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#7: Then she dehydrated

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This tramples is quick and anxious, but reckless Shouxin had known in advance probably all, flashed forward, evade this kicked, shouts greatly: „Where toward kicks you!” 这一脚踹的又快又急,但胡守信好像已经预知到了一切,向前一闪,躲过了这一踢,大喊道:“往哪儿踢呢你！” Sun Lang unemotionally a door pass/test: „Child nephew? The straight mother thief, dares to occupy the father to be cheap unexpectedly.( Has?( intent?( Thinks?( Book?( Institute” 孙朗面无表情地把房门一关:“子侄？直娘贼,居然敢占老子便宜。(有?(意?(思?(书?(院” reckless Shouxin does intentionally to be sad: „Pitiful, I held up a baby so it can urinate this boy excrement fed six years, unexpectedly uncles not agrees called me repeatedly......” 胡守信故作伤心道:“可怜,我把这小子一把屎一把尿地喂了六年,居然连声叔叔都不肯叫我……” Sun Lang the insensitivity to this fellow seems to have known extremely well in heart, but sighed, before he arrived at the window, opened the window, relied on the window to sit, listens respectfully to the sound that under is broadcasting...... just matter to make big, by Ranger bored with the Eight Trigrams (gossip) degree, perhaps very much with ease what happened last night makes clearly. 孙朗似乎已经对这家伙的厚脸皮熟稔于心,只是叹了口气,他走到窗前,撑开窗户,倚窗而坐,聆听着下面传来的声音……刚刚的事情闹得不小,以游侠们的无聊与八卦程度,也许很轻松地就会将昨晚发生了什么事情弄得明明白白。 He is overlooking this confused and lonely city, in the chilly pupil shows the sharp light, the sinking sound said: „I heard discussed my sound, words this way......” 他俯瞰着这座迷乱又孤独的城市,清冷的眸子中透出锐利的光,沉声道:“我听到了很多谈论我的声音,再这样下去的话……” The next flash, his expression becomes depressed and moved, sighed: „Words this way, I will mount very hunts and kills the list greatly obscenely...... you to try to find a solution.” 下一瞬间,他的表情变得郁闷又伤感,叹息道:“再这样下去的话,我就会登上大淫贼猎杀榜的……你得想个办法。” Before reckless Shouxin arrives at the writing desk sits down, in this fumigates with incense in the remote and antique study room, a tall guy tiger secludes dragon Pan to sit, strong, is going against bald, the appearance is really valiant, on the writing-sets on great picture section and table with room four wall formed the extremely strange striking contrast, this person is taking the smoker, increases the tobacco to the smoke pot patiently, the index finger and middle finger rubs gently, flame baseless and presently, the precious leaf tobacco ignition, he will open the big mouth, pulled out one ruthlessly, then a face enjoys puts out skewer light smoke slowly, grins one. Smiling: „This is not good? I thought appearance that you have fun probably.” 胡守信来到书案前坐下,在这间熏香渺渺、古色古香的书房中,一名丈八大汉虎踞龙盘而坐,膀大腰圆,顶着个光头,模样甚是彪悍,与房间四壁上的名画书帖和桌子上的文房四宝形成了极为诡异的鲜明对比,此君正抽出烟枪来,耐心地给烟锅添加烟草,食指与中指轻轻一搓,一点火苗凭空而现,将名贵的烟叶点燃,他张开血盆大口,狠狠地抽了一口,然后一脸享受地缓缓吐出一串青烟,咧嘴一笑:“这不是挺好的吗？我看你好像乐在其中的样子。” „Is good your paternal grandmother leg!” Sun Lang glares angrily, „whose his mother had fun, a woman show soon the flood discharge, entangled you to with you come an artillery, you thought very crisply!?” “好你奶奶个腿儿！”孙朗怒目圆睁,“谁他妈乐在其中了,一个女人骚得快要泄洪了,缠着你要跟你来一炮,你以为很爽吗！？” The opposite party were filled the anger and grief and indignation air/Qi field by Sun Lang that obviously startles jumped, the stutter said: „That what...... this has uncomfortable what?” 