Looked in the cell phoneonepile of pictures, Zhou Suzhiknows in heart.
看完手机里一堆照片,周素芝心里有数了。No matterotherswalkorsitorgo outto stroll, Xu Qingmakesseveralpicturesconveniently, even iftemporarilyis not the girlfriend, thisboy is still interestingaboutothers.
人家不管走路还是坐着还是出去逛,许青都随手拍几张照片,就算暂时不是女朋友,这小子也是对人家有意思。Xu Qingshestays for temporary lodgingthereXu Qingtoherinteresting——.许青对她有意思——她在许青那儿借住。Mutuallyis obviously interesting.
明显互相有意思嘛。„Looksveryyoung, 18? Whereingoes to school?”
“看着挺年轻的,十八是吧?在哪上学?”„Has not gone to school.”
“没上学。”„Hasn't gone to school? How is longso handsomehas not possibly gone to school?”
“没上学?长这么俊怎么可能没上学?”„Whatrelationsgoing to schoolwithis much longerhas?”Xu Qingwonders, „is not the beauty contestcompetition, doesn't the persononget uppooris notreasonable and fair?”
“上学和长得俊有什么关系?”许青纳闷,“又不是选美比赛,人家境贫寒上不起不是合情合理吗?”„Person, if the outstanding studentcan have a liking forhim? Dailyidles aboutis holding the computerat home, evenworksdoes not have.”Xu Wenbinscoffsto say.
“人要是高材生看得上他?天天游手好闲在家里抱着电脑,连工作都没有。”许文斌嗤道。„, Ihave not gnawedold, whenIgnawedyouto take the noseoldagainsnort/humI.”
“得得,我又没啃老,等我啃老了您再拿鼻子哼我。”„Snort, youwantto gnawmenot to let.”
“哼,你想啃我还不让呢。”„How do youknow?”Zhou Suzhibeing disinclinedmanagesthismastertwoto quarrel, but also was a pity that thisgirlhas not gone to schoolyoung, „isn't she Jiangchenglocal area?”
“你们怎么认识的?”周素芝懒得理这爷儿俩拌嘴,还在可惜这女孩儿年纪轻轻没上学,“她不是江城本地的?”„SaidIgnaw the oldmatter.”Xu Qingis helpless, does not wantto break offat the Jiang Hematterpulls.
“还是说我啃老的事吧。”许青无奈,不想在姜禾的事上多掰扯。Othersheroinehas not doneto understand that inthisworldhowto go on living, herehas arrangedto draw the red string, should not, reallynot should.
人家女侠在这个世界还没搞明白怎么活下去呢,这边已经安排着给人拉红线了,不应该,实在不应该。Finished eating the food, the timenear8 : 30 pm, the dim light of nightis deep, Zhou Suzhitidied up the dishesto enter the kitchento washcleanly, Xu Wenbinsatin the sofaupper extreme the teais watching the television, Xu Qingtreateda while, looked that alsolookedaskedalso asked that was all rightto do, thenset outto leave.
吃完饭,时间已近晚上 8 点半,夜色深沉,周素芝收拾碗碟进厨房洗干净,许文斌坐在沙发上端着茶水看电视,许青待了一会儿,看也看了问也问了,没什么事做,便起身离开。„Ifirstwent back, yourestedearlier, mother youleftto play mahjongdaily, looked that my fatherwas hungry.”
“我先回去了啊,你们早点睡,妈你别天天打麻将去,看把我爸饿的。”„Shedoes not play mahjong, compared withyournon-nestat homealsodifficult.”Xu Wenbinhas a mysteriousability, whatwordscanchange toXu Qing.
“她不打麻将,比你不窝在家里还难。”许文斌有种神奇的能力,什么话都能转到许青这边来。„Wait, Ilistened toothers saying that your sidewas haunted, saysdecent, added that midnighthad the weeping sound of woman, whatred clothesevil spirit...... was all right?”
