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#112: Asked the foreigner in restroom

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Lies down upturns to look in the soft chair of cafe the picture that one make, Yang Guo silent smiled suddenly. 躺在咖啡厅的软椅上翻看着自己拍的照片,杨果突然无声地笑了。 This Zhang Zhen's amusement, that is in Taihedian, he empty is grasping the left fist by far, as if gripped a coiled dragon column in the picture, a Qiqi grinningly small hand has built on father's left arm, another small hand from the sky was brandishing, in the picture, she looked like must pull out that golden cudgel to be ordinary from the father hand! 这一张真的很好玩,那是在太和殿,他远远地虚握着左拳,在照片中仿佛握住了一根蟠龙柱,琪琪则是笑嘻嘻地一只小手搭在爸爸的左臂上,另一只小手在空中挥舞着,在照片中,她就像是要从爸爸手中掏走那根金箍棒一般！ That expression and that movement, although is the coincidence, but was really too lifelike, at that time had not thought anything, now looks at Yang Guo to be wild with joy, he double-clicked enlarges to be also young, saw thinks interesting. 那表情、那动作,虽然是巧合,可是实在是太逼真了,当时还不觉得什么,现在看得杨果都乐坏了,他双击放大又拉小,怎么看都觉得有意思。 In the cafe had Wi-Fi, Yang Guo again has selected several rackets also very interesting picture, distinguished editor Weibo to send the surfer( that time simultaneously has not uploaded multi- charts function). 咖啡厅里有Wi-Fi,杨果就再挑了几张拍得也很有意思的照片,分别编辑微博发了上网（那时候还没有同时上传多图的功能）。 Around 4 : 00 pm, Qiqi awoke, Yang Guo walks from the cafe, was very bright while the sky in Tiananmen walked, Tiananmen except for the photograph and sighed that beside the aggression of my China did not have too many interesting matters but actually, now quick evening, could not see the flag-raising ceremony. 下午四点多,琪琪睡醒了,杨果才从咖啡厅里走出来,趁着天还很亮在天安门走了一圈,天安门除了拍照和感叹我大中华的霸气之外倒没有太多有意思的事情,现在都快傍晚了,也看不到升旗仪式。 Walked for day, Yang Guo had not thought tired, he has not planned to call the taxi, because of here to Wangfujing on a distance of more than station, he was also walking toward that side, before preparing to look, explodes the stomach old-established shop in one that on the traveling handbook saw. 走了一天,杨果还不觉得累,他没打算叫的士,因为从这里到王府井也就一个多站的距离,他往那边走着,准备去找之前在旅游手册上面看到的一家爆肚老店。 Arrives at Beijīng, daily stayed in hotel eats throughout the land stereotyped meal that too to waste, Beijīng that many delicious special foods, even if did not have means each to taste, seized the opportunity to try! 来到京城,天天呆在酒店里吃全国各地千篇一律的饭菜那真的是太浪费了,京城那么多好吃的特色小吃,就算没办法每个都尝一遍,抓住机会还是要试一试的！ ( Asked the monthly ticket, sought the recommendation, everybody took the bill to pound my impoverished family! ≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐,大家拿票票砸寒门吧！≧▽≦） Walks on the road, suddenly hears several English. Actually hears English Yang Guo not to think in Beijīng very strange, because the Beijīng too many foreign visitors, saw in Forbidden City in the morning much! But these English, Yang Guo heard one anxious helpless mood. 走在路上,突然听到几句英语。其实在京城听到英语杨果并不觉得很奇怪,因为京城太多外国游客了,上午在故宫就见到不少！只不过这几句英语,杨果听到了一种焦躁无奈的情绪。 