MWP :: Volume #9

#884: Human and animals harmless Annan Xiu

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When Annan Xiu has not requested Li Luyou to complete, how also without requesting him to write, looks like in Annan Xiu, this did not need her saying that oneself in Li Luyou eye, was naturally perfect, he described should also be that perfect that the low organism can understand. 安南秀没有要求李路由什么时候完成,也没有要求他怎么写,在安南秀看来,这都是无需她多说的,在李路由眼里的自己,自然是完美无缺的,他描述的也应该是低等生物们能够理解的那种完美无缺。 But after Li Luyou since the high school finished, has not written the thing of lengthy speech, the Chinese of over 2000 characters are few, Annan Xiu must make him write the novel, is really awkward. 可是李路由自从高中结束后,就没有写过长篇大论的东西,超过两千字的中文都很少,安南秀要让他写小说,实在为难。 Writes the novel not to have a story, a creativity, how many prototype characters can start to write, this is not a simple matter, the program, the fine lace, the advancement and relaxing of plot, character's the control of description and to their personality and behavior, the expectation of reader, the thing that needs to consider...... a Li Luyou experience did not have, how to write? 写小说可不是有一个故事,一个创意,几个原型人物就可以开始写的,这不是件简单的事情,大纲,细线,故事情节的推进和缓和,人物的描述和对他们性格和行为的控制,还有读者的预期,都是需要考虑的东西……李路由一点经验也没有,怎么去写？ If writes to Annan Xiu looked, Li Luyou is at the worst disgusting, when the love letter writes, but looks at the meaning of Annan Xiu, him to publish...... is a book publication such easy matter? Must meet the requirements of publication is not easy. 如果只是写给安南秀看,李路由大不了肉麻兮兮地当情书来写,可是看安南秀的意思,是要他出版的啊……一本书出版是这么容易的事情吗？要达到出版的要求可不容易啊。 „Good, I try.” Li Luyou sighs finally, complied encouragingly. Does not comply, this matter has not ended, complies, is all right to oneself looks for a job. “好吧,我试试吧。”李路由最后叹了一口气,勉为其难地答应了。不答应吧,这事没完,答应吧,也是没事给自己找事。 „Hou...... humph......” Annan Xiu sneers, „that my own book is not published, Li Banzhuang, how I look at you happily.” “嚯……嚯……”安南秀冷笑起来,“那我自己的书就不出版了,李半妆,我看你还怎么得意。” Some Li Luyou doubts, her book cannot leave, how also did she obtain the appearance of victory? However he will not stir up trouble, did not ask that she is why self-satisfied. 李路由有些疑惑,她的书出不了了,怎么还一副她取得了胜利的样子？不过他是不会去挑事的,也不问她为什么得意。 „I know that you are unable to understand.” Thought that Annan Xiu actually saw through Li Luyou: „I, since decides, will not change, therefore you do not need to worry that makes me continue because of the own question, Li Banzhuang is unable the self-satisfied reason to be very simple, she can only write «Beats Princess», but won't you always write «My wife for her Are Younger sister»?” “我知道你无法理解。”安南秀却一眼看穿了李路由的念头:“我既然下了决心,就不会改变,所以你不需要担心因为自己的疑问而让我继续下去,李半妆无法得意的原因很简单,她只能写一本《殴打公主》,但是你总不会为她写一本《我的老婆是妹妹》吧？” This Li Luyou sincerity does not have the method to write, Li Luyou sighs, the means that Annan Xiu wins are really simple direct, from the start does not need oneself to strive, Li Luyou can imagine when Annan Xiu told Li Zi her self-satisfied vigor, how when the time comes should oneself comfort Li Zi? Really has a headache. 这个李路由真心没法子写,李路由叹了一口气,安南秀获胜的办法真是简单直接,压根就不需要自己出力,李路由可以想象到安南秀告诉李子时她的那股得意劲,到时候自己又该怎么安抚李子呢？真是头痛。 