“等等,我听别人说你那边闹鬼,说得有模有样的,还说半夜有女人的哭声,什么红衣厉鬼……没事吧?”Zhou Suzhiate mealwantsto ask, was delayedby the Jiang Hepicture, nowthinks.周素芝本来吃饭的时候就想问来着,被姜禾的照片一耽误,现在才想起来。Xu Qinghas not thought that thisquickly changesCDcitydiscussedstrangely, scratches the headto consider, saidearnestly: „, Ialsoheard.”许青没想到这都快变CD市怪谈了,挠挠头思量一下,认真道:“是真的,我也听到了。”„? Really?!”
“啊?真的?!”„Un, the fatheryourhouse rentfallshalftome, thatis the ominousdwelling, otherwiseIdo not rent.”
“嗯,爸你房租得给我降一半,那是凶宅,不然我不租了。”„...... Talked nonsense!”
“……胡说八道!”„Couple days agohad the taoist priestpassingapproach, you have to see......”
“前几天都有道士过去作法了,你又不是没看见……”„Falls, fallstohim.”Zhou Suzhiis helping the speech, „, no matter the ghostis not clever, making the girlfriend the expensewas also big.”
“降,给他降一点。”周素芝帮着说话,“甭管鬼不鬼的,交女朋友了花销也大。”„Hesaid that is not.”
“他说不是。”„Yes! Sheismygirlfriend!”Xu Qingis categorical.
“是!她就是我女朋友!”许青斩钉截铁。„......”
“……”
......
……
......
……By starlightgoes home, Jiang Hehas not rested, inliving roombrilliantly illuminated, shedoes not know when took the sword, hugsturns the headto lookin the bosomtopassing through the gateXu Qing.
趁着夜色回到家,姜禾还没睡,客厅里灯火通明,她不知道什么时候把剑拿了出来,抱在怀里转头看向进门的许青。„Howalsoto take the sword? Justpracticed the sword?”Xu Qinglooked at a computer, had been closed, has not opened.
“怎么又拿剑?刚刚练剑了?”许青看了一眼电脑,已经被合上了,并没有打开。Jiang Helipopening and closingtwo, stand upsimplyback and forth the room, after the moment, holds the clothesto take a bath.姜禾嘴唇翕动两下,干脆站起来回屋,片刻后抱着衣服去洗澡。„Why do youtake a bath must bring the sword?”
“你洗澡为什么还要带剑?”„...... Iwantto bring.”
“……我想带。”
??
??Xu Qingfeelspuzzledaboutherstrangebehavior, „youwait/etc, justmygoing outwhat happened?”Hethenhas a look at the door, asked: „Do somepeoplecome in?”许青对她怪异的行为感到不解,“你等等,刚刚我出去发生什么事了吗?”他回头看看房门,问:“有人进来?”„No.”
“没有。”„Youragainstwho? AgainstI?”
“那你防谁?防我?”„It is not, you are a good person.”
“不是,你是好人。”„......”
“……”Withoutasking a reason why, Xu Qingalsono longerintertwines, in any caseis notagainston the line.
没问出个所以然,许青也不再纠结,反正不是防自己就行。Solemnonegeneration of chivalrous personXu Qing, howsamewere possibly being guarded againstby the civil air defensewolf.
堂堂一代大侠许青,怎么可能被人防狼一样防着。In the bathroomhears the sound of water, Masterpermitsbytilts the headon the sofalooks atone, the full of vigoragethinksunavoidably some do not have, butadjustsquickly, talked oversilentlyis being the chivalrous person, possiblycould not support a fist, pressed at sixes and sevensthought.
浴室里传来哗哗水声,许大侠靠在沙发上歪头瞧一眼,血气方刚的年龄免不了想些有的没的,不过很快调整过来,默默念叨着自己是大侠,可能吃不住一拳,才把乱七八糟的念头压下来。
After dozen minutes .