Turns the head to look that sees only one to be a little thin, the ziff, the facial features are the middle-aged man of Middle East appearance stand, in gathers round in front of the old man of red armband, explained anxiously: „No ,_ what _ I _ am _ asking _ is _ washroom ,_ where _ is _ the _ washroom?”( Translates: It is not, what I asked was the washroom, where the washroom? PS: Except for the individual word, below dialog uses Chinese as far as possible.) 转头一看,只见一个有点偏瘦,络腮胡子,脸型是中东裔模样的中年男子站在一个围着红色袖标的老头面前,焦急地解释道:“No,_what_I_am_asking_is_washroom,_where_is_the_washroom?”（译:不是,我问的是洗手间,洗手间在哪里？PS:除了个别单词,下面对白尽量用中文。） „Am I a wheel?” The old man is confused, he said that „you is a wheel?” “我是轮？”老头一头雾水,他说道,“你是轮？” „Yes, yes,” middle-aged foreigner nods shakes the head saying that „, isn't washroom?” “是的,是的,”中年外国人点头又摇头道,“不是不是,是washroom？” The old man has not understood, he also asked: „Am I a wheel? It is not right, I am not a wheel.” 老头还是没听懂,他又问道:“我是轮？不对,我不是轮。” But, middle-aged foreigner trades words and expressions to ask again: „Lavatory, lavatory( washroom) where?” He is not only going all out to explain, but also hands and feet and with gesticulating movement of going to bathroom. 无奈,中年外国人换个词语再问道:“lavatory,lavatory（洗手间）在哪里？”他不仅在拼命解释,还手脚并用比划着上厕所的动作。 However the old man is confused as before, but he sees the body language of middle-aged foreigner, the doubts asked: „You say the restroom? WC?” 但是老头依旧一头雾水,不过他看到中年外国人的肢体语言,疑惑地问道:“你是说厕所吗？WC？” This foreigner is the voice of US, but this home „well-known” the abbreviation had used in England, almost unmanned has seen in the US, how the middle-aged foreigner will understand, he also thinks what the old man said is another matter! 这个外国人是米国的口音,而这个国内“家喻户晓”的缩写只是曾经在英吉利国使用过,在米国几乎无人见过,中年外国人怎么会听懂,他还以为老头说的是另一个事情呢！ „It is not, is not,” middle-aged foreigner was very anxious, he is clamping the foot, touches own ears and cheeks is thinking how to explain washroom word to the old man. “不是,不是,”中年外国人已经很急了,他夹着脚,抓耳挠腮地想着怎样跟老头解释洗手间这个词。 Yang Guo looks at heart funnily, language barrier truly is a major problem, several years ago Beijīng did the Olympic Games time, almost everybody in study English, now warmly faded, the question and answer of old man and this situation special middle age foreigner who managed the street health, with talking to each other in different languages general, from the start not on a channel. 杨果看着心里好笑,语言不通确实是一个大问题,前几年京城搞奥运会时候,几乎人人都在学英语,现在热情都消褪了,管理街道卫生的老头和这位情况特殊的中年外国人的问答,就跟鸡同鸭讲一般,压根不在一个频道上。 Yang Guo walks to go forward, said with that middle-aged foreigner in English: „Hello, making me come, please wait a bit.” 杨果走上前,用英文跟那个中年外国人说道:“你好,让我来吧,请稍等一下。” He has turned the head to say with the old man: „Uncle, which this foreign friend he asked is actually the restroom, you referred to him are good.” 他转过头跟老头说道:“大叔,这位外国朋友他其实问得就是厕所在哪,你就指给他好了。” The old man pats the thigh to say with a smile: „I said I guessed right! He gesticulates like this is the meaning of going to bathroom, but also shakes the head. The young fellow you are intelligent, but also knew how English said!” The old man said verbosely quite long a few words, points at an alley saying: „Follows here, arrives at end Zuo Guai, saw.” 