Knew after Annan Xiu does not sign, Xu Xiaosi was actually startled there, Annan Xiu the book can actually be published, Xu Xiaosi has certain consideration, will otherwise not make Annan Xiu come, after leaving a moment ago, she asked the editor-in-chief to confirm, decided that can with «Beat Princess» takes the companion volume to promote, let alone both authors were the true beautiful young girls, to this style ability and beautiful woman, regardless of wrote how, so long as planned appropriately, worried that sold does not publish books? If can promote two star authoresses all of a sudden, not only will provide the huge benefit to the publishing house, Xu Xiaosi can definitely become the heavyweight editor in publishing house. 得知安南秀不签约之后,徐晓思却是惊在了那里,安南秀的这本书其实是可以出版的,徐晓思已经有了一定的考虑,不然也不会让安南秀过来,刚才离开后她去找总编确认了一下,决定可以和《殴打公主》作为姐妹篇推出,更何况两位作者都是真正的美少女,就冲着这份文笔才气和美女,不论书写的怎么样,只要策划得当,还愁卖不出书？如果能够一下子推出两位明星女作者,不仅会给出版社带来巨大的好处,徐晓思完全可以一跃成为出版社的重量级编辑。 Xu Xiaosi has not thought completely two people create a disturbance after a while , the matter turned into this appearance, sees the matter as if completely without the favorable turn, Xu Xiaosi is annoyed, these two from the start would have no publishing books to be serious, do they know that how many author such opportunities has to wish for earnestly? 徐晓思完全没有想到两个人打闹一阵子之后事情就变成了这幅样子,看到事情似乎完全没有转机,徐晓思不禁恼火,这两人压根就没有把出书当回事,他们知不知道有多少作者这样的机会求之不得？ Does not go to manage Xu Xiaosi to think anything, after Li Luyou and Annan Xiu left the publishing house, put out the matter of publishing books. 不去管徐晓思在想什么,李路由和安南秀离开了出版社后就把出书的事情置之脑后了。 „Weather is quite hot.” Annan Xiu is hugging the furry big tyrannosaurus ant, stands under the sunlight, is looking at the Li Luyou sigh. “天气好热啊。”安南秀抱着毛茸茸的大霸王龙蚂蚁,站在阳光下,望着李路由感叹。 „You moisten one's lips with the tongue again, otherwise I do not know that you want to eat popsicle.” Now can hot? Now has passed the hottest time, has not arrived let alone now needs to sigh truly weather hot time, Li Luyou smiles, understands her thoughts. “你再舔舔嘴唇,不然我不知道你是想吃冰棒了。”现在能有多热？现在已经过了最热的时候了,更何况现在还没有到真正需要感叹天气热的时候,李路由笑了笑,明白她的心思。 „Since you know what I am thinking, is actually not put into action, Li Luyou......” Annan Xiu is pursing the lips to be angry, „you thought maintained this idle attitude to me is the indifferent matter?” “既然你都知道了我在想什么,却不付诸行动,李路由……”安南秀抿着嘴生气,“你是不是觉得对我保持这种懈怠的态度已经是无所谓的事情了？” Although said that but after Li Luyou buys popsicle, Annan Xiu smiled, is narrowing the eye, stretched out the tongue to lick sugar popsicle, satisfactory what...... regretted was Li Luyou also licked, 尽管这么说,可是在李路由买来冰棒后,安南秀还是笑了起来,眯着眼睛,伸出舌头舔了舔白糖冰棒,美美的……遗憾的是李路由也舔了一下, Let her have to taste his saliva flavor indirectly. Nearby the publishing house is the business street, Li Luyou prepares to buy a baby for Consort Mi, goes with Annan Xiu. 让她不得不间接地尝到了他口水的味道。出版社附近就是商业街,李路由准备去给宓妃买个娃娃,就和安南秀一起去。 „Weak little girl will like having a baby.” Annan Xiu not spare a glance said. “幼稚的小女孩才会喜欢抱着娃娃。”安南秀不屑一顾地说道。 Li Luyou visits her unthinkably. 李路由匪夷所思地看着她。 Annan Xiu looked down the own big tyrannosaurus ant, then continued not to spare a glance. 安南秀低头看了看自己的大霸王龙蚂蚁,然后继续不屑一顾。 „Do you feel all right?” Li Luyou could not bear say finally, why can this person so exclude her oneself naturally from the object and behavior that she censured? “你好意思？”李路由终于忍不住说了,这人为什么能够如此理所当然地把她自己排除在她非议的对象和行为外？ „This is the big tyrannosaurus ant, in the future will become my strongest summoned beast, is far in excess of you and that is only stupid the crab.” Annan Xiu is pointing at the own stuffed animal: „It was not being held sleeping by weak little girl, or throws the baby who discards.” “这是大霸王龙蚂蚁,将来会成为我最强大的召唤兽,远远超越你和那只蠢螃蟹。”