十几分钟后。Jiang Hecomes outfrom the bathroom, the smallface that justtook a bathdistilled off the pointto faint the red, tender and delicateprofileby the steamcompletelynotlikeline of wander about and earn a livingheroine.姜禾从浴室出来,刚刚洗完澡的小脸被热气蒸出点晕红,娇嫩的侧脸完全不像一个行走江湖的女侠。Xu Qingis notfirstseeing, actuallyalsostilla little does stare blankly, „exercise martial artsalsohas the beautifulfaceeffect?”许青不是第一次见,却也依然有点愣神,“练功还有美颜效果?”„Un?”Jiang Helooks for the air blowerthenlookstohim.
“嗯?”姜禾边找吹风机边回头看向他。„Yourformerwindblown and sunburnt, the skinwas not even rough, shouldn'tbe so delicate? Addedyou unable the internal strength?!”
“你以前风吹日晒,皮肤就算不粗糙,也不该这么细嫩吧?还说你不会内功?!”„Iwantto teachyou, younotstudy.”
“我想教你,你不学。”„...... Stationpile?”
“……站桩?”„Naturally.”
“当然。”Xu Qingworries, othersfamily/homedingone, orboth handspattedonvariouslearnedpeerlessmartial arts, howwas one's turnhim to practicewhatpilelaboriously?!许青发愁,别人家都是叮一声,或者双手一拍就学会各种绝世武功了,轮到他怎么就得辛辛苦苦练什么桩?!„Perhapslateryoucanopen the exercising martial artsimproving the complexionclass, it is estimated that...... is not right.”
“也许以后你可以开个练功养颜班,估计……不对。”
After he career planningtoJiang Hejusthad an idea, thenhow manytimeseliminated——so manyoffices the person of gym membership unable to seeall year round, lost weight unable to reduce, exercised martial arts?
他对姜禾以后的职业规划刚冒出个想法,便又打消掉——那么多办了健身卡的人一年到头也见不到去几次,减肥都减不下来,练功?Practices.
练个屁。„Ihelpyou, the longhairblowsto be very troublesome, yousiton the line.”
“我帮你,长头发吹起来很麻烦,你坐着就行。”SeesJiang Heto takeblower, the irritablestartblew the hair, Xu Qinghelpedherlend a handin the past, Jiang Hehesitanthas not rejected.
见姜禾拿出来吹风筒,别别扭扭的开始吹头发,许青过去帮她搭把手,姜禾犹豫一下没有拒绝。„Couple days agothat did Mageseize the ghost?”Shesitson the chair the peacefulmoment, opens the mouthto ask.
“前几天那个法师捉到鬼了吗?”她坐在椅子上安静片刻,开口问道。„No, deceives the person.”
“没有,都糊弄人的。”„Hasn't caught?”
“没抓到?”„Wheregrasps?”
“去哪抓?”Xu Qingis at heart funny, plays the role of the ghostpersonto ask that catches the ghost, is really the magic.许青心里好笑,扮鬼的人问有没有抓到鬼,真是魔幻。„Youmidnightran awayto be regarded the ghost, inthisworldwherehadwhatghost......, ifcaught the ghost, must first catchyou.”
“你半夜偷跑出去被人当成鬼了,这世界上哪有什么鬼……要是抓鬼,先得抓你。”„I?”
“我?”„Right, isyou.”
“没错,就是你。”„Is impossible, Iam a person.”
“不可能,我是人。”„Un, youare the person, the key everyone has not seen the time, scurries aboutlikeyou, the greater part of the nightwas regarded the ghost, laterothermidnightranto climb a wallto be all right.”
“嗯,你是人,关键谁也没见过功夫,像你这样上蹿下跳的,大半夜才被当成鬼,以后别半夜跑出去爬墙头就没事了。”„Why don't youpractice martial art?”