对方显然被孙朗那充满怒气和悲愤的气场骇了一跳,结结巴巴道:“那什么……这有什么不爽的吗？” A Sun Lang face despises is looking at this Honshu Ranger highest head: The wave vagabond who „, your does not know the immensity of heaven and earth, looks carefully in old age 【bi-】 Bursts into tears spatially.” 孙朗一脸鄙夷地望着这位本州游侠的最高负责人:“呵,你这不知天高地厚的浪荡子,小心老来望【哔-】空流泪啊。” reckless Shouxin is dumbfounded, subsequently responded, was angry saying: „Did you have a face to say me unexpectedly? The past years is who stared at the big chest beautiful woman in friend military compound to be mouth-watering, always wants to make us lead you to stroll the joyhouse, at the last moment actually various types shrank the egg, asked that on acting cool said that must keep the wedding night for the first time, ridiculed slightly you one did draw a sword to cut the person?” 胡守信目瞪口呆,继而反应过来,大怒道:“你居然有脸说我？当年是谁盯着友军营里的大胸美女流口水,总是想让我们带你去逛窑子,事到临头却各种缩卵,问起来就装逼说要把第一次留到新婚之夜,稍微嘲笑你一下就拔剑砍人？” Sun Lang said proudly: „You also said was the past years! I at that time was only the pattern, because was young, therefore weak superficial, present I, have grown!” 孙朗傲然道:“你也说了是当年了！我那时只是图样,因为年少,所以幼稚浅薄,如今的我,已经成长起来了！” reckless Shouxin unemotional say/way: „, From one stutter speech not agile innocent youngster of before the woman grows, for a finger can deliver the big sex fiend that ascends the sky the 80-year-old woman.” 胡守信面无表情道:“啊,从一个在女人面前结结巴巴说话都不利索的纯情少年成长为了一根指头就能把八旬老太送上天的大淫魔了。” Sun Lang said excitedly: „Your his mother wants to fight?” 孙朗勃然道:“你他娘的想打架吗？” reckless Shouxin also pounded on a table: „Your his mother blames me? Obviously is the basket that yourself hold. That female Cat Burglar is a small role, tidies up her means to want many to have many, you use the most lascivious method......” 胡守信也拍了一下桌子:“你他娘的怪我喽？明明是你自己捅的篓子。那个女飞贼不过是个小角色,收拾她的办法要多少有多少,你偏偏用最淫荡的法子……” Sun Lang sighed: „Does this have the means? The woman to/clashes suddenly, the whole body is the flaw, wasn't his mother awkward? That sprayer couple of days ago was found time to change changing by me, the might was also much big, is scattering, the fundamental having no way controlled trajectory, a spear/gun can make her fold the folded sheet on which a subordinate reports to a superior foot conveniently...... she, although stole the thing, but is also insufficient to receive this crime, you said.” 孙朗叹息道:“这不是没办法吗？那娘们就这么突然冲过来,满身都是破绽,这他妈不就尴尬了吗？那杆喷子前两天被我抽空改了改,威力又大了不少,还是散射型,根本没法控制弹道,随手一枪就能让她折手折脚……她虽然偷了东西,但也不至于受这种罪过,你说是吧。” „Is insufficient to receive this crime?” reckless Shouxin is astounded saying that „really wants to make these fellow listen to this saying by you cut, are you a vegetarian in the two years? Is missing is because the monk by Panre Temple was seized to listen to two years of? Therefore in the past was that worn down just like the sea turbulent lust completely? If so, how did this group of bald-headed thieves do a good deed...... your to make the skill that the first under heaven very covered the face to escape obscenely actually practice?” “不至于受这种罪过？”胡守信瞠目道,“真想让那些被你砍了的家伙听听这话啊,你这两年都在吃斋吗？难道失踪是因为被般若寺的和尚捉走听了两年的经？所以当年那宛如大海般汹涌的色欲都被消磨殆尽了？