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#6: The young girls you have heard the corner/horn mister!


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Was discovered. Has)? intent)? Thinks)? Book)? Institute) 被发现了。有)?意)?思)?书)?院) What to do? 怎么办? Runs? 跑? Why...... must run. ……为什么要跑啊。 Sun Lang smiles proudly, the throwing out the chest chest cavity, moves forward to meet somebody with stride. 孙朗傲然一笑,挺起了胸膛,大步迎了上去。 Our generation solemn son, good positive, sat straight, has not offended the law of the land, has not done the misdemeanor, nervous egg! 我辈堂堂男儿,行的正,坐的直,没有触犯王法,没有干过坏事,慌个卵子! ...... Good, this view good two, moreover was too silly. ……好吧,这说法好二而且太傻了。 That trades a style. 那换个画风。 Our generation solemn crossing over, when grasps the nettle, fault-finding steps on it, acting cool sticks face it, tender training it, grows the pretty chest big family background good to capture/raid it, nervous egg! 我辈堂堂穿越者,当迎难而上,找茬者踩之,装逼者糊脸之,娇蛮者调教之,长得靓胸又大家世好者攻略之,慌个卵子! This style is right! 这个画风才对嘛! Discovered Sun Lang, Zhang Yinluo that also the stride comes knew nothing about opposite Ranger to influence the happy sentiment as crossing over, she is pointing at the opposite party, probably recalled that anything, the tone somewhat went wild: Why you bundle such solid! We solved had not untied for a long time! Cannot open with the sword and saw! Harmed me specially to go home to take the startled great wild goose sword......” 发现了孙朗,也大步而来的张银落浑然不知对面的游侠已经陶冶了一次自己身为穿越者的美好情操,她指着对方,像是回想起了什么,语气有些抓狂:“你为什么捆得这么严实啊!我们解了好久都没有解开!用刀剑和锯子都弄不开!害得我专门回家了一趟去拿了惊鸿剑……” Sun Lang immediately with looking at the stupid look is staring at her: „...... You for this matter does rush to here to stop up me?” 孙朗顿时用看傻逼的眼神盯着她:“……你就为了这事跑到这里来堵我?” „It is not!” Female Constable loud say/way, „when I go home to take the sword, that female Cat Burglar was stolen!” “不是!”女捕头大声道,“就在我回家拿剑时,那个女飞贼被人劫走了!” The Sun Lang nod said: So that's how it is, in the customer requests personally, because we fully realize the waste firewood degree of Special Police Force bailiff, therefore also set up a business recently, the special help finds the person, you lost the suspect, definitely worries at heart very much, cannot eat meal to drink the non- water penetration, rubbed to have no interest past continually, doesn't matter, our Ranger helped you, went in the filling out a form standard, we helped you paste the lost notice to go......” 孙朗点头道:“原来如此,客官里面请,由于我们深知六扇门捕快的废柴程度,所以最近也开办了一项业务,专门帮忙找人,你们弄丢了嫌犯,心里肯定很着急吧,吃不下饭喝不进水,连揉道都没有了往日的兴趣,没有关系,我们游侠来帮你,进去填个表格,我们帮你去贴寻人启事去……” Good, many thanks you...... were strange!” Zhang Yinluo went forward two steps, points at Sun Lang to shout, we recognized that you have the significant committing a crime suspicion! Please follow one us!” “好的,多谢你了……才怪啊!”张银落前进了了两步,指着孙朗喊道,“我们认定你有重大的作案嫌疑!请你跟我们走一趟吧!” „?” Sun Lang exhibits a very stupidly very naive pure appearance, why can I steal that female Cat Burglar? I caught her, then gives you, receiving in exchange enjoys the standard, why can move unnecessarily her robs again? The words saying why I do want to rob a thief? What is my motive? Do I abduct to do her?” “诶?”孙朗摆出一副很傻很天真的单纯模样,“我为什么要劫走那个女飞贼呢?我抓到了她,然后交给你们,换取赏格,为什么要多此一举把她再抢走?话说我为什么要把一个女贼抢走呢?我的动机是什么呢?