安南秀指着自己的毛绒玩具:“它可不是被幼稚小女孩抱着睡觉,或者丢来丢去的娃娃。” Li Luyou shakes the head, he never knows that this big tyrannosaurus ant besides being used to hug is sleeping also has is lost to discard beside has anything to affect. 李路由摇了摇头,他从来不知道这只大霸王龙蚂蚁除了用来抱着睡觉还有被丢来丢去之外有什么作用。 „This, seems like a panda, actually it is a panda.” Annan Xiu points at a rag doll to say. “这个,看起来像一只熊猫,其实它是只猫熊。”安南秀指着一个布偶说道。 „Panda and aren't panda an animal?” Li Luyou is frowning, „Taiwan people called the panda, were you energetic Taiwan people?” “猫熊和熊猫不是一种动物吗？”李路由皱着眉头,“台湾人才叫猫熊,你是精神台湾人？” „Naturally was not an animal. The panda seems like the comparison to look like the bear, the panda seems like the comparison to look like the cat, this is they biggest difference.” Annan Xiu definitely said. “当然不是一种动物了。熊猫看起来比较像熊,猫熊看起来比较像猫,这就是它们最大的区别。”安南秀肯定地说道。 „Good, you are right.” Li Luyou did not argue with her, gave up this rag doll. “好吧,你是对的。”李路由不和她争辩,也放弃了这个布偶。 „This, it should be dragon beast.” Annan Xiu points at a rag doll to say. “这个,它应该是一只龙兽。”安南秀又指着一个布偶说道。 „This is...... oh...... this is Obama!” Li Luyou shakes the head, cannot select the baby according to fondness of Annan Xiu to Consort Mi. “这是……唉……这是奥巴马！”李路由摇了摇头,不能按照安南秀的喜好给宓妃挑娃娃。 „This is the small dark horse, is not US President.” The sales clerks feel unthinkable in the one side, do these two person brains have the issue? The eye has the issue. “这是小黑马,不是美国总统。”店员在一旁觉得匪夷所思,这两个人脑子有问题？还是眼睛有问题。 „Black horse, called Obama.” Li Luyou explained to the sales clerk. “黑色的马,就叫奥巴马。”李路由向店员解释。 Finally Li Luyou chose one common, the girls choose most Kety cats, originally wants to choose Teddy bear, but Li Luyou remembered Li Zi, therefore chose the cat, Consort Mi little darling, like cat. 最后李路由选择了一只最常见,女孩子们选择最多的凯蒂猫,本来想选泰迪熊的,但是李路由想起了李子,所以还是选择了猫,宓妃乖乖的,像猫。 Leaves the toy store, two people arrive at the underground station to be about to go home, wait for time Li Luyou of subway to read the news, what broadcasting is that two crazy little girl news. 离开玩具店,两个人来到地铁站准备回家,等地铁的时候李路由看着新闻,正在播放的是那两个疯狂小女孩的新闻。 Originally after that two crazy little girl snatched the police, had not been caught, because snatches the police vehicle is very serious illegal activity, is egregious, therefore two little girl, the city bureau still makes various area various street public security stations additionally appoint the police forces to seize even rapidly, but does not have the result. 原来那两个疯狂小女孩抢了警察以后并没有被抓到,因为抢警车本身就是非常严重的违法行为,性质恶劣,所以即使是两个小女孩,市局依然让各区各街道公安派出所迅速加派警力抓捕,可是却没有结果。 Afterward they were discovered at the airport, no one knows how they mix in the airplane, and entered the bridge control the aircraft commander and pilot, attempts to hijack, because will not drive to give up, on the airplane a confusion, then they while escape randomly, catches up before the airport police without a trace that has vanished. 随后她们是在机场被发现,谁也不知道她们怎么混入飞机中的,并且进入了驾驶室控制住了机长和驾驶员,企图劫机,但是因为不会驾驶而放弃,飞机上一片混乱,然后她们趁乱逃跑,在机场警察赶来之前早已经消失的无影无踪。 After leaving the airport, they appeared in the museum, robbed a femur of dinosaur, thus caused the entire fossil skeleton to throw down and break, they in pounded after the dinosaur leg bone two securities fainted this precious fossil threw into the basin, rescued many when the security by the fossil that they tumbled made a getaway again. 离开机场后,她们又出现在了博物馆,抢走了一条恐龙的大腿骨,从而导致整个化石骨架摔碎,她们在将两个保安用恐龙腿骨砸晕后把这一珍贵的化石丢进了水池,趁着保安抢救诸多被她们乱丢的化石时再次逃之夭夭。 