如果是这样的话,这群贼秃倒是做了点好事……不过你这身能够让天下第一淫贼都掩面而逃的技巧是怎么练出来的？” He thought deeply about the moment, the shock said: „This group of buddhist monks while abrasioning your lust, but also compels you to study the frolicking? Mother, attentive really evil and cruel!” 他思索了片刻,震惊道:“难道这群秃驴在磨掉你色欲的同时,还逼你去学欢喜禅？妈的,用心着实歹毒啊！” „Two years do not see, your brain hole is such fresh refined......” Sun Lang says with a sigh, „considers as finished, today must thank you, that girl, if continues to pester endlessly, wants to end, takes time very much. It is not good, I must try to find the solution, the woman ultra trouble, cannot hit unable to bump, the hand slides slightly, on no end of trouble for the future......” “两年不见,你的脑洞还是这么清新脱俗……”孙朗叹息道,“算了,今天还要谢谢你,那个丫头如果继续胡搅蛮缠下去,想要收场,很费事的。不行,我得想想办法,女人超麻烦的,打不得更是碰不得,稍微手滑一下,就后患无穷……” „The ability that...... this is lets all men who world envies obviously.” reckless Shouxin shows the whites of the eyes, „are you so artificial, deliver the meat of Shangju not to eat? That little miss, was just long enough pretty, the figure was also good, later, definitely will be several years later long bewitchingly charming, you also arrived at the age of getting married...... also to have, last night that female Cat Burglar, was also very famous in Mingzhou City, kept thinking about her person to be many, did you put?” “……这明明是让天下的所有男人都羡慕的能力啊。”胡守信翻了个白眼,“你怎么这么矫情,送上嘴的肉都不吃？刚刚那个小姑娘,长得够靓,身段也好,过几年之后,肯定长得千娇百媚,你也到了成家的年纪了吧……还有,昨晚那个女飞贼,在明州城也挺有名气,惦记她的人不少,你就这么放过去了？” „Let me tell you, my has fought many battles, sees a lot.” Sun Lang pondered the moment, „what are special characteristics of good woman? To me, beyond the mind beautiful ratio pretty wants important many, their mind is not beautiful, the appearance lives ugly, do you make me hold true by do not let off her? I have not been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger to be in this situation.” “我跟你说,我那是身经百战,见得多了。”孙朗沉思了片刻,“一个好女人的特质是什么？对于我来说,心灵美比外貌美要重要的多,她们心灵也不怎么美,模样又生得丑,你让我有什么理由不放过她？我可没有饥渴难耐到这种地步。” „...... What?” reckless Shouxin thought that the own ear presented the auditory hallucination, he recalled a Zhang Yinluo appearance, the noble air that the little miss beautiful white teeth, in the foreheads the gallant, honored family background fosters, Ling Jiugong practices the fostered spiritual energy, the happy character and style that the young girl bes ready to bloom, as well as that pair can a additional 30 points of chest, how see how seems like a beautiful woman. “……什么？”胡守信觉得自己的耳朵出现了幻听,他回想了一下张银落的容貌,小姑娘明媚皓齿,眉宇之间英气勃勃,尊贵出身所养成的贵气,灵鹫宫修行所养成的灵气,还有少女含苞欲放的美好风情,以及那一对能够加30的胸部,怎么看怎么像是个美人。 By that Qin Yu that Sun Lang takes, broadcasts in Mingzhou City colorful, big shot on several say/way are keeping thinking about this tender and beautiful rose...... 还有被孙朗拿下的那个秦雨,在明州城都艳名远播,几个道上的大佬都惦记着这朵娇艳的玫瑰…… Therefore...... ugly? 所以说……丑？ „Yes......, although said that judges people solely on appearance very superficial, but how to say that......” Sun Lang lets go saying that „, if a mouth crooked eye tilted finish has the woman who the odor walks with a self-important air to appear before you, the facial features including the spring, said that falls in love to you, is willing to cultivate/repair the harmony, only asked happy, did not disturb your later life, what to do only wants to have the relations of some ultra friendship with you...... you?” “是啊……虽然说以貌取人很肤浅,但是怎么说呢……”孙朗摊手道,“如果一位嘴歪眼斜口有恶臭一步三摇的女人出现在你面前,眉眼含春,说对你一见钟情,愿修燕好,只求一席之欢,不打扰你以后的生活,只想跟你发生一些超友谊的关系……你怎么办？” „My handle she will trample flies.” reckless Shouxin said without hesitation, but he shows the whites of the eyes, „may that Qin Yu be an outstanding beautiful woman......” “我会一脚把她踹飞。”胡守信毫不犹豫道,不过他翻了个白眼,“可那秦雨是个出众的美人啊……” „beautiful...... her corner of the eye selects slightly high, does not understand at a glance solemnly, the chest outline is not good, when the sagging, should be slightly exercises martial arts jumps too fiercely, from her walking posture, has practiced the equestrian skill, moreover does not know the maintenance, therefore the thigh inside skin is not good, this grade of Jianghu person lived outdoors, the aptitude of skin is also just like this,......” Sun Lang counts on the fingers counts incessantly, the time of a while censures the weeds of being worth a red cent the rose that the Mingzhou City underworld gang big shot never forgot, said after a big lump, he drew the conclusion, „you looked, her appearance. That is all, the innermost feelings are not grave, semblance not beautiful, but the mind not beautiful woman also wants to have the relations of ultra friendship with me, although I am insufficient to despise and insult her, but will not agree that absolutely, right.” “美个头……她眼角略微高挑,一看就知道不端庄,胸部轮廓不好,微微下垂,应该是练功时跳得太厉害,从她走路姿势上来看,也练过骑术,而且不知保养,所以大腿内侧的皮肤不是太好,这等江湖人士风餐露宿,皮肤的资质也就如此而已,还有啊……”孙朗扳着指头滔滔不绝地细数,一会儿的功夫就将明州城黑道大佬们念念不忘的玫瑰花贬成了一文不值的野草,说了一大坨之后,他得出了结论,“你看,她外貌也就仅此而已,内心又不庄重,外表不美而心灵也不美的女人还想跟我发生超友谊的关系,我虽然不至于鄙视和侮辱她,但也绝对不会同意的,对吧。” „We speak that female Constable...... Sun Lang to raise the head again”, actually discovered that reckless Shouxin tiger with tears, on the face is hanging the complex expression, frightened him to jump, „you how?” “我们再来讲讲那个女捕头……”孙朗抬起头来,却发现胡守信虎目含泪,脸上挂着复杂的表情,吓了他一跳,“你怎么了？” „It‘s nothing suddenly wants to cry, that two women are good, why turned into this...... therefore you to experience what to your mouth in the two years, made your vision high to this situation?” reckless Shouxin lip shivers, wiped a face ruthlessly, gives the thumbs-up to Sun Lang, „youngster, said your story......” “没什么突然就想哭,那两个女人挺不错啊,为什么到你嘴边变成了这样……所以说这两年来你到底经历了什么,以至于让你的眼界高到了这种地步？”胡守信嘴唇颤抖,狠狠地抹了一下脸,向孙朗竖起了大拇指,“少年,说出你的故事吧……” Sun Lang expression absent-minded, during fell into recalled, his look was ease, as if patrolled beyond several tens of thousands li (0.5 km), exceeded the space and time, returned, recalled remembered in the past the thing of deep place...... 孙朗的表情恍惚了一下,陷入了追忆之中,他的神色悠然,仿佛神游数万里之外,超越时空,回到过去,忆起了往昔记忆深处的东西…… Then, he shivers with fright ruthlessly, shakes the head suddenly: „...... Did not say!” 