MWCTYA :: Volume #1

#26: The laziness is the human essence


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Looked in the cell phone one pile of pictures, Zhou Suzhi knows in heart. 看完手机里一堆照片,周素芝心里有数了。 No matter others walk or sit or go out to stroll, Xu Qing makes several pictures conveniently, even if temporarily is not the girlfriend, this boy is still interesting about others. 人家不管走路还是坐着还是出去逛,许青都随手拍几张照片,就算暂时不是女朋友,这小子也是对人家有意思。 Xu Qing she stays for temporary lodging there Xu Qing to her interesting ——. 许青对她有意思——她在许青那儿借住。 Mutually is obviously interesting. 明显互相有意思嘛。 Looks very young, 18? Where in goes to school?” “看着挺年轻的,十八是吧?在哪上学?” Has not gone to school.” “没上学。” Hasn't gone to school? How is long so handsome has not possibly gone to school?” “没上学?长这么俊怎么可能没上学?” What relations going to school with is much longer has?” Xu Qing wonders, is not the beauty contest competition, doesn't the person on get up poor is not reasonable and fair?” “上学和长得俊有什么关系?”许青纳闷,“又不是选美比赛,人家境贫寒上不起不是合情合理吗?” Person, if the outstanding student can have a liking for him? Daily idles about is holding the computer at home, even works does not have.” Xu Wenbin scoffs to say. “人要是高材生看得上他?天天游手好闲在家里抱着电脑,连工作都没有。”许文斌嗤道。 „, I have not gnawed old, when I gnawed you to take the nose old again snort/hum I.” “得得,我又没啃老,等我啃老了您再拿鼻子哼我。” Snort, you want to gnaw me not to let.” “哼,你想啃我还不让呢。” How do you know?” Zhou Suzhi being disinclined manages this master two to quarrel, but also was a pity that this girl has not gone to school young, „isn't she Jiangcheng local area?” “你们怎么认识的?”周素芝懒得理这爷儿俩拌嘴,还在可惜这女孩儿年纪轻轻没上学,“她不是江城本地的?” Said I gnaw the old matter.” Xu Qing is helpless, does not want to break off at the Jiang He matter pulls. “还是说我啃老的事吧。”许青无奈,不想在姜禾的事上多掰扯。 Others heroine has not done to understand that in this world how to go on living, here has arranged to draw the red string, should not, really not should. 人家女侠在这个世界还没搞明白怎么活下去呢,这边已经安排着给人拉红线了,不应该,实在不应该。 Finished eating the food, the time near 8 : 30 pm, the dim light of night is deep, Zhou Suzhi tidied up the dishes to enter the kitchen to wash cleanly, Xu Wenbin sat in the sofa upper extreme the tea is watching the television, Xu Qing treated a while, looked that also looked asked also asked that was all right to do, then set out to leave. 吃完饭,时间已近晚上 8 点半,夜色深沉,周素芝收拾碗碟进厨房洗干净,许文斌坐在沙发上端着茶水看电视,许青待了一会儿,看也看了问也问了,没什么事做,便起身离开。 I first went back, you rested earlier, mother you left to play mahjong daily, looked that my father was hungry.” “我先回去了啊,你们早点睡,妈你别天天打麻将去,看把我爸饿的。” She does not play mahjong, compared with your non- nest at home also difficult.” Xu Wenbin has a mysterious ability, what words can change to Xu Qing. “她不打麻将,比你不窝在家里还难。”许文斌有种神奇的能力,什么话都能转到许青这边来。 Wait, I listened to others saying that your side was haunted, says decent, added that midnight had the weeping sound of woman, what red clothes evil spirit...... was all right?” “等等,我听别人说你那边闹鬼,说得有模有样的,还说半夜有女人的哭声,什么红衣厉鬼……没事吧?” Zhou Suzhi ate meal wants to ask, was delayed by the Jiang He picture, now thinks. 周素芝本来吃饭的时候就想问来着,被姜禾的照片一耽误,现在才想起来。 Xu Qing has not thought that this quickly changes CD city discussed strangely, scratches the head to consider, said earnestly: „, I also heard.” 许青没想到这都快变CD市怪谈了,挠挠头思量一下,认真道:“是真的,我也听到了。” „? Really?!” “啊?真的?!” Un, the father your house rent falls half to me, that is the ominous dwelling, otherwise I do not rent.” “嗯,爸你房租得给我降一半,那是凶宅,不然我不租了。” „...... Talked nonsense!” “……胡说八道!” Couple days ago had the taoist priest passing approach, you have to see......” “前几天都有道士过去作法了,你又不是没看见……” Falls, falls to him.” Zhou Suzhi is helping the speech, „, no matter the ghost is not clever, making the girlfriend the expense was also big.” “降,给他降一点。”周素芝帮着说话,“甭管鬼不鬼的,交女朋友了花销也大。” He said that is not.” “他说不是。” Yes! She is my girlfriend!” Xu Qing is categorical. “是!