At this time Officer Zhonghai has lost the patience to them, no longer thinks that they were only little girl of two rebels, started to capture full power, but dumbfounded was the neutral who nearby the police station police officer while museum assigned out, submerged the police station, knocked down police who the value defended again, robbed a handcuff, a stapler, a fixed telephone. 这时候中海警察已经对她们失去耐心,不再认为她们只是两个叛逆的小女孩了,开始全力追捕,只是让人目瞪口呆的是她们趁着博物馆附近的派出所警员调出的空挡,潜入了派出所,再次打晕了值守的一位民警,抢走了一副手铐,一个订书机,还有一部固定电话。 Because the Chinese always pursues the calm and steady gentle life, like the crazy person is really very few, the matter that these two little girl handle was far from guilty of the most heinous crime or brews what evil consequence, but also enough shocked everybody, after the news broadcast, waited for the people of subway to start to whoop, was all funny and worry. Before the news broadcasts, in fact in the network had spread widely, even some people start to expect that they make a crazier matter, why even the guessing contest they then must vote are extremely fiery. 因为中国人向来追求安稳平和的生活,像这样疯狂的人实在是少之又少,这两个小女孩做的事情谈不上罪大恶极或者酿造出了什么恶果,但也足够惊世骇俗了,新闻播出后,等地铁的人都开始议论纷纷,无不又好笑又担心。在新闻播出前,事实上网络上已经广为流传了,甚至有人开始期待她们做出更疯狂的事情,连竞猜她们接下来要干什么投票都极其火热。 No one has thought, the news broadcasts the sudden news, because these two crazy little girl try to break a transformer, was hit by the powerful electric current both died. 谁也没有想到,新闻紧接着播出突发新闻,这两个疯狂的小女孩因为试图砸碎一个变压器,被强大的电流击中双双死亡。 Reads this news, in the subway suddenly peaceful. Treated as a funny farce to look on, but presents such result suddenly, two seemed like goal unclear little girl to deliberately create trouble to claim the life by their own, let the person heart is in every possible way the taste. 看着这个新闻,地铁里忽然安静了下来。原本当做一场略带滑稽的闹剧来旁观,只是忽然却出现这样的结局,两个看上去目的不明的小女孩被她们自己的胡闹带走了生命,让人心头是百般滋味。 „Oh......, if held them to be good...... some people to say earlier” regrettably. “唉……要是早点抓住她们就好了……”有人遗憾地说道。 „I looked that they have only self to blame. They have not brewed the evil consequence now, you think to look, the hijack, really made them succeed, many people followed unlucky, even was a person of airplane is in danger...... the matter in museum, does not know that damaged many state properties, as for snatching- the tribulation police station, no spear/gun was snatched fortunately by them......” “我看啊她们是咎由自取。她们现在是没有酿造成恶果,你们想想看,劫机啊,真让她们成功了,多少人跟着倒霉,甚至是一飞机的人有生命危险……博物馆里的事情,也不知道损坏了多少国家财产,至于抢-劫派出所,还好没有枪被她们抢到……” „Do you have the sympathy, don't they no do the misdemeanor? The people did not have, you added these......” “你有没有同情心啊,她们不没干什么坏事吗？人都没了,你还说这些……” „After all is only two little girl......” “毕竟只是两个小女孩……” In the underground station discusses spiritedly, Li Luyou sighs, he also thinks the news can broadcast two little girl appearances, like most wanted terrorist guards against them, who knows that now...... the estimate news will not take to glance at to everyone two groups of black coals. 地铁站里议论纷纷,李路由叹了一口气,他原来还以为新闻会播出两个小女孩的样子,就像通缉犯似的提防她们,谁知道现在……估计新闻是不会把两团黑炭拿上来给大家过目的。 „You are really clever.” Li Luyou somewhat sighed that looks at Annan Xiu, compared Annan Xiu with these two crazy little girl is the human and animals is really harmless. “你真乖。”李路由有些感叹地看着安南秀,和这两个疯狂的小女孩比起来安南秀真的算是人畜无害了。 „I have not a good premonition.” Annan Xiu is frowning to say. “我有一种不好的预感。”安南秀皱着眉头说道。 „What not good premonition?” Li Luyou asked strangely. “什么不好的预感？”李路由奇怪地问道。 At this time the Li Luyou telephone rang. 这时候李路由的电话响了起来。
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