“为什么你们不习武?”„Possibly......, becausewas too bitter.”Xu Qinghas no wayto replyregardingthisissue, butdoes not affecthimto instill into the concepttoJiang He: „ Now the living conditionwas good, the peoplestood, did not use the practicing martial artsself-defense of bitter, is thinkinghowto enjoy, martial artswas too stronguselessly, thenthesetimeanythingwas naturally lost——
“可能……因为太苦了。”许青对于这个问题没法回答,不过不影响他给姜禾灌输概念:“现在生活条件好了,人民都站起来了,不用苦哈哈的练武防身,都想着怎么享受,武艺太强没什么用,然后那些功夫什么的自然就失传了——Saidsimply,everyonemoreenjoys a good and prosperous life, the person of practicing martial artare less, dailyis thinkingpracticedto go outfighting and killingto step onothers the time, the attireratio, that was sick, do not havethisproblem. ”
简单说,大家越安居乐业,习武的人就越少,天天想着把功夫练好了出去打打杀杀踩别人,装比,那是有病,你可别犯这个毛病。”„Practices martial arttostrong and healthy body, somewherepeoplewill likefighting and killing.”
“习武为了强身健体,哪有人会喜欢打打杀杀。”„Strong and healthy bodyalsouselessly, heard that will practice martial artswill leave behindmanyinternal injuriesreal?”
“强身健体也没什么用啊,听说练武会留下很多暗伤是不是真的?”„Outer Artswill havethisissue, Neijiacultivates vital energydedicated, will not havewhatinternal injury.”
“外家功夫会有这个问题,内家拳专注养气,不会有什么暗伤的。”„Thatheredoes not practice martial artsmost people ableto live70-80 -year-old, your sidepracticesNeijia?”
“那我们这里不练武大部分人都能活到70-80岁,你们那边练内家拳的呢?”„......”
“……”Jiang Hedoes not speak.姜禾不说话了。Xu Qingwhistlinghelpsherblow the hairwithblower, said: „ Living conditionis better, the person of practicing martial artare less, because the personarelikeenjoying, whomhaselectsto be able the bitterto practice martial arts? Thereforeyoulooked,Iam disinclinedto study......许青拿吹风筒呼呼帮她吹着头发,道:“生活条件越好,习武的人越少,因为人都是喜欢享受的,有得选谁会苦哈哈练武?所以你看,我就懒得学……Alsocanlookfrom the history, Aqingbambooswordbroken3000armed soldiers, Guo Jingdefenseeven/includingseveral hundredpeoplewere initially difficultto contendafterward, thenthatanyone, Linghu Chongstudies a swordto incurdoes not need the internal strengthalso to dominate the world, againtoWei Xiaobaotime, was finished. ”
从历史也能看出来,当初阿青一根竹剑破三千甲士,再后来郭靖守城连几百人都难抗衡,然后那个谁,令狐冲学个剑招不用内功也能称霸天下,再到韦小宝的时候,完蛋了。”„WhyIlooked that the historyhasn't seenthesepeople?”Jiang Hedoubts.
“为什么我看历史没见过这些人?”姜禾疑惑。„...... ThisisOld MasterJin'shistory, in brief the timehas died, mustlivecomfortably, but must depend on the science and technology. Ifyouhad the presentscience and technologyat that time, the grainenougheatsmoneyto be coloredenough, the young peopledefinitelyplaying gameswentdaily, whopractices the brokentime? A whilereceivesyoursword, holdsitto do.”
“呃……这是金老爷子的历史,总之功夫已死,要活得舒服,还得靠科技。要是你那时候有现在的科技,粮食够吃钱够花,年轻人肯定天天打游戏去了,谁练破功夫?一会儿把你的剑收起来,抱着它干嘛。”„Has ghost, Itake the self-defense.”
“有鬼,我拿着防身。”„The ghost who wherecomes, rambled ononly, was you do.”
“哪来的鬼,净瞎扯,都是你搞的。”„Isaw.”Jiang Heshrinks the neck, weaksaid/tunnel.
“我看到了。”姜禾缩缩脖子,弱弱地道。„Ha?”
“哈?”Xu Qingacts, „what did yousee?”许青动作一顿,“你看到什么了?”„Yougo out, Isaw the ghost.”
“你出去的时候,我看到鬼了。”„......”
“……”
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