吧？”作品角色终究是作品角色,就像她不相信有人会说那种狂妄的话,她也不相信眼前的小女孩真的有书中的角色那一可怕,徐晓思只是觉得自己刚才的说法有些冒失,却也没用太在意了。 „Yes, is I. Devil? Female yama?” Annan Xiu is sneering, „as far as I know, the devil seizes others 's soul, the yama gathers others 's life, since I am the devil and female yama, your soul and life, gives me together.” “是啊,就是我。恶魔？女阎王？”安南秀冷笑着,“据我所知,恶魔攫取他人的灵魂,阎王收取他人的生命,既然我是恶魔和女阎王,把你的灵魂和生命,一起交给我吧。” Was saying Annan Xiu puts out a hand, Li Luyou is quick of eye and hand, grabbed her hand hastily, is not careful overturns the tea before body. 说着安南秀就伸出了手,李路由眼疾手快,连忙抓住了她的手,不小心就把身前的茶水打翻。 Xu Xiaosi is tidying up the tea, while looks at two people bewilderedly. 徐晓思一边收拾着茶水,一边莫名其妙地看着两个人。 „She insulted me!” “她侮辱我！” The little girl sound is not loud, but sounds like the scream, has hysteria and hot tempered of puberty that this age young girl is in sole possession. 小女孩的声音并不大,但是听起来像尖叫,有着这个年纪少女独有的歇斯底里和青春期似的暴躁。 „Others are only the storytelling!” “人家只是说书！” The young man grasped her small waist, her waist is very thin, therefore his another hand embraced her chest, he as if did not evade to touch girl's place, but that little girl has not realized this point. 年轻男人抱住了她的小腰,她的腰很细,所以他另一只手揽住了她的胸口,他似乎并不避讳触碰到女孩子的这个地方,而那个小女孩也一点没有意识到这一点。 Guardians? By guardian? 监护人？被监护人？ „I must kill her!” “我也要杀了她！” little girl foot kicks randomly, seems like flustered and exasperated, this flustered and exasperated does not aim at Xu Xiaosi, seem like in view of behind young man, seemed spoiled the child, is unpleasant flies into a rage. 小女孩的脚一阵乱踢,看起来气急败坏,这种气急败坏并非针对徐晓思,倒像是针对身后的年轻男人,仿佛一个被宠坏了的小孩子,一点不如意就暴跳如雷。 „Can you often not shout that hits to shout "kill"?” “你能不能别动不动就喊打喊杀？” Xu Xiaosi looks that little girl starts to tear the face of young man, but the young man also patted unrestrained/no trace of politeness on her buttocks, then little girl stands on the tea table aggressively jumps toward the young man on, the young man is looking angrily at her, but that under squatted the appearance that and stretched out the arms actually to betray him slightly, he did not dare from the start, whatever she jumped madly at will, can only cautiously then she, whatever she jumped to the oneself bosom takes the chaotic hammer of small fist on his shoulder. 徐晓思看着小女孩开始撕扯年轻男人的脸,而年轻男人也毫不客气地在她的屁股上拍了一下,然后小女孩凶悍地站在茶几上就往年轻男人身上跳,年轻男人怒视着她,可是那微微下蹲和张开双臂的样子却出卖了他,他压根就不敢任由她随意乱跳,只能小心翼翼地接着她,任由她跳到自己怀里拿着小拳头在他肩膀上乱锤。 Xu Xiaosi is somewhat helpless , the somewhat curious these two people are anything relate, feeling that a little young lover deliberately creates trouble, but the age differs a little in a big way, the guardian...... that can only have the brother and sister of blood relationship let alone, after all the young man of this age legally was not allowed to adopt this young girl. 徐晓思有些无奈,又有些好奇这两个人到底是什么关系,有点小情侣胡闹的感觉,可是年龄相差有点大,更何况还是监护人……那就只能是有血缘关系的兄妹了,毕竟这个年纪的年轻男人在法律上是不被允许收养这种少女的。 