我把她掳走干什么啊?” When, naturally is the matter that does is not concerned about face!” The face of Zhang Yinluo was somewhat red, the stutter said, „your your you want to do that matter last night! Used the strange method, becomes that Qin Yu, becomes very strange, then bundles the appearance that her was not concerned about face very much, but also is taking off the clothes, you are the matter that wants to do is not concerned about face! Finally was dashed by us at the scene, your insincerely reassignment, afterward not indignation, therefore tags along after us, until after I leave, revealed the ugly countenance, abducts that thief,...... gives her her......” “当、当然是干一些不要脸的事情!”张银落的脸有些红了,结结巴巴道,“你你你你昨晚就想干那种事情吧!用了奇怪的方法,把那个秦雨变得、变得非常奇怪,然后把她捆成了很不要脸的模样,还在脱衣服,你是想要干一些不要脸的事情吧!结果被我们当场撞破,你假意移交,事后不忿,于是尾随我们,直到我离开之后,就露出了丑恶的嘴脸,把那女贼掳走,把她……把她给……” Young comrade, your settling a lawsuit approach has the issue very much......, although your chest you first said greatly is the etiquette of conversation, but you, if talked nonsense, I considered your chest not to have the brain in the same old way greatly.” The Sun Lang sincere say/way, makes people like you become Special Police Force Constable, simply is the misfortune of country, the sorrow of common people, at that time I, if wants her, why will handle matters on the street? I want to abduct her, why after must wait till you to walk, begins? Moreover makes us return to the most fundamental issue, why you thought that I do have to that woman improper ambition? You throughly slander, the accusation of distorting the facts, is that woman is entangling me obviously, how can you dirty person be baseless pure?” “小同志,你的断案思路很有问题啊……虽然你胸大你先说是交谈的礼仪,但是你如果胡说八道的话,我照样告你胸大无脑啊。”孙朗语重心长道,“让你这种人当上六扇门捕头,简直是国家之不幸,百姓之悲哀,当时我如果想要啪啪她,为什么会在街上办事?我想要掳走她,为什么要等到你走之后再动手?而且让我们回到最根本的问题上,你凭什么觉得我对那个女人有非分之想?你这是彻头彻尾地污蔑,颠倒黑白的指责,明明是那个女人缠着我,你怎么能凭空污人清白?” „Your your your you......” Zhang Yinluo stamps one's foot said, that Qin Yu becomes that strange, certainly was you made anything to her!” “你你你你你你你……”张银落跳脚道,“那秦雨变得那么奇怪,一定是你对她做了什么!” „Was your head given the clip by the chest? Because I caught that thief, she became very strange, what was I made to her?” Sun Lang disdains saying that „when according to your view, you to play the corner/horn mister who I am in the evening not careful oneself piercing, but must depend on me saying that I did go bad your pureness?” “你脑袋被胸部给夹了吗?就因为我抓了那个女贼,她变得非常奇怪了,就是我对她做了什么?”孙朗不屑道,“按照你这个说法,难道说你晚上玩我做的角先生时不小心把自己给捅破了,还要赖我说我坏了你的清白?” Empire- or this world, the female ideological liberation degree was not general high, the atmosphere of esteeming martial arts also accomplished opening of common social practice, people who had the general knowledge slightly knows that the corner/horn mister was anything. 帝国-或者说这个世界,女性的思想解放程度不是一般的高,尚武的风气也造就了民风的开放,以至于稍有常识的人都知道角先生是什么东西。 The so-called corner/horn mister, the friend of woman, empty defends the lonely young married woman and ignorant ignorant being lovesick young girl in vacant room shocks by the mind with item that the body comforts, the lascivious people know what I said is anything...... the Zhang Yinluo momentum is big, although without visits directly, but also attracted many Ranger attention, the meddlesome person relies on before the gate, is listening to the free two people of crosstalks, after hearing Sun Lang mentioned the corner/horn mister, all shows the dirty smile that the men understood, the heart said that this time rookie quality was very good, unexpectedly beat around the bush to take the advantage of this Special Police Force falcons and dogs. 