她就是我女朋友!”许青斩钉截铁。 „......” “……” ...... …… ...... …… By starlight goes home, Jiang He has not rested, in living room brilliantly illuminated, she does not know when took the sword, hugs turns the head to look in the bosom to passing through the gate Xu Qing. 趁着夜色回到家,姜禾还没睡,客厅里灯火通明,她不知道什么时候把剑拿了出来,抱在怀里转头看向进门的许青 How also to take the sword? Just practiced the sword?” Xu Qing looked at a computer, had been closed, has not opened. “怎么又拿剑?刚刚练剑了?”许青看了一眼电脑,已经被合上了,并没有打开。 Jiang He lip opening and closing two, stand up simply back and forth the room, after the moment, holds the clothes to take a bath. 姜禾嘴唇翕动两下,干脆站起来回屋,片刻后抱着衣服去洗澡。 Why do you take a bath must bring the sword?” “你洗澡为什么还要带剑?” „...... I want to bring.” “……我想带。” ?? ?? Xu Qing feels puzzled about her strange behavior, you wait/etc, just my going out what happened?” He then has a look at the door, asked: „Do some people come in?” 许青对她怪异的行为感到不解,“你等等,刚刚我出去发生什么事了吗?”他回头看看房门,问:“有人进来?” No.” “没有。” Your against who? Against I?” “那你防谁?防我?” „It is not, you are a good person.” “不是,你是好人。” „......” “……” Without asking a reason why, Xu Qing also no longer intertwines, in any case is not against on the line. 没问出个所以然,许青也不再纠结,反正不是防自己就行。 Solemn one generation of chivalrous person Xu Qing, how same were possibly being guarded against by the civil air defense wolf. 堂堂一代大侠许青,怎么可能被人防狼一样防着。 In the bathroom hears the sound of water, Master permits by tilts the head on the sofa looks at one, the full of vigor age thinks unavoidably some do not have, but adjusts quickly, talked over silently is being the chivalrous person, possibly could not support a fist, pressed at sixes and sevens thought. 浴室里传来哗哗水声,许大侠靠在沙发上歪头瞧一眼,血气方刚的年龄免不了想些有的没的,不过很快调整过来,默默念叨着自己是大侠,可能吃不住一拳,才把乱七八糟的念头压下来。 After dozen minutes . 十几分钟后。 Jiang He comes out from the bathroom, the small face that just took a bath distilled off the point to faint the red, tender and delicate profile by the steam completely not like line of wander about and earn a living heroine. 姜禾从浴室出来,刚刚洗完澡的小脸被热气蒸出点晕红,娇嫩的侧脸完全不像一个行走江湖女侠 Xu Qing is not first seeing, actually also still a little does stare blankly, exercise martial arts also has the beautiful face effect?” 许青不是第一次见,却也依然有点愣神,“练功还有美颜效果?” Un?” Jiang He looks for the air blower then looks to him. “嗯?”姜禾边找吹风机边回头看向他。 Your former windblown and sunburnt, the skin was not even rough, shouldn't be so delicate? Added you unable the internal strength?!” “你以前风吹日晒,皮肤就算不粗糙,也不该这么细嫩吧?还说你不会内功?!” I want to teach you, you not study.” “我想教你,你不学。” „...... Station pile?” “……站桩?” Naturally.” “当然。” Xu Qing worries, others family/home ding one, or both hands patted on various learned peerless martial arts, how was one's turn him to practice what pile laboriously?! 许青发愁,别人家都是叮一声,或者双手一拍就学会各种绝世武功了,轮到他怎么就得辛辛苦苦练什么桩?! Perhaps later you can open the exercising martial arts improving the complexion class, it is estimated that...... is not right.” “也许以后你可以开个练功养颜班,估计……不对。” After he career planning to Jiang He just had an idea, then how many times eliminated —— so many offices the person of gym membership unable to see all year round, lost weight unable to reduce, exercised martial arts? 他对姜禾以后的职业规划刚冒出个想法,便又打消掉——那么多办了健身卡的人一年到头也见不到去几次,减肥都减不下来,练功? Practices. 练个屁。 I help you, the long hair blows to be very troublesome, you sit on the line.” “我帮你,长头发吹起来很麻烦,你坐着就行。” Sees Jiang He to take blower, the irritable start blew the hair, Xu Qing helped her lend a hand in the past, Jiang He hesitant has not rejected. 姜禾拿出来吹风筒,别别扭扭的开始吹头发,许青过去帮她搭把手,姜禾犹豫一下没有拒绝。 Couple days ago that did Mage seize the ghost?” She sits on the chair the peaceful moment, opens the mouth to ask. “前几天那个法师捉到鬼了吗?”她坐在椅子上安静片刻,开口问道。 No, deceives the person.” “没有,都糊弄人的。” Hasn't caught?” “没抓到?” Where grasps?” “去哪抓?” Xu Qing is at heart funny, plays the role of the ghost person to ask that catches the ghost, is really the magic. 