Xu Xiaosi is suddenly enlighted, since this little girl is female role chromogen in two book, this young man is actors in two book? Although in two books some description differences of actor, but roughly could not miss many...... 徐晓思恍然大悟,既然这个小女孩就是两本书里的女角色原型,难道这个年轻男人就是两本书里的男主角？虽然两本书里男主角的描述有些差别,但是大体是差不了多少的…… Also said that this little girl and this young man are really the lover relate, little girl Annan Xiu is book the little sister-in-law in that underage! 也就说这个小女孩和这个年轻男人真的是情侣关系,小女孩安南秀就是书里的那个未成年的小嫂子！ Such discovery makes Xu Xiaosi stare dumbfounded, 这样的发现让徐晓思瞠目结舌, Sees two person noisy fierce, Xu Xiaosi leans the body, avoidance is making two people discover that left the reception room. Two people noticed Xu Xiaosi to leave, Annan Xiu loosened hand that is entraining the Li Luyou shoulder. 看到两个人吵闹的厉害,徐晓思侧着身子,避免让两人发现地离开了会客室。两个人注意到了徐晓思离开了,安南秀松开了拽着李路由肩膀的手。 „Your more and more likely vixen.” Li Luyou put her, said ill-humoredly, oneself and Annan Xiu noisy be used to it, but falls to others eyes is a matter? Was just trained, when Xu Xiaosi is the air...... Annan Xiu definitely works as not exist(ence) Xu Xiaosi in any case. “你越来越像个泼妇。”李路由把她放了下来,没好气地说道,自己和安南秀闹习惯了,只是落到别人眼里是怎么一回事？也罢,刚刚被调教完毕,就当徐晓思是空气吧……反正安南秀肯定是把徐晓思当不存在的。 „I have not sprinkled her face tea.” The Annan Xiu knitting the brows head, regretted very much a substantive lesson has not left Xu Xiaosi, she should sprinkle the tea to come a moment ago, such perhaps Li Luyou prevents without enough time, is not good, Li Luyou prevented. “我又没有泼她一脸茶。”安南秀皱了皱眉头,很后悔一点实质性的教训也没有留给徐晓思,她刚才应该泼茶来着,那样说不定李路由都来不及阻止,也不行,李路由阻止得了。 Li Luyou this bastard, annoying, Annan Xiu thinks resentfully, decided did not like him in one minute. 李路由这个混蛋,烦人,安南秀忿忿不平地想,决定在一分钟之内不喜欢他了。 „Do you also want to publish? Others are an editor, although this matter definitely must through the editor-in-chief, but you this closes cannot pass, do you also want to publish books?” Li Luyou consoles to say. “你还想不想出版了？人家是编辑,虽然这事肯定还得通过总编,但你连她这一关都过不去,你还想出书？”李路由劝解道。 Annan Xiu looks up the hanging watch on wall, but also in one minute, pays no attention to him. 安南秀抬头看着墙上的挂表,还在一分钟之内,不理他。 „Spoke...... Li Luyou to discover that with you” she is focusing on the table, perplexed. “和你说话呢……”李路由发现她紧盯着表,不明所以。 Annan Xiu kept silent, after crossing for one minute, turned the head slowly: „Is she makes me discuss that if not publish to me, I opened this building, the summon bottom bubbling spring, connects the open sea, explodes a lake here, buries them feeds the shark here.” 安南秀默不作声,过了一分钟之后才慢慢转过头来:“是她让我来谈的,如果不给我出版,我就拆了这栋楼,召唤地底涌泉,连接外海,把这里炸成一片湖,将他们所有人都埋在这里喂鲨鱼。” Li Luyou patted the forehead, has a headache visits her, swung the finger weak, „you are not the devil, you are the destiny goddess.” 李路由拍了拍额头,头疼地看着她,无力地摇了摇手指,“你不是恶魔,你是命运女神。” „What thing is destiny goddess? She can change my destiny, enabling me in the winter also every day to eat sugar popsicle? If cannot, that have nothing greatly.” Annan Xiu not spare a glance said. “命运女神又是什么东西？