所谓角先生,妇女之友也,是给虚守空房的寂寞少妇与懵懂无知的思春少女以心灵震撼和身体抚慰的道具,淫荡的人都知道我说的是什么……张银落的声势不小,虽然没有直接上门,但也吸引了很多游侠注意,好事的人就倚在门前,听着免费的二人相声,听到孙朗提及角先生之后,无不露出了男人都懂的龌龊笑容,心说这次的新人素质很不错啊,居然拐弯抹角占这六扇门鹰犬的便宜。 But looked that this little miss is young, the speech impulsion, referring to erratically is anything the simple-hearted little miss who comes out from the big school, it is estimated that cannot understand...... 只不过看这小姑娘年纪轻轻,说话冲动,指不定是什么从大门派里出来的天真无邪的小姑娘,估计是听不懂的…… However they were wrong. 然而他们错了。 After Zhang Yinluo listened, like stepped on to the tail, jumps three chi (0.33 m) high: Shameless! Lechers! Obscene thief! Lovelaces!” 张银落听了之后,就像被踩到尾巴一样,一蹦三尺高:“无耻!登徒子!淫贼!色魔!” She understood unexpectedly! 她居然听懂了! In the Ranger heart exclaimed in surprise. 游侠们心中惊叹。 Sun Lang was also startled: „...... You will not have really used.” 孙朗也被惊了一下:“……你不会真用过吧。” „......!” The girl notices this big crowd of people finally, detected that several surrounding Ranger facetious looks, thought was cut a blade immediately the overhead, in the head a string broke accordingly, she loudly shouts, both hands to become claw, seizes to grasp adeptly to Sun Lang, is without a fight!” “……啊啊啊啊啊啊!”女孩儿终于注意到这大庭广众,也察觉到了几名围观的游侠的戏谑眼神,登时觉得被人当头砍了一刀,脑袋里一条弦应声而断,她大喝一声,双手成爪,一记擒拿手向孙朗抓去,“束手就擒!” Last night this little miss understood his yellow piece, could not look, the surface was so clear, the innermost feelings were very honest...... the wind sound/rumor caresses the face at present, Sun Lang shrugged, the footsteps fluctuated, such as the idle courtyard take a walk avoided the offensive of opposite party, in the bystander had to capture the time, looked spits the tongue a moment later quietly, that female Constable seized the adept style to be exquisite, change was swift and fierce, obviously has the crucial moment, but the bonus was so, unexpectedly could not catch the piece of clothes of opposite party, that Ranger as if seized the adept quite familiar appearance to this set, every fended the material enemy situation one time, hid. Relaxed...... 昨晚这小姑娘就听懂了他的黄段子,看不出来啊,表面这么清纯,内心还是挺老实的……眼前风声扑面,孙朗耸了耸肩,脚步变幻,如闲庭散步般避开了对方的攻势,围观者中有擒拿功夫了得的,瞧了片刻之后悄然吐了吐舌头,那名女捕头的擒拿手招式精妙、变化凌厉,显然已经有了火候,但饶是如此,居然也抓不到对方的一片衣服,那名游侠似乎对这套擒拿手相当熟悉的样子,每一次闪避都料敌先机,躲得轻松之极…… Sun Lang heard in the crowd the dragon embroidered costumes to discuss about own in a low voice, the acting cool desire obtained enormous satisfaction, in the mouth also comforted saying: Must be angry not, must be angry not, even if you used a corner/horn mister, used definitely is not that several that I make. When I was also only before learned a trade idle bored, made several conveniently, moreover is that met to move, expensive/noble, and Jane|treasure, but was precisely the items not for sale, gave several as the complimentary gift merely faithfully......, you could not afford in any case cannot buy, therefore so will not be skillful......” 孙朗听到了人群中龙套们关于自己的低声议论,装逼的欲望得到了极大的满足,口中也安慰道:“莫要生气,莫要生气,就算你用了角先生,用的肯定也不是我做的那几只。我也只是之前学手艺时闲得无聊,随手做出了几个,而且是会自己动的那种,既贵且珍,而且是非卖品,仅仅是作为赠品送给了几位忠实……咳咳,反正你是买不起也买不到的,所以不会这么巧……” Such remarks, the little miss tender body shook, strikes an attitude the body that wanted to throw to frame probably generally, stiffened for several seconds, she took back the right hand silently, then pulled out the long blade of waist slowly, was saying to several bailiffs behind: „...... Takes him! This liao revolts against authorities, plays tricks on the bailiff, takes him!” 