许青心里好笑,扮鬼的人问有没有抓到鬼,真是魔幻。 You midnight ran away to be regarded the ghost, in this world where had what ghost......, if caught the ghost, must first catch you.” “你半夜偷跑出去被人当成鬼了,这世界上哪有什么鬼……要是抓鬼,先得抓你。” I?” “我?” Right, is you.” “没错,就是你。” Is impossible, I am a person.” “不可能,我是人。” Un, you are the person, the key everyone has not seen the time, scurries about like you, the greater part of the night was regarded the ghost, later other midnight ran to climb a wall to be all right.” “嗯,你是人,关键谁也没见过功夫,像你这样上蹿下跳的,大半夜才被当成鬼,以后别半夜跑出去爬墙头就没事了。” Why don't you practice martial art?” “为什么你们不习武?” Possibly......, because was too bitter.” Xu Qing has no way to reply regarding this issue, but does not affect him to instill into the concept to Jiang He: „ Now the living condition was good, the people stood, did not use the practicing martial arts self-defense of bitter, is thinking how to enjoy, martial arts was too strong uselessly, then these time anything was naturally lost —— “可能……因为太苦了。”许青对于这个问题没法回答,不过不影响他给姜禾灌输概念:“现在生活条件好了,人民都站起来了,不用苦哈哈的练武防身,都想着怎么享受,武艺太强没什么用,然后那些功夫什么的自然就失传了—— Said simply, everyone more enjoys a good and prosperous life, the person of practicing martial art are less, daily is thinking practiced to go out fighting and killing to step on others the time, the attire ratio, that was sick, do not have this problem. ” 简单说,大家越安居乐业,习武的人就越少,天天想着把功夫练好了出去打打杀杀踩别人,装比,那是有病,你可别犯这个毛病。” Practices martial art to strong and healthy body, some where people will like fighting and killing.” “习武为了强身健体,哪有人会喜欢打打杀杀。” Strong and healthy body also uselessly, heard that will practice martial arts will leave behind many internal injuries real?” “强身健体也没什么用啊,听说练武会留下很多暗伤是不是真的?” Outer Arts will have this issue, Neijia cultivates vital energy dedicated, will not have what internal injury.” 外家功夫会有这个问题,内家拳专注养气,不会有什么暗伤的。” That here does not practice martial arts most people able to live 70-80 -year-old, your side practices Neijia?” “那我们这里不练武大部分人都能活到70-80岁,你们那边练内家拳的呢?” „......” “……” Jiang He does not speak. 姜禾不说话了。 Xu Qing whistling helps her blow the hair with blower, said: „ Living condition is better, the person of practicing martial art are less, because the person are like enjoying, whom has elects to be able the bitter to practice martial arts? Therefore you looked, I am disinclined to study...... 许青吹风筒呼呼帮她吹着头发,道:“生活条件越好,习武的人越少,因为人都是喜欢享受的,有得选谁会苦哈哈练武?所以你看,我就懒得学…… Also can look from the history, Aqing bamboo sword broken 3000 armed soldiers, Guo Jing defense even/including several hundred people were initially difficult to contend afterward, then that anyone, Linghu Chong studies a sword to incur does not need the internal strength also to dominate the world, again to Wei Xiaobao time, was finished. ” 从历史也能看出来,当初阿青一根竹剑破三千甲士,再后来郭靖守城连几百人都难抗衡,然后那个谁,令狐冲学个剑招不用内功也能称霸天下,再到韦小宝的时候,完蛋了。” Why I looked that the history hasn't seen these people?” Jiang He doubts. “为什么我看历史没见过这些人?”姜禾疑惑。 „...... This is Old Master Jin's history, in brief the time has died, must live comfortably, but must depend on the science and technology. If you had the present science and technology at that time, the grain enough eats money to be colored enough, the young people definitely playing games went daily, who practices the broken time? A while receives your sword, holds it to do.” “呃……这是金老爷子的历史,总之功夫已死,要活得舒服,还得靠科技。要是你那时候有现在的科技,粮食够吃钱够花,年轻人肯定天天打游戏去了,谁练破功夫?一会儿把你的剑收起来,抱着它干嘛。” Has ghost, I take the self-defense.” “有鬼,我拿着防身。” „The ghost who where comes, rambled on only, was you do.” “哪来的鬼,净瞎扯,都是你搞的。” I saw.” Jiang He shrinks the neck, weak said/tunnel. “我看到了。”姜禾缩缩脖子,弱弱地道。 Ha?” “哈?” Xu Qing acts, what did you see?” 许青动作一顿,“你看到什么了?” You go out, I saw the ghost.” “你出去的时候,我看到鬼了。” „......” “……”
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