她能改变我的命运,让我冬天也可以每天吃白糖冰棒吗？如果不能,那也没有什么了不起的。”安南秀不屑一顾地说道。 „You thought that in the winter every day can eat sugar popsicle is very extraordinary?” “你觉得冬天每天能吃白糖冰棒就很了不起了？” „That naturally......, because I cannot achieve now, you cannot I eat!” Annan Xiu stared Li Luyou one. “那当然……因为我现在就做不到,你不许我吃！”安南秀瞪了李路由一眼。 „Destiny goddess truly does not have any greatly...... you look like the destiny goddess, lies in who runs into you, what life is useless, the riches and honor life, leads the life, threatens painstakingly, the beggar life, the common life, will turn into the unlucky life, died incautiously.” Li Luyou deep is so nods, at the same time burnt to save the achievement of the world and satisfies, wants if initially were not oneself gave shelter to Annan Xiu, whatever she on Earth swayingly, referred to uncertain these two years passing, human really turned into the low organism. “命运女神确实没有什么了不起的……你之所以像命运女神,就在于谁遇到你,什么命都没用,富贵命啊,领导命啊,苦逼命啊,乞丐命啊,寻常命啊,都会变成倒霉命,一不小心就死掉了。”李路由深以为然地点头,一边燃烧起些拯救了世界的成就和满足来,想当初如果不是自己收留了安南秀,任由她在地球上晃晃悠悠,指不定这两年过去了,人类真的都变成低等生物了。 „Nonsense.” Annan Xiu frowns discontentedly, the threat looks at Li Luyou: „You run into me, is hapless?” “废话。”安南秀不满地皱起了眉头,威胁地看着李路由:“你遇到我,也算倒霉？” „If you can kiss my now, is not unlucky.” Li Luyou decided that did not reason with her, without the method and she reasons with, Annan Xiu can only with coaxing. “如果你现在能够亲我一下,就不算倒霉。”李路由决定不和她讲理了,没有法子和她讲理,安南秀还是只能用哄的。 „The kiss of destiny goddess is casual can deliver?” Annan Xiu saw that Li Luyou wants her to kiss him on own initiative, is somewhat self-satisfied. “命运女神的吻是随便就可以送出去的吗？”安南秀看到李路由主动要她吻他,有些得意起来。 „But I am a lucky fellow who the destiny goddess cares, is different from others.” Li Luyou happily said extraordinarily. “可我是命运女神眷顾的幸运儿啊,和别人不一样。”李路由得意非凡地说道。 „You also know.” Annan Xiu snort/hum, was somewhat satisfactory. “你也知道啊。”安南秀哼了一声,有些满意。 „Right...... kisses/intimate one, like this I was the world's luckiest person.” Li Luyou was saying lets the lines that the person wants to spit disgustingly, but looks at present complacent little girl, feeling that actually one type reveals heartfeltly. “对啊……亲一个吧,这样我就是世界上最幸运的人了。”李路由说着肉麻的让人想吐的台词,但是看着眼前得意洋洋的小女孩,却有一种由衷吐露的感觉。 „Good, the destiny goddess makes you the world's luckiest person!” “好吧,命运女神让你成为世界上最幸运的人！” Annan Xiu instead hugs the big tyrannosaurus ant after behind, bends over, kisses the cheeks of Li Luyou gently, leaves behind one wet mark. 安南秀把大霸王龙蚂蚁反抱在身后,弯腰低头,轻轻地吻了吻李路由的脸颊,留下一个浅浅的湿痕。 After kissing, discovered that Li Luyou is looking at oneself, handle with care kissed the later Annan Xiu feeling to be somewhat shy, raised the head lightly snort/hum, has turned the head not spare a glance no longer to look at Li Luyou. 吻完之后,发现李路由在看着自己,慎重其事地亲吻之后安南秀感觉有些羞涩,抬起头来轻哼了一声,又转过头去不屑一顾地不再看李路由。 „Goddess, we discuss now well the practical problem of your book, we are not noisy.” Li Luyou is holding Annan Xiu, has such small girlfriend, is really takes 12 the patience, good oneself has exercised, bringing Li Zi not to bear the temper to be busy at work these things that the child was not handling patiently? “女神,现在我们好好谈一谈你这本书的现实问题,我们不闹了。”李路由抱着安南秀,有这么一个小女朋友,真的是需要十二分的耐心啊,还好自己早就锻炼出来了,带着李子可不也是耐着性子忙活着小孩子原本根本不耐烦做的那些事情？ „You said.” The Annan Xiu knitting the brows head, set the clever appearance quickly, but really does not want to make what clever obedient Your Highness Princess, but was being hugged by Li Luyou, Annan Xiu most time moods and feelings will be very good. “你说吧。”安南秀还是皱了皱眉头,很快又做出了乖巧的样子,不过不是真的想做个什么乖巧听话的公主殿下,只是被李路由抱着,安南秀绝大多数时候心情和感觉都会很不错。 „You are the advanced species...... others are the low organism, this doesn't have the issue?” Li Luyou asked. “你是高等生物……其他人都是低等生物,这点没有问题吧？”李路由问道。 „I allow you to be only lower than me.” Annan Xiu thinks highly of Li Luyou to say very much. “我允许你只比我低一点点。”安南秀很看得起李路由地说道。 „But also does not fall into the same ranking. You after all are the advanced species, you have also said that between the advanced species and low organism have the insurmountable gap, the advanced species try to understand the low organism, or the low organism understanding advanced species, are very difficult matter.” Li Luyou does best to convince, because he discovered that today's matter is very easy to turn greatly troublesome, the wound and innocent person, Li Luyou or oneself use energy to comfort her. “可还不是一个等级的。你毕竟是高等生物,你也说过,高等生物和低等生物之间有不可逾越的鸿沟,无论是高等生物试图理解低等生物,又或者低等生物理解高等生物,都是非常困难的事情。”李路由苦口婆心,因为他发现今天的事情很容易变成大麻烦,伤及无辜,李路由还是自己费点劲来安抚她吧。 The most important thing is, Li Luyou thought that her book publication is really not the good deed, because the Annan Xiu goal is not definitely able to be achieved, the matter was when the time comes more troublesome. 最重要的是,李路由觉得她的书出版真不是好事,因为安南秀的目的肯定无法达到,到时候事情就更麻烦了。 „Nonsense, but this is the fact.” Annan Xiu nods. “废话,不过这是事实。”安南秀点了点头。 „Therefore, the cognition between both presents the difference is also understandable...... your book, absolutely does not have the issue, what you described was a gentleness, good, graceful, beautiful, natural, tolerant Your Highness Princess, was the best sister-in-law and wife, was in our low organism eye, because is unable to understand your advanced species the description way, therefore understood that mean-spirited, the broker evil woman of envy, this point should you expect?” “所以呢,两者之间的认知出现差别也是可以理解的……你的书,完全没有问题,你描写的是一个温柔,善良,优雅,美丽,大方,宽容的公主殿下,是最最最好的嫂子和妻子,可是在我们低等生物眼里,因为无法理解你这只高等生物的描述方式,所以理解成了小气,嫉妒的市侩恶俗女人,这一点你应该早已经预料到了吧？” „Un.” The Annan Xiu unwilling heart nods, but wants her to acknowledge that oneself had not considered this point that is impossible. “嗯。”安南秀不甘心地点了点头,但要她承认自己没有考虑过这一点那是绝不可能的。 „In this case, if your book were published, because everyone is unable to understand, saw Your Highness Princess that spent to regard the villain our gentle good graceful beautiful natural tolerant being liked by everybody flower, you have not fully achieved to attack the Li Zi goal, instead encouraged the self-satisfaction of Li Zi? Li Zi that because the low organism will describe to you are full of the favorable impression.” Li Luyou is worried is this, „, therefore, we did not publish this book simply.” “在这种情况下,如果你的书出版了,大家因为无法理解,都把我们温柔善良优雅美丽大方宽容人见人爱花见花开的公主殿下当成了反派,那你不是完全没有达到打击李子的目的,反而助长了李子的得意？因为低等生物会对你描述的李子充满好感。”李路由担心的就是这个,“所以,我们干脆还是不出版这本书了吧。” „You said was correct I to decide very much, since ideology issue between the advanced species and low organism were hard to span, I must think that other means were solved.” Annan Xiu looks at Li Luyou to say. “你说的很有道我决定了,既然高等生物和低等生物之间的意识形态问题难以跨越,那我就必须想到别的办法来解决。”安南秀看着李路由说道。 „Good, what means did you think of?” Li Luyou relaxes, moreover does not need to be worried the matter that probably a long time she writes, must let Annan Xiu after all really the tone and thought like average person describes a story, simply is impossible. “好,你想到什么办法了？”李路由松了一口气,而且大概在很长一段时间里都不用担心她写书的事情了,毕竟要让安南秀真的像普通人那样的语气和思维来描述一个故事,简直是不可能的。 „I cannot to attack Li Banzhuang purely make oneself reduce the level, tries to understand that low organism thought and narrative way, this is the meaningless matter, moreover wastes the time.” Annan Xiu wrote the first volume to think that has wasted the own life very much, she had reduced the big measure landlord, looked at the ant, as well as looked at the time of television. “我不能单纯地为打击李半妆而使得自己降低层次,去试图理解低等生物的思维和叙事方式,这是毫无意义的事情,而且浪费时间。”安南秀写了第一集就觉得已经很浪费自己的生命了,她已经减少了大量斗地主,看蚂蚁,以及看电视的时间了。 „Right.” Li Luyou supporting speaker is echoing her. “对。”李路由捧哏似的附和着她。 „Therefore, the simplest way is you writes a book.” Annan Xiu somewhat is slightly self-satisfied, oneself always so solves all problems easily. “所以呢,最简单的办法就是你来写一本书。”安南秀略微有些得意,自己总是如此轻而易举地解决一切问题。 „I?” Li Luyou rudely awakens, if we had known rather makes her kick up a fuss, then hugged her to jump the window to run finished up, finally oneself tried to solve the problem gentle, actually drew fire. “我？”李路由后悔莫及,早知道宁可让她大吵大闹,然后抱着她跳窗户跑了就完事了,结果自己试图平和地解决问题,却引火上身。 „Un, because the average person can definitely understand that your thought and narrative way, the thing that you write although often is not worth mentioning, but is meeting the requirement of the matter I must make.” Annan Xiu twists the brow to think tightly: „Your comp book book called «My wife Is Princess»!” “嗯,因为普通人肯定能够理解你的思维和叙事方式,你写的东西虽然往往不值一提,但正符合了我要做的这件事情的要求。”安南秀紧拧着眉头想了想:“你就写本书叫《我的老婆是公主》！” Li Luyou sighs, does Annan Xiu give the name the level not to savor as always, making him write a book? Li Luyou headache. 李路由叹了一口气,安南秀取名字的水准还是一如既往地毫无品味,让他来写书？李路由头痛不已。 …… …… …… …… This is very suitable to work as the final big result. 这一段很适合当最后的大结局啊。 Naturally, now is also far from the result time, now summer flower/spend has more time and energy terminates «Princess» well. 当然,现在还远没有到结局的时候,现在夏花有更多的时间和精力来好好完结《公主》。