此言一出,小姑娘娇躯一震,作势欲扑的身体像是定格了一般,僵住了几秒钟,她默然收回了右手,然后缓缓将腰间的长刀抽了出来,对着身后几名捕快说道:“……拿下他!此獠反抗官府,戏弄捕快,将他就地拿下!” This saying we cannot treat as have not heard!” Saw with own eyes the knife, watching the fun Ranger without hesitation from Zhongyi Building, arrived at the Sun Lang side, held the upper arm to cast a sidelong glance slantingly Zhang Yinluo, little girl, played to turn over to play, dares to use the knife before us, when the time comes evolved the fighting, the prefectural governor blames, you small Constable, could the load handle?” “这话我们可不能当作没听见!”眼见动了刀子,看热闹的游侠们毫不犹豫地就从忠义楼中走了出来,来到了孙朗的身边,抱着膀子斜睨着张银落,“小丫头片子,玩归玩,敢在我们面前动刀子,到时候演变成械斗,府尊怪罪下来,你一个小小的捕头,担当得起吗?” Female Constable looks at this stance, clenches teeth: „Do you want to harbor the criminal?” 捕头一看这架势,咬了咬牙:“你们要包庇人犯吗?” Criminal? Special Police Force Constable is really the big power and prestige, does not have any evidence, the good family derogatory name is a criminal.” Vigorous sound after various people resounds, Ranger showed the smile, then looked, the majestic form comes together majestic, this person Mingzhou City all Ranger leaders, War of Heavenly Origin unloads armor hero, double word code of honor surnamed Hu. “人犯?六扇门捕头真是好大的威风,没有任何证据,就将良家子蔑称为人犯啊。”浑厚的声音从诸人身后响起,游侠们露出了笑容,回头一看,一道雄壮的身影龙行虎步而来,此人正是明州城所有游侠的领袖,天元战争卸甲英雄,姓胡双字守信。 Zhang Yinluo sees this person, the expression also changed, receives the blade to salute: Originally is reckless can face to face, hears in your army risen from the ranks, training troops is really strict......” 张银落看到此人,表情也变了变,收刀行礼:“原来是胡会首当面,听闻您军中行伍出身,治军甚严……” Ok, the little girl, do not run on a bank me with these words.” reckless Shouxin referred to Sun Lang honestly immodestly, this boy is my child nephew, I am visit him to grow up, the manner how, I felt relieved very much, will not make the matter of morally degenerate. This matter he said that has not done, has not done, you pester endlessly again, do not blame me to take you, making your boss get the person. When the time comes the one who loses face is you, do not regret!” “行了,小丫头片子,别用这些话来挤兑我。”胡守信老实不客气地指了指孙朗,“这小子是我的子侄,我是看着他长大的,为人如何,我很放心,绝不会做出道德败坏的事情。这事他说没干,就是没干,你再胡搅蛮缠下去,别怪我把你拿下,让你上司来领人。到时候丢丑的是你,可别后悔!” When had Zhang Yinluo been pillaged immodestly? hears word gets angry instead smiles extremely: reckless can......” 张银落何时被人这么不客气地抢白过?闻言怒极反笑:“胡会首……” I know that you are the treasure daughter of Zhang, knows that you are the Ling Jiugong favorite disciple, yo, where does the hand toward put? I know that you also bring Emperor Weapon of crude person, is the startled great wild goose sword is right, a junk, can show off before Hu?” The reckless Shouxin cold say/way, your family background is good, master Menqiang, Emperor Weapon in hand......, but this matter Hu is occupying the truth, even if the witch fairy maiden kisses/intimate, some of my still words saying, this witch fairy maiden cultivate/repair to profound, Hu is not an opponent, then you also know the father to be risen from the ranks, the war subsides is about two years, the Tianyuan always died has not died!” “我知道你是张家的宝贝女儿,也知道你是灵鹫宫的得意弟子,哟呵,手往哪放呢?我知道你还带着一把半吊子的帝兵,是惊鸿剑对吧,一把破铜烂铁,也要在胡某面前炫耀?”胡守信冷然道,“你家世好,师门强,还有帝兵在手……但此事胡某人占着道理,就算巫仙子亲至,我也有话说,这巫仙子修为高深,胡某不是对手,然则你也知老子行伍出身,大战平息不过两年,天元老卒还没死光呢!” His look becomes ice-cold, hundred fight veteran the air/Qi of withering to flash to pass: Little miss, not by any means from harming.” 