MWCTYA :: Volume #1

#31: The girlfriend is anything


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The passenger compartment is very big, Wang Zijun is here ultra-high level VIP —— is not only rich, but also a little relations. 包间很大,王子俊是这边的超高级vip——不仅有钱,还有点关系。 Several people come to control to take a look, has greeted with Wang Zijun, looks the person who gets to know each other well to sit together, opens the liquor the opening liquor, requesting a song that requests a song. 几个人进来左右瞧瞧,和王子俊打过招呼,找相熟的人坐一块儿,开酒的开酒,点歌的点歌。 Xu Qing looks at one toward that person, then no longer pays attention, this time mainly comes out to lead Jiang He this country girl to see the world, does not want to stir up trouble. 许青朝那人看一眼,然后便不再理会,这次主要出来带姜禾这个村姑见见世面,不想惹事。 Eats these?” The Jiang He small hand acts fast, ka ka ka various nuts pinch conveniently, the short a while table has accumulated a small pile shell skin along. “就吃这些吗?”姜禾小手动作飞快,咔咔咔各种坚果都随手捏开,短短一会儿桌沿上已积起一小堆壳皮。 Was hungry?” “饿了?” A little.” “有点。” Waits again, should have a super big cake.” “再等等,过一下应该有个超级大的蛋糕。” Can be called by Xu Qing super big, that naturally is very big, Jiang He purses the lips, starting to imagine the cake is anything. 能被许青称为超级大,那自然是非常大的,姜禾抿了抿嘴,开始想象蛋糕是个什么东西。 Until now, she has not eaten food that has been to anything to be unpalatable specially here, not best also when just came hides secretly the steamed stuffed bun and hamburger —— that had not finished eating put for two days somewhat hardly, the flavor also changed, although compared with hot delicious, but even so, good is too more than reckless Bingpei clear water gruel. 至今为止,她还没在这里吃到过什么特别难吃的食物,最最不好的也就是刚来时偷藏起来的没吃完的包子和汉堡——放了两天有些硬,味道也变了,虽然比不过热乎的好吃,但即使这样,也比胡饼配清水粥好太多。 Steel iron saucepan, including the tears shouted that cultivates the wooden scoop pot, lacks the rotten corner/horn the exchanging pot wooden scoop to leave about badly ~ in wind and rain pursues pot ~ “钢铁锅,含眼泪喊修瓢锅,坏缺烂角的换新锅瓢乱放~风雨里追锅~” Wang Zijun sang handed over to Xu Qing another microphone, winked toward him: Haozi is not, we sang.” 王子俊边唱边把另一只话筒给许青递过来,朝他挤挤眼:“耗子不在,咱俩唱。” „......” “……” Helpless Xu Qing received, this is Qin Hao with a song that Wang Zijun most likes, this they sang pulpy, he wants to bring unable to drive. 许青无奈接过,这是秦浩王子俊最喜欢的一首歌,偏偏这俩人唱得稀烂,他想带都带不动。 Jiang He is looking at around the room big sound curiously, takes a look again with Xu Qing of microphone, sips to purse the lips to collect quietly. 姜禾好奇地瞧着房间四周的大音响,再瞅瞅拿着话筒的许青,抿抿嘴悄悄凑过去。 ~ “呜~” Hears in the big sound enlarges many times sound, she stares the big eye, looks at Xu Qing surprisedly. 听到大音响里放大很多倍的呜声,她瞪大眼睛,惊奇地看着许青 Xu Qing gives her a warning the look, takes the microphone back to pass away hides. 许青给她一个警告的眼神,拿着话筒背过身躲远一点。 The hicks, make much ado about nothing. 土包子,大惊小怪。 This is also brings Jiang He to come one of the here reasons, in the life the lots are common, these details locate him unable to explain to the Jiang He hear, but she can discover, then unifies —— with the life 这也是带姜禾来这里的原因之一,生活中很多东西都是共通的,那些细节处他无法一件一件解释给姜禾听,但她可以自己去发现,然后和生活结合起来—— At least, goes to take a walk to hear the broadcast, she will not exclaim in surprise that this person of skill is so unexpectedly deep!” 起码以后出去逛街听到广播,她不会惊叹“此人功力竟如此深厚!” At the same time is singing, Xu Qing then looks at Jiang He one secretly, the appearance that sometimes she displays pokes the person specially. 一边唱着歌,许青回头偷瞄姜禾一眼,有时候她表现出来的样子特别戳人。 Of pleasant to hear?” “好听吗?” The vice- song gap, he asked toward Jiang He. 副歌间隙,他朝姜禾问道。 Jiang He shakes the head: Cannot understand.” 姜禾摇头:“听不懂。” Later understood.” “以后就懂了。” Xu Qing was driven the mood by the KTV environment, does not know the dog guts where comes wants to pinch the face of Jiang He, the hand just lifted to be detected by Jiang He, a look has swept, immediately is sober. 