老头拍拍大腿笑道:“我就说我猜测的没错嘛！他这样比划就是上厕所的意思,还摇头。还是小伙子你聪明,还晓得英语怎么说！”老头絮絮叨叨地说了好长一段话,才指着一条小巷说道:“跟这里走,走到尽头左拐,就看到了。” The Yang Guo translator passes in the same old way to middle-aged foreigner, the muscle on his face relaxed finally, because hurries to go to bathroom, he hastily expressed gratitude with Yang Guo, then took to one's heels to run toward that side, it seems like it was the time of suppressing is not short! 杨果照样翻译过去给中年外国人,他脸上的肌肉终于放松了下来,因为赶着去上厕所,他只是跟杨果匆匆道谢,然后就撒腿往那边跑去,看来是憋的时间不短了！ Shakes the head, the Yang Guo funny revolutions turned head, apologized the warm-hearted old man of that belt sleeve emblem, walked toward that old-established shop. He has separated a street to that shop now, gains ground can see that repairs very much plain big advertisement. 摇摇头,杨果好笑的转回头,谢过了那位带袖章的热心老头,往那个老店走去。他现在离那家店就只是隔了一个马路,抬头就能看到那个装修得很古朴的大招牌。 Yang Guo discovered that is the thing that no matter they sell the recently launched product, or inside repair and service modernize very much, so long as is the old-established shop old shop, they like putting in order very much very much the outside shop front have the modernity. 杨果发现,不管他们卖的东西是不是新推出的产品,或者里面的装修、服务是不是很现代化,只要是老店老字号,他们都很喜欢把外边的店面整得很有时代感。 The customers look also conveniently, because knows that this is one has the long history and unfailing old-established shop, inside eating, should be very authentic! Has saying that such marketing strategy completely succeeds! Before the gate, guest of one crowd of lining up on the backless stool sits very much can explain its irritable degree. 顾客们找起来也方便,因为一眼就知道,这是一家有着悠久历史、经久不衰的老店,里面的吃食,应该很正宗！不得不说,这样的营销策略还是满成功的！门前板凳上坐着的一群排队的客人就很能说明其火爆的程度了。 Yang Guo is also lining up, suddenly his shoulder was patted, turns head to look, was that foreign middle-aged person just, sees only him to say with a smile very much happily: „Originally you here, I looked for a long time.” 杨果也在排队,突然他的肩膀被拍了一下,回头一看,是刚刚那位外国中年人,只见他很高兴地笑道:“原来你在这里,我找了好久。” Yang Guo also clashes him to smile. 杨果也冲他笑了笑。 „Just too thanked you, your help is prompt.” The foreign middle-aged person grins to say with a smile, his ziff shakes along with the muscle of his cheeks. “刚刚真的是太感谢你了,你的帮忙非常及时。”外国中年人咧嘴笑道,他的络腮胡子随着他脸颊的肌肉一抖一抖。 „Does not use politely.” Yang Guo looks that he said with a smile, „actually you asked the way in China, should better or looks for the young people, the English education that they received were quite many.” “不用客气。”杨果看着他微笑道,“其实你在中华问路,最好还是找年轻人,他们受到的英语教育比较多。” „Oh! I also think that is having this,” foreign middle-aged person is gesticulating own arm, draws the appearance of that sleeve emblem, said that „serves the voluntary worker of community, I listened to the friend of mine saying that they at Olympic Games China, the voluntary workers in China have been able to say English.” “喔！我还以为带着这个的,”外国中年人比划着自己的胳膊,描画那个袖章的模样,说道,“是服务社区的义工,我听我的朋友说过,他们在奥运会的时候来过中华,中华的义工都能说英语。” Yang Guo smiled awkwardly, at that time the strength of whole nation held Olympic Games, entire Beijīng crazy study English, uncle aunts can snort|hum two „good_morning”, be that also temporary heat degree, after several years returned to the zero point, thinks laughably. Yang Guo does not want to pull in this issue with him, therefore led away the topic: „Do here you come also to taste to explode the stomach, characteristics food of China?” 