他眼神变得冰冷起来,百战老兵的肃杀之气一闪而逝:“小姑娘,切莫自误啊。” Although Zhang Yinluo the chest is big, but looks at reckless Shouxin strongly hence, knows that today's matter can only let it go, she stared Sun Lang one, said indignantly: We walk!” 张银落虽然胸大,但看胡守信强硬至此,就知道今天的事情只能不了了之,她瞪了孙朗一眼,愤愤道:“我们走!” Threatens the Special Police Force official business ape that comes to travel dingily, Ranger naturally feel proud and elated, is not general thought understanding, they created a clamor the moment, the vision that will worship looks to a few words reckless Shouxin who startled draws back the opposite party, creates a disturbance loudly: reckless big storekeeper military might! reckless big storekeeper is aggressive!” 气势汹汹而来的六扇门公务猿灰溜溜地跑路,游侠们自然扬眉吐气,不是一般的念头通达,他们鼓噪了片刻,将崇拜的目光望向三言两语惊退对方的胡守信,大声起哄起来:“胡大掌柜威武!胡大掌柜霸气!” Rolls the calf! One crowd eats to the full was supporting the rice bucket, has not worked quickly!” reckless Shouxin eyes sweep, Ranger flee helter-skelter immediately dingily, then he beckons to Sun Lang unemotionally, comes with me.” “滚犊子!一群吃饱了撑着的饭桶,还不快去干活!”胡守信眼睛一扫,游侠们登时灰溜溜地如鸟兽散,然后他面无表情地向孙朗招了招手,“跟我来。” Sun Lang not many words, but nods, two people in tandem make great strides forward Mingzhou Ranger Headquarters Zhongyi Building, walks toward two buildings along the staircase, only Ranger that watches the fun to under leave behind a back. 孙朗也不多话,只是点了点头,两人一前一后迈进明州游侠总部忠义楼,沿着楼梯往二楼走去,只给下面看热闹的游侠们留下一个背影。 Some people are talking in whispers. 有人在窃窃私语。 „It is not the illegitimate child of reckless big club......” “不会是胡大棒子的私生子吧……” Does not seem like, old reckless such thick killing embryo, how can give birth to such soft and fair skin......” “看起来不像,老胡这么粗的杀胚,怎么能生出这么个细皮嫩肉的……” Enlivening the time is actually good...... that daughter seizes adeptly is not really bad, unexpectedly was hidden by him, a little skill.” “轻身功夫倒是不错……那小娘子的擒拿手着实不孬,居然都被他躲过去了,有点本事啊。” Although the sounds of these discussions are very low, but fell into the ear of Sun Lang, his corner of the eye twitched, the eye was looking at the front reckless Shouxin back, narrowed the eyes slightly. 这些议论的声音虽然很低,但是还是落入了孙朗的耳中,他的眼角抽搐了一下,眼睛望着前面胡守信的背影,微微眯了起来。 reckless Shouxin just likes has not thought, bringing Sun Lang to walk up to four buildings, arrived in private study room that meets the head. 胡守信恍若未觉,带着孙朗一路走上四楼,来到了会首的私人书房之中。 In reckless Shouxin shoves open the door instantly, Sun Lang flies unemotionally a foot, trampled toward the buttocks of meeting first Sir. 在胡守信推开房门的刹那,孙朗面无表情地飞起一脚,朝着会首大人的屁股踹了过去。 ps1: Groans ehm haha hahahaha the roar roar roar roar roar, today this title page saw! Silly! Depending on your flock of spicy chickens, wants to guess my repertoire!? ps1:哼哼哼哼哼哈哈哈哈哈哈哈吼吼吼吼吼,今天这封面看到了吧!傻了吧!就凭你们这群辣鸡,也想猜中我的套路!? ps2: Renews the god of death tonight...... other, said again, god of death book, after the beginning sealed, I in the post wrote a half year, afterward hundred degrees celsius brought a lawsuit to lose, therefore prohibits the post massively, therefore his mother lay down the spear/gun, now the god of death the WeChat public number renews in the micro blog and , the micro blog studies Your Highness Tyrant, WeChat public number Something went wrong, asking old reader to pass on to mutually- words saying that I wrote in the synopsis, how some people have not known. ps2:啊,今晚更新死神……另外,再说一下吧,死神这本书呢,被起点封了之后,我在贴吧写了半年,后来百度打官司输了,所以大规模封禁贴吧,所以又他妈躺了枪,现在死神在微博和微信公众号上更新,微博学霸殿下,微信公众号[Not Found],请诸位老读者互相转告一下-话说我都写在简介里了,怎么还有人不知道。
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