许青被ktv的环境带动起情绪,不知道哪来的狗胆想捏捏姜禾的脸,手刚抬起来就被姜禾察觉到,一个眼神扫过,顿时清醒。 Sooner or later must pinch two to have a look...... 迟早得捏两下看看…… Time of song, out of the door comes in several people to take a seat, finished as boundless as the heavens and sea, Wang Zijun sets upright a thumb toward Xu Qing, compared with good ten times that Haozi sang!” 一首歌的时间,门外又进来几个人落座,海阔天空结束,王子俊许青竖个大拇指,“比耗子唱的好十倍!” You are the same, no one dirty anyone.” “你俩半斤八两,谁也别埋汰谁。” Xu Qing curls the lip, turns over to the microphone, has a look at all around person's shadow, said: Uneven?” 许青撇嘴,把话筒移交出去,看看四周人影,道:“齐了没?” Almost, did not wait for them.” About Wang Zijun takes a look, puts out a hand toward a girl incurred, said after two words , the girl goes out. “差不多,不等他们了。”王子俊左右瞧瞧,伸手朝其中一个女孩招了招,说两句话后女孩儿出门。 However in a minute, the passenger compartment central big table came to tidy up by the service person, then turns on the light to serve food. 不过片刻,包间中央的大桌被服务员进来收拾一下,然后开灯上菜。 The music restaurant, does not need to run two gathering places, sang hungrily eating, ate to the full singing, this was also they chooses this reason frequently. 音乐餐厅,不用跑两个场子,唱饿了吃,吃饱了唱,这也是他们经常选这家的原因。 Today my girlfriend birthday...... my girlfriend?” “今儿我女朋友生日……诶我女朋友呢?” Wang Zijun starts talking, just began the discovery is not then right, looks right and left had not found own girlfriend. 王子俊开口说话,刚起个头便发现不对,左瞧右瞧没找到自己的女朋友。 Just sat here, then big girlfriend?” “刚刚坐在这儿的,那么大一女朋友呢?” „......” “……” „......” “……” Just probably.” The girl of peer reminded. “刚刚好像出去了。”同行的一个女孩提醒。 Goes?” “去哪?” Does not know.” “不知道。” „......” “……” Wang Zijun scratches the head, in the past about the entrance had a look, in the corridor has not found the form, came back simply, first ate, no matter she, a while cut the cake to come back on the line.” 王子俊挠头,过去门口左右看看,走廊里也没瞧见身影,干脆回来,“先吃,不管她,一会儿切蛋糕回来就行。” Gives your girlfriend celebration birthday, finally does the girlfriend disappear?” “给你女朋友庆祝生日,结果女朋友不见了?” Xu Qing is incapable of complaining, which he had not just paid attention to very industriously, that is Wang Zijun girlfriend —— this fellow trades has not mixed the face to be ripe, turns the head and trades one newly. 许青无力吐槽,他刚刚也没注意哪个是王子俊的女朋友——这家伙换的忒勤,一个还没混脸熟,转头又换一个新的。 Cake is the celebration, now eats meal.” The Wang Zijun big hand wields, we are drinking!” “蛋糕才算庆祝,现在只是吃饭。”王子俊大手一挥,“咱们喝着!” Two cases of beer had just been opened by the service person, carry to disperse, Xu Qing take the coconut tree juice on table to give Jiang He, oneself use the beverage bottle to blow directly. 两箱啤酒刚刚已被服务员打开,拎起来散一圈,许青拿过桌上的椰汁倒给姜禾,自己用酒瓶直接吹。 Just handed over?” “刚交的?” „A month.” “一个多月了。” Is so long? Looked like this is quick minute/share.” Xu Qing said. “这么久?看这样子快分了。”许青道。 Go away.” Wang Zijun shuts out, both of us fall in love sincerely.” “滚。”王子俊嫌弃,“我俩真心相爱的。” Jiang He is disassembling the chopsticks at the same time, listening to them to speak, suddenly looking pensive. 姜禾在一边拆开筷子,听着俩人说话,忽然若有所思。 The sincerity falls in love with...... the girlfriend...... 真心相爱……女朋友…… „Is girlfriend a wife?” She knits the brows toward Xu Qing asks a low voice. “女朋友就是妻子?”她皱眉朝许青低声问道。 Frequently in the security by community was regarded his girlfriend, if this misunderstanding were big. 经常被小区里的保安当成他女朋友,如果这样的话误会就大了。 „...... It is not.” Xu Qing sees Wang Zijun to look, a thread of conversation revolution: Girlfriend is only a name, the difference of everyone, for example his girlfriend, will be the future others' wife.” “呃……不是。”许青王子俊看过来,话头一转:“女朋友只是个称呼,每个人的都不一样,比如他女朋友,就是未来别人的老婆。” „...... I do.” Wang Zijun pain in the ass. “……我干。”王子俊蛋疼 Thinks probably also right. 想想好像也没错。 Taking a look Wang Zijun of Jiang He doubts, cannot understand what meaning, eats two vegetables/dishes earnestly, thinks and asked: Your?” 