杨果尴尬地笑了笑,那时候举国之力办奥运会,整个京城都疯狂学英语,大叔大妈都能哼两句“good_morning”,可是那也就一时的热度,过了几年又回到了原点,想想就可笑。杨果不想跟他在这个问题上扯下去,于是引开了话题:“你来这边也是想尝尝爆肚,中华的特色食物吗？” „Is very delicious?” The foreign middle-aged person interesting asked that „I found you, mainly wants you to tell again thanked! To ask you, you know how the guest hotel does walk?” “很好吃吗？”外国中年人饶有兴趣地问道,“我找到你,主要是想再跟你说一声谢谢的！还有就是想问问你,你知道来客大酒店怎么走吗？” He said the guest, the tonality was very even, sounds is said probably „came to branch” general, Yang Guo a little confused from the beginning, the preparation said one also just came Beijīng, was not very ripe time, the foreign middle-aged person has pulled out own room key and room card finger looks to Yang Guò: „, Comes to branch, is this comes to the Science and Technology Institute of China hotel.” 他在说来客的时候,音调很平,听起来好像是说“来科”一般,杨果一开始还是有点迷惑,准备说自己也是刚来京城,不是很熟的时候,外国中年人就掏出了自己的房间钥匙和房卡指给杨过看:“喏,来科,就是这个来科大酒店。” Yang Guo is suddenly enlighted, he has pulled with a smile also out his room card, shook shaking in the foreign middle-aged person at present, said: „I knew, what I live with you are the same hotel.” 杨果恍然大悟,他笑着也掏出了自己的房卡,在外国中年人眼前晃了晃,说道:“我知道了,我跟你住的是同一间酒店。” „That was good! We have the fate,” foreign middle-aged person said excitedly that „how you can tell me to go back?” “那太好了！我们真是有缘分,”外国中年人激动地说道,“你可以告诉我如何回去吗？” Yang Guo recalls before coming out to play has carried the map, discovered that with the language to the foreign middle-aged person explained how to travel by vehicle and transfer to another vehicle to return to the hotel is really too complex, therefore he said: „I and others finished eating the thing to go back, you must eat together, then walks together? The exploding stomach of this shop is very famous, moreover this is not the pig, but is Yang Bao the stomach.” 杨果回忆一下在出来玩之前背过的地图,发现用语言跟外国中年人解释如何搭车、转车回酒店实在是太复杂了,于是他说道:“我等吃完东西会回去,你要不要一起吃,然后一起走？这家店的爆肚可是非常有名,而且这不是猪的,而是羊爆肚。” The people of majority of Middle East appearance are Muslim teach, therefore Yang Guo explained to him. 大部分中东模样的人都是穆斯林教,所以杨果跟他解释了一下。 The foreign middle-aged person said happily: „Ok? That is really honored utmost, I come to China , is to taste the good food of China except for the traveling!” 外国中年人高兴地说道:“可以吗？那真是荣幸之至,我到中华来,除了旅游也是想要品尝中华的美食呢！” Has arranged more than ten minutes of team, finally waited till had the vacancy to be one's turn them. Yang Guo has selected the stomach bottle gourd and stomach first disperses the pill two advertisement staple food, the foreign middle-aged person under the Yang Guo translation, selected several types of him to think should very delicious dish. 排了十多分钟队,终于等到了有空位轮到他们。杨果先点了肚葫芦和肚散丹两道招牌主食,外国中年人在杨果翻译下,也点了几样他觉得应该很好吃的菜。 Serves food quickly, orders did not have three minutes, chummy dishes then carried. 上菜很快,下单还没三分钟,一盘盘热乎乎的菜便端了上来。 „Quite fragrant!” The foreign middle-aged person sets upright the thumb to say. Under the guidance of Yang Guo, he starts to study is using the chopsticks, looked that his three fingers pinch the chopsticks to clamp to explode the stomach irritably, that explodes the stomach to sway in that chopsticks sharp, Yang Guo was worried specially can fall. “好香！”外国中年人竖着大拇指说道。在杨果的教导之下,他开始学着用筷子,看他三个手指头别扭地捏着筷子夹爆肚,那爆肚在那筷子尖摇摇晃晃,杨果特别担心会掉落下来。 Qiqi was also exploded the stomach rich fragrance to entice, she starts not to dance with joy law-abidingly in the Yang Guo bosom. Yang Guo picks a sheep stomach, dipped the sauce, where Qiqi opened the small mouth to wait, finally saw the father to force in own mouth, Qiqi discontentedly wielded the small hand to groan to call, the small body turned is venting the uncomfortable mood. 琪琪也被爆肚浓郁的香味勾引了,她在杨果的怀里开始不安分地手舞足蹈起来。杨果夹起一条羊肚,蘸了蘸酱料,琪琪就张着小嘴在哪里等着,结果看到爸爸塞进了自个的嘴巴里,琪琪就不满地挥着小手哼哼叫了起来,小身体扭着发泄着难受的情绪。 „Your child also wants to taste.” The foreign middle-aged person hints Yang Guo, said with a smile. “你的孩子也想尝尝。”外国中年人示意杨果,笑道。 Yang Guo wry smile said: „She likes this fragrance, but could also not eat! Has not reached one year old.” 杨果苦笑地说道:“她就是喜欢这香味,还吃不了呢！还没满一岁。” The foreign middle-aged person nodded to say with a smile: „She is really lovable.” 外国中年人点了点头笑道:“她真可爱。” Qiqi is much more restless, Yang Guo has to put down the present good food first, thinks the countermeasure. Yang Guo has dialed the sheep stomach soup in bowl with the chopsticks, making the cooking liquor moisten in the chopsticks, then extends the chopsticks to the mouth of Qiqi in front. Could not eat the meat, tastes a soup to be all right, Yang Guo was thinking. 琪琪闹腾得厉害,杨果只好先放下眼前的美食,想想对策。杨果用筷子拨了拨碗里的羊肚汤,让汤汁沾在筷子,然后把筷子伸到琪琪的嘴巴前面。吃不了肉,尝尝点汤应该没事,杨果想着。 Qiqi sees the chopsticks, smells flavor that makes her drool with envy, stopped the movement that keeps swaying from side to side, the eye socket that is slightly red also stops the teardrops that has been going to overflow, she smelled, then contained the chopsticks to suck. 琪琪看到筷子,闻到那个让她垂涎三尺的味道,停下了不停扭动的动作,微微红起来的眼眶也止住了将要溢出来的泪珠,她闻了闻,然后一口含住筷子吮吸了起来。 Thinks that Qiqi meets the sorption not to be willing to put the mouth, finally Qiqi contained, shut out to spit, she has also spat the saliva in mouth. Yang Guo is unexpected, the Qiqi saliva crash-bang was moist the chin and her clothes round lead(er). 原以为琪琪会吸着不肯放口呢,结果琪琪含了一下,就嫌弃地吐开了,她还把嘴巴里的口水都吐了出来。杨果猝不及防,琪琪的口水哗啦啦地把下巴和她的衣服圆领都润湿了。 Yang Guo aerobic and funny, this young fool, hurries to pull the paper goods to polish to Qiqi. Yang Guo also wants to understand but actually reason, Yang Dutang definitely has the fishy smell of sheep, where has the milk to be so fragrant, Qiqi can like that being mysterious! 杨果又好气又好笑,这小笨蛋,赶紧扯出纸巾给琪琪擦干净。杨果倒也想明白了其中缘由,羊肚汤肯定是有着羊的腥味,哪有牛奶那么香甜,琪琪能喜欢那才是神奇了呢！ Finishes Qiqi, Yang Guo has turned the head to chat while eating with the foreign middle-aged person: „Was right, Sir, I have not known how to call you?” 忙完琪琪,杨果才转过头去跟外国中年人边吃边聊起来:“对了,先生,我还不知道怎样称呼你呢？” „My name was called Allen_Adham.” “我的名字叫Allen_Adham。”
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