然后,他狠狠地打了个冷战,猛然摇头:“……不说！” reckless Shouxin not disappointed, but shakes the head, he had a reunion with this past robe Ze, the question that also some days, want to ask had asked many times, but the opposite party did not feign, evaded the question, two years ago the War of Heavenly Origin last service, almost became the entire Divine State biggest riddle, a small number of insiders evaded the subject, the royal government made every effort to keep secret, and senior general who the strict order knew the circumstances of the matter distributed vowing, can not leak the secret, even their class of War of Heavenly Origin meritorious veterans are unable to obtain the tiny bit information clue...... the present past fellow officer, was considered that died in battle in the big barren hill, only left behind him. Sword. 胡守信也没有失望,只是摇了摇头,他与这昔日的袍泽重逢,也有些日子了,想问的问题早就问了很多次,但对方不是装傻充愣,就是避而不答,两年前天元战争的最后一役,几乎成了整个神州的最大谜团,少数的知情人对此避而不谈,朝廷对此更是讳莫如深,并且严令知情的高级将领发下誓言,不得泄露机密,连他们这一班天元战争的功勋老将都无法得到一丝一毫的信息线索……眼前的昔日同袍,也被认为战死在大荒山,只留下了他的剑。 But many people do not believe that he had died, in the battlefield had not discovered that his corpse, some youngest brothers even unload armor refined language army, searched high and low his trail, reckless Shouxin runs back Mingzhou City to be a Ranger leader, is saving such idea...... but two years of after past, this thoughts slowly will be in any event pale, but an accidental meet, made the person who many people incomparably worried about, appeared before him. 但有很多人不相信他已经死了,战场上也没有发现他的尸首,有些老兄弟甚至卸甲辞军,四处寻找他的踪迹,胡守信跑回明州城做了一名游侠头头,也存着这样的想法……但两年过去之后,这种心思无论如何都会慢慢淡去,但偶然的一次相遇,令许多人无比牵挂的人,就这么出现在他面前。 He said slowly: „Actually last wartime had anything, you do not want to say that I will not ask, so long as living, is better than anything......, but I thought was a pity, now the war had ended, the person of dying obtained the posthumous fame, living the person made a name for oneself, but your anything did not have...... is not unfair. After all...... we felt, somewhat does not do right by you......” 他缓缓道:“最后一战时究竟发生了什么,你不想说,我也不会多问,只要活着,就比什么都好……但我只是觉得太可惜了,如今大战已经结束,死去的人获得哀荣,活着的人功成名就,可你却什么都没有……太不公平了。毕竟……我们觉得,还是有些对不住你……” Sun Lang silent moment, shakes the head, then unfolds the face to smile: „Does not need, I and Empire gratitude and grudges, two years ago two clear, each other has not owed does not owe. The royal government does not need to me the high office and high pay, I not to have tiny bit involving with them again, present I have only thought the tranquil life, lives looks like individual......” 孙朗沉默了片刻,摇了摇头,然后展颜一笑:“不必了,我与帝国的恩怨,在两年前已然两清,彼此不亏不欠。朝廷不需要给我高官厚禄,我也不想再跟他们有一丝一毫的牵扯,现在的我只想过平静的生活,活得像个人……” reckless Shouxin nods: „Then to sees them...... to have many people to look for you rarely. Knew words that you have not died, they will be very certainly happy.” 胡守信点了点头:“那至少见见他们吧……有很多人都在找你。得知你没有死的话,他们一定会很高兴。” „I also require time...... to let my tranquil one, now is not the time.” Sun Lang has turned the head, is looking at the scenery of out of the window, the bright sky, heavy traffic, smile often in people, the lively metropolis, the beautiful world...... on his face showed the light smile, „...... a little does not adapt slightly.” “我还需要一点时间……让我平静一下吧,现在不是时候。”