姜禾疑惑的瞧瞧王子俊,没能理解什么意思,埋头吃两口菜,想了想又问:“那你的呢?” I am otaku, the girlfriend regarding otaku can refer to generation of any objects, for example slip of paper person anything, even can be only a concept.” “我是宅男,对于宅男来说女朋友可以指代任何物体,比如纸片人啊什么的,甚至可以只是个概念。” Xu Qing inserts funny dialog, if we had known the previous time does not deceive, now explains seriously girlfriend thing will definitely be regarded by Wang Zijun retarded. 许青插科打诨,早知道上次不糊弄了,现在一本正经地解释女朋友这个东西肯定会被王子俊当成弱智。 Ha haha had self-knowledge!” “哈哈哈有自知之明!” Wang Zijun heard concept word to be happy, the vision transferred on two faces, also was really only a friend?” 王子俊听到概念这个词乐了,目光在两人脸上转一圈,“还真只是朋友?” Otherwise?” “不然呢?” Come on, does one together!” Wang Zijun had not said again, takes the beverage bottle to stand. “加油,来一起干一个!”王子俊没再多说,拿着酒瓶站起来。 Now he believes this girl is in village, is a little everywhere strange, but where also cannot say strangely. 现在他信了这个女孩是村儿里来的,处处都有点怪,但又说不上来哪里怪。 Only can determine strangely attractive. 只能确定怪好看的。 Come, carries.” Xu Qing reminded Jiang He one, making her carry the coconut tree juice to get up, empty bumped with the people. “来,端起来。”许青提醒姜禾一声,让她端着椰汁起来,一起和众人虚虚碰一下。 When the food eats almost, the Wang Zijun girlfriend has not come back, here Xu Qing puts down the chopsticks, urged that he calls to ask what situation, Jiang He is still eating meal earnestly, for does not make others amazed, the staple food has not eaten many, the vegetable/dish had not stopped. 等到饭吃差不多,王子俊的女朋友还没回来,这边许青放下筷子,催促他打个电话问问什么情况,姜禾还在埋头吃饭,为了不让别人惊诧,主食没吃多少,菜一直没停。 Wang Zijun goes out to telephone, smoking that the people smoke, chat of chat, passes the moment to have a person to carry the wine glass to come, sits to Xu Qing by. 王子俊出门去打电话,众人抽烟的抽烟,聊天的聊天,过片刻有个人端着酒杯过来,坐到许青旁边。 Aiyu, Brother Qing, changed the girlfriend?” “哎呦,青哥,又换女朋友了?” Xu Qing lifted the eyelid, closes your trifling thing.” 许青抬了抬眼皮,“关你屁事。” Consults, does your this girlfriend match attractiveness, how look? Teaches me, why couldn't I find?” “请教一下嘛,您这女朋友一个赛一个漂亮,怎么找的?教教我,我为什么找不到?” You were too ugly.” “你太丑了。” „......” “……” Liangzi was choked, pushes the eyeglasses, smiles, comes Brother Qing, I respect your one.” 亮子被噎了一下,推推眼镜,又重新笑起来,“来青哥,我敬你一个。” Does not drink.” “不喝。” Xu Qing is disinclined to respond this goods, Liangzi, I do not want to manage you today, is treating honestly, ok?” 许青懒得搭理这货,“亮子,今儿我不想理你,老实待着,行吗?” „, Looked that this saying said that Brother Qing you......” “诶,看这话说的,青哥您……” You mystifying trying?” Xu Qing selects the eyebrow. “你再阴阳怪气的试试?”许青挑眉。 Liangzi do not provoke him, sits itself there, what matter looks for?” Wang Zijun takes the cell phone to come back, hears the smell of gunpowder in two people words, suddenly feels the headache. 亮子你别招惹他,坐回自己那儿,找什么事?”王子俊拿着手机回来,听到两人话语里的火药味,顿觉头疼。 Originally shouted that Liangzi comes to give them an opportunity of handshake peace talks, several years of schoolmate, is the same bedroom, quarrelled really should not. 本来喊亮子过来就是想给他们一个握手和谈的机会,几年的同学,还是同一个寝室的,就这么反目了实在不该。 Now looks at this situation, pounded. 现在看这情况,砸了。 Where has, drinks a liquor, how for a long time without seeing can say that looks for a job?” Liangzi carries wine glass squeak to slide one, hee hee opens the mouth with a smile. “哪有,就喝个酒,好久没见了怎么能说找事?”亮子端着酒杯自己吱溜一口,嘻嘻笑着开口。 Xu Qing looked that is disinclined to look at him, shifts to Wang Zijun saying: You shouted that he does come?” 许青看都懒得看他,转向王子俊道:“你喊他来的?” This is not...... Wang Zijun sighed, took a look at this, had a look at that again, couldn't pass is?” “这不是……唉。”王子俊叹口气,瞧瞧这个,再看看那个,“过不去了是不是?” Jiang He stops the movement that eats meal, pulls out to open the paper goods to wipe the mouth, looks curiously several people spoke. 姜禾停下吃饭的动作,抽张纸巾擦擦嘴,好奇地看着几人说话。 Is this...... must fight? 这是……要打架?
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