孙朗转过头去,望着窗外的风景,明亮的天空,车水马龙,笑容常在的人们,繁华的都市,美丽的世界……他的脸上露出了淡淡的笑容,“稍微……有点不适应啊。” reckless Shouxin nods slowly, the bright flame licks to lick the shredded tobacco, flutters the light smog, he puts out smoke rings, suddenly said: „You should not be will be afraid them to ridicule you, was missing for two years later, unexpectedly from having the outstandingly vigorous brave peerless brave general turned has ten thousand little girl improper brave peerless sex fiends......” 胡守信缓缓地点头,明亮的火光舔舐着烟丝,飘扬起薄薄的烟雾,他吐出一口烟圈,突然道:“你该不会是害怕他们嘲笑你吧,失踪了两年之后,居然从有着万夫不当之勇的绝世猛将变成了有着万妞不当之勇的绝世淫魔……” „Do not have some at sixes and sevens nicknames to the father!” The Sun Lang anger exclaimed, rumor that „, it is estimated that in the association has started to disseminate father, you, if wants the means to keep secret for me! But I at that time on your wickedness worked as, therefore complies with your here to work as what nonsense Ranger, if has any at sixes and sevens woman to walk in again, you must send for me!” “别给老子起一些乱七八糟的外号！”孙朗怒吼道,“还有,估计公会里已经开始散播老子的流言了,你要想办法替我保密！我当时可是上了你的恶当,所以才答应来你这里当个什么狗屁游侠的,要是再有什么乱七八糟的女人找上门来,你得替我打发了！” reckless Shouxin said interestingly: „You to entangled your woman to have the strong trauma...... you not to tell me evidently initially, afterward how.” 胡守信饶有兴趣道:“看样子你对当初缠着你的那个女人产生了浓厚的心理阴影啊……你还没跟我说,后来怎么样了。” Sun Lang sighed, that was he two years later with turning point that reckless Shouxin had a reunion......, because he did not run into a quite hard to deal with woman carefully: „That woman, discovered at that time after my...... ability, all day is entangling me, is entangling me, wants to make me come one round with her, for this reason paid money, entreat, peep and prescribe medicine to stop at nothing...... I is really tired of the extreme finally,......” 孙朗叹了口气,那是他两年后与胡守信重逢的契机……因为他不小心遇到了一个相当难缠的女人:“那个女人啊,当时发现我的……能力之后,整天缠着我,缠着我,想让我跟她来一发,为此付钱、哀求、偷窥、下药无所不用其极……最后我实在是烦到了极点,就……” reckless Shouxin opened the eye: „...... Did you do her ruthlessly?” 胡守信睁大了眼睛:“……你狠狠地干了她？” „Naturally no!” Sun Lang denied loudly, „I bundled her, threw in her the bath barrel, then......” “当然没有！”孙朗大声否认道,“我只是将她捆了起来,把她扔到浴桶里,然后……” The greatly bald eye has the hyperemia sign: „Then?” 大光头的眼睛有充血的迹象:“然后？” „Then, I gave her conscientiously to make the face massage of half double-hour......” “然后,我给她认真地做了半个时辰的面部按摩……” „This?” reckless Shouxin opened the eye, „your his mother is teasing me” appearance, „then?” “就这样？”胡守信睁大了眼睛,一副“你他妈在逗我”的模样,“然后呢？” „Then......” Sun Lang is looking at the ceiling, tone vicissitudes, just like lonely such as snow and matchless famous swordsman, brings the small sad, indifferent say/way, „spouted more than ten affected liquids after continually, she dehydrated.” “然后啊……”孙朗望着天花板,语气沧桑,宛如寂寞如雪、举世无敌的名剑客,带着一点小忧伤,淡然道,“一连喷出了十几次感动的液体之后,她就脱水了。” ps1: A day has the matter today, around 9 : 00 must go out, therefore renewed ahead of time, tomorrow again pair. ps1:啊,今天一天都有事,九点多钟就要出门,所以提前更新了,明天再双更吧。 ps2: Some friends asked why did not move to the words that the book dealer...... can move I to move six months ago the god of death, although now by beginning bottom carriage, but contract in beginning there, if moved to the book dealer, once they want to consider, considered a would-be son......( let go) ps2:有朋友问为什么不把死神搬到书客……能搬的话我半年前就搬过来了,虽然现在被起点下架,但是合同还是在起点那里,如果搬到书客,一旦他